/v/ would 100% be Nosferatu. Life wouldn't even change all that much
>/fa/ - Toreador>/x/ - Tremere>/biz/ - Ventrue>/fit/ - Brujah>/out/ - Gangrel>/r9k/ - Malkavian>/v/ - Nosferatu
>>724564670/g/ would be a better fit for Nosferatu, most /v/ users aren't tech savvy.
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>>724564670I played nosferatu on my first playthrough. Was it a mistake?
>>724565278I played Nos first and then Malk second, I don't regret it at all
>>724564670On paper, the clan a Kindred belongs to has nothing to do with your personality, and everything to do with the clan to which their Sire belongs.Your personality would definitely influence which Kindred would see you as a good candidate, which is where the trends come from in practice.
>>724565468yeah, most people on /v/ would be seen as too useless to be even worth embracing
>>724564670Don't kid yourself. /v/ is Brujah.Observe:>Trans rights are human rights>Trump is a retard>I have anti-woke fatigue>Ciri in W4 isn't ugly>Ukraine is winning the war
>>724564670>Nosferatu>not Thin-bloods
If you get converted to vampirism when fat, do you stay fat forever?
>>724566269yes, same with any scars or missing limbs
>>724564670for sure>>724565923puke
>>724564953Change /v/ and /r9k/ and it's accurate
>>724566407Most people on /r9k/ look normal, they're just too mentally ill/autistic
>>724566269Yes, you are permanently fat even if you use liposuction or ozempic. You can only change your appearance with magic.
>>724566923>Tzimisce BBL
>>724567040Could a Tzimice just become the world's greatest plastic surgeon and feed from their unconscious patients during the "surgery"
>>724567251They have dominate (in V5) so they could also alter the memory of the other surgeons and nurses so it actually looks like he's doing surgery. So yeah he would probably get away with it
>>724567251Aren't Tzimice compelled to make people into furniture?
>>724564953Realistically /v/ are Sabbatt shovelheads and the actual board that Nossies would recruit from would be /g/.
>>724566407you want to be malkavian so bad eh thin blood faggot, well not happening, you're a nosferatu
Do Thin-Bloods still have some aspects of their clan in V5? Would a Nosferatu thin blood look ugly but not be repulsive?
Phyre is bisexual.
>>724564953/lit/ should be Tremere and /x/ Malkavian. 95% of /x/ is just straight up mental illness and delusion to a ridiculous degree
>>724569405I like /x/ but sometimes I feel bad for the genuinely schizophrenic stories and questions people post there. Like "I went to the coffee shop and everyone there was people I used to know when I was a kid but they were wearing disguises to trick me, and pretended they didn't know what I was talking about when I asked them why they were following me. Why am I being targeting for gangstalking?"
>>724569405yeah that sounds better
>>724568934Well yes and no, it would be exceedingly difficult to find a Tzimisce willing to JUST do exactly as you instructed them to because they really, really like experimenting, it would be easier but still not advisable to just ask to learn vicissitude from one instead since they're almost all Sabbat
>>724569291They can, Thin-bloods are, mechanically, treated as their own distinc clan where you get to mix and match the various advantages and weaknesses of the other clans, including the nosferatu's butt-uglyness.
>>724564670lurker from /lit/ here, the reason I like VTMB so much is because the dialogue is just spectacularly fun. I would be a Tremere.>not respected by anyone>bookish>put a maze in front of my house>wish I was a Tzimisce instead>not sociable enough to play the social hierarchy or have ramblings passed off as interesting>just sociable enough to get Chinese Takeout at midnight
>>724565739I thought they were just like street thugs or lone guns who didn't break the Masquerade because they were talented at blending into the city.
I feel like I have Brujah tendencies just because I get irked when people start talking with an attitude of too much certainty even if I agree with them and even though I'm normally very phlegmatic 99% of the time I have weird spurts where I become very irritated about random shit.
>>724565739Russia is definitely losing the war at least
>>724565739Actually true, Nosferatu are le ugly skulkers but they're competent sneaks and informants, /v/'s whole thing has been rage for 2 decades
>>724572337My Rage has been directed towards how retardedly contrarian /v/ is. Fuck Iconoclasts.
>>724565278I did the same and had fun. I feel like the game would've been too boring without it. The combat sucks ass so sneaking around everywhere kept it interesting.
