>launch pirated game>SSD starts spinning
It's just mining bitcoin for somebody else. What is the problem?
>>724452841>type with keyboard>keyboard starts asking what's my password in hebrew
what if he died on the oct 7th attack and thats why hes been inactive
>>724452841SSDs don't usually spin
>playing video game>it continuously opens my bedroom door and closes it before I can fully turn my head to see it happening
>>724452841>SSD starts spinningwhat.
>>724453154That's why it's concerning.
>>724452841ssds dont spin
>>724452841>SSD starts spinning
>>724453195It's a joke, you autist. Either post more or leave
>>724453041Kek
>>724452841>open the door>get on the floor>everybody walk the dinosaur
>>724453195>post retarded joke>anons head starts spinning
>>724452841>launch a legitimate copy>keyboard layout changes to chinese
>open folder in windows>it's a third party file browserhad to reinstall windows after that.
>>724453526what did you install this time rajesh
>>724453526Wait what
>>724452841>launch pirated game>mouse starts recording
>>724453468That'll teach you to buy WuKong%Chang ding dong.
>building a new PC in 2025>no bay for the cup holder
>install fitgirl repack >process takes six hours>fans screaming>command prompt pops up and disappears >receive an email>it's a draft notice for the ukranian army>door bell rings>pizza delivery, no cheese
>start windows>command prompt window flashes for a second>my version of Win11 doesn't have command prompt
>>724453842>X gonna give it to ya
>>724453929>my version of Win11 doesn't have command promptyou fucking what now
>>724453842>>install fitgirl repackyou turdies reaaally need to stop this step 1 of yours.Unless you have super limited monthly download limit then wtf are you even DOING in your shithole country?? we're in 2025 and people still have mega limited internet data? lolAnyway ditch that fitfag repack shit and go direct download NORMAL file sizes ffs
>>724453526>>724453818>>724453929thats just what happens when you install the malware known as windows 11
>>724452841>launch pirated game>hear chinese "the bluetooth device is ready to pair" from the closet
>years ago>used igg-games and steamunlocked to pirate stuff>nothing ever happens but then>leave pc on overnight one time>wake up to some random electronic artist playing on spotify>'huh, that's weird'>it keeps happening every time i leave my pc on
>>724453967Basic version of win11 comes without command prompt installed, believe it or not. Trying to open it just returns an error.
>Change "This PC" back to "My Computer">Get a letter from the IDF
>>724452841is he dead?did he get conscripted to shoot gazans with a minigun?WTF happened to him bros he hasn't been active for 6 years
>launch game>loads 50 nvidia graphics exes
>>724454456i killed him. you can thank me anytime
>>724454456Good riddance, and go fuck yourself for supporting that cringe ass retard, you ESL faggit.
>>724453215AAAAA THIS GUY HAS A VISIBLE GUN
>>724452841>launch the game>lose it
>>724454582you clearly wasn't on /gif/ at the time of the ylyl shitmeme threads
>>724454316That reminds me that my Spotify account always has this random dnb artist I never listened to before on my "top played tracks". I do listen to dnb but not this track in particular. I check recent logins and there's no one else but me. I even have last.fm connected to this account so if someone hacked my account and was playing it nonstop, it would show up there, but it doesn't.
>>724454637
>pirated game runs better than a legitimate copy AND comes with a free folder full of dolphin porn
>>724454640I saw them and saw that cringe moron more than enough. Why else do you think i hate him with passion. Grown ass men acting like the dumbest 6 year old kid in town for internet fame isnt funny or cool, ironically or unironically.
>>724454637>>724454746I was doing so well for years you fucking assholes.
>>724453929>command prompt window pops up and disappears real quickI’ve had this happen and I end up running windows defender scans.What is this problem actually called so I can do some research on it?
>>724454974the israeli basedman was edited in to ragebait you absolute retard, this jewnigga has no fans.how thick is your head
>>724453041lmao
>>724455164Suck a dick faggit, i saw his vids on his youtube channel, he's still a cringe literal kike retard on everything he posted himself.
>Doing literally nothing>Cursor suddenly starts flashing the hour-glass on and off for several seconds
>>724454340It is there technically, it's just no longer the default application when you run cmd.exe. There's an option in settings to make it the default (and you should)
Yeah post your stupid facial reactions faggot
>>724453432Kek
>>724456158This sometimes it even comes with essential modpacks so you don't have to scour shit from dead gayass forum or hidden behind some child groomer discord. L
>>724455849do one about not raping children. for us magachads.
