you can go back in time once but only between now and 1970s, and you can only change vidya history.What do you change
>>724449801make bungie stay with activision
>>724449801Nip this in the bud, would save much heartbreak
>>724449801I buy bitcoin in 2010 with the excuse of making my own video game. Ez pz.
>>724449801I an hero by fucking my mom
>>724449801Delete E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial game.
>>724449801assassinate shigeru miyamoto in 1975
>>724450096You have no idea what you're talking about. Atari was going bust with or without ET, and the year after muh vidya crash the famicon released in japan, and a year later the NES came to the states.And Arcades didn't slow down until the 2000's.
>>724449801I kill Todd Howard immediately after the release of Oblivion.
Stop Don Mattrick from ever been hired by Microsoft.
>>724449801Shigeru Miyamoto just had a little accident resulting in his unfortunate demise.
>>724449801>“It was fun in the one with fake boobs,” she laughs, referring to Back To The Future II, in which Lorraine is forced to marry villain Biff Tannen and embodies a very specific look. “It was painful because I was covered in plastic. But that one was fun – to be sitting there in the make-up room with my boobs out. Everyone would come in and gasp, and I’d be like ‘It’s plastic!’ >I’ve had that experience in real life having two babies and my boobs got really big. >It was really funny to me because I’d say to my husband ‘Look how big my boobs are!’ and he’d have no reaction.”
Buy 2 million copies of Shin Megami Tensei III instead of Persona 4
>>724449801Murder Ronald Reagan by shoving an Atari 2600 cartridge down his throat and beating him over the head with the console, thus immortalizing the Atari 2600 as a bizarre accessory to murder in addition to crashing the video game market.
>>724450094Based
>>724450270I know what I said anon and why I said it.
>>724449801Easy.Take out this smug asshole before he makes Oblivion.He started everything wrong with that goddamn horse armor.
>>724449801Travel to the 70s, pull a Sarah Connor and prevent the development of the internet, thus preserving comfy couch multiplayer games. Then I find a 70s girl with a GIANT bush and live happily ever after.
>>724450432i don't think that's strictly true even though the horse armor gets attributed as the beginning, sports games were selling skins and bullshit before that
I buy the rights of Dungeons & Dragons before WotC can and then I kill it. I'm almost tempted to kill D&D itself. The entire structure of the party formation and the attitudes prevalent in that have been an absolute detriment to all of society, let alone the video game arena. "Artists" that took the game too seriously create extremely derivative works that are focused on providing a mathematical experience of making numbers big, while also shoehorning in the idea of a "balanced party" where everyone is only decent at one thing and absolutely god awful about everything else.It ruined the feel of fantasy, the uniqueness of adventure, and doomed us to a life of parties that are a collection of danger-skins as opposed to rag tag people with character and soul. And I want back.
>>724449801>you can go back in time once but only between now and 1970sFuck video games. I would travel to stay, then get old in that age were everything was way better and woke faggotry didn't dominate everything and people were nicer. I would experience a lot of great things personally in a better world so no need to ever worry about video games.All the shows, music, movies, events, etc that I always dreamed of experiment when it was new. Better than every game.
>>724449801Tell kojima to not get cocky. also go to the 70s and chill with hippies for a bit but then jump into 1985 because the 70s was actually a really bad time.
>>724450662nam bro.saigon.fuck that shit.
>>724449801>still no porn videos of a dude going back in time and banging his young (step)motherThere's literally a blockbuster movie about the topic, but no porn. It boggles the mind.
>1Stop Gaben from porting Doom to Windows, with any luck it slows down the Windows push for PC vidya domination and saves Japanese PC games>2Somehow get the FF movie canceled before they waste the money>3Beat up Falcom's founder until he agrees to treat the dev team better, which saves the quintet team.Also tell them to avoid stealing Ultima's art so their deal doesn't fail.>4 Get Koizumi in charge of Zelda instead of Mario>5Convince Sony execs that adding a DVD reader to the PS2 is a waste of money, hopefully holding off vidya from becoming mainstream too fast>6Beat up Steve Jobs so he doesn't create the Iphone>7Beat up the Big Bang Theory writer>8Beat up Josh WhedonI would try to save Sega but it would simply kill itself a couple years later anyway.
