Why is Dark Souls PVP so gay?
>>724515109because you lost
>get raped in objectively the best part of the game>seethe on 4chanIf you play Dark Souls without PvP you didn't beat the game>inb4 hackers etcI don't care you're a pussy faggot who's shit at the game.
>>724515109this you?
>>724515268>dark souls pvp>best part
>>724515109Yabba dabba doo!
It's basically MMO griefing, aka where shitters that can't win real PVP flock to.
>>724515109it appeals to the biggest faggots to ever exist, such as Fag Faggerson, OroborostheFag, and ChasetheFag
>>724515109>just read through the .txt from that one thread>this pictureLMAOOOO
>>724515328Lol running like a little BITCH
>>724515394Maybe in ds2? Only good thing that game did
>>724515394The reason I bought DeS in the first place was that invasions sounded awesome, and they were.
>>724515109Because of insecurity linking everything to whether or not you're sufficiently hetero in the eyes of strangers?
>>724515471They're all cheaters too
>>724515548I only liked doing low lvl bell tower pvp in DS2outside of that it was too much of a oneshot feastmarket mod being introduced to all games later on also really fucked DS2>play a lowbie character>run into people with end game gear in the giants forest because everyone abuses the merchant mode now
>>724515109soft trolling feature ruined by esport-lite honorablu duel fags
>>724515609Invasions are different to pvp. Being a pvp/arena player in a souls games is embarrassing
>be invader>invade country>get cucked by tom-san, and then evicted by drumf-san
>>724515743All you have todo i invade in place where tryhards arent.
>>724515775>Being a pvp/arena player in a video game is embarrassingftfy, there's never a world where it's cool
>>724515807the host will just pull the ethernet cable and refuse to engage with the video game he purchased
>>724515109YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOO
>>724515890that's a victory
On of the forefront memories of my first DS1 run was how I kept invading and getting invaded by this fucking Mexican guy named “Saint Gonzalez” and our record was pretty even. Ended with an Oolacile invasion that lasted a good while until I found him and knocked him off into the abyss.
This is Giant Dad in real life, he is getting cucked by his vtuber wife and is getting deported to Venezuela. Say your farewell to him.
>>724516120>you have been invaded by red spirit Tom
>>724516120FIRE UP THE DEPORTATION CANON
souls pvp is kinda neat in theory when you expect and accept that everyone is gonna do whatever they want. When you start trying to enforce social rules, you're a massive fag. This goes to both invaders and the invaded.If you invade and complain about the host running from you or summoning someone to help them, you're a faggot.Why wouldn't the host try to avoid the fight or gain as much of an advantage as possible? you're trying to kill him.Similarly, if you complain about an invader preventing healing with lloyds or using some weird build to kill your gank squad, you're also a faggot. Of course hes gonna do whatever it takes to kill you. Hes trying to kill you.
>>724516120Did he date her just to get a green pass?
>>724516204lmao
>>724515328Post the parry
>>724515268Fuck… this anon just told me I didn’t beat the Dork Soles videotoy because I didn’t fight another player in the game. I should probably just kill myself shouldn’t I?
>>724515950Victory for the host, who avoided the grief. The invader doesn't get souls, humanity or covenant progress, so for him it is a loss because he didn't catch what would otherwise have been an easy prey.
>>724517285But half the time the invader's fun comes from taking away the host's progress because invading is no risk and being invaded is all risk.
>>724516120is that actually what he used to look like?
>>724517553yes, the mask changes depending the time of day and drop rates though
>>724515498Link it, I know its a yabba meme I didn’t see it yet
>>724517780https://files.catbox.moe/7ydmu1.txt
I'm just in it to amuse myself
>>724518058>doujin scenario but the brown is cucked by Chad
the next fromsoft game won't have invasions because hosts complain about their sessions with their friends being interruptedpeople want to play co-op with their friends, not camp by the grace because some pvp-cuck showed up
>>724516642>Did he date her just to get a green pass?He never got it. He dealt with her bullshit for nothing.Someone post the screencaps.
>>724518058POWER UP THE KEK CANNON
>>724518298so real life?
this shit deserves its own video
>>724518275why are invaders such pussies lol
>>724518275kino
>>724518593it created some fun times in the past but both sides have become too scumbaggy at this point
>>724518058Damn...
>bro got deported by a fridgeHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>724518058I thought this dude trooned out, he still found a woman to marry after that?
souls pvp is just trolling which is why its fun. That's why theres a bunch of items and spells specifically for trolling a person
>>724519568>invade normally with an honest build>have to deal with 1-3 """scaled down""" co-op phantoms that are nearly invincible with meta weapons camping at the bonfire/grace>if you invade with a twinked build you just twoshot the host which is boring unless you limit yourself but still kinda gay>dadgamers and casuals will also get upset if they lose their 2k souls or whatever and just alt+f4 either the moment you invade or if they're about to loseI could genuinely see invasions being removed, they deleted rewards and covenants from them in ERDS2 and DS3 at least had dedicated areas where niggas from one group invaded or in the case of rats pulled you to their world
>>724515268only faggots pls das pvp
>playing das3 with friends>spawn a dagger that 1 shots anything>invader comes in >tap him once and he dies >laugh at retarded dark souls "pvpers"funnest time i've ever had in the game desu
>>724516120>BPD >drinking problem >known to fuck anything with a pulse>her avatar is literally a demonsome guys can't take a hint
>>724516120I saw that he was getting deported but didnt know he got cucked as well. Brutal
>>724515109What's with all the Indians?
>>724516120Fuck off and stop trying to make this another eceleb thread. No one cares.
>>724515775Being a no life loser who spends dozens of hours designing and building a character just to invade new players and hide behind mobs is far more embarrassing
>>724521359jealous it's not about you?
>>724521363I did a low lvl souls clear so I could spam giant seeds in new game + at like lvl 20 with only a +2 weaponwas funny watching all the twink invaders chain die to mobs.Doing it in farrons was literally like dumping dog and reds into a grinder constant invasion message spam and deaths
>>724520378invading with a real build but trying to kill every phantom before the host is the only real fun way to pvp in elden ring. In the older games I liked invading with shitty or themed builds because the challenge was enjoyable but in ER it is just not fun to slowly chip down 3 high level players with full estus and healing spells that are spamming AoEs on top of each other. If you can't one-combo a phantom when they fuck up and get caught alone for a few seconds you have to do literally like 30k damage win an invasion.also alt-f4 is winning++, if they just died that's fine, standard expected outcome whatever no one really expected them to win after their phantoms all died, quitting out is like not only dying but admitting total and complete helplessness and submission, acknowledging that not only did you win so dominantly that they cannot even imagine any other option, but that they also really fucking care about losing.
>>724521613Kek, I know what im going to do with my low level guy now. Got any good spots for it? Maybe the ladder with the slugs?
>>724515328There's something about DS1's slower paced combat that makes it special. Look at that desperation. Holy shit.Someone post the retarded lagstab off webm in the forest.
>>724515109People who aren't good enough for fighting games, but still act like complete tryhards
>>724518058>>724519134https://youtu.be/0c6tYOoyA7k?si=BsYWgAjnobZC0YHrI feel this song is appropriate for this story of "love".
>>724522336don't have the forest one but
>>724516120Did he actually ever meet her, kiss her, had sex, etc? Or was this an entirely online thing and onlyafro is one of those types?
>>724516625I miss Squid Girl
>>724522890It's good enough, anon. It's beautiful.
>>724522974>TARGET MISSES SQUID GIRL>DEPLOY SQUID GIRL ANIME REMAKE WITH WASHED OUT COLORS, FLAT ANIMATION AND NOTHING THAT MADE THE ORIGINAL CHARMING
>was into nigger cuckingSoulsfags this IS YOUR GRINDSET
>>724523369Proof?
Because it's a lagfest. It's impossible to have a balanced, fun PVP experience with ghost range and people teleporting behind you from forty metres away.
>>724515790lol
>Why is Dark Souls PVP so gay?Well invasions are a lot like Dead By Daylight, and thats a troon game.
>>724515790And we're going to invade Venezuela by the end of the year, bleak
>>724523497latest kf page of his thread.retard FOR SOME REASON decided to do a [sameusername]DARK username for lewd posts. currently being clowned on by them for posting all his fetishes just like that.
>>724521585Obviously
>>724522890classic
>>724518058I'm genuinely afraid of women.