>>724453818Is that a pre-bogged Bog?
>>724456158This also im a hoarder so i need to save disk space and when the internet goes down, I'll be one of those who will rebuild the civilization of virtual entertainment.
>>724453929>>command prompt window flashes for a secondthis shit gives me anxiety attacks
>silly thread is hijacked into a schizo threadMany such cases.
based schizo
>>724452841>launch pirated game on air gapped PC>ethernet cable plugs in
>2015>play pirated game >close the game after a while>there's an open text file that reads: "I know where you are"
>launch PC>crashes the neighbour's roof
>>724455069Could be anything. My PC does it because it came with Asus bloatware or whatever. No need to be concerned.
>>724454153>Search for settings>Opens browser with bing search of "settings"grim
>Mouse cursor moves on its own>panic, run every free antivirus in existence>find nothing>use my laptop for a bit>mouse also possessed >oh FUCK my WHOLE network got PWNED>turns out there was dirt in my mouse sensor
>>724453526Same shit happened to me, but Windows Defender was blocked by an anti-virus app and made the default when I tried to run a cracked copy of Fallout 3
>2004>join starcraft custom game that has a really weird fucked up map name>computer starts shaking rapidly, smoking, and fartingI still don't know what the fuck that was about
>do a thing>something impossible and unrelated happens
>>724452841>launch pirated game>get letter from ISP a week later basically wiggling their finger at me
>believe in magic>it suddenly exists
>>724452841>do assigned task (core of the game), fail because bad manners (its from china)
>1964>launch computer>give my mouse a block of cheese
>>724452841don't forget to disable your antivirus so you can run keygen.exe:)
>playing game>suddenly stopped by the command prompt popping>AMD updaterI should get rid of this shit
>>724452841
>>724453240I literally look exactly like this
>fans speed up>disconnect internet>fans slow back down
>>724452841>game has thinly veiled threats from developers
>download totally_legit_linken_park_naruto.exe>It takes a screenshot of my desktop and deletes all desktop shortcuts before setting the screenshot as my wallpaper
>install a gooner mod and boot up game>Volume maxes out and switches to main speakers after a few minutes
>know some smelly jeet is spying on me through my meta quest cameras>flop my small soft penis to the cameras before each session
>start-up any modern AAA game>pc sounds like a jet engine just loading the shaders
>computer freezes>power button doesn't work>unplug power supply >screen slowly fades to greyscale
>>724453124TheQuartering is active
>woke up late>missed the universal serial bus
>anti-virus detects a virus and deletes it>PC starts running noticeably worse
>>724460518Kek
>>724454456I had no idea this guy was Jewish
>pirate game>player character says arrrg
>>724456836Well this image doesn't make sense. They aren't putting Trump above God. In fact one of the pictures says 1. God. 2. Jesus. 3.Trump.
>>724452841>write a Python script that deletes everything inside the folder that it is in>run it, deleting my only copy of the scriptI have never been so angry at myself
>launch game>hardware temps go nuclear and computer sounds like a jet engine for 20 seconds>research why this is>game has to load almost 20,000 shaders upon startup each time>mfw I have no face
>>724452841>launch pirated game>squirrel on tree outside blinks my name in morse code
>>724459558finally someone posted it
>launch pirated game>console pop ups for a split second
>>724452841>degauss my OLED screen>burn-in goes away
>ask about the gnomes>"oh yeah bro they live in the forests of Arge->FFFFFWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>OW, OH, MAKE IT STOP, OH, OH PLEASE>it stops>mfw
>>724453240TIPPLES
>pirate borderlands 4>randy pitchford teleports to my toilet
>mouse heats up
>>724453526Does anyone know why she makes this face? I only read the SnK manga but i never understood it
>>724462746Why does that picture of Rancid Pitchfork even exist?
>>724462856and thats a good thing
>>724456463some dumb faggot prank youtuber
>>724456601>>724455069https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals/downloads/autorunsBe empowered, my lads
>>724459676oh fugg
>>724454069it was the only one being seeded for the ninja gaiden master collectionspeaking of which>download mod executable file>50 command prompts flashes when running it>gpu becomes oddly reallistic and cries blood
>>724455069amd does that when checking for updates, they're funny like that
>>724452841>Open fitgirl repack>Wifi starts leaking
>>724458065>install pirated game>anti-infects your computer with an anti-virus
>>724465209your pc can't build an immunity with that, truly malignant
>>724452841>Launch pirated game>My dog starts barking at the computer
>open windows >wasps get in
>>724460142>play game day 1>occasionally get eardrum bursting screeches at 200 decibels>but only when using headphonesfucking ori 2
Probably the last good recurring thread on /v/. A little gem in a sea of sexbait and trannies accusing one another of being indian
>say something in Minecraft>Mike Chitwood shows up at your door
>>724454069I download a game and then repack sits on my drive for years. Maybe it will never be installed.
