What is the proper response to this statement?
>>724509794Stop shilling this
>>724509794Tell you did too or something like that
>>724509851Seethe until mid November.
>>724509794>What is the proper response to this statement?It doesn't have to be a dream :)
>>724509794Sorry to hear that.
Do you think Invisigal ever watched Girl With the Dragon Tattoo?
>>724509794The game choices are pretty good. Any nonchalant response will probably do.
>>724509956I think these threads will go until mid Febuary until they die down. Because you can't make a scene like that and not bring it up forever.
>>724509794>nose ring
>>724509794What's his name?
>>724509794>What is the proper response to this statement?Why?
>>724509794So is Invisigal supposed to be a Latinx mutt or what?
>>724510128Since he’s been my MVP for episodes 3 and 4, I award him the title of Flambae
>>724509794Baby making sex in one of the stalls
It has been almost 20 years since a woman had lustful thoughts about me so I don't know how to react to something like this anymore.
>>724510067>until they die downOr if this thing is actually successful enough that they abandon Wolf Amogus S2 vaporwave in development hell and their obligations to it. Announce that they are going solo which just means: season 2.65k peak today btw.
One thing that no one’s picked up on yet is it’s officially canon that Invisigirl phases in and out of invisibility during sex
>>724510263I think Adhoc has officially given telltale the middle finger
>>724509794she wants that mecha-dick
>>724510263>65k peak today btw.and it will never go that high again because the MC already got his dick wet>>724510268you tell me
>>724510268>she turns invisible during sex because her breath gets interrupted
>Hey Robert, did you take my red stapler?
>>724510012>>724510012>Blonde Blazar's incredibly insecure about herself because all her powers come from her necklace gem and she didnt like people seeing her as a blonde invincible superhero>Phenomaman only saw her as a superhero and went on super dates but all she wanted was a down to earth normal relationship>Meets Robert and he's so relatable that she sheds her necklace and shows him her real self.I can see why Blonde Blazar fell for him, they're pretty much the same type of heroes, just normal people using a super object to carry out their superheroing.
>>724510128Designated faggot romance
>>724510228Yep, I can see why this going to live rent free in the Tomboy Lois Lane fanbase for months.
keep dreaming, I don't fuck girls with piercings or tats
>>724510263Don't even jinx it. They've already shirked their responsibilities on Wolf 2 to focus on Expanse first, then Dispatch. I NEED more TWAU.
>>724510419No? Her wet dream is not Robert bringing it home.
>>724509851again, these threads reek of astroturfing. there's also a ton of esl posts and simple sentence replies, obviously bots
>>724510478You could have left off the last four words, they were unnecessary.
>>724509794"I'm only interested in bat sex." and then violently full-floor dabbing on her.
Just started. Anybody got a list of the abilities?
>>724509794That's the most millennial/zoomer thing I've ever read.
>>724510487I thought Fables was persona non grata because the author doesn't align with California Progressives.
>>724510605trvke
>>724510487Nigga, it's dead. Dispatch literally exist BECAUSE WAU development is not going anywhere. They have so little to do that they are pitching Netflix shows and then making VNs out of it.
>>724510605Underage or decrepit gen x retard? Either way, you should consider suicide.
>>724510128flambased
>>724510268Anyone think it’s a little one sided that invisigal gets a sex scene prelude before any of your choices matter while BB just gets a slight nip slip
>>724510519I know it didnt happen but for us the viewers is the same thing. they fucked that's it, ill continue with my life and wont touch this pos ever again (nevermind finishing it)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>724510765Figures you would leave before finishing
>>724510687grow up
>>724510586Bat guy changes.Flame guy gets beefier after a successMidget doesn't get woundedInvis go brrDemon chick heals teammates Golem gets random buffs in 2 or more slot missions And I didn't really use the knife lady so I don't know
>>724510828The latter, got it.
I don't want to throw shit at Flambae, god damn it. GIVE ME A CHOICE NOT TO THROW SHIT AT HIM. I DON'T CARE ABOUT WATERBOY.I am 100% gonna hire Phenomeman. Fuck off, Ad Hoc.
WHY IS HE SUCH A PUSSY MAGNET?!
>doing my youtube playthrough>watch my pilot pick the choices that make invisigal sadwhat the fuck man
>BB>tall toned blonde with a killer body>haha no actually she's just some generic woman everything else is just her superhero thing she's not even taller than youOk so why even bother with adding her romance? Evidently Invisigal is the one you're intended to romance, nobody is going to pick BB after this.
>>724510857not an argument
Reminder Phenomaman considers hugging making love
Why do brown tsundere tomboys fold so easily?
>>724510865It is weird. It's them wanting to escalate their rivalry for future development but it made sense for water/alcohol in the bar but here it's just forced.
>>724510901You can't make love to Blazer when she's in blonde mode?
>>724510810>that one anon that posted that it peaked at like 12k and that even with all the "/v/ shilling" it flopped Where is he
>browni wish literally where
>>724510487>>724510620>>724510654I'm so far out of the loop. Are they really not going to release WAU 2 after all the bullshit it's gone through? I thought it was almost done for Christ sake.
>>724509794i report to hr, imagine if a male said this to a female coworker. enough with the double standards
>>724510993I’m guessing Robert is still pissed about Flambae burning that neighborhood
>>724511010I doubt she intends to keep that appearance in private. Either way dropped.
>>724511008fr
>>724510128Toothless
>>724509794Why the FUCK are you asking here?
>>724510901She’s more relatable to robot and his issues being powerless without an outside aide that gives them powers
>>724510885>extremely competent, literally one of the strongest heroes in the setting despite having no corporate support, it's all thanks to his own skills, actually spends a ton of time outside his suit on the missions>charming, witty, jacked, rugged, tired, has a particular brand of a dry humour that always acts like a pussy magnet
>>724510885Same reason Batman is. Normie that somehow fucks w/ super-powered demigods and wins. The actual definition of a hero, a man who accomplishes deeds above his given station.
>>724510901Yeah but some people will be too insecure over Invisigal straight up telling you she wants to peg you (and staring at your ass constantly).
>>724511065does this game let you be a straight edged god? Not enough games for that
>>724510128that zip Furio
>>724509794Sorry i raped you in a dream, i will turn myself in to the police>But what if it was consen-If it was sex with me then it was rape, sorry
>>724510268I have this as I'm typing this
>>724510268aaaaaaaaaaa
>jacked>dry humourthis game is so shitllennial core
>>724510128>Pick the ponytail option because it seems the least funny>It is, and there's a 1 minute fucking monologue from Pinkman that is so unfunny it nearly kills me>Other characters still laugh as though it's Chappelle quality banter
What a fucking slutJust imagine how many people she's told that exactly same thing to
>>724509794>sorry I raped you
>>724509794>you too?
>>724509794what happens if you two-time bb and vis
>>724510128why did he shock his dog?
>>724509794I wouldn’t say anything. I would listen. And that’s what no one did.Because no one cares about this astoturfed piece of shit
>>724510885famous superhero with no powers and a fuck ton of scars
>>724511263New line of attack just dropped
>>724510725I don't remember this scene in K-On
>multiple videos with over 200K views 6 hours after releaseThe Invisigal thumbnails do a lot of heavy lifting but holy shit normies might just pick up and treat this like a show they're just watching on YouTube or something.
>>724510726Invisigal is the main girl, you're supposed to fix her
>>724510128Dr Don’t Do Shit is the correct response even if everyone picks Sunglasses At Night. The others are “lol you look dumb”.Don’t Do Shit calls him out for being all bark and no bite, showing him to be the little bitch he really is
>>724510901>not ditching her after finding out about her monkeybranching-whore tendencies>>724511135>being a mech pilot is the same as being a ssj
>>724510176well it's southern california, so that seems like the safest bet
>>724509794RAPE
>>724510128Waiting for his obviously incoming tragic backstory
I'm over the dispatch part.
