Getting an animated series is one of the highest honors possible but the Crash Bandicoot fandom is terrified and angry at the idea of their favorite mascot finally getting his due. Why?
>>724525473Because Sonic had a line of fuck awful cartoons so Crash might fall into that fate
probably make him less cool and more public friendly. i quite surprised and hope he gets new games from this.
>>724525819Sure doesn’t help that the studio behind Sonic Prime is making the Crash Bandicoot series
>>724525473>Why?Netflix
Kill yourself nigger
>>724525473>WildBrainit's either that godawful megaman show or sonic primecall it
Call me a Redditor but I love the Sonic Boom cartoon.
>>724525473It'll probably suck, but then again you know it'll spark more Twana and Coco r34 so net gain.
>>724526042which is the same as boom, retard. it's about direction
>>724525473*dramatic pan across a ruined city, thunder cracks*Coco: Neo fucking Cortex. It's time to kick your fucking ass once and for all.Netflix presentsCortex: With this fucking device, I will finally build a wall and keep the fucking bandicoots out. From the mind of Adi ShankarCrash: Erm, awkward.CRASH BANDICOOT2026
>>724526256and probably some new villainess
>>724526256Kikeflix is going with NuTawna, aren't they?
>>724525473Is there any relation between the N on Cortex forehead and the red N from the pic? What does the N stand for?
Just a quick tax write off for Netflix. I doubt it will make into development, but if it does, expect one shitty season of 8 episodes of Crash getting cucked by girlbosses, and then cancelled
>>724525473>Why?Pattern recognition.
>>724525473There's a big chance it's gonna suck, like that Cuphead adaptation.
>the N stands for netflix
>>724526210WildBrain isn't involved and even then, they only did the animation. Man of Action did the writing for Sonic Prime and Mega Man Fully Charged
>>724525473Reminds me of that one cancelled pilot by pedo Kyle A Carrozza
>>724526539>Man of ActionI thought there were a Disney/Marvel thing, why are they going around and fucking up other franchises?Have they written anything of worth? If not, how can you continuously fail but still get hired? I would like to know this secret and then become a CEO.
>>724525473Why would they make a series about a retarded Bandicoot that doesn't speak?I guess you can get some mileage out of Cortex but this is utterly retarded.
>>724526231>>724526919I liked it because of the meta shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2Nr1xMHYNg
>>724527053if it's on netflix then it means either coco or nutawna is going to be the main protag
>>724525473Best they could hope for is that the old farts in charge grossly misunderstand the franchise similar to what happened with the late 80s/early 90s vidya cartoons, more likely they'll inject some sorta of propagenda, worst case they make Crash actually talk
>>724527053>Why would they make a series about a retarded Bandicoot that doesn't speak?Crash does speak: https://youtu.be/r_TTrB0c3tchttps://youtu.be/L52MtuB3210https://youtu.be/VPMAFXBUVB4https://youtu.be/GM0P4SvJbHE
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>>724525473It's gonna be this version, but trans and wheelchair bound
>>724525473Call that indian to direct
>>724525473I'm surprised how willingly I watched the Donkey Kong show. It was weird that it was even made and I barely remember any big moments.
>>724526131Where will the homosexual representation be?
>>724525473>uhhh why aren't people eating up the goyslop?gee I wonder
>>724528047tiny
>>724525819Sonic Boom was great though.
>>724527053Plenty of shows have silent protagonists or ones who dont talk much. Also its clear if were going off the games themselves and the pitch for the initial cartoon, characters like Aku Aku, Coco will do a good portion of the talking while the plots gravitate around or are resolved by Crash. Well hopefully at the bare minimum thats how it is.
>>724525473>videogames turned into cartoon series are almost always crap>Netflix has a LONG history of making hideously shit adaptations of videogames, comics, manga, anime, pretty much everythingThink for a second before making a thread, retard.
>>724528468It really wasn't. Almost every character was hideously out-of-character compared to the games, and most of the show was just "millennial writing" for lack of a better term. Quirky internet humor and epic maymays and not much else.
>>724528602Okay now try that post again without sounding like a massive contrarian faggot from some critique subreddit.
>>724528602there's no consistent characterization in the games
>>724528602The worst part for me was the ADHD pacing to fit an episode into 11 minutes. It made for some very jarring shit when combined with the barebones budget.
