How are skeletons so fucking cool?
*rattles*
>>724538230They're white and not afraid of anything.
>>724538230Does this replace the zombie sounds with skeleton ones? I was looking for an addon like this years ago but had not found it
>>724538515>not afraid of anything
>>724538230>How are skeletons so fucking coolBecause they keep on boning at night!
Lol imagine if there was a skeleton inside you right about now. Wouldn't that be crazy?
why can't skeletons be real bros?
NYEH HEH HEH
>>724541928You might wanna sit down for this one anon... there's one inside you right now.
>>724542148Consider me spooked
>>724541464>he doesn’t know
>>724541464>he'd doesnt'nt knowed
Skele Supremacy
skeleCHADS stay winning
What'll it be
I got a bone to pick with this Thread
>>724538230>How are skeletons so fucking cool?They're a skele-ton of fun.
>>724542148that's kinda gay, i don't want hard things inside me. how do i remove it?
>>724538230no thermoregulation
What are some games where you can make a skeleton character?Divinity 2 lets you make one. Sea of Thieves you can get a curse that transforms your character into a skeleton, but it's locked behind the awful PvP. (Or you can pay money for the Spinal skin)
>>724546254Call it a boner with a hard R
>>724538230because we're flesh mechs piloted by them
>>724538230on my way to get inside anon through his butt, he'll never know nyeheheh
Do skeletons leave our bodies at night to do crazy stuff together?
Mummies are cooler than skeletons.
They're too silly to be scary
I AM a skeleton trapped inside a FLESH prison, suffering under the weight of meaty organs, that I must burden myself with. I wish to be rid of the meat, and live freely as a pale white healthy calciunated skeleton.
>>724551523You’ll have to contact the league of skellingtons.They have inside men everywhere
bros, when I walk my dog around all the halliween decorations, he growls at all the demons and ghosts and witches and shit, but has zero reaction to the skelletons
>>724544920what the fuck why does this picture go so fucking hard can i save it anon?
>>724538230god I wish skeletons were real
skelebros, I'm at a loss. many years ago, I saw a video (on yet I think) about a bunch of skeletons sitting in a car (big yellow American cabrio iirc) and accelerating to more and more crazy speeds, overtaking all sorts of fast things (sonic?). I think the video was called "skeleton speed", but I cannot find it anymore.does anyone know what I'm talking about?
>>724538230
>>724552374>(on yt I think)
>>724552189Save it, it's all yours my friend :)
>>724552085The skeleton inside him prevents him
>>724552374Not what you're looking for, but got reminded of something similarhttps://youtu.be/7YC2gcSHXaU?si=48KxMZVJwCptBz3U
>>724550282>>724552401>>724552917This scares the chinaman
>>724538230Because they can jamhttps://youtu.be/UOinmXEvEXc?si=WgtWTZKTE-G8_iup
>>724552750thanks, first time seeing it, love it
>>724552085>dogs like bonesyou might be onto something, anon.
>>724554173hell yeahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb6qdw5R7DM
>>724541464>implying we're not brosyou'll ngmi if you are scared of your innate brutha
>>724555268
How do skeletons reproduce? They don't have ponoses or vagoos....
>>724552374Fuck yeah I know what you're talking aboutHere it ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfqaZ1hqXio
>>724556358They just perform a simple sts (skeleton-to-skeleton) calcium transfer
>>724552750Also thought of the same thing. Based
>>724538230Skeletor.
Skeletons are only cool when you cast Amp Damage
>>724538230debumlked
https://youtu.be/J_5TViRI0n0?si=1hE6OBERzenJKKY3
>>724566596MOTHERFUCKER
>>724538230Is not the skeletons that are cool, it's the skulls. They're surprisingly expressive without flesh covering them.
>>724556142Had this fucker as a kid, I need to find it
I think we should genetically modify skeletons so they can have big ears is the science close enough yet?
>>724566942Don't underestimate the aesthetic of a beautifully crafted ribcage.
>>724552268kino art
>>724567236of course nobody's hearing me itt
>>724538230They have no desires, no fear, no reason to be, just hack hack slash stab stab yahahahahaaa
>>724538230well it's because they- holy shit did you guys see that
Post dem skeltal musackshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cunKMWkE1yI&list=RDcunKMWkE1yI&start_radio=1
>>724568928https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjMMZt2vn30
>>724569239That really rattled my bones
>we'll become skeletons someday
Finally. A thread worthy of my presence.
