>Most eaten bird in the world>Zero good gamesHow can we fix this?
Absolute clucker
>>724491731Play https://store.steampowered.com/app/2569610/Turbo_Chicken_Simulator/Croatians made it so it's probably a ripoff of Squirrel with a Gun from the looks of it
>>724491731There was a pretty fun mobile game where you ran a chicken farm. Called eggs inc. or something. I think many have at least one nostalgic memory of that Can Your Pet game. I remember being an absolute sperg in elementary school and the one time I was interacting one on one with a girl after school I decided to show her it on a school computer.
I love chickens so much I wish they didn't taste this good
>>724491731Ultimate Chicken Horse?
Germany's entire video game industry consists of an office game where you shoot chickens
>>724492043>but why???
my family raised a chicken and I cried when we had to kill itI still eat chicken like every other week thoughthere's a game called bomb chicken I think about trying every now adn then but then I get stingy and don't
bird thread?
>>724492014My grandma couldn't bring herself to butcher her cluckersFed them until they got nabbed by a fox or something even after they stopped laying eggs
Did you beat the cock?
>>724492043Why did she do it?
>>724491731you can play as chicken in guacamelee, its very fun
>>724491731>Zero good games
>>724492549borb
>>724492475>sheThat's a man
>>724492517This
>>724491731No new games at least
Best thread in a while kekekek
>>724492549Is this how they make Roundmeal?
>bird known for raping its women>escape from duckov sells 2 million copies in 2 weeks
Cluck thread
>game has playable chicken>she can evolve
>>724492679This game is so frustrating because it's almost good. Then your egg gets stuck on a ledge for the ninth time and you can't take it anymore.
>>724492871raptors
>>724492864we must be better birds
>>724491731
>here's your controller bro
>>724492043>protagonists motives are unclear
Behemoth
>>724492448
>>724492549>they made the round chicken real
too gangsta for tvthats why they can't see usbut they still wanna be us
How come we love eating cocks??
>>724493212How could Remilia lose to a chicken?
>game has vigilantes
>>724492014chickens are frens
>>724493508>rabbits: fun video game threads>chickens: autistic dedicated spammers and jannies
>>724493212>aah, that was a good rape
>game is permanently unwinnable on the first screen if you roll a male character
>>724493415Chickens don't fuck around.
>>724492448i didnt know about this challenge until many years after the game came out, but i did manage to beat him at least once. It was the first and only time i ever regretted having max strength in the game, you actually need to be a bit on the slim side to really have a chance
>>724493584what a pimp
>Invaded by dark spirit
>>724493751i understand why they do this, but it still makes me angry D:
>game has character customization
>>724492871chocobos
>boss spawns infinite ads
>>724493751i hate this and anyone who works at these factories
>game has random encounters
>>724494062>>724494376Chickens are friends but sometimes it's ok to eat your friends if they taste good, it's nothing personal
>>724494556lmao that 360 spin throw
>>724493751>pick the girl>get made fun of by /v/>pick the dude>fucking dieHow do I win?
>>724494663>but sometimes it's ok to eat your friendsget your vore fetish out of here furfag
>>724494785wokekino already solved this problem, just pick the girl who looks like a man
>>724494556>having a lower iq than a damn chicken
>>724495049Cluckfu
>>724494556so long gay bowser
>>724493584
My "game I totally am going to make some day" is actually about a Chicken, but first I have to learn to code, and model, and texture, and commit.
>>724495209women amirite
>>724493297HEY.Nice cocks.
>>724491731Stardew Valley, Farming simulator >>724492642stfu Plato
my incel budgie literally murdered his wife but then after a while he started getting jealous of this other bird couple in my house, he always tries sneaking up to the female and kissing her but then gets his ass kicked by the husbandim kinda feeling bad for him he seems pretty lonely, should I get him a new wife or does he deserve this fate?
>>724493636>Task.gif
>>724495841Seems kind of irresponsible to introduce another bird to him that he might just end up killing. IDK I don't keep birds though.
>>724491902>most people know this game from Pizza Toweri never played it but grim
>>724494337>But, my lord! It would take an armies of thousands—
>>724494556>>724495305Did you know? The newest scientific research revealed Bowser might've had feathers.
