Just a little tonde post to start the day off strong. Doesn't need to be a big deal.
>>724553206I'm more of a "Baby... I have Klonoa" kind of guy
>>724553731FTFY
>>724554112you seem salty
>>724554184No I'm actually very happy. Happy to be alive and klonoaposting
>>724554337That's not a normal reaction to someone that just wants to talk about the story. You can't just act like you're the authority on everything by pissing on someone's opinion.
>Klonoa (Me): You're telling me those fuckers back there built a bell to celebrate how fucking unstable their kingdom is, and these snowed in clowns here have hung this little bell as a testament to their inability to make up their mind? What the fuck is wrong with you people?
If Klonka isn't from Phantomile, then explain why the people from wind village look exactly like him.
>>724554718I made a typo but you get what I mean.
>>724554718It was a funny trick.
>>724554718>then explain why the people from wind village look exactly like hiHuepow altered them to look like him, but he looks off compared to the wind villagers.Because he is a replicant.
>>724554718It could be like how Moos exist in both Phantomile and Lunatea
>>724554842nah it's all gay isekai magic
>>724554884Moos are a funny metaphor for NPCs. They exist everywhere.
>>724554884>Moos exist in both Phantomile and LunateaKicked out of over 100 dreams and counting.
*Hello is this the dream factory?**I'll order a Joilant, it's my favorite figment.*
Lolo giving the side eye to people who call her a figment
Claire Moa
Claire
>>724555462
>>724555462The Klonoa Heroes Lolo specifically.
>>724555757Pictured: tacofag being bullied by other anons about his weight
trick or treating with the boys
>>724555994Giving klonoas and sorrow poisoned candy
Who was the bigger gaslighter?
Carry on, my wayward sonThere'll be peace when you are doneLay your weary head to restDon't you cry no more
>>724556348I don't know who that bitch is
I love Twitter(X)I love Tumblr
cabbit fig
Klonoa 2 was about Momett pulling strings and tricking you with manufactured illusions so you could fetch him the fattest memory doll of them all.
You all should eat healthy food.
>>724557297Get this shit out of my sight.
>>724556971JUST RING THE BELL YOU... YOU... DOUBLE FIGGER
>>724557582Boys flipping me off…
>"What's so funny about Figgus.. Dreamus?"
he is really bad at wearing clothes
zzz
>>724557569the taco bell doesn't exist tho
Priest Sorrow!
>Mugs you.
Claire the Ancienter
The yellow pages is the only trustworthy source of Klonoa news and info.
TONDE TONDETONDETONDETONDE
Sorrow visiting the other kingdoms.
Grandpa exploded, it wasn't very dupudidi duu
>>724559987https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTYz3pLbTLA
MYSTERY NIGGAS
sad ears
>>724559765what the fuck is WRONG with you guys?
>no discussion >just .jpg
>>724559987HE SAID HE WAS SORRY
>mfw someone posts an image on an imageboard
>>724560324shiggy figgy
>>724560324MAWATTE MAWATTE MAWATTEMAWARU
>>724560494this but yes
No one's favorite.
>>724560581Garlen did nothing wrong.
>>724560581the doujin with lolo and shota garlen was pretty good
>>724560581Idea for Klonoa fangame:Garlen of Banban
Help me...
>Oh you're sad? Well boo-hoo nigga, everyone is. You're not special.
>>724560867https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu0B1oaiC5Q
>>724561068I am THE sadness you dumb bitch ass monkey cunt!
maybe all sorrow needed was to rave
>>724561434maybe the real sorrow is the friends we made along the way
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
Klonoa, or how to make a fun and very well designed platformer that fails because of looking so gay
>>724561747>looking so gaybut enough about sonic
>>724561747>that fails because of looking so gayinb4 the anon ranting about the games failing for being childish with babyspeak before deleting his posts
She knows.
boycast
>>724561747Should have taken a page from Undertale and dropped the gibberish language, yes?
>POV: You try to order Klonoa 3 from Gamestop.
>>724564848>*preorder
>>724562661BOYS BOYS BOYS BOYS BOYS
>page 10Oh look it's time for SLOP!
>>724566293What makes Huepow a boy?
>>724570002His princely appearance.
Wahooke me up! When Klonoa trends!
If Klonoa's art hadn't been rejected from the Moonlight Museum history would have played out differently.
