Bro why are the women in this game so easy???
>>724557459Like what did I do? I feel like we haven't done enough shit to justify these two gals thirsting you know? Robert hasn't done shit, I want to be able to feel like I've earned the them thirsting over me but rn it feels like I'm being spoonfed exactly what I want to see, and I don't like it, I want to feel like I've EARNED it.
>>724557459Name one game where romance isn't just picking between "fuck" and "don't fuck"
Ultimately I'm not that bothered by I'll still play the entire "game" if you can even call it thatbut it's just jarring to me is all with how easy these bitches are, does Robert have some fucking aura around him that makes these bitches instantly wet or what? You feel me
In a world where there's probably all kinds of anthropomorphic anatomy that exists and them bitches be thirsting over the everyman truly the most unrealistic depiction of women
>>724557681You have a point there anon, maybe they should've fucking stuck with the TV show instead of repurposing the IP for a "game"
>>724557683Shit anon, don't spoil his secret super power.
>>724558049The game makes more money
>>724558101"I have no powers" my ass Robert spreads invisible odourless pheromones like fucking salazzle that's his power
Honestly it just felt right. I had to betray Blazer.
>>724557505I feel the same anon It feels fake that they are thirsting over this guy so much, what has he done to warrant such thirst???
>>724557459>>724557683>It's okay when anime and Japanese visual novels do it
>>724557459What I wanna know is, will there be a space ending?
>>724558615Blazer just looks for a fall-back option after dumping Phenomaman Invisigal feels guilty about planting a bomb on the back of his mech
I don't play capeshit.
>>724557681>>724558049Isn't that just life if you're rich and attractive?
>>724557459>Bro why are the women in this game so easy???Are you:-White-Witty-Charismatic-Believes in you no matter what-A superheroNo? Then you don't deserve love.
>>724557683>does Robert have some fucking aura around him that makes these bitches instantly wet or whatHe’s white and not bald or wearing glasses
The people who post in these threads are pathetic.
>Game were kissless virgins get to pick up two chicks>Dude doesn't even have a superpower just shit handed down to him through Gramps and dad>pretty relatable not playing as some kryptonian GOD just average joe>make the women sexy despite being a western game>make the women easy>/v/ STILL COMPLAINSyou guys are hopeless
>>724559229OP doesn't represent /v/, anon
>>724559316Obviously he doesn't represent ALL of you but he sure as fuck represents a good chunk of you
>>724559229Suspension of disbeliefAt the very least let me fucking earn it, make Robert have to fight someone and he loses an arm or some shit idk, it just feels "spoonfeedy"
>>724559316Yes he does. /v/ is unironically a hivemind.
i'm less and less interested in this game as i read thru these pathetic threads
>>724559546no I'm not!
>>724557459It's not complex. All dating sim romance options are playersexual. Although, in my life I've had peaks and valleys. Time's when I had more female attention than I knew what to do with. From girls I thought were very cute. Even though my own self image perception is a short hairy toad of a man. Sometimes if you have things going on in your life, and a positive attitude, you are just attractive, and all of your negative qualities fall to the wayside, and you find yourself feeling like the star of a visual novel. Next thing you know you are back to being a divorced forever alone alcoholic incel. Never know where life can take you, but the wheel is in your hands.
>>724557683>>724557459You Incels will never experience love in real life
>>724559229I'm sorry normal men don't like your pathetic power fsntast visual novel.
>>724557505>Like what did I do?>be the most famous hero in the city and part of a legendary lineage of superheroes, none of whom have any real powers aside from incredible grasp of mechanical and electrical engineering principles>be a relatively down-to-earth guy who doesn't push his trauma onto others>be cold and aloof, but also vulnerable enough to show the scars beneath the surface after a little prodding>isn't a bitch and stands up for himself in any and all situations>knows CQC and can throw down with anyone and anything regardless of injuries>smart enough to know how to build and maintain a powerful mechaRobert is literally me.
>>724559443>let me earn itCalm down. It's basically a halfassed TV show. People get horny for eachother all the time without some overdramatic event transpiring. You know how common it is for a "new kid" at a school to get at least hit on or flirted with, sometimes laid simply because he's new? Sometimes people's motivations are simple.
>>724560054Show us your gundam broRooting for ya
>>724560150It was destroyed in a fiery explosion, sadly.
>>724559674>Sometimes if you have things going on in your life, and a positive attitude, you are just attractiveThey kind of hint at this."What is going on today?" It's a well known trope. Meet a girl that is interested in you? Well your ex's, your crushes, random passerbys and your sister will start giving you bedroom eyes.
>>724557683>Handsome>Witty>A literal superhero>Brave>Hot voice >Pays attention to themThe only reason you're confused is because you equate attractiveness with the gigachad memes posted by fat Indian basement dwelling Nazis.
>>724557683The real answer is the game is already half over so they have to rush the romance. I sometimes forget this shit is gonna be eight hours long, tops. I want more.
>>724557459That's how women are irl too when you are chad.
>>724557459>>So we have choices between whore and whore but wears black lipstickGod I'm sick of these two tropes/cliches like you wouldn't believe...
>>724560726This is probably the biggest trvke hereYou can tell with how short the episodes are that it's ripped straight off what was originally supposed to be a netflix show, 20min episodes and all that
I unironically don't get romances or "romancing" in video games. What's the appeal?
>>724557683The MC has the pheromones of a gacha game protagonist.
>>724560954The appeal is that I'm 2025 majority of straight men are lonely sexless Incels and fictional romances in videogames give them a tool to pretend someone loves them or wants them.It's all lonely Incels.
>>724559407>A portion of people don't have the same opinion as me?>PREPOSTEROUSNobody is forced to like a game anon, specially a niche one such as a western visual novel.
>>724557459>porn game>why are the girls sluts?what makes people think like this?
>>724558858It'd be a kick in the balls to all waifufags if no romance Rob has a unique ending where he becomes the dispatch supervisor or Pman takes him to explore space or something.
>>724560954Incels have a shitload of cash and zero standards for vidya.
>>724559674>Dude just be attractive, worked for me.>>724561196Nobody is waifuing anyone from this game.
>>724560912Brooo the episodes are so fucking short hopefully future eps will be double the length
>>724561319>two short scenes with a bit of dispatching gameplay in betweenwe must be better developers
>>724561052Romances exist in every single piece of media and can exist in any storyYou Involuntary Illiterate
I thought everyone hated the game because the female protagonist is a slut, why are there so many threads about it?
Someone post blonde blazer's nipples.
>>724559443>only way to get a girl's affection is to lose a fucking armwtf dude
>>724561046>Commander is an actual character >Portrayed as an eyeless self-insert protagonist >Eyes only ever shown when he's commodified I kind of hate it.