>>724494556She wanted all the smoke. Must've had a bad day.
I wish it were easier to tell males from females.
>>724496074>tens of thousands...
>>724491902is this moorhuhnjagd for americans?
Why do birds and their eggs taste so good?
>>724497964BUILT for human taste buds
>>724492043He did the thing
>>724499275what the cluck
>>724499275>posting AI slop
>>724499419newfag lol
>>724493320lol, that's just what I was thinking
>>724494017
chicken sexo
>>724499275is this real?
>>724499275wtf how did they train the chicken to do that?!?!?
>>724491731Oh yeah?
>>724500203lost
>>724491731Chicken invaders 1Chicken invaders 2Chicken invaders 3Chicken invaders 4Chicken invaders 5Here you go.
>>724492930I swear those speed challenges needed TAS precision to actually be viable. I tried those twice as a kid before I said "Not happenning".
>>724492043>but why?
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1837650/Chicken_Journey/I shill this every chance I get, it's great if you like puzzle-adventures, and the ending is kino
>>724492043
>>724493212>aah, that was a good rapeI look like this and say this
>>724502048>Barnhaus
>>724502259>most gayest filter user
>>724491731Wasn't Bomb Chicken good?
>>724492043We just don't know.
>>724491731I 100%'d it
>>724492871Birds are dinosaurs
>>724503124what does the n stand for?
best clucking thread on this board.
>>724492679I still listen to this song on occasion. It's so charming.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2At5Pd_-aM
>>724492930Don't manhandle your eggs>>724504601That game has a ton of soul
>>724504793>piss stain
>>724491731>Delicious protein rich meat>Infinite eggs>Easy to raise>Easy to take care of>Easy to feed>Don't even take up much space>Also super cuteLiterally the perfect animal. They give everything Humans could ever need. Thank you for existing chikuns.
>>724505003subject to life in cages or tents with thousands of others.so much thanks
>>724492549Chicken Ball Z
>>724492929Burn Rooster
>>724505387why do the japanese associate chickens with fire so much, is it the head thing?
Fake Fans how could you forget
Based Farmer Wario
>>724492014same but also cows
>>724505476You’re welcome!
>>724492929>Pokeshitter desperate for relevanceZA flopped
>>724492014Would you fuck an anthro female chicken in her tasty cloaca?
>>724505819>AIand i'm pretty sure it also tried to pair with relevant information to you.
>>724505530Those are cuccos, not chickens. Although the one you hatch from an egg to wake Talon with is in fact a chicken.
C'mon, they have a whole franchise! But I guess only krauts and slavs know this one.
>>724506104Now there's a throwback
>>724505602Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth taught me there are chickens roaming around Hawaii.
>>724492838>the weak should fear the strong
>>724506178>man strokes his cock
>>724501975da shtoopiditee
>>724492043Why would he do this?
>game has unorthodox farming strategies
>>724506797Imagine the smell
>>724505130they are a victim of their own success sadly
>>724491731Is this the bird thread?
>>724507535this is the chicken thread yes
>>724492549Chiggen
>>724499419newfag lmao
>>724505819Ah yes the rich mythology of the Fable and Harry Potter civilizations.
>>724499419You need to be over 18 to post on this site
>>724503124>When you beat a level it forces you to watch 5 minutes of chicken gore from factory footage.Was this really necessary?
>>724494115More like a cash shop.
>>724493212>implying remilia would get rapedAt least make it meiling or something
>>724508195Well where else could PETA advertise their factory proficiency and how well they are able to kill animals?
>>724495841Maybe she had it coming.
>>724496073What about that is grim!? It's super cool.
>>724492043I saw what you did there
>>724505003>epiccucks getting mad at valve.webm
The only way to make me care about chicken in a game
>>724492043I laughed, whatever ancient unc came up with this joke was cooking
>>724499726geg
>>724510116metal war cock
>>724491731>>724492043>>724492549>>724492732I love chicken so much it's unrealThank you God for giving us these wonderful little birdies>>724492476More games need a chicken polymorph mechanic
>>724510604>rooster>eggsanon...
>>724492929Bird-Type Pokemon...
