gamers are winning
Is this game good or is it just shills?
>>724540414good game
>acts angry>punches her crush>potty mouth>is secretly a bottomHUH?
>>724540414Game is fun. It has at least enough replayability to go through it a second time. Hella ad placements though. Brings an unusual sense of realism to the conversations
>>724540414it's not a game, it's a western VN made by those normalfaggot DND people
>Blonde Blazer>Not even blonde>>724540414The writing is generally p good, but given that it’s a movie game you can just watch it on youtube. The dispatching gameplay is meh.Also Aaron Paul (and Robert by extension) carries this game hard.
>>724540274Miss, I can see your delicious, pepperoni slice areola sticking out.
>>724540414Yes
>>724540459Way more common than you think
I love his voice. Nice that aaron paul has range because robert doesn't sound like him at all.
>>724540459S-tier Brat character, made for correction, whoever wrote her knew what they were doing.
I just did two runs and my findings are >Coop is missed less than Sonar, both in and out of gameplay. Only one who really cares is the dwarf and he's mostly reasonable about it. Malevola is super bitchy if her boy sonar gets canned >Waterboy is more useful than phenomaman. Pman may have boosted stats but his passive is rough as fuck. Waterboy has low stats but if you use him as a secondary he starts to level up pretty fast.
>>724540459TOTAL TOMBOY SEX
>>724540617He sounds like him in places (think El Camino Jesse) but he does generally sound p dam good.It’s crazy how we have two monotone sounding characters (Robert/Sonar) and one is just so much fucking better acted.
>>724540446It's "game" you watch on YT for an hour or two and the forget about it the next day
>>724540505Oh so it's another game for porn addicts by porn addicts like BG3.
NOOOOOOO! I shouldn't have fired Sonar! Help me Blazer!!!
>>724540505>normalfaggot DND peopleodd way to refer to Telltale devs
>>724540414It’s clear by their almost robotic writing that it’s just shills, a western vn in which you gets cucked or something wouldn’t be that popular here… so I can only infer that the people discussing this slop in a positive light are cuck fetishists or shills.The characters they keep posting are fucking ugly too
Bro how the fuck is Robert 26? He’s been fighting in the suit since he was 11?
>>724540414>gameHAHAHAHAHAHAHAit's capeshit for lonely millenials
Start doing this
>>724540690To be fair, Moistcritical isn't really a voice actor, he's just a youtuber.
>>724540414yes to both
>>724540860Sure but that begs the question of why they even brought him on.Jacksepticeye at least tries.
>>724540664Also if you fire Coupe, you get a “Sonar will remember that popup”, but you don’t get the same the other way round. Not sure what that means yet.
>>724540414It's not the trainwreck everyone thought it would be, that's for certain.
>>724540274i wish there were more of BB
>>724540459>secretly
Maybe the Critical Role people aren't really all that bad.
>>724540860Can we frame this post and hang it somewhere for EVERYONE TO SEE???
>>724540756Send this this moist critical
>>724540890Sonar just has super hearing and he might bring it up later.
>>724540505 >>724540572so this is what this board had become
>protag with a faceNot interested.
>>724540734ye
>>724540906Why do people hate Critical Role so much? Is it just because their show is popular with normies?
Am I the only one who thinks Critikal did better than Jacksepticeye? They’re both just doing their YouTube voices, but I dunno, I just think Charlie’s voice fits better with Sonar than Jack with Punchup
>>724540414It's "This is the police" but for onions.
>>724540274>generic sassy black bitch>she's actually OP as fucki may have judged you too harshly
>>724540860I feel like it was a voice director thing, or maybe his early recorded lines were exceptionally bad, because he does have some lines that sound fine, and others that sound completely awful.
>>724540994I’m gonna give it a couple days before people start realizing just how overpowered Prism is
>>724540836that's actually pretty on brand for a mecha pilot
i wish i could have saved all of them from a life of crime and remained vocel.
>>724540890Im guessing there's gonna be a fallout for whoever you didn't pick. Coop going back to being an assassin seems likely and its also possible that Sonar becomes problem given his sleaziness and intellect. They also both have strong ties to another member on the team
When is the full game out?
>>724540968It’s mainly just Jack putting on more of an accent and actually trying to get into character.Critical didn’t even really bother too much.Still I’d cut Coupe rather than Sonar because Coupe is too much of an asshole.
>Send Sonar to bust up a drug deal>He snorts all the cocaine
>>724540617I guess I'm too used to hearing his voice, but I still hear Jesse at timeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ9zugph0PU
>>724541079
>>724541041Fair enough desu.He just feels late 30s early 40s
>>724540965Kinda. I actually liked Critical Role a lot during its first years with Campaign 1 being actually very fun to watch. It had this "a bunch of friends shooting shit playing D&D" comfy and authentic vibe. But at some point (IMO around C2) they kinda became this corporate entity where you can tell they are playing the game not for themselves but for the clicks and for the audience, because that's what's printing money.
In a different world, Sonar would be voiced by Troy Baker and he’d be hamming it the fuck up
>>724540889Of all the ecelebs, moistcritikal stands out as by far the worst. Waterboy is probably the best.
>>724541201>Fun times with friends becomes corporate entityThis shit happens too many damn times
>Halfway through the story>Shroud has been a non entity
>shartuber talkick thread
>>724541241Yeah I was genuinely surprised by Joel.I think a big part of it is that he does a lot of skit work so it was easier for him.Also Waterboy is a p easy character for him to play given he likes playing super awkward people
>>724541271would be cool if this was waterboy a la mechaman blue if you know what i man
What was her endgame here?
Charlie clearly recorded his voice lines in his home using his headphones
>says “this is bullshit” 20 times
>>724541364she has low self-esteem and poor impulse control due to her low income environment upbringing there was no plan there, she is also 27 so you know its bad.
>>724541392reeks of Alanah recoding her VA over the phone for cyberpunk
>>724541413>low income
>>724540693no sounds like you have dementia
>>724541393Honestly she’s worse than Charlie sometimes.She just constantly drops the accent
>>724541441Why was she so flustered when she woke up?
>>724541032my most used heromostly paired with karlach
>>724541441you have poor reading comprehension, also she is/was a thief. we do not know the cost of a studio apartment in southern LA
>>724541449almost like none of these people are actors. Who could have possibly seen this coming? At least they have the decency to limit their actual story involvement.
>>724540664I fired her simply because she was the one who first started the sabotage shit
>>724541271Bet they're actually Robert's pops, who faked their death and took up the identity of their "killer"Why? Fuck if I know. Just get that vibe
>>724540414Shills.
>>724541470sex dream about her boss
>>724541449I don’t know how that’s possible when she’s literally Australian
Holy shit you guys lied. Blazer isn't used goods she's a pure Aryan waifu
>>724540664What’s p mans passive?
