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Man, the Zelda series is probably the best game series ever.
>>724556683Ah yes, the Zelda 2 remake where Link quests to defeat Ganon who has cast a horrifying piss filter over the land.
Is this real? I'd play that
>>724556683Why waste time on this? A remake of Zelda 1 would be preferable, because it is the vastly better game.
>>724558973Nah. Hot take but Zelda 1 was ass. Zelda 2 is not only a more engaging experience but a better one too.
>>724556683Why does he look like the Ballin' guy>>724558973Zelda 1 sucks shit unless you were some 80s boomer that had mommy buy them the guide
>>724556683>no hot as fuck red prostitutes letting you come insideTrash. Pure trash.
>>724556683OOT was meant to be a remake of Zelda II and of course much larger in scale, they could probably still do this since Zelda II in terms of formula is the best Zelda game ever (if you disagree you’re a faggot)
>>724562014>Zelda 1 sucks shit And Zelda 2 doesn’t?
>>724558973I'm surprised they never remade the original Zelda. Like give it the All Star treatment or something
>>724562014>>724562225Fucking gay millennials
>>724556683>pureasu buyu the sameru gameru for anotheru 85 dorraru dumbasseru
>>724562225Zelda 2 doesn't need a guide
>>724562689>I AM ERRORIt definitely needed a guide back in the day.
>>724556683That original intro can't be replaced
get rid of the low contrast fog please and thank you
There's already a definitive zelda II remake and it's called Zelda II: Enhanced PC Edition by hoverbat.
>>724558973Other top-down Zeldas are similar to the original in terms of style, there is no other Zelda that plays like Zelda 2
>>724562689Zelda 1 doesn't either. You never played the game>b-b-but all the h-hidden things! You have to b-bomb every wall and b-burn every plant!!!!nope, optional. get fucked retard
>>724556683NINTENDO!SHOOT THIS MAN OUT OF A CANNON INTO A WOODCHIPPER!
>>724558973Hot take, Zelda II is actually worthy of expanding upon, and Zelda I has been remade to death with spiritual sequels and is no longer needed.
>>724565956This remake is great but why are you an Ao Oni dungeon homunculus?
>>724558973Zelda 2 is unironically an amazing game.
>>724565956will check it out now>>724569262>why are you an Ao Oni dungeon homunculus?You IDIOT!
>>724569262That's the 2nd quest ending. The chicken spell replaces the fairy spell from the original game. The 2nd quest admittedly is unbalanced. You're either overleveled tell later game if it's a new game plus or you're underleveled if you just start the 2nd quest. but 2nd quest has an extra bossfight and a different ending.
>>724569949I meant the purple reflection, but chicken playthrough is best playthrough if you seek out the upgrades
>>724556683The colour design reminds me of an old attic with a thick layer of dust on everything. Were they going for a "rustic" look?
>>724556683putrid
>>724556683The BoTW artstyle is so fucking ugly.
>>724566063>there is no other Zelda that plays like Zelda 2>Completely ignores the game the guy he replied to postedYou got the brains of someone who eats people and says they taste like diarrhea.
>>724556862FPBP. Pretty much. It's the oldest on going series which holds hype behind each release. Maybe there's no consensus on which one is the best game, but that only speaks volumes about the quality of the series.Also, people are not prepared for this conversation, but what makes Zelda games be Zelda games is actually the care put in how you interact with the world. Tools are weapons and weapons are tools. All this without making the game be made out of blocks or homogeneous tiles. That's what all Zelda games share in common beyond the amount of dungeons, the slingshot or the setting, which may differ in this or that game.I can't wait for their next project, but I wish they stay the fuck away from BotW's hyrule because i'm quite tired of it. Also bring the GOAT back into the dev team at least once. Shiggy had the general vibe down, but Koizumi had the soul.
>>724571723>it plays the same because they're both 2d sidescrollers, right?This is a perfect example of someone who pretends they play video games when they actually do not.
>>724562303they did but it was japanese only and was a satellite download game
>>724562689Zelda 1 and 2 come with a guide and a map telling you were to go
>>724572154Bruh it's literally Zelda II but you get to play as Link and the controls are worse at the cost of better graphics. You're just retarded.
>>724570816It's a recurring gag that everyone in the Zelda games is an ugly freak except the main characters/girls.
>>724562316I kek'd
>>724566350This is why they’re the best Zelda games… they filter the plebes and trannies. Especially since link isn’t the femboy he’s been since 2017 (and prior to that he was a twink from 1998-2017) and they actually give you a challenge. As for which is more challenging? Zelda II, but it’s also the best game ever made.
