episodes 3 + 4 out
You think we're getting Coupe or Sonar back?
>>724491749I went with Sonar and kept getting notes about Coupe while doing Dispatch, she'll def be back for revenge.Sonar seems pretty kind hearted for a villain, I couldn't imagine him coming back to do something.
>>724491696pirate status?
He's literally me
Post yfw
>episode 4 openingGOONERS EATING LIKE KINGS
I CANT WAIT TO WATCH MY FAV STREAMER PLAY THIS
>>724491956This didn’t happen
this game wants you to go with invisigal but i won't be fooled and go with the secretly mousy girl next door blonde blazer instead
>>724491956is there any lewd? maybe I play this
>>724491956this is how your mom looked under me last night
This scene is fucking insane
Water boy or Phenomaman? I choose wb, let the guy has chance to make something of himself.
>>724491956>Gets praised once>Starts slicking itDo women really?
>>724491696>injuries carry over to next shiftThis is retarded they could have at least fucking warned me, are they going to be injured the rest of the fucking game
>>724491696it literally looks like the wokest of woke games. Why does /v/ like it or is it just shill campaign?
Have you guys had a "Glass him moment yet?"I told Invisigal just do one more for the road but Robert did it all sarcastically jerk wad wise and I was like NOOOOO I meant do one to make yourself feel better type approach you know like the whole "yeah yeah just "retire" but at least do one more and see how it goes"
>>724492181watch more football
>*chair clattering*
>>724492178just like her voice actress
>>724492215HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW I'D THROW A CHAIR AT GOLEM??
Why are women such whores, I wish I could get a refund
>>724492106thanks brother
>>724491956SEXOOO
>>724491956Very pleasantly surprised when episode 4 literally opens with Invisigal masturbating in a dream sequence. It was nice. Didn't know Laura Bailey had it in her lmao
>>724491956WHORE
>new episodes out >no one posts any gameplay This is a game, isnt it anons?
>>724491956The finger in the mouth thing is pretty hot, but in general I don't really care for this stuff.
>>724491956Yeah I think Invisigal stocks are sky high rn, BB cucks ain’t looking too hot
I'm not use to all this straight white romance every episode feels like its going to be a bait and switch in the end.
>>724492427anon posted some gameplay last thread, jannies took it down faster than the CP, lmao
How does this make sense? is this feature bugged for this choice? Isn't helping her mandatory?
>>724492587it's bugged.
>>724492409"i didnt know this whore had it in her to be a whore" cmon...
>>724491956
how much of a role does anthony wright have? i like him in most stuff.
>>724491978You'll never be a real woman, you genetic dead end freak
Gotta pick between down on luck waterboy and superfriendly autismmanguys....i need help. What are the respective pro and cons?
So how do poorfags update the pirated copy? Hurry, I need to fuck my tomboy gf
>>724492587Yes it's bugged. 'Telltale' statistics were never not fucked on release.
>>724492612it's not whoring if it's recorded, the taxes are different
>>724491696pathetic game for pathetic incels>guys WHO LOOK ITS STRAIGHT ARCANE VI>she has a sex scene LOLkys
>>724492647Phenomeman is the obvious choice.
>>724492647well waterboy is who you are and lets be real even if he is depressed no one would pick a loser like you over the all-star.
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKALREADY?!????????!?!?
>>724492684pathetic bait for retards
>gets a proverbial head pat once
Picking between Blonde Blazer and Invisigal is a much harder choice than picking Waterboy over the Phenomenal cuck
>>724492427It's a romantic comedy set in an office. The superhero management doesn't seem to really have any effect other than breaking up the interactive movie.>>724492587Yeah I was very surprised at this percentage. That can't be right. Can you even *not* help her here?>>724492612Of course a lot of voice actors did/got their start doing hentai porn anime. Probably Laura Bailey too. All I'm saying is, she sounded good and I wasn't expecting a mainstream voice actress to suddenly go back to her days of voicing smut.
Buy an ad, retard.
>>724491956how is this blonde bitch supposed to compete against this tsundere tomboy? it's not even close so far
>>724492647I picked Phenomaman. I think Waterboy deserved the spot more but at the immediate moment it felt like Pman was gonna do something crazy if I didn't try and wrangle him a bit.
>>724492635>>724492746Stop replying to bait niggers.
>>724492737Just play it twice
>we all coombrain memed about Invisigal flashing her powers during an orgasm >the mad men actually animated that Invisilads, I think it is safe to say WE WON.https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVBOo3n3https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVBOo3n3https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVBOo3n3
>>724492737How is man supposed to make these decisions?
>>724492764>>724492737Waterbros...
>Mom walked in on the invisigal sceneits over...
>>724491956Holy mother of daddy issues
Post the sex scene
>>724492793Hold up invisicuck. BB is pure and so we're only getting any action on screen after a couple of dates unlike the whore. BBchads will win
Is he /ourguy/?
>>724492737just imagine if they had malevola and coupe as love interests as well
>>724492809aight, you got a point
>>724492793Blonde Blazer is boring, and Invisigal is actively aggressively showing interest.Both are hot, but Invisigal is hot AND cute.Goddamn, BB you need to step up.
>>724492684holy shit she is actually straight vi
>>724492851wonder what happens if you let the timer tick down
>>724492947where do you think you are? you just described 4chan in general
>>724492845Technically she didn't finish during that sequence
>>724492969it picks for you, like every choice in this game since there's no silent option
The intimacy scenes in this game are hot and cute as fuck and don't come off cringe at all. How did they pull that off?
>>724491696Why is Invisigal's skin brown?
>>724493005Stop replying to bait you subhuman nigger.
>>724492947Just go back to r*ddit.