>>724540991First time I've seen that game mentioned here in ages. Honestly had a ton of fun with it, really unique game
>>724541575Finding a reason to go on
>>724541571She's not pure Aryan waifu. She holds a dark secret.In reality she's a brunette.I know, this ruined her in my eyes too. Fucking hack writers.
>>724541571>aryan
>>724541517There is definitely something fucky about Shroud knowing exactly how everything with the mechasuit works. If not direct family someone that built/worked on the suit before.
>>724541575If he succeeds. he is ready to be sent back out basically instantly. If he fails, he instead takes a long ass time cause he's having a melty. Also he fucks off instantly on the second shift to go stalk Blondie
Why did she promise him boobs but not deliver boobs?
>>724541571you believe some 30 year old from LA is pure?
>>724540274this game is pain in the ass to pirate every week. great thinking from the devs.
>Invisigal boobs>Blonde Blazer areolaWe aee eating good fellas
>>724541683She's a girl scout
>>724541743"tight as a 10 year old" I believe the saying is
>>724541639My current theory is that Shroud built the Astral Pulse to help Mecha Astral help his community. Rn I’m thinking he killed Astra l because he saw him as a sellout.
Sonars VA sucks so bad and it's such a weird fucking accent that makes no sense for his backstory
>>724541743mandy is a fuckinngggg whooooorrreeeeee
>>724541704Bro just fucking wait lmao
>>724541794I was thinking it was going to be that he was the original inventor and Bob's grandfather stole the tech from him.
>>724540617I forget it's Aaron Paul unlike in Bojack.
invisigal is meant to be mexican right?
>>724541641Damn at least Waterboy can be statted up to make his passive work
>>724541864she's MEANT to be my wife; who gives a damn about her nationality?
>>724541860 I just forgot bros. I remembered, but then later I stopped rememberering but then I remembered again in time to make this post. that's how memory works. I've already forgotten again.
>>724541864Filipino
>>724541926so you're saying she'll be fertile even into her late 50's?
>>724541824It's a youtuber who talks in a monotone voice. Half the cast are e-celebs to bait twitch retards.
does anyone know what the photocopy goatse was even about
>>724541962sure worked, didn't it?
I am 100% sure Phenomaman is going to be problem later on.
Tomboy
>>724540274I FUCKING DID ITEPISODE 4 FIRST SHIFT 100%HOLY SHIT FUCK YOUR FORCED LOSE BULLSHIT
wish the scene with the royd carrying mechaman had been his introduction instead of the strange bathroom interaction
The shot of Phenomaman clogging traffic was fucking hilarious
>>724542039this nigga got like 150 IQhow the fuck
>>724541926
>>724542032What a fucking coomer
>>724541864I think they're still doing the whole VA ethnicity has to be the same as the character's thing, so generic nondescript ethnicity, but white if they've got to outright state it; Blazer's current VA was originally the Inivis' VA, before she swapped because she wasn't convincingly mean enough.
>>724542114so why is it there?
game has some great sound design, and the soundtrack goes very hard at some points
>>724542001Did it? Did he even stream the game?
game has great BOOB design, and MY DICK goes very hard at some points
ive felt like phenomaman the last 10 years
>>724541971I didn't get it also that's not how photocopiers work all you'd see is two cheeks it's not a camera
>Visi after episode 4
>>724542205wow. some people are really not good at basic observation.
>>724542114Is this a parody of that Asian seethe comic or is it the original?
>>724540459pure kino they actually added this scene into the gamecaught me off guard when I realized what I was watching desu
>>724542253It's the original>>724542146To this day, nobody knows
Charlie chose blonde blazer over invisigal
>>724540617i always thought hes pretty goodhe was in ffxv prequel movie too as the main lead
>>724542102Guides and replaying, I guess. There are so many random hidden consequences like 'pick Hero X for a specific mission and your entire team gets XP'
>>724542304why would anyone give a fuck
>>724542146They wash their asshole
>>724542315I thought he was just okay in that one. 'What you see is what you get" situation.
>>724542369just get a bidet...
>>724540414It's pretty good
>>724540965roleplay vs rollplay
>>724542423heh. you didn't know that the word good actually means bad so what you really just said is the game is bad.too good for you.
>>724541571>tfw>Blazer mentions "we are all about diversity here" and gives a laugh after saying that>tfw assumes indian guy is from somewhere else and surprised it was florida>tfw when she broke up with Phenomaman she doesn't really care about his feelings since he is "an alien and not a real person"tfwOne of the playthroughs I've seen asked if she was low-key racist tendencies since ep 1 but didn't see it much until episode 4 nowIs Blonde Blazer's big secret just that she says the n-word off work or something but when asked about it she makes the excuse, it is only when she is singing a song that has the word in it?
>>724541743All scouts are either molested by their troop leaders or one of the older kids in the group, maybe both.
>>724542032>and she watches people have sex secretly while invisibleWhy is she such a pervert?
>>724542469she is just another careless middle-class woman, you know the type.
>>724540459Literal definition of Tsundere.
>>724542521There's something wrong with women. Men are pure
>>724542391also if you're a poorfag or need to shit in the woods, they sell lids with spouts that you put on a water bottle to spray water up your ass with less hassle
This part was funny when he was hyperfocused trying to removed all the nude pics.
>>724541032shame she has the worst VA by orders of magnitude
>>724540414its a superhero waifu VN, ofc its dogshit dude, and ofc this place is going bonkers for it.
>>724542604this is how normies achieve so much success in life and autistic losers can't
Wonder how BB’s talisman works. Does it transform anyone into Blonde Blazer or only enhance some features (make hair blond and the body more muscular). Fun shenanigans could be had if it falls into wrong hands (like Invisigal’s).
visi isn't actually 27 is she
>>724542604my man knew the assignment and locked in of course
Are you proud of her?
>>724542647You ever play Astlibra, anon? It's like Shiro's amulet, but it makes her breasts larger instead of smaller. They're even both brunettes who pretend to be blonde, too.
>>724542651not with that attitude
What did she mean by this? Was she planning to rape Bobert in the office restroom?
>>724542647it's probably like going super saiyan, mass + hair color change and thats it
>>724542705Didn’t expect to see that game on this thread
>>724542521Like we wouldn’t do the exact same with invisibility power.
>>724542743not surprising if it wouldn't be the first time
>>724542743She would've picked the glass shards out of his chest with her mouth and swallowed them while sucking and licking his wounds.