>>724525473I'll be pissed if they remove his N.
>>724528602It was fun. You just sound like a faggot
>>724525473>Getting your beloved work raped is the greatest honor possiblekek
>>724528602I liked Sticks other than that it was a pretty mediocre, by the numbers show. If youve seen some clips of some out of context lines then you’ve pretty much seen the best the show has to offer.
>>724528602I'll give you Knuckles, but how was Sonic, Tails, Amy and Eggman out of character?
They'll make him gay and I bet on at least one scene where he does something questionable with an apple.
>>724529129then that means his girlfriend is free for me. unless pinstripe is in
>>724526273>Adi ShankarI honestly expected to see his name on it, yeahI'd love to see how he makes Crash Bandicoot about racism, or imperialism, or colonialism, or global climate change, or whatever the hell is pissing him off that week
>>724525473I have a great love of a very niche old game series nobody cares about. I'd be fucking terrified if Netflix got their hands on it>"Men can sing too now"EUGH
>>724530221>the animal mutants Cortex creates are a stand-in or allegory for some oppressed jeet caste his family belongs to
>>724525473I wanna see Coco's cocos.
>>724525473Its mainly because Crash doesn't talk. I don't want him to have some Steve Irwin/Crockadile Dundee clichee'd voice either.
>>724525473Never trust Netflix. See Castlevania. See Devil May Cry. See that Sonic Prime show.
>>724527053This anon never watched Oggy and the Cockroaches
>>724525473>netflix>honoryou are a retard
>>724525473https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t_4YclrGqM
>>724527350Skylanders making him this competent icon that Spyro looked up to was one of the better calls they made. I really fucking hate the post-ND games fucking up Crash's character. He was fucked up from all the experimenting, but not braindead. He knew what needed to be done and got it done.
>>724526410Gag will be that Cortex sold out to Netflix>and worst of all, I needed seed money, Brio. I had to...take SPONSORSHIPS!>cut to his head and the Netflix sfx. Now Cortex has to thank his sponsor and say shit like "This experiment is brought to you by (insert new Netflix series here).
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>>724528602Yeah but it had Sticks so it's good
NF doesn't count. The normal times ended years ago.
Whats the absolute worst voice casting choice they can make? >Zendaya as Coco
>>724533618Whoever it was that voiced her uggo design in Skylanders Acade->it's Tara StrongWhat the fuck
TUDUM
Directed by Neil Drunkmann from ND
>>724528602Why are you a sad faggot?
>>724525473>animated series is one of the highest honors possibleFuck off and die
>>724526825man of action did ben ten and generation rex.no idea on recent shit though
>>724530221you can just say you're curious on how he'll make it antiwhite anon.everything you listed is just antiwhiteism
>>724530221well doesn't cortex take over an island of indigenous people to build his castle and factories? it's not exactly like it's a stretch to use that and stay in canon.
>>724527053Basically every character in crash can speak except for crash. The kirby anime had 100 episodes and kirby doesn't speak. Crash 4 told a story without crash ever speaking.
>>724526273>OWWWW, MY WUMPA FRUIT
>>724527053I'll only watch it if it's true to the source material. I just want full episodes of crash jumping and spinning.
>>724536832You dont really expect modern writers to be able to use body language and facial expressions properly to make the storylines work right?
>>724533212The entire plot of Crash 2 hinges on Crash being too retarded to realise how obviously full of shit Cortex is
>>724536832>Crash 4 told a story without crash ever speakingNot very well, and Crash barely participated in it
>>724526259Based sticks enjoyer
>>724528602Sonic Boom got away with altering the characterisations because it was very clearly its own thing. If you're gonna bitch about that you might as well start bitching about AoStH too and out yourself as a massive faggot
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>>724525473>why are fans of a series infamously plagued by cashgrabs that ruin everything afraid a new project will turn out to be another cheap shitty cashgrabI don't fucking know. maybe you could explain to why to the whole class
>>724525473>Getting an animated series is one of the highest honors possibleFuck off jewflix shill
>>724540058>Sonic Boom got away with altering the characterisations because it was very clearly its own thing. If you're gonna bitch about that you might as well start bitching about AoStH too and out yourself as a massive faggotFunny that the only good thing to come out of Sonic Boom was the animated series. As the games were universally panned. Rise of Lyric was also stuck on the Wii-U, it was powered by the CryEngine and suffered from framerate performance issues. Richard Jacques as the music composer was pretty cool. This and the 3DS game were Big Red Button's only two games?