>>724510709>bull>milkhot
>>724491731>cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuckwhat did it mean by this
>>724495653I will play it when you're finished, anon.
>>724510604Love my chickens
>>724492549What make a nigga do this?
>>724511589>Australian chicken
>>724511727fyn shyt
>>724492043Why...
BCC
>>724512152>slapping her for being so stupidbased parent punisher
>>724503124True story, I saw this game be a dick to mario when I was like 10 and it turned me against that whole crowd before the culture war was even a thing.
>>724512486It's not like they were particularly tactful in the spread of their ideology...>majority of animals that entered PETA's control were slaughtered...or beholden to it.
>>724505714>tags:busty_feral
>>724497964they are the ancient enemy. back when mammals were tiny little rodents only birds were huge dinosaurs and stuff terrorizing us.this is why i do not feel bad for eating bird, and why it tastes so good. It is the taste of victory.
>>724512976
>>724512379that's a big cock!
>>724493751>hey man that's not ower fault it's just how nature works bro just like how lions eat broI eat meat but wanna slap every retard that says it's moral
>>724515113we def could be more humaine but you know...profits
>>724493780>today I will fight the dinosaur
>>724514587>>724514587>>724514587>>724514587
>>724515397i don't think you could be more humane than instant deletion actuallyno painno long life stuffed in inhospitable conditionsthey're dead before they have the chance to suffer
>>724516619i get it!
>>724498508>>724506645>he
>>724505756>On the third day look to the east
>>724505756That first one was going like fucking 100mp/h
>>724492043Why didn't he bust some phat dance moves. Goddamn, chickens suck.
>>724505476Fenghuang, it's carry-over from China
>>724494556"can't beat the cock"-bros, it's over...
>>724492732Modern warfare 2 intervention, but what map?
>>724492014Owning chickens made me realize why people are vegetarians.We had one that would walk up for pets and sit next to people on the porch like a cat.
>>724505476>>724505819https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basan_(legendary_bird)
>>724518405the great thing about chickens is how each of them has its own personality, you'll have some that love being pet, others not so much and some in between, but they are all tame regardless, you wouldn't know this until you raise some of your own
>he doesn't keep a few chickens in the backyardDo you really, /v/???
Be honest, are you or has anyone you know taken up the backyard chickens hobby?I'm seeing it more and more frequently around me
>>724519754same with cows. they have very distinct personalities and most of them love music
>>724519830The dog realized he left the oven on and the chicken wants to fuck the cameraman
>>724519830My folks are doing it but I can't manI don't want to get too attached, it's why I don't bother petting them even if chicks are so fluffy or try giving them names
>>724519843i know a friend who did it, said it would be better of a investment instead of buying a phone, he must have at least 15 chickens by now. I'd do it if i actually had a backyard. They eat bugs and give you food, its surreal
>>724492014I overate myself on chicken, I used to love bone-in chicken but the juicy, slightly slimey texture is unpleasant to me now. I dont how messy the hands get if you gnaw it either. I still like chicken breasts or chicken in curries or stews but I dont really eat boned chicken anymore
>spell can stunlock you
>>724519830cute!
>>724518405https://youtu.be/iQzpExpsezI?list=RDiQzpExpsezI&t=374It's industrial scale farming for me. I do appreciate people who try to reduce consumption somewhat or buy locally from sources they know, but I'm not a cunt about it. Good film by the way. The food segment is only a smaller part of it, but every scene is presented without context and it's worth it to watch for just the cinematography alone in my opinion.
whats for dinner
>>724505602The cock hole.
>>724520436omg did he died?
post yuo're chickens, vee
>>724516987yeah its everything up to that point thats the problem with some ranchers
Billy Hatcher?
>>724520850no but i'm pretty sure they are just choking it out.lol.
>>724520872
>>724521169Nah, chickens can become hypnotized if you draw a line in front of them. Similarly you can make a trout become frozen if you tickle its belly, or make some crabs (the ones with a tail) fall asleep if you curl them, put their heads against the ground and lightly rub the bent tail.Some animals are just weird.
>>724521486Don't forget the cat deactivation glitch.