>>724565739RAAAAAAARGH
>>724572503True Brujah
>>724572060This faggot trust the media and thinks the war is real lmao
>>724569554That sucks, usually the voices in my head just tell me stuff I shouldn't know yet
>>724567251Tzimices are basically supernaturally compelled to use their fleshcrafting to make everything more grotesque and fucked up. The notion of making something more attractive or beautiful is completely foreign and nonsensical to them. They're like modern liberals.
>>724574313>Tzimices are basically supernaturally compelled to use their fleshcrafting to make everything more grotesque and fucked upSo what you're saying is that it will work perfectly
I'd love to be a nosferatu, I don't like going out anyway, live forever shitposting on the internet.
>>724564670>/lgbt/>Tzimisce
>>724574576Fucker, beat me to it
>>724564670as far as nos go he's really not that bad looking at all tbqh. Not even unfuckable
>>724564670i would definitely go for it if someone offeredmasquerade ain't that hard, just wear a top hat and a carnival mask and pose as a redditoror even walk plain in the open, everyone would just think you're one of them freaks that get born from overcooked eggs and tell you how brave you are
>>724575045Sophie Turner looks good here, the rest are nightmarish
>>724575045Hollywood without Harvey Weinstein is turning into a disaster
>>724574576>>724575045competence crisis hit hollywood plastic surgeons
>>724576321>Sophie Turner looks goodhave you seen her before?
>>724565739This guy is correct, /v/ is brujah 100%. People here hate everything
>>724576652not ever present in the mind but she looks aristocratic, the rest look somewhat more like bogg projects.
>>724576686https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxyL3Ymbwn4
>>724572060>the UK estimatesAh, so it is just nafoid propaganda.>>724574901Perhaps if the Tzimisce are known for committing suicide later in unlife.>>724576436It's just less and less relevant, especially since we're past the age of star-driven films and into the wasteland of brand/franchise-driven films. Good riddance.
When did you realize the Vampire the Masquerade Redemption is the best vampire game and should've become the blueprint for the series?Imagine a modern vampire game with the virtual storyteller tools.
>>724578484im replaying bloodlines now and then im going to replay this later
>>724565739Fits nicely with the old brujah being a different sort and the newer generations being a pale imitation.
>>724564670I did on my first playthru cause invisibility powers. He misses out on content tho, like your redhead ghoul won't stay with you.
Choose your faction.
>>724564670I'd rather be a gangrel, they're loners without having to look like a freak. And no I'm not a furry, there's a different branch of the clan where they instead have celerity and the invisibility disciplines for moving through a city unnoticed.
>>724578878Is there an ecofascist werewolf faction?
>>724578484The first time I played it circa 2001
>>724576436>the ancient evil was actually sealing an even greater evil the entire timeKino
>>724578878QRD on Changeling and Wraith?
>>724579037Closest is probably Red Talons, but several tribes are hippies too. >>724579260Wraiths are ghosts. Changeling are kind of like grims fairy tales fairies.
>>724564953>/x/>not malkavian
>>724564670/po/ should be tremere because turning a small piece of paper into a small sculpture of the statue of liberty giving head to the cristo redentor is just magic man
>>724579168Yeah the Sabbat and the Anarchs have no idea how lucky they are to have the Camarilla.
Does anyone remember which artist VTMB's artstyle was based on? I remember there was a specific VTM artist they were basing the game on but I can't recall who.
>>724579260Changeling is the gayest and most transcoded WoD splat, I don't think it's possible to fnd a single normal person playing it, the basic premise is that you are special snowflake that used to be hostage to a fairy and now you must deal with the banality of the normies, and you get a magical fursuit.Wraith is supposed to produce The Crow style stories, you are someone who died, but you have things left to take care of.
>>724580792WoD has always sort of been meant for people of hair colour, we just didn't know any better.Regarding wraith, was it the one where another players playing your shadow or regret or whatever, or that was only in the old one?
>>724579830Do you mean Tim Bradstreet?
>>724564953malk should be /s4s/
>>724564953/r9k/ is Nagaraja. /adv/ is Salubri.
>>724581931>>724579501I think 4chan as a whole is some cursed cross between brujah and malkavian
>>724582037Caine made a new 2nd gen to father an even more deranged clan just for us.
>>724564953>mods - Camarilla
>>724582162mods wish they were cammies, we’re all just third world sabbat. shovelhead website.
>>724571046>not sociable enough to play the social hierarchy or have ramblings passed off as interestingAnd yet you want to join the Tremere? The clan known for having it's own unique and rigid internal hierarchy?
