>she's in
>>724539768I've been grinding Race Park because the S Rank Time Trials scare the shit out of me
>>724539768If she's in, I'm in.
>>724539768Is she racing around on a motorized hospital bed?
>>724539768Is shadow giving maria a blowjob here
>>724539768Theyre in
>>724540119yes
>>724540173Lucky him
>>724539768YeahIn the ground
Uh yup, she's in.
Guess I'll be the one leaving tonight's lobby open until I get bored. 3643-1185
>error8619-6673
Made for D-art.
Maria, Shadows underaged...
>>724540173>The "Yes, I fucked an adult" face.
>>724539768Someone should mod her farting in a tuba like that 1 pic
Still thinking about that fanart of Shadow being shocked by a slut that looks exactly like Maria
>>724542068Would shadow try to whiteknight her to her displeasure?
Cat lobby58070782
I can only win with speed machines (130 rings, ring grab boost, collision boost and slipstream ring gain) now.Is there something wrong with me?
Yup, dead game.
>>724544335you can't say that at 2 in the morning, most people are asleep.
>>724544631No, Nintendo won again.We got too cocky and now we must pay.
>>72454400535979428communication error :P
>>724539949THICC
Power cars and characters are a lot of fun depending on the build. I love being a track bully stealing coins
>happen to miss the last group of item boxes, on any course>you have now automatically lost the race and the remaining 30 seconds are just a formality while you get anally raped by everyone else's OP weaponsGreat game.
>>724539768in my bed
>Complained a while ago that the Kit mod would be over Tails>See it got released yesterday>Goes over Nine tooNicethe model needs work though
>>724547158don't miss the last group of item boxes, anon
>>724547259And when the pack is so tightly squeezed together that some autist bumps me out of the way of them or grabs the one I was going for before I do?
>>724547308I am ashamed to admit i had laps where people dont let me grab an item box at all more times than i would like to admit
>>724546167>stealing coinsHand in in your sonic gamer license.
>>724540437based bot
>>724547308don't let that happen, anon
I have noticed something making per-character karts in this game
>>724539768In a coffin
Dead game lmao
>>724547259>some guy next to you voids all the item boxesgg ez
legend rank lobbies get so sweaty jfc
>>724550338this isn't karting anymore, lets slicer each other
10k tickets to go until I get all the horns and can finally... farm 17k more for the auras and the character profile.>>724550093no u
>>724550093>less than 2k peak lol.
>>724550093The 24/7 /v/ general makes it seem a lot more dead than it actually is.
>7 am>30~ second search>full human lobby (B rank)Am i being gaslit?
It's over
Check out what I found in the recycle bin behind Eggman's house.
It's under actually.
>dismal Steam numbers emerge>"IT'S ON MORE THAN ONE PLATFORM!">dismal PlayStation and Xbox numbers emerge>"WELL SONIC SELLS BEST ON NINTENDO, DUH">dismal physical Switch sales emerge>"WELL OBVIOUSLY IT WILL SELL BEST DIGITALLY!">currently in 87TH FUCKING PLACE on the Switch eShop>YOU ARE HERE
>>7245517401 million units in a month across six platforms is dire, they need to drop the price, they were crazy for trying to sell this at 70 bucks, even Mario BARELY gets away with that
>>724551740Can we see those console numbers?
flopnic sisters…
>>724551859It did 1 million units, globally, in TOTAL after 1 month across all its platforms. Do the math.
>>724552037So, no?
>>724551740I know you're just trying to bait but I'm genuinely curious why it matters? Not just to you but to anyone. Genuine question, not even seething. I see this kind of thing on /v/ a lot and I've never understood.
>>724552076>I am unable to perform basic numerical extrapolation based on data presented to meI'm not going to spoonfeed you anon. It does not change the fact the game is currently sitting at 87th on the Switch digital store, i.e. its supposed premier platform.
>>724552173More numbers = gooder game.Mario kart world won.
>>724552173What part of "if the game underperforms, it will not be supported long-term and the odds of another game like it being made are significantly reduced" do mouthbreathers not understand?
>>724552296Um, it sold over one million units at 90 dollars and is still selling? There's only going to be a 50% sale in december.Keep crying.
Lol
>>724552426You are a moron if you think a million units in 30 days is in any way significant. There are fucking indie games with an eighth of Crossworlds' budget that sleepwalk to that total in 24 hours. Pokemon does 6 million in a WEEK on a single platform.
>>724552173The game was bound to be in the crosshairs of shitposters, but all the "Crossworlds is going to wipe the floor with Mario" stuff only amplified things for the worse, especially since Sonic shared similar problems that people shat on World for.
>>724552615Outdated meme, Crash is getting a TV show now
>>724552625I don't think this game had a 200+ million dollar budget.
>>724552719>Same studio as Sonic Prime.At least they can both comfort each other in their shared pain.
>>724552923Sonic Prime was SO BAD. A multidimensional Sonic show should have been the easiest win ever, but instead it was "Sonic interacts with his friends with different hats on in one of four boring pre-set locations because our environment budget was a shoestring." And Nine was such a shitty villain, and that last battle that went on for like four episodes straight... GOD the whole thing pisses me RIGHT off, wasted opportunity.