I for one am glad the skeleton is our most-memed body system
>>724570094Lich Punk.....With his new single Get Phylactery....
they fune
I love skeletons so much it's unreal
i like skeletons, they are full of calcium and don't afraid of anything
HOLY FUUUUUUCJK
A SKELETON JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>724571695watch your step you bony bastard
A personal favorite
CHOOSE. YOUR. SKELE.
>>724571695Is this real?
>>724572117Yes.
>>724538230skulls look like they have permanent smiles on them.a skeleton running around beating shit up looks like it's having the time of its life even after it eventually gets hit and falls into a pile on the ground accompanied by xylophone sounds.look at these smug fucks.
>>724571969Why the fuck is this image so funny
>>724538230Memento mori motherfucker.
>>724571969>Normal Skeleton>Pirate Hat>Flight>Super Strength>Underwater Ruins>Professor Dracula
>>724571440The way they skid around
>>724571695Thats pretty cool.
>>724572773Looks so fucking cool.
>>724571969>Normal>Top Hat>Hypnosis >Time Travel>Spooky Tomb>Eric Von SkullkillTime to cause chaos across time and space.
>>724538515doesn't afraid*
>>724551459FUCKING FALSVKE SkeleCHADs are spookier than anything you can think of, get thoroughly boned nigger
>>724571969The guy that made this is a rabid agp faggotRuined my fun once I learned it
Every day I thank my skeleton for being so supportive.
>>724576992Death of the author, man. These days you just gotta enjoy the work and ignore the creator.
which vidya has the coolest skellies?
>>724571695Where is he going?
>>724576995Did that ungrateful fuck ever thank you for keeping it warm with your flesh?
Favorite vidya skellyman?Here's mine.
>>724577320Skul.
>>724538230It's cool to kill your enemy and add him to your ranks.
>>724578078Based necromancer.
>>724541928https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxyL3Ymbwn4
>>724538230You guys can't even move without muscles
>I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU.
>step foot into a cemetery>this starts playing - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zstTGMnIDLc
I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU
>>724578240Skill issue.
PICK THIS BONER, FAGGOT!
*pushes you over*
>>724540979boneworm? more like BORING worm
>>724578734tell him to eat shit
You will have a good time
>>724542018>>724542274>>724550282>>724555268>>724568928Seeing these silly skeleton .GIFs on Halloween is my favorite part of the year.
>>724538230the skeleton inside you is the ones telling you that
>>724577891The smoothest, blue-eyed skeleton.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpEnQhYgH0o
I hope I become a skeleton someday bros
The bones. Not the BONES.>has no bones>no bones>NO BONESTHE MOST POWERFUL ENEMIES HAVE NO BONES?!?????WHY DO THE GREATEST THREATS HAVE NO BONES????>DEMON KING PICCOLO: NO BONES>MA JUNIOR: NO BONES>GARLIC JR.: NO BONES>DR. WHEELO: NO BONES>LORD SLUG: NO BONES>FREEZA: NO BONES>COOLER: NO BONES>ANDROID 19: NO BONES>DR. GERO: NO BONES>ANDROID 13: NO BONES>CELL: NO BONES>BOJACK: NO BONES>YAKON: NO BONES>PUI PUI: NO BONES>MAJIN BUU: NO BONES>JANEMBA: NO BONES>HIRUDEGARN: NO BONES>FREEZA AGAIN: NO BONES>ZAMASU: NO BONES>JIREN: NO BONES>CELL MAX: NO BONES>GENERAL DILDO: NO BONES>BABY: NO BONES fuck you REEKdom, it's not """""beh-bee""""" you fucking retard>SUPER 17: NO BONES>SHADOW DRAGONS: NO BONES>OMEGA SHENRON: NO BONESGUYS WHAT IF OUR SKELETONS REALLY ARE WORKING AGAINST US? WHAT DO WE DO?
>>724538230One lives inside all of us. It is tricking you in to liking them
>>724579879bro just reinstalled his vertebrae
>>724552374>>724556810i met the guy behind this video. he works at riot games now doing low level graphics work. i told him this was easily my favorite of his works
>>724579968
>>724580058>pictured: YOU NIGGA
>>724556142>>724567128
guys I just got a boner
I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE
>>724580180
>>724580203You know the rules
>>724580180Reminds meWasn't there some sort of a 4chan(?) VN being developed a couple of years ago? What happened to it? One of the girls was a skelly just like this one. And her personality was skeleton puns.I believe there even was a demo.