>>724542102this is a pro tip: chain events don't spawn until you review the previous one (the yellow okay sign)after that - heavy use of abilities, have to send flambe first for the free +2, have to use prism on 3-slots with no single-person solution, invisigal almost always alone, traveling is a bitch, fly is OP, my coop has it which makes her 2x as available as anyone else except maybe invisigal on solos, BUT on a mission with multiple people the progress starts once the first person arrives, so if you don't want to tie many people on a 3+ person mission flying guy basically cuts the traveling to time to 0and a ton of lot of picrel so I knew every threshold, board and "one person can do this" encountersAlso the bullshit mixups like malevola leaving, if you are quick enough you can send her twice but you need to wait for her dialogue to finish when she leaves after the first job because if you go review the encounter too early and she leaves during it the game just hardlocks, you can never exit the viewIn the end I had one roll below 75% and that was with synergyThe game will bait you, they spawn the cult of chad encounter you can't do with malevola if you kicked sonar, the alternative option coop volunteers to do it, that was shit because she doesn't have any good stats for that skill check, and like 0.1s later the game will spawn an encounter that is far away and can be solved instantly by anyone flying
>>724542647it was gifted to her by the plieadies aliens
>>724542696She's gonna make it bros
>>724541591Second could have been even better with the quite good "x-com" gameplay added, but they also added retarded shit like you have to micro manage everyone's fucking breakfast for a while before you can hire someone to do it.
BLONDER BLAZER plays to WIN. She heard the conversation those two had that was broadcast to everyone and immediately stepped in with a date offer and a dinner before Invisigal could do anything but sit and pout at a movie theatre about how no one wants her. She gets what she wants and the other one gets what she deserves. She didn't do anything to pursue robert and so she doesn't get anything all is right with the world.
if she's so self-conscious about being a brunette without her powers, why not just dye her hair blonde? dumb blazer
>>724542825It's very funny to me that Astlibra and Dispatch both have a girl with black hair who's supposedly evil but turn out to be far and away best girl, and then there's her 'rival' blonde girl who's supposedly good but turns out to be retarded and isn't actually blonde. Also I guess Niggerstein is the Dispatch equivalent of Gau, if we're to continue this analogy.
put e-celebs in your game, i pirate your game, simple as. they definitely do not want to be taken seriously as a new dev. just cheap free advertisements from tubers and streamers.
>>724542520Do you mean /ll/ or nu-gender inclusive scouts
>>724542008Probably depends on player choice. Taking him on the team or not taking him on the team will likely have consequences in the same way that dumping Sonar or Coop decides which will be a villain later.
it's always the fans of ecelebs in denial about their status that are the angriest over these appearances. They cannot simultaneously convince themselves they don't care about them if they recognize them on sight. It's a paradox and it causes them to violently lash out.Pretty sad.
>>724542963Yeah.
>>724541641It’s not just if he fails, if anyone fails he gets depressed.If you have bad timing with failures he’s basically on the bench for the whole mission since he fucks off during the first dispatch
How mean is it to break up with your bf over a fancy sushi dinner?
>>724542696>big chungusBruh+reverb+distortion.mp3
>>724543045She could've done it in the middle of a crosswalk right before flying off.
>>724543045she wanted the free meal and the old man to be the audience
>>724542984>dumping Sonar or Coop decides which will be a villain later.Exactly why I find that the company’s poor performance cutoff is fucking stupid and seeds for future troubles. Especially for Nu-suicide squad team.
>>724543045Shit it could be worse. Imagine getting dumped via a text message while you watch Eyes Wide Shut haha that'd suck
>>724542898Hair dye (especially lighter hair dye than your natural colour) isn't good for your hair, easy way to get split ends and damage the follicle's. I used to dye mine a lot when I was in a band and it lost a lot of it's silkier texture as a consequence during that period. Fine now though, thank god.
>being a fan of both blazer and invisigalNOOO DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE
>>724542008with how these games go, something bad is probably going to happen with him if you dont recruit, water boy im not sure
>Go to work, go home
>>724543170bother are the type of women that will dump you when they get bored of you
I feel bad for him. Guy genuinely doesn't know how to operate in our world.
>>724543045>>724543072based off of the comics this was basically his last chance to score the game winning shot in overtime and he fumbled
>>724543045Someone did not read the comic. She broke up with him, because he was plain, boring and had no preferred outlook in the future with her
>>724543192>go to school, go homeAny difference since years ago?
>>724541918No problem phenomaman. Ready when you remember
>>724543123Do you want to talk about it, anon?
>>724543184waterboy is shroud's son who took up the villain mantle and is watching mechablue to get to know him
>>724543192BB’s sex scene will be when she sees this and comprehends just how much Robert sacrificed to help people, screencap this.
>>724543221He’s just himbo Starfire
>>724543221He's like if disco elysium hit the gym instead of the bottle, the cig carton, the heroin needle...etx
>>724543045Honestly I get the feeling she wasn't a great girlfriend. Phenomaman is an alien but he still has feelings, biology and sentience. He is in every sense a 'person' and yet to this day he feels like such a stranger to this world that he can't affirm himself as being just another guy in the office. You'd think she'd have gotten that through to him by now. Not to say she was being emotionally abusive or anything, just that she might've lacked the ability to confront his issues because of how much of a 'go with the flow till it's too much' type she is as suggested in the comic.
>>724540414As a game - turbo shillsIt’s not even a game, the gameplay portion doesn't matterAs a cyoa tv show - it has good production quality but extremely wokeAnd in this day and age only faggots, trannys and commie wannabes and influencers support woke devsJust pirate it if you are curious
>>724540617he makes for a very good VA, think it's his actual calling
>>724542921Dispatch is also easily as horny as Astlibra with its implications of a drunken fourthsome and MC's canon girlfriend
Can you act like a dick to absolutely everyone in this game? I mean holy shit, there's the absolute bottom of humanity in this. Youtubers, nigger singers, alanah pearce....i will only buy this this if i Can glass them.
reminder that I was the guy to correctly predict that incompatible alien physiology was the reason for the break up I said it in one of Week #1's threads you can go look it up and find it if you want. I'm not going to bother though, I remember saying it so it's proof enough for me.
>>724543290>He's like if disco elysium hit the gymVery funny because Harry also used to be a gym teacher.
The "no, i don't" option for this is pretty fuckup. He sounds very mean here.
>>724543338only you care brah
>>724543237It’s more that she wants to live as Mandy too, and he is literally incapable of grasping that
So they gave this 18+ rating. Let me guess. Violence, blood, death and murder....but absolutely no tiddies. Did i get that right?
>>724543374>but absolutely no tiddieshttps://files.catbox.moe/lcsm89.webm
>>724542696Albert Einstayvon?
>>724543298>corposhill ever encouraging someone to be authentic
>>724543374you get some titties in ep 4 you phoneposting tranny
>>724543374Episode four has one of the love interests have a sex dream that has full exposure from the waist up, and the other love interest have a nip-slip.
>>724543343that wasn't funny at all but okay. Okay? Do you got it? What you said was fucking stupid? That's the thing. It was not funny. Christ. get it together. disco dumbasses have assembled?
>>724543374>but absolutely no tiddiesSomeone posted them in this very thread. Still up.
>>7245433743rd post of this thread already tells what the answer is you fucking idiot.