This industry is fucking healing and a fucking Telltale dating sim is leading the charge, lmao
>lights out thundercuck
>>724492924>BB is pureon planet retard maybe, she got creampied by phenomaman, you're just picking up his sloppy secondsreal niggers will go for invisiGODDESS
I really fucking hate that we had to cut out a team member this early. should have put it a bit later so it made the decision actually harder.
>>724492947Yenneffer is mindcontrolled into (mutual) loveTriss is a BPD whore trying to get one over her witch rival
Has the update been uploaded yet?
>>724492737>the blonde (not really) girl next door who has never been anything but corporate HR to youor>the fit tomboy who literally dreams of you fucking her brains out and spends her day fantasizing about it, and calls you firstGee I wonder what is the obvious pick here?
>>724493023Wonder what a no pick run would look like. Would it be considered the canon one.
>>724492737Invisigal all the way. Easiest choice in the game so far.
>>724493092He doesn't have a dick. He's a alien.
>>724493096This is a very insecure post. Seek help.
Within the first four episodes Invisigal and Robbie Rotten the Third have better written chemistry. But the choice between BB and Vis simply comes down to if you wanna be fixing the girl or want the girl to fix you
>>724493046tremendous faggot detected
not like this bros...
>>724493023that's gayer than OPguess I'll have to try to minmax minimum relationships with both
>>724493154I assume it's just random, but someone would need to test that
>>724492947Waifus sell. Nobody expected this game to be as romance focused as it ended up being.
>>724493095Not like it was hard to drop the twinks bat.
>>724492925>>724491905
>>724493183so BB got PROBED?
>>724493080Almost like we want games where we play as relatable white men that canonically have sex. Thank you Telltale. They won over even the small withered blackened hearts of /v/. A true testament to their achievement here.
BB this, Invisigal that, stop. You DID send Golem out to adopt the kaiju, RIGHT?
>>724493209im glad they are calling out autism for what it is, retardation.
>>724492793she is targeting the white male heterosexual basecomplete opposite of your base
>>724492587It's gotten worse.
>Robert looks at his dad's picture, gets sad>earlier you can pick the condom option where he says he can't have a baby in his life>Sees one of the female dispatchers going home with her family and gets pensive Uuuuh.... Is Robert going to have a kid by the end or something?
>>724493272bait however
>>724492737>blonde bitch already monkey branching barely 48hrs-72hrs after a breakup>qt tomboy aggressively pursuing youwhat a hard choice
>>724493278Actually you needed Waterboy for this one.
WHO DO I FIRE I CAN'T DECIDE
>>724493272You're old.
>>724493318NONONONO STOP THE COUNT
I really don't like the "cutting" so early on. I get it's to add tension but to actually do it? That feels like shit dude. Why would they do it? They have no reason to do it, it's not like it's protocol or anything and giving them an actual chance vs "fuck you out on the streets" just gives me really shit vibes on the whole thing.
How? Is it really that close? Waterboy seems like a 2nd playthrough choice.
>>724492427It's a VN. There's no gameplay. They blatantly repurposed a failed TV show riding on the success of Invincible.
>>724493271Hell yeah, brother.
>>724493325>Dispatch is just western's version of HAVE SEX AND BREEDAbe-sama... we won
Uhhh Invisibros?
>>724493325Invisibabies12 of them
>>724492947Yenn is better.Now a handjob.
>>724493243true. I think he was the weakest of all the voice actors/cast. but if this had more of the dispatch minigame you'd be screwed because he's the only INT option you have.
>>724493341On all levels except physical, I am Phenomaman.
>literally randomly talks about oppossums because they currently fascinate himIf phenomaman isnt canonicly autistic, his species must be weird as fuck
>>724493502bait however
>>724493454Sorry Laura Bailey, you don't get to peg me.
>>724493350Fire whoever you want. It doesn't really matter.Sonar has worse stats. Karlach will be angry if you fire him.Coupe is a evil mad bitch. Irish Dwarf will be angry if you fire her.
>>724492753That’s nice troon but your bloodline ends with you cuz you will never be a woman and your parents will use your real name when they inevitably bury you after you join your “sisters”.
>>724493095They shouldn't do it at all. It's such a shit idea imo.
>>724491956geezus christ. how can wyt women compete.
Cuck schizos BTFO. Blonde blazer confirmed virgin option. Invisislut confirmed cuck option.
>>724493454Her words don't mean shit when she literally dreams of riding Robert's cock and sucking on his thumb like a good girl
i cant believe you people actually "play" this "game">>/tv/
>>724493503he's just like me frfr
>>724493612FUAAAAAKRRRKKK I WAS WRONG
>>724493595Do they come back later or something or is it permanent?
Fuck Blambae.
>Waterboy shitting his guts out while Invisigal is trying to hit on usAlright that got me laughing
>>724493425Waterboy is an inept inexperienced guy that wants to be a hero. At worst if he fucks up you can toss him at low priority shit.Phenomaman is a walking ticking bomb that when he detonates will likely take down your team unless you play therapist for him.
>>724493454That's just her pretending to be a bad bitch when in reality she's imagining herself riding Robert's dick and sucking on his thumb and other places like candy.
>>724493491He's the only INT option but he's also unreliable due to his transformation. I think it's better to cut him and dump INT points into another hero.
>>724493612>Blonde blazer confirmed virgin option.none of the two women are virgins. the issue here is that blonde blazer was ready to jump to another relationship the moment she dropped this guy.
You fags didn't even wait a week to start trolling huh? Comfy threads lasted 5 days total.
>>724493712>No one on the team has any INTThey're a bunch of retards.
>>724493612This >>724493761They're both terrible options
Confirmed as woke, thank goodness i saved my money.
I'm going for Invisigal as I don't want to risk some depressed schizo ayylmao finding out I'm dating his ex.