>>724580253MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>724580203>Mr bones I want to get off your wild ride>you need to solve the riddle.>MR BONES I WANT TO GET OFF YOUR WILD RIDE.>repeat your answer please.
>>724580253holy shit man...
AHHH IM SORRY FOR CUSSING INSIDE OF THAT CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER WHEN I WAS FOURTEEN AHHH NOW I HAVE TO BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY AHHHHHHH
>>724581363AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>724544947Skelebro decks were so based
>>724552917Need this but with a gif of the boner boogying on the bottom
AND IT WAS ALSO THE NIGHT THAT THE SKELETONS CAME TO LIFE
is it just accepted that every skeleton voice is a take on/homage to he-man's skeletor?
skeleton lady...p-p-retty...
>>724582157Absolutely, that's like the pinnacle skellybones voice
>>724541928JACK, RELAX.
anyone got rattling quake3 skeleton?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6taadqGxs4
I remember reading a screenshot of some anon who always picked skeletons and skeleton-based strategies/armies in every vidya or tabletop game he played since he was a kid, and why he loves doing so.Anyone know what I'm talking about?
>>724538230Skulls are the only cool parts of the skeleton
>>724583449Why the fuck do you hate rib cages?
>>724576528>>724572148i need more skeletons with retarded captions like this
>>724538230It sucks that humans stole the spotlight from skeletons so hard.
>>724583680
>>724583729
>>724583856
do skeletons exist in space?
>>724583729>>724583856thanks
>>724584158well I hear Soviets had secret failed space missions and lost a few in space
damn this a good thread
>>724538230I dunno. Really. Maybe it's because of Jason and the Argonauts for me. But I love skeletons and I love them even more when they're bros.
>Only ~10% of whole skeleton >Just as coolHow did he do it?
>>724571969>Not posting the DLC
>>724538230they were designed that way
>>724541464Could be worse. At least you won't have to share a rooms with a "the human nervous system".
>>724578385Damn that skeleton knows how to infinite watch out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvKBd6FNZ9c
>>724551336Factually incorrect. Mummies have wraps that insulate them, keeping the heat in. Skeletons have no insulation, allowing them to radiate heat much more efficiently, keeping them cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFwXbp9bLlY
>>724584906Do you think skellies spook each other by saying "there's a brain inside your cranium RIGHT NOW"
>>724576528>>724583680
>>724579824>every single one of these retards dies to a fucking monkey with a skeleton controlling him, or Piccolo the Uncle Tom of BONELESSI think we'll be fine
I lost my ALCOHOLICS DON'T RUN IN MY FAMILYTHEY DIVE
>>724578705Holy manlet skelly.
>>724571695wtf is that real?
>>724584598Heads are where all the charisma is stored similar to how heads generally house neuron centers in fleshies. Ever see a headless skeleton make a good joke? FUCK NO, you haven't.
>>724571695Big Bones is coming for your booty and you can summon 3 fictional skeletons to come to your defense.
>>724585806
>>724586280thank you take this in return
>>724576992No, you're thinking of Tok. This cyoa was made by ScottyAnon
>>724584158ss13 plasmamen
>>724542274you might consider me rattled
>>724585806five finger death punch has an album based off that image
When I die, I'm gonna have my skull pulled outta my body and the rest of me turned into two carbon diamonds. Then said diamonds are gonna be rammed in my eyes. Have some gold laced around my polished bone and leave my head on the mantle in a frozen scream.
i am skeleton jelly
>>724580873Yeah Mon Girl GamuIt got quietly shelved or something and never released
>>724586720Go to the cyoa thread right now and ask them who made it.
>>724587578poor guy :(
>>724587578this one is too depressingfuck you anon, reported and hidden
>>724538230b
When Bones Goes Wrong
>>724584906>this is your build on INTgross
Every year, skellingtons are abused for the sake of entertainment and education. For a small donation of 1 (one) calcium, you can help a skeletino find a better home free of judgement and fleshie prejudice.
>>724538875For me, it's the Johnny Bravo tank.
>>724584906drrr drrrr....
Skeleton and Nervous System Creature are friends.
>>724584906Another skelly claimed by deep root diseaseTragic, really
>got any games on your phone?
>>724592429Jank
ENTER
>>724584158They even have rescue services
WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEARTDO NOT VIEW THIS IMAGE LEST YOUR MIND MAY BE BOGGLED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyoY0ck2OH8
>>724593828AHH IM GOING INSANE AHHH NIGGERS AHHH