>>724520239Apparently he was "just" crossdressing and not trooning out.
>>724518058I cant tell if it is a fateslop avatar or a vtuber but deserved
>>724518058He thought sharing hentai pictures with some other girl was as bad as his wife going into an hotel room with a stranger to fuck lmao
>>724522890What a roller coaster ride of emotions
>>724519134QRD
>>724520005damn shes ugly
>>724515109because most people treat it like Fight Club where they think i'm going to stop playing the story for 25 minutes and wait my turn, like who the fuck are you ninja.
>>724515109Dark Souls is a gay game and a gay genre.
>>724515639This anon inhales cocks like oxygen.
>>724521359>trying to makeIt was about that from the start. Don't tell me you actually thought OP wanted to talk about Dark Souls PvP?
The Souls PVP community is unbearably autistic
>>724531227A doormat guy marries a BPD whore with a drinking problem who starts ghosting him immediately and making out with strangers while telling him he's suffocating her by being so clingy and jealous (he wanted to spend time with his wife and didn't like that she kept kissing strangers). She also refuses to help him with the immigration issue so now he has to leave the country.
Kekaroo!
>>724520005I thought was afro himself damn shame to cucked by that
>>724522892Nah no sex, no physical affection, nothing but words over the phone and in a chatroom, I truly feel bad for him but also have disdain because he fell for this bullshit
>>724522890literally gave this a standing ovation while shouting, "kino!"
>>724522890KINOINO
>>724516120>>724518058>>724520005Reminder all ecelebs are whores, their quirky chungus personality are all for grifting.
>>724522890I miss this retarded shit
>>724533142That's fucked, but at the same time, if he knew she had BPD, I don't really feel all that bad for him. Those girls are fucking crazy >She also refuses to help him with the immigration issue Give it some time, and she's gonna be begging to help him
>>724533650>give it some timeShe's been doing this for 2 years straight.
>>724515775Just say that you're shit at pvp.
>>724518058Rough read. I'm sure there's fault with both of them, but I don't have any positive feelings for someone who spits on a marriage vow.>>724534078I bet she wants him deported just so she doesn't have to worry about him showing up or something. Probably lives in fear knowing she screwed him over so badly.
Because the game isn't built PvP first, nor is it balanced for PvP.People quickly discover the dominant strategies and keep abusing those with every encounter, completely stealing away the fun from those just casually playing through the game, it's why mods like seamless co-op became a thing.I've noticed that PvP players never want to fight those better than them or of equal skill, they only want to kill the type of players who simply want to experience the PvE side of the games. They want the easy wins, the high kill counts, it's why Tarkov players currently are crying so much that the PvE mode is taking away their "chaff", so to speak, and they keep dying a lot more in the PvP since they're now actually fighting on equal grounds with other sweats and NEETs, and not against some weekend dads who play only few hours a week.
>>724534690>Probably lives in fear knowing she screwed him over so badly.who's going to stick up for a has been + i don't think she cares
>>724534910This phenomenon crops up in every game that has both elements, especially if they're linked together somehow. Another good example is runescape. PvP retards want people to be forced to go into PvP zones, because otherwise they're stuck fighting other PvP sweatlords like themselves and don't get the feeling of stomping out someone who has no idea what they're doing and doesn't want to be there.The main problem with Dark Souls PvP imo is the asymmetric advantage of game investment. Being able to take a +15 longsword back to the burg is stupid, but even without that an invader can farm up 99 humanity from the rats and then invade other players of exactly equal progression but vastly less time investment and just heal-check their way through the normal player's limited estus. The invader just shouldn't be able to heal at all probably was the correct solution.
>>724531543lets see your gf
>>724535563hi hannahmaybe you should get cosmetic surgery from grifting all those men
>>724535953horseface and horseteeth being an insult is so sadhorses are so pretty they don't deserve being compared to whores
Well, the game called Darkek for a reason
>>724521363Not at all, especially not now that you're going to be invading exclusively 1v3s.
>>724520005>woman uses popular male streamer in an attempt to launch their own career>abandons them the second they gain a followingI had no idea this happened to afro, same thing as dyrus and emiruabsolutely brutal to see
>>724515109DS1 PvP is like Smash Bros Melee, it's so broken and buggy it becomes deep. But by that same token, there's no way to organically learn it. You HAVE to look up all the different exploits that everyone uses if you want to be able to compete at all, or you're just going to get roflstomped by some sweaty faggot.DS2 PvP on the other hand was almost as deep as DS1 PvP with all its exploits (and way, WAY deeper than DS1 PvP without exploits), and was much easier to naturally learn because you weren't required to literally break the game in order to compete.DS2 PvP also received MUCH more support from the devs, and with DS2's much larger build variety is IMO way better than DS1's PvP.The PvP of any other Souls game after DS2 is so trash it's not even worth mentioning.
>>724518058What an absolute cuck.
>>724536456Dark souls 2 troons believe this lmfao
>>724515328
Kill yourself, subhuman /pol/skin.
>>724535106BPD girls, don't forget she's gonna try and get back together when shit dies down, im calling it now
>some lorefag makes a video about pvp>pvpfag makes multiple 'reaction' videos seething about it while insisting lorefag is the one seething>other pvpfag gets into a hissy fit in the comments demanding people duel them>meanwhile an OG pvpfag is getting cucked and deportedLore chads vs pvp keks... forgive me... Zanzibart... we have to go all out... just this once.
>>724536543Because it's objectively true.Even if you had braindamage and thought DS3's "roll 13 times then attack twice" PvP was fun, invasions etc. are so broken and shitty that the only way to enjoy PvP is to either go into the (objectively worse than DS2's) arena, or fuck around as a Moundmaker so you can just kill a few phantoms and fuck off.If you try invasions or fight clubs or anything other than that you just get endless estus spam and hosts running to a bonfire to summon endless waves of phantoms at you.And Elden Ring literally REQUIRES you to get ganked any time you invade, it's such turbo-asscancer.
>>724518058cucked and dumped by your wife, and then you get deportedholy fucking shit someone help this man
>>724518058I am not reading all that
>>724536086Thats why invasions are so awful. Everyone's either a ganker or a zerger
what's with all the AI slop cuck memes recently?
>>724515109>develop and balance entire pvp systems intertwined in the dna every game you make>shit netcode that only works on a tiny japanese island>dont ever integrate servers or update netcode from your first 2009 gameIt honestly fucking boggles my mind everytime I think about it, that there's entire fanatics and youtube guides that play around an entire second of hit lag and act like everythings fine that these fuckwit developers don't have servers to support their own vision that they keep developing around and everyone acts like it's fine
>>724536747Based lorefag telling pvpshitters how it is>>724536767Didn't read but here's a weapon that kills any build in just two hits when buffed
>>724536573Holy shit I made that webm
>>724515109Demon's Souls and Dark Souls 1 had some of the most unique and soulful pvp of all time. Unfortunately that was all ruined, with only BB having fun pvp due to the high risk healing system.
>>724521363Yet another reason why DS2 PvP is superior, the Giant Seed has no time limit meaning you CAN'T hide behind mobs as an invader because if you fuck around enough the host WILL just pop the seed and now everything is hostile to you.But you also don't need to hide behind mobs because the host can't summon new phantoms and neither the phantoms nor you can use estus, meaning the host and phantom have to actually commit to fighting you.>>7245370907-8 attacks against most builds unless they have low hp and no armor or you're using the projectile attack and hitting with the slow thrust of the actual weapon.You get like 6 attacks with it using the projectile attack before it breaks, and it's super obvious. It's a crutch weapon, but it's nowhere near as OP as you try to make it sound.Not like any of the DS3 weapons that can combo into more than two hits.
>>724537090>elemental damagekek
>>724537396Crazy how the troon is still going despite the weapon doing 1k+dmg a hit
>>724537576>1k+dmg per hit>look inside>240 dmg on a backstab
>>724515109>be an alien swarthoid>got bunch of gibs and free house on muttland soil>wanna compete with the natives in their own soil>thinking he's slick to use marriage pact to jump the loop to become native itself>turned out the so called "love" of your life is one of the worst slut imaginable >*daddy drumpf back to the office*>*get deported*Tragic
Moral of the story is anime and souls slop turns you into a cuck faggot retard.
