RE Village should have been a game focusing on her and her daughters inside the castle and that's it.
>>724547938That's my wife if anyone is wondering
>>724547983Your wife has a FAT ass
>>724547938>lady D sleeps nude because wearing clothes of any kind is a struggle. Her daughters have to help her button up her dress daily and she spends an inordinate amount of time adjusting her huge breasts to show the correct level of cleavage that a lady should; maximum.
>>724547938Then shouldn't it be called RE Castle?
I bet her farts smell like rotten eggs oooffff madonne
>>724547983Damn dude does she have back problems?
Her transformation form is incredibly lame and I think she should have been a female Tyrant with those razor claws.The hat stays on
>>724549128It should just be called RE8RE4 wasn't called RE4:Village
>>724547938Take note of how there are no toilets in Castle Dimitrescu.If I were Ethan and had just got caught by Lady Dimitrescu, I'd immediately get on my knees and vow my unending servitude to her. She'd likely ask what use I, a man-thing, would have to her. I'd point out the lack of toilets in her home, and she would reluctantly agree, seeing as how she's probably tired of using the bathtub. It would take some adjustment. Lady Dimitrescu is a frequent wine drinker, so drinking her piss would be something I would have to do multiple times an hour, but that's not the delicacy. No, while her golden nectar is divine, it's the other one I crave. Her heavenly chocolate.Due to her size, her poo would be massive, and there would be a lot of it. I don't know what her diet is, and it doesn't matter. I would submit, as I promised, and would gladly chow down on her caviar. She would likely laugh and mock me as her fudge hole winks at me, but I'm in heaven, and I love the Lady. And that isn't even factoring in her daughters.
>>724547938God I need to sniff Lady D's ass
>>724547983your wife didn't mind me motorboating her tits in vr
>>724547938daniela was my favorite
>>724547983i had sloppy, sweaty sex with her if you were wondering
It's time to play village again>scripted intro>scripted house beneviento>scripted gay lake run>boring factory with a boring boss fightHer castle is the only good part in the game
>>724550228Nah you didn't that's that guys wife.
>>724550312that's why i had sex with her
>>724549826Yeah but that's VR aka it didn't happen
>>724550138imagine your cock and balls covered in her lipstick bros?
>>724550449what about the blood???
>>724550416>Yeah but that's VR aka it didn't happen
>>724547938Yeah, but Capcom is inconmpetent. See. >>724549460 Remember that they named Resident Evil 7: Biohazard in the west and Biohazard 7: Resident Evil in Japan?>>724547983I've seen her have sex with human males.
Capcom needs to stop being faggots and use Alice in a game already
>>724551041Paying the actress for her likeness rights/acting would be a cunty bitch and Capcom always cheaps out on the voice acting.
>>724551115Actually, mila has said she'd do it for free becsuse she loves the character snd the games. Its Capcom who aren't interested becausse>we want to protect our brandLike, really? You faggots made all that dogshit and now you are pretending that you're somehow "above" one of the coolest parts of your franchise??I fucking hate Capcom so much.
>>724551280>>724551041Who?
>>724552395The main charactercof Resident Evil (US, not Japan)
>>724552489>>724552395Better soundtrack than Japan toohttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUNNXecb6nA&list=RDqxKHVXDRkDk&index=4
>>724547938I think Crapcom were genuinely surprised that Dimi and her daughters were the most popular thing in RE8. If they had predicted it, they probably wouldn't have killed all of them off in the first 45 minutes of the game.
>>724551280>>724552489Alice is a dogshit Mary Sue and has no place in real RE, not now, not ever.
How does anyone find this game scary? Every time I run into the villains I can't stop my raging erection. I would let the sisters do unspeakable things to me. Ethan is so fucking lucky.
>>724547983Not meaning to brag but I have seen her naked
>>724549795
>>724552764RE is not elevated lol. Games are just as badly written as the movies. Its fun zombie kino.>Alice badSelf-hating weeb.Embrace your Slavic Ash Williams/Alma Mommy, or die inferior.
