Do your parents play vidya?
>>724535321Impressive, video of the tournament?
>>724535321winning a mortal kombat tournament is impressive, what does the baby have to do with it though
yes
>>724535374Still trying to find itThe event is at least known to be the Juicy Game Night in Orlando, Florida
>>724535552What games?
>>724535321>real woman beats troonskinda funny if you think about it
>>724535475A week after giving birth is still significant physical debuff. Giving birth is not easy
>>724535640simcity
>>724536187Haven't heard that name in ages.
>>724535321My mom used to level up all my Pokemon while I was at school and do all my Animal Crossing chores for me, and my dad taught me the infinite lives trick in Mario 3. Think his favorite game was Burger Time though.
Fuck off nigger I just got assaulted with a knife by my mother and this is the last shit I want see.I just came here to calm my mind.
>>724535321My mom played https://youtu.be/xu2c6-Oa6dY when I was a kid. Last time I tried to get her to play any game, she drove off a rally car straight into the ditch.
>>724536927Sorry to hear that, but most people are not like that and the world must go on without you.
>>724537086Yeah sadly.
>>724536927you called the cops right
That baby better be grateful for getting to have a go at that dairy buffet.
>>724537525Thought about doing so since she also attacked my younger sister. But I don't want any trouble with the rest of the family.
>>724536927Did you pull out your dick in response?
>>724535321NATALITY
>>724535321My dad does a little. it has to be simple shitBoth my grandparents were hardcore gamers. big into JRPGs they had just about every console ever made up to the PS3 till they passed away
>>724535705she had birthing buff that shit is op she shouldve been dqed honestly
>>724537984>she shouldve been dqed honestlyMorning saaar!
>>724535705It's actually a buff, a mother who recently gives birth has increased amounts of hormones in her system similar to, and even better than adderall giving them hyper focus and reaction time increases. It's a dangerous thing to allow new mothers to compete in tournaments of any type since it can encourage this type of unethical competitive behavior. This is similar to the athletes who get pregnant on purpose to up test levels then abort soon after, both are sick and should be illegal.
>>724538513>who get pregnant on purpose to up test levels then abort soon after??So? What's wrong with that?
>>724535321My dad used to play Halo with me. Now he just sits around and plays pool.
>>724538602Aside from obvious ethical issues like killing human lives to cheat at sports? It's illegal in the majority of the united states and likely to be fully illegal within ten years the answer should be evident.
>>724538960Nothing wrong with abortion.
>>724536927>gets attacked by white trash>calls others nigger
>>724535321very pathetic if real
>>724536927little sister's favorite shonen anime?
>>724535321>Dress like that after giving birthShe want to caught a cold right after giving birth? nice milkers tho
>>724539006Another anon here.If you're speaking in purely pragmatic terms of "is it of any perceivable consequence to the external world that a being who has not had the chance to have a tangible effect on it was eliminated", then yeah, it's mostly inconsequential. Women who abort are still psychopaths though. They can die in a fire for all i care.
>>724535321milk status?
>>724539381nta either. but aborting is not a bad stuff.
>>724539530It would do you good to learn english.
>>724539006I can forgive abortion, but cheating at a video game/sports competition? Unforgivable
>>724539776Based.>>724539723Saar bloody bench
>>724535650I doubt that black man next to her is a troon. I have never seen black troons.
>>724540000You are one.
>>724537774>fear of causing drama in the family And that's how child abuse gets ignored
>>724535321bullshit headline.That's not a week old baby though. Few months at least
>>724535321Imagine the shitters at the tourny if a woman actually won.
>>724535321My dad played all four Diablos and occasionally plays coop with my mom.
>>724538513>>724538602Why don't they just inject themselves wih testosterone instead of going through the process of an abortion?
My mum plays serious sam.
>>724535475She's playing while holding her sleeping baby. Not an easy feat.
>>724535705>giving birth is not easySkill issue. Just push, nigga.
This reminds me of that poker tournament where the guy won by mimicking the cries of a baby. His opponent was a recent mother and she reflexively started lactating profusely in response to his cries.
>>724535475BABALITY
>>724540000I have at a home depot
good for her
>>724542629>someone very evil, definitely not me, could hack into a public broadcast system and play sounds of crying babies to cause mass public lactation
>>724535321let me guess... there were only like 3 entrants for the tournamentwho the hell plays mortal kombat
>>724535475the baby helped her with performing combos
>>724547032Disgusting people mostly. Ive never met an MK fan who wasnt unpleasant to be around
My mother played Tetris occasionally decades ago and was hooked to that Pinball game that came with Windows 95 for a while. She has not played any vidya in ages by now.My father played a lot of racing games on our PS2, and even got the steering wheel and pedal controller for it. The PS2 broke eventually, and after that he has never shown any interest in any gaming again.
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>>724535321Not impressed. If you can't play MK one handed, you can't play. It's always a laugh to watch millies and zoomies sit there wondering how TF we do it. And I didn't learn this skill, which works for many fighting games, until my early 30s. t. 51 year old boomer.
>>724540000big bbcaddict cope
>>724542629This doesn't sound true in the slightest and I'm calling you a liar.
>>724535321Teat
>>724535475The baby was mid set coaching and telling her all of her opponent's tells, it would also shit itself to cause the opponent to gag from the stink debuff.
>tournament>probably some local>NRS game even, where the only competition is braindead amerilards and not taken seriously by anyone except sonicfox who was not at the tournament
>>724536927>cant fight back an old hag with a metal stickYou deserved it
>>724535321My father is long dead and my mother plays idle clicker mobile games like all female gamers.