>>724572060The real propaganda in this image is comparing US losses in WW2 to current Russian losses in Ukraine when Russia's death toll in WW2 dwarfs that of any other nation. We're talking up to 11.4 million dead Ivans sent in wave after wave against German troops. Ukraine is barely a drop in the bucket, in those terms.
>>724578484Isn't this a Diablo clone? Even if it were the best VtM game, I would never say a Diablo clone should be the template for VtM.
>>724582086Clan founders were 3rd gens, mostly. Few got usurped, some obscure bloodlines claim to be descended from an unknown 2nd gen rather than the not-quite-thirteen-antediluvians who were the ones cursed by cain with their traditional clan weaknesses, but it's sort of dubious.
>>724565273Cute kot.
I'm a fucking retard, how am I supposed to get past the pump control portion of the sewers?
>>724582997flip the lever and wait until the "safe" lights go on, then flip it back and hurry through the water
>>724582575seems like that may not be a great comparison because russia didn't really have any choice in the matter during ww2
>>724580792You seem to be describing Changeling the Lost, which is Chronicles of Darkness. WoD Changeling the Dreaming is reincarnated half-fairies just trying to keep magic alive in the world of darkness, where joy and imagination as concepts are dying constantly. It's arguably gayer, depending on whether you consider a game about otherkin worse than the abuse-survivor traumadump fun fun time of Changeling the Lost>>724581552Yeah that's WoD Wraith, it's still a mechanic in the latest 20th anniversary edition
>>724581552We did, it's just the values of progressives 20 years are much different than the values of today's progressives.
>>724580792>>724584117How would you actually make fairies cool without deviating so far from fairies that they're not even recognizable as such anymore
>>724582736It has actual roleplay stuff going on but yeah I agree
>>724585550Fairies are pretty cool when you get into the classification that starts committing war crimes for fun
>>724565191So are Nosfies.
>>724583157Thanks, man I hate that part of the game.
>>724582736It's a CRPG, is bloodlines a call of duty clone? it has shooting in first person.
>>724585550Pretty much this >>724585868. There are hundreds of fucked up real world fairies out there, it's just that nobody uses them for some reason
>>724586605Holy shit I remember these things. I think I still have my big black box full of them somewhere.
>>724586605They ripped of Attack on Titan.
>>724586908lol
>>724578484I made it to Vienna in my current playthrough without much of a problem, but babysitting my retarded party through the daylight mission is just soul crushing. I just want to make it to the timeskip to 1999.. FUCK.
>>724582575>The real propaganda in this image is comparing US losses in WW2 to current Russian losses in Ukraine when Russia's death toll in WW2 dwarfs that of any other nation.Why would that be propaganda? It's an example meant to show that the biggest war the US participated in still had fewer dead Americans than this relatively insignificant conflict. It's pretty solid evidence that Russians are extremely callous and don't give a fuck about the lives of their men at all.
>>724586908Die, you zoomer weeb trash. Just fucking die.
>>724586605need a game where you investigate a farm and see a shadowy figure of a man on horseback, and it's revealed to be one of these, and you have to kill it
>>724582575The Soviet Union fought in WW2, which included Ukraine where some of the heaviest battles occurred.
your clan would be same as whoever embraced you its not a personality test harry potter sorting hat
>>724575045I wonder what guy told them he likes their cheeks.
>>724588363yeah but the clans usually try to embrace people who would fit well into it, or at least be useful to it in some way
>>724588363Yes, however clans tend to embrace specific types of people with only a few exceptions.
>>724588476that's not even true. That's only true for camarilla clans. Sabbat are known to mass embrace in order to create cheap shock troops all the time. They're even noted in the splatbooks as not realizing they're vampires.
>>724588716Everything is Camarilla, pal.
>>724572060On some real brujah shit
Is it true that Lasombra embrace JUSTed people mostly?
>>724588716Yeah but when you about what clan you be I hope your self esteem is a little higher to think above "I would be a mass embraced shovelhead"
>>724588107>US participatedAbout 5 years after everyone else had been killing each other. No shit their casualties were much lower.
>>724590153>>724590153Being a Sombra/Tzimisce shovelhead isn't so bad if you play it smart and survive the initial chaos. Lots of freedom and room for career growth. Better than staying a mortalcel anyway.
>>7245904292 years and it's not the fault of the US that the Japanese were a paper tiger and the Germans decided to fight on 5 fronts.