How much money would a Dispatch / The Walking Dead styled Spider-Man game make? Imagine a college aged Peter, fighting crime at night, attending the Bugle in the morning, and dating either MJ, Black Cat, Betty Brant, Kitty Pryde, or Gwen Stacy during the afternoon. Would be kino.
>>724511263So BBs twist was she with with Phenomaman and not actually tall+blonde What will Invisigals twist be? Will she be poly or use to fuck the toxic dude whose dick was shown to us? Imagine complimenting the dick of your gfs ex.
>>724511051>Are they really not going to release WAU 2 after all the bullshitThere are rumors that it has been internally canned. Adhoc outright said that they haven't done anything on S2 since they decided to switch engines in 2022.
>bites lip
Shit garbage gams, for subhuman retards here who are the effective equivalent of twitter kpop stans, swifties, and the general gay community. Just, except its for gay men who pretend theyre straight.
>>724511557capeshit movies ruined mainstream superheroesi don't give a FUCK about batman or superman or spiderman
>>724511447they are getting age restricted and their views halved in 3, 2, 1...
>>724511263>>724511629It's a given she was a whore. The twist is that Robert will fix her and turn her into a trad wife because she will want to better herself to be worthy of him and be called a good girl till orgasm
>>724510268
>>724511676base>>724510176she looks asian not fat and nose plus hair duh
>>724511553How did you do that?
>>724511756There’s an option to censor nudity in the menu
>>724511629>What will Invisigals twist beShe planted a bomb that nearly killed Robert and this will create delicious drama
>>724511813Cheat engine, as always.
>>724511731>capeshit movies ruined mainstream superheroesThat's why they should go with his 60-70s personality when he was an asshole with an attitude. Pic related for example is him cucking Ned.
>>724511814the sex scene still plays just fine and daddy youtube likes his family-friendly ad-revenue
>>724510176I was going to say Asian but don't California libs freak out when white people voice non white characters? She's probably a half white Latino
>>724510228congrats, you made me fap. what's the next part of your master plan?
>Only found out about this ability almost halfway through the gameThis would have been EXTREMELY USEFUL to know for a long time now.
>>724511808>basewhats based?
>>724510228>You will never fuck a girl so hard she starts phasing in and out of existenceWhy live?
>>724511845>telling her she's changed since then>telling her she's proven as much>holding her tight>reassuring her with a kissIt's gonna be so fucking KINO
Do you think there was ever a girl in your life that had a wet dream about you?
>>724511775>Tries to flirt in the mens bathroom but fumbles because someones taking a liquid shit She then spazes out after and runs away making me believe she hasnt actually had that much luck picking up guys.
>>724509794>I picked up on a Freudian need to peg someone, however reality has not provided you a 10 inch cock for the safety of all of us.
>>724511976No
>>724510443Given she clearly respected him before they even met, I wouldn't be surprised if the origin story she mentioned had something to do with mechaman
>>724511976At least 4 off the top of my head that I know of. Thank you, facial genetics RNG.
Anyone get a wave of happiness everytime the episode ends and it cuts to credits and the song plays? Like it just feels so good.
>>724511927her va is part southeast asian apparently, so it's all ok
>>724511942I think Prism has the most useful ability in the game. In any dispatch with 3 or more slots, place Prism in the second slot and she’ll clone the hero next to her and boost your stats even more
>>724511942Is this her starting ability? That's very useful indeed. Too bad she is always injured for me so I never actually send her with anyone injured.
>>724511942Well I didn't know until nowCheers
>>724509851>STOP DISCUSSING VIDEO GAMES
>>724511845>delicious dramashow tits of gtfo moid>>724511971you cant be serious. Robert is 100% telling her to fuck off after that, he is no sissy beta simp
>>724510228She mogged Vi's sex scene, twitter wont be happy about this...
>>724512036https://youtu.be/RVwh7G7GZsY?si=4kUGedlqDgUHVMlc
>>724510813its hilarious when you cuck her
>>724512067>Is this her starting ability?Yes
>>724511976at least 6 prob more
>>724511976Yes multiple times told to my facewill not play your game
>Hey Robert, fire one of your two most used heroes.This game went from easy to hard really fast.
Is there any way to beat that hack? You know which one I speak of.
>>724511971>letting her off that easilyThe correct way is to nearly break up with her, then reconcile and fuck her brains out
>Invisigal just wants someone to fix her>Blonde Blazar just wants someone to see her for her real normal selfBoth are great girls, you cant go wrong with either one.
Isn't it weird how the typical "harem/romance bait anime with cute girls the blank self-insert MC has to choose from" trope was used ONCE in a western product instead of the typical western feminist girlboss stuff and skyrocketed it's success & popularity? Are there any other examples of this?Why don't western writers do this more often? Would it actually be a good thing if they did, though or would it take a dip in quality like most romance animes these days?
>>724511976LolLmao
Was the team synergy level up bar on the second episode? I didn't notice them until now.
>>724511991>>724511775>runs away making me believe she hasnt actually had that much luck picking up guys.She literally has NO social life outside of work. How the fuck do you expect someone who spends 100% of her time alone to get her back blown out everyday?
>>724512202I havent failed a single hack so I dont know what you mean...
>mfw Blonde Blazer isn't actually a blonde at all, isn't taller than you, and doesn't even have powers of her own so she can't even fly you aroundI assure you, stats will be 90/10 in Invisigal's favor in the coming episodes, BB just lost all the traits that made people pick her.
>>724512215This is insane for a western game
>>724512059This. It's the best way to avoid getting swamped and hyperfocus abilities
>>724512220I think it's cringe that we're pretending this game's success comes down mainly to the romance and not to the e-celeb shit they've been doing. Plus the fact it's capeshit.
>>724512242furiously masturbating?
>>724512202Pay close attention to which paths open where, and use your timing to trap the antiviruses in one spot
>>724512202the 4th episode data one?You have to deactivate the line that antivirus blob is traveling on when it's away from the nodes. Then it will be stuck.
>>724512087VNs are not videogames.How embarrassing to end up shilling some capeshit VN filled with millennial writing
>>724509794>thank god it was a dream
>First this>Now a game about a white man fucking one of two of his hot coworkers2026 will be the year of the Chud
>>724512334Exactly. Why else did she steal one of those goatse pics from the printer?
>>724511976I was actually pretty popular in highschool so I actually had a few girlfriends. The one I spent the longest time with even to this day said that she had one about me but more importantly she had a weird ntr dream where she caught me fucking her sister.I have never interacted with her sister once
>>724511976Yes. They told me in an uncomfortable amount of detail in a way where it’s clear she couldn’t tell it was weirding me outSpoiler: if it happens, it won’t be someone who is your type.
>finally a new telltale game to talk about with my precious /v/rosI've missed this so much. And it definitely helps that it's very good as well.
>>724512428>chudWho do you think you are fooling, Rajeesh?
>downloaded it>produced by Critical Role>QTEsIs this REALLY worth playing?
>>724512215Yeah. It's shockingly good for a Western games which is why I really don't understand why people are so harsh on BB. The comic outlines it pretty well in just a panel: She still wants some degree of normal in her life and doesn't just want to be Blonde Blazer.
someone with social media ask the devs for a dispatch stats tab
>>724512409Funny how I don't see you seething in other VN threads or in the countless gacha threads.>muh millennial writingAh I see, you're the target audience of the latter, that's why.
>>724511991>>724512242>she is actually just a virgin gooner that pretends to be a sex and flirt godWould be nice, but I doubt it. She probably had a couple of boyfriends before when she was a villain
Enjoyhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761778621968777.webm
>>724511942>send Punch Up to the fire in Episode 2>use the hose to fail>pair him up with Mal in the mission that followsThank me later
>>724512513Watch it and find out. It might surprise you.
>>724512503Don't reply to culture war bullshit anon it just makes them more insufferable
>>724512215Why would I take damaged goods and try to turn it into Blazer when I can just choose Blazer?