>>724553045They jumped on the>That heroic character you love is actually a pathetic failure, all of his allies endlessly berate him about how much he sucks, he's so stupid and weaktrain late, too.
>>724553327>>724553045Samir...
>>724553327But:1. The Canto Bight segment served no purpose other than further fucking the rebellion and Finn and Rose just end up back where they started.2. If Holdo had told Poe the plan, he would not have staged a mutiny nor arranged said pointless Canto Bight mission that got half the remaining rebels killed.3. Rose was useless (objective) and poorly acted in my view (subjective.)If stating the truth is a red flag, I don't want to live in this world anymore.
are you guys getting new puma collab sanic shoes?
>>724553327and how many red flags would I get for replying "I didn't watch that shit movie"
>>724553045Sonic Prime was a master class in "improving" shit that didn't need improving.>Metal Sonic is Redditpool>Eggman split into five characters; collectively they are the least funny, least entertaining the character has ever been>"What if Tails was an asshole"
>>724554189lt's dobson, you really don't need to take anything he says to heart.Anyways, that video from last thread of the Spongebob track makes me even more glad he has no voice in this game, the weird wet sounds of his driving is bad enough lol (might be how everyone's vehicles sound on that track.)
>>724551580Is Metal okay
>>724554475wtf I want to fuck Maria now?
>>724554378I thought about it but basically all sizes are gone
>>724556364scalpers huh
>>724554475' E X O O O O O O O O
>>724539889Cute
Shes in
>>724544856fat
>>724558384God I wish
Given how the thread is right now, can't imagine there are any lobbies open?
>>724552615it's because sonic fans are not pussy bitches affraid of bad games
>>724552923Confirmed to not be the case
>>724559282I'm grinding through legend ranks hell, gomen.
>>724559282join me 26137860
>>724559839Warning, I have sincerely reflected upon my grievous playstyle, and decided to become worse.I have no intention of assaulting my fellow anon, but I'm also retarded
>>724551580canon after overlord jobbed
>>724539768
>>724560335god I wish that were me (maria)
>>724554475Shadow... was a lucky guy...
>>724539768>>724539949>>724544856Oh no shadow it's raining dead marias
>>724560506He still is.
Idk how we got in a low-ranked room, but hell yeah I'll take it after all the rape yesterday!
maria
If only sega didn't ask 90 dollars this game wouldn't have bombed...
MA
>>724551740What's your objective here, anon
RI
>>724560956>>724561027UMPH
I fucking hate how 0.001 second of going off-road can make you drop down nearly all the way to the bottom. fuck the pack mentality Sega had with this game.
O
>>724561189
>>724552296Idk Iizuka seems pretty ready to do a 2nd season pass, this narrative is falling aparthttps://gonintendo.com/contents/54063-sega-discusses-the-potential-for-more-sonic-racing-crossworlds-dlc
>>724552232>>724552625Stop seething over a cartoon hedgehog
>>724561302SHADOW GET DOWN!
>>724561095This is revenge.
>>724561308Yep and the fact he made this statement the same day they revealed it sold a million copies
>>724561308The game ia dead. Stop posting.
>>724561308>IF the game does well>IF IF IF IFLearn to read.
>>724561189>>724561302And then we wonder why the threads are being vanished to the generals
>>724561443This. Mario won.
>>724561308>“If enough people are coming in and playing it, there’s conversations about the game. We have one year of DLC, we could do year two, we could do year three of DLC. Tell us what you want! These are the things we can do because it is an online game. We could add new gadgets, we could balance the game differently.”BASED
>>724561178Yeaa...
>>724561302
This game, Palworld and Digimon really lives rent rent-free in Tendies heads huh lmao
>>724561302Shadow is having one of those days it seems
>>724561583Mario sold more and won.
>>724561583>t. schizophrenic
>>724561582Thanks. Needed a break from the grind anyway
DAMNIT, I lost the bomb shootout! Shoulda pulled the trigger, I might've won...
how in the fuck did laser drop me INSIDE THE DAMN FLOOR
>>724561778It's a weird, funny thing that I can say with 100% certainty that this person is currently masturbating.
Monster truck gets you monster truck! >:(
>>724561778
>>724561582>slopa>Maria crouches down to shit.pngHAHAAHAHAHAHA fucking pajeets I swear
>Thread so dead it devolves into ai softcore spam and erp to stay alive.For God sakes guys, can't you at least wait till later in the day to start a thread when people are actually going to play? This is damn near /vg/ tier.
https://gamebanana.com/mods/630303DAYTONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>724561583Based
>>724562350I told you this shit was going to die after the Persona event
>>724562350I agree that there shouldn't be a thread when nobody's playing, it's should be easy enough to just make one if you want to lobby with people.Though I'm pretty sure the spam is just the freaks trying to kill us on purpose.
>>724562457Its still here though?
Wow I wonder why no one is playing on a weekday morning
>>724562534Life support by the /vg/ trannies
>>724562350the loli guy is transparently another tendie spammer trying to get the thread deleted
>>724562409BLUEBLUE SKIES, I SEEEEEEEE
MotherFUCKER I hate that shuriken
>>724562409Kino
>>724562254True, even if Sonic is still very popular here we don't need a thread 24/7 when nobody's playing. I myself am a bit busy rn.>>724562409Now THAT'S a cool mod.