>>724562661Klonoa podcast check it out!Wage by day, Klonoa podcast by night, all day!
>>724570002Boys have penises and girls have something you can stick your penis into!
>>724576201Buttholes?
>>724577241
>>724577479I like this pic of Klonoa it’s silly
>>724577828What’s Klonoa saying?
>>724576148the Guntcast
>>724577878The Guntcast would have interviewed Kamala Harris in 2024
>>724577875How much he loves diapers
kys
>>724577828Imagine picking up the cup phone and Klonoa shouting WAHOO WAHOO RUPURUDU CHURAPA right in your ear.
>>724578191God I wish he would
You can travel to Lunatea by huffing Klorine gas.
DeCarlos Brown Jr. murdered Iryna Zarutska on August, 22, of 2025.
>>724580141I don't want this version of Klonoa 3.
>>724553206This (Klonoa) is a fusion of Sonic+Tails+Shadow+a rabbit (could be, a male version of Cream, The Rabbit).
>>724581190Tails is a fusion of Felix the Cat and homosexuality.
>>724581190>a male version of Cream, The Rabbit'noa and Cream!
>>724581190male cream?
mid gamejust mid
>>724580440Klonoa being the literal dream janitor he was always meant to be
>>724579557Why is Sorrow tranny coded here?
>>724585959There’s only one Klonoa. There shouldn’t be multiple versions of him existing in the same time and place.
>>724580049Gonna try this later
>>724587625Too late, he's part of the Marvel (Disney) Multiverse now.
>>724588028Klonoa is like if Sonic Team and Hal Labs said “hey let’s hang out”
Lolo if she real (not a figment)
>>724553206Played half the remake and refunded it, this is objectively a shit game. Can't believe put up with a version that was even worse back then. Literally poor man's Kirby.
Post Klonoa ahegao
>>724591568
>>724560324TWEWY review never ever
>>724591895what the fuck is a twenty?
This song pretty much describes the plot of Klonoa 2.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp6VgEam1SU
It's okay to be gay (for Klonoa).
>>724594229
>>724594282Not in Phantomile.
>>724587656you will meet the King of Regret
Here's a big klonoa
>>724594718>he trusted Huepowhe called the cops
>>724594847So based…
>>724554112sir, you've ruined my reading experience
>>724590189Weak bait. Have a pity (You)
>>724591568This Klonoa >>724577479 is semi-ahegao if you use your imagination
Harmony bell detects evil. What do the other bells do?
>mfw the threads about Crash getting an animated Netflix show
>>724598016sex with nu-tawna
>>724598016Thank fucking god Klonoa isn’t suffering that fate
>>724598351>Klonoa finally gets cartoon>special thanks to Sweet Baby
What theory would be pig if true to you?Hard Mode: It involves Garlen
>>724562661What would be some topics the boycast would cover?
>>724598968Lolo is not a pig
Uh guys it was just supposed to be ONE little tonde to start the day strong, yet you guys klonoaposted ALL DAY... Why you gotta be so based like that?
>>724594847On my way to scale Macro Klonoa's crotch like one of those rock climbing walls.>>724601204I really like this tonde!
Why didn't they just prescribe him SSRIs?
>>724601828>I really like this tonde!Thanks anon. It's an overexposed photo that makes him look like a glowfigger, but I tried my best. He tondes so fucking fast that it can be hard to snap a good photo
Kemoshota peepee!
>>724603108What DOES a kemoshota’s pp smell like? I need to know…
I really just…need to smell a kemoshota. Literally any part
>>724578075Truth nuke>>724578159>t. King of Sorrow
I wonder if normal people view "normal" kemoshota lovers with the same disgust and disdain with which I view diaperfags
>>724605562It's completely normal to want to lick kemoshota tummies.
>>724606995But it seems and feels very sinful...
>>724603443Smells like lavender and dreams
Sorrow overdosing on kemomine and nearly drowning
>>724607405That's just society's lies and deceit, fortunately kemotherapy can eliminate those bad feelings.
>>724608451Is it society, or is it my own God-given spiritual intuition that's telling me that molesting kemoshotas might be a little bit wrong?
>>724608659In dream world, kemoshota molests you!
>>724608909Klonoa is not a molester
>>724610403e-erotic...
>>724553206Where to start with Klonoa?
>>724611541Klonoa: Door to Phantomile on the Sony PlayStation, bruh.