>>724512484This post is pathetic, VNs have so little going for them that gossipping about them like a high schiil girls is all there is to them.
>Choosing between adding Phenomeman or Waterboy to the teamGenuinely a tough choice. I want to toughen up Waterboy and let him be a real hero, but Pman is one bad day away from embracing Disco
>>724512513>PlayingIt's a Telltale game, anon. That being said, I've enjoyed it. It's like This is the Police crossbred with Invincible.
>>724510726Invisigal also gets a lot more scenes with Robert showing off their chemistry. Robert and Blazer only got that scene in episode 1 and then the dress scene which didn't have a lot of chemistry. Would have liked another romantic scene with Blazer before we had to make the choice.
>>724512428People just need to realize that gender neutral romances just fucking suck.
>>724509794Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality.
>>724512457You shouldve asked if she wanted to have a threesome
>>724512536God bless you, anon. God bless Adhoc, and most of all god bless Laura Bailey. Holy moley.
>>724512554What happens?
>>724512526Yeah but I doubt shes a total slut in the double digit body count.
>>724512536thanks im at work but as long as its on worksafe gifs i guess itll be finehello this is anononymous boss. he is fired t. boss
>>724512513it's a VN with a minigameit has more gameplay than any telltale game
>>724512220the typical "harem/romance bait anime with cute girls the blank self-insert MC has to choose from" trope isn't made up of used good whores with massive body counts and one who cucks you, this is the western feminist girlboss spin on it.
>>724512536>Mom walks in
>>724512202What?They're all super easy
>>724511553>>724511873Sasuga /v/>NOOO DON'T ADD ACTUAL VIDYA TO THIS CHOICES SIMULATOR
>>724512457Myoneitis once said that she had a dream about a threesome involving me.I fucked it up.
>>724512526She has at least one ex-boyfriend. You could say he was pretty toxic.
>>724510901Ever heard of vanilla? In harem media there is usually one token nice girl
>>724512525>nooo please, ignore the low test ironic writing done by a blue haired californian who obviously has no literary experience except dumbass superhero slopWhat did the balding millennial mean by this?And yes, gacha is complete trash for the same reason VNs are: no gameplay.
>People trying to delude themselves into thinking Invisgal is a virginJesus Christ. Who cares.
>>724512659fr, it's pure cuckllennial cope
>>724512571Wowzers....
>>724511557This except it's set during BND so the main girls are Michele, Norah, Carlie, and MJ is dead along with Gwen.
>>724509794BLonde Blazer is a god damn whore.
>>724512701Id be mad if I didn't already call it.
Slut or Virgin?
>>724512701she never dated that fag
>>724512573Waterboy gets insane amounts of experience and level ups for some reason and I bet he'll get maxed out stats by the end of the game. Phenomeman is depressed and will botch every dispatch you send him to until you cure his depression.
>>724512087>discussion boils down to "check out this video from the game">nothing is discussed
>>724512728Ah yes, this piece of Tumblr crap, thank god it's studio is dying
>>724510487The good news is that Wikipedia is saying the Dispatch team will be helping to finish TWAU2 next
>>724512573>I want to toughen up Waterboy and let him be a real hero
>>724511190Give me one thousand gay romances.
>Invisigirl openly admits she can spy on Robert whenever she wants>Stalks him in places she's certainly not meant to be like the mens bathroom>Prints pictures of him naked on the office printer>Set up early to be the one who'll quit at ease without encouragement to keep her in>Results in her becoming a girl who wants to fuck the man who praised her.The obvious twist is she'll be working with Shroud and probably dating Toxic given he's toxic and that's why she's got all the issues and falls head over heels over the man she was sent to spy on. She's also probably just gonna hang around till the 2nd act low-point where she steals the power source mcguffin for the Mech from Royd after they finally manage to replicate it given she's been sneaking around the Science Lab as well. Then the whole romance will become can you accept the betrayal and actually fix her cause she's really into you despite what she just did or will you tell her to get lost and that'll decide if she's a good guy or a bad guy for the finale like Batman season 2.Blazer's probably the more straight forward romance in comparison
Confirmed sub
>>724512720Cringe
>>724512765Blazer is a slut. Episode 1 revealed who she is, and she was in a relationship at the time.
I am really satisfied with this week's batch of episodes. The gameplay felt meaty, the choices ended up being more substantial than I'd expect, the synergy between the Dispatching and the story is going real well and, at least until now, when I'm about to finish Episode 4, I haven't seen any QTEshit yet, which was easily the worst part of last week. I am really not looking forward to Rob getting his mech suit back so that I have to do more of that shit.Also, they're ramping up not just the dispatching but the hacking as well. This is very fun.
>>724512765It's still mind boggling that they went out of their way in the current year to establish BB never fucked PM
>>724510726Yeah...2 episodes and not that much of brunette blazers. It's not looking great and I waited a week just for this?!
>>724512659Oof what trvke, see>724512715
>>724511263>>724511629RetardsThe romance twist is that she is all-talk too maintain a bad bitch image (like she has been trying to do all this time) and actually an inexperience virgin
>>724512536>Rise sex noises
>>724511557Like Dispatch or Batman Enemy Within: very little.People want to play as superheroes, not watch some VN with cringeworthy romance crap.
After reading some stuff from here and old threads>BBStarts liking robert cause probs he makes her feel something she couldn't with PM>InvisigalRobert is the dude she can feel she can be herself with, even with some thoughts and straight to the point>MalevolaShe has sex with me(Is it me or could her design could have used either another color on the tank-top?)>>724510841Coupe felt like the starter big stats character, but do might feel everyone else might get stronger later episodes
>>724509794>nose ringit's going to stay a dream, slag
>>724512715shes an LA girl, anons should temper their expectations
>>724512775Wait, is it actually a trick? Does Phenomeman actually botch every mission if you pick him?
>>724512873Its not his fault he has weird alien genitals.
>>724510228>They included a shot of her feet while she cumsBased. Bet she squirms real cute when they get licked.
>>724512873They did? Where?
>>724512573>Tell me, where are your friends? Human beings have friends, P-boy.
>>724511557>Ad Hoc makes a new IP that has its own take on capeshit>OK, BUT WHERE IS RECOGNIZABLE IP?I hate you niggers
>>724509794>ugly mannish cunt with nosering>terrible low effort art styleAh look. western slop.
>>724512813We've known the twist for a week ever since the leaks: she's the one that planted the bomb on your suit, worked for Shroud only because he was financing her medical expenses with her lungs. She was told that'd be her last mission, and walked off right after blowing you up. Shroud stopped paying for her issues, so she joined the Phoenix Program while Robert was in a coma.
>critical roleNotts game when!?
>>724509794Weird, I dreamt I was a waiter in a restaurant that got overrun with zombies
>>724512853>the girl who hasn't had sex with anyone, is looking for true love, and likes romantic dinners is a slutAt least read the comic. Her breaking up with Phenomaman had nothing to do with Rob.
>>724512873It ties into why she broke it off with Pman. BB, outside of work, seemingly just wants to be Mandy, but she cannot do that with Pman because the expectation is that when she is with Pman she is BB. BB also just wants to be in a normal relationship, but the fact that they couldn't even have sex means they couldn't even have the very basic intimacy between couples.
>>724513008>it's own take on capeshitYeah, and it's all derivative trash with not a single original idea.
>>724512958He'll definitely get better but the idea for Waterboy and Phenomeman is for you to level them up (cure depression) slowly as the game progresses and not have someone crazy good when you get them.
>>724512715she's a westoid media creation, of course she wouldn't be
>>724512972The phasing in and out as she cums is the mark of enlightened mind. Good job director man or whomever.