>>724543374This old fool thinks he knows the game.We should kill him
>>724543374there are uncensored tits
>>724543432You’re black
>>724543374I don't think video games have ratings anymore. You just made that up. You are fucking stupid. Where are you even getting this stuff from? The phonebook? Hey guys I heard on the CB radio that the tv guide isn't coming out on time. You probably change channels, still.
>>724543374Shilling brownoids REALLY did like this one, boss.
>>724543374No
>>724540414You're actually asking for an opinion on a reddit board.
>>724543432you're a small unwashed white woman with no tits.
>Your "guy in the chair" is Royd, a massive hawaiian ex-criminal who is both science nerd and gearhead>he's fairly confident they can put together a new Astral Pulse with a little time>he's pretty sure that Robert's dad was a fraud; said that he was definitely a gearhead, but wasn't a science nerd and probably couldn't have made the Astral Pulse himselfI think it's obvious that Robert's dad didn't make the Pulse, but it's weird if Shroud was the one who originally made it, given that he hasn't just made a new one. So maybe it was a collaboration thing that Robert's dad stole after they finished it, which is what caused the murderous falling out.Also, I really wanted to take Waterboy, but Phenomaman feels so much bigger in the story.
>>724543298I'm guessing she decided to date Phenomaman to convince herself that she is a hero. Her "true form" reveal shows that she's self conscious about herself as Mandy which explains her attraction to Robert who manages to be a hero and "just a guy". Wouldn't be surprised if her "good ending" is her ditching BB entirely and working as just a manager like Robert.
Only God can judge me
>>724543404>>724543413So they give short mostly covered sex scene to the ugly mexican, but nothing to white girl. You Can see it's an american game, everyone Has small tits.I predict they will Karlach copy a scene too, americans love the freak show.
>>724543343>Very funny because Harry also used to be a gym teacherIf this is the sort of thing DiscoFanatics find funny, everything is a lot clearer now. The superheroharem graphicnovelgame is pretty pathetic honestly, but it can't compete with the depths that disco is at.
>>724543432You have to have at least a 50 IQ to post on 4chan.
>>724543631whats with your capitalization
fellas i think i have severe depression
>>724543585Isn't it stated somewhere that Travis Willingham never actually cared about her "Mandy" persona and being only interested in BB?
>>724543192>it's minimalism
It's so nice that they got somehow as talented as Alanah Pearce to write the story for them, draw the art and even voice a character. This game totally deserves all my money.
>>724543432This is a very strange post.
>>724543432Someone put too many points into half light
Someone have uploads of the comics? I aint paying extra for them
>>724543671So you Can see better, my dear.
>>724543729never heard of this woman
>>724543631They're pretty ample. Besides, she has a way better hourglass figure and I doubt she's Mexican. There's a lot of (criminal) SEAmonkeys in LA, apparently. Vietnamese, Cambodian, Filipino, pick your poison.
>>724543374Wow this sure seems like a totally genuine and organic post considering these threads have been constantly posting Invisigal's titties all fucking day.
>>724543585Yeah I could believe it. He's Superman and her powers make her his perfect Super-Girlfriend, so she tried to lean into it. But he didn't have the social intellect to realize her issues and she didn't have the confidence to confront his. So they were just unhealthy for each other till the day finally came that they split. That being said the way she talks about him post-break up is a little shitty on her end. Her empathy falters when she isn't Blonde Blazer and I think that's probably another reason she likes Robert. He can be out of suit with a broken arm and still talk about saving and helping people. Without Blonde Blazer, Mandy is just Mandy. Without the mecha suit, Robert is still a hero to the soul. She probably wants to be more like that herself.
>>724543749>>724543754Very funny because Harry also used to be a gym teacher. Did you know about that? A gym teacher? harry was a gym teacher. and that's funny. it makes me laugh. sometimes I am not laughing and at those times, I remember, harry was a gym teacher. not anymore though. but he was. the times I laugh correspond directly to Harry also used to be a gym teacher.
>>724542032Tomboys who play hard to get but are submissive bitches are the fucking best.
>>724543837You really need help that you're not going to find on 4chan. Probably should put the finger on the eject switch. Honestly.
>>724543780And you are better off for it
>>724540274>gamers winning>Not even a gameMore like cuck watchers winning if you are cuck
>>724543837are you some skinny ginger
>>724543875>>724543889I think Disco Elsyium needs the award for best writing because-Very funny-because Harry also used to be a gym teacher.
>>724543837>mfw watching anon hit 0 morale IRLlmao
>>724543973Sometimes I ask myself which is better writing, a tomboy who shows her tits, or, Harry formerly being a gym teacher. The answer is pretty obvious though.
>>724543924It is hilarious that you're having an autistic meltdown.
>>724543990Harry being a gym teacher is infinitely better because of this thread.
It'll be hilarious if Sonar is a disgruntled gym teacher. Very funny.
>>724543713No idea I haven't seen any press stuff just the main trailer. That would fit his character though. I'm just hoping his new passion doesn't result in him inadvertently working for Shroud since cutting Sonar/Coupe is already doing that.
>>724543041I never noticed because it was hard to fail with him on the team.
>>724544023It's just the most brilliant writing I ever heard of. Who comes up with this gym teacher stuff? I looked it up to doublecheck and he's not lying. Harry really was a gym teacher.
>>724543320I'm still amazed he voiced this kid from Help I'm a Fish
>>724544057
>>724544104you really have gym teacher charisma
>tomboy constantly pretending to be this edgy badass and a dominatrix in bed actually wants Robert to completely dominate her and fuck her lights outkek
>>724543763PLEASE ANONS BEFORE THE THREAD 404'S
>>724544127These sentences are very painful
>>724544141Classic desu
>>724543713Kind of but not exactly. It's more like Phenomaman only cared about heroic stuff because it's the only thing he knows. As a consequence he only thought about his fellow heroes by their heroic identities because by his logic, that's their 'boldest, most heroic' selves. He's not human, and he doesn't abide by very human logic. He doesn't grasp that some people might use those persona's as a cover for insecurity, or might fear not living up to them. To him it's as simple as 'Isn't being Clark Kent just a wait period to being Superman'? rather than 'Being Superman allows me to enjoy life as Clark Kent'. Which is just one piece of his thoroughly dumb-dumb puzzle. If Blonde Blazer ever told him out-right that it upsets her to never be Mandy, I'm sure he would've taken it on-board. Instead she only hinted at not wanting to be BB all the time and it went right over his head because he's socially moronic. He out-right doesn't understand why they even broke up.
So is this game like another Telltale game with choices that barely even matter and you just maybe move your characters around?? i know nothing about this game lol. Whats the appeal really?
so is this just like one of them telltale games or what
>>724544364>Whats the appeal really?Harry used to be a gym teacher.