>>724561442This board is infested with chink/jeet incels.
>>724557683it's realistic, women fuck anything that moves nowadays
>>724561410Yet you will never experience romance in real life. Curious
>>724557459Who cares about your troonslop with ugly manfaced whores who even dress like troons
>>724561061I don't care if it is well recieved on /v/ or not, I didn't make it I get no money and have no horse, I just think a lot of complaints from average anons are just asinine and not worth typing out.
>>724562026Do you ever get tired of spouting retarded babble
>>724562026Absolutely mindbroken.
>>724561541women are so stupid
>>724557459They unironically feel like AI chat girls, easy as fuck to fuck
>>724562793>Those mobile statsGrim. A harrowing blackpill.
>>724557683He's funny? How is that not enough appeal? He's also good looking too
>>724557459>BBwants a normal relationship, got a taste of it at the bar>visiwants to be praised really badly
>>724562903Exactly this, there is such a thing as something being "too easy" to the point where it feels inauthentic, not genuine, fake, and literally the easiest way to make it not so is... Well time, just have the characters spend more time but they can't do that in this "game" because it is originally supposed to be a netflix show which is pretty evident by how short the episodes are They gotta rush the character development and all that to get to the next storybeat, they should have fucking stuck with it being a show it could have probably even been more popular than way instead of a half assed management game
>>724562793>finland
>>724562026>troonslopbeyond obsessed
>>724557459Because Robert is attractive.
>>724563256>romeo & juliet romance is unrealistichttps://psmag.com/ideas/theres-a-crisis-of-reading-among-generation-z/
>>724562793>90% are phonefagsnuke this site already
>>724561410Doesn't change the fact He's still right though
>>724563595Saar what wrong?
>>724563595I think it means "90% of the devices in the country", not "90% of the devices users use to browse the site".
>>724562793Looks like an infestation to me
>>724563767you should try looking at the numbers
>>724557459When you look like him it really is that easy.
>>724557459are sour patch kids that good?
>>724557459Because you are a famous handsome hero
>>724557505I'm almost certain that he's her main inspiration and saved her before she got her powers.
>>724557459because it's a VN for women
i hate nose piercings so much its unreal
>>724562793I thought it was US, UK then Germany as percentages. Has it changed or was I always wrong?
>>724560726He looks like he could use some disco in his life
>Pajeet head bobble mo-cap>cringe dialog a kin to veiltardWhy do you niggers buy this shit?
>>724557459BB since ep1Visi ep4Four episodes, talk about being fast
>>724557505>>724557459It's because the girl you don't choose to romance is revealed to be Shroud's mole tasked to seduce you for the nu-pulse
>>724564301not everyone is as negative as you
>>724562026>Who cares about your troonslop with ugly manfaced whores who even dress like troonsYou have to be so delusional and disconnected from reality to say that.
>>724564326*the girl you choose to romancefucked that one up
>>724564126she's just making it easier for you to ask her to wear cow print lingerie in the future
>>724557459Real life women are easy too.You're just too much of an autist to take advantage of that.
>>724557459Is this also millennial writing? Not even joking, maybe I'm just not the intended audience, but it feels way too fast. I much more prefer a slowburn build up over the course of a story,but by chapter 3 ? you already kissed both and fucked one.It just feels so damn unrewarding and shallow, there's no journey.
>>724565021But anon we're already halfway through the story
>>724565139>we're already halfway through the story
>>724557459That's how it'd be for you if you drank water
>>724565021Its all part of the journey that eventually ends with Phenomaman pounding your bussy. These foid meaningless whore romances are red herrings to distract you from the real prize: clapping Phenomamans juicy cheeks.
>>724561615then where are MY women?
>>724562026Mad cuz it mogs Japanese VN and gacha slop
>>724565227Love from Kazakhstan
>>724557459>>724557505Invisigal at least gets a modicum of development, there's some story progression tied to her arc, Blaze just felt bizarre to me, from the very start she's constantly lusting and going after you, it just felt so bizarre
>>724565021Slow burn bullshit where it takes 100 hundred chapters to hold hands can remain with the virgin japs
>>724565268At this point I just want a bromance with him and his autistic hobbies
Whitey won
>>724565320Mechaman probably saved her when she was in her civvie form
>>724565227IronicI got more female attention when I acted like an asshole than when I was nice.
>>724564470nta but he has a point. You guys buying games like this is literally whats killing gaming. Practice some self control.
>>724565643I'm gonna keep buying games with Straight White male protagonists.
>>724557505Welcome to "modern" writing , where everything has to be given out immediately or else people click off because they didn't get their dopamine hit from instant gratification.
>>724564470>defending veilguard adjacent writingNigger, indeed.
>>724563559Yes, it is. Romeo and Juliet was a comedy making fun of trope of falling in love at first sight
>>724565643your gamer activism is retarded
>>724564301>Pajeet head bobble....why do they do that exactly?
>>724564326If that was the case that would be really stupid since BB is the one who tasked Royd into making Robert a new mecha. If you have access to Royd then you have access to all the new-pulse you want.
>>724565721Yes saar redeem my Aryan brahman
>>724565320Her whole thing is that she wants to not JUST be blond blazer, she also wants to try and live a normal life on the side. She dumped phenom because he couldn't comprehend this and wanted to be a superhero 24/7. With mechaman she can have that desire since he's a superhero who is also a normal dude on the side.I also think she genuinely admires him since he was an independent hero not working for some corporation, meaning he was truly doing it just to be a good person.
>>724565021They only have 8 chapters and a shitton of ground to cover. If the episodes were old Telltale game length, they'd be better paced I think.
>>724565819zoomers can't read
>>724557459Why are /v/ posters so interested in this tumblr/discord slop? This board really is full of retarded trannies now.
Farquaad is really assblasted
>>724565447Does someone have the mega for all of the comics? I kinda wanna read em
>>724565227big water strikes again...
>>724565830>Telling people not to buy obviously shit games is gamer activitismYou're the retard.
Tomboy
>>724559443>At the very least let me fucking earn it, make Robert have to fight someone and he loses an arm or some shit idk,Women are not worth an entire arm. Maybe he gets heavily injured but not an entire fucking arm bro
>>724559443>girls only like you if you nearly die chasing themjesus christ, talk about putting women on a pedestal
do you think they'll sequel bait with the ending?
>>724565643>buying
>>724557459Some idiots once complained that the women in my VN were unrealistic because they fell in love with the protagonist too easily, as if it were a male fantasy written by someone who knows nothing about women. It turns out that the protagonist was handsome, rich, and had a huge dick, LOL.I think it's insane how little knowledge people have about human beings. Women are just as superficial as men, if not more so. The difference is that they only show it to handsome guys. If the protagonist in the game is handsome, then things like a woman kissing him 30 seconds after meeting him are totally believable (I witnessed much worse things when I went out drinking with my model male friend).