>>724513019Well least it's not entirely what I guessed but the Shroud stuff was obvious none the less
>>724512859This, I wanted more dispatching after the first two episodes and I'm glad I got it, even if one of the matches is somewhat scripted for you to have a bad time because you're one member down
>>724512731>Michele, Norah, Carlie,yikes. If you're gonna go with nu Marvel Heroines, then at least choose the hot ones like Silk
>>724512873These Adhoc writers, several of them are ethnic women, and they seem to be writing for me, a white man. I don't know what to make of this. Is it a trap?
BROWN DEGENERATE TOMBOY BEST GIRL, BLOND BLAZER A SHIT
>>724513086Still way preferable to [Characters I Recognize]
Why was sonar after coops boobs when he already has a hot demon girlfriend?
>>724512989If you let him on the team, Robert's pep talk involves him saying making love with her was his fondest memory. When Robert says he doesn't want to hear about their sex life, he says their genitals weren't compatible and they never had sex; it turns out that he calls hugging making love.
>>724510268Thank god, if I had that ugly Tumblrina in front of me I would just rip out her nose ring and leave her there to bleed
>>724512873It reminds me of SWTOR, where they also go out of their way to establish that (almost) each girl is a virgin.
>>724512859>synergy>Last episode is titled SynergyThis means something, but I don’t know what yet
>>724513049Her TV show is coming soon anon. Don't get greedy
>>724513147>pheromones
>>724513139Yeah, it's exactly what I hoped for last week and I remember posting as much on these threads. I wanted the same amount of story, but double the Dispatching. I'm now optimistically assuming that they will keep this tempo up until the last episode when we're forced to do QTE boringshit.
>people chose the pierced turboslut over the pure maiden looking for her true love/v/ has fucking fallen. I'm ashamed of you people.
>>724513228Jungle fever
Reminder the nose ring is just a clip on.
>>724513113
>>724513228Karlach is a lesbian and they already friendzoned each other a long time ago.
>>724513213How is it better if its the same shit down to the terrible ironic writing?There's nothing interesting about the not-Fantastic 4.
>>724513281Casca expy tomboy > literal cheating whore
>>724513228There is no man alive who only wants one pair of boobs
I'm off to youtube, to watch let's players go through Invisigal's wet dream
Yes goyim consume the product
>>724513281She should have asserted herself, like the brown tomboy did. I mean, why was there no opening scene with Blonde Blazer having wet dreams about Robert? Can you answer that?
>>724511873what a faggot
>>724510128Dr. Don't do Shit (in my games)Honestly I need to field him more but I keep forgetting he can do all the jobs Invisigal can do.
>>724513281Even the art depicts the women with mannish faces lmao
>>724513228*roomatethey arent fucking + he is a retardand now everyone will associate crytical with a coke-snorting perv simp
>>724513228We all want what we can't have. Also: chocolate nipples
>>724513383I was shocked that Jacksepticeye didn’t even censor it.
>>724513393>I mean, why was there no opening scene with Blonde Blazer having wet dreams about Robert? Can you answer that?KEK
QUICK THE BRAIN TEASER ANSWERSI though I could use Golem to max his INT to 10 and just have him do it
>>724512129Lesbian Sex is boring. Once you get over the appeal of two girls you realize it's just foreplay.
>>724513395Can't hear you over my MASSIVE SUCCESS.
>>724513281>here's your pure maiden bro
>>724513429He could honestly do a lot worse.
>>724513429>and now everyone will associate crytical with a coke-snorting perv simpThat’s what Critikal already is tho, but replace coke with ketamine
>superhero story>it's all boring romance crapWhy are American millennials allowed to write anything?
>>724510128Hotman
>>724513462Walking Alive, Prime, don't remember the first one. 2/3 is enough.
>>724512573I don't trust losers. You help them stop being losers and they somehow always manage to turn into the type of people to stab you in the back the moment there is a chance to step into the Limelight.
>>724510228Oral fixation girl.
>>724513462>the brain teaserYeah I just said fuck it and got him arrested immediately instead. I have no time for bullshit like that.
>>724513479they never had sex
>>724512260Detective Harry du Bois?
>>724512536didn't laura bailey complain about people getting horny over her? why the fuck does she CONTINUE to keep on taking roles where she gets railed then? at least this one is sexy compared to abby though
>>724510128AIDS?!
>>724513164>company that cant afford to fuck around on other people's dime>have enough old guard around to know what sellsmost of the time when companies make ugly slop characters with "muh subverted expectation" garbage stories, it's because 1 or 2 of those does not hold true
>>724511557>>724512930The real answer is that we need a Spider-Man game that's 50/50 like Persona, half the time you're swinging around NYC, the other half you're dating and doing SOL stuff, and the two can conflict with one another Maybe 70/30
>>724513536Actually I guess if you do have 10 INT, you can bluff your way?
Post another passive aggressive shitpost.This one will make you fit in for sure!
>>724513535This is what happens when one girl has more on screen chemistry and screen time with the MC
>>724513228He literally does cocaine anon. Don't expect rationality
>>724510268JANNY
>>724513535Nice.
>>724513585Your misake is listening to what women say
>>724513605>what we need is a Spiderman game that's 50% a movieAre you a woman?.
>>724511976I happen to know for a fact there wasn't
>>724513384it's made and shilled by those 'influencers' anyway , no hope
I bet Phenomaman will not realize that Mandy is Blonde Blazar and will be okay with you two dating.
>>724512701>Toxic so shit in bed he can't even please a girl despite having a foot-long trouser snake dangling between his legslmao. Doubt they dated. Seems entirely likely Invisigal's working for Shroud though.
>>724513641>he says while playing the kind of turbo casual slop that appeals to women, exclusively going on about romance and shipping/v/ is embarrassing
>>724511976Does rape count?
>>724509794>Me too
>>724513725that was 4 inches max
>>724513556I do feel some shit might happen and BB will either ask him to help, making him believe she is asking him to be back together just to be shot down causing to finally lose his shitEither that or he'll calm himself down since Robert decided to help him
>>724510885BB>Both rely on outside object for powers>Can be "normal" together>Specifically can not be "hero mode" all the time.IG>Daddy issues>Self esteem problems>MM is top tier hero
>>724513605What, so you fags turn Spiderman discussion into the same Tumblrina faggotry as Dispatch threads, talking only about romance shit?
>>724513671Peter Parker's private life is half the appeal of the Spider-Man IP and a big reason why it got so big
>>724513627shit was too ugly I didn't even click it lol, on it lmao
>>724513605Peter Parker working as a photographer, setting up his camera in places before changing to Spider-Man so he can sell the best photos to J. Jonah Jameson.Why the fuck has that never been part of a game?
What was her name, /v/?
That line of Phenomaman not fucking BB is purely because Robert's human cock wouldn't compete if he had.
You have to be pretty fucking stupid to not know Robert is mechaman.
>>724513823Spider-Man discussion has been in shambles since OMD and Miles double teamed the series into oblivion, and Marvel only added to the fire with Paul and endless multiverse slop
>>724509794STOPPOSTINGABOUTCAPESHITIM TIRED OF SEEING IT
>>724513827If you are a woman, maybe, Peter is boring as fuck, dude is just a class clown.The best comics are where he's beaten down and needs to take things seriously or where he's older
>>724513730kek, average millennial
>>724510263>>724511051There's an interview with AdHoc where they say they already written the entire Season 2 for Wolf and only started working on Dispatch since they had fuck all to do but Wolf "needed more time" according to Neo-Telltale and they couldn't just sit on their ass waiting for the paycheck.Wolf's beyond development hell, I wouldn't be suprised it it's been silently cancelled
>>724509794>Goyim ring
>>724509794>What is the proper response to this statement?https://youtu.be/ZXsQAXx_ao0?si=W3RBNfVKhBIjepGA
>>724513281I don't even like tomboys all that much but the donut thing was really adorable and sold me on Invisigal.I love blonde white women but heavy drinkers are really unattractive.