>>724566350I mean, TECHNICALLY levels 7, 8, and 9 are hidden, but 7's lake is suspicious, 8 is a single bush in the way of a shortcut so a competent player should test anyway, and the manuel and level 8 hint at where level 9 is. So not optional per say, but a player with a curious mind should still find them
>>724572656Impa depends on the game, Anju wasn't a main girl, TP have a few petty/hot girls that are either clerks or are pushed all the way into sub quests, won't comment about WW due the art style besides mentioning Sue-Belle
The next 2D remake will probably be the Oracles games. Makes sense with the Oracles director now being the head director for the Zelda IP.
>>724574069(Part 2) But FUCK second quest. Actually have intercpurse with the battery used to save the game. Level 7 and 8 are borderline impossible to find, one is in a roundabout bush burning location and the other needs you to bomb the cliff on the other side of the river in a random spot, requiring the ladder and enough bombs to test everything. At least level 9 is tight in the corner so it's easy enough to locate, but it's still obnoxious
>>724574401>But FUCKHAH GAY
>>724569134My hot take: Zelda II would just end up becoming Soulslike slop in a modern-day format.
>>724573032>Especially since link isn’t the femboy he’s been since 2017 (and prior to that he was a twink from 1998-2017)And before that he was a little chibi faggot.
>>724574772>anti-soul gasWhat does that mean?
>>724572038>I wish they stay the fuck away from BotW's hyruleYou and me both, anon. I loved BOTW to death when it first came out. Such a cool game that promised on the "return to roots" approach that Aonuma promised for years for its release. But it just seems that that format has become such a cash cow that I'm afraid Aonuma would never reel it back in.I have two pipe dreams when it comes to Zelda. One is a true sequel to Wind Waker, one that takes the advantages of BOTW's good ideas but also the interesting storyline + exploration of WW. The other one is a return to the realistic world of Twilight Princess with the same thing applied as above. I'm not even that big of a fan of grimdark but I think TP done better with innovative gameplay would be fucking sick to me. I feel like TP had so much potential that was hindered by the near barren landscape that was Hyrule in that game.These two things would not happen in a million years but it'd probably the only thing that'd make me buy a Switch 2.
>>724565956I thought ZIIAOL was the best one, no?https://hoverbat.itch.io/ziiaolYou can look it up on YT for some videos, the creator has a channel
>>724556683i dont play any sort of fanmade slop made by failed "developers" that need to resort to steal well known ips with a "love letter" bullshit excuse because if they put their indieslop on steam it will be instantly buried with the rest of shovelware nobody plays. These fags shoul get a real job
>>724574830A washed out appearance due to over-usage of volumetric fog, ie, anti-soul gas.
>>724574830He's probably referring to the weird haze the game has over the landscape. I think other games have that as well.
>>724572038>>724574894I think most people wouldn't be sick of the BoTW-era if Nintendo didn't drop the ball so hard with ToTK and AOC. But because they did, people now fully realize that the damage Nintendo's done to this era is basically irreparable. Hence everyone getting tired of it so quickly and wanting to move on to something new, or returning to better times with the prospects of WW/TP HD rerelease or an OoT remake.
>>724562689>Zelda 2 doesn't need a guideDid you play the game?>yeah you are suppose to fall down in this hole that would otherwise kill you and use the fairy spell to fly ^^>just hit this random wall in this dungeon or you'll be stuck
>>724575274NPCs tell you about those things. Maybe you were too stupid/lazy to talk to them.
>>724574830It's a Castlevania reference. In Lament of Innocence there's an Anti Soul lab where they research making Anti Soul gashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej9WmEVDZ9k
>>724556862not a single good game, all average
>>724575132that's a thunderstorm you retard, play the game
>>724575469>that's storm fog>that's morning fog>that's high-altitude fog>that's indoor fog>that's post-storm fogyou keep making excuses for this ugly game
>>724576009Yeah, weather is a thing on the planets with any kind of atmosphere. Try going outside.
>>724574894Eh. I honestly don't think there's any intrinsecally powerful idea in TP that warrants revisiting it in any particular way. I liked it on release but it's the one that i've had the least fun with on replays. I get the feeling the team was quite sick of the project by the time they were done with it. It's mostly Oot with better graphics and a bunch of uninteresting gimmicks that went nowhere. TP was at its best when none of its original ideas were on display, which is quite sad.>>724575267I think ToTK was fine and full of neat ideas. It's just that revisiting that Hyrule hurt the experience a lot. It's hard to not be disappointed in having basically the same map in a game about exploration. And same setting and characters are not particularly exciting in a series that doesn't have particularly good writing or story. Zelda characters are at their best when they're clad in mystery, and dissecting these after 2 games and a couple spin offs just kills them.In any case, i'm pretty sure the next Zelda will have a completely different setting and art direction. So i look forward to it.