>>724562409finally, a good fucking mod, the hornet should have been in the base game
I hope Vector bro is here and we can play races someday.Seeing retarded Loliposters is so annoying
>>724562957kek, beat me to it
>>724562409holy sovl
>>724562409>>724562901at this point, mods are the only thing keeping the game alive for me. it's like new daily content drop instead of waiting every month, between characters, karts, and qol stuff.
>>724562650Peak mental illness lol
>double item box ahead>boost and throw magnet to make SURE nobody can snipe it>fucker spawns from the void to steal itAAAAAAH
I need him NOW
>>724563356yes, you do have mental illness>less than 1 min apart>one banned, other notnot the same guy
>>724563387this but HER!
Any lobbies?
So collision boost is good, right?https://docs.google.com/document/d/1y1rXAYbYNVvCb4WMmTBPrn9Edlsqql69CGKd4utXKVw/This guide just discounts it entirely... But I think it's REALLY nice actually, you're bumping into people alot more than you may think.
724563443>trying to save face>i-it's n-not the same goy :(((LOL
>>724563443Those images and filenames being that similar is no coincidence. Only someone with an autistic folder full of similar images would post those.
>>724563509Yeah its good, here's why.
>>724563509I use it, but I'm also a shitter so don't trust me.Great for the final stretch IF whoever you're trying to overtake doesn't have a weapon on hand or you're invincible.
>>724563689coincidences happen, especially when someone is, on 4chan, bitching about cunny, on /v/its pretty common for people to post those picrels whenever an anti-loli faggot starts barking. Proves they are a newfag because loli is site culturethey were under 1 min apart, making it impossible to be one guy.look, I have this saved too for such occasions, plus a "where do you think we are" one, and a "welcome to 4chan, heres your little girl" one its not shocking to see other people save pics for filename responses to the same thing
Aren't the Sonic prime characters "dead"? I thought their dimensions didn't exist anymore after the ending or whatever.
>>724563509collision boost is alright and it suits certain builds okay, but both the things it does well are done more consistently by other builds, and sometimes an unexpected boost can fuck you over sometimes especially with how janky car collision can bebut if you get lucky it can make races basically free>>724564109Werehog shouldn't even be able to exist anymore, much less during the daycanon doesn't matter here
>>724563362You cannot defeat third world McDonalds internet.
>missed the MARIA NVKEAIEEEEEEE
>>724563907The first turn wasn't gonna happen. Metal shouldve started turning early...
>>724563480I wish...
>>724563509The regular bumps done seem all that useful, but people bumping you after a hit and getting you going faster seems to happen a lot and is very useful. It feels like a dice roll for a slightly better quick recovery that comes at a lower cost.
>>724563963Ok, right after I post this, I bump a Vector from the side at the end of a race, he has no collision boost, I'm at max rings, and we're both going straight. Somehow HE'S the one who flies ahead, so I'm not sure what to think there
>>724564445thankfully, PChads will have that taken care of
After next month's festivals they're gonna HAVE to patch the game for pac-man and a bunch of sega characters...
>>724539768yeah we probably dont need a thread always up and running but we always make it to 500 posts. Making them in the middle of the night probably isnt the best idea
Cream is OP, Zavok is OPWho else is OP and I dont know about that
>>724564702
>>724564731I honestly don't seem the problem in keeping threads up if they make it to the finish line. Gives people chances to play with others if nothing else, so why not?
>>724563114>NormalfagI've been here for 16 years, retard.It's a drawing, idc, but you guys are ridiculously annoying now,And it's mostly zoomer lolitards, I have never seen older-gen lolifags act like this during MY time.UOOOOH CUNNY THIS CUNNY THAT.
>>724564724ENTER
>>724564881I suppose it works if you mod someone over every A.I racer
>>724539768Is he blowing her futacock?
>>724563968>Both images are of vampires with the exact same labels on them, being scared by a crucifix with "loli" written on it and both filenames were about loli gatekeeping.Yeah sure, two totally different guys. Also loli is great but that doesn't mean someone can spam a thread with ai slop and hide behind "site culture" as an excuse.
>>724564872thats my thought process as well. i made the thread just cause and blazefag made a lobby so i guess if i didnt they would have anyways
>>724564873>UOOOOH CUNNY THIS CUNNY THAT.no one said that though, you larping nigger.>>724560956>>724561027>>724561112>>724561189you are being a schizo, just like the "ITS THE TENDIES" guy in the thread right now.
Is there a way to play SSS online? it's way more fun than SS
>>724565081Pray
>>724564872actually looking at the thread maybe its fine
>>724565023explain how they posted in one minute of each otherhow one was banned but not the otherhow one was able to get both the post AND upload that fastits simply not possible, its two anons.
>>724565081Prease undastandu. Too much brast processingu.
I just about blasted that damn frontrunning Croc but someone else got me from behind RIGHT as I was about to throw the bomb!I just wanted to hurt that Vector! Is that so bad!?