>>724520687this is just koyaanisqatsi for factory farming
I think chickens are cute but I eat chicken almost every dayat least I buy free range eggs
>>724521671That's because it's the same guy. His first listed project on imdb was on Koyaanisqatsi.You might have seen the mandala webm posted before. It's also from Samsara. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hL8gEc29KTI
>>724521645The cat one at least makes sense, since it's something a cat learns from its mother. The other examples are usually some weird built-in fight-or-flight behavior, or quirks of some nervous systems. Like how brain freeze is a mixed signal from your mouth's pain (?) receptors when it meets cold substances.
>>724491906That's amazing that they managed to travel through time to rip it off.
>>724506645>>724502259protest against taxation
>>724492838Boy is a footfag, no way hawks are that pussy.
>>724496862>buh-WAHH bu-WWWAAAAAHHHH
>>724505756>America, fuck yeah!
>>724522843
>>724491731I like Bomb Chicken.
>>724495841animals can have mental illnesses and personality disorders, your bird might just be a bad person.I don't want to say to put him down but murdering mates is not a good sign. If he's deranged and unwell he shouldn't be made to suffer in isolation either. Idk bro
>>724523271>>724523192your attempt bombed
BIG
>>724506797>unorthodoxThat's the normal way to raise chicks
>>724522952>game has coop
>>724512379
>>724522952>>724523642>the headsmackit really is co-op yelling at your partner
>>724524851Coop, not co-op
>>724491731An Only Up/Baby steps esque streamerbait rage game about a chicken crossing a road, but it's a metaphor for life or some shit.
>>724525062no not streamer bait. power to the players.a deep chicken rpg about being a free hen in a post collapse society
>>724525219Stray, but with a chicken?
>>724523192fried chikum
>>724525274no. no. power to the player.
>>724494337Flying chicken makes me uncomfortable. Something this fat shouldnt be able to fly.
>>724525857chickens are actually surprisingly light
>>724492871give those back tyronne.they aint yours. They even a man.
>>724526654behold?
>>724492549>It was too big to be a chicken>Too thick>Too round>Feet too rough to be a chicken>It was more a mass of feather and claws
>>724491906It doesn't have a gay pride dlc so it isn't a clone
>>724492549He was visited by Davis.
>>724492043I don't get it
>>724492549DANGER
>>724493073the tranny seethe game
>>724492014I can eat the unfertilized eggs and drink milk and not eat meat and I'd be ok with it.
Birds shit too much
>>724529027Such is the consequence of an extremely high metabolism. But in the process they unlocked the hack for extreme long life for creatures their size.
>>724493892chicken dodging the jabs of ps5 exclusives assaulting it
>>724491731Boom. Chicken Invaders series it pretty good.
>>724529027wild birds keep coming into my yard and shitting all over my deck i've become a slave to cleaning up bird shit and honestly? it's not so bad.
>>724502409Lol I laughed
>>724510709That's not a rooster that's a Rhode Island red chicken
>>724529925
>>724531108YES... YES!!!!!
>>724521486Humans fall prey to this too.By driving in a long straight line.
>>724500203Man this game is really hard
this thread is trash bruh ong
isn't samus, like, effectively half chicken?
>>724532167close enough yes
>>724493508>they all just stop>"bro what the fuck are we doing"
>>724506104I remember finding one version of it on my parents' Win95 PC, I'm surprised it still manages to be a thing even outside of the GZDoom dev's choice of avatar.
>>724499275MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
>>724492043Why did he do it bros?
>>724505756living in this village must be so cool
>>724492549I see nigger scientists have finally managed to successfully cross-breed a chicken with a watermelon.
>>724521486it thinks it's a snake, retard. there's nothing "weird" about it.
>>724492014You can love an animal and still eat them casually, reminder that ye olden tribes used to praise and respect cows but they still ate them regardless
>>724494337>What are these chickens running from?>They're not! They're running TO the World's Toughest Competition in Town!
>>724491731Palword
>>724533043>AAAAAAAAAAAAND THEY'RE OFF>*Slow zoom in through a flock of 1000 chickens charging towards a massive obstacle course*>WHOOOO GETS->*zoom in finishes on your chicken in the middle, running for its life*>-TO LIVE?>*title screen overlay as it's revealed to be a sadistic game show on a butchering farm where the chicken who survives gets to leave alive*
>>724492871Black hands holding baby animals...this isn't going to end well
>>724505683This is AI generated.