>>724575448Congrats on what is objectively the most contrarian take possible for video games.
>>724576009The game didn't always look super pretty but yes, that particular pic was set during a storm with rain. It looks like it's supposed to.
>>724566063Say what you want about Zelda 2 and Castlevania 2 but their clones are pretty kino and I enjoy them a lot more than I do metroidvanias
>>724556683I only played BOTW. I liked it quite a bit, it was comfy. I quit Tears a few hours in for some reason. Which do I play next?
>>724576526Reason probably was that you already spent like 100 hours in that world. The new content and mechanics were great, but for a new Zelda game it was just not enough to stand out. If it was advertised as a super-duper-extra DLC and scaled it down a bit, the perception would have been a lot better, and it would have boosted BoTW sales.Probably the underground could have been a lot smaller. The islands could have also been a lot less numerous. There weren't enough as it was, but there wasn't enough unique content in them anyway.Best part were the caves. The cave system alone would have sold me the thing.
>>724576950Yeah I'm definitely gonna try it out again at some point but I spent a lot of time in BOTW already. Again, playing it in bed and exploring was fucking awesome, very good sense of adventure. Probably the best experience stoned gaming experience I had was with it. I don't smoke anymore though.
>>724575017look at anon post again and then your own post again
>>724576009You ever see a mountain in the distance that looks kinda blue-ish? Yeah, it's real. Turn your computer off.
>>724576107>>724576269You guys don't even know what fog looks like. It isn't a gray overlay at 50% opacity. It has volume. Like being in a literal cloud. Objects at close range look normal, and things in the distance get cut off (range depending on density). BotW just has shitty colors. Even in this pic >>724576009 you can see rolling fog in the distance, but that doesn't explain why the entire image is so washed out.You tell me to go outside? How fucking ironic.
>>724576269>>724575469Is it raining in that inn? Why is it so foggy in there? Why does removing the anti-soul gas make the game look 500% better?
>>724556683Gold vs Mold
>>724562316I look like this and say this.
>>724565956CLUCKED .com
>>724577164Yeah, I honestly don't get the complaints about BotW being a Ubisoft game clone. It stands out in many ways and has a very unique atmosphere to it. The way everything is reactive to you in fun little ways plus toning down the handholding and the map markers obsession makes it a very different experience.Plus the sound design was amazing. Don't care what the haters say. It's not just about the melodies, but the gazillion different kinds of footstep sounds, the varying amount of noise you make depending on the gear you have equipped, all the different animals, etc.I think the sounds and music have not been that memorable ever since Wind Waker until BotW came around.
>>724577912I've said it since 2017 and will die on this hill. You know the nighttime horseback riding theme? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2LgPr9xtAo Remove the cantering rhythm that match the horse's hooves and keep it sparse. But then the cello comes in with the Zelda theme. THAT is what BotW's overworld needed. That glimmer of hope
>>724577912I’m tired of the Not-Ghibli art style.
>>724576361MnF Kingdom, Steve
>>724556683>PLEASE, NO MORE GAS, PL-*brap*>MIYAMOTO-SAN, I CAN'T SEE, TURN OFF THE GAS*br-brap*
Link should be 8 and all the women in game should be about 28
>>724578161Eh, I don't know. I liked it quite a lot as it was.In any case you asked which Zelda should you play next.If you've never played much else in this series, Link's awakening is incredible in a completely different way. The remake on switch is quite cool.
>>724556683So hold on, what's the context of this?
>>724577912>It stands out in many ways and has a very unique atmosphere to it.It's just diet ghibli, complete with the pretentious anime shit like "muh power of love and friendship" that instantly ruins any narrative because it's a boring cliche right next to Final Fantasy games where you get a magic macguffin to instantly beat the final boss.>The way everything is reactive to you in fun little ways None of that matters if the game never takes advantage of it. I have no need to ever care for the supposed amazing physics engine, when the game itself is boring. No challenge. You can skip over everything, so nothing matters in the end.>plus toning down the handholding and the map markers obsession makes it a very different experience.You're literally not allowed to leave the tutorial area unless the game says so. That's absurd levels of handholding.
>>724556683Can we come inside the healer lady’s house and get healed?
>>724558973>A remake of Zelda 1That’s Link to the Past dumbass, Zelda 1 was basically a beta for it
I miss when sequels could be whatever they wanted to be and experiment with something new, for better or worse.Super Mario Bros 2 (USA) was quite different
>>724562923Sexy Peachy Sloppa
>>724556862I kneel
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>>724556683Cum inside?