724565163>but the upload is one minute apart!He's still going hahaahahahahahaha
>>724565081I don't know why these games always lock down the only good mode, it was a pain in the ass to play 200cc in MK8 online, MKW doesn't even offer the option for some retarded reason, and SSS has it but you're not allowed to use it online because fuck you.>>724564851Pawn always wins.
i fcuking love being trucked on the 2nd place
>>724565358>blasted>creamnot a coincidence.>>724565375>newfag cant operate 4chango the FUCK back and shut up, stop shitting up the thread you massive nigger.
>>724564990I have most of my AI racers modded over, with the exception of just 4. that post was just a sample from the zeena mod.
>>724565482greatest sonic doujin to ever exist
>>724565358yesalso you're grounded
3 races now, I'd have won if not for that VECTOOOR
>>724565482>>724565546she gets the good stuff, for sure
>>724565501>jennyI've got some downloading to do
>>724565738Need more of this Miku
>>724565154>>724565235>>724565453Man, World Match is okay in bursts but even with the Crossworlds it's starting to get dull. I really wish festivals weren't the only time when online has some variety.
>>724565738>nip slipANON DONT DO IT
>>724565738I CAN SEE IT
its over
>>724565858I can definitely see them doing it later on as a "big" update to keep people playing down the line.
O M G >>724565738 TWO MIGU'S?!?!?!
>>724563509It's very useful for the final stretch and borderline griefing everywhere else
>>724539768Sagebros I'm sorry but after a month I need a bit of character variety. This Riders mod sold me on Omega. also i made his board look cool as hell
>>724565986make that THREE!!
>>724565858How would or I guess should they go about it? Have SSS as an option before matchmaking, or have SSS versions of tracks be up for voting in regular lobbies?
>>724565986There are a handful of us.
>>724566078HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG
>>7245661293 options each race.2 Sonic Speed1 SSSMaybe sometimes they do vice versa.shrimple
>>724566193>There are a handful of us.Breh that's my pic lol
>Legend 7Neat. One more race and I'm out. Gimme my Aqua Forest plz
>>724566064Don't feel bad, variety is the spice of life. I'll probably pivot to Rouge or Migu at some point like I said I would before release.
>>724566208
>>724566129I would say to have SSS versions of tracks be up for voting in regular lobbies (and expand the number of options to compensate) but I feel like there'd be a lot of whining from casual players being dragged into the mode where they actually have to play the game.A separate menu option would at least make sure everyone who's into SSS can choose to only play it even if it takes longer to find a game.At the very least it should be an option in private lobbies.
>>724566357Am I not allowed to play Migu if I don't use own sourced pics? Fine
Thanks for hosting and playing together. I would keep going, but I'm starving
>>724566064I am a Metalfag but after roughly 700-800 matches in a row as him, I've decided I need to play others as well, there's no shame in switching it up.
>>724566484The first option would be nice as a thing for people above certain ranks. Gives newbies time to learn, while giving variety for more seasoned players.
>>724565738IS THAT
>>724566064Everyone's gotta switch it up eventually. I thought I had my top three nailed down but now Zavok has somehow managed to slip in.
GG's anon!
Is there a mod for Riders Eggman?Still not tired of playing as him.
>>724566693that blue hedgehog again, of ALL places
>>724566547Nah just funny that you responded with it>>724566693DELETED? HE MUST'VE GOTTEN BANNED
I hate you allI'm even into lolis but Maria is sweet and is not for sexual
>>724566713No wonder Joker got in over him.
>>724566129I think a 50/50 chance of a lobby being SS or SSS before track selection once you enter legend would be feasible. Making selectable SSS tracks among SS tracks wouldn't work as good imo since some builds work better on SSS than SS so it would turn whether you have the right gear or not into a coin flip
Hey, is it alright if I use this as a bananza thread instead?
>>724566129SSS would ruin balance unironically. Power and Acceleration would be far worse than they are, and it'd be 66% Handling with some Boost and Speed radicals. Already almost nobody plays Acceleration, but it'd be even worse, diversity'd be gone.>>724566705>ZavokSimple. Zavok said "COME!" and they came. All of them. Even the anons. I'm playing him because he is genuinely cool with that voice acting, and I hated Lost World
>>724566774Yea but it's part of that fuckhuge riders pack so you have to get the specific model thru their megahttps://mega.nz/folder/j9QmBCZZ#qCvP7OwhO4zNqk7TSAJNAg/folder/6ogQSLCJ>>724566849Oh well good to know
>>724566969Out, filthy monkey. This is a crocodile game.
>>724566861A kid playing rebel vs the real deal. I'll just have to wait for a mod if I wanna play him I guess.
>>724556263i need to see that pic in full
>>724566969Thanks, guys. I think we needed a bananza thread
i cant win a single game with silver my godthis twink is weaker and gets pushed more easily than cream
Why is warp ring banned from online play?It's just a goofy catch up item. Is there something horrifically broken about it i'm not aware of?
I wonder what they’ll do for the next 3d dk game
>>724567402I think it'd be basically baggers going almost afk, picking up a drill, and then using the warp ring to go from lap to 3 and winning. I don't know if that's how the item works because it's gadget + offline only
any lobbies?