>>724493209>If only you knew how bad things really are
>>724493796but they're my retards
>>724493612western writers would NEVER allow a virgin
>>724493503He's trying really hard to mimic humans but he doesn't really understand them. It's the same reason he's so depressed over BB dumping him, the only form of love he knows is romantic love, so he doesn't really understand having hobbies or liking things in a non-romantic way so he thinks BB is the only thing in the world he can possibly like.
>>724493761invisislut cope.
>tfw I gifted this game to my nephew who loves comic books>full blown nudity and sex on Episode 4Uhh.... bros? What do I say?
if he alien how come he look human
>>724493665Even without spoiling anything major, yes, of course they come back. That should be obvious. Not in these episodes though.Honestly, don't think too hard on the management sim part. It seems like it's just there to give you a pause from watching a movie. Maybe it'll play a bigger role eventually but so far it's not.
>mfw booting up episode 4 on the family fucking tvsigh.... kid's home sick today too and saw this. any tips on what to tell the mom so im not in the dog house?
>>724493861Nothing. Let your nephew have this and play dumb.
>>724493796Coupé has a starting INT of 3, just one less than Sonar. You can just upgrade her INT everytime she levels up to get a a subsitute.
>>724493907They were just wrestling
>Episode 4 opens with a graphic scene of Invisigal masturbating to RobertHoly shit
>>724493870Ever hear of superman?
>>724492720Wish I could get rid of Prism
>>724493712>I think it's better to cut him and dump INT points into another hero.I'm sure it won't be too much of an issue since we're really only getting 1-2 dispatch mini games per episode but there's really only two viable heroes who you can try to dump INT coupe and prism and prism is a waste since she's the CHA char and coupe with flying training should in theory be excellent for any mission that needs a fast combatant. dumping int on the others is a no go
>>724493907Tell her Invisigal had a bad dream.
we all picked waterboy right?
>>724493861How old is he? If he’s young, your probably going to give him a strong sexual attraction to brown tomboys, then hell end up on here. Forever.
>>724494012but if superman alien how come he look human i don ged it D:
>>724493861You see a man’s cock and balls flapping around for half the first episode
>>724494026Prism and Golem are the best carries. Flambe too I guess but I hate him.
The fuck? No way this one's right.
>>724493907Where’s your wife? Fucking someone else?
>>724494046Yes, but only because I thought picking Phenomaman would lead to more scenes with Blazer, which I didn't want.
>>724493861you had plenty of time to refund it since there's a full blown dick on ep1
BB route:>Cut SonarIG Route:>Cut CoupeI'm struggling who to add in IG or BB route. I guess PM would fit BB but would it really? I mean that's just awkward.... but I assume you'd probably have more unique scenes.
>>724494046I wanted to, but I also don’t want Pman to hang himself
>>724493907>family fucking tvwhy dont you use a computer or another tv retardy
>>724493861>nephew doesnt react to the toxic cock in ep1>is afraid of tomboy boobado you need to have a talk with your nephew?
>>724491956This was literally porn.
How high are Invisigal stonks right now?
>>724494120honestly they probably switched them by accident
>>724494215i have a big tv compared to still sorta big but work monitor
>>724493612omniman would have killed her in a single backshot to be fair
>>724491956I will now play your game.
>>724494110How the fuck is it that even? Did 50% of all players not get the same episode 4 as the rest of us?>>724493861Kids see all kinds of shit today, way worse stuff than a cartoon tomboy pleasuring herself in a dream. But whatever tell him to keep it hidden from his parents I guess if possible. You'll be his favorite uncle.
>>724494046Water boy seems like he's in a good place so I went with supernotaperson.Breakups are rough and the flying into the sun sentence makes me really not want such a bomb flying aroun
There are no sex scenesNo invisigal nudityScenes are safe hornyPeople claiming there's graphic sex scenes are paid shills
Waterboy is weird in an annoying way Like who goes into the breakroom fridge during the lunch break and just starts throwing food away>>724494161I did the same cuts, I picked PM for the IG route because it doesn't matter as much of BB feels awkward, but I also don't think the choice will really affect your romance options in anyway
>going to dinner with BB is when she finally reveals you've been duped by her real brown hair all along, no blonde pussy for youOHNONONONO BLAZEBROS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Holy delicious brown tomboy grooming and marriage, Batman.
>>724494335Seems as usual with all these types of games, the stats are buggered.
charlie and alanah pierce are terrible voice actors
>>724494247So high its almost comical. Invisgal actually has a personality and shows interest in you, Blond bitch is generic as fuck and the way she was acting in episodes 1/2 despite still technically being in a relationship is a red flag
>>724494379when does my check arrive
>>724494407It's the the 2 inches shorter that piss me off. Brunettes are just fine
>>724494247all time high. blonde blazer literally only has her looks going for her.
>>724494168>>724493612>>724493209he is so cute brehs..
Pman is too fucking relatable. Autistic, going through a break up... I choose my bro over waterfag everyday. Invisigal best girl btw.
>>724494537What dead bitch sent that rude message to Laura?
>>724494431BB's lack of faith in the Z-team's why I can't trust her. Thought she was somewhat decent but she treats it like a job when the Phoenix Program is a rehabilitation program. The fact she didn't even try pushing back and went along with cutting someone from it shows she's a Blonde Bitch.
>>724494381Yeah I know but it's also if I'm doing two separate routes, I kinda want the "canon" pick if that makes sense. Maybe PM for BB and Waterboy for IG does make sense.
>>724492409>Didn't know Laura Bailey had it in her lmaopretty sure she does the sex noises for Fallout New Vegas
>>724494537Delusional.
>>724494537being a contrarian isn't a personality trait
>>724492587Maybe you fail to help her if you can't complete the hacking minigame for some reason
>>724491956>Bitchy ballbuster in 1+2>Becomes a kitten almost immediatelyYeah, that tracks.