>>724535650MK is a thirdie game, troons play anime fighters.
>>724550067It's true. There's even a video of the event.
>>724537774She's abusive, fuck your gay ass family and protect your sis.
>>724536927Why didn't you just beat the fuck out of her?
>>724535321One of my first memories is me being scared while watching my dad play Half-Life 1.
>>724535321My dad does, we're not close for unrelated reasons but my mom and her husband are weirdly really against them.It's honestly funny because my mom would rather spend her life on social media angry at strangers, repeatedly and her husband is clearly autistic and is obsessed with rewatching the same movies.It's really odd to hear them refer to them as a waste of time as if they don't waste theirs on actually retarded things. Calling it a waste of time meanwhile me and my brother bonded through them and can remember the things we was doing 10 years ago looking back on it fondly, meanwhile 10 years ago they was looking at Facebook angrily over people she has either never seen or hasn't seen in 15 years by then and her husband was watching the exact same movies.
>my mom and her husband
>>724542629You're probably thinking of Rugrats. Durring the filming of the first Rugrats movie Tara Strong played the new born Dill and her baby sounds made a production staffer lactate. That story is confirmed real.
>>724542629>>724550067>>724550324>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QW-MEUXk-M
>>724550624>someone angry that my sister and I had a moment over the mario party superstars intro that basically memberberries the fuck out of MP1>same person hasn't talked to his siblings for over 5 yearssame shit as someone watching 3 hrs of TV while bitching about me playing a simulation game requiring a ton of planning and crisis response
>>724551024people get divorced, especially gen x. i know your 70 IQ brain links that to 'my wife's husband' and you think you're being clever, but kids suffering through nasty split custody arrangements is part of the reason millenials and zoomers are struggling
>>724551062Where was that confirmed real?
>>724551062the poker thing is right here, fagtron. it was jason alexander AKA george costanza
>>724551492lollmao"right here" he says, forgetting the link like a dumbasshttps://youtu.be/2QW-MEUXk-M?si=VkixJ4L16NXLiZNO
>>724535321>Do thing...>Do thing but it's womenYESSSSS WOMIN SUPREMACY, EVERYONE LOOOK!!!
>>724535705i give birth multiple times a day
>>724551552No man has ever given birth.
>>724535321unfair, I'd be too jealous of the babby getting to suckle on them titties to focus
>>724539776Fucking this, clown society. Can't colapse soon enough
>>724551305I like it when people say retarded shit like this, it just means I stop thinking of them as someone with complex thoughts which makes them easy to deal with.I think I'd feel like a failure as a parent if my future kids enjoy social media or watching shit over video games. I don't want to raise human drones.
>>724551382>>724551062Guess he couldn't confirm it.
>>724551590Taking a 7 day baby to a fucking tournament should be ilegal
>>724552151Why?
>>724535321SheShe will always be a woman
>>724552738Have you seen how FGC gorillas act? One bad actor and that baby could have been killed by a spiked controller or niggers surrounding the players screaming and jumping up and down like apes or the autistic fat nigger who attacks the person who beats them. Hell the woman herself could have accidentally dropped the baby in a heated moment. Not only that, but just being around such loud noises that come with the territory of video game events and conventions doesn't seem like a very good environment for a newborn. They are sensitive to these things.Though the article is just some bullshit anyways. It was probably a 5 person tournament held at some gamestop local or some shit.
>>724553151So why should it be illegal?Sounds like there's already laws protecting that baby in place.
>>724553151>People shouldn't be allowed to be near niggers No, just remove the niggers.
>>724550324On one hand that is a fucked up thing to do, yet on the other hand that is also a very Costanzaesque thing to and that makes me giggle a bit
My father used to, he liked some NES games and the Super Bomberman series. He was quite happy when he got a 100% on Super Bomberman 5.Eventually alcohol fucked him up and his left hand would start shaking whenever he held anything with that hand, so he couldn't play anymore and stopped. Now he spends his days drinking and watching Netflix.>>724535475Making people feel bad for beating supermom so everyone kinda let her win.
>>724536927holy shit that's hot
>>724551590The sonic community would have me believe otherwise
>>724553939>that is a fucked up thing to doHijacking a person's natural reactions to throw them off their game? Hahaha! Pretty much every woman will play while wearing a dress that shows off 97% of their tits. It's all part of the game.
>>724553690>just remove the niggersfrom an FGC tournament?that would leave only the TO, the janitor, and satoshi looking around being confused
>>724540000I know more Black troons than I do white troons in real life.
>>724539006American politics has fried so many people's brans that they're incapable of nuanced opinionsIt's always either 100% black or 100% whiteAbortion can be a life saving tool or a genocidal weapon depending on who is using it, their reasons and intentions
>>724551131i think they used this as a joke in the office
>>724560212Early feminists argued a society that maintained high quality of life without the need for abortion was the true sign of prosperity and civilization
>>724560561that would be true in a society that leaves no one behind. we ain't there.
>>724560561That's a highly idealistic view that would require the elimination of medical emergencies and various genetic problems, which leads to eugenics
>>724539006>abortion good as a blanket statementAre you a woman or a retard?
>>724560691A society that can't leave people behind will eventually leave everybody behind. We're getting to that point.
>>724535321Pretty fucking irresponsible to do this to a newborn. Also, where's the father?
>>724538513>the athletes who get pregnant on purpose to up test levels then abort soon afterlol I didn't know that was a thing