>>724518058>Everyone says “what 0 pussy does to a mf” but I’ve seen what pussy does do to a mf and it’s much worse
>>724537623>ds2 troon doesn't know how backstab / thrust dmg works>same video btwl0l>>724537853Might be true honestly
>>724537607its neat, but it's also just an animation portso it's about at the same level as real fromsoft
>>724520378ER pvp is just shit, if they actually put effort into it, it would be more enjoyable on both sides. The scaling sucks, the damage is overtuned, the lack of covenants means sweatier players invade everywhere, hosting is dogshit because your hosted world breaks constantly and so on. DS3 had a really good balance with it having 2 pvp hotspots and more casual invasions around the rest of the map.
>>724520505>shadow realms you and your faggot friendsgreat idea, retard.
>>724537997Erm... sister......
>>724518058give me a tldr im not reading all that
>>724534910>I've noticed that PvP players never want to fight those better than them or of equal skillAs someone who was actually good at DS3 and ER, i loved fighting people who were better than me. Learning how to actually deal with them was some of the most fun in the game, bullying shitters is the most mind numbing bullshit possible and the people who do it for fun tend to be shitters themselves.
>>724538006the bone fist attacks are 'just' an animation port, the fucking so long gay bowser has to be like 90% bespoke functions, assuming it actually works on both players screens and shit
>>724539053spic wants to land a job in USA but couldn't because of his status, so he retorted to marrying an american whore to bypass the laws but turned out to be a mistake. Now, ICE deported him back.
>>724539116>at DS3 and ER
>>724518058She's obviously a bitch, but every message he has with her he sounds like such a pussy orbiter bitch, it seems really obvious he's the kind of guy to be used and tossed out by whores like this.
>>724536767>endless estus spamhonorniggers are so cringe.
>>724539268>I want none of my attacks to matter because my opponent can just sip estus 5 times in one second and heal everythingWhat sort of brainrot is this?
>>724518058Did he unironically marry an OF whore?
>>724539304>backstabs someone as they estus cancel making the sippy drink pointlesswow, so hard.
this happened to otz too basically
>>724539410otz turned into a massive faggot so who cares?
>>724539443I never said he didn't deserve it, which he did.
>>724539478Watch out, you'll piss off his new gang of DBD sisters.
Good news guysA friendly /v/irgin reached out and let onlyafro hide in his basement by the government!What a hero!
>>724539391If you get backstabbed in DS3, the game where you can dodge 12 times in a row and none of the animations are long enough for you to ever be punished, you should just uninstall and off yourself because that's just pathetic
>>724539526Lot of good all that nonstop back to back positivity does for folk
>>724539563real?
>>724539593You clearly dont know what you're talking about, you can literally backstab someone while they are mid Iframes in their roll in DS3.
>>724539443What happened to him? Haven't thought about the dude in years.
>>724539757DBD happened, he appeals to trannies while trying to keep his stream ultra positive now. Its like he's talking to babies when he talks to his chat.
>>724539724Maybe you can, good players couldn'tWait there are no good players in DS3
>>724515109I sure hope OnlyLatink's deportation memery gives a small boost to pvp across all souls games. Been getting the itch
>>724539841Seethe more, honorshitter. Cry as someone better drinks in your face and you're too retarded to stop it.
>>724539893Imagine jerking off about being good at the lowest skill Souls game, how embarrassing
>>724540012You dont even know the mechanics and make baseless claims, you would never know how high the skill ceiling goes.
>>724516120That's not onlyafro.He's too short to be that guy
>>724533389Pretty much, I feel sorry for him, but come the fuck on, how do you even do that bro, didn't even get pussy...
>>724540094There is no skill in a game where you can summon an endless conga line of faggots to do your fighting for you
>>724540165Just say you're too shit to kill a host kek.
>>724540206I can kill a host fine I just don't want to deal with endless shittersWhat part of this is hard to understand?Your game isn't difficult, it's just boring and faggy
I played so much souls pvp that I basically became a time wizard having to predict where my ten trillion ping argentinian/polish/chinese opponent would be and everything on my screen was a lie.
>>724540258You dont end up dealing with endless shitters if you kill the host, thats the issue. Unless you're too shit to kill the host, he will never be able to resummon.
>>724515109
>>724515450Truth nuke. Skill has very little to do with it, it's played by faggots that suck at real pvp but are DESPERATE to feel like they're good which is why they have meltdowns when the only people they can fight are other pvpfags. Souls pvpfags are the most pathetic dishonest group in video game history.
I have never met a single white person who plays this game's pvp. It's usually browns and chinks.
>>724539563Is he gonna pound his spic hairy bussy as payment?
>no no no you see I keep egtting raped in invasions because um, actually the invader is worse at the game than mewhy is this cope so common
>>724540315Post a video of yourself killing a fleeing host then
>>724540440PVE fags dont like their power fantasy being ruined.
>>724540509>AIIIIEEEE I FAILED TO ONE-SHOT THEM SAVE ME ETHERNET-SAMAYou're not fooling anyone faggots.
>>724540613why the ufck would an invader plug pull? They can actually just leave if they wantyour shit doesn't even make sense man
>>724540315>>724540470Oh look 5 minutes and nothing was postedKek
>>724540440are you really browsing reddit accounts to find shit like this? touch grass
>>724540707>pull a clip out of your ass and post itGive me a second, shitter-san.
>>724540708yep, 8 hours ago just like it says in the image
My favorite hours playing DS3 were spent invading at pontiff. Unfortunately, faggots always set up fightclubs there (why not go to a place that isn't a covenant zone, faggots?) which I didn't really like doing, I liked FFA invasions more. So what I did was, I would put on the invis ring and go on the tower and snipe the fightclub with a greatbow until they were fed up and had to come out and go through the level like god intended. Sometimes they actually got so asshurt they turned on cheat engine and instakilled me. Imagine cheating because someone doesn't want to do your gay little duels with you lmao
>>724540748It's been 10 minutesIf you have to take this long to find a clip you've already failed, if it was as easy as you're larping it is it wouldn't take this long for you to pull one up
>>724540862I kill most hosts before they get a chance to run, I'm looking for a "host running away" like you wanted.
>>724540934Yeah I don't care anymore, if you have to look this hard it's clearly not common
>>724540839Also, the continuation of that gay mindset is bonfire duelists in Elden Ring. I don't invade to duel, faggot. I WILL sit in your world for an hour if I have to. If you take too long, I WILL block the sole elevator down to malenia because you never even went through the level and go to sleep, forcing you to plug pull or suicide. Faggot
>>724541060>if you have to look this hard it's clearly not commonNo shit, because im not dogshit at the game letting people run away.https://files.catbox.moe/qkevni.mp4wow, so hard.
>>724515109People have been experiencing a pale imitation of the joy of Demon's Souls PvP ever since Dark Souls came out. It has literally been entirely downhill since Old Monk.
>>724541183It took you 20 minutes to find a video of some retard running in a circle
>>724541060>>724540862>>724541353https://files.catbox.moe/xy73fv.mp4Oh no! He's spam rolling! He should be invincible, right?!Fucking retard.
>>724536456NTA but I will add that DS3's biggest problem is that with the way the game was designed is that for the majority of the games lifecycel a Dark Infused Longsword and Silver Knight's Shield was the optimal PvP build and that lack of variety made it dull as shit.
>>724541414Weebs have become such a pathetic race
>>724541395Wait are you playing a female?Lmao troon
>>724541353>>724541395>>724541572https://files.catbox.moe/988c5n.mp4Dang, look at him get away to heal...Also no, all my characters are male. Nice to see you concede, though.