>>724564670>Cozy trash hovel home with the best tech you can possibly have available>Best brotherhood in the vampire community, where your clan is clanmates first>Have dibs on all the latest juiciest gossip that is going on around society>Have innate intunement with animals and have a familiar-like companion with a rat or a pigeon.>Have a natural ability to go invisible and fuck around in the above groundNosferatu is possibly the comfiest unlife you can be embraced in.
>>724590038They Embrace like the Ventrue, with Catholics thrown in more often.
Remember when they made a game called VTM Bloodlines 2 even though it's not an imsim rpg, it's not a continuation of the story and it's not even set in the same World of Darkness setting
>>724590038>Is it true that Lasombra embrace JUSTed people mostly?Lasombra embrace for all sorts of reasonsThe elitist peak sabbat Lasombra fabricate circumstances where Childe prospects get JUSTed and if they redeem/circumvent everything they throw at them they embrace them.
>>724591204>prospects get JUSTed and if they redeem/circumvent everything they throw at them they embrace them.>here is your new bishop of Hollywood bro
>>724591003The first one wasn't an immersive sim either, punknuts
>>724582491it's been a long time since I played it but I thought it was mostly the Camarilla that didn't like them
>>724578878I'd become a mentally stable abomination. If there is one thing I've learned in my life is I'm probably too retarded or brain damaged or something to go insane.I don't care if I die in the process, I'm dying anyway so fuck it I got nothing to lose. I however don't want to be some weird as hippy furry or a cockless vampire with a bunch of weird ass quirks and a list of rules to follow I can't even be bothered to learn.
>>724591003>it's not even set in the same World of Darkness settingV5 is a the same setting, just a different time, even if nobody likes it. Chronicles of Darkness Vampire was better if only for the reason that it didn't fuck with V20.
>>724592769Arguably V5 changes up the lore and setting so much more than just moving the clock forward that it's more the equivalent of DnD resetting Faerun between 2nd ed and 5th ed
>>724586908
I am 100% a gangrelInarguable
>>724592769>it's the same setting its just written by different people 30 years later with all the details retconned but uhhh the copyright holder said it's the same setting so it is
>>724576686>if you disagree with me that means you are a hateful person who hates everythinghm
>>724566379Oh, good, so my post-op won't be undone then? Phew!
>can skip the annoyingg zombie fight by bringing a prostitute over to the guylmao
I took the official quiz and got nos lol
>>724594327Wait... YOU CAN DO THAT?Its kinda insane that I can play this game 4 times over and still not know shit like that.Somehow I doubt the 'sequel' can say the same.
>>724590038Lasombra are social Darwinists. Their candidate will be carefully researched, get his life destroyed and then a question will be popped as to whether you actually WANT to be embraced. Amusingly enough, Lasombra are one of the two clans that give you a choice.
>>724594327You can even do it yourself if you're a female vampire with high enough seduction.
>>724595015>Lasombra are one of the two clans that give you a choice.Who's the other one?
>>724595237very VERY rarely, but gangrel. except your sire also has a 50/50 chance to just fuck off and leave you to figure shit out on your own. clan also respects you more if you refused the embrace and then it was forced on you because it shows you have spirit.
>>724595397>sire goes out for blood and never comes backAnd people wonder why Gangrel behave like animals.
>>724595237Salubri
>>724593089>>724593878The biggest retcons, from memory, were all to do with Gehenna. Everything else was less outright retcon and more thin excuses for making everything shittier. Like shifting clan allegiances or inventing "The Beckoning" to remove Elders from picture for...some reason.
>>724595397For Gangrel it's more like a trick question because they will Embrace you anyway. Lasombra will actually kill you out of disappointment if you refuse.
>>724595886moving the setting away from being on the cusp of the end of the world is the same as making an entirely different setting
>>724595015What if you refuse? Do they just kill you, mind wipe? In theory sabbat don't follow the masquerade but in practice it's not like they are>hello I'm a vampireeither.>>724595601Salubri are pretty weird about it in general. From what I remember they rarely do so at all and after they teach the childe everything they let themselves get diablerized. I remember that at least in older editions you were forced to make your character low gen at creation.I suppose that's not actually helping their reputation from being kill on sight, so I'm not sure how playable they ever were in practice.