Klonoa is smelly
>>724615997Time to give him a bath.
>>724601828>On my way to scale Macro Klonoa's crotch like one of those rock climbing walls.imagine the erection
>>724614242uoh
>>724597835the real thing is better
>wish there was some Klonoa discussion>uwuu klonoa bulge crotch sweat you faggots are gayer than bsky
>>724560581who?
Female Klonoa...cute wahoo gril....
>>724624106Eggman but dream
You all are just revelling in faggotry while I just want the feels back.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSa4GgOOVVk
hoowa
the games are just not that good. the porn kinda hyped me up and raised my expectations. i gotta stop doing that
>>724629059you have shit taste homo
>>724629059I honestly don't know what you were expecting
>>724629841iunno. its just more of a kids game then i expected. which is fine, just wasnt expecting that.
Get a load of this faggot
>>724629987That's fair, it doesn't help nobody actually talks about the games anymore. Closest we've got is an anon who's been playing it on original hardware and sharing his progress on the weekends. If you're willing to let go of it being too kiddy, there is a very sincere and heartfelt world and message to be found among it.
>>724630102it doesnt seem bad, and the sorta edgy aspects i kept seeing of the story seemed cool. finding out it was all just a trick, its like "its all a dream" but not as lame. the gameplay itself just made me want to go play super mario world or something instead. bummer.and lel that "sorry we blew your grandpa up" image always makes me giggle
>>724630594Sorroween!
>>724629987Perhaps it should have gotten rid of the gibberish language and been more edgy like Undertale.
even garlen is getting into the halloween spirit
>>724630669eh, gibberish is fine, reminds me of the old sims games. dunno about undertale, never played any of those
>>724630782>reminds me of the old sims gamesI think Klonoa predates Sims by a year
>>724630782Don't respond to him. He's a schizo.
>>724630782for me it was the scene where grandpa got killed, pretty childish move of the developer
>>724630102>anon who's been playing it on original hardware and sharing his progress on the weekendsI bet most anons will be out doing Halloween stuff, but I wanna play more today maybe. My own Halloween plans fell through.
Grandpa sure was a boomer
>>724629987>characters look childish>jerk off to them>act surprised when the game looks childish tooI honestly don't understand what's wrong with people like you
>>724631384Tat is just begging for correction, making jokes like that
>>724631906hey man princess peach porn is a thing and the super mario games on nes and snes are great and enjoyable for adults. you can do both.
>>724632396>Mario isn't childishuhh... are you stupid or something
>>724631906The porn addict brain is a horrifying thing
>>724632540compared to klonoa? yeah. marios an italian plumber. klonoas a talking animal
>>724632825And you couldn't figure that out from the porn?
>>724632876well, no. the gameplay being simplistic and childish wasnt really conveyed in the porn. or the memes, really. a grandpa getting fucking blown up kinda seems extreme, yo.which is my complaint, by the way, i dont care how childish a game looks as long as the gameplays tight. mario IS childish, but its still fun to play today as an adult. the controls, physics, allow for some pretty precise gaymen
>>724633047I see, you're a Nintendo simp. Have a good day.
I made Klonoa for adults
>>724633194
>>724633139eh? i had a gameboy, and, sadly, a gamecube. but thats the last console of nintendo i ever owned. luigis mansion was good, but ive been a pc guy for like...ooof, luigis mansion came out sept 14th, 2001, grim, but i guess that means ive been a pc guy for like, 20 years now.actually not true, i guess i did buy a snes to play super mario world on real hardware, after playing it a couple of years on a homebrewed psp 1.5
>>724633380So?
>>724630638Sorrow's weenie!
>>724633554so obviously i was an xbox fanboy. rainbow six ravenshield was my JAM. wait, not obviously, since i said psp lol. i dunno, just absurd to call me a nintendo fanboy when the last time i played a nintendo game was like maybe 15 years ago with the exception of that snes. might of held onto that one for a while.honestly i also had to look up klonoa because for a second there i was thinking "wait isnt klonoa a nintendo property anyways". of course not, i used a ps1 and 2 emulator on the psp to try out the klonoa games, im dumb.
>>724633732And? It just makes you look even dumber. Perhaps you should try some of the classics. The OG Rayman, Contra, the classic Megamans and Castlevanias. Perhaps then you'd come off as less of a moron when talking about this shit.Oh of course you should try the NES version of Ninja Gaiden too. It should be a platformer fit for fussy adults as yourself.