>>724567218https://gamebanana.com/mods/623159modded mine day 1
>>724566064This is what mine looks like.Play who you sincerely like, no need to limit yourself.
>>724567531make one
>>724544005>princess>nipples protrudingvery disrespectful
>>724567570she's finally growing it's natural
>>724567538based chad
>>724567531>>724559839
>>724567843who's the artist anyway I love rare jap sonic artists
>>724567402I was wondering the same thing. It seems to just warp you to the next person in front of you, so you are only gaining one place at most. It can also be blocked the same as slime or weights. Meanwhile a drill or truck can let you gain much better positions even if someone uses a shield to protect themselves as you pass by. Unless I am also missing something it seems like the least useful catch up item for actually placing well. The one exception I can think of is if one person happens to be much better than everyone else and you use the warp ring from second to take advantage of the gap they created.
>>724567904Aoki6311
>>724567913>>724567402iirc, there's a glitch with it that turns you invisible or something.
>>724567402>>724567507>>724567913It was simply the cause for the bug in the beta that spawned an invisible barrier before the crossworld rings when used in certain situations, Sega's fix was to delete it from online.
>>724539889Sonic has lost his edge, He didn't once reel in disgust over the idea of Eggman ever having a child.
>>724568369its not like eggman ever actually fucked anyone
>>724568369Sonic wouldn't do that in general
>>724568448It is part of his masterplan however.
>>724567697BIG CAT TIDDIES
>>724568579
>Zavok wrecks me and a bunch of other guys with a giant bob-omb>STRIKEI'm not even mad.
>>724567081Miku Sex!
maria sexo
>>724539768You joke, but yeah, she should be in.>This is a spinoff game, doesnt affect canon>She's a fan favourite, even more thanks to SxSGENs and Sonic 3 the movie.>A lot of people would pay for her if only for cute wholesome moments and fanart fuel featuring her and Shadow racing together.When you think about it, it makes perfect sense. You dont need to revive her in the next mainline game, at the end this is just fanservice, the good, non-pervy kind.
>>724567081Many thanks.
>>724569189imagine a cool riders outfit made just for this game, akin to migu getting a unique outfit.
>>724569189It's literally canon KEKThey even came up with an explanation for how they go to some of the locations, it's a simulation created by King Donny.
>>724569628Make her a part of the simulation.
what is that eggman satellite doing outside online lobby tho
>>724569628Give me my simulation Maria wife then
>>724570273would
>me in the monster truck>moderate speed>them in the monster truck>speed boost out the ass
Remember when snoys said that Hatsune Miku and Sonic were just as huge as Mario before this game flopped? Good times.
>>724570376Speed wisp + monstro truck combo is the hidden comboOr slipstream bounty + ring speed gain
KYOJIRIYOJIRI
https://files.catbox.moe/pm0ioc.webmOnce again, laser has betrayed me. How's this shit even HAPPEN??
>>724570273
>>724570804I never use those near turns. Thing is WHACK
>>724570862meant for >>724570341
>blizzard valleyWelp I'm losing
>>724568676dead
>Timed outKay
https://files.catbox.moe/dl19j1.webmI must go now. My people need me.wtf with this kill zone thoughalso timeout, lobby is killhere new one.45918115
>>724571134but you should. most of the timeeven if the teleport stops, it can't respawn you at a turnyou'll be invisible until you drive on some straight line
>>724570862>>724571248Also still would
>>724572076Oh no, don't get me wrong, I do in a sense. Just not right AT the turn. I do it a bit away from it, so the wisp extends to make the turn, and I get more time zipping around.
>>724563114This will never be true no matter how hard you tourists push it.
https://files.catbox.moe/hof9zy.webmi hope when this game is updated they fix shit like this.
>>724571915He later crashed into the ARK
https://files.catbox.moe/qk045k.webmgetting hit here is the WORST.
>>724572113
>>724572489nice edgebug
they really should have released some balance changes and introduce super speed into online by nowone month and zero changesand they didnt even announce nights
>>724572489Fucking Apatos and its fucking balcony.>>724572491https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqzmVvga_so
https://files.catbox.moe/lax95k.webmmmmm love the taste of air wall.
sega pls fix your serversnew lobby73331732
>>724572815My evil(?) ARKwife can't possibly be this cute
>>724566484SS and SSS require pretty different builds if you want to be optimal, so I think they probably wouldn't mix them together.
>>724573271very much evil.
>>724572805>>724573161my man just not havin a good day today
>>724573507these are old clips i never posted before desu, but that first one you linked happened to me AGAIN today.
hehe
So when are we giving this general a mascot?
>>724573962i vote for best girl
>>724562409wow, didn't expect to see my mod posted on here. surreal. thanks everyone.
WHERE SPONGEBOB
>>724574341Thank you, dude. This was on my wishlist, so seeing a mod for it really makes my day. >>724573625getting all that bad mojo out before the next festival, don't worry>>724573831wave'd
Always some cock sucker with a boxing glove ruining my day.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF GIVING ME A BLUE BOOIF EVEN IF I USE IT INSTANTLY, IT CAN NEVER RESOLVE BEFORE THE RACE IS OVER
>>724574696sorry bro it's what i do
fuck man, the errors won't stop. Guess I'll take a break for now then. GGs, y'all.As a parting gift, here's a clip that I feel good about.https://files.catbox.moe/hglqdp.webm>>724574525next month.