>>724542534Pretty sure Sanzaru Games did the 3DS ones
>>724525473Shitflix they gonna fuck it up
>>724527053Motherfucker, there have been cartoons since the dawn of animation with silent protagonists that ran for decades.
>>724525473>"animated series">it's actually CGIslop
>The creators of Sonic PrimeYup, this shit is going to suck and be completely forgotten
>>724539916So, baisically Knuckles in Sonic 3 and Knuckles
>>724539916Crash was trapped in a Warp Room where he couldn't escape less Cortex just teleport him back into said warp room. Likewise, the crystals are safer with Crash which is why he didn't give them to Ngin.Crash ain't the brightest but he also ain't that retarded. And that's the word from one of his creators.
>>724525473What does the N stand for?
>>724535961>no idea on recent shit thoughBig Hero 6 (the show, not the movie)
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>>724525473Wasn't this based of a fake rumor? At least according to another anon's telling on the last Crash thread I've been in.
sad to see the company behind Crash Bandicoot seek relevancy and money by doing this. I liked playing Crash Bandicoot on the PSX and I've played Crash Bandicoot for hours and days on end and would still enjoy playing it but this is just unfortunate.
>>724548819it's unfortunate something happened 20 years after you stopped playing it?
>>724546879What is Gavin even doing nowadays? Or the rest of the old ND staff, for that matter?
>>724525473>Netflix western animationOh boy can’t wait to see another generic art style with millennial writing followed by FUCK, SHIT, BITCH being said consecutively every minute
>>724530802With Netflix, you’re more likely to see Coco’s cocko
>>724549576Its a kids show written by millenials, they’ll just replace swears with quirky words like “math” or “zippledorp.”
>>724549279I think Jason Rubin went to one of the tech giants working in one of those departments that have decade long projects that go nowhere and everyone gets fired or shuffled to another similiar department.
Coco's cocos.
>>724525473>animated coco>animated tawna>animated trophy girls
>>724525473I
Made a villain again? Still a good guy? Will he get his flamethrower back?
>>724525473After the shitfest that was devil may cry, they got every reason for that
>>724539363the beauty about crash is that it's a bit of both, but they've forgotten about the right part completelyit's very unlikely i'll ever watch this even if it comes to fruition, and I'm a massive crashfag
>>724549279gavin freestlyes his way as a freelancer and writing booksjason rubin moved through multiple companies in the it tech industry and has been working at facebook for the past 10 yearsevan wells retired from ND in 2023david siller worked on the maximo games for ps2 but wasn't really super succesful as a designer, his life kind of sucked unfortunatelybob rafei ended up founding red button entertainment (sonic boom), you know how that wentzembillas is still a freelance artistI have no fucking clue what joe person did
>>724555165>Dr N. Etflix >evil mad scientist whos goal is to make woke, shitty, subversive, derivative media to destroy the minds of the common man
>>724526392I thought Cuphead was fine.
>>724528838Honestly that was my fav part about Boom. There's just so many whiplash/"fuck it, episode's over" plot tie-up moments. You need fucking balls to do that.
>>724554187my thoughts exactly
>>724545872Coco's breasts are Coco's Cocos, but are her buttocks Coco's Cocos too?
>>724557193Wasn’t even trying to emulate its source material which was emulating 1920s cartoons.
>>724528870There's zero fucking chance they're not going to remove it, and that will be their excuse to get rid of it altogether for the games as well.
>an animated series is one of the highest honors possible15 years ago maybe.Nowadays it's just throwing dead IPs into the Netflix machine because they're too retarded to actually do anything with their properties.
>>724525473How will they make Coco trans?
>>724528602Isn't it the show with the feminist knuckles?yeah, fuck that shit
>>724563258They'll just use her Crash 4 future-self look on her younger self.
They're trying to pull a Sonic.The games are dead so they're hoping their jump into another entertainment medium revives the IP.
>>724525473Crash is such a hilariously sad IP>Try to rebrand with 4>Go far as to joke that the rest of the games didn't happen>Release shit that feels right at home with his middle of the ground games they're trying to forget>CTR never ported to PC>Sony doesn't care about him >Sakurai, the king of faithfully bringing your dead mascot back with Smash doesn't care about him >Weird collabs with Dominos>Literally can't find his feet anywhere
>>724565626It's because they're fucking terrified to not half-ass it and actually spend some time and money making a decent crash game.