>>724449801Go yo 2014 and shoot the vatniks that caused gamergate that brought 80% of you poltarded tourist scum.
>>724451260I thought it's an AI edit. Mildly disappointed desu
I convince all the jews that I come from a future where Hitler rose again and did a final holocaust but it can be prevented if they dont create microtransactions.
>>724450278I kill this guy before he can kill Todd.
>>724449801Mommy or Granny?
>>724451416Time lords, hire this man! Though>Genshin Impact
>>724451395Not to shit on Gjoni but I would've made her happy.
>>724451260>stepmotherlame
>>724451570how about step-Landlady?
>>724451360getting rid of ps2 dvd would at least helpwith the last bit a little. 5th gen is such an akward transition period that its kind of hard to give sega good advice outside of "dont waste time with cd, 32x, or fmvs. then just have the few good sega cd games just be for saturn but with better sprites so sonic cd might look like mania for example. feel like people would want an actual 3d sonic for gen 5 but I dont see it happening.
>>724449801I stop jeri ryan's husband from being a degenerate fuck, allowing him to win over obama, preventing the downward spiral obama plunged this country into as president, preventing occupy wall street, preventing the spreading of the vile woke mind virus as a counter to occupy wall street, preventing the wokifying of gaming and ensuring a better video gaming future for us all
>>724451360>Stop Gaben from porting Doom to WindowsThe port of Doom Gabe Newell made (WinDoom) was absolutely irrelevant, and it was never released.
>>724449801I do what I can to block EA from buying and ruining so many good dev teams
I'd stop the shitty live action Resident Evil movies from happening so that one stuntwoman wouldn't get into an accident and have her career ruined by negligence
>>724451910Most based anon in this thread.
>>724449801I stop spirits within from being made and REAL Sakaguchi the fuck in and stop him from moving to Hawaii and putting a studio there and all that dumb shit. He doesn't leave and makes final fantasy 11 a real FF game
>>724451910on a similar note could I stop michael jackson from doing pepsi ads or just tell him not to deal with pyrotechnics so he doesnt badly burn himself and get addicted to plastic surgery and drugs
>>724449801have activision release a guitar game only once every 2 or 3 years instead of months so they don't kill off the rhythm game genre by oversaturating the market with games that could have been DLC
>>724449918cant let you do that mate, ive blasted too many ropes to chubby mae and bea
>>724451570I hate step mother shit. I want true incest
>>724451260boomers have it easy
I would personally execute everyone who thought it was a good idea to put Angela Anaconda in Digimon: The movie. These people need to be shot
>>724449801make sure Myst never happens that's what brought so many normalfags to gaming and popularized boring "realistic" walking sims with no charm
>>724449801I stop Dreamcast from flopping and SEGA is still in the console business, leaving no room or market for Xbox.>>724449960Also this so I can be rich and develop and publish my own videogame ideas.
>>724451395This but aimed at zoe.
The rise of minimalist cancer.
>>724453185Woah why does MKW cover look like AI?
>>724449801I have sex with my mom.
>>724453323>his mom was alive in the 70spls be baiting you geriatric faggot
>>724449801I wouldn't change anything. I would listen, which is what no one else was willing to do.
>>724449801i would stop daisuke from making strive or force him and pachi to make rev3
>>724449801stop Mega Man Legends 3 from getting cancelled
>>724453362my mom was born in the early 60s. im in my mid20s and autistic :)
>>724453362my mom was born in the 60s and I'm a zoomer, how young are you? or is your mom a whore who had you when she was 18
>>724449801I would force Nomura the fraud to finish what was supposed to be the best jrpg of all time>https://youtu.be/bOyYigKniW4?si=MZjRATRj-Irw7r2xI still think about it all the time bros.