>Forces us to cut someone from the team>Doesnt have a replacement ready for the next dayFUCK BLONDE BITCH
>>724494508>nerfed hair>nerfed height>nerfed muscles>nerfed BOOBSOh god it's a total Invisigal sweep I need Blaze Brunette to punch back in the future eps
Top of the mornin' and coup bang in the first comic from todays update and the 2nd comic is just showing why BB and PM broke up
that was fasthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJXrsoN_tq8
I did not expect to get the mustache achievement
>>724492737>Already?!?!?!?The game's half over.
>>724493812I can't wait for that moment, I wonder if the Mecha Man suit will be ready by then so we can have a proper fight
>>724493907Maybe invite the bull over and make dinner for him and your wife when you tell her so she's not as mad?
>>724493612I feel bad for that nigga. We got to help that man.
>>724494685Wish I could have fired the midget so I'd never have to hear jacksepticeye again
>>724494673That minigame is the tutorial no way the vast majority of the playerbase failed it
>>724493612How come he turned into Harry DuBois between this and last episode?
What's with the guy sperging about MUH STRAIGHT MEN?
>My own clones>now none of us will be virgins
>>724494537>two youtubers are better voice actors than Laura BaileyRegardless of that delusional bullshit that not even you can believe for real, Laura Bailey as Invisigal is the best I've heard her in a long time.
>Think to myself "why is this game so insanely shilled here">see who the VAs for the characters areIt all makes sense now
>>724494582hope the game does well enough for them to add him as an option
>>724494780She's a professional and easier to control, while sonar is a bumbling retard
>>724494837It's farquaad. A seething faggot brazilian
>>724493761>none of the two women are virginsInvisigirl is obviously a virgin
fucking dying at Phenomaman kissing you
>only 54% cut coupe
>>724494859nobody cares fag
>>724494920her retry ability is pretty great
>>724494614I guess, I picked PM for IG so I can help cheer him up while I'm not actively banging his ex who he's still hung up on. But I have to wait until tomorrow to do my second playthrough so I don't know how PM will affect BB's route.
>>724494838Bro WHAT
>>724494920moistcritical gotta go
Alright the movie date with Invisigal was cute as fuck. Sorry Blazer, but I’m going for Invisigal.
>>724494431Personality is apparently being an annoying bitch and breaking your nose whenever you criticize their actions. She’s the poster child of lesbian dv. BB isn’t that great either but I’d take her over miss pegger.
>>724494837Farquaad, a gay faggot that acts & types like a woman and also plays games on easy dfficulty with a cheat engine so pay no attention to him.
>BB is actually a brunette with a "slavic-ish" faceOH GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>724494838good to see my nigga mini-man getting gigs
>>724494838>porn of woman getting turned into an onahole by a giant cockWomen drew these.
>>724494920I'm not cutting a woman who can sneak into my home and cut my dick off.
>>724495004Her face is the exact same.
>>724494981>Referencing a real candyIs this product placement or are they doing it for free?
>>724494829everyone is just one bad day away from being him
surround me with beautiful women... surround me with them... like jewels on a crown.
>>724494737If we went to the movies with her, episode 5 is gonna begin with them fucking for real, right?
>>724494951Sonar also has a retry ability
infeel like the romance angle came abit too fast. This should really be a tv show
>>724495056probably the former, the game's full of those
>>724495056It's in association with critical role, it's 100% product placement
>>724494920it's retarded that we have to cut either, but if we're forced to make that judgement, it's better to keep an eye on the assassin than the crypto bro
>>724494838Be real /v/, if you could clone yourself you'd do the same.
>>724495056The actual image shows SOUR PACK so I think they're doing it for free.
>>724494920came down to fact as a mobility/combat hero she's fairly easy to replace, sonar as a intellect/charisma + the ability to flip stats is too useful and would take time to stat up the other idiots
>>724495095Need the romance to come by episode 4, so you can have your drama with not picking the other girl in episode 6.
I hired Waterboy, ama
Post yfw she was being 100% serious here
Wow this game. And more importantly /v/ in general is garbage. Literal bottom of the barrel, equivalent to Twitter Kpop, Swifty, and the general Gay community on twitter
>>724495196Did you do it hoping to get into his pants?
does this game flicker for anyone elsei assume it's something with refresh rate
>>724494737>even threw in a shot of her feet while she cumskek, they really understand the tomboyfag target audience, speaking as one myself.
>>724495216
Huh, that's even.
>>724492947Worst waifu war ever.Nothing will top EVA or FF7 waifu wars.
Why yes, my most used hero for episode 3 was Sonar. Once you crack how to balance both his forms, he becomes god tier for dispatches
>>724495190I think they'd have to really force the drama because if you don't indicate any sort of attraction to BB with your choices there's nothing there.
>>724494508>>724495004>>724495041
>>724495229actually, I expected it to have at least one gay option considering who made it, was left disappointed
>>724495338Just you wait. The secret Waterboy route is coming.
don't fall for the ragebait retards anons.
>>724494920already invested points in her, sorry batguy
>>724494859i can hate women but i like boobs
>>724492947it is kind of embarrassing how much complaining there is about feminized romantasy slop only to obsess over waifus in the exact same way
>>724495452Men want romance, women want to be brutally fucked by a giant animal monster.
>>724495397Batman and Manbat were taken
>>724495408
>>724495324>interesting deep stories like Wolf Among Us and The Walking DeadI like those games though.
>>724492176Had to get phenomeman on my team, the dude's just hilarious. Depression side effect is a bitch though.
>>724491696I wish there was a puzzle point&click adventure with this art style and fidelity
going ot turn waterboy into hydroman
>Episode 4 opening
Blonde Blazer should be praising me for going out my way to reform their worst preforming candidate on the Z-Team. I don't care if it's a potential HR violation, dicking her down has proven to be good for team morale.