>>724541734do you have one of you doing it with a greatweaponI always struggled to catch run-niggers with big weapons unless they were horrible
>>724518058okay this is a lot to unpack but basically>marries this girl WITHOUT EVEN MOVING IN TOGETHER YET>constantly puts off moving in together because he's a lazy retard>she gets mad at this and starts growing distant >afro continuously being a clingy doormat faggot which she obviously did not want out of the relationship>she cheated on him once while drunk in 2021 (he doesn't leave her btw)>goons to hentai with a friend in VC, feels bad and thinks this is cheating>btw onlyafro gets his cheeks clapped in ERP in FFXIV but he'd never admit to that because that's also probably just as bad (not mentioned in this text file but worth mentioning)>anyway she hangs out with her friends and chad more because afro is a faggot who takes no initiative but then whines in DMs about it to her "oh my god I miss you :(">this even though he's a successful youtuber with likely enough cash to MOVE IN OR AT LEAST GO ON TRIPS WITH HER>they break up and she obviously gets with chad>he likely did flirt with a girl in a bar, I don't believe him claiming he left before anything progressed because there is no way she would be mad with him about it>gets cucked>not divorced technically >now he's getting deportedI do not feel bad for this faggot. Dug his own goddamn grave. Who the fuck gets married without even living together? Women are incredibly needy creatures if you're not around of course she's going to resent itLike, god damn dude, it's also the fact that he was getting his booty clapped in FFXIV for years so he's most definitely the worse person in this relationship
>>724536210she didn't get kickstarted by afro, she started as a vtuber and grew by herself she is technically bigger than him now, because he's a lazy faggot who never streams or makes videos anymore
>>724541785I dont think i have any clips with great weapons anymore, i lost most of my clips when i upgraded my PC sadly. I wouldnt suggest using them for chase downs anyways unless you're in a gank, though, they're easy to run around and backstab. Its always good to have a backup chase down weapon.
>>724541880Yea seems like both him and his wife are bad peopleThat said> there is no way she would be mad with him about itSome women will get mad for absolutely no reason
>>724541414hey I know that lizard
>>724542189true, but also it may stem from him getting pissed at her about hanging with other people and then hearing about that and flying off the handlehe's still a faggot. If he moved in with her and involved himself in her life more, this wouldn't have happened. But afro is a lazy fucking cuck faggot who goons to blacked porn
>>724539563Made for rape
>>724515109>Invade a bunch in ds1 during its peak >Eventually come across someone who was clearly very new>Kill him and see he sent a message >Expecting it to be rage like usual>It's just him saying he used his last humanity to summon a friend to help him in an area he was struggling with >Never felt so awful about anything I had done in a game beforeI know we are all here to shit on a femboy fence jumper but that was a defining moment for me
>>724542645bro, i guarantee you they laughed about it and neither of them thought about it. if anything, he probably went to farm rats for like 5 minutes to get more humanity
>>724542932I don't>>724542645That was very cruel of you, anon
>>724515328Is this how King Crimson works?
>>724522890Nearly cracked a rib laughing, holy shit
>>724515268memes aside it's kind of wild anyone could play some of the best games ever made and like the worst part of itand still be sentient enough to speak, to type words evenlike going to a cathedral and the one thing you get from it is "wow the taste of the water is the best thing eve"the human mind is so strange. you have to wonder what defects lurk in a pvper brain
>>724515109Am I just crazy if I like to play solo and use the Cracked Fingers or wtv item attracts invaders and just play the game and regard invaders as special enemy types to consider, rather than trying to be competitive?
>>724541414>years after fucking TomWhat do you want him to do?
>>724544442Having fun in a videogame? Thats illegal, sorry.
>>724542362>this wouldn't happenyeah right lmao
PvP in the Souls series got worse every single game>demons souls you can ruin all of someones gear and have a huge advantage as invader and infinite healing items, even a full invasion boss fight>Dark Souls limits you and has less FUN options, but makes up for it a bit with invasion covenant area>Dark Souls 2 has gay ass soul memory >Dark Souls 3 starts limiting invasions on random shit like weapon upgrade level and pretty much removes any fun stuff >Elden Ring now you can't even invade at all unless they summon phantoms first so most invasions are 3 v 1 gank squads
>>724533574h-hayai!!!!
>>724541331>Old MonkI remember being amazed at how many people would fall for the "broken sword dropped in the center of the room" trick.And even more amazed by how many people ate shit before they even reached the fog gate.
>>724545529>Elden Ring now you can't even invade at all unless they summon phantoms first so most invasions are 3 v 1 gank squadsIt also led to a hilarious death spiral of activity. Just a year after SOTE you need to wait 5-8 minutes between invasions. Seamless invasions are literally the only saving grace of the game.
>>724533389so the meme is bullshit, got it
>>724516120>Come to the US >Get your mind raped and groomed by a BPD whore and rampant porn/anime consumption>Get cucked by a White guy>Get deported back to your country with no family, connections or capital leftThe American Dream.
>>724545236well if it did, I would be more inclined to feel bad for him but as it stand he royally fucked this up
>>724546297Needs to be retired honestly
>>724546297he got mind raped by trannies and femboy gays before he even got with the BPD whore in all honestyanyway I used to be a mod in onlyafro's discord server AMA
>>724546434What's Somilo up to these days, he got his wish to see him deported granted.
>>724515109Why is this site obsessed with cucking?
>>724546460honest to god no fucking clue
>>724516120>VWhore wifeSasuga
The worst types of people got attracted to it and ruined it. Early invasions in Dark Souls were so fucking good. Nobody knows what they're doing or where to go, their gear is pretty weak so fights are long and tense, and the high player count meant you could have blues popping in to make it like a six person battle royale. It was so damn good, man.Then it didn't take long for everyone to run DWGR/Hornet Ring with claymores. Wasn't long after that the toggle escape glitch was found. Then you got the sweats doing ring/weapon swaps early on. Fightclubs became more common as invasions slowed, meaning you would be fighting some of the sweatiest dudes imaginable. Streaming was just becoming big at the time too, so you had people like Peeve, Oro, and others sort of pushing the meta race to the bottom.That would have been fine, but then the 1.05 update dropped and PC players metagamed the fuck out of everything. /dsg/ made a lot of funny meme videos, but a lot of those dudes were hardcore PvP autists that would play like a scumbag just to spite you. Hacks become common even on console since you could just transfer your save file onto a USB and edit it to have +15 crystal weapons, infinite HP, you name it. Random invasions were so few and far between that your only chance of playing was to go to Darkroot. Dark Souls II came out and split the playerbase in half, with a lot of hanger-ons going back to Dark Souls and optimizing literally everything. That group of autists went on to basically run all PvP groups and discussions for years, and Youtube/Twitch becoming so much bigger meant their cancerous tactics were fucking everywhere. Dark Souls II Havelyn/Santier Spear, Dark Souls III straight sword spam, Elden Ring dual rapiers/spears. The PvP is essentially balanced around end-game fightclubs and not random invasions, so it's always going to be shit now.
>>724540440I knew invaders were low but I didn't know they were beneath redditors
>>724520005>zero ass>zero tits >troon tier face >retard was so infatuated by this broad he tolerated being cucked for 4 yearsGRIM
posting this classic
>>724515109it's a babified fighting game in terms of fundamentals and spacing, which im happy to accept and enjoy regardless, but they never fixed the phantom hit issue. thrusting weapons are always busted because they have double their supposed range.
>>724546297>>Get cucked by a White guyTom is Mexican actually, which just makes the deportation even funnier.
>>724520005I don't know who either of these cunts are but this whore looks completely fine, sure shame about her negative tits but instantly above anything that is anemic or obese.
>>724546497same reason why some people obsess over penis color: repressed homosexuality
>>724546983What's this? A hatemail for ants?
>>724547239Tranny spotted. Enjoy playing against teenagers on adderall
If you're over the age of 21 (soul level 50) and can't impose your will on a woman (Phantom Host) then you deserve to get cucked (Invaded by Dark Spirit Tom).
>>724541880>there is no way she would be mad with him about itYou have absolutely no idea how petty BPDemons are
>>724522890
I just remembered a friend of a friend I had on ffxiv years and years ago mentioned erping with onlyafro Said he wanted to "inseminate" her
>>724547424well, did he?
>venezuelan crossdresser marries mentally ill white woman who cucks him with a mexican>when he tried to stop her from entering Tom's hotel room, he got told to fuck off>his relationship with her gradually decays into chatting in discord>suddenly get deported back to the south american version of hell because you were too fucking lazy to file for citizenship(something Tom probably did)Hentai Doujin ass story, tho this time i really don't feel bad for the cucked.
>>724546434Which mod were you?
>>724547627>you were too fucking lazy to file for citizenshipchrist that's fucked. he can't just do it now?
>>724518058lmao
>>724516120this isn't even afro lmao he looks nothing like that
>>724547761This nigga be lookin' like Cry of Fear's Simon lmao
>>724547712Don't think so, he had 9 years to do it too i'm pretty sure.He's out by mid-November.