>open vn>this is a work of fiction and all characters are at least 18
>>724465997claude and wplace threads were fun
>>724453154You can spin SSDs if you pull it out from your PC and start spinning it
>Pirate game>Keyboard flies up and smacks me in the face
>>724461924>not auto-backing up scriptsyeah you're a python user alright
>Pirate game>Controller flies up your ass and starts vibrating
>>724466226>open a porn vn>launches with a message that if you're under 18, you should only read it under parental supervision
>>724453929>have this happen to me on win10 upon booting my system>manage to catch a glimpse of what program it is one time>it's my fucking mobo's proprietary RGB lighting software>it's coded so shitty that it somehow crashes every time it tries to open
>>724452841>launch pirate game>pirate launches
>>724452841Should I get an SSD or a standard Hard drive for my laptop?
Tangent but>Newish PC, 2 years old>Randomly decides to start restarting when doing nothing (either between 15 min or 5 hours) the PSU audibly clicks like I restarted it, even after disabling auto restart.Before I buy a new PSU, anything else I should check? Also, how bad would it be to just keep using it like this?
>>724465997You'd only be offended by that if you were indian or at least brown you fuckin jeet
>>724453041Hehehe.
>>724454675I used to get reccomended playlists of random latin artists beginning with songs copying the names of metal songs I actually listen to. Not covers or anything, just unrelated music pretending to be what I like
>>724458327comcast did this to me with fallout 4. made me look for other ISP's in my area only to find that comcast seemingly holds a total monopoly over my half of the city i live in and the only other providers that would provide service were shitty phone companies offering borderline useless limited plans.
>>724465484Kekekeke
>>724466719absolutely nobody should use a spinning hard disk drive as their system drive, at best for cheap mass storage as a secondary drive.
>>724458327>launch pirated game>get letter from ISP a week later basically wiggling their finger at me>download CP as a response
>>724466735And you'd only be offended by that if you were a goddamn tranny
>>724458327They do this to me too. That's about all they are legally required to do, so it's all they are probably going to do unless they have a really, really faggy dude monitoring things.
>>724466731for a potential stopgap fix, see if your PSU has an eco-mode switch on it, my old PSU had its fan motor die violently and cause restart loops from the fan motor shorting out the PSU every time it got enough usage to warrant the fan coming on. flipping the eco switch presumably made it never hit that usage level and as such stop shorting out until the replacement arrived.
>>724462746I will never find nor understand the context for this picture
>Download game from RuTor >Computer crashes, won't start>Unplug powercord>Computer turns on
>>724462746only cokefags understand this picture
>download pirated game>computer turns off>press power button>spark noise
>>724467230What about pepsi?
>>724452841>launch SSD>SSD starts spinning
>>724452841>have a bluetooth>dentist asks me to take it out
>>724452841>build a new PC>have everything as quiet as possible (large fans, AIO, undervolted, PSU fan is minimal load)>hear a new low humming that wasn't there before>put my ear everywhere to the PC, can't figure it out, it's practically silent>sit back down>hear it again>it's the wall outlet it's plugged into, behind meI mean, it's been fine for over a month now, but I'm still concerned. I'm not sure if my previous rig was slightly louder and barely drowned it out, or if it's new to this rig.
>launch pirated game>fans start spinning>cpu starts double clicking>ssd starts sagging
>>724466731visually inspect the connections, make sure there's no rust or weird bloats on the capacitors on the mobo.make sure the power button or the cable it's attached to doesn't have anything weird going on
>>724466731It might be an overheating issue. I had that problem many years ago with one my old PC's. It would just shut off and boot up again automatically.
>>724452841>launch legit copy>audio mixing is terrible>textures look like shit>800x600p>no controller support>crashes half the time>get pirated copy from some rando russian group>all listed above fixed
>>724453526I've just found out I have a bitcoin miner malware on my pc... Malwarebytes and hitmanpro doesn't detect it, the only way I can keep it at bay is when I open the task manager, it instantly dissapears so I can't pinpoint it's location. Any tips?