What happens if you don't choose anything and time runs out?
>>724567262Exactly. Handsome men don't need to compensate like sub 7s. >>724567375Randomly chosen. They should have kept a silent option.
>>724567375randomly chooses
>>724567262>the biggest lie Hollywood created was that women are the romantic gender
>>724566939>downloading this shit for free and wasting your time to play itHonestly that's more pathetic.
this is blonde blazer's and phenomaman's writersay something nice about her
>>724557459Because (you) aren't actually (you) disgusting, unwashed freak who never accomplished anything noteworthy in his life and never touched a woman other than his mom, but a 30+ y.o. tired, down on his luck handsome chad with a 15 year career as one of the greatest superheroes, who was seen by the women as still being heroic even while powerless and injured.One woman is excited that you're a normal dude on top of that rather than just a pure paragon that's not interested in being normal.The other is excited that someone doesn't take her shit but still encourages her to do good despite her failures and bad attitude.The women are easy, because the protag is a chad. That's just how it is for chads.
>>724565295This, anitards call this slop when they think trash like SnK and Steins;Gate are the greatest stories of all time.
>>724567638Actually I had fun. For free!
>>724567613See >>724567638
>>724567639she's also Coupe's VA
>>724567639Shes also Coupe's VA
>>724566457>>724567638>calls a game shit>posts pokemon
>>724564757Cow print lingerie on women smaller than a H-cup is a literal war crime. Get the fuck out of here you asshole.
>>724567639>those creditsNo wonder the games writing is shit
>>724567695>for free
>>724567639>Writing credit for Baby SharkMust've been a tough gig
>>724557459sour patch kids fucking suck. I expected them to be sour and they just have a lazy coating of citric acid on them and that's it.
>>724567639milkies
>>724567759
>>724567713>>724567717>>724567770>>724567783>not noticing her giant titsfags>>724567823now here is a man of culture
>>724567639I think she did good. The game is just super fast paced, and it's to Blonde Blazer's detriment. The Pman scenes are funny as fuck, though
>>724567841yes, playing pokeslop year after year makes you a cuck
>>724566928Nope
>a tomboy with a dirty mouth who constantly makes sex jokes and pretends to be a badass is actually a sub in bed
>>724565882It's a cultural thing.Side to side usually means that they agree/understand or are listening.Somehow it's also a polite way of showing you're sorry when you disagree.So it can be used for everything, and they just got raised that way, so it's second nature to do it while trying to be polite.
>>724567908visi getting a horny scene in episode 4 but BB not getting something similar is unfair and clearly shows the writers want to push players to romancing visi
>>724567681S;G was one of the dumbest time travel stories I've ever watched. It's not even the time travel itself that was bad but almost every character just needed to act brain damaged in some way, I assume weebs think this behavior is cool and stylish for some reason.
>>724568032That's a dream. Meanwhile, you can kiss Blonde Blazer twice, hold hands and nothing with Invisigal.
>>724568032It fits in line with Visi's character, though. She's a coomer and she has a crush. BB is built for a slow burn romance with nudges here and there but the game is already halfway over so it's hard. They try to alleviate this with more "jokey" sexual scenes like the kiss and nip slip but neither really click right, at least imo
>>724565227The way it's written seems completely sarcastic.
>>724568193Leave invisisluts to their cope.
>>724557459Its not hard to get em when they are interested, anon. The whole winning over a woman is just a scam you gobbled up.
>>724567613please davy jones point me to the nearest torrent of this game. I'm dying of thirst in this sea of dead pirate sites.
>>724558159https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxyL3Ymbwn4
>>724568612>Its not hard to get em when they are interested, anon.What about losing them?
>>724557459the attractive women in these shows are ALWAYS single for some reason and don't act like raving lunatics like they are IRL
>>724557459>>724557683I want to fuck brown tracer
>>724568438say it to my face, fuckboi
>>724568837>not thundercuck
>>724568702piratebayproxy.infoFind one you like that hasn't been taken down, turn on your vpn, and have at it. It's not that hard.
>>724568769Everyone single has a reason,women and men>whore>serial cheater>ankward weirdo>just crazy>nuns,priests,volcelsetcEspecially if not ugly
>>724568884i have dishonered myself
We're already halfway through the story... Holy fuck the next episodes better be double the fucking length bros
>>724566341
>>724567778Go play FF you cuck.
how long before they reveal invisigal is actually 17?
>>724567681Both of those are midwit anime. There is still some good anime out there if you look, like Ping Pong, but you won't see them in the mainstream.
>>724567954Anon, he was calling (you) the cuck. And shitting on his tastes while playing dispatch is just retarded. You are a cuck.
>>724565021>you already kissed both and fucked one.the fucking is a dream, you only kiss 1 girl twice.
>>724569194I think in her official bio she's 26
>>724569194Yeah right they showed nips and her moaning and shit, it would be suicide
>*MC is the amalgamation of Tony Stark and Peter Parker*>"BUT WHY ARE WOMEN THROWING THEMSELVES AT THIS GUY???"Truly it is a mystery.
>>724567954Lmao>>724569235He's right, you know.
>>724557459The game should only have a harem of muscular male superheroes fighting each other to get your attention.
>>724569381Too based for 2025That sounds more like a late 90s thing
>>724565447it's a fucking shame that we had to get rid of either the bat or coupe so early. doubly retarded because earlier that day you were giving them a pep talk. if they really wanted to add phenomaman to the roster they should have just let him be near useless and retained your original roster.
>>724569194These writers aren't that based
>>724557505the whole game is like an hour long, everything is rushed
>>724569072the next episode better have double the fucking>>724569194lmao>>724569292I still dont get why Peter gets so much pussy other than because of the "Parker luck"
>>724567639I'll give credit where credit's due. it's pretty decent but because of the 8 episodes limit it feels a bit rushed. really should have been a 10 or 12 ep thing because BB and the other chars feel a bit underdeveloped.
>>724557459>Having a surprisingly good time with story and the dispatch stuff>Help Invisigal out during the end of the third ep>Okay time to start ep 4>...
>>724569547They don't even let you fast forward or skip any conversation
>>724568910>turn on your vpnw-what happens if I download the torrent without a vpn?
>>724557459No one's actually answering seriously, here's the trvkeBecause the pacing is shit that's why, it's rushed and it feels rushedThis was originally conceived as a show for netflix but they turned it into a game instead because of complications due to COVID, and you can tell from how short the episodes are and how fucked the pacing is as a result of that You can just tell its ripped off of a 20min episodes that's turned into a game and it fucking sucks cause if this was a show it could have at least been more enjoyable than whatever this is
>>724569194This wasn't made in Japan.