>>724547938RE Village should have been a game focusing on her and her daughter's insides. The castle and that's it.
>>724549795amazingwe have shitty AI chatbots but no bot could ever make such sophisticated high literature
>>724547938I want Lady Alcina Dimitrescu to drink my blood and hold my hand.
Just one of her soles could smother my entire face haha
I wish for some kind of lady D spinoff that focuses solely on her.
>>724547938safehorny
>>724562329>huge tits and ass ingame on full display>fully seductive (although psychopathic and controlling) behavior>first person POV of her sucking your blood like she's trying to drain your ballsIs this REALLY safe horny?
>>724549795But there is a toilet in the blood bath pool room, it's a chair with a bedpan cutout and the pan installed. This pasta is kinda funny but incorrect.
I LOVE porn! I love MASTURBATING to porn! The whole WORLD should revolve around porn! Everything should make me want to rub my penis! Rub rub rub squirt squirt squirt!
>>724547938RE8 was wasted potentional
my wife
>>724552489Even dumber of capcom they took inspiration from her bodysuit design and gave it to nu-jill as an unlock in resistance where 0 people cared.
>Capcoom second most successful game of the last decade according to the latest report.She won. Hope when gen another Village-sque Coomkino. The nu-RE's did nothing for me. Same old shit
>>724552764All the main RE characters are mary sues
>>724563056Why is she holding your wife?
>>724547938
>kills your wife>refuses to elaborate>kidnaps you>leavesWhat the fuck was his problem? He couldn't take 2 seconds to explain?
>>724547938Should have been a game about how quickly I can squeeze in between those muscled up cheeks like a sleeping bag
>>724552708Lady D, Heisenberg, and to a lesser extent Donna were such interesting and entertaining characters that it really did feel like a mistake that they were all killed off in the game. I would have really liked to have interacted with them more.
>>724564558>ETHAN NO
>>724565251he talks to Ethan like a fucking dog
>>724564262
>>724547938Did they ever do DLC with her like they said they would after her blowup in popularity
>>724566235No but instead they've been parading around her truly insufferable voice actress to do media stuff.
>>724566235she's a playable character in Mercenaries, that's it.
>>724550094honestly? She's super hot and I love her, but she probably smells like death
>>724549251She doesn't even shit, dude. There's not a single toilet in the whole castle that's big enough for her. Fuck outta here you disgusting gremlin.
>RE Village should have been a game focusing on herstop right here, the daughters are boring
>>724568940this desu senpai
RE8 is the best RE -game released in the last 15 years I'm I'm tired of pretending it isn't.
>>724569587Big flapjack titties...
>>724570061I call them hand warmers.
>>724564262My wife is built just like this with tree trunk thighs thanks to her workout obsession. Biggest difference, and it's a BIG one, is that she's a 5'1 womanlet lol
>>724569587>those shittoos
>>724570397This guys wife? Yea, I fucked her too.
>>724568940Only correct answer. Daughters should have just been side characters at best, Alcina "the big boss" that you get to beat ~~and fuck~~ at the end.
>>724549257https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxyL3Ymbwn4
>>724570397hnnngpost her on /b/
>>724547938I like Heisenberg.
>>724551041>>724551115They could get her daughter to do all the mo cap/VA for fairly cheap.
>>724571406>nepo baby>cheap
>>724550651That’s not incompetence but sheer genius
>>724564262how do avoid getting a boner in this situation?
>>724571606you don'tprepare for snu-snu
>>724564558>What the fuck was his problem? He couldn't take 2 seconds to explain?No, Capcom contrived plot demanded Chris and Ethan have tension and they didn't have time to set it up properly in the intro and have Ethan putting his daughter to bed and have dinner with Mia. So it got cut. I think we can all agree the right choice was made.
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