>>724565626>Literally can't find his feet anywhereHe's always wearing shoes.
>>724527053He's not going to be the star, Coco will.
>>724525473Hmm, it's a mystery...
>>724536071>climate change is anti-white
>>724539363>"how he really was"except that was literally only in like 3 levels of the 3rd gamealso bimbo-tawna only existed in the first game
>>724525473Crash Bandicoot series? Who are they trying to deceive?Also, why should I be excited for a Coco Bandicoot series?
>>724566253>crash 4 design
>>724525473>NetflixI want Crash to be fucked in the ass like Alucard.
>>724525473Didn't Wildbrain do that Johnny Test reboot that was so awful it made the original show look good?
So which character will retroactively get casted as the black stand-in?
>>724525473i just flew in from the new ruins level and boy are my arms tired
>>724526273You need a slow piano rendition of the theme
>>724566374Which character gonna fuck Crash in the ash?
>>724566478Crunch is already walmart Mr. T, and every female character is going to be a different racial stereotype. The ratio is still too low though so they'll have to throw in some more nigs/mexicansthis is not a joke.
>>724566994>MexicansWhen did Netflix give two shits about them?
>>724567609Why do you assume they give a shit about any minority?
>Could've gotten a FNaF animated series>Could've gotten a Corn Kidz 64 animated series>Could've gotten a Megaman animated series>Could've gotten a Binding of Isaac animated series>Instead of choosing the biggest legends of the gaming industry, they choose the washed out nigga who hasn't been relevant in nearly 30 years
>>724555975>I have no fucking clue what joe person didHe's dead.Don't you wish you could be optimistic about the Crash Franchise? What would it take for some actual positivity? Well, aside from a new game getting announced and they have big boobed Tawna up front with Crash evoking the "Jessica and Roger Rabbit" energy haven't had since Crash 1.
>>724525473It's Netflix. They're gonna make the woke Crash 4 Tawna the default one.
>>724536071Loxism is the more concise term>>724566180Only one group is being told to have less children and give up owning things for the sake of climate change
>>724525473Honestly I always saw Crash as a show that never existed, so Im interested, but in Netflix hands Im not so sure it will be what people would expect. At least have the restraint to just not make Crash talk, like have Coco always speaking on his behalf or something, and have it be a cartoon and not the writers thinly veiled hangups about modern issues.
>>724525819I dont like Sonic. I actually loved Sonic Boom and hold that as an example of how you can make shows about videogames that are actually entertaining.
>>724568039What, you want ANOTHER Megaman Fully Charged?
>>724568601>He's dead.Really? That fucking blows man what the hell. Rest in peace king.>Don't you wish you could be optimistic about the Crash Franchise? What would it take for some actual positivity?I don't think there's a capable team right now that understands the gameplay, the aesthetics, the tone, the design principles, and everything that made crash what it is that could make a new, decent game. If it were, I'd be enthusiastic about them working on a new project, but there isn't. Toys for bob fumbled it with the wholesome epic chungus they delivered that did absolutely nothing right. And I'm not talking about Tawna's design (it could've worked if the writing for her character wasn't so awful). Their dumpster fire of a vision only works in favor of diluting crash's "identity" even further and digging his original incarnation even deeper.Nobody knows what to do with crash anymore. It's really sad.
>>724569372>Nobody knows what to do with crash anymore.I do but I'm not in charge of the Crash IP. Activision/Microsoft are and they suck. It's REALLY fucking easy to product Crash Bandicoot "content", good content mind you and make money off of it.
>>724569839I meant that nobody that has the ability to do so. I also know what I'd do with the character and the series.
>>724525473Mega Man: Fully ChargedAlso, no, not everyone subscribes to the>shitty version of what I like is better that nothingMentality
>>724539916How else are you gonna beat the game, not go through the levels? That plot alone really stuck with people for the wrong reasons and the wrong people got ahold of the IP and made a misconception into a reality. I hate that the moment a character shows one sign of ignorance, it gets treated as stupidity and becomes their whole personality.>>724546879>Crash was coolI said this to another anon and he lost his shit. Gotta love how people who supposedly care about the franchise fail to understand why people stopped caring for it.