>>724557459>>724557505>>724557683>"why are the women instantly ready for sex in this porn game?"i dunno
>>724569194Too based for westoids
>>724569768>why can't I skip the movie in my moviegame
>>724569792>No one's actually answering seriously>ignores the people who answered seriouslyfuck off
>>724569782Might get banned from your ISP.
>>724569861>why can't I skip the parts I already saw to see the other possible choice?
>>724557681>Name one game where romance isn't just picking between "fuck" and "don't fuck"Pillars of Eternity II, there are multiple characters who have both romance and friendship routes with the MC as well as romance route with other party members.KOTOR II in general, as well, where some relationships as really complicated, like the MC/Atris one.
I'm sticking with every decision I made, good or bad, until the final episode comes out. After that, I'll go back and see the other choices.
>>724557681>>724569959>cont.Tyranny. On most of her routes Verso isn't even a romance, just an underling with benefits, unless you get her to the point she sprouts actual loyalty and admiration.Rogue Trader. Yrliet the Eldar is a purely courtly romance that will never get physical.
>>724569194she is forever 17 but for the wrong reasons>>724569959>recommending CRPGs from 2010 to current dayISHYGDDT
>>724569653Handsome, earnest, charming and smart guy with high moral fiber that keeps getting back up no matter how many times he gets kicked down and just will not stop helping other people even though it hurts his own life. Of course the writers are gonna throw a lot of bitches on his dick as a reward. Well, the old, good writers at least.>>724569768This is one issue I have with the game, IMO. I just wanted to replay the dispatching game part but I have to sit through a couple of scenes every time I want to do it. It doesn't take too long, thankfully, but I wish I could just skip it and immediately get to the part I want to play.
>Incels drawn to the fantasy of dating a tomboy goth girl >Self insert as Robert Kek, they know what they're doing.
>>724570107Sebastian from DA2 is also a celibate romance
>>724569194Already picked BB. If that happened I'd have to restart
>>724567639Holy shit her milkers are massive
>>724570107Yrliet is not a romance. It's not "courtly", it's just the player being a hyper simp hoping for even the tiniest crumb of affection or love and getting fucking nothing, while the eldar couldn't care less.
>>724557459>Nose ring Instant zero. I don't care how hot the girl is, a nose ring instantly makes them less attractive in my eyes. It looks stupid. If you think it's hot then more power to ya, but it ruins a lot of women's good looks. I've seen some really pretty women who rock a nose ring, and I think "Wow, you'd look about 5x more attractive without the metal in your nose, retard." They purposely make themselves look worse just to either look edgy or stand out.
>>724567717Can we get a comic of the dwarf and his nubian fucking?
>>724570321Fact, cowring slags are made for beating
>>724570332
Is there real porn in this or is it just pg-13
>>724570401>Fact, cowring slags are made for analFTFY
>>724570561I don't think you could get away with breasts in PG-13.
>>724557681DRAGON COMMANDER
>>724565227There is no way this isn't a r/Incel post or whatever and they're just being sarcastic, i refuse to believe otherwise
>>724570317Maybe at least try an playing the game instead of repeating the same nonsense that /pol/tards on here spout? She is literally dreaming about the MC centuries after he's dead. She absolutely is in love with him as a person.
>>724570538why would she cut her hair??? NISIIOOOOOOO>>724570401if a single glass of water did this to him he should think twice before bullying waterboy
>>724561615Except you
>>724567639White man here, i want to suck on those milkers
>>724569194This ain't a japanese story, you can't have a romantic interest that age lusting after MC
>>724570830>white man hereYeah, please redeem your hands, ranjesh.
>>724557505Invisgal makes sense>she thinks hes hot>he doesnt put up with her shit and is confrontational, so her inner daddy issues kick inBlazer is sex starved, she and Pman cant fuck, Bob was just in the right place at the right time
>>724567639>Massive FF tits She's either a lesbian, or the biggest whore in the room. I wonder how many of the staff members she has slept with? I can tell just by looking at her that she's slept with a lot of people.
>>724569782you get served a cease and desist, also make sure your vpn covers torrenting (some free vpns do this and some don't)
>>724557459>Bro why are the women in this game so easy???>>724557505>Like what did I do? I feel like we haven't done enough shit to justify these two gals thirsting you know?Welcome to life as someone who isn't ugly and disgusting.
>>724557459Op…Rob is white
>>724559229Im pretty sure the average joe isnt a ripped MMA fighter with extensive engineering knowledge
>>724570904No saar i'm white 400% Aryan even 999% arayan please saar i'm from north India not pakiSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>724557459>>724557505>>724557683Robert is conventionally attractive, fit, a successful superhero, has a deep voice, confident, principled, takes no shit and has his own issues he feels no problem in sharing when he gets comdortable enough. He also fits well with what both love interests want. I'm guessing no one ever expected anything good from invisigal, she was likely alone and never anyone's first choice. Robert is the positive role model she needed, believes in her, and is willing to help her to be better and gives her validation and the companionship she craved. They also have chemistry and he matches her banter.Blonde Blazer wants to be settle down and have a chance to be herself, she probably relates to Robert being powerless. They hit it off at the bar and she wants to save his brooding ass. >"HUH???? Why do these girls like the protagonist i dont get iittt!!! I need at least 200 chapter of bullshit so the relationship feels earned" I swear some of you niggas are homunculi pretending to be human
>>724557459Shill thread #44626
>>724571182My fellow white Aryan Brahman, redeem your hands saar!!!
>>724570674Yeah, you absolutely can. Have you never seen a pg-13 movie?Are there genitals and penetration clearly depicted? Thats what separates porn from teasing
>>724557459I WANT YOU TO FEEEEEEEEEL THE WAY I DOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>724571662>I fuckin love Sour Patch Kids.
>>724571627>he thinks you can show bare breasts in a PG-13 movie
>>724572065https://www.imdb.com/list/ls069961819/
>>724559595>I'mNice try, /v/.
>>724557683I bought this game for my 13 year old nephew because he likes superhero stuff. Uh oh. At least he'll have good taste in tomboys, I guess...
>>724572035SOUR CANDIES SUCK!
>>724572360Nice going anon, you gave your nephew a permanent fetish for brown girls.
>>724572065PG-13 isn't PG or G, it's PG-13. There are rules but you can get away with blood, swearing and nudity under the right circumstances.Shit, there used to be movies rated G and PG that had blood, swearing and nudity too. Back when the US was a real country.