>>724491902If mort is a chicken, isn't he trans?
No one?
>>724533928no
>>724510709Rooster's tail feathers grow longer and arc in the air. Also, their hackles, the feathers near the base of the neck, are thicker and more pronounced.
Crows have begun eating the pecans off my trees that I loved giving to my chickens, but also, crows scare the shit out of hawks and keeping them around the property is good to keep chickens safe, such is nature.
>>724519830I wanted to but I live around shitty neighbors, as in kids that will try to break into your house if you leave your door unlocked by accident and steal your amazon packages if you don't take them in immediately. I know for a fact they'd do some shit if I had chickens running around. Also I hear they poop a lot and I don't really like the idea of cleaning up bird crap every day
>>724518405You can raise livestock and eat it at the same time without being a vegetarian, anon.The meat industry is a crime against all life, it has nothing to do with being vegetarian and "loving le heckin' animalerinos".Balance must be restored, and it won't happen by not eating meat or not using animal products.
>>724505003Too bad they are one of the most noisy birds.
>>724525857Turkeys are even fatter, and they can fly too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FDMsQYFuNo
>>724532140FR no cap on coop
>>724536915it is possible to coexist with animals in a way that includes both care for them during life and respect for them when their meat is consumedthat has been the way for our species for 150,000 yearsyou're not smart for pointing it out, nor special for understanding itpure vegans and RMCs are on both ends of the horseshoe, and unworthy of being ever taken into any consideration
>>724492043What did she mean by this?
>>724506797>the jews fear the indoor chicken farmer
>>724505003I love their little floppy head dicks.
>>724534036No? Chicken is the animal, rooster is a boy, hen is a girl. You don't call a girl peacock a peavagina....
>>724506797>>724507264>>724523531>>724537186One of my neighbors is doing exactly that; raising 12 chicken in her small home.You cannot even begin to comprehend the ungodly stench that comes out of her windows during Summer.
>>724505130I genuinely feel bad about eating these guys but goddamn, they really are the best source of protein on EarthYes, beans are rich in protein and I do eat them, but they're not the same to the human body and animal protein are unique
>>724519754Looking at those chickens chilling in that pic makes me miss my old house near the countryside.Here's a fun little thing my grandma told me, if you see a chick climbs on top of the mother hen, that chick's probably male. She's right most of the time.
We got backyard chickens for eggs, Henrietta and dotty are good girls, I don't think I could kill them, so I'll just let them get old and die and bury them.
>posting using the new captcha
>>724493508>THE SANCTITY OF THIS PLACE HAS BEEN FOULED
>>724537808There stands the noble sufferer...
>>724537808GALLVS GALLVS
BEHOLD
>>724536915The most fucked up thing to me is both the treatment and that 99% of that meat goes unused, spoiled and tossed out anyways.
>brainrot threads on /v/ get replies and have become a staplethat's so skibidi
>>724532725>all lowercase>lying>skin the color of shitEver tim
Let's fuckin HUEVOOOOOOO!youtube.com/watch?v=7gPVXtlG50c
>>724491731What would food need a game? Pepsi had a game and coke didn't. Coke still tastes better
>>724538486Coke and 7-Up had games.
>>724491731Erm... a chicken? You know games are all about the heroes right? Tough guys beating the dragon, saving the girl, that kinda thing. A chicken video game would never work.
>>724538689I knew 7 up did, spot or something. Did Coke actually have a game?
>>724538779https://youtube.com/watch?v=LdN0hWKAKc0
>>724513443lolo
>>724538741frogger is a game about a frog, so I don't see why a chicken wouldn't work. it would be called chickler
>>724538848Well damn. I did not know this existed. I would not have guessed the plot would involve kidnapping
>>724539272she really had to show her legs for no reason
How the fuck is liking chickens the one thing that /v/ agrees on?
someone post the webm of the chinese dump truck tipping out thousands of chicks into a landfill, I lost it
>>724539727/v/ loves cock
Birds are cuteand goofy. Like these two latin american fuckers who have sex in the middle of my living room twice a day without any shame.