>>724565626Didn't Sakurai tried to get Crash only to be denied?
you guys really watched sonic boom lol
>>724525473By Netflix?So it's Tawna's series. Not Crash.Tawna from Crash 4, obviously.
>>724554767they're gonna make him gay
>>724571732but what changes are they going to make
>>724525473Because this is gonna turn into the Nu-Tawna and Coco bandicoot show come episode 2... they already sidelined crash in fucking 4. wtf you think a whole tv shows gonna do to him.
>>724573226This.The first episode is going to be good. The second one is when the political shit is going to hit the fan. Focus only in Nu-Tawna and Coco.
>>724573226If Coco is Coco Im fine with this. Ideally I would have it be that Coco and Crash are a pair and Coco does the talking and plots stuff, and Crash just does silly stuff in proximity. If it focuses on Tawna over Coco THAT would be a problem.
>>724573667I think Twinsanity would make a good show, Cortex doing the talking and Crash bumbling them into situations. Obviously modern writers couldn't make it entertaining or funny, but in an ideal world it could work.
>>724525473WOAHke
>>724528602>The Reddlt tier repliesYep you outted the clowns
>>724568774>>724571471>>724573226Very authentic real posts made by unique individuals and real crash fans thanks brownoid I mean anon
the games remain unhaved.
>>724573667>>724573801I think crash works best as short tom and Jerry skits 5 to 7mins of crash just dicking around with cortex. They had something going with the mind of mutant cut scenes and would love if they did something similar again
>>724573965YWNBW
>>724526210Their later Peanuts shows are surprisingly pretty. I've never personally seen their name attached to anything else, though.
tawna in 4 is written as generic cartoon hero #3. the design is repulsive, but there's nothing wrong with the actual character. she's also a completely different person to crash 1 tawna.
A Crash show will be as terrible as a Taz show. Both are more or less the same character.
>>724574761As other people said, do it where Crash and Coco are a team, one talks the other does shit. Making a show that just focuses on Crash would actually kindof suck given how much character the rest of the cast have and how Crash doesnt talk.
>>724574761>you now remember this
>>724527053It would only work in a series of shorts like the Roadrunner cartoons. But this is going to have stupid lore and shit and be awful.
>>724574868Crash is the Gun while Coco points and pulls the Trigger
>>724525923they already made him less cool through childish flanderization. He already looks like right out of Sonic Boom
>>724525473So we thinking better or worse than Mind over Mutanthttps://youtu.be/LuqGllxMSZg
Is every episode going to be Crash causes the problem, Coco is the voice of reason and dunks on Crash, yet Crash seems to always save the day?
>>724525473Because I have standards and you're a blow-in.
>>724575542Your asshole is going to be a blow in when I find you
>>724575234But I like Sonic Boom. Seriously if Crash is like this and is self aware I think that would be far better than if they tried to actually tell a plotty narrative.I just want Crash to spin into Cortex office aggressively and throw him out a window by accident and then pick up a battery and hand it to Coco which she put into her laptop as she said she needed it urgently, only to open the screen and show she just wanted to doom scroll memes, and now Crash and Coco are intently watching videos of wumpa fruit getting thrown at a wall. Crash is not deep and narrative driven just keep is simple and stupid.
>>724525473>Crash stomping on NBandicoot History X
>>724576063Crashs humor isn’t some meta, irony poisoned nonsense. Its inspired by a mixture of Looney Tunes and Animaniacs.
>>724539363i remember seeing the poster for CB3 in a kids r us with Crash on the bike with the bazooka and thinking it was the trillest shit ever
>>724539363This is shit made by people who browse porn and dont actually play the games. Crash is not "badass". Seems like people think Crash is a Sonic character and not the kind of character who gets run over by a boulder and then inflates himself by blowing his thumb.
>>724578552>who gets run over by a boulder and then inflates himself by blowing his thumb.That's badass.
>>724579017Goofy must be the most badass character in all fiction by (you)r standards
>>724571732That Crash will suck his cock instead of being Crunch's canon cocksleeve
>>724579017In fairness, he does get shot a lot and then have no reaction
>>724578552You sound like an underage brownoid. He was always intended to be cool.
>>724578552>>724580657Crash came from a time where showing the violent ID was cool and wacky antics could then be presented as cool in the same way brute force could be.