ARRRRGGHHHH
How much better is Phenomaman's stats compared to Waterboy?
>>724493692this is exactly what i thought when i went with waterboy too, Phenomaman sounds like he is just gonna fuck things up royally
which character will be jerking off in episode 5?
>>724491978At least I'm not pretending to be gay on 4chan for (you)'sgays aren't real
>>724495646like 4x better but he comes with the sloth trait
>>724495657waterboy
Shall I get rid of Sonar or Coop? I dont like Sonar's voice but he's got better stats.
>>724495657Waterboy
>>724495646I'm pretty sure they're the same like in the SDN simulation.
>>724493712his transformation is why I dropped him>>724493779who is trolling ? everyone is talking about the game
>>724495657Episode 5 will be opening with Rob and Visi fucking for real, guaranteed.
>Only 2% of players told BB about the nip slipwhat
>>724495657Me probably
>Current state of Phenomaman
>>724492181Demon girl is a healer.
>>724495765The resemblance is uncanny.
>>724495646He’s got crazy stats in everything except intelligence and charisma but he has negative effects due to his depression.
>>724492776>the superhero management doesn't seem to really have any effectIt definitely sells me on the characters though. The first shift of episode 3 was actually frustrating with how much these fucks threw sticks in eachother's wheels and made Robert getting mad far more convincing.
>>724495734That or Rob and BB fucking. Depends on your choice.
>>724492947What's Dispatch equivalent of going for Ciri and Shani?
>>724495657you
>>724495839Waterboy and Phenomaman
>cut coop>Realized she's my most used hero by farI may be stupid
>>724495817>It definitely sells me on the characters though.Absolutely. And I also think it's a fun game to do in-between the movie. I wish there was more of it.
How did we go from this…
>>724495890HAHAHAHA
>>724495338When I say its like those communities. I mean its like how those communities "thirst" about men but inverse here for woman. Its pathetic and shallow either way.
>>724495839Me and your mother
does anyone know why invisigal was photocopying goatse at the start of 4?
>>724494920>bat is the only one with int>upgraded ability let's you reroll callsnah it was actually because I spent points on him and didn't want them wasted
>>724492409> Didn't know Laura Bailey had it in her lmaoShe has some horny roles. Xoti from poe2, Catherine from Catherine, Jester in critical role, Rise from Persona, Lust from fullmetal alchemist. Actually I remember in the last case she had a lot of fun because she was married to Roy Mustang's dub VA (Travis).>>724493861>Uhh.... bros? What do I say?Tell him you expect a handwritten thank-you note
>>724495765we just need some booze and good funk and he will be alright.
>>724495929…to THIS?
AGAIN??!?
>>724492925No he's actually a cool dude with occasional loser-ish tendencies aka not us
>>724495743desu I'm gay, i wasnt looking at her titties
>>724493612I feel bad for this guy, will probably go Invisigal because dating someone so soon after they drop someone else is a redflag and makes me feel bad for Phenoma
>>724495991snow bunny mindcontrol
>>724495991by becoming better men?
>>724493296I hope she hears this bro
>>724495657punch uphe has a massive schlongactually it's average, but looks huge on his body
Is there an option to introduce him to disco?
>>724491956You know the meme of a slim Chad and a needy fatso saying hi to Susan and her calling the cops on the fat guy? This is the female version of the fat guy, just ew no fuck off you nose ring, ugly, short hair, dyke
>>724495991I think his facial hair is better that way compared to the stache.
>>724495994Hugging=Love for him.
>>724495991This guy kinda reminds me of Metroman from Megamind. It would be funny if he found passion in something completely quaint like crochet or rollerskating.
>>724495890Charlie better step the fuck up episode 5
>>724491956fuck my gf looks EXACTLY like thisshould i play this game?
>>724495996what tendencies? he is a only loser if you pick the options to be a loser
>>724495994Ohhh, so the make love to you again achievement is for hiring Pman to the team
>>724496168you should let us run a train on your gf
>>724494838So the whole deal with credit card companies is over?
i unironically like his new beard style than the stache desu
>Game makes you lock in what girl you wanna chase early, so it can spend the next 4 episodes fucking over your relationships if you're too friendly with the other girl.It's gonna happen, you know it as well as I do.
>>724496145Going by the trailer, Its probably going to be Magic: the gathering.He better not build a mono blue counterspell deck!
>>724493253Phenomaman to robert>I wish to make love to you againROBERTBROS... OUR RESPONSE???
>>724496168post pics of your gf then I'll tell you
>>724496145We already know he’s a MTG fan
>>724496168why not just fuck your gf?
>>724495935I'm not so sure, mostly due to the game itself focusing on it. The romance IS the plot, everything else is set dressing. The love interests pine fall for you in a flash, and the latest episode had soft core porn. If it's on the same level as the game, is it really shallow?
Is this game good?
>>724496240Wow he’s literally me
>cucked out of muscle girl, turned shorter toois this their way of getting back at me for trying to go for the blonde haired blue eyed Überfrau
>>724495991found out his GF was completely surface level, just wanted to bang and watch shitty tv, while he wanted to protect humanity until his dying breathread the sushi comic
>>724496313she's technically both. i like that she has a cute normal mode and an amazon mode
>>724496274game?
>>724496116Basically Graves from League of Legends compared to the pornstache.
>>724496274>gameIt's a fun movie in 8 episodes with a little superhero minigame tucked into it. Only half are out currently.
>>724496223At the end, the scene from The Witcher 3 will repeat, the character will be tied to the bed
Why is this lil nigga calling everybody incels so desperate for (you)s
>>724496260hard to do that with tulpas
>>724494838Valve allowed this without the adult rating by the way.
>>724496429>This time they both have sex with him at the same time
>>724496429The true ending is fumbling both girls and letting them become lesbians instead.
>>724491696video games?
>>724493318I thought it was scripted? Who would handle it otherwise???