>>724453654it would just be kingdom hearts without the yidnesy stuff
>>724449801I stop gaming from being popular and only a nerd hobby.
>>724453620>or is your mom a whore who had you when she was 18what is this projection? your mom rode dick carousel for 20+ years before settling down with some cuck and having a defecting offspring
>>724453771>stop gaming from being popularbased, I hate that too
>>724450497If you kill the guy who invented wheel it's just gonna get invented by someone else in time.
>>724453771>>724453840PCVR is exactly what you want. Today.No need to turn back time.
Stop the release of ET on Atari.
>>724453749KH doesn't have Stella or the cool nighttime cityscapes. Minus Verum Rex.
>>724453185The most effective way to ensure this is by keeping Iwata alive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=890S5nVsf9Y
>>724449801Definitely impregnate Marty McFlys mom.
>>724451260Go back in time and give Xev Bellringer a budget.
>>724451260A girl could behave like this around me and I wouldn't get it. In fact i think it actually happened
>>724449801(heavy austrian accent) I'm a friend of gabe newell. I was told he was here, could I see him please?
>Pete Hines?
>>724450278Oblivion was dogshit though
>>724449801I think it's wrong for a mother to have sex with her son
If GTA6 doesn’t have top down view, don’t play it.
I would do everything in my power to make killing faggots on the internet 30 years later socially acceptable and encouraged.
>>724451395This but kill everyone involved with the Sharty.
>>724452001This, but also stop Square from being retarded with all their source code.
>>724449801Prevent mmos from ever popping up. I enjoyed them back in the day but the damage they've done is undeniable.
>>724452631I remember as a kid thinking this cartoon was jewish.I was like 10 years old. I didn't even know what jews were and I could sniff out the Judaism.
>>724458170>that post by an anon who begged his parents to go see the pokemon movie, but the opening vignette was for that creepy looking shit>anon freaks out, cries>parents get mad>they all leave>parents fight over this>later they divorce>another white family destroyedYou're onto something.
>>724451260I love shit like this. Not for the reasons you guys do though.
>>724449801>but only between now and 1970sI'd need to go further back than that to fix everything.
>>724458405>another white family destroyed>whiteYou have a very tenuous relationship with reality, don't you?
>>724458170Well it makes sense when you remember that all the kid's faces were actually just photos of real kids that went missing and were never found. Seems pretty jewy.
>>724449801I convince Tiger Electronics to make the game.com have a SLIGHTLY better screen and focus on EXCLUSIVELY turn-based JRPGs and Visual Novels, market it in japan even. And I convince sega to make the "sega saturn" be the sega genesis/sega cd/sega 32x hybrid with extra 3d spice that it was always meant to be so that it's backwards compatible and easier to produce and cheaper to sell, so that they stay in the console race. And make the 3d controller the default controller, and make the dreamcast basically just use the 3d controller plus the VMU. And I get Sega to buy SNK. Bonus: Yoshi's Island sequel on the n64 that plays like Yoshi's Island and not like Yoshi's Story.
>>724453654Stopping the development of The Spirits Within, and convincing Sony of making PS3 a more dev friendly console, might solve this issue.
>>724458657There's nothing in that to indicate they weren't White.
>>7244498011970s, hijack work on pong, change literally nothing but it's development time, however because your rules let me live in the 1970s now to do this, I will now live through the entire decade doing copious amounts of Quaaludes. Just need a vasectomy before going so having sex doesn't change anything.
>>724458784>convince Sony not to go with RAMBUS, use shared ram, and to go with ATi for graphics instead of nvidiaThough a scaled up version of the EE+GS would have been better than the Cell.
>>724458786Nothing that indicates that they are either, and most racists' brains only have two categories to mentally file people under: White ("exactly like me in every way, and therefore a friend") or Not White ("different from me in any way, and therefore a foe"). Anyone who isn't explicitly in the former category is in the latter category by default.