>>724575584The Super Sonic Racing effect is real
on another note, i have a new appreciation for that fast bomb charge gadget. It's super satisfying bowling over so many people with those things.
>>724575584GGs
>>724569714>>724569745>dodon pa found on the epstein island flight logs
>Try to take optimal curve in boat>Retard hugging the wall bumps you to the opposite side constantly til you melt into the fucking wallWhen is power gonna stop being cosmetic?
>>724566064I play every character in the roster but Sage is still my top 2 (piss sage took too long to get that voice mod), no worries anon.
Hello. I would like to play the videogame with (You), the player.
>>724576930i would go full power car power char if it fucking WORKEDlend me your power... this is MIKU on a fucking EG we're up against...!
>>724539949made for BWC
Average final shortcut wisp
>>724577264I agree the werehog should give it to her.
Maria the PALG
>>724577523
>>724577310YEP IT'S SONIC RACINGany lobbies up btw?
>>724577764>>724577361no, make one
>>724577310the amount of trucks people get in the final lap looks like cheats at this point
>>724577378HOLY FUCKING SEXO
why would blaze do this to her daughter
>>724577310>Oh I know, I'm going to put an ultra shortcut at the very last turn!>Sugoi ne! What a great idea, let's put that on every single track, surely that'll make the game more FUN!
>>72457824815933272
>>724578592>take the shortcut>lose>don't take the shortcut>lose but slowerThe only answer is to intentionally slow down
>>724578592Ultimate Charge Aero GODS, our time is whenever they decide to release our gadget
>>724578480she gets bored
>>724578480UOOOH
coomers are posting ABSOLUTE GEMS today, christ.
I’m surprised /v/ allows generals now
>>724579331tru can't believe my twitter thread died for this
>>724579228comes with the package if OP decides to start a thread with Maria.
>>724578469
>>724578698^^^
>>724579331Only if it's at least 70% fapbait and dudes gooning.
>>724579331Sonic unites all
>>724579443sauce?
>>724579331>nowAI slop and yugioh master duel generals have been allowed for years now.
>>724579331Have you never been in a Touhou thread? It's nothing but mindless generic /dbs/ style shitposting and ritual posts by avatarfags.
>>724580979glory to the
>>724577523Sexo...
>>724563509It's fun, and that's what matters.
It’s been hours and I’ve only seen like 3 posts actually talking about the game and not just lusting over underage sonic girls
We failed, but we failed side by side
>>724581821HEWON
Why do I keep getting run over by trucks today?
>>724582014With a stroke of luck, they became a monster truck
I hate race park grind
I'm a tard and only just realized Sage's hair is supposed to be an egg.
>>724563509>people have been getting free air tricks when I Spin Drift them this entire timeMy life is a lie, holy shit. Still using it though.
pshyco monster truck runs me over and falls off the edge lmao
>>724539768>meanwhile a lot of characters won't be included on speed simulator, including Super Neo Metal Sonic
I think this will be my last race, getting really tired. thanks for the races
>>724578653GGs, let's get sawed in half more next time
>>724583547almost looks like he's in a wheelchair
Sorry Jet! Hope somebody else can take over the lobby for me
>>724583784eh ill just do 1 or 2 solo queue then go back to trying arc raiders, at least i can appreciate its more actual gameplay than tarkov, in tarky half the "gameplay" was done in the lobby and i just dont have the stomach for that
>daniel barnes (scrapnik island and chaotix anni writer) is writing a sage spinoff miniseriesShe won.
>>724581821kino
>>724583547disabled sonic
>>724578698How is that going to stop you getting run over by a truck
>>724584557>Ultimate Charge Aero>Ultimate Charge>Boost Tuner 2>IQ: 6Oh yeah, it's racing time.
>>724584557Being able to front run AND take the shortcuts will be game changing.
>>724584191WHAT!!!!!!!!!DANIEL FUCKING BARNES IS WRITING IT???holy fuck it's realGenuinely amazing news, he's the most solid writer at IDW.
>>724585083All you're doing is taking the shortcuts everyone else is capable of taking due to the better items they getAnd you're competing with their slipstreams making the whole pack move faster than you while slinging blue boos and anvils your wayI don't think it will be better than ultimate charge
>>724585317Except you can take every shortcut, while also taking much tighter driving lines because you have 5 whole seconds of being able to go offroad with it per boost. This is pretty substantial.
Sexo
>>724586394How do mobians procreate if theyre featurless af
Wait, the auras you get for rank are randomized? I see a guy in legend 7 with the dark aura, but I'm also 7 and don't have that. I got autumn leaves instead.
>>724585193He's an asshole, but writtes better than flynn
>>724586756Asshole how? I have seen him be all "don't put down Ian flynn" on twitter, and just talking back to people being open dipshits.
I want them NOW
>>724587545I don't really get where this artist's connection between cow fetish stuff and NiGHTS comes from, especially if you're going to keep her flat, but I'm listening
>>724587290It's the innocence that gets me.