>>724569792>trvkeTwo of the gayest memes in one. Impressive way to get your post disregarded instantly
>>724572035>invisisimps get product placement whilst Aryan Blazers get a proper date
>>724572360It's so over for you
>>724558858>reject bitches>achieve your dreams>dreams are not achieved in any ending you choose a girlPretty funny honestly. God I wish I could get another catherine game. Mainly for the puzzle platforming, my autistic ass loved it.
>>724572035So she was trying to fuck him in the bathroom earlier that day and plays hard to get in an empty movie theatre? Please tell me Robbie at least got some sour patch colored rings on his dick
>>724572479Sakura-chan would never say this delete this post
>>724570538Can someone please send a mega of the comics, I wanna read em
>>724572657>mutt hair>aryan blazerum anon...
>>724569894>>724571007but I'm not from a fascist country though
>>724572360He already has unfiltered access to pornography. The world is fucked.
>>724557459>so easyExpecting both romances to not be bittersweet is setting yourself up to a disappointment.
>>724572360>Oh no my teenage nephew is going to see a hot woman topless, masturbating and sucking on a man's thumb, he might become straight...It's really not a bad thing to be the cool uncle, anon.
>>724572360the globohomo shit hes seeing on tv and online is probably having a way worse effect
>>724572657>Took you long enough.
>>724567639
>>724573042
>>724566341You know a game is good when not even bait posts like the dude on the right work
>>724572360He's 13 not 7
>>724573132"Game" is stretching it anon
>>724572360based.my uncle gave me a porn mag when I was 13. I was knee deep in pokemon porn sites long before that day so I got to watch my aunt and mom berate him for being blunt (they also let me read sex ed books when I was 8, there's no saint in this situation).
>>724573042Owo, looks like a Disney princess
>>724572065Since youre avoiding the question that tells me the game doesnt have anything more than titties
It's kind of shocking just how straight this game is considering all the people involved. How does that even happen? Did Jesse Pinkman really just tell them to fuck off with the gay shit?
>>724573091>Going to be awkward if you recruit Phenomaman to the Phoenix Program
>>724565447Why are they pretending that gay bear stereotype would ever be touched by a woman
>>724573580black chicks love buff white guys
>>724573357maybe they got tired of not making money?
>>724573357>It's kind of shocking just how straight this game is considering all the people involved. How does that even happen? Did Jesse Pinkman really just tell them to fuck off with the gay shit?It's a mystery that will never be solved.
For being asthmatic, Invisigal can hold her breath for a surprisingly long time.
>>724573679not short ones tho
>>724573580he is a midget>>724573712and apparently she can teleport herself if her fight with Malevola is anything to go by
>>724573475I am going to rape you now. Robert Robertson.
>>724573834Yeah, that threw me off. She goes invisible the moment the sword is about to hit her, but unless she has speedforce or something, it definitely would have hit her.
>>724573787Buddy he’s got thick hairy colonial white arms. Coop is genetically coded to surrender to that shit. The 1600s sailor mustache just sets her uterus on fire.
>>724573357>pitch to Amazon/Netflix>get told all the changes they need to make >use this to establish what absolutely needs to stay if they want to actually sell itDelightfully devilish, adhoc
>>724573865>you can actually see the glass shootingamusing
>>724573787Most short guys can't rip women in two with their bare hands
>>724573960Lol nice copeLet me tell you, those memestaches are literal pussy repellant
>>724574056Beardlet cope
>>724574056Men seemed to get by alright for a few centuries despite having the goofiest ass facial hair imaginable not that long ago
>>724573787being white gives him an extra 2 feet
>>724573357I have played *most* of Telltale's games, and they were always white character starring, heterosexual romance games in my experience. I don't think that was really a issue in Telltale.But clearly Adhoc knows what sells. They're made up of people from Wolf Among Us and Tales from the Borderlands. Dispatch seems like they decided to double down superhard on the romance aspect from their Borderlands game.
>>724573042Should have had Phenomecuck in the center shot
>>724574246Yea the only uber pozzed telltale games were the walking dead ones
>>724574056Idk buddy. She stopped dropped nd rolled on his hairy Celtic crotch pretty quick
>>724574246two whitest characters known to mankind
>>724574391What the fuck. Coop is cute as fuck.
>>724574391Cutting her hair was a mistake, oof.
>>724574246>tales from the borderlandsMan, I need to replay that one, it was legit the first time I had fun with a Borderlands title since the very first one.
I really, genuinely, from the bottom of my heart cannot understand how anyone is "playing" this slop.
>>724573183If 90s FMVs and The Walking Dead a decade ago were treated as games so is this
>>724574430You now realize that Clem had two dads that raised her.
>>724574391>>724574494>-ACK
>>724574391man now I feel bad for cutting Coop but I couldn't abandon Batbro fuck Blonde Bitch for making me fire someone, and not even letting me actually decide who
>>724574538>>724574494Waiting for a bar scene where Robert asks his fellow white man how to stop brown chicks from draining them dry every night.
>>724573357Not funded by DEI money kinda helps.
>>724574637That can't be right, we need to keep sperging about the purity of video games.
>Putting sex and swear words into our capeslop makes it a serious and mature story.Gen X was a mistake.
>>724557459>>724557505>>724557683yet when the japanese anime protag does it you all praise it
>>724574562It is very good and also the only Borderlands game I've ever played. It doesn't make me want to play the *actual* Borderlands games.
>>724574705
>>724574709You deprived your fellow white man of his cute brown girl at work as to not piss off an Austrian lesbian demon. When you are judged at the Pearly Gates they will remember this
>>724574430Lee isn't black, he's urban.
>>724574657They deserved better.
>>724574912Man. Now I’m remembering two best friends playthrough of walking dead…
>>724574705How hard must his dick be?
>>724574705If I had a nickel for every time punchup got stabbed by a black gal Id have two nickels. which isnt much but it's weird that it happened twice>>724574880*australianwe know shit would have shit the fan pretty fast if she was Austrian
>>724574880>Austrian lesbian demonis she a lesbo? I thought sonar and demon bitch was just in a polyamorous relationship or something, it kind of feels like that because she's giving him "permission" to go for the weirdo stripper in the comic
Reminder to hire Waterboy, he needs help supporting his grandma
>>724575064As rigid as the Cliffs of Moher with more girth than the Giants Causeway, and more fertile than the fields of Armagh
>>724575148he can do it while working as a janitor
>>724574880I kept him just because he covered for Robert when invisigirl’s meltdown was about to out his identity
>>724565819Not too far off, aside from it being the thr textbook example of a tragedy; a cautionary tale about being hopelessly in love. Modern audiences tend to romanticise the reckless behavior though, which I'm sure Shakespeare's contemporaries would have found funny.