>>724547831>he had 9 years to do it
>>724547627Tom was white I thinkalso that wasn't Tom's hotel room, that was an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT GUY TWO YEARS PRIOR
>>724548012Holy shit that is even worse.
>>724547731>even if you fucked another man I still love you foreverMy empathy can only go so far. He was asking to get cucked.
>>724546983I miss gfwl
>>724548248nobody says this
>>724547731Why is this public info?
>>724548107>He was asking to get cuckedHe literally has an alt account where he repost shitted cuck porn Part of me thinks he isn't mad for getting cucked, he's mad because the guys who cucked him where white and mexican instead of a nog like in his tranny fantasies
>>724515109Because it's mostly played by people who don't have the balls to play real 1 on 1 PvP games, like a fighting game or an RTS.They'd rather sit and try to cheese out 'wins' in game with a 8hz netcode made by interns. I myself did invade and engage in PvP for a time, but stopped in 3 when they made it so you could (practically) only invade someone who was co-oping, and even then I made it clear I was there specifically for a fair duel, not some gay shenanigans.So basically what I'm trying to say is that the only people still engaging in Souls PvP are gay looney troons who can't into real vidya
>>724548328OnlyLatinx get off humillation
>>724518298he was cucked by another brown, aka a mexican
>>724548328He leaked everything like last year in /vt/>>724548107He is a cuck, but you could also say that so she would feel safe and be honest about itI don't know if it ever worked though
>>724536768he should certainly be on suicide watch it's a very real threat he might do it
>>724548417so... what's stopping you from going back to 1/2?
What the FUCK is 2/3rds of this thread????? I hate you zoomer wannabe-millennials so goddamn much.STOP OBSESSING OVER ECELEB / YOUTUBER BULLSHIT DRAMA. NONE OF IT FUCKING MATTERS. KILL YOURSELVES.
>deported from the US to VenezuelaHow genuinely fucked is he?T. Latino from a decent enough country.
>>724515109>SAAAAAAAAAAAAR LOOK AT THE SLOP I PROOMPTED XDDDDKill yourself, jeet
>>724548852>Go from a life of endless hedonism, consumerism and sexual deviancy to a poverty-ridden shithole where not even enslaving yourself to a job will see you day to day
>>724548723Why is this even allowed? I just want to talk about games.
>>724548934it is funny
>>724515109>Why are all souls games so gay?Fixed.
>>724531543IS THIS REAL???
Women are designed by the devil to destroy you using your own lust and desire. They used to be kept in check by laws and such but as it is now, it is better and safer to be alone. There are no good ones, some are just better at pretending. Do not be tricked by succubi
>>724549569'Fraid so.
>pvp in a game like Dark SoulsIf you guys cared about proper PVP, you'd be playing a 1v1 game like a fighting game or BW. But you don't, it's about dunking on unprepared people.
>>724550206okay
>>724522892They supposedly went to a con together where he got cucked and told to fuck off so I imagine they did at least meet.
Not my problem
>>724550528In front of the other guy's hotel room btwOnlyAfro was the boyfriend character in an NTR hentai.Twice.
>>724515109This isn't Kiwifarms. Ecelebs aren't videogames. Fuck off.
>>724516625Street shitter. Kill yourself
>>724518058Why is this discord tranny shit drama being posted? I don't know any of those troons.
>>724551081>I don't know any of those troons.Gen A get out.
>>724515109I get this reference
>>724520005>this is what moetrannies dates just to be cucked HAHAHAHAHAFate of beta nales.
>>724516120His wife is evil and a whore, but i don't think people realize how much of a fucking degen afro is. He's the stereotype of latin america anons sometimes like to post about blacked posters on here when they raid a thread. Afro has a secret horny twitter and on it some of his fetishes were>Femdom>Financial Dom, even with men pretending to be women>Cuckoldry>Blacked>Vore>Footshit>Knotsex from girls with animal dicks>Humiliation>Chastity cage>Femboys>FutasThe dude is a complete fucking gooner. He spends most of his day gooning it seems like to random shit. I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if he was one of the blacked or sissy femboy spammers that shitpost on /v/ at like 2am
>>724545529All those caterings to hosts and they STILL can't ever win and they STILL complain about the bad red man
>>724515109Terrible netcode.
>>724520005>already hitting the wall
>>724515109Because everyone that played Saark Slows is gay.
>>724533476preaching to the choir
>>724551701Talking like you're different while posting moeshit
>>724523497he's not wrong. afro was retweeting blacked porn.
>>724551884That's shounenshit
>>724551967>shonenshitMOEshit for pedophiles, like YOU.
>>724551884once again, 4channel is an anime website. Liking anime is part of board rules. Be better.
>>724552045OG Dragon Ball is both moeshit AND miles better than Super.
>>724551701>Afro has a secret horny twitterWhat's it called
>>724520005Thats a man
>>724546434Is it true he was bottoming for some random dude before he met his wife?
>>724548012It wasn't just them. This bitch was cucking him with everyone, probably even the dog.
>>724550528>>724550630not just that, he followed them after, and knocked on the fucking door after they were already in and the dude answered and told him to fuck off and he did. And hannah stayed with the dude in the hotel room.
>>724552323yes, he was hard fucking gay. 90% sure hannah was half beard,half emotional support. they never had sex
>>724541880>getting clapped in FFXIVproof?
>>724552312Keep in mind he locked it to followers once it was found out about.
>>724552536Then she told him that they didn't go past kissing and he just accepted it.
>>724552732there is a screenshot in this thread
>>724548417>stopped in 3 when they made it so you could (practically) only invade someone who was co-oping, and even then I made it clear I was there specifically for a fair duelyou were getting your ass handed to you that's why you stoppedalso>invading>for a fair duellmao miyazaki gave you duelfags a whole ass arena to do thatand guess what? no one's fucking playing it
>>724552803Think mr brightside is their song
>>724552770>secret twitter>literally the same usernameWhy is this venezuelan faggot such a massive fucking lolcow in 2025? Did he never expect anyone to realize it was him?
>>724548691>1"muh backstab tech" cancer>2it's fucking dead
>>724516120>>724533389>>724550528>>724552536holy shit reading all this make me feel a lot better about not flying out to meet that girl I met online a few years back. She acted completely enamored with me for months and begged me to come and see her, we sexed and sent lewds too, but something was definitely wrong and my gut feeling was telling me that.She indirectly admitted to dating other guys while we had been talking, including going on a road trip to a beach resort with a guy she supposedly didn't have any feeling for. Got mad when I told her I wasn't comfortable with her doing that and she swore she didn't even have sex with them (yeah right). I fucked off after I found out, I can't imagine how fucking terrible it must have been had I gone to see her only for her to literally cuck me like this
>>724515109>Lifecycle of DS pvp shitter.>Create new character>Keep asking for people to carry your sorry ass through 90% of main game so you get access to darkwraith covenant endgame spells(like dark beads), and weapons while keeping level one.>Keep invading Undead burg and other starter zones all time to kill unsuspecting low level players.>Someone uses Indictment on your ass>Now you cant easykill lowbies because you are getting invaded by dark moon guys who also cheap pvp builds and you suck at fair fight.>Repeat.
>>724552667>they never had sex?what?
Why no covenants in Elden Ring?
>>724553168For what pupose?
>>724553020I think he just has a massive humiliation fetish. He even made a post apologizing to any of his fans who find the account.>>724553062Probably for the best, unless you just wanted to hit it. She 99% was fucking that dude the entire trip and would've cucked you like huey if you got in a ldr.
>>724553068Source: trust me bro but we do know that OnlyAfro likes to goon on VRchat, which is not the usual sexual activity for a guy with a girlfriend/wife.
>>724533650not only did he know, it's his fetish (he likes femdom, and made it his personality)
>>724553168miyazaki originally wanted covenants and invasions as a roleplay mechanic, not tryhard shit. I think all the min-maxxing invaders blackpilled him on pvp in the games, and he only keeps it now out of obligation.
>>724553062Man this is literally why I don't let myself to fall in love anymore. A few jackoffs and beer put the loneliness away when it's critical. Falling in love is indeed a sign of weaknesses and lack of emotional control.
>>724552770LMAO
>>724553212>unless you just wanted to hit it.I did because she was very cute, had nice big boobs too, and the stuff she said she wanted to do with me (supposedly) was pretty crazy, so not getting the chance to do any of that with her is really what made me feel bad about it, felt like I missed out. However I doubt it would have been worth it even if we did have sex, especially if she's fucking other guys too>>724553307Nothing wrong about falling in love, just have to be with the right gal and not some whore
>>724515687Just learn how to do hard swapping.