>>724581920Welcome to your average Sonic thread.
>>724554378No lie I logged into the Puma site at exactly 12AM, when they were released, and bought a pair. I went back to the page at 12:02 and all the human sizes were gone. I was going to wear these like an autismo but if they're up on eBay for two grand I might have to devolve into a scalper.
>Get 6 likes in one lobby for some reason>Then get the map voteShame I only got 5th
>>724588238The milk is stored in the balls.
>>724584191Holy Based
Are extreme gears ever optimal in time trials? Feels like if there's too many turns for speed the next best thing is always handling.
>>724586553someone draws a new one
>>724591441I used EGs exclusively for SS and used a speed car for most of SSS, only exceptions being handeling for Casino and Urban Canyon. All S ranks thankfully
>>724586394IMAGINE
>>724593226which speed car
4131-3076
>>724595284Wrong lobby id4316-3440
>>724587545SEGA just wants Miku to have a little more fun before she's powercrept out of existence by the new, better, hotter QUEEN of BOOST.
>>724586756>>724587381oh, no, I'm seeing the validity behind calling him an asshole.He's just getting all of his thoughts out there...
>>724595427Sorry my NiGHTS is a KiNG of dreams.
>>724595427I want to fuck this thing so badly like you wouldn't believe
>>724595328>4316-3440GGs, something came up.
>>724595825More power to you, brother. The Mikucels will TREMBLE regardless.
>>724593321Vectorbros!
Finally got that S rank.
>>724595948many are saying this
16283691
>>724596632Nice work anon, that's a doozy.
>>724596632Its not that hard on SSS
Uhhhhh... Jetbros? Our response???!?!
5 years ago if you told me a sonic game would have daily threads over a month after release that all hit bump limit, i would've laughed and called you a schizo
>>724597414Why? Sonic autism is one of the strongest forms of autism.
>>724597414desu its mostly coom posting
>>724597414Who would've thought finally releasing 2 pretty good games in a row would have that effect.
>>724595427>>724596138Alright, these threads have convinced me. If NiGHTS actually gets in as a Boost character I'm going to spend a week playing as them AND dedicating all of my fap sessions to them.If they are any other type they're getting trashed.
>>724597365Why can't sega let shitty shitty shitty characters just die. Like Charmy and Big?
>>724539768Is she really? I don't remember Maria ever getting to be a playable character before.
>>724593226Similar approach here, though currently about 70:30 A:S and used handling and speed about equally for SSS. Mainly wondering about pushing times further, if there are specific tracks where EG's midpoint stats between Speed and Handling hit a sweet spot (or the boost difference meaningfully matters)
they seriously need to buff wisps
>>724597414now listen anon if you told me that id encounter a guy who was exiled from /trash/'s sonic the hedgehog general for being too autistic even for them i would struggle to believe you but not only did i encounter them i learned why and i wont deny it, he deserved it. being rangebanned from ./trash/ for being too autistic in a sonic focused general is genuinely impressivei do not doubt anything happening since then, no matter how unlikely. thankfully its prepped me for several other instances like this down the line
>>724597607I love Big. He's chill and has a great theme. I don't mind Charmy much.
>>724597804>being rangebanned from ./trash/ for being too autisticHow do you fucks even know about such shit?
>>724597061For someone of my skill level is was pretty tough.
>>724593226
this guy cracks me up, he doesnt even race to win, he just uses the chao on lap 3 to cause chaos
>>724597932dont question it. ive seen it happen enough on /vg/ in other generals. just know that there was once a /lolg/ poster named Hans, who single handedly got rangebanned from posting ANY links or images, and any time he tried to bypass it hed be found fast. some people posting are so passionately fucked up that they need special tard handling to deal with. Hans specifically was rangebanned in the UK, Germany and France so as long as he tried posting within those territories he couldnt unless it was absent of any links or images.
>>724596802New lobby code49153430
>>724598635So what you're saying is that...he's a real joker?
>>724598880a rascal even
dropping Cream on my throbbing fat adult bwc
Does anyone else consider "Follow me" to be Cream's theme song? Or just me?
just got fucked in a race because the retarded fucking laser pathfinding decided to shoot me vertically up onto the invisible path on pumpkin mansion instead of using the off-road shortcut
>>724599069You're an idiot.
>>724599069Follow Me feels so much like an Amy song. None of the other Heroes themes feel so focused on a single character like that one does.
>>724597574Realistically the chances are pretty decent, NiGHTS is an all-rounder in base stats in Transformed, but "boosting" is pretty core to NiGHTS's gameplay in both her own games (she even had a boost meter before Sonic did) and she has an EG in CrossWorlds, so it's possible. They could bait-and-switch and make her handling, but it will have been so long since Miku by that point that if they choose not to make NiGHTS boost, I'll just assume they want Miku to be the only one.