>>724575148this guy could literally save Africa if he had more confidenceI trust the plan on him evolving to Hydro Man
>>724575146She's definitely bisexual atleast since she likes the stripper too. Everything about her screams dyke, demon, atheist, total bitch VA
>>724557459The only argument against this is "Just stop paying attention to what's happening." Btw. These bitches are time bombs and their lust is written poorly
>>724575351I hope he gets a rename by the end, even if its just Waterman
>>724575351>White Dude becomes King of Africa
>>724557459It has to appeal to the anime niggas.
>>724574880>like Punch Up, but Coupe is just evil>like Sonar, but the demon whore is whateverSorry. I just went with what made sense, and that was cutting (hehe) the more evil person.
>>724575378oh for sure, I just wanted to know if there was confirmation she was exclusively into girls somewhere
>>724575443>Robert Robertson 4th in Visi's womb
>>724575462So like, does he piss and cum water as well?
>>724575610No confirmation about NOT liking dudes, but she's not into Robert (me, chad), so that's about as obvious as it gets for her being a dyke.
>>724575658>does he piss and cum water as well?do you not?
>>724575610No can't recall any and I sent her with all the female heroes on calls together
>>724575658>K-kinda don't think about it as anything but water pls don't punch me punch up you didn't slip in my piss puddle I swearOh he's gooning all over the place and no one notices
>>724575669Nigga you're not Mecha Man, and when you grow up you'll realize how pathetic you sounded romanticizing your own loneliness. The good thing is that you'll also probably learn what good writing is
>>724575658>>724575749I just realized this guy can easily clean his ass after taking a shit
>>724575610Id wait until one of Alana's simps confirms it>>724575462Elemental hero bubbleman
>>724575850ur just jealous bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLF5ZbaPfss
>>724575615>can turn the whole mech invisible
>>724574880>as to not piss off an Austrian lesbian demonDude I just like Sonar
>>724574262He wouldn't have recognised her
>>724557505Everyone's letting it slide because they self-insert as robert but it just feels insincere to me.
>>724576140You don't love yourself enough. You're so insecure you just can't believe women would ever be into you, and that's sad.
>>724568109>S;G was one of the dumbest time travel stories I've ever watched. It's not even the time travel itself that was badBelieve me, if you think about the plot for longer than 15-20 minutes the time travel part also becomes bad.
>>724557683>does Robert have some fucking aura around him that makes these bitches instantly wet or what?Yes, it's called being handsome and confident.
>True Eve vs HTBif you didn't pick BB Robert's children are gonna have worse genes
>>724574246Have you heard the tragedy of Tales from the Borderlands 2? It's not a story /v/ would tell you.
>>724571426Robert is seen as skinny/average in universe he just has the charisma
>>724575954whats the inevitable 11th hour drama going to be?
>>724576489Well, the argument for that was not wanting to allow the player to selfcest ship.Which is bullshit. Fuck the nigger sister, Fiona was better.
How the fuck doesn't the entire branch already know Robert is Mecha Man given he broadcasted his entire conversation with Invisigal?
>robert is driven by revenge and spends all his money and time on a mech suit just to get his fathers killer>okay now your romance options are NTR superwoman granny boss who turns into a mid brunette whore and doesnt want to be a hero and just wants to be a fat bitch>or a tan tomboy who can turn invisible, sexually harasses you, goons to you, and will kill for youhmm i wonder who the players will pick!
>>724576562She plants the bomb on your suit during the intro
>>724576562Visi being a villain and stealing Robert’s genetic material to make a anti-mechanic-man in 18 years
>>724576628he didn't say which superhero. There's probably dozens of dispatchers that were washed up heroes, Chase is one of them as well. The only question they'd be asking is why invisigal seemed to respect said hero
>>724576562Nothing.>>724576628Dispatchers are mostly former heroes. People just don't know who he was before he became a dispatcher.
>>724557459>Bro why are the women in this game so easy?I got a secret for you about women in real life too
>>724576562Invisigal/Blonde Blazer kidnapped
>>724576562shes the reason your mecha suit is gone
Reminder that we're halfway through the game. No wonder the devs are doing the episodic release lmao, if this shit released all at once people would realize the "cut 4 episodes in half to make it 8" grift. it's insane how no one is talking about this
>>724576628BB said most dispatchers are former heroes. Prism even mentions that thinking Rob is some run-of-the-mill hero. Nothing sensitive was revealed there
>>724576628No. It was late hours and he only said he was a “hero with no powers” which could mean anything. Like he lost his powers or he never had any etc.
>>724576697invisislutfags are so delusional
>>724576697>deranged headcanon from invisismpsMy kids will be beautiful whilst yours will be mutts if invisislut doesn't just kill you for her real love shroud
>>724557459>>724557505>>724557683You're confused because normalfags experience this nearly daily.
>Lt Dan is obsessed with following in his lineage of dying in war>Robert is obsessed with following in his lineage of dying in the suitludo
>>724558738nasu protags at least get their fair share of suffering before laying pipe to half the cast. Robert walked into the easiest pussy of his life
>>724575378>fat writer wants to add dyke atheist demon woman voiced by a youtuber>give her literally zero scenes besides trying to kill the fan favorite womanlmao
>>724576932Robert has the heavens feel Shirou body. Definitely going to be some backstory with mecha man and the girls
>>724576932to be fair shiki's wet dream also takes place about 3 hours into the route
>blows up your mech>infiltrates SDN just to get closer to you>goons to you every morning>spies on you naked and takes photos>almost rapes you in a public bathroomthis bitch is yandere
>>724576606No-no-no. I'm not talking about Tales from the Borderlands. I'm talking about the sequel.
>>724577120I think her "you weren't a REAL hero" spergout in season 2 was her guilty conscience about blowing up your suit.
>>724576562Visigirl is still a villain. Her mission is to keep Robert occupied with nonstop creampie sex and child-rearing so Shroud can take over.
>>724557459>>724557505>>724557683i think that's just what happens when you're attractive..i just can't prove it
>>724577132There wasn't a sequel though? I think you need to take your meds and go wank to some good porn, you're hallucinating and not the good waifu tulpa kind.
>>724577180I've seen a Batman/Harley pic with this premise
>>724576932From the viewers POV, sure, but from Robert's POV he has done 15 years of being a solo super hero and driving himself to ruin.
so is there going to be a season 2 of this or are they really going to try and cram a entire storyline in the last 4 episodes because there hasn't been anything happening in the story yet.
>>724567639Women can be based and just write fun stuff when they are not busy passing a message.The entire writing industry is run by horny women, what do you expect.