>They even give Pman a Harry Dubois portrait when he joins the teamDETECTIVE
>>724513881
>>724513915I think the only one that would really care is flambe and he's kinda fucking stupid
>>724513940Indian detected
>>724513607
>>724514005ARRIVING
>>724513479It's actually good to see that even while boozed up and having already mentally moved past Phenomaman, she still showed loyalty and respect by pushing Rob away and keeping things professional until the breakup was official.Her inviting you to a romantic dinner date and revealing her secret identity before letting things get serious was cute and endearing. She's not some horny street rat, she's looking for a husband.
>>724513827>Peter Parker's private life is half the appeal of the Spider-Man IP and a big reason why it got so big.Yeah cause you Spiderman fans see Peter as nothing but a self insert. Now get your bitch asses off my board and go back to /co/
>another superhero story ruined with romantic shitThis is getting annoying
>>724513983I am a goyim though.
>>724513998Mutt has a fucking cowring and smokes. That is way more unattractive
>>724509794"Not with someone with a disgusting nose-ring, I wouldn't"
>>724512215I'm still waiting for the asspull.If it happens, I'm dumping western games forever.
>>724514025The only capeshit indians like is Superman and Batman.
>>724513585>Catherine>Rise>LustWhen did she say this, because I know she has to be trolling.
>>724514045What do you get? Just XP?
>>724514048ON THE SCENE
>>724514075No women in western video games are attractive, they're all busted roasties
>>724514127Exactly, ones where there's no SOL or romance focus, unlike Spider-Man where it's been a core part of the story since forever
>>724514075There's a leaked cinematic where she doesn't have it so Robert could actually fix her for good.
>>724512536Fuck
>>724514062BUT YOU MUST HAVE THE AMBIGUOUS GRAY MORALITY HEROES BUMPING COCKS AND GETTING EMO HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO FEEEEEEEEELLL?!?!?!?! OH NO THEY GOT KEKED TIME TO TURN ON MCR AND SLIT MY FUCKING WRISTS BECAUSE [He will remember that] HURRR DURRR DURRR DURRR
The great replacement is real. White men playing are a minority
>>724514134I believe so, the other choice is easier but the reward's also minor
>>724513820>Invisigal>daddy issues>self esteem problems>knows you're Mecha-man, the most respected and beloved hero in the setting>wants someone to praise her and recognize how hard she is trying to stop being a villain>getting praised by THE superhero of all time is orgasmatic to her>also Robert is sexy and banters with her well
>>724514075>mutt>when Dyed Bitch has brown nipples
>>724513975Wait, so Adhoc was developing Wolf 2? I'm retarded so maybe I read that wrong.What the fuck is going on. What is the "Telltale" company even doing then if they got Deck Nine to make the Expanse game for them (which was apparently going to be Telltale's big comeback lol?) and they got Adhoc to make Wolf 2 but then they decided.... what?
>>724512668I like the minigame now when I'm playing it for the first time but it's completely self-contained so far, doing well or poorly doesn't seem to affect anything in the actual story. I hope we get both a Dispatch gamemode for and also Skip Dispatch mode for replays
>>724514231This game is being played mostly by teen girls, trannies and /v/, a mostly brown board.Actual men recoil when their superhero media is used as a Trojan horse for faggy romcoms.
>>724512536I thought she was wearing lingerie but it's actually rim light and she is fully naked. Damn..
>>724514314Adhoc wrote Wolf 2, TT is making it
Is this deluxe edition worth it or not
>>724514301invisimutt cope. In her sex scene she will have baby pink nipples
>>724509794Jack Septiceye isn't even voice "acting" in this.
>Send Prism to power training>One of the upgrades is her clones now copy the full value of the other hero’s stats instead of half valueFucking op
>>724513620desu i think blonde blazer is kinda just unlikeable. she seems weirdly unempathetic and calculating, like wanting to cut someone from your team just to "shake things up", when that will almost certainly destroy the life of whoever she decides should be cut, basically on a whim. and it was pretty cold of her to dump phenomaman and leave him to deal with it, when he's clearly not emotionally mature enough to handle it on his own. like i get that they don't date anymore but she looks at his extreme cries for help and is like "welp what can you do" like she doesnt give a fuck about him at all. she kinda gives psychotic HR lady vibes to me
>Pman keeps saying he's not a personC'mon bro don't fucking do that
>>724512668/v/ is the biggest gathering of casuals on the internet, ANY amount of gameplay filters these retards
>>724514353Oh okay.
>>724514337They also don't play video games it seems.
>>724514365None of the youtubers are. He's not even close to as bad as critical and that demon bitch
>>724514392>Blazer also says he's not a person
>>724514381at the end of the day she's still the boss of the company and she cant be too nice.
>>724514337>Actual men>superhero media
>>724514337sad truth
>>724514421Pretty sure CS2, BF6, Arma 3 and GTA Online have plenty of players
>>724512972>>724513113Did they specifically design this scene for me?
>>724514360Eh. The artbook and comics are cool I guess but I wouldn't say they're must-have or anything.
>>724514381she is the HR lady. why do you think we call her Blonde Bitch?
>>724511976Had a girl desperate to get my number but I made a bunch of excuses until she dropped it.Another stalked me and used to randomly hug me from behind, show me condoms, and tried to give me a handjob on a bus.A third girl asked me out on a date but I ghosted her over the summer and she hated me since. Just as well, since if I had actually been serious I would have experienced the dad ntr route since he apparently got arrested for diddling her a year later.Oh and one more girl that had a huge crush on me but we never did anything and eventually she got over it. She openly talked about her crush on me and when it started.One girl, was more everyone around us wanted us to get together but we mutually friend zoned the other.And then there was one or two cashiers that were way too familiar acting towards me.
>>724514381>like wanting to cut someone from your team just to "shake things up",Remind yourself that they are at the bottom of the leaderboard, former villains and had gone through several dispatchers already. Cutting one was entirely valid and puts more authority into rob
>>724514337Acting like capeshit is some sacrosanct artform. Romcom elevates this dogshit genre
>>724514337>he says while doing an eerily good impression of a passive aggresive woman
>all these buildup of cutesy, erotic, sweet love building with invisigal>preparing for the fallout when Robert finds out Invisigal bombed his mecha suitPure drama kino. Can't wait for the make up sex.
>>724514558>former villainsThat's why cutting them sounds incredibly retarded. What do they think is gonna be their reaction?
>>724512220>harem/romance bait>a fictional setting where you can do anything you want>every girl is used goodsWesterners are deranged
>>724514381The devs really studied and faithfully recreated the white woman well
>your most sent hero was: Sonar>cut himI feel like shit.
>>724512197>Your two straight shooters?>Yea fire one>No I wouldn't have let you fire invisigirl anyway>No you can't fire the guys you never usengl, it really immersed me in the corporate experience.
>>724514463wow that's cold. what a bitch>>724514558>and puts more authority into robit's more than obvious that 1- it wasnt his idea, 2- they dont give a shit anyways
So apparently she doesn't actually like you, it is just an ego thing for her. Not surprised, honestly.
>>724514381She's not cutting Tom and Harry at the post office. These are criminals offered a chance at redemption. Those at the bottom clearly have little desire to change.
What was Punch Up's special technique to defeat fitty men
>>724514603>invisigal when you deny her the makeup sex
>>724514582No, but romcoms are the bottom of the barrel of storytelling, one that only the most annoying of women can tolerate.>>724514601That was too passive for you? Alright, Dispatch is the kind of crap only a woman or a shitskin could tolerate.
>>724514626I assume they go back on probation or prison?
>>724514517She's nothing like an HR lady at all. She chill about basically everything except people stealing her food which is 100% justified. Compare that to Invisibitch who gets angry and violent over petty shit. Classic BDP.
>>724512202Trapping anti virus is easy.So I assume you mean the optional hack where you have a ???????????? with no codes to find.I think an anon said the hint was in the map?