>>724544364the same as watching a tv show
>>724543542but shroud worked with 2nd gen mechamanthere was a whole 1st gen, I don't think his grandfather stole it from shoudmaybe shroud is your secret uncle
>>724544385>>724544391Gotcha, so ZERO appeal. See ya losers *leaves thread*
>>724544243Anon, we’ve still got 200+ posts
>>724543490>>724543374>>724543309>>724543209Relevant
They should make a dispatch like where everyone is a gym teacher.
Is this some sort of marketing drive? Who gives a fuck about telltale slop?
>>724544443>off by one digit
>>724543542>Also, I really wanted to take Waterboy, but Phenomaman feels so much bigger in the story.It's actually such a hard choice. I took waterboy cause it seems like there might be a bigger payoff but Phenomaman being superman who didn't grow up on earth so he's autistic is pretty interesting in itself.
>>724540459My lad, like 95% of women are submissive.
>It's confirmed Invisigal PEGSStraight-in-an-incredibly-faggy-way bros........We're utterly VINDICATEDWe're SO BACK
>>724543309waoh... good post on /v/
>>724544563Confirmed by what? Her making a joke about it? Her wet-dream was the most subby shit imaginable, I wouldn't trust her rambling to mean anything.
>>7245444011st gen Mecha Man (Mecha Man Prime) didn't have the Astral Pulse. 2nd gen Mecha Man had the Pulse, which is why his name was Mecha Man Astral.
>>724544492half the voice cast are streamers, take a fucking guess. Cattle likes what they are being told to like.
>>724540860Hey man he was an extra in the hunger games and you can see the elbow of his arm or something in one shot
>>724544503NTA but I took Phenomaman because I feel like he needs it more. Waterboy clearly is taking some real pride in even just helping out around the office, it's more than he had and it's not as if there won't be opportunities in the coming years. By contrast Phenomaman is at his lowest and clearly on the verge of a total collapse. If someone doesn't pick him up? It's down to the abyss for him.
>>724544563Given her fantasy, she’s clearly all talk.Which means BB probably has a femdom scene incoming after you tell her she can be Mandy and BB too.
Looks like a transparent attempt to "win gamers back" despite not being a game. Maybe I'll look on youtube to get some better context for the porn
>>724540836You’ve never seen or heard of Evangelion or Gundam?
>>724544607
>>724544563>The male equivalent of the G-spot is located in the buttWhy is God so cruel?
>>724544684>Which means BB probably has a femdom scene incomingNah she probably just sucks at dirty talk
>>724544696>worst kind of tranime>also worst dei westoid slopzamn this game is not IT bros
>>724541148Why didn’t they just release this shit all at once?
I feel like they kinda did BB dirty, you are prompted to pick while invisigal is on screen, talking to you, and you hear the movie, meanwhile on BB side you just get two vague-ish texts
>>724544798because then we wouldn't be talking about it, it would be a one and done thing, now it's a continuous event
>>724543192
>>724544798why are you so angry? calm down.
Based Royd.
>>724544845calm DOWN, chud!
>>724544684Clearly a switch.
>>724541032Honestly, she is only op for three people Missions as far as i can tell
>>724544821people really didn't like that BB was already in a relationship when the game started and it feels like she manipulated you at the start of the game to get you to be a dispatcherShe's real messy and that put a lot of people off
>>724544798So people don't go through it all at once and there can be weekly discussions. Which seems to be working given that it went higher than it's prior concurrent player count when the new eps dropped.
>>724544821I don't think that mattered much. I'm confident if BB had the sex dream instead more people would choose her. It's simply players getting horny because one love interest is sorta interested and the other one already wants to fuck Robert.
Holy shit, water boy a menace.
>>724544862>uda
>>724544798so we can talkabout the gymyou're a gymcel, Harry
>>724544798Remember when every single streaming platform on the planet (when there was like three of them) would dump every episode of their show on the same day, releasing it all simultaneously? Are you aware that this is now uncommon? At some point, a metric synagogue of investors had a series of boardroom meetings that determined drip feeding shit keeps people actively advertising on their behalf, and the deluge of art-product in the world means that a one-and-done release is asking to be forgotten the next week, unless it was truly something exceptional.The same applies to video games. Granted, telltale did the same shit, but this is a game where it's clearly all 100% done and this is a choice, rather than the game being made piece by piece and released as it goes like deltarune.
>>724544945I was wondering why he was a candidate for Z-Team. Jesus.
>>724544949As the ancient Hawaiians used to say, It's time for a dicking!
>>724544945Is this actually in his bio? That's so strange given that just applied for his janitor job normally instead of being released from jail or something. What is even doing in the Phoenix program.
>>724544945>Nervous shy janitor is actually a serial killer
>>724544945Waterboy fans? This your guy?
>>724544607I wonder what grandfather Bobby used to power his Mecha Man.
>>724545000>keeps people actively advertisingThey did it to keep people subbed to their platforms.
>>724544945they put that text on the BIO of everyone, even those already listed with crime. I think it's just like a prerequisite for being on the Z-team apparently
>>724544945>first degree murderhe was just kissing and got a little too excited
>>724545000it's just more fun that way.Boardroom kikes were the ones who made up the previous model. Ep a week comes from TV broadcast times.
>>724544945>>724545031>Granny gave me a code>I call it my Wet Passengerhttps://youtu.be/4yMX84KyfKM?si=A-M4WvBkY-rIHSIA
>>724544798Because their plan is to have a constant onboarding of new players as each episode releases. People talking about it combined with streamers playing it give it exposure without the whole thing getting spoiled and disincentivising those being streamed to buying it.Given the peak player count quadrupled, it’s clearly working.
>>724545000>released as it goes like deltarune.One chapter a year...
Who has the worst record out of the characters?
>>724545206>half-demon>athiestI don't think that's how that works but ok
>>724540459>nose ringinto the trash it goes
>>724545098>BB:>so, you want to be on the z-team, waterboy? Robert will have to pick you, but first, I need you to go through a qualifier
>>724545060That too.>>724545119TV Broadcast slots were not initially emulated because they only existed due to competing slot times and the fact that people would miss a dump of everything unless they all set their receivers to record it or they constantly reran it. I don't think it was a conscious profit-driven decision to not do that at first, I think it was simply "We don't have to, so we won't" and the optimization with Talmudic priority came later.
>>724545206I need to fire this bitch and Sonar ASAP
>>724545308Just like that she's back in the game.
>>724544945Is he /our/guy?
>>724542651Only for the writers to feel better so there's no age gap
>>724545102That's third degreeHe literally went ahead and planned to kill someone and went through with itProbably a school shooter if I had to guess
>>724543620a true michigander
>>724545279That's the joke. She's fully aware of cults and demonic magic and hell but she's still actively deciding to go 'nuh uh' to it because she's a contrarian. It's suggested she's even probably linked to a prophecy or two and she's nuh uh'ing that as well.