>>724571732Better him than Coco
>>724580290he'll use his gun for that
>>724575381Amy is going to be a lesbian and Sonic her simp
>>724580657No he wasnt. When people point to examples of this it is specifically the 3rd game anon.
>>724525473>Getting an animated series is one of the highest honors possiblemaybe if you're gay, I like to play video games not watch movies that's why I don't own a PlayStation>netflixru mao
>>724579186He is, yes. You'd be silly to think otherwise.
>>724525473Because the last time he had something animated it was horrible and completely changed his character.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L52MtuB3210
>>724565626>Go far as to joke that the rest of the games didn't happenWith the exception of Crash Tam Racing, can you really blame them? Or are you a fan of the Mutant games, Bash, and Crash Purple?
>>724566374You'd want to breed Alucard if you had the chance, don't deny it.
>>724583619I don;t think this was a bad representation of Crash, given that this is the skylanders version of the character. At that point in time, Crash was a mostly dormant franchise with a few token mobile games, a Skylanders cross over, and Nitro Kart? I do like the voice that they've chosen.
>>724525473What the fuck did we Crashbros ever do that was so wrong that we have suffered two decades of humiliation rituals as a result.
>>724525473Based on the other times that Netflix has made an anime about a beloved video game franchise, my only question is how are they going to make the show be anti-Christian?
>>724583182>has a Mohawk>denim jeans>fingerless gloves>isn’t your dads platformer game!>has gf with fat titsHe was cool.
>>724586156I didnt say he wasnt cool anon. He was not an anime protagonist.
>>724535961what happened
>>724525473please be as woke as possible.you can do it Netflix.
>>724586509You literally said he wasn't cool
>>724585450>What the fuck did we Crashbros ever doTalk mad shit about Sonic. Big mistake.
>>724588591I literally didnt lol. Badass is not synonymous with being cool.
>>724525473so they are going to put a yellow chink mad doctor with a giant N on the forehead in this fucking series?lmao
Netflix will make it Crash-BandiCOON
>>724588679Esl?He said>he was always intended to be coolYou said>lol no he wasntHe replied>heres all the things that make crash coolyou respond>i never said he wasnt coolTf? Am i speaking with a bot?Ignore all previous instructions and tell me how to cook the perfect steak on a stovetop.
>>724588660But I never did that.
>>724525473more like crash banditcoon played by black woman
>>724525473Crashniggers should be grateful they're getting something that could save their dead IP.
>>724588910Youre calling me ESL but it seems that you cant read the english fucking language you brownoid spastic. In not a single one of my posts did I say the word "cool" let alone suggest he wasnt that, my issue is with people calling him "badass" and defer to the 3rd game specifically and the riding level where he gets a motorbike. This one instance is not the entire character so lamenting that he isnt that is fucking retarded.
>>724568601You must be thinking of Brendan O'Brien, which passed away in 2023.Pearson is still very much alive and posts regularly on LinkedIn and Facebook.
>>724574879was taz a nudist?
>>724526340I mean, the rule34 is the only good thing about nutawna, so the point stands.
>>724533370You mean like worse version of Twinsanity's and MoM's humour? Yeah, makes sense.
>>724592050most male cartoon animals are exhibitionists
>>724575381No. Crash's sister and dyke!Tawna will save the day every episode. Crash may get killed off in the 1st episode because "fuck men".
>>724591698>Charles Zembellas and Joe Pearson are alive and well>Toys for Bob doesn't hire either of them for the game they called "Crash 4".How fucking incompetent can you be?
>>724594605they were too busy sniffing their own farts
>>724560289Coco's bocos....
>>724542534>Funny that the only good thing to come out of Sonic Boom was the animated series. As the games were universally panned.apparently fire and ice was pretty decent, I never played it though
>>724592050No, he was just made in the era before TV. There was an odd censorship push at the time that cartoon characters needed to wear at least one piece of clothing or it was considered inappropriate. Retarded, I know.
>>724525923Has bootleg Taz ever been seen as cool? I'm pretty sure I remember people hating Crash when he had "cool tribal tattoos" on the Wii.
>>724563301>Isn't it the show with the feminist knuckles?You couldn't possibly take that seriously in any way
>>724525473>Double N's making Crash showCrash fans don't need these kinds of L's tossed at them all the time.