>>724496540It actually is a game. Mostly VN, but still a game.
>>724496540the worst part about the game is its gameplay
>>724495056Sour patches are pretty good...
>>724496501every game has to have its own resident schizo on /v/ apparently
>Get an entire cutscene of Invisigal schlicking her shit to us >Blonde Blazer fucked up our team>AND ISNT EVEN BLONDEBlazerfags in actual shambles after these episodes, god damn
>>724496501See >>724494910 and >>724494995
>>724496581It's scripted that it defaults to her, but if you fuck up any of the minigames during the sequence or say the wrong thing she doesn't succeed in capturing the guy which is the flag iircSonar and Coup still get suggested to be booted either way, but the key difference is if she actually goes up the leaderboard or not
>>724496203she's only for me sorry>>724496243just trust me>>724496260so i can fuck her in real life and virtually too
>>724496698What happened to my bro Royd
>>724496698GOD I WANT TO FUCK DOLLAR STORE KARLACH SO HARD WITH MY BIG METAL COCK
>>724493861Ask what his favorite part of the game is.Determine if he is homo based on the answer.
>Believe in giving losers a chance to prove themselves>Also really don’t want Phenomeman to kill himselfSorry Waterboy
>>724496274If they make the dispatch mode a feature, yeah it's fun to mess with guesses and numbers.
You just know things are going too great for invisifags, massive cuckolding incoming
>>724496768Clearly someone's going to leak STN secret, and they're going to come steal our mech.
>>724496540yes, video games
>Bob is used goods tooDamm, no one is safe.
>>724496768Probably something in ep5 through 8.
I like the extra lines during the dispatching game and the existing friendships. Adds some nice texture to the team and opportunity for hidden events. Like having Punch Up and Coupe excited to win the underground fighting tournament together or having Malevola complain about being way too many guys fetish.
>>724496820Waterboy deserves a chance more than walmart SupermanI'll use him on my blonde blazer playthrough
>>724496820waterboy is fine being a janny for a while longerit'll probably help him being less of a sperg
>>724496783Nope, you're just that painfully easy to recognize.
Okay, minor complaintBut those clearly aren't SpaghettiThose are literally Chow Mein, they're even in the chinese takeout box.
>>724494829What a breakup does to an autistic as shit dude
Meaningful choices keep piling up. Ahh, give me the harem option
>>724496597>>724496601>>724496861that's crazy, i thought this was a /co/ raid trying to make us watch invincible again
>>724496168>his gf literally looks like thatyou can not suffer in [anon's country of residence]
do choices even matter?
>>724496930Shut up chink
>>724497019Only the romance options.
Bros, is he okay?
The people have spoken, Waterboy is /OURGUY/
>>724495991>Tell him I kissed her>He kisses Robert to see if it was because he was a great kisserPretty funny
>>724497029*throws chow mein at you*
>>724491696Did my game fuck up or something? The end stat screen says something about a kaiju baby and some home name braintester and I never saw either of them
>>724494508>not even red headIts like a blue light special of tom boy delight.
>>724496863>the main character based on Tony Stark and Peter Parker, two of the biggest man-whores in superhero comics, had sexLeast shocking part of this game.
>>724496930>copy pasta (heh)>nooooo that's not pasta it's ching chong ping pong
>>724496820yeah no kiddingWaterboy is alright, but holy fuck Phenomaman got fucked over so hard I needed to step inI swear I'll get him a qt bad dragon enthusiast and get him back in a saddle in no time
>>724496698>Blazerfags in actual shambles after these episodes, god damnShe's also not a criminal
>>724497054always has been
>shitting where you eatANON YOU STUPID FAKECEL DON'T DO WORK RELATIONSHIPS NOOOOO
>>724497054clearly Shroud incognito
>>724497019There's only 3 choices that matter so far.Who you fire.Who you hire to replace who you firedand who you romance.The former two have more of an affect on the actual dispatching minigame
>>724497102What they should have done was make you pick Waterboy at the start but later give you the option to replace him with Phenomaman after seeing him in a slump.Would've been a way better choice.
>>724497019well so far we have -kicked out someone from our team-recruited someone new for our team- already picked a romance optionwe still dont know if any of that is gonna pay out
>>724497126I'll be surprised if Shroud turns out to be anyone but Black Einstein.
>Blonde has brown nipples
COUPE SEXOOOOOOOOO
people forgot that shroud has that small dicked guy in the first ep who can shapeshift huh?
>>724497142I think Flambae loses his eyebrows too if you use alcohol
>>724497116Not nearly as much as it says about you to be so easily recognizable (for being a fag) on 4chan
>>724493670>he picked the trait that basically kills your agent on mission failure lmao
>>724497201That’s because she’s actually brunette
>>724497201Are they really? I went with the superior girl obviously so I don't know.
>>724496746i don't get how these are still the choices if invisigal fuck up.
>>724497246I'm making him the all rounder
>>724497201... they're pink?
>can't romance discount Karlach>can't romance Coupe>can't romance Prismit's shit
>>724497116Actually it means that (You) are dogshit at being anonymous.
>>724493779It's one guy. Ignore him, most of the thread is fine.
>>724497019Depends on what you mean by "Matter." Aside from big story beat stuff like which main love interest you'll prioritize, they can make even minor choices matter by having team members do things like balk from assignments in the management game if you piss them off. But that small stuff only seems to matter in the "high score" sense.
>>724497246you can pretty much ignore two skills because of that trait when skilling him
>>724494859>You just want to fuck women without the women bullshit and in 100% women bodiesProblem?