>>724546434come on anon, tell us which mod you were
The absolute state of this spic
>>724553562>ff14 gooners
>>724553587Except it may take a huge while to be sure about it. Fall in love with your family and children instead.
>>724553245goon as the bottom no less.
>>724553696Cock cages are such a weird fetish. I genuinely do not understand the appeal.
>>724553562This is so basic
>>724518058what a massive fucking cuck. his problem is entirely self-inflicted.
>>724515109I was only invaded once, very early on my first character. The guy dropped me a bunch of items and the moment I had picked them up he killed me with one hit and did some emote. I was very confused.
>>724515109it's jank and the netcode is bad
He's into being humiliated
>350 posts on eceleb shit
>>724515268Can't wait for my next playthrough to chain backstab with shitty netcode, sounds like a blast
>>724554219That’s an ick aura
>>724541471>a Dark Infused Longsword and Silver Knight's Shield was the optimal PvP buildringed knight ss is objectively better. and if you want to be full sweatlord you use either pontiff knight cs or murky. longsword is like a b tier weapon. good if you're learning the game, but an experienced player will know how to play around it.
how did someone so beloved on /v/ become a huge lolcow?
>>724555134Couldn't handle internet fame and trooned out.
>lolcowGo back.
>>724515328>Removed fogwall backstabs>Remove the invader ability to interact with doors or the world in general so you can't have shenanigan levels like Anor Londo and Sen's Fortress anymore>Resummoning is super easy and has no cooldown so ganker subhumans can just run away until the resummon >Blues are universally the ganker's bitches and will serve them until they die or get severed outHow did things get so bad
>>724553990either he dropped you hacked stuff to get you banned from the servers or he saw how green you were and rather than stomp and leave he gave you some souls/humanity/embers, etc and ended it.
>>724552857>hehe, you must be badEverytime with you retards Also the arena in 3 sucked ass AND only came with the DLC, which you would've known if you weren't a retarded secondary.>>724548691I outgrew the PvP aspect of the games.
>>724555378even after from gives you a covenant that will auto join to kill the invader for you /v/ complains. even after from makes it so your invader is lower level with a equal or lower weapon level /v/ complains. even when you need to actively engage with the online mechanics to even get invaded in elden ring /v/ still complains. it's just fragile egos that can't put up with another human being outplaying them.
>>724542645It's very easy to lose yourself in rage when you invade and take the frustrations of the last invasion onto the next oneFortunately the vast majority of people who played Elden Ring multiplayer behaved like scumbags
>>724515109I dont know, you are the one making the implication, explain why.
>>724553587>be with the right gal and not some whoreKek. Good luck with that. If you didn't snag your girl in high school and your definition of a whore is "fucked other men" then you are fucked
>>724518058>goes to a concert>gets drunk and makes out with 10+ peoplethis is how I imagine all people with tranime avatars are like
>>724555742>Everytime with you retards because it's true, don't deny it>Also the arena in 3 sucked ass AND only came with the DLC, which you would've known if you weren't a retarded secondary.why? you literally dueling people fair and squareisn't that what you wanted?
>>724551081>He fell for the thinly veiled e-celeb threadHappens to all of us
>>724555134>someone so belovedBack then /v/ was slightly less retarded, so nobody loved HIM, just his content.
>>724515109Not only that, he was trooning and gooning it up on FFXIV with other troons too.
>>724515109Afrobull deserves it for being a low test cuck faggot that /v/ lusts over
...So what's next for him?
>>724545529>>724546121It's kinda funny, you play a pre-ER game you get two types of invasions >guy who limits himself so it's a fair fight, maybe thematic cosplay loadouts, makes for actual fun invasions >guy who just wants to rape you instantly and puts on the most OP shit possible to instakill you as unfairly as possiblenow that ER almost exclusively allows 1v3 ganks, guess which one of those stopped playing? Hint: It's not number 1.
>>724561409> Hint: It's not number 1.I meant that it is number 1I fucked that up but you get the idea, they effectively turned invasions into an arms race
>>724561210Deported to Venezuela and getting nuked in a US nuclear test
>>724552536Gut wrenching shit
>>724552536jesus women's rights was nothing but a mistake
>>724541880> Women are incredibly needy creatures if you're not around of course she's going to resent ithe's a fag but fuck this noise, don't be a whore apologist. They must be better women.
>>724556705being normalfags?
>>724536456>soulsloppers still think their pvp is good
>>724553587lmao with the fucking state of this world, even finding a girl in a conservative community, she'd have at least fucked 5 dudes>>724556641Even highschoolers are fucking sluts now lol
>>724541331Scraping spear my beloved
>>724561409Yeah back in DS1 i only did goofy as fuck shit like invading with two handed greatshield and dragon head in the Depths to body block people near the basilisksThis shit doesn't work in ER. Invading is all about having a bunch of delete buttons.
>>724563536given anime is synonymous with normalfaggotry nowadays, yes.
>>724563376What my wife did last night in that hotel room is none of my business, Atreus
>>724564761Kek
>>724554219ICE gf
>>724515109Dark Souls multiplayer peaked in DS2. If you missed those early months of DS2 multiplayer I feel bad for you. Truly the best.
>>724540379truth nuke is that PvP in general doesn't take skill
>>724556894>because it's true, don't deny itYou can't be bad at Souls PvP. There is nothing to be bad at provided you have a modicum of timing. You need only know how to parry and you win 99% of encounters. It's not like a real one on one fighting game. There are no frames, no match ups, yet you act as if it's this high skill floor game that 'only the truly elite gamers' can enjoy. The simple reality of it is that everyone else has moved on, because it's just not that interesting. I pity you. You have some conceived notion of skill in what's essentially a Mickey Mouse minigame within a larger franchise that you use to prop up your self-worth. Pathetic and sad. Always the feeling I'm left with whenever I see you Souls PvP fags desperately try to deny reality.
>>724555894>It's very easy to lose yourself in rage when you invade and take the frustrations of the last invasion onto the next onei think invasions were best early on in elden ring SOTE because i could carry both a "fun" setup for fighting 1v1 or 1v2, and a full-on cheese setup for fighting ganksquads. i saw other invaders doing it too.most of the time, if i came across a real new player who was relying on summons to clear the level, i would just roleplay a secret assassin and keep killing their summons lol
>>724536747Spoonfeed context pls.
>>724545529Ironically, the actual mechanics of PvP are the best they've ever been in Elden Ring, it's just that the multiplayer system itself is AIDS.
>>724548328He posted it all himself on Twitter, thinking he'd look like the sympathetic party. It was quickly deleted, of course.
>>724515109I want to replay DS1, give me a non-cuck build.
>>724548417Apples and oranges. I play or have played pretty much every genre of competitive 1v1 game, and FromSoft PvP just scratches a different itch. It's an entirely unique experience that can't be replicated in a fighting game, RTS, FPS, etc. I like it because it's unpredictable, funny, and novel, which isn't something I'd use to describe many other multiplayer games. Even when you're taking it seriously and really trying to kill some tryhard in an honorable 1v1 duel to the death, there's still a chance that he'll accidentally jump backwards, fall into a pit of giant ants, and be devoured. Or be flattened by a passing giant ball, or bisected by a guillotine, or what have you.
>Veteran player with build and equip specced for PvP, invisible to monsters and with endless ways to cheese.>vs>Noob with a PvE build and equip that just wants to beat the boss.Yeah no, DS PvP is shit.Arenas are cool though.
>>724515450Honestly somethings thats always annoyed me is winning a PvP "duel" in dark souls gets you nothing. Me ambushing a kid playing with his brother gets me the covenant rewards or rune arc/ember, but me having a 1v1 duel doesnt. So if I want to farm said items best bet is to invade>you can get rune arcs/embers from co opIts usually easier to invade than to try and keep a dude alive.
>>724518058Imagine hooking hp with a vtuber bitch unironically as if she isn’t a whore
Lmfao>>724522890B O N K
>>724568226I noticed in the souls community that's a very common occurrence. you know, insisting its much more than what it is.