>>724509794ON EPISODE 3 ALREADYTHIS LADY IS A NYMPHO
>>724514626If she kept such underperforming former villains they would be abusing the charity they were offered. They can either get with the program or go back to prison.We also don't know what the off boarding process is really. They could be offered therapy on the way out
>>724514683>>724514603Look at these posts, this is tge kind of discussion womanslop generayes
>>724514683That's what you got out of it? You ever get tested for autism
>>724514752sorry lady, you already showed your hand. at least you're not a tranny, so I suppose you've got that going for you.
>>724514715He's dick height anon. Figure it out from there
>>724514683BBbros are coping extra hard after today's episodes.
>>724514683Is that seriously what you get out of that line of dialogue? It reads more like she's been seriously hurt or worse, don't know if she's gonna make it or not, and is comforted by the man she loves.
>>724510338>hurt prismHOLEEE SEXO
>>724514752good post
>>724514752Normgroid westerner opinion. This is a VN.
>>724514130here ya gohttps://www.gamespot.com/articles/laura-bailey-talks-sexualized-female-characters-and-making-progress/1100-6486730/feels like one of those 'still on the last of us paycheck so i've got to pretend it's good and progressive' type of things to me, but she said it
>>724512220Anon, return to tradition isn't a meme.If you just make a basic story with heroic characters with appealing personalities you'll meet success because people are starved for this kind of content.
>>724514846Yes, i'm a woman because I don't like romcoms.I assume you are an Amerimutt, your nation of 56%ers are the only ones who argue like>if you are X you are actually Y
>tradition
>>724509794Coming to realize Blazer only had Phenomaman fly her to the sushi place because she knew she would have to fly back by herself, so she saved power
>>724509794NO WAY FAG
>>724514680Doesn't matter if it wasn't his idea. It shows that this is the last dispatcher they might get so they better work with him or get booted.And if they don't give a shit the outcome is still they get booted.
>>724514367Cracked, holy shit
>>724514683Anon that's the most generic fucking romance "I love you and want you to love me like I think you love this other girl" shit in the world come on>>724514879Yeah it's obviously the line she gives if you turn her down or something.
IF I CAN'T FUCK SONAR I AM UNINSTALLING
>>724512715There are no virgins in this game.
>>724514893And VNs are the romcoms of videogames, you need to be below an already low level of test to slurp this up without puking
>Anons are hoping for a season 2Retards. That just means none of the choices matter.Did you learn nothing from Walking Dead Season 2 and 3?
>>724515039He should've been female
>>724514367I think adding a couple seconds is better to timed out requests is better. 3 hero missions are usually easy enough even with the half power clone
>>724515058It's pretty fucking blatant what choices you're "supposed" to make anyway
>>724514471>>724514558she can't be too nice but she isn't even good at her job. cutting a team member just as everyone is starting to work together and respect rob and one another is her just going full retard mode. it's very clearly even shown that it fosters a culture of sabotage and competition, and not cooperation and growth.if she still wanted to cut someone then she could've set a non-competitive goal like "ok reach 100 points at the end of the month or you're out", which is not great either, but at least the z-team would focus on minmaxing their own score instead of griefing each other>>724514694the score doesn't really measure their willingness to change. invisigal clearly wants to change, but she just doesn't believe she can do a good job because of her defeatism and admittedly kinda shitty power, and she needs a pep talk from mc-kun to clutch it out
Rob^3 x Invisicutie is the canon romance
BBros...was it just me or does she look much better with her mask on?
>>724512715Anyone playing a western game and expecting one of the female love interests to be a virgin is retarded
Dont tell me you guys kicked out the Moist MasterI like pussy but not this time
>>724514818Except after the big speech at lunch, they were already performing well as a team and then you had them even bonding over Invisigal catching the dude despite Sonar and Coupe both should have been panicking over her getting off the bottom. You could easily have had BB go "Okay, you've shown that you aren't complete fuck ups, so we're going to not cut one of you this time but remember that it is an option if you backslide", and it's annoying that I don't even get to make that argument as Robert beyond asking BB if it's smart to cut one in the morning. Fuck, she even just asked me if I meant what I said, and I said everyone deserves a chance and then it cuts to straight removing someone's chance.
>>724515142so cucked when you have fiction and choice
>>724509794she would've been so much hotter if not for the retarded cow ring nose
>>724514939You're a woman because you rely on passive aggressive smugness and are rapidly losing composure when you realise how badly that tack failed.Next time don't try to feign superiority while clearly showing disgust for the peasants you have to abide the company of.
>>724509794Did some horny 12 years old write story for that "game"?Like what kind of poor writing is this?
>>724515058As much as I enjoy this, I would like if they made non-capeshit next that kept this style of story + management marriage.Or, at the very least, if they seriously must make a Dispatch 2, make it an anthology with all new characters and a new MC. Straight sequels are boring in these kinds of games just like they are boring on the TV shows they're inspired by. Anthologies are best.
>>724515171Anybody who cuts Sonar out of the team needs to kill themselves
>>724513049Surprised they haven't made a BG3 clone set in the Vox Machina universe.Feel like that's the obvious cash cow game if you can attach a few Larian Devs and Critical Role to yourself.
>>724515058Literally make the new set of characters. The setting infinitely flexible. It's call center operated by fuck ups on probation. They don't need Aaron Paul chained to them for eternity.
>>724511190>>724512805kek'd and based'd
>>724515058What people want is more, even if its an entirely new cast in a new city.
>>724515221Yeah, this game is extremely immature in terms of writing. Not just the romance but it's full of sub-Marvel tier quips.Genuinely fun albeit. If you're a fan of choice simulators, this belongs on the pantheon. It's not like we've ever been too focused on good writing. Our patron saint is David Cage.
I'm going to make Invisigal rebrand herself as Invisiwife, then Invisimom
>>724515171>>724515232Why would you not cut the e-celeb that will likely just not have many lines in future episodes because of schedule conflicts with being a gay streamer? Keeping Sonar is just a waste of a slot.
So you're telling me the #1 desire of Invisigalfags is to save her by making her more like Blazer.Why not just go with Blazer then?
>>724515203If I was a woman my IQ would be low enough to eat up this cancerous combo of capeshit, romcom crap and millennial writing, it's exactly the kind of shit woman eat up, and probably why it has no gameplay.
>>724515058I think they should do more with the settings, but they don't need to keep the cast. Just go to New York or something.
>>724515341So many other people have mobility, Sonar has the Int plus can morph to do well in other parts too
>>724514671Same but with coupe...she's also the one with the highest stat except for intelligence which is the reason why I choose to keep sonar on the team
>Cutting SonarA majority of these missions require charm and intellect, which Sonar has highest starting of. After cutting Coupe, I just put some mobility points into Flambae and things are working out perfectly
>>724515223>>724515258>>724515285Nevermind. I agree, then.>>724515341Anon, we're already halfway through the story and they recorded 13 hours or whatever for everyone but Aaron Paul and the two women who got more. There will be no difference in content. E-celebs don't have a busy schedule lol
>>724513113I never really cared about invisibility sex shenanigans even though I lust for invisible woman (I know, shocker), but this is hot.
>>724515370yep, there's the female rage when things don't go her way, still filled with all the buzzwords to desperately try fitting in.hear her roar!
>>724514050How will invisislut simps cope when they find out she tried to murder Robert?
Niggas Coop starts with 3 int. and sonar 50% of the time is a combat unitdumb retards
>>724515464Prism for CHA, Coop for INT
>>724514836>>724514879>That's what you got out of it?No, but it's 0:38 here, wanted to farm a bit of (You)s before going to sleep for a last laugh.>You ever get tested for autismI did, my therapist committed suicide the next day.
>>724515536>>724511971
>>724515464I would have cut Coop if not for the fact that just before the decision I had given Coop a skill that lets her reroll when she fails calls. I even had Sonar upgraded to 5 Intellect, 5 Charisma and 3 Mobility, but that skill is just nuts.Besides, since charisma and intellect were clearly the lacking skills on the roster, I had already leveled up a few others on them.I'll miss that dumb bat, but Coop is just better for me.