This wouldve been a nightmare tier outfit
>>724494168Im more worried that he'd destroy the entire world. I also didnt wanna throw poor waterboy to the fucking wolves
>>724497327>>>can't romance Coupe>Wanting to romance the Irish midgets sloppy seconds.I shiggy and I diggy
>>724497327i want to romance you anon
>>724497327>can't romance Coupeshe's dating the dwarf>can't romance discount Karlachher VA sucks>can't romance Prismthat'd have been cool
>>724494168I don't think he can do that. I would rather him not do the whole absorbing the sun thing he talked about
>>724491956AHHHHHHHH TOMBOY FEMININE MISSIONARY SEX HAVER!!!
>>724497381>Younger Wateboy...would
I forgot I had the coffee perk and giga fucked the chapter 3 and 4 dispatch sections, debating replaying to get better scores, but it's also barely a 'game' the first time and replaying it with knowledge of who to send and what to pick seems kind of dumbMight replay it to see invisibitch's wet dream again tho
>>724497327>>can't romance discount KarlachMeh.>>can't romance Coupe>>can't romance PrismThese are a tragedy.
>>724497381flycatcher lives again
>>724497381Oh shit, if they went with the shota teen water boyinstead of the current moist lanky kong, he would be super popular.
She's just asking for it at this point
Chat, what was Coupe thinking here?
>>724497381thanks doc
>>724497381His character would’ve been impossible to talk about if they picked the color palette on the right.
I don't really like the "forced" choices so far. >remove someone off your team>because fuck them that's why>go add someone ONLY ONE PERSON TO YOUR TEAMbecause fuck you that's why>choose your romance option (can't even go both ways for this or none BOO) BECAUSE FUCK YOU THATS WHY
>>724494428At least they knew that for Charlie so they put him on the awkward character where it indeed fits
>>724497381
>>724497478no shit. she wants that BRD (Big Robert Dick)
>>724497480Dude this game is straight up BLEACHED propaganda, what the fuck
E-celeb shit. Will not play.
>>724497480wing boner
>>724494379Yeah I already noticed that no one is posting the scene anywhere. "Game" is just another vox machina situation
>>724497564Based, other game devs should take notes.
Horny or classy?
So... we like this game?
>>724497460but it would have been a completely different charact3er current waterboy is loser that may become pro if they went with the shota route it would be the classic teenboy that his dream is to become a hero
>>724497381They have /b/tards in dev team, right
>>724497478She’s not exactly being subtle about what she wants. Get them in a position where no one’s around to interrupt and she’d mount him on the spot
>>724497564damn
>Sonar & Coupe are my favorite and most used characters>I have a choice to pick one>I have 0 interest in Invisigal & Blonde Blazer and pick every single option of friendzoning them>I have to pick one or the other regardlessCool game. My choices really feel like they matter.
>>724497629Game?
>>724497327yeah in general for a shitty VN that's been in development since 2019 it has surprisingly little contentThe dispatching is predetermined, 2 romanceable girls, episodes take like 40 minutes each at most with 20 minutes of dispatching.I know it's all voiced and animated so it's harder but come on. It really could've been so much better with just a bit of effort put into it.
>>724497628Both
>>724497629it's 'ight here's hoping it doesn't shit the bed in its second half
>>724494737>Down already yowza
>>724497381The younger Waterboy with no mask or goggles is actually very cute so I'm glad they didn't go with that.
>>724497510sounds like you just a problem with choices
>>724497629obviously.
>add an ambiguously brown tomboy tsundere >whiteboys go crazyis it really that easy?
>>724494920>let the fucking assassin who desperately needs the job and wants to stay on the straight and narrow back out onto the streetsFucking retard.
>>724497690LET ME FUCKING CUT GOLEMHES A FAGGOT AND NEVER DOES ANYTHING
>>724497629It's neat. Probably overpriced for what it is but I'm enjoying the experience of reading it with /v/
>>724497775what the fuck are you talking aboutthe golem and prism are my best units
>>724497775He's good on missions.He was my best hero on chapter 3.
>>724497753Well, we have a lot of brownoids who thirst over a blondie (which is actually a brunette)
>>724494920Sorry bro, I'm gonna cut the bat who does drugs on the job
>>724497753Actual tomboys without troons jumping at them are rare nowadays.And tomboys were really popular before that.
>>724497478If Waterboy hadn't been in the stall taking a bio break she would've spread her legs for Robbie right there.I fucking hate you, Waterboy.
>>724497868>>724497753>white anons like brown girls>brown anons like white girlswhat causes such a strange event
>>724497629Dude the old tell-tale games had a decent following on here, is that really shocking?
>>724497753I guarantee you that 95% of 4chan losers would instantly find a job and get their life together if an ambiguously brown tomboy tsundere showed a bit of interest in them
>>724494920I recognize critikal too much, takes me out of the game. I dont know any of the other tubers.
me when they're being mean to Waterboy again
>>724494920you already can cover mobility with flame and invis. sonar is the only int guy. plus she was black so
I like it when we all like a game and can discuss it. It's fun to have fun
>>724495004>>724495041saars we are eating good
>>724497564I'm pretty sure a black woman wrote this comic too. Plus it's strange that a Telltale movie is delivering like this.
>>724497775Golem is one of those "exponential" growth character thanks to his passive that lets him increase his stats for each empty slot. He’s kinda meh now but I’m sure he’s gonna be a beast later on.
>>724497987you can give int stats to your other heroes and they wont have the shitty transitioning period where you cant use sonar because he is transformed.
>>724497736no sounds like the game is being a bitch and forcing stupid choices on me
if they make a threesome option with invisi and blonde I'll buy this game
>>724498072Swag
Every good superhero needs a reformed villain to stick his dick in and marry.Blazer just isn't evil enough for that
>>724498093not happening
>>724497934Idk, people are usually attracted by something "not common", so for pajeets, brownoids and so on, they find "exotic" blondes, and we do so with brown girls. Have you seen how many girls thirst over Italians? And they're not even that brown, just kinda dark. Exoticness/Uniqueness=Attractive
>>724497775Golem is a very good unit in the management sim part and he has a attitude problem.