>>724553062It's insane how women will genuinely convince themselves they're not cheating and then blame you for having boundaries
This shit made me legit repulsed by what I jerk off to and reconsider my life choices
>"Baby please don't go with Tom I just want you to think this throu- ACK!"
>>724515109DS2 was the last souls game with a worthwhile online system.
>>724573734What do you jerk off to?
>>724573723I genuinely think the part of their brain that regulates guilt shuts off when it comes to cucking. It’s some deep seated evolutionary thing. They are biologically incapable of feeling guilt for trading up for a better mate.
>>724574710Women are the logical sex. They developed their display of feelings because it tricks the illogical sex, men. Never conflate the two. Their “emotions” are a complete facsimile of actual emotions.
>>724574891Very true
e-celeb shit aside, could someone post those screenshots of seamless coop players advertising their totally-not-ERP characters on discord?
Because faggots treat it like some ridiculously skill based 1v1 arena fighter when it's just supposed to be a curveball mechanic. One human element that adds to the overall obstacle of the game. A player that fights with the enemy NPCs, around the traps, and adds a variable to everything. The fucking netcode is so ass that hits register way before/after they hit. It was never meant to be "PvP" in the traditional 1v1 sense. The invader is another obstacle.
>>724541880>constantly puts off moving in together because he's a lazy retard>she gets mad at this and starts growing distantWhy would you lie about something you replied to and everyone can read?
>>724515109>THE JOKE IS INFIDELITY HEHEHEHEHEHE Why did 4chan become the Mecca for cuckshit?
>>724574537NTR and bbc
>>724576206So you'd say the porn you jerk off to is only afro?
>>724520005>check her onlyfans leaks and postsfucking grimwhy would anybody want an onlyfans whore?
>>724576310
>>724576435link it
>>724574891>women are the logical sex no. women make decisions on a whim because of their emotionality which is why they do things like monkeybranching (even the uggos) while guys can't really do this unless they are gigachads themselves. a woman doesn't feel guilt about it because her infatuation with the new guy overrides any possible guilt. a guy will feel guilty, unless he is an actual sociopath.
>>724555134He's not a huge lolcowHe's not even a lolcow
>>724577012its not even worth linking, broits bottom of the barrel
>>724577397Let me be the judge of that
>>724574710Yeah, feels like women don't have that cuck crinkle in their brain, they can't really get cucked, but also will cuck you without a problem. I mean they get jealous of course, but not "stomach drop anxiety heart attack" type of shit
>>724577484no, i mean, its not worth it enough for me to go through my history just to find the link. its boring, you've seen better shit in /v/ shitpostsgive me a very funni cat webm and Ill look for it
ds1 dlc pvp was peak. especially the dark magic (or hexes???).
>>724577586women just know they can get it from somewhere else. a guy has to work a lot harder and for a lot longer at attracting a woman because male nature is to fuck as many women as possible, thus lower standards, with the the opposite being true of women. also, virtually all women get off on being degraded, the very act of sex for them is submissive and somewhat degrading. men are simply not wired to accept that kind of feeling, and instead you feel an instinct to get retribution, which I presume is a rape response hard-wired into you lol.
>>724577660I only have cute kot webms, plus its not for the purpose of jerking off.I need to laugh
>>724547731Lmao he got his cuck fantasy irl and hes definitely not enjoying it
>>724577908>cute kot webmsthat's good enough, bro senpaihttps://fapello.com/hannahhyrule/
>>724547731>they all cameLmao shes rubbing it in his face kek
>>724578106it's all fun and games for the BPD whore until the latinx incel she cucked exacts vengeance. if this guy is out of contact with his friends he might just end up doing it, he's got nothing to lose now.
>>724570813I unironically was active in the overwatch pro scene (yeah yeah small fry stuff for sure but it was still really competitive and certainly "real" pvp) and I agree with this entirely, asymmetrical pvp in dark souls is extremely fun. I don't get the people who just wanna duel. Like yeah I had some fun in DS3 arena for a bit, but invasions are just unique and cool and very few games offer something fun like this What's especially crazy is how actually dogshit the netcode is in these games. Like it's so trash and somehow people will still try to treat it as a competitive 1v1 thing. It literally doesn't function properly outside of japan
>>724578035people pay money for this? seriously?
>>724516120You DON'T ever stick your dick in crazy EVER, no matter how desperate or forever alone you are. Also all eceleb flags deserve the rope
>>724578035Imagine being cucked by a literal fridge.
>>724578515I should state that I'm also someone who prefers invasions to duels. Like dueling can be impressive, but it's not where FromSoft PvP flourishes. The closest equivalent I can think of is probably open world PvP in MMOs, but every instance of this is more wildly imbalanced than any FromSoft game ever was.>What's especially crazy is how actually dogshit the netcode isIt works on their tiny little island, please understand...
>>724578035this bitch sucks, but what's worse, Indians pay for this
>>724578515>>724579259Duelniggers are cancer, there's a reason nobody likes the arena even after years of screeching about wanting itThere's nothing more demoralizing than invading some faggot like webm related who wants an epic honor duel in an open world area without walls where he can retreat endlessly and play passively forever instead of a chaotic shitshow of an invasion with a bunch of PvE interactions
I remember using cheat engine to give myself 99 of the items you use to invade in DS2. Ds3 was also nice, but there were too many fags with min maxed low leveled characters ruining the fun
>>724518058I know the term BPDemon exists but they truly seem like they're possessed by demonic entities
>>724515109>Peer to PeerThat's it. Everything else barring soul memory can be worked around.
>>724515268>inb4 real problem>I don't le careThanks fag. Anyway the PVP was great until hacker losers infected it.
>>724515109Souls PvP was the last time I had fun with anything online related when it comes to gamesI did play For Honor for years after that but I was too angry most of the time to speak of fun
I cannot fathom playing souls games for pvp. Like nigga, play a real fucking competitive game?
>>724580567Its not why I play them. Its just a nice bonus to mess around with. Probably 5-10% of my play time in any of the games is PVP.
>>724580567Like Fortnight!
>>724520005>Dude got cvcked by an fridge-body plain Becky Damn that only adds salt to the injury. At least he wasn't keked by a fatty. After all is all the fault of shitskins for simping these whores.
Souls PVP is akin to the old open PVP of MMOs, people just like ganking noobs.
>>724579756thats your fault, though?you got hit and just decided to let him kill you, and what, because you were angry you got hit?
>>724580567Why do brainlets immediately think invasions are competitive
this incident unironically cured my femdom addiction
played elden ring recently, never got invaded? how does it even work? well other than the pve invasion things
>>724580974Probably young people that grew up with vidya having ranked/competitive mode as its main drawThey can't fathom just fucking around in game
>>724580567the vast majority are shitters who cant play competitive, so they invade others to stroke themselves to killing under equipped, clueless players>>724581107have to either use an item or summon another player to let yourself get invaded
>>724580974>Why do brainlets immediately think invasions are competitiveMaybe because invaders have minmaxxed stats and 10 copies of each weapon and talisman to make hardswapping easier?
>>724580967kek, I just looked it up, the invader is hitting him with sleep which stuns for 1 full second each time it gets proc'd, so there is nothing the guy can do lmao. >>724581470minmaxxing is just going to be part of RPGs no matter how they try to regulate PvP interaction in these games
>>724581470Not every invader does that. I just invade with whatever build I'm using at the moment. I typically only use one weapon.
who is the strongest ds pvp superplayer? Personally I think it's chasethegod
>>724581609>so there is nothing the guy can do lmao. You can dodge and block the arrows.>>724579756Everything you saidis completely opposite to your webm.
>>724536456rare to see the superior view here.i hope duskbloods has the similar balance of dark souls 2. sadly miyazaki can't pvp, so a false hope.probably spamming weaponarts/magic and running around for 30s on a single stamina bar....
>>724551701post his secret account
>>724582247>You can dodge and block the arrows.of course you can, you still get stunned for a full second which is complete bullshit lmfao. I don't play ER anyway, I'm just here for the Afro shitposting.
>>724582557Me too...
I enjoyed the shit out of DS2 duel arena.But I also really enjoyed dueling in the pontif arena of DS3.
>>724518058>why the cuck are you calling meBRAVO TOBYJIMA
>>724581725i really liked oroboro during the ds1 days but it's just hard to watch him nowhe went full parasocial faglord stream father and just spends 95% of the stream vocalizing "THANK YOU BRO THANK YOU FOR SUBSCRIBING WELCOME BRO!" and it's just the most grating thing everi don't understand how anyone still watches itloved his claymore/falchion shit a decade ago at least
>>724582728Also the PS4 experience was definitively something.