>>724597607Charmy would be good if they leaned into him being a fanboy like in Shadow the Hedgehog (2005)
An aqua mod has been nuked by the crossworlds modding jannies just cause she wears a skirt, and forced the creator to add pants to her, you can't make this shit up
>>724597414Feels a little forced, honestly. These threads can last longer than a day at this point and still have barely any on topic discussion. Like I swaer some of you just want to have a sonic general that isn’t /sthg/
>>724594969Full Dark Reaper130 Ring Limit Ring Gain BoostSpeed Machine Kitsorry for late reply
>>724599783/sthg/ pretty much doesn't function the way its supposed to. the audience there is mostly fanfic writers and disgruntled artists
>>724599783Yeah, I'll just be waiting on /v/eekend-esque threads whenever there's a new festival because that's when these threads are actually lively. Otherwise, these threads have mostly just been sluggish Sonic generals/fap discussion for the past week or so.
the dinosaur jungle part where you ride on the side of the dinosaur before the portal wasnt legit playtested, holy shit what a mess of a terrain
>>724601761It works just fine if you drive in a completely straight line and don't drift at all, which is what I imagine the average playtester would be doing
>>724599702he uploaded the original somewhere, right???
northern islands is such a bagging stage holy fuck
>>724600239no worries, thanks. i'll give it a shot
Hang in there, Shadow brother. You're doing better than you might think.
>>724599702>the crossworlds modding janniesNot a modfag. There are pearl clutching jannies for mod websites, of all things?
>>724569189Honestly as much as I hate it I like the that SEGA respects the deceased characters enough to not make them playable in side games.
Is Ocean View supposed to be one of the harder SSS stages or do am I just sucking rn
>>724603105hold the charge for the entire water section every lap
Any lobby up?
>>724603105I'd want Rouge to suck me rn if you get my meaning. If you understand my subtext. If you ponder on my implied wordplay.
>>724599702I bet 2 rings you are hiding the fact she probably wasn't wearing anything underneath because le canon no panties and was shocked the gamebanana jannies would remove it.
What would happen if they up the framerate on the chao audience in the beginning of races
>lose in apotos because the last flying section has 2 invisible speed vacums that if you get it you slow down to 50 mph
>>724603105>>724603253I should mention I was referring to Time Trial, but assuming you were replying with that in mind, I'll give it a shot.
>>724603269Yeah>>724598869
>>724603509That's exactly it.
>rouge blows a kiss at the screen for her level 3 boostI am GOING TO CUM.
>>724599702pics?
>>724603805did you download it?
>>724603553i wish for a mod that fixes the background mobians
>>724603745>com error while changing my gadgetsThis game is held together with 2 nickles and a dream.
holly shit i am sick of the tornado
>final stretch>my items are tornado and dark chaoJUST
Racing without gadgets feels barely different I can still come out 1st or 4th
https://x.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/1984026560501072111she's in
You fuckers are lucky I don't believe in friendly fire or that saw would've been used sooner.
>>724605745love you anon
>>724539768i wish
>>724599252>>724599254I just want my favorite character to have a theme song...
i legit think the most cancer build will eventually become power machines with slipstream and ring boosts, these faggots do not take damage at all is like perpetual silver surfer but you can actually go fast if you follow ring trails
>the timing of that ghostPraise the heavens.
what's with people driving crazy all around
>>724606171it's herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RtfYKNOw-I
Cool. I haven't launched this game in a few days, but that's pretty good, right?
>>724567247>>724556263
>>724606509Bro everyone here is in the top 1000...
>>724606497Comfy...
>>724599304I miss BD Joe. A Sega game about chaotic driving should be a mandated day 1 inclusion in a game like this.
>>724606509respectable
>>724598635people really underestimate just how much you can actually grief others in this game even if it's at your own expense too
>>7245988693/4
Is 240 race park wins getting to the 70 ticket mark or clearing the 70 ticket mark
>>724605592He's in
>Hidden World gets chosen>I get d/c'dWhew I need to eat anyway. GGs Shadow twins, I'll rejoin if the lobby is still up when I'm done.
>>724606959Thanks, Blaze, see you next time. Now 2/4
>>724606087PAWGexo
>>724593321>>724586394huh. I guess femFinite really did get to exist. that one anon would be ecstatic.
>the aqua mod was realPLEASE someone tell me they download it before it got cucked
>get invited to a /v/ro lobby>timeout before even a single raceDid Sega blow all the netcode money on getting Spongebob?
>>724608732>unreal engine game full of jankwhat made you think that anon?
>start game>go to world match>time out>close gamefuck you sega
>>724608893Patch at the end of november.hopefully it'll actually fix shit.
>>724609047lol. lmao even.
Play Sage.
>>724582474Is it?
>>724552296I'm not sure why you're getting so mad when I was just asking a question. Maybe you need to spend time off the site for a little while. This doesn't seem very healthy for you.>>724552692That makes sense, thanks for the explanation.
>>724606845Getting to the 70 ticket mark
>>724609981ballin'
>people park their main account at 9999 then just use an altthe fuckthere are no stakes held here
if you're try harding in a kart racer you deserve to be beaten by black men in a dark alley
if you're outplaying me, suck my nutsif I'm outplaying you, suck my nuts
>>724610704I think I want to start using meta builds...
>bare titty, full nipple Wave goes unnoticed all threadfeels good™
>>724611109where? I don't see it.
Getting closer.