>Boot up PC>It leaves the atmosphere
>>724467116Weird, checking online it says it has an "auto eco mode", but no dedicated switch. Also looking up realized it's still under warranty so might as well look into that>>724468115Will do>>724468264Doubt it, it restarts when idling as well, and I checked HWinfo stats, none of the PC components seem hot or anything.
>>724468603oh and as a bonus sometimes when I open up my laptop from sleep mode, I could hear nigger music playing for a second... fml
>wake up>computer starts spinning
>>724452841>launch AAA game>fans start spinning
>>724452841>click suspend button>PC turns itself ON after 30sI need to format this shit
>>724468680also, make sure the power cable and whatever power cord it's attached to makes proper contact and switch it around if you got spares to see if it's defectivesounds stupid but it happens
>>724454456Sadly, he overdosed on onions. RIP In Piss.
>>724453154>>724453195>his ssd doesn't spinimagine being this poor
> download pirate game> launch it> it's just a perfect model of my house reconstructed through wifi signals
>>724462746he looks like he's ready to receive a stream of hot piss on his face
> log into twitter to see the latest deportations> the motherboard speaker starts playing Mariachi> its actually the stepper motors from the cpu waterblock
> press the forward key on my turbo wheelie wheelchair> the fans on my cpap machine start throttling while my modem attempst to reconnect to tesla's self driving network
>>724452870is that still a thing?
>boot up pirated porn game>windows has blocked network access for this game
>>724471529imagine stuffing this little faggot in a microwave
The fuck is wong with you you18yo normalniggers
>>724461441underrated
> install facebook network manager> receive a fax from mark zuckerberg's reptillian wife> i have to give up my only parasitic twin to acess the markeplace to connect with my friends
>>724468603How did you find out?
> install gentoo's stage 3 flatpak binary> my electric guitar starts remixing> accidentally get shot in a nightclub> my face when i'm dirtbag danny, legendary keytarist from megadeath
>>724453526opera browser downloaded auto when i was trying find stream for watching some live sport event
>>724471669You won't make shit doing it but yes
>>724472516>install pirated game>PC starts racemixing
>>724455942
> grok suggests i attach my battle.net account to steam> just realized i've accidentally commited incest since both programs are less than 18 years old
>launch bitcoin miner>game loads up
>disconnect internet>launch free game>checkmate faggets
> start my robot vacuum> my ice cube maker proceeds to commit regicide on the floor right after the vacuum has finished repartitioning the dust sectors
>want to get away from win11 spyware>install linux>type "yes, do what I say!">computer kills itselfmany such cases
> PC doesn't meet system requirements to play game> go buy more RAM > daft punk starts playing
> attempt to break intot my ex's house in VR to rape her> mfw i can actually press the buttons i press on the console hacking puzzle mini game
>>724461813
mentioned this on the other thread but Aren't you guys scared of crackers. Some of these fuckers are so mentally ill, no way they don't have some malicious backdoor shit that'll dox and leak your shit the moment the "developer" snaps or "doomsday" comes for them.
>>724468603How did you not know about it? Literally open a game of TF2 or some shit and notice that its 10 fps
>>724466863Live in the south and we are basically using comcast/xfinity because its a monopoly here. Idc if I get called a commie but the gov needs to pop and regulate this shit because everyone here is getting fucked in prices. Fags who suck off corpos like this are welcome to suck start a shotgun.
>>724475480because there are usually other mentally ill people that check if the cracks are clean
>>724452841I downloaded Kenshi a few days ago on gog-games and after installing it a CMD window popped up after I tried to play. Then after booting up my PC hours later another CMD popped up on start up. Did an offline scan and uninstalled Kenshi. Since then the pop up stopped. Careful with gog-games guys.
>Open winblows>went back inside because it feels like a tornado
>>724476117Not really.Do they? I guess if you check the forums sure but who knows if some shit is left undetected because who knows what other level of autism these crackers are on.
>>724453154Sounds like you need to defeag yours bro
>>724468603I think if you hold shift while launching the task manager or something like that, it doesn’t auto-update and freezes the processes as they were when you activated it. Google it
>>724452841my steam account was recently hacked and now i'm permabanned from pubg. i told you guys on here a while ago, but none of you believed me, for some reason. i have learned my lesson now, i'm never pirating any game ever again. don't listen to the people here who say that fitgirl releases and such are safe, because they aren't.
>>724476346Try freegogpcgames.comHaven't had any trouble with them.