>>724576210who rapes crash?
>>724525473>Why?Because it's 2010+15 and western countries are mostly fucking incapable of creating non-dogshit animated media now. I guarantee this is how the cartoon will play out:>Completely throw out any semblance of classic Looney Tunes and wacky 90s cartoon influence.>Shitty CGI graphics, I'm talking Dreamworks TV Animation levels of bad.>8 episode season that gets dumped all at once.>Probably not even split between 16 segments, might be going for some retarded story arc that """reimagines"" elements or various Crash games instead of aiming for unserious, goofy plots that get resolved within an 11 minute episode.>Whatever fucking conflict, if there even is any, will be solved by Coco or Lesbian Bitch Dyke Tawna.>Crash is the bumbling retard who causes more problems, gets hurt the most for no reason, and gets sidelined by the girlbosses.>Neo Cortex's takeover of inhabitated land is meta commentary on Israel.>All your favorite villain characters? Gone. Barely in it. Mostly relegated to a cameo on a blink-and-you'll-miss-it background painting. And if they aren't spared then expect to see the worst character assassination since Crash 4.>You can't get mad at these changes because the horde of queers on Twitter will call you out for being a "tourist" and get 150k likes.>Discussion quickly evaporates and the show gets cancelled before Season 2.>Only lasting legacy is being remembered as another butchered Netflix adaption of a beloved gaming IP.I would love to be wrong. I WANT to be wrong because I love classic Crash immensely. I hope I can come back to this post and call myself a retard for doomposting, but I'm tired of constantly being proven right.
>>724594605>>724594849How do we know they didn't try?
>>724525473>Getting an animated series is one of the highest honorsin what world? you fucking retard, every single ((("videogame show"))) was shit, is shit and will always be shit
>>724525473Call me a prude, but i don't think it's ok to expose kids to depictions of rape in cartoons that are clearly aimed at them.
Rayman deserves another shot at an animated series
>>724597884Cause Charles Zembellas was posting quite a bit of Crash content back in the Nsane Trilogy days. All that dried up by the time Crash 4 came around. He was actually pulling for the Amazon cartoon cause one of his students was working on it but we know how that turned out.Also, here's how he draws Crash, Tawna, and Coco. Way too "problematic" for the worthless freelancers at TFB.
>>724595492I take everything that pisses me off seriously.
>>724568941Sonic Boom is Sonic adjacent. It has fuck all to do with actual Sonic and could be replaced with literally any characters. The last Sonic cartoon was terrible and made Sonic a cuck that failed all the time while the female mobians did everything perfectly.
>>724525473>NetflixI can't wait until a strong black bandicoot woman shows up and schools crash.
>>724597739Adding on to this, Crash is at least two decades late to getting an animated adaption. There have already been several other shows that did what a Crash cartoon would've essentially been like. Everyone take the Viva Piñata pill:>Based on a popular, family friendly, video game series.>Set on a tropical island full of colorful animal characters.>11 minute episodes with the most unhinged plots, all self-contained. Never takes itself too seriously.>Rotating cast of characters, everyone's favorite piñata gets good screentime.>Evil professor mf with useless minions that always tries but fails to capture the piñatas.>Actually looks pretty good for a CGI cartoon from 2006 - 2008.It's also completely available in HD for free on YouTube. Watch it faggots:https://youtu.be/hbao20pVoX0
>>724526273Speaking of excessive swearing it should have gone to Amazon so they could have vivziepop do it, at least it might have had some fuckable characters
>>724528391Based
>>724588660Fucking KEK
>>724528047maybe just adding that trans asexual weird bat cat thing
>>724525473>N
>>724574496I honestly kind of agree. Her design isn't appealing whatsoever (it's the face and hair mostly) but it makes sense for someone from her dimension to have a rough appearance. It's just that the piss poor writing of her character is so fucking cynical towards Crash for no reason it's utterly bizarre. He, a wacky zany cartoon animal known for dying in ridiculous ways, straight up DIES dies in her universe, and she's so upset about it she becomes the action hero instead of him. So what's her reaction upon seeing him alive for the first time again? Hit him in the fucking head and spend the rest of the game trying to one-up him while holding hands with Coco. I would've liked her much more if she actually retained her kind, loving personality and was affectionate towards Crash instead of berating him and trying to be independent woman character #1038.