I kinda wanna made a Klonoa 2-like 2.5D platformer system in Godot (or the non-pozzed fork of Godot) or something
>>724634405lolidot?
>>724634362i did. on the homebrewed psp 1.5. that shit would do pretty much up to ps1 pretty well. had every emulator i could find and have had pretty much every rom and iso up to ps2 since then. the rest i played on pc emulators.
Klonoa is bespoke
>>724634669yet you seem completely clueless, a hopeless case really
>>724634405You'll have better success in Unity https://github.com/FriendSea/PlatformerRails
>>724634731>Wii remake in the background.
>>724634756okay, thats fine
>>724634940come back when you beat Castlevania 1... the proper way
>>724634804Does Unity work on Linux yet? It's been like 5 years since I looked into it. I also don't like how demanding Unity is, system requirements wise. There are so many fucking Unity games that look like a PS1 games but require a high end PC to run smoothly
>>724635051NTA but Motherfucker Mike is based and also a Klonoa enjoyerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6-_XxHDCi0
>>724635051nah, not to impress some random on 4chan or some random e-celeb>>724635071nope lol
>>724635214Maybe you shouldn't act like you know what you're talking about when you don't then. Kid.
I'm having a Klonoa moment
>>724635441the psp 1.5 came out in 2004 man. i said i owned a gameboy. okay, whatever man, sorry i upset ya
>>724636313not upset at all, I'm merely telling you how it is
>>724636419so im a kid because i didnt watch mike matei videos, but actually did play all those games on a psp, but it doesnt count because i didnt beat castlevania 1 on a real console, or something. okay lol, you do you. im going to bed, so nightmegaman soccer was the best snes/nes megamans btw>>724636242grim. if klonoa does not subside within the next 4 hours, see a doctor
>>724636694nothing wrong with pointing out that you don't know shit
>grabs
>>724554975>DA MOOOOOOOOOSGrow up
>>724637721ok pissrael
>>724637671OW!MY DICK!
>>724637671>grabs
>>724637919MANYA!!!
Recommend me Klonoa-core games that're truly wahoopilled and manyamaxxed
>>724637919>grabs
>>724638349There's nothing that gives the feels or has deep meaning like Klonoa does. Klonoa 2 is literally the deepest game ever made and it makes me sad that nothing has even close 25 years later. I can only give recommendations for games that have superficial aesthetic similarities. Nights Into Dreams, Kirby 64, Mischief Makers, Ridge Racer Type 4... You've probably played all those already if you're wahoopilled though.
>>724638597
>>724638597If Klonoa got that close to me I would literally be unable to resist kissing him
>>724639062wtf Anon?That's gay
lots of wahoomosexuals in this thread
I wish faggots didn’t exist so we could have a real Klonoa thread and a new Klonoa game
>>724639121I know it's gay and wrong and I'm sorry but I just can't resist
>>724639242I wish faggots didn't exist so that little boys wouldn't get molested. Having high quality Klonoa threads is a close second reason though.
>>724639263There is nothing about Klonoa that should make you want to kiss him
>>724639409Why do you have that image saved then?
>>724639358yeah
>>724639409>There is nothing about Klonoapost the full version of that image, then
>>724639464It's to use as proof of what I just saidHe's just a funny scrimblo from a beloved video game series
>>724639661>he has the boysmell image saved tooI know what you are
>>724639780A real respectable Klonoa fanYes, that's what I am
>>724639992This gif is really fucked up and makes me sad. Like, more so than normal Klonoa porn.
>>724640079yeah it needs more diapers
>>724640124>>724640124>>724640124
>>724640079This dude gets sad at porn of fictional character
>>724636694>megaman soccer was the best snes/nes megamans btw
>>724640309It's called having a heart and a soul. Gay pedophiles just wouldn't understand.
So...What are you guys doing for Halloween?
>>724643795Ingman Creamy
>>724643795
Goodbye...
>>724647859I used to think Klonoa with Sybil was cute but diaperfags ruined it for me
>>724647642https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4COzhbp-Sc
>>724557297Change the I to an A
>>724648264Ok I'll stay
>>724647859Imagine Sybil-fied Klonoa and Klonoa-fied Sybil....
tone day
>>724648954Good boy...