>>724539727They're finger-lickin' good.
>>724539272food delivery, or just paying protection money
>>724539727It's not just chickens, birds in general are very difficult to hate and melt even the edgiest of contrariansPlus birdposters are not really associated with any annoying spam like some catposters are
>>724539727most people love pretty much all animals because hating them is the most pointless thing ever, short of them being a pest animal. Even with human on human cruelty, you could attribute that to some kind of deranged, immature misanthropy due to personal issues, but animals are beneath us, so disliking them for anything other than pragmatic reasons is just dumb.
>>724524925HA
>>724505873You lost and got raped Eric
>>724492043It took me 30 years to get this joke. The chicken crossed the road in an attempt to commit suicide by getting run over by a car and reach the other side of this mortal coil. Likely because he owed money to the IRS.
having chickens and a garden kicks ass. Free eggs and those fucking locusts all get to get eaten alive
>>724492871BEHOLD A MAN
>>724493297Why they aren't fighting?
>>724492982What type of bird is this?
>>724541229Raising roosters together can allow them to tolerate each other's presence
>>724541286Aseel Chicken. Fighting breed
>>724540295
>>724493751OH N-
>>724532140Fr fr ice cap
>>724541426huh. didn't knew that
>>724541619I thinkyou have to give them adequate space and females, though, or not allowing access to females at all.
>No predators on the land to worry about, just chill, eat, shit, sleep, have kids, and run aroundHow can we nerf antarctic penguins?
>>724540723What about dangerous animals that could potentially kill you?
Would a chicken cafe works bros?Or would the FDA bite me in the ass for that?
>>724541780By making them curious about the outside world.
>>724542016>See that mountain? You can climb it
>>724541917Simply consider the logistics of keeping them hygienic. You'd have an easier time with a single mascot chicken in a normal cafe.
>>724541780They die if they get petted, usually by human scientists or photographers who don't know better, because human skin on their feathers removes the oils that keep them insulated causing them to freeze to death
>>724541874Nobody hates tigers, bears, lions or orca.
>>724541917Probably not, chickens are constantly pooping unless you're able to put diapers on each one of them and also hire someone (or do it yourself) to change them each hour
>>724541539>hebrew filenameWhy are you ‘people’ like this?
>>724541917Owl cafes are way more profitable at the momentAnd probably easier to run too
>>724541917no the risk of salmonella would be way too high
Why does /v/ love cocks so much?
>Neighbour has chickens that I could always see and hear clucking around in his backyard from my bathroom window>They would occasionally stroll over to my property and hang out with wild pheasants in the meadow>Someone started building a house on the property between us and now it obstructs the view on chickens and the new fence bars them from coming overNo more quaint chickuhn neihbours for me. Twas good while it lasted
>>724542286>eats ze bugs so you don't have to>turns ze bugs into delicious eggsit is a mystery
BBC vs BWC final battle
>>724536949>ayo those chickens bussin fr fr
>>724542175>it's realFucking how? Isn't that illegal?Are they only open at night?I have so many questions.
>Game has deep environmental storytelling
>>724542454It's okay when Japan does it because they are just silly little wholesome anime bugpeople that can never do anything wrong
>>724542286>why does /v/ love the source of tendies'tis a mystery
birds are the best pets
>>724542780>tendiesI haven't thought about the copypasta in yearsthank youfor your perusal as wellhttps://streamable.com/mdktv6
>>724542104what a crock of shit, kill yourself
>>724543085Enjoy never getting pets without dying shitguin
>>724540295caging songbirds is so wrong
>>724543248>t. leopard seal
>>724538431cope and seethe, incel
>>724491731I just noticed the little chick on the feathers, cute
>>724491731>Gang Bege
>>724539727We like sinks too, and stairs>>724540015
>>724543601Don't dox me bro
>>724543905NOOT NOOT
>>724536985They're fine most of the time and still not super annoying at their worst. Try peacock, or worse yet guinea fowl - now these guys never shut the hell up.
>>724538234I freeze any meats if I got too much and know some will go bad b4 i can cook so i dont have to deal with this shitty conundrum and I save money
>>724491731horses, dogs and chickensbest friends of man
>>724543935SPECIAL WEEK NO