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>>724454456maybe he got tired of doing the same thing over and over again. his views were never that great, either.
>>724455428tsundere anon looking up his youtube channel
>type something in the search bar>it shows online results instead of files
>>724459316Kek, underrated
>>724468603Look into sysinternals suite.Autoruns, procmon and procexp specifically. Those 3 are basically task manager on steroids and are part of official microsoft devkit, allowing you to remove or at least kill viruses manually and pinpoint where they are hiding.If too hard - just reinstall windows lmao. Use a second drive if able and move essential files back. Bitminers wont usually start from external disc being attached, just on startup.
>>724476346>virus gets removed with the gamehow thoughtful of the virus
>>724478308it works because kenshi is the virus itself
>>724478125How do I learn how to use sysinternals anon? Any video/article series you would recommend?
>>724478308Probably offline scan did it. It can detect malware before the OS even starts.
>playing Koikatsu VR for a god tier goon sesh in my goon cave>Zuck avatar himself shows up and starts plowing my waifu e-cucking me>walk away look away>he picks up my waifu (still plowing) and follows>exit game>Zuck avatar lingers in the lobby doing power hump motions flipping me off
>>724454316Lmao change your Spotify password dog.
>>724452841>launch pirated game>random half naked russian pin up girl splash screen pops up
>>724458327>>724466863>>724467016You're supposed to download torrents on a vpn
>>724466731try other outlets (i had this shit, after moving to a different city my old psu couldn't work properly because the grid wasn't stable there, so when went to a service to fix it they couldn't even reproduce the issue, swapping psu was the fix actually), try other power cables, try stress testing with occt, try undervolting, try swapping ram (removing sticks), try running without gpu. Also look at the event viewer right after the pc restarts (if it generates a mini dump, run it through a generic dmp reader and pass the output to chatgpt, it will most likely explain what happens in the moment of crash). Also try reinstalling windows.
>>724467739Coil whine in electrical outlet... Try undervolting it.
>>724467739I'd get a good Uninterruptible Power Supply just in case dude, if the outlet ever craps out and tries to fry your rig you'll thank me
>>724452841>keyboard starts heating up
>>724473341No it was actually just that one case on that one specific release of the distro
>>724473174I like this image because you could easily just uplug the eithernet cable.
>Find and quarantine bitcoin miner>My AI wife and daughter start crying and tell me they were saving up for my Christmas present
>>724468603ehhhhh if you are serious and not just making shit up>turn off your pc, unplug the power cable>wipe every stick you have ever connected to your computer>reinstall windows from a clean stickIf you don't do this then don't blame me after you "found and deleted it" and it magically keeps coming back.
>>724454340Why is microsoft like this
>>724473341>WARNING: The following things will be uninstalled! Don't continue unless you know what you're doing!>first package listed: pop-desktop>shocked when his desktop no longer existsThis must be how car guys feel when they watch some room temperature IQ bimbo pay for new headlight fluid with their oil change.
>>724458065lmao, third worlders are something else. like primates with calculators>fallout 3of course
So how do you actually check for viruses as a piratefag? What are some subtle signs you have something wrong with your PC even if defender, malwarebytes, etc says nothing. Since all viruses worth a damn are invisible to them anyways.
>>724468882>open windows>all the wifi flies out>internet stops working>all my seeded torrents stop, computer explodes and I die instantly>St. Peter at heavens gates asks me about my life>say "i guess I was a people pleaser">he asks me to name 5 people ive pleased>suffer eternally in the afterlife
>>724485274Didn't mean to quote any posts
>>724452841>decoprasing pirated game>computer does a 360 and walks away
>>724477989you can disable that pretty easily
>put on my headphones>computer starts speaking to me
>download crack>house starts vibrating
>>724483060Fucking Windows 12 and their "features" ffs
>>724473341
>bit torrent some media using a VPN>quit torrent client + disconnect VPN>internet gets progressively more sluggish (congested?) for the next few days, for everyone in the house, until it goes down>have to call ISP to "reset the modem" (dunno what they're actually doing)I don't use a banlist at the moment and have "Prefer Encryption" from peers rather than required (cant find peers sometimes if I do Require).anyway, surely it's just a coincidence that one happens after the other, r-right?
>windows explorer just restarts for no reason
>>724472983sauce
>>724452841>spin launched game>PSD starts solidifying
>download crack>jailed 5 years for possession
>streaming some anime (Re:Zero)>Ram usage goes up>try torrenting it instead>now permanently have more Ram