>>724497510not having the option to just not go for either was really weird
>>724498137Only suckers wait for page 10
>>724498083then don't play it bro, you have that choice as well
>>724497381I'm really sad they didn't go with shota waterboy, would have chosen him in a heart-beat. We'll make you a hero, kiddo
Is your Robert always acting weird in Episode 4 with Invisagal? I tried being gentle with her but every single response seems like a snarky remark even though the first 3 episodes we had a somewhat good thing going.
>>724497081Just saying.
>Choice between Aryan woman or brown tomboy>Whitest guy on the team is fucking a black woman>Other white guy(before becoming a bat) is fucking a spiritually black demonessWhitebros, is this our game?
>>724492947What do i do if want my game to attract fans who are non terminally online sex havers?
>>724497214Chill punch up
>>724497201They're clearly pink. You only see the areolas.
>>724498253wrong , you need to attract those kinds of fans, is free fucking money
>Lost Coupe to the team midgetits so fucking ogre...
>>724498238>spiritually blackIsnt she australian?
>>724498218Sure.
>>724496930It's Brock and his jelly filled donuts all over again
>>724498072If this was our waterboy, nobody would care about Henry Man.
>>724491956I'm shocked they got away with this honestly, wouldn't surprise me if one the animators does porn on the side.
>>724498217>Glass Him.png
>>724492176Fuck Water boy why the fuck was he throwing perfectly good food into the dumpster and he vomited water all over my computer, they utterly failed and the whole loveable loser thing for him
>>724492164Post it.
>praise her ONCE>she gets naked and sucks your thumbWHY IS IT SO FUCKING EASY FOR ROBERT ROBERTSON! IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!
>>724496930It's extra funny since at the end of the episode you see BB's actual Spaghetti.
>>724498356She's a demon from hell, aka "down under", get it?
>>724498372>give him the chair
>>724497629one of the few releases recently that /v/ seems to enjoy. strange huh
>>724498126>>724498156Both are right
>>724498404buy the game
>>724494920kept Sonar, he's funny
>>724498383fuck off flambaego get that BLT>>724498405it's always easy with virtual women anon...
Which thread are we migrating to?
>>724492176I choose Phenomaman since having him be unstable sounds like a recipe for disaster. At least with the MC coaching him its more likely he will find healthy coping mechanisms and hence doesn't crash out.
The height difference between him and Robert is making me go full fujo
>>724498559All Ryan Goslings go here>>724498183
>>724497295>>724497369I talked shit about that but I also picked it, so I'm a massive hypocrite.
>>724498604bob is kind of a manlet most of the roster is taller than him
>tfw bought the blondecoinFuck
>>724494609>BB's lack of faith in the Z-team's why I can't trust heryeah cutting the lowest of some stupid leaderboard for a program that's supposed to be giving ex villains a chance at redemption is just stupid. I lost all interest in her right then and there
>>724497868I'm white and prefer blazer since i'm not a racemixing little cuck like you
>>724498770post hands.
>>724494859Shut it bitch
>>724498806I'm Irish. Most girls here look like brunette blazer
>>724498763It's a job. If someone can't perform they're not a good fit for the program.
>>724495397Everyone loves Batboy.
>>724497775You're not golempilled enough.
>>724498934Cutting them over not meeting some random, schizo number is dumb though. If they fuck up and hurt/kill innocents then fair enough, but this doesn't feel like its in-line with the actual purpose of redeeming them.
so If I trained sonar to have a retry but now I feel like cutting him is better have I just fucked myself?
It's a Disco kind of feel.
>>724499103literally me
>>724498405Because he's cool as fuck unlike (you)
>>724497239This. His eyebrows still haven't fully grown back yet lmao
>>724499103Women not even once.
No, Invisiwhore. I will not have wild sex with you. I'm saving myself for Blonde Blazer.
>>724499294low t.
>>724499294high t.
>>724497629You give me delicious brown tomboys that want to get mounted and bred HARD and I'll literally give you my money.
>>724499294mid t.
>>724499436i fucking hate that thing she has in her nose
>>724497775Pair him with Invisigal and they're god-tier for 99% of missions that don't require any amount of charisma or intellect.
>>724491956Okay but is there a mod to remove the nose ring?
>>724499508IIRC she'll take it off for you in episode 5. Dunno the context. It's so small it's barely even noticeable anyway.
>>724499642good.
>>724499294>Blonde Blazer.shit taste that corporate bitch is easily the worst girl
MIXED BABIES WITH THE BROWN TOMBOY
>>724499294Invisigal has a god-tier body and a cute bedroom. I'm convinced BB's apartment looks like Patrick Bateman's and she has the exact same morning routine as him, except it's bad and cringe because she's a woman.
>>724499954HOLY FUCK SHE'S JEWISH?????? LOON ON THE LEFT
guess who I cut
>>724498482flambae was right waterboy is a fucking retard
>>724500095That's a candelabra you fucking retard. Even if she is they're God's chosen people and being able to breed my genes into the Tribe is a good thing.
>>724498405>attractive>Nice guy>dependable>shes really fucking lonely
Which lady do I hang out with? Cant decide
>>724500310follow your penis
>>724498405Have you tried being mecha man?
>>724500310If she's brown, push her down. If she's yellow, let her mellow.
>>724500310Blonde Stacyzer
>>724491696western media is really aboslutely terryfied of telling any kind of story where white men are not all losers while women are all powerful who get to do all the action.literally every action scene is about woman and every weak character is exclusively a white guy
>>724500095Based retard For future reference a hanukkiah has 9 stems, a menorah has 7. The one in the image has four.
>>724494859>You literally DON'T like womenWhat's wrong with that? Women are annoying as fuck and men are chill.