>>724458939Do you know how many years it's been since I've seen that image? Calm your leaky "pussy" you faggot shartytroon.
>>724451570can you sell porn on the basis that it's an acted out taboo scenario? I'm not talking about ninja turtles goofy shit where it's a bunch of guys in costumes, I'm talking about 2 (non-related, obviously) actors that got paid and both gave their consent to act out a rape incest scenario with each other.
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>>724458991Calm down, you don't want your peanut brain to overheat again.
>>724449801Horse armor fails as a concept.
>724459038Stop trying to derail the thread, and/or fuck off back to the sharty.
>>724458939>"most racists' brains" he says, while constantly claiming that it's racist to hold blacks to the same standards as whites because blacks aren't as intelligent
>>724458170The only reason I knew what Jews were was because of an episode of Rugrats. There were no Jewish people where I lived. It was beautiful. Then as long ago as 2005ish I remember muslims and indians and shit would come to my bumfuck nowhere town I hate it. I think I only knew of 1 jew. It's basically like south park proportions.
I have a humiliating confession to make: I bought horse armour. You have to understand I was 16, just got my first pay packet and grew up poor af. I bought a 360 with mass effect and oblivion out of my first pay packet and picked up all the dlc.My going back in time would be killing bill gates before windows 95 releases.
>>724459164Fucking same, dude. This town used to be 30% black, but outside of that it was pretty much a normal American town. We had ONE Jewish kid. No Muslims. A few Jehova's Witnesses, and that's it.Then in 2005 it was suddenly Muslims everywhere.
>>724459161I didn't say anything like that, I've seen plenty of black people who were smarter and more accomplished than you'll ever be.
Sharty trolling is too desperate and gay.
>>724449801That's the '50s tho
>>724458673Kek what
>>724449801i make sure don mattrick never gets anywhere near xbox, and ensure that the xbox one doesn't suck on release. if the xbox one didn't force people into the kinect, have that dumbass release all about tv, have that dumbass take on game sharing, and actually showed off its games: i think it wouldn't have been such a terrible loss. the ps4 still would have done better, which is fine, but the xbox one never even got a fair chance because of microsoft's horrendous fuckup with the original one. now they're pivoting to an xbox branded pc. if the original one had a strong start and wasn't so fucked up, maybe we wouldn't be where we are now.
>>724449801Fuck ny elementary school literature teacher, youth club supervisor, and maybe grandma back when they were insanely cute and peppy 16-20ish year olds going through their slut phases (which I unfortunately know for a fact all of them did) and then fly to Japan to make a visual novel about my experience.
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>>724458095i feel like there's a lot to this, and it's an interesting take i haven't heard much about before. i think mmos were cool for a while too, but yeah, the subscription model and general environment of pure unfettered autism has had a negative effect on the industry. i feel like if more mmos were like destiny 2, god forbid, it might actually be better. real, proper fps gameplay with a larger social component than what destiny 2 offers.
>>724449960This is the only correct answer. We get super rich, create Gate Keeper & Chud Studios, and weather the woke shitstorm 2016 onwards by releasing "problematic" game after problematic game from our all-male non-DEI private company.Present Day, GK&C is the last man standing in a dying industry with a loyal and lucrative fanbase while Capcom and Activision et al seethe and wither and wilt under progressiveness.
>>724460543I think it was more that MMOs had their time when instant messaging was still a novel technology, but when the appeal died, the corporations did some dirty things to keep the money train going, and that's what irreparably damaged the industry.Yes. EverCrack and all that, but it was insanely simple compared to what came afterwards. EQ was the the drug nobody had any resistance to. What MMOs morphed into was something far, far worse. Now we have Gacha, Loot Boxes, in-game currencies, and all kinds of other things. Crack to fentanil pipeline.
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>>724458939trvke
>>724461529Shartymeme.
>>7244618262010 era newfag here. wtf is a sharty
>>724462019You.
>>724449801>just takes Sony's offer, its not getting any better after the 32x
>>724461826get down with the kids