>>724599427Top ten shittiest Klonoa villains.
>>724651946Are there even ten Klonoa villains in total?
>>724652196probably if you include the comic
>>7246521961. KoS2. Ghadius3. Leorina4. Joka5. Tat6. Nahatomb7. Janga8. Garlen9. Nightmare Klonoa10. Tenabrae Huethere you go
>>724652690...thank you for the list of evil figs in Klonoa
>>724655032Bros he's literally me.
>>724655032cute wahoo!
>>724655978Why violence?
moonlight
>>724656946Moonlight Museum is definitely the student film Klonoa game
it's klonover
lots of 'noas
>>724653245What if Nightmare Klonoa was the real Klonoa all along.
i call this finished because i hate backgrounds
>>724659967holy fucking based...
>>724659705Yeah I'm kissing every one of these 'noas and you can't stop me
kissing 'noa on the nose
>>724661576Kissing ‘noa on the tip of his pp
>>724661945>demake moogay
>>724553206Thread theme I guess - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDan3Cfhvoc
>>724663425Thanks
Klonoa if he Spain
>>724664734There, I made it more trustworthy
>>724664867>it could literally mean anything>except the thing I dislike, it doesn't mean that, it cannot mean thatyou're funny guy
>>724665287>it could literally mean anythingIt could actually only mean one thing, or two things if you're schizo. Not literally anything
>>724665425You're a few steps below the average YouTube analyst. Even MatPat is quite a bit above you when it comes to this stuff. At least devs have at times confirmed that he's been right about things.
>>724659967Why is the Klonoa so gooey?
>>724665904I bet you think Sans is Ness.
player 2 color beach voilleyball
>>724666071>Why is the Klonoa so gooey?slime magic
>>724666071Someone jizzed on him
>>724666078You really act like all literary analysis is the same as doing some voodoo magic act. Hilarious stuff.
>>724666560What you do is not literary analysis. You wouldn't have come to the conclusion that Klonoa 2 is a figment based on that tweet if the yellow blog didn't give you that idea. It's such an absurd logical leap that almost no one would ever make, but it's spread like a mind virus thanks to the likes of you. I wish you could think for yourself. Frankly I pity you.
can someone post the klonoa's moo rant
Happy Sorroween!
I better take a 3 hour detour to get the TONDE game
>>724667369see >>724554975
>>724666795That's not how I noticed at all. I had already worked that out when some anon here showed me that tweet way after I had come to that conclusion.The actual reason I noticed was because I came across a certain concept: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S__1h2Z2xI
>>724667512Thanks for the video. Still NAF, but I appreciate the video.
>>724668496You should learn to argue your position better. You're no fun to deal with, as funny as you are.I know you actually trying to justify your opinion would be the most hilarious thing if you just put some effort into it.
>>724668730>You're no fun to deal with, as funny as you are.I'm not here to entertain you. And I've argued before on a number of different points which debunk your theory, but you just stick your head in the sand with stupid ad-hoc excuses for every one of them so why should I bother repeating myself. And you seem to have trouble understanding that the King of Sorrow can be symbolic of Klonoa's shadow without him literally being a figment of Klonoa's imagination. You call me a literalist or whatever, thinking that I don't see the way that the events of Lunatea's Veil are allegorical for the inner state of Klonoa's mind and trauma. It's just pointless for me to continue. Your mind is made up.
>>724669429Yeah sure, and Momett could have made it all as an illusion to acquire the fattest memory doll of them all (KoS reincarnated). You can just never know lol. There's literally nothing that prevents you from making up whatever your story needs if you really want to reuse the characters.Your argument fundamentally boils down to "Just because it's written like a story that works that way doesn't mean it's really that way." and you have other bangers like & "No, stop looking at that faggy poem, I don't like it." and also making up that "Klonoa as a sacrifice." point out of nowhere.It's plain to see that you're just being defensive and don't really have a clue, and there was that anon that butted in one convo and provided more sound counterclaim than you've managed to do at any point.
>>724670334ok
You are the Claire of this dream.
>>724591460>>724594987>>724596249slop kino
buy it, Bamco needs money for the next Dragon Ball game
>>724673339I'd rather not
I've got Halloween things to do. See you in another dream...
>>724674396cool, Imma ruin the thread now
there was only one set of footprints