>>724545206When you get the choice to fire Coupe or Sonar, Coupe's record is blacked out, and under her contract details it says that if she's fired she goes to a supermax prison, and she's not allowed to operate in France, Russia, Bulgaria, and Ohio. She's definitely got the worst shit out of everyone.
>>724545561You're about as dumb as a Disco Elysium fanboy. Of course demons are atheists, you dismal retard. it's the whole point!
I dunno I tried it and this shit is just kinda sloppy capeshit writing in a kitchen sink setting. >usual guessing game with what the choice says vs how the line reads from a guy written by what may be an AI trained on the "deadpan snarker" TVtropes page>blonde blazer didn't know the 2nd mechaman was murdered by his own comrade even though he was a famous hero, the other guy became a famous villain, that shit was just on the news,she's scouting his son, and she was sent there a third member of the same team who she works with for a while>kinda this weird corpo praise the surveillance state big brother vibe going on, like everyone starts drinking kool-aide>no option to just not get baited into chucking shit at the fire guy even though it would be easy to have Blazer interrupt to end the scene >no option to at least strongly disagree with the premise that cutting someone would be motivating (and I guess having Blazer pick one anyway with disapproval)>>724544940the fuck do you mean I don't think it's possible to come on stronger than Blondie, she is likely nerfed by having the most forced romance flags imaginable within 5 minutes of meeting the protag, at least invisi is being tsun for those 5 minutes before going dere
>>724542146Third world bidet. Most flip and SEA houses just have a small hose next to the toilet for that purpose so the measuring cup is boonies tier even for Filipinos.
>>724544798Literally just so streamers Can milk this over time and not at once.
>>724545531*flooder
>>724545531>Probably a school shooter if I had to guess>You were always nice to me, Robert>don't come to work tomorrow
>>724545628Demons (Christian ones at least) are Satanists. In this, given that the only other deity we know of from hell is called 'Chaa'd', we can probably espouse that they're Chadists. Atheism is the denial of a god's existence, demons don't deny it- They just don't like it and want to subvert the creator of their given setting by worshipping something else and defying him.
>>724545730>Picking waterboy gets you a bad end where he goes postal in the rest of the team for bullying him
>>724545628not believing in the existence of a god is not the same as actively fighting against a god
>>724545773>Satanists are atheistslisten to the words you are saying, dumbass. You have to pick one or the other.
>>724545874lavey type satanists are atheist though, they espouse it as much, such an insipid group of people
>>724545967those are just redditors, those guys don't count. no god wants them
>>724545874That depends on the brand of Satanism you subscribe to. Yes there's a brand of Satanism that uses the iconography of the devil as a way to try and dunk on traditional Christians while at heart just being plainly atheistic. But there's also sects of Satanism that far more plainly do just worship the devil, often out of the belief that he's actually the good guy who gave mankind free will. Alternatively they might believe they'll get something out of it. You appear to be a very reactionary and aggravating type of person. Perhaps you could go have a cup of coffee and calm your clearly frayed nerves before we continue this discussion? Mayhaps you'll come back with something actually worth reading.
Who else pogged when give him a chair made robbo throw the chair
>>724543404That's the only scene like this, right? This will determine whether I buy it or not
>>724544126holy fuck, memories I didn't know I had are all flooding back to me
>>724546095teehee just like glass him :)
>>724541667Another reason to fire that bitch
>>724546062You write like a gym teacher
>>724546135stop swearing
Guys I'm enjoying this game but it needs to be longer
>>724542039>>724542835Impressive, I let it go because I thought it was an almost impossible task.But I did waste some hours in doing the other dispatches.>>724542604Always gotta know where the MUTE button is. Also impressed they featured what would realistically be the porn in that world, not unlike most videogames where sex ads are always tame and unappealing.
>>724546183sorry sir
>>724546183eat a hairy cunt you faggot
I feel like the story with Invisigal and her character development is nice, but something made me go for Blazer at the end...I feel bad but she's cute and has a nice areola.
>>724546062As if worshipping the embodiment of evil wasn't stupid enough...
So is this actually any good or are you all just here to goon to it? Getting mixed messages from this thread
>not so affection-starved that I pine for Invisigal just because she shows interest in me>don't care about BB after the downgrade revealMeh
>>724546229gladly
>>724546229be mature.
>>724546229Do you think BB is hairy down there?
>>724546209I think most people agree.
This game gave me psychological damage like that bomb on mechamans back in episode 1 and I'm on the verge if becoming phenomaman in episode 4.
can tell that bb is one of those "searching for myself in my 30s" type of woman so i can't really care about her because she absolutely doesnt see me as a person
>>724546287you can't do that>>724546305never>>724546320Absolutely not. She's been cleansed in fire.
i dislike vulgar women.
>>724540414It's a VN with westoid art
This is one of the most blatantly shilled games on /v/...
>>724546338...She doesn't exist, anon.
>>724546415she literally does.
>>724546409and you are the cleverest gym teacher of all time for pointing it out. No one else was capable of seeing it until you came along and enlightened everyone!
>>724546409Every game ever made apparently.
how many threads about this bluesky art wokeslop are you going to create
>>724546338Pretty much the opposite. Most of her character so far is based around the fact she knows what she wants and currently isn’t getting it
>>724546462all of them
>>724540274WHERE IS THE GAMEPLAYIS THIS JUST A VISUAL NOVEL?FUCK YOU
>brown tomboyAlright alright you fucking shills I'll play it jesus
>>724544503waterboy feels like a snake. dude was spying on you during the BB dinner date
>>724546516it's a tv show with the occasional mobile game
only just saw this reply from the other thread>>724538138unfortunately, his usefulness is eclipsed by how much I hate his VAand not like doing good in dispatches affects the story
>>724543793not doing her any favors, seamonkeys are basically mexicans but a little worse
The best part about these threads is the one assmad but cowardly shitposter that does nothing but constantly make passive aggressive drive by shitposts
>>724546338she's a famous superhero woman who wants normalcy, but is also self-conscious about her non-superhero persona
>>724546462bluesky is failing, you're behind the times. turns out no one cared
I picked Sonar to go and I regret it. I miss him already. But Coop is so good...
>>724540664>Malevola is super bitchy if her boy sonar gets canned I'm glad I didn't get on her bad side. Her synergy with batboner is bonkers. The heal bonus too. Fucking chef's kiss
>>724540459you mean submissive right or did you expect some normie slop game for men to have pegging?
>>724542039>Replaying the game to maximize your stats before the last episode is outSoulless. You didn't experience the game.I'm sticking with all my successes, failures, right and wrong choices and only replaying it in Mid-November.
i wonder how many people chose invis because of the dream sex scene. if they didn't include it, would invis pickers not go with her?