>>724577227>He doesn't know about Fran
>>724557459invis has severe daddy issues and latched on to the first male figure that didnt treat her like a piece of shitthe most unrealistic part of their relationship is that robert is a good guy that isnt trying to get advantage of her because these kind of girls are magnets for assholes
>>724577120Thank god we had Waterboy around to plaster his guts all over the toilet so our hero Robert didnt get violently raped
>>724557459is that hecking product placement
>>724577324Stop being weird.
>>724577349holy shit waterboy is packing
>>724577460https://youtu.be/CeUFqfP3fO4You can't run from the truth forever, anon.
>>724569194she might not be a teenager but she has the maturity of one
>>724576991I swear Laura Bailey appears to be a typical cali liberal but sneaks in hetero stuff as much as possible. Only couple on the cast of the show to have a kid I think.
Guys help, Invisigal...she's...MULTIPLYING
>>724577538I don't know why you keep replying to me ominously as if dropping some oneliner is going to convince me you aren't some schizo.
>>724577639Prism's just using her powers (Rob asked for this)
>>724577682>Threesome with Prism and Visi summons a second Visi
It looks like they used to have concepts for a more in depth and punishing dispatch systemI wonder if they kept cutting it down because they were worried retards would be too bad at it
>>724576524So he's actually way above average...
>>724577798>Prism, I have this sexual fantasy where I'm having sex with Visi, and then you walk in and summon a copy of her.>And then you leave.
>>724577857No way.... The most famous superhero veteran is above average....I feel so betrayered.........
>>724577682shes fully assimilated the team
>>724577120She was going to fuck him right there wasn’t she? She even says “you ruined this for me!” Geez, one wet dream of Aaron Paul with scars and she immediately wants to fuck at work. Biological clock is ticking and it’s a mech-cock clock
>>724577180God that’s so based of Shroud. Almost like he thinks of Robert as family
>>724576196Nah, that's not it.
>>724577934But that faggot said he's average so he just lied and I win.
Anyone got a clue how to extract the images from the deluxe extras? Their resolution is kinda fucked and you gotta zoom in to see it normally but then youre missing the whole image
>>724578136Put resolution to 4k.
>>724557459>>724557505Because it's fantasy, they're selling you a fantasy, nothing wrong with that though >>724557681This
>>724578136you can use the datamine tool from here >>724183467 to also get those images (pakchunk8 and double click the asset then save the image)
>>724577639>Flombae
>>724577798If you think I’d let that michigan raised troglidyke near my house or even my bedroom with my brown Asian (Hispanic? Puerto Rican? Maybe she’s like, Mediterranean?) tomboy you’ve got another think coming
>>724578136>>724578443which will get you this
>>724557459>>724557505>>724557683Is there porn?Is it a WEG?
The alcohol vs water prompt came up and I had fucking flashbacks to the endless arguments about [Glass Him]
>>724575148he also needs all the training he can get so he doesn't lose to naruto
>>724570107>verseI'd rather go gay that sleep with that retard
>>724557459Because Critical Rolefags want their highly estrogenated capeshit smut and they want it now.
>>724578601Wait 'til Episode 3
>>724576140Nah, if you're attractive to women things will move pretty fast.
You need to learn to live like this OP
>>724577190I'm attractive, and this is correct.
>>724575991Imagine being a villain breaking into a place and suddenly a fucking mech guarding the place just appears.
>>724578521think its all encrypted now
>>724557459It is because the main character is handsome. It depicts what real dating is like for men like him.
>>724578843I already caught up. I thought the [Give Him the Chair] shit was about beating his head over with it I didn't realize it was giving him a seat.
>>724579164did you use the aes key?
I need a game where the protagonist is ugly and you need to orchestrate complex machiavellian schemes in order to get sex
>>724557683>>724557505This is what living as Chad is like, anon. It seems weird to you because you aren't Chad. Chad doesn't have tor earn it, he just gets it.
>"Feel The Way I Do is a song about a witch that has a little beast that lives deep down inside her. She discovered the beast at an early age and went through a long process to accept the beast as being a part of her. Now as an adult, even though she has come to terms with her secret, she knows she can never be fully open and honest with her partner until she tells them about her little beast. She desperately wishes her partner had a beast of their own so they could understand and empathize, but they don’t have the same experience"Visi bros...https://youtu.be/BA7X1mZ_i24
>nooooo the player character is too hotisn’t this the exact line of argument that started gamergate? the chicks were too hot?
>>724560954Most men who buy into this shit are either sexless or had their last relationship 5 years or longer ago, the entire "sex sells" meme comes from an uncomfortable truth that the emotional hole in a lot of guys souls is aching enough that they literally pay for simulations of the real thing to keep it at bay, be that through promises, fantasy or straight up penits in vagine with a professional heartbreaker.It's fucking depressing to think about how male loneliness and stunted emotional growth is used against them just like how the need for validation and security is used against women yet everyone acts like this shit is okay to exploit and there are entire industries built around both.
>>724575174Exquisite
>>724569653whenever Peter Parker isn't having a mental breakdown he is quite the ladies man.Him being a nerd has almost been completely gutted in the modern iterations
>>724579527i thought gamergate was about journalistic integrity
>>724577839Honestly the only thing hard is getting perfect dispatches with all the story event nerfs and complications.
>>724578565I REPEAT ANSWER PLEASEIs there fap content?
>>724557459>bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro TZD when?
>>724579936
I can't believe i'm enjoying this game
this honestly looks good. I'll get it when it's finished and on sale for $5 someday.
gofile.io/d/60xwHFwent ahead and uploaded the deluxe content so far, enjoy
>>724579286Throwing a chair at him is what I expected, and I wasn't disappointed. You're not actually handing him a chair.
>>724580537I can't believe I have something to look forward too.
>>724557459I saw sour patch kids today at the supermarket and this was the first thing that came to my head.Is this normal?
>>724579527pretty sure goobergate was about some woketard sleeping around for good reviews on her game
>>724581080the power of marketing
>>724576628How would the Z team treat Robert if they knew he was MechaMan?
>>724581358Flambae would try to kill him.
>>724581358it appears to be an achievement so it's probably going to be a final mission/ending choiceI imagine flambae will get mad he got shown up three times by mechaman
>>724581358atleast flamegay would attempt to murder him. if he jailed one of their friends the rest would probably follow along
>>724581080This is why ads are the most dangerous form of mind control
>>724563746I think you might be retarded if you somehow think those five mobile percentages are outliers.
>>724578601Yeah I got warned about the chair but I assumed this was a prompt to drink alcohol and become more aggressive or drink water and remain levelheaded, didn't think I was going to set the poor lad on fire
>>724560726Yeah, Blonde Blazer gets 0 screen time and most of it is her complaining about her ex she JUST DUMPED, and she already wants to rebound off you, the MC, while Depressedman runs around. It is extremely short, it's got way less playtime than season 1 of any telltale game and the actual game portion is constantly interrupted by story/character flaws, some of which you have 0 clue are coming and are expected to fucking fail because of said story.