>>724514916I think she's more than okay and willing to voice "sexy characters" as long as that's not all they are. She likes that Invisigal is a vulnerable girl with a lot of walls but deep down she cares a lot and being a tough chick is just a facade.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tCfik9R8ssI definitely think a lot of people are happy that the pendulum has swung back now and they can stop being progressive and constantly walking on glass in every interview.
>>724515536We gucci, keep simping for your yakubian whore
>>724515182Virginal women are just not relatable to westerners. Every woman has already been run through by the time they're old enough to be married.
>>724514558The leaderboard is a dumb metric to measure them on.Flambae outright cheats the system to pad out his points. On the other end of the scale you have two characters who actively do try, they’re just different levels of autistic. Even if you cut them, they can’t even understand why they’re being fired because Robert just goes “ah too bad, but Invisibitch caught one guy this afternoon we decided was arbitrarily worth 20 points.”
>>724515174I'll concede this point. I don't think she was wrong to cut one but there could have been more flexibility. Reward the behaviors you want to see and all but I have lead teams before and I know when you've got a bunch of tards you need to wrangle you can't pussyfoot around hoping shit gets better.I would have waited to see if they got their numbers up in general rather than just acing the bottom one but I would've still kept the threat of it.
>>724514772The comic from episode 1 shows Batman and Karlach just living in their apartment and getting wasted and Coupe already states she evaded several law enforcement agencies (and also states she's been accepting contracts from them). Doesn't look like she'll ever end up in prison and Bat doesn't seem to have any ongoing sentence before joining the program
>>724515536By getting aroused and then 'redeeming' her.
I wish I could have cut Flambae instead of Coop or Sonar. He's by far the worst unit on top of being the biggest douche.
I was frequently at the bottom of the grades in Highschool with the exception of a couple of handful of times. Seeing Invisigal happy at the fact that she was finally not at last place but just an inch near it felt disgustingly relatable to me
>>724515618ew
>>724514683Come the fuck on. What man wouldn't want his crush to look at him the same way she looks at her chad boyfriend/fuckboy? Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying it's not an ego thing for her but her statement can be applied to both cases: genuine attraction and ego trips.
>>724515559>No, but it's 0:38 here, wanted to farm a bit of (You)s before going to sleep for a last laugh.You're gonna be late for work. I expect those shelves to be stocked properly tomorrow.
>>724515497Nice projection, Amerimutt, sorry that the rest of the world hasn't been sissified like you.
>>724515536With anal.
>>724513281Speak for yourself, I've always had a thing for trashy girls
>>724510340>didn't even choose the sarcastic "all the time".Do you even know how to play as a late 20s asshole?
>>724510438Why does he needed to be voiced by a youtuber? Just ruins it for me
>>724515648His gimmick is fun even if it's not very good, at least.If I could cut anyone, I'd probably cut Golem. He's very competent but very boring mechanically, and it's not like he's broken or anything so you're not missing on much of a power level jump.
OHNONONONONONO INVISISLUT IS PEDOCODED!
>>724515648Maybe in episode 2, in 3 and 4 he carries
>>724515464The problem is hes inconsistent. There are plenty on the team with vigor but the only other intellectual heavy one was coop. It can still work fine but I've already had a situation that need high Intel but bat boy was chimping out
>>724510228>When the thumb slips into her mouth and she starts suckingMy fucking dick
>>724515684What's that "ew" for? If it's for Laura then you can fuck off because Laura is very hot.
>>724515536>kissing the same lips that cleaned Toxic's cock>>724515539I dont know why they bother with him when he is only smart half the timeplus iirc he gets way more lines than the sportscar if you tell him to go kick rocks
>>724510885its the chewed up ear
>>724515770>codedFuck off Twitter
>>724510340>She jerks offSo she is canonically trans, huh?
>>724509794>"Nice, how was I?"
>>724514453>>724514365Ironically, he is, or is at least trying. He’s trying to do a Dublin accent because he felt it was more fitting. Then AdHoc listed the character from Jack’s own hometown defeating the point of him trying to do a different accent.
E celeb clout barely won over chocolate puss
>>724515770From a 9 to a 10...
>>724515770>>724515770>>724515770this, she should look more used up like her va here>>724515618but then you get their vas angry at being ugly in game...
>>724515648It sucks his boosts give him better stats in shit he was already good at.
>>724515770>I haven't played the game myself
Can you fuck Prism yet?
>big dinner with blonde whore>NO ONE FUCKING CARESLMAO INVISIGAWDS WONNERED SO BADLY
>septum piercingnot even in videogames
>>724515770>i havent played the game yetAlways these types of people
I want to smash my fucking monitor every time I see that fucking ball bounce into the fail zone
>>724515770>coded>reddit postDispatch is definitely the official millennial "game"
>>724515770Some women actually beat the wall and manage to look young even in their 30s. It's rare but it happens.
>>724515648He works very well with Prism and can come in handy for his bonuses.
>>724515539>sonar 50% of the time is a combat unitYou're acting like this is a downside. There isn't a conga line of "investigate/compile" calls out there for him to be constantly on demand it's very silly to prioritize just one stat. Send him on a tandem for 2 slot missions to fuck rocks or something. He has an upgrade that if he is with someone, he carries them twice as fast to and back from that mission.
>>724515770Yes I love searching for shit to be mad at and posting it everywhere
>>724515853That's really close
>>724515662cute :)
>>724515784Then I would just put int into someone who already has 3 int
>>724515853>implying
>>724515907lol lmao, you never beat the wall becky
>>724515898Surely it can't be that hard, those morons fucked up on purpose to infuriate you.
>>724515705>feel the need to go into places with things that you don't like that are not meant for you to tell everyone your shit opinion for the sake of attentionVery womanly of you xir
>>724510885Because Jews want women to be attracted to brown-eyed mongrels
>>724515618honestly i just wish the pendulum would stop swinging at this point, i respect her opinion here but man if it doesn't feel a little colored from her acting like abby 'mantits flapping as she gets slammed almost as soon as her section starts' was progressive
>>724515628>Very good indeed. 20 points for Sonar. Well done, Sonar, well done.>HOWEVER>After fucking up catching a single bad guy two times in a row while refusing to take orders, assaulting your superiors and being a bitch that doesn't want to do any task, you were at the right place at the right time to correct your previous mistakes and you followed orders for once. 100 POINTS TO INVISIGAL!!!
>>724515770If invisislut is actually a teenager pretending to be older I will change teams
>>724515874It just means if you know about them early, you could just invest into other stats and then let his boost bump Combat+Mobility to 10 then still have all your invested points elsewhere
>>724515910>this ninja is not boosting invisigirl movementhuuuh bwo?!
Is there a Blonde Blazer romance route?Will she get nude too?
>>724515989>implying men aren't thirsting for MILFs and even GILFs all over the internet including this very siteKeep coping, there will always be men who find women attractive at every age
Anyone know how to update the game when pirated? I just picked it up on TPB, so not sure how to go about updating it without just re-downloading the game once updated by someone else.
>>724514603I'm just waiting for their inevitable sex scene INSIDE the mecha suit.
>>724515629She was wrong to go over Robert's head and tell them at the start of the day when his entire job is to manage the team which prompted the first half of the day being a shitshow, and then she doubled down being wrong by sticking to her decision when Robert's leadership style showed results and he managed to wrangle the tards. If they'd continued to be retards, I 100% agree with cutting someone, if not multiple, to make it clear that there are consequences for fucking around, but conversely, you don't yank out a component of a team that's showing major growth, and you had BB even witnessing and commenting on it so it's not like she's unaware, and even worse when she's saying she might not have let you cut Invisigirl so it's not as though she's unsympathetic to the Z-team either. It smacks of cheap drama, which is sad because there's plenty of good and actual drama to get out of the characters and stories that you don't need to do something so dramatically out of character.