>>724546409>>724546550I HAD TO LISTEN TO PEOPLE TALK ABOUT THIS DEMO FOR A WHOLE WEEK DURING STEAM NEXT FEST AND NO ONE PLAYED THE DEMO I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT AND HERE YOU FAGGOTS COME CRYING ABOUT HOW IT "CAME OUT OF NOWHERE, FORCED SHILL GAME"IM GONNA BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A SHOEYOU FAGGOTS ARE JUST TERMINALLY OUT OF THE LOOP
>>724546586I would rather have him over the guy spamming cp
>>724546601Coupe is boring and barely different from Invisibitch and MalevolaSonar is unique
>>724543631saar but the white woman saar
>>724546586quite frankly, I clicked on this thread out of mild curiosity and seeing this random brainless asshurt just makes me want to play it even more. About the only thing putting me off seeing the VA list on steam but that's not the kinda thing to make me outright drop something
>>724546672Tomboys are GOAT. Girls who want (You) to finger their mouths are GOAT.
>>724546586uh your post is bad
>>724546431BB is a work of fiction, anon.Shz's not a real woman. You can't hold her hand, talk to her or insert your penis in her.>>724540459Still no answer to my question : is it the only explicit scene?
>>724546672I think people would still pick her because, you know, tan tomboy who wants someone to fix her
>>724546680I talked about it. I also told you to stop making Dispatch threads before the game came out kek. Cause it was obnoxious to talk about the game when there was barely nothing to talk about.Forget it, anon, people will always accuse everything of being shilling.
>>724540414If you like The Boys™ and browse reddit daily, you’ll like it
>>724543631i fucking wish she was mexican dude
>>724546761i think that's her skin colour man
>Picking an unrepentant assassin over an esteemed Harvard graduateReally? Really Really?
>>724546780not a chance. It features consensual sex, and having sex with women is basically rape. The consent is just an illusion so the game is unplayable.
>>724543793SEA monkeys are the most untermensch ugliest race.
>>724546812>Harvard>esteemedI do not molly cotton with NWO JEWS.
>blonde blazer transforms into brunette and shrinks 2 inches>her dress doesn't instantly fall off (it should because she's smaller now)this is bullshit
>>724546793Stop, I was already sold on her, you don’t need to convince me further
>>724544798to make you talk about itto make streamers play it moreto piss off pirates enough with having to constantly update, pushing them to buy the game (me)
>>724541364>strong woman hear me ROOOOAR>it's okay to punch people for their mean wordsthis clip alone makes me want to avoid Dispatch like a cloud of airborne AIDS
>>724540459What the fuck, this is really a dating sim? I thought people were joking.
>>724546850I bet you’re part of that whole Yale thing
>>724546672I think it has more to do with the fact that BB is massive NTR/dumb bimbo leading you on bait
>>724543192>>724544842Yes, just like real life. At least you get to enjoy comfy moments like watching sunrise or sunset with cup of coffee in your hands from time to time.
What does this mean? Why are these achievements so rare? Don't you just get them for firing Bat Guy and hiring Depressed Hero? Hello? I understand the stats being bugged, but how are the achievements bugged too? Steam should have an accurate tally.
>>724540965Critical Role is what opened the normie floodgates into DnD, and that's having all the same effects on tabletop that it did with vidya.
>>724546859you do know that if you get shorter the dress just...gets longer? Not bigger?perhaps you could illustrate this concept to yourself by grasping the fabric of your pants and tugging it upwards a bit so more of your ankle is exposed. it's sort of like that, but in reverse.
>>724546768You mean >it’s not lucrative for us to talk about it if people can’t buy it yet!Also>leddit spacingPlease, kill yourself
>>724540459Skinny and bony broad, unpleasant sex.
>>724546859>bodies can change size and colour with magic, no problem>but dresses cannot, no way, their size is immutable at all times.
>>724546907Bohemian Grove is homokino, shut up.
Reading these threads are no different from watching teenage girls gossip about some celebrities.
>>724546962>"muh shill" retard is a newfag as wellManySuchCases!
>>724547002
>*snorts cocaine in your path*
>>724546601>ran cover so nobody else heard the altercation with invisigirl>clearly grateful when he realised he’d been spared the cut >wasn’t the one that instigated all the sabotage >one of the only non brainlets on the team I kept him and don’t regret it
reading these threads is sort of like reading these threads, has anyone noticed that?
>>724547018>imageBackstory? She's cute. Also RIP (rape in peace) if she's dead.
She's into shota?
>>724542469Vizi's rubbing off on her in more ways than one...
Actually kek, I found this in the archives cause I wanted to look for my image that proved that "reddit spacing" is a thing that has existed for longer than reddit and I found this.This straight up proves what I already knew from the get go. Every time I get accused of "reddit spacing", it's by an actual redditor newfaggot. How embarrassing.
>>724546850'Ula on the 'log!
>>724546575>t. seething Jap
>>724547115Stop reddit spacing and don't get mad when people call it out, redditor
>>724541962pog
>>724543793She is most likely a latina/white mutt.
>>724547160Nah, you're a confirmed newfaggot lmao, I hope more people keep exposing themselves so that I can post this image at themCope and seethe, newfaggot
What the fuck I need these twoSonar is the only intellic hero in my roster and Coup is basically good at everything
>>724546812i wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of an assassin. if he went to harvard, good on him he's got prospects
>>724546931
>>724547207I had already been upgrading the intelligence and charisma of my other heroes (Though not both at the same time) so I had no problem letting Sonar and his inconsistent heroing go.It means I don't have an intelligent + charismatic hero anymore, but then again, I didn't have that with Sonar anyways, since the motherfucker keeps switching up every other dispatch.
>>724542142>Blazer's current VA was originally the Inivis' VA, before she swapped because she wasn't convincingly mean enough Do you guys think she got to the wet dream at least before the switcheroo happened?
>>724546931and yet they are bugged, stop wasting your time thinking about stupid shit. I got teh watch your back achievement last night, you get it by firing the bat
>>724545852As far as christianity goes it is the same thing
>>724547207Keep Coop. Her and the midget are extremely good at what they do and they have good synergy. Sonar is a jobber anyway and Prism can do same thing more or less since she's charisma/intelligence character and her ability is better than Sonar's.
>>724547258Oh, ok, I just had to close Steam and restart it. Cheers.
>>724546963????
Game is ugly as fuck.
>>724547207It was fucking stupid we had to cut one after the second half of the shift went great. The idea of cutting one was fucking stupid regardless and even a retard could see the sabotages coming.
The people have spoken, /v/. Sonar is still in this fight
>>724542146Actual answer: SEAmonkeys are too poor for bidets, so they scoop shitwater out of the tank and pour it down their asscrack instead of wiping.
>>724547204>>724547018>ummmm actually, people used spaces in 4chan 20 years ago, therefore I’m not a redditor, I’m an oldfag haha20 years later, it’s reddit spacing, either get with the times geezer, or stop pretending to be an oldfag. If you must know, ive been here since 2006 (nothing to be proud of)Enjoy your troonslop
>>724547207I kept Sonar because he has two forms, vastly more useful than Coupe.