>>724567262>having an attractive friendunironically the biggest, may allah forgive me for uttering this, blackpillwatching what happened to him at bars and clubs with literally 0 input on his part is how I knew anons claiming to be attractive, but getting nothing for it, were bullshitting or vastly overrating themselvesmy nigga gets into clubs FOR FREE, women buy him expensive woman drinks (cocktails) FOR FREE, he actually makes money from fucking Onlyfans, he’ll be grinding on a hot girl at a club and another will just fucking join without a word and these are all women who DONT KNOW HIM, JUST MET HIM, AND INITIATE ALL OF IT, some without even talking to himhe’s also a college dropout, MAGA (in a liberal college town), and deeply antisemiticI love him like a brother, but seeing all of that in a single night out with him is soul crushing
>>724580014And that's it? The steam page says "nudity"So I repeat my question for the third timeIs there fap content?
>>724557459>>724573042usually it's easy to spot the best girl, but goddamn they made it hard this time
>>724582440>nudityThat's for the green circumcised penis in the first minutes of the game
>>724582440not reallyso far there have been>invisigals non-genital explicit wet dream>BB’s partial nip slip>the very first fight shows a green dudes flopping cock and balls the entire time, even zooming in on it out of focus once
>>724581074i know its kind off wierd
>>724582126Being good looking is half the dealBut being socially awkward will make you unattractive to girls even if you're a 9/10 (you get a boost in the beginning, yeah, but once they see you're awkward, the pussy dries)I don't consider myself that good looking, but when I was younger I did some retarded shit with girls and they all liked it because I looked confident while doing it (grabbing them by the ass or tits out in the public, shouting random retarded songs, doing retarded "dances"). I had fun and they were forced to have fun with me. Or there was this young girl who was pretty anxious about her body, but I made her jerk off while videocalling me, an unheard thing for her because she never showed her tits to any guy before me (she was 18 at the time). But then again I made several girls do that and most of them confessed later that they liked it (one of them got so obsessed with sending nudes and recording herself jerking off that I literally have, like, 600 naked photos and a dozen of videos of her)Again, I'm not even that attractive. I just felt confident with them. They like that. If you're attractive, but weird (in a bad way), your chances of seeing a pussy are halved
>>724582625>the very first fight shows a green dudes flopping cock and ballsYeah so this is a fag game, alasNo wonder this thread will get to the bump limit
>>724583101are you really that impotent as a male that you get offended over dick jokes?
>>724557683unironically if you can make a woman laugh, nothing else really matters
>>724583459I get it because the dick is ugly
>>724580892You're a true hero, anon
>>724557683Do girls actually masturbate or is this just a meme fantasy?
>>724576562invisigal is shrouds daughter
>>724557459Cuz dat iz a fine waitboi.
Are the Blonde or Iniviswomam virgins???
>>724583931does it really matter?
>>724583459Sorry, mate, I just don't want to look at penisesYou wouldn't get it
>>724583931blonde noinvisi yes
>>724580537>>724581074Is this... is this what normies feel like? Getting hyped and genuinely excited with every new release? It's been so long, I'm so used to just playing 20 year old games instead...
>>724583931no one knows, BB physically couldnt have sex with her boyfriend because hes a alien and Invisigirl has only been shown gooning to fantasies of you
>>724583931BB high chance, invisigal low chance
>>724584068>You wouldn't get itTrue, you have to love penis to like this game
>>724583037It's amazing how different life is for everyone because of dumb luck. I'm attractive, but awkward. So when I meet women in public places I either act too distant or too retarded and I can see the way their expression shifts when their pussies dry out. Unless they like my autistic charm, in which case the girl must be weird as hell.But when I meet a chick in a place where I have to interact with them more than once, it gives them enough material to actually like me. Sometimes I wonder if it's my personality what they like, and I'm not as attractive as they say I am, they just see me that way because they're dumb. I don't go out enough to constantly get approached by strangers, but I've experienced a lot of sexual harassment from women throughout all my life. Men also feel really insecure around me until they realize I'm autistic and not actually a threat to their image, and they've used me to have girls approach us when we go out. I wish someone would put a gun to my head and pull the trigger, I'm too much of a coward to do it myself.I enjoy blogposting, even if no one replies I know there must be a couple of retards who read and believe these posts.
>>724584730Dude needs a friend more than a faggot
>>724585471No, I'm sure dick can heal him.
>>724573357The Bigby and Snow White romance was also cute in wolf among us. Telltale knows how to write charming characters.
>>724585834I still don't get what the writers were thinking with him, he just comes off as an autistic dude who's depressingly lonely and has issues connecting with others despite him wanting to . Feels like he'd appreciate more just having someone have an interest in his hobbies and have some fun instead of just some sex.
>>724567262>(I witnessed much worse things when I went out drinking with my model male friend).Like what?
>>724586161>instead of just some sexWe don't know, he's probably a virgin considering his genitals aren't compatible with females from earth.
>>724586468Must be something really fucked up if it can't go into a hole...
>>724576312Trvke
>>724568963>>serial cheaterWho is this?
>>724586161He doesn't have hobbies, anon. That's what the MC was trying to tell him that he needs to find in the last scene where he was watching back the footage of him and BB, Pman is so autistic he didn't know to go looking for things that made him happy and as such only had his relationship with BB which she probably was the proactive one about.
>>724586527>>724586468>his genitals aren't compatible with females from earthcouldn't he just eat her out or at least finger her
>>724586527Or it is a hole itself
>>724586727He never said he didn't, just that they never had intercourse.
>>724586845He has a radar array for beaming genetic information. No cock, no hole.
>>724586536oof that hairline
>>724586727>couldn't he just eat her out or at least finger herreally? after the shrapnel incident?
>>724569194Out of 10.
>>724557683
>You and 1% of players helped Invisigal against Lightningstruck.1%? That has got to be a bug or something, right?
>>724589118I bet you also added waterboy
>>724589118Yes. You can honestly just assume all the stats are broken as fuck right now except maybe the choices and even then we're just assuming they're correct.
>>724557459I HECKIN love power satch kids!
Y'all should speak with real women.
>>724589118>most used sonar>still cut
>>724589914Yeah I'd be mad too
>>724589118>shut down the tournamentfag
>>724557683>how easy these bitches are, does Robert have some fucking aura around him that makes these bitches instantly wet or whathave you not heard his voice?
>>724580892Thanks anon, I'll probably upgrade to deluxe once I start making money more reliably.Boy, if I were waterboy I'd probably want to die than live like this