>>724516049I was too busy taking them out on tasks.
>>724516005How come if I look through history, the majority of important men did not have C20 and up eyes?
>>724516001>p-please let me play with my barbie dolls, n-no bullyPathetic, definitely an Amerimutt, no one else has a test low enough to tolerate this millennial slop.
>>7245160631. Yes.2. Only a areola slip so far. Not even a nipple.
>>724515464The important thing is that he does his jobs quickly and returns quickly and can carry your dudes when he finishes.Plus after acing a cha/int mission he can follow up with a fight/defense one.
>>724516070>there will always be emasculated simps
>>724516063Blonde Blazer is the ntr route
>>724516063yea, you can have a cute dinner date with her in the latest episode>Will she get nude too?maybe? Probably considering how they gave Invisigal some spicy scenes
>>724515770This game is great. It should be the stereotypical tumblr slop and it seems to clearly give off that vibe that attracts these types of people, only to end up being one of the straighest non-wokeslop story games to come out in a while.
>>724515841A dub accent is alot more fitting, I thought he was from the midlands so guess he did a much better job than the rest
>>724516151>cute dinner dateImagine what kind of subhuman types this shit
>>724516081https://akirabox.to/LK0G1xqvaz91/file
>>724516127(You)Happy that I gave you the attention that you want so bad, slut?
>>724516109C20 and up eyes are the people who invented every piece of technology you use
>non-wokelmao, the Overton window kikes in action
>>724514717Now post yfw you don't even get to choose to accept the makeup sex
How long is each episode? Debating starting now or waiting
>>724516242
>>72451626045-60 minutes.
>>724516257
There's a malding indian in this thread
>>724514717She has to grow up somehow.
>BB is the only one who gets a kiss in episode 4This must mean Visi is getting a 10 minute uncut creampie scene when her romance scene arrives
>>724516260Like 40-50 minutes.Don't look at it as 8 episodes. It's 4.
>>724516081Just replace the file, it won't affect your save files if that what you're worrying about
>>724516161What kind of cope is this, not only its a VN, not a game, but the fact that nu/v/ is slurping it up proves its tumblr shit, you faggy turbo casuals always slurp this shut up. like Deltarune, Danganronpa or Life is Strange, it's why everyone in 4chan mocks this board, it shares game taste with 13 year old girls
>>724516229Thanks bro, I seriously appreciate it
>>724516331>Visi is getting a 10 minute uncut creampie scene when her romance scene arrives
>>724516331>This must mean Visi is getting a 10 minute uncut creampie scene when her romance scene arrives>next episode immediately starts with actual plappingCan't wait
>>724516234What a surprise, the Amerimutt who eats up capeshit is one of those ERP untermensch.Thank god Russia is going to wipe you degenerates out.
>>724516382
>>724516202yes i like cute stuff as a 29 year old balding male
>>724516331visi is built for episode-long sex sequences (that the game will later tell you is a bad thing actually no i'm still not over majikoi how could you tell)
>>724516109and other lies you tell yourself.
>>724516017>After fucking up catching a single bad guy two times in a rowThe way BB explains this retarded point system her failing to catch him only increased his point value, same with him escaping the demon due to her interference and granny almost dying probably increased his threat score too. All her fuckups were actually just stored as "future successes" for her when she catches him. I guess someone else could catch him but this is still a major loophole that if the writing was better either wouldn't exist or Sonar was already abusing by hiring some NEETs he would fail to catch several times in a row and tell them to sit at home until he needed points
>>724515874Invest in defense and smarts, probably defense unless you're pairing him with Golem or Punch Up often.Then upgrade his ability so after 2 success he caps mobility and offense, congrats you now have discount omniman #2.Sonar just wants cha and int capped, followed by mobility. Then its just a matter of properly deploying him.Invisigal I think wants mobility/int or mobility/fight and needs to be paired with a defense/cha type. Otherwise you're sending her solo for the missions she auto succeeds.Karlach should just be sent with whichever character is injured since she'll fix them and get buffed for it, and she can cover any weakness being a generalist which makes her a strong pair for Prism.Coupe works best for any multi slot fight, which means she pairs well with Prism and Golem since they have slot dependent bonuses.
>>724516235Bait or Mental retardation?
>>724513257Mass Effect 2 suicide mission PTSD kicking in right now in my mind
>>724516596BB also says she wouldn't let you fire her anyway.
>>724515464Sonar is annoying to deal with since he has variable stats, which if you're replaying the game and can know what you need when is fine, but makes him inconsistent as fuck while you get exactly what you need from Coupe and can just invest in int/charisma on other people to enable them to cover.
Does the dispatch success even matter I don't want to save scam but it is triggering me
>>724516202You're posting on the board that went wild over cripple girl dating simulator and autistic chainsmoking dinosaur dating simulator. Fuck off failed normie you're the outlier here.
>>724514367Prism is my girl. Never once failed a call. She's one of the good ones.
>>724515058Management was what always screwed TWD sequels, they would have been way better if there were planned and the team was not ordered to rewrite shit from sratch just because
>>724515770Was this thread already deleted?
>>724516596i mean flambae is starting fires and then fixing them so its a somewhat stablished strategy seeing how he is at top of the z team
>>724516907It certainly is leading somewhere. Some overall stat check thing is going to take place in the last episodes. Otherwise, why even make it involved in any way if it's not going to affect VN part of it?
>>724512859>salary: under reviewOn one hand, hope they pay my boy well. On the other one, they're already kinda investing millions in repairing his suit so...
>>724517132>they're already kinda investing millions in repairing his suit so...This makes no sense to me. Why would SDN do this? Something isn't right, I don't trust BB, Royd, or SDN.
>>724517132>they're already kinda investing millions in repairing his suit so...This makes no sense to me. Why would SDN do this? Pay millions or more to rebuild his suit in return for him being a call center wagie for the worst team of rejects they have? Something isn't right, I don't trust BB, Royd, or SDN.
>>724511557>corporate capeshitThe amount of rights-holder meddling would be off the charts. Fuck off with that.
>>724517240They get the PR bump of having Mecha-man, one of the most beloved, long running, and successful independent heroes who was forced into retirement coming back by joining their company. You are a PR stunt, but it doesn't mean it's malicious but instead it's BB enabling her inner saviorfag.
>>724515770I mean, the lil niBBa did get cooked so hard he deleted the post.
thinking of playing slender the arrival again on a higher difficulty but dang that mines level still gets me even to this day. actually genuinely scares me....
>>724515770>posted from inside a highschool locker
>>724517540>reddit tells the little bitch to fuck off with they/them's baitshitWell, even a broken clock...
>>724517018he got cooked by a commenter >>724517540 and this caused her(male) such a massive emotional damage that he went bitching to the mods
>>724517629the dude is probably a channer too
>>724515770Even if Invisigal WAS 17, I'd rail the ever-loving shit out of her.
>>724510340>>724509794this dialogue is horrendous. tf
>gave flambae only combat and mobility upgradesGreat now he's gimped
>>724516571>VisiIs built for stopping halfway through sex because she stops crying uncontrollably the moment you actually kiss her, because that's the first time someone ever showed genuine love and care for her. You probably wouldn't finish that night, but you would cuddle her to sleep. She would sob at first even in her dream.
>>724516331Holy cope. Meanwhile White men have already had two kisses
>>724515770It's over for americans.
>>724517540What was his username?
>>724510012Lel
>>724518140That is the point, this is the first time she is genuinely tries to connect, did you miss the part where she just stares at you for like half the day, because she doesn't know how to address things?
>>724518241Oh no no no no no no no...
>>724518341We will never know, he got got by the child molesters, known as reddit mods.
>>724515770getting tali/shep flashbacks from this pairing in many ways
>>724518227KINO
>>724518683don't compare my alienfu to your used up whore nigger