>>724582728I hated the niggers who dueled there because I just wanted to actually play the covenant area, never understood why they all have to duel in the fucking DS3 version of the belltower
>>724582938IIRC since it was a covenant area, you could invite more red there?It was also just a very nice place to duel.
https://youtu.be/Bo0nuQCq10w?si=uGGMJwsPRrDTr8Qn
https://youtu.be/l7GP9jdKbVk?si=yB9JBXyc8Fwy5JtD
>>724561409The goofy invaders were displaced by the wave of normies that play Elden Ring. They do exist, but they're rare in comparison to the other games.I remember summoning to help this one guy and we got invaded by this fucker that would just constantly stay far away from the host and ominously watch us. It was the funniest shit to try to get the host out of the area while getting stalked by that fucking guy.
Any other anons who couldn't get into DS3?I played DS1's remaster, then the original.I played DS2's SOTFS then the original.DS3 put me to sleep, the level design was boring, the landscapes looked uninspired and the grey color palette reminded me of my shitty slavic town. I quit somewhere after the 5th boss.I found Elden Ring alright even though I dislike open worlds.
>>724520005grim, I've got as little curves but I can also pee standing up
>>724583312I've finished and replayed all the games numerous times over the years. 2 & 3 are the ones I revisit the least.
>>724583312kek based>captcha: 0W0AAA
>>724516625Pretty much, yeah. Taking the game for what it is without whining. By design, It's not made to be symmetrical anyway.
>>724570492Did some people just never grow up learning about basic internet safety? Why would you dump your personal life to the internet for all the world to see just so you can maybe get some sympathy from online strangers? Especially if you already have a history on the internet.
As someone with 3,000 hours of DS3 pvp, I can confirm that it is gay and retarded
>new souls game>Always end up buttfucking hundreds of hosts&friends''1v3'' didn't do shit in Elden Ring, I wonder how they'll try to gimp invaders in the next game lmao.
>>724583312Yeah Dark Souls 3 is when the series starting spinning its wheels. Still, most of the games before that were good, with the one stand-out shitter being 2.
>>724573723It wasn't technically cheating since we weren't technically together in a relationship, it's just a very scummy to go on dates and fuck other dudes, while you're flirting and being romantic with another one in the hopes of meeting them and leading them along with promises of sex. She also lied about her actions and whereabouts during her time out with other guys so she clearly tried to hide it from me
>>724583493We live in an era where people sign up for social media and willingly give up all their personal info. Names, addresses, jobs, phone numbers. You're the bad guy for wanting to remain anonymous. Shit is absolutely insane when I think about how old forums used to ban people for posting personal info publicly and the first thing you read when signing up was "DON'T GIVE OUT ANY PERSONAL INFO YOU RETARD". Now people can't wait to spill their lives on the internet fast enough.
>>724548273Not GFWL, but old Xbox Live-style moderation (read: very little).
>>724573723>>724574710>>724574891It's a cultural thing as well, just look at how obsessed pop culture is with being a whore, having sex and cheating. They have literally normalized it
which of them had that doujin commissioned? i only found out about the cheating last year because someone commented about it there
>>724583219>The goofy invaders were displaced by the wave of normies that play Elden Ring.I really think the gank-only pvp had more of a hand in it. Try doing a goofy invasion, you get killed by 2 max level phantoms spamming wep skills at you. Your options are either to stop doing it or to start spamming OP meta stuff yourself
>>724539053brown bitch immigrant married a whore to get a job. whore cucked him and then he got ICED. bye bye spic
>>724516120Lmao. It's real.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URy7TlbRjF8
>>724515548People only liked pvp in DS2 to show off their fashion/build, it was still turbo ass mechanically.
>>724585086I liked it for the simple fact that it was way harder to spam heals. Ever since bloodborne healing has happened in the blink of an eye.
>>724583312whenever I think about replaying DS3 I think about how fucking linear it is and then play something else insteadearly game weapon selection is also pretty ass
>>724518058>Why the cuckShe did it on purpose, she had to
>>724585086the later games are also turbo ass unless you're in japan, so at least it had something going for itpeople having SERIOUS BUSINESS duels with 800ms delay will never not be funny and pathetic
>>724551729because you use cheat engine to twink your lame ass character to the moon then hide behind npc's when you start losing
>>724561409this is delusion, 95% of invaders have always been super twink, bullshit, cheat engined characters just trying to jew the host asap.
>>724517185>i demean and shit on video games on the video game boardPoser faggot
>>724585295i bought the DLC and booted it up, and as soon as I opened the doors to High Wall of Lothric, everything just flooded back to me and I dropped it right there.
>>724576206Why'd you let it get to this? Just stop cooming.
>>724515109PvPers are sweats and PvEers who can't handle it just play offline altogether. I don't blame anyone for preferring PvE, but campaigning that seamless co-op mods are the superior experience just to avoid sweats is embarrassing. Both sides reflect the sorry state of how fragile people are about online games. You die once in a game where you die a hundred times and it's the end of the world.
>>724518058Cucks are weird man, I don't understand why anyone have their wife make out with someone else and go lmao yeah that's fine. It's not even Anime related, just mentally ill people.
>>724582808Oroboro & Peeve Pure Black playthrough is the best Souls related series and you cannot convince me otherwise.
>>724589314ENB's From the Dark series was the comfiest shit ever but he lost his mind at some point because he chewed the rice and paid the price
>>724590306He used to have a playlist of rating the starting classes and using them the entire game and they were comfy as fuck but then he deleted them for no reason and the guy had lost his damn mind.I remember watching his stream when the DLC for Dark Souls 3 came out and he was having a hard time with Blackflame Friede and he was soo bad and dying a lot but the guy was getting so angry that it was one of the most uncofmortable streams I've ever watched. it became quite clear why his nip wife left him
>>724515268>>inb4 hackers etcHad a fun time playing coop with a buddy a year ago.>get to O&S>summon Solare for extra jolly cooperation>hacker invades>despite having infinite health hacker is an absolute shitter>get him cornered and stagger lock him for minutes on end with Solare whipping lightning bolts at him>whenever he's able to get out of corner buddy and I take turns backstab spamming him>keep this going for about 15 minutes>start to get bored, want to fight bosses>let hacker finally kill us>mfw he emotes like totally pwn3d us
>>724590306You should also peep Let's Plague Dark Souls by PlagueOfGripes, if you feel like watching a slow, cozy playthrough where a disgruntled weirdo rants about piles of bricks for hours. It's also a classic.
>>724546434>>724547654>>724553680Not that guy, but my guess would be Lanaya/Lady Tinder, considering that this is 4chan. Afro is in his pornography discord server as well.
>>724515109Minigame for Timmy's first PvP experience, it never became more than that. 30 year old AA games have better networking and balance than whatever the fuck Fromsoftware keeps adding to the game, the tech clearly exists and they have the budget yet do nothing to improve it... or you know, they don't care about PvP in souls games just like the entire world.
Bake the next one, bros
>>724588240the DLC is nice but everything else just fucking sucksgranted you can do shit at a slightly different order but not really by much unless you do dancer super earlythink the most fun I had with DS3 after the first playthrough was some rework-mod that added a bunch of doors that were really nonsensical but mixed up the progression a little, I think it was convergence but not sure
>>724546434What's your opinion on Stik?
>>724583135>>724583216Morrowind is gay
>>724515268>He kindled Didn't beat it.
I never play souls games online, why the fuck would i want bunch of immersion breaking messages and bloodstains on the ground?
>>724590604>nip wife left himQRD? I remember ENB being a pretty cool guy, hard to imagine he was an irl rager
>>724592329fort, night
>>724592329finger, but whole
>>724592348bit of a mess. the QRD is his Nip wife is a cunt who took advantage of him and left him, and the community constantly mocked him for it. if I had more time, i'd say more, but eh. you can just look it up
>>724592348basically when he moved with his family back to his states, his wife almost immediately left him once she got her green cardshit was incredibly fucked. She took the kids too. I feel really bad for the guy.Though desu, I dunno why he went to the states anyway, he had an incredibly stable and great job as a teacher in Japan
Sneed that's all.