>>724547305not according to the jesuits who were going around trying to convert the native americans.
>>724547059if the spirit of the program is to reform villains into heroes than Sonar has a better chance than Coop anyway
>>724547338
>>724542831[Glass Her]
This is a way more accurate way of seeing stats than the stats screen, though it only applies to PC users (And people that aren't pirating). That shit is clearly bugged.Wish there were achievements for who to pick as the romantic date at the end of Episode 4.
>>724540617you can hear jesse when he curseshe's pretty fucking good for the character
>>724540459Anon, the MAJORITY OF WOMEN are at least lightly submissive in sex. A significant portion are moderately submissive and slightly masochistic.It's the ones that have a full-blown fetish and are truly masochistic you need to watch out for.Had a long relationship with one, and while initially it's thrilling as fuck, after a while you get worn down because, as with any fetish, she never gets enough and wants to push further.No lovemaking. No tenderness. No vulnerability. No playful push-and-pull. Just "slap me", "call me a whore and every other name under the Sun", "tie me up and whip me", "fuck me as hard as possible", "how about hitting me in the face", "I want someone to watch me being your whore" and so on.
>>724541101This is why I fired him.
>Give golem a chair I thought it meant give him a chair to sit or something
>>724547398If you're telling the truth, you've been here a year longer than me, and yet, you embarrassingly got psyopped by election tourist memes instead of thinking for yourself.Either ways, I mog you.And next time you accuse me of redditspacing in another thread, I'll mog you again.
>>724546872Picking which of the two girls you want is literally the *only* choice that matters.
>>724547459Alright, nevermind. Steam achievements aren't accurate either, I guess. They just show up as different things for different people. This shit drives me nuts.
>>724540274>NTRI don't think so
>>724547426>convertKey word right thereif you are not a believer then you MUST humble yourself and kneel before christ in order to accept him in your heart,if you don't then you chose to be actively against him Dogma is more than just a shitty overrated movie
>>724547535Everyone did. That's the joke.
>>724546850>NOOO THEY SUCK>Ignore everyone in the whole world with any influence, money, or power sending their children to american universities>I'm definitely not saying this because they don't subscribe to my ideology for retards
>1%what? Why didn't people help the best girl?
Took me an hour to finish episode 3 is the next episode shorter or something?
>>724547576maybe it's a region thing
>>724547437Her and Flambae are the two that show the least signs of reforming, but at least he takes pride in his work and is egotistical enough to be a hero just for the accolades
>>724547630Its a bug. It isnt showing the right percentages rn
>>724547630it's not 1%
>>724547630It's bugged. I went to look on youtube to see if ANYONE got any other result than this. They all got the same result and they all apparently were "1% of the people" that did it.It's the same bug as everyone getting 100% percentile. We all suck, apparently.
>>724547638Same length
>>724547621and that's why you shouldn't have people like that writing dictionaries
>>724547576Because you're an obsessive freak
Where are your friends, Harry-boy? Human beings have friends, so where the hell are yours?
>>724543320YO XBOX
>>724542882Respect the hustle.
>episode 4 starting with thisohhh those poor streamers...
>>724547626yes, actually
>>724547795Youtube is fine, you can censor it later, it's Twitch that is anal about this shit
>>724547724Nothing to do with dictionaries.It's in the bible.It's a choice of either salvation or damnation ,there are no inbetweens.
Can I disregard hoes, acquire bros or is this very much a romance game?
>>724544563She's a huge bottom, if anything robert would be wearing the strap-on to fuck her in the pussy and ass at the same time.
>>724543671He's Indian.
>>724540274>NTR cuck shitNo thanks won't buy your game
>>724540459Why is putting your tum in someone's mouth a sexual act?
>>724540274Not a game.
>>724547908okay. that's why atheists exist
>>724547980Domination and intimacy thing.
>>724547795the game has explicit options for removing licenced music and censoring nudity. they even show you them when you first start the game. if a mouthbreathing streamer still somehow gets banned they deserved it
>>724546859She gets 2'' shorter, doesn't mean her bust gets any smaller.
>>724547743I want to be his pal, help him out of his depression. Bro didn't deserve this.
>>724547623gonna be honest I have NEVER understood the confusion around "glass him" I thought it was glaringly obvious from context what would happen
>>724548159a lot of people are context illiterate
>>724547537Sorry anon, you’re so cool from not adhering to the zeitgeist… so transgressive. Also calling out someone’s reddit double spacing is a pre-election phenomenon.
>>724548225
>>724546738>That pic>Running to the extreme end of your deeply held beliefs because someone was an ass about it, a pure knee jerk reactionMarionette.
>>724541032Is she just snowflake and safespace combined?
>>724548159I thought it meant cling the gasses, not break a glass over woodsmans face
>>724548117It just seems weird
>>724548159Glass him
>>724548115and that's why they are damned to hell alongside every other sinner unless they convert to christianity the one true religion
>>724548375okay
>>724543793I wanna sniff every inch of that mattress.
>>724547623No, definitely not everyone, you autistic sperglord.
>>724548554If you thought "Give Golem a chair" meant that he'd throw a chair at his head, you're the autistic one. The joke is preying on people that aren't like you.
>>724548409glad i could help
>>724548652It was perfectly obvious in context, you're just an autistic sperg who likely completely misunderstood GLASS HIM as well.
>>724548671believe what you want
whats the vocal song called at the end of ep 4?
>>724544945Imagine if he goes silent for a while in the middle of the shift and his stats randomly just go to max, depending on what the mission requires.
>>724543631>Invisigal>uglyGaaaaaay
>>724548729Primer - Feel the Way I Do
>>724548853thanks
based on the achievements I reckon the remaining meaningful choices will be whether you kill shroud and revealing your identity to the teamreckon the mentor ones are how you handle waterboy/phenomeman throughout the rest of the game
>>724548652>If you thought "Give Golem a chair" meant that he'd throw a chair at his head, you're the autistic one.Brohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1KC4DxN890
>>724546812I already gave Sonar an edge to get into a megacorporation, despite his history of white collar crime. Coupe still hasn't graduated.
So, which girls can you romance? Only the blonde one and the Tomboy? are any of the negresses fuckable? what about the demon girl?
>>724549318>Only the blonde one and the Tomboy?Correct.
>>724549318This isn't an rpg, its a tv show, they explicitly wrote the main character to be into one of the two main love interests or both.
>>724549653Shame desu, i liked the Karlach expy>>724549653>both
>>724549748Be into both as in love triangle drama, dude won't committ.
>>724547952Despite the two female romance options, at the end you can fail at getting them to actually romance you (for either choice) or both of you friendzone each other, leaving Robert still single.
>>724540274Dispatch cucks are winning by getting cucked