>>724564953which board do I need to frequent to be a tzimisce
>>724596240>nicest clan are also in-house diablerists I can see how tremere had a field day with that one
I never realized how wack the voice acting is in this back when I was a kid. Christof and Anezka might as well be oblivion NPCs
>>724596378>/d/
>>724596378/lgbt/
>>724596240They kill you because they essentially tell you the entire truth so you can make an informed choice. Not to mention Lasombra have their own secret police handling clan matters so they would be the sensible ones caring about Masquerade the most.
>>724596143I feel like by that same token VtM: Dark Ages is a different setting, which I don't agree with, but I'm not invested enough in defending V5 of all things to argue that point.
>>724596143To be fair they had already done that with V20 when Gehenna was put on hold. Beckett's Jyhad Diary bridges V20 and V5.
>>724596819I wonder if anyone actually played Victorian Age: Vampire.
>>724597018More people than something like Mummy or Demon, I imagine, but still a very small percentage of WoD groups.
>>724596819>>724597018sadly historical settings were always doomed to obscurity because they were secondary next to modern nights
>>724564953What about /ic/
I FORGOT THE KEYCARD I FORGOT HUIFHEWSIFHHIUSAF
>>724584117>You seem to be describing Changeling the Lost, which is Chronicles of Darkness. WoD Changeling the Dreaming is reincarnated half-fairies just trying to keep magic alive in the world of darkness, where joy and imagination as concepts are dying constantly. It's arguably gayer, depending on whether you consider a game about otherkin worse than the abuse-survivor traumadump fun fun time of Changeling the LostYou're literally a race that is dying under the crushing weight of the universe that does not want you to live, you will die by the age of 20, you're trying your hardest to survive but let's be real you'll never get it to the sweet age of 25, and you're magic is shit, because the universe personally hate youvslmao you was raped and he was raped and all your friends was raped for 20 years very sad, extremely sad, you all rape survivors was raped right now lmao
>>724597424Toreador again
/tg/ leftists are the biggest bootlickers on the planet. if you want to indentify the wokeness of a franchise it's not by headcounting the niggers and trannies on the art or any other petty shit. it's the amount of posts pretending that the retarded corporate moves are actually good
>>724595237>Who's the other one?hehehehhe
>>724597471Apparently being a magic rape survivor was just much more popular than Dreaming
>>724596378/diy/
>>724596143>>724596937See, putting Gehenna on hold is interesting because there's always the sword of the end hanging over the settingJump starting Gehenna but going "oh no sorry, grandpappi needs to eat 15 more old fucks before he can wake up but don't worry even when he wakes up he'll fuck off to the Caribbean to party with his sex ghouls lol".The SI spooks sort of replaced Gehenna as the new big threat and they're just no fun
>>724564953/an/ /out/ /trv/ is also Gangrel
>>724565191v can be tech savvy some of them can code complex mods and are technophiles with building pcs
>>724595237the baali the most evil unironic demon worshipors throw in a pit filled with dead human bodies rotting away.>my blood is in one of these hearts if you wish to live and become a vampire find and drink it.they also drain most your blood and beat you near to death. They can also turn other vampires into baali completely stripping away their clans curses and powers rather ironic the most evil faction gives you the choose
>>724565739This. Lorelets think Brujah = communists but they're actually just the ultimate contrariansA lot of 2025 brujahs would 100% be neo nazi, pro-fascist, anti woke /pol/tards
>>724597447lol for a mitnick quest?
>>724598485just to get into the warrens, forgot it's not too far away
>>724564670>become Nosferatu>use my stealth powers to steal parts to build the ultimate gaming PC>spend the next 200 years playing games and shitposting on /v/
>>724564953>/a/ /jp/ /anime, hentai boards/ /mlp/ /x/ - Nosferatu and Malk>/k/ /tv/ - toreador >/ck/ - ventrue (food snobs) >brujah - /pol/ /mu/>gangrel - (deranged /fit/ users)
>>724598482The funny thing is they are allowed to only be the "good kind" of contrarians because because last time they wrote in a rulebook Brujah might adopt aong others a neo-nazi aesthetic because they are contrarian edgelords the fandom had a melty.
>>724599273A true Brujah would never say the n-word or discriminate against people of different faiths or sexuality.
>>724599862A True Burjah would do all those things if the situation demanded it
>>724590038For Lasombra, you either have to be truly exceptional, where in life you were highly ambitious, cunning, and charismatic (ala a priest shepherding the flock) or sired out of curiosity to see how you will survive.
>>724597471>catgirl sex slaves aren't realEnd my life
>>724564670There's literally nothing wrong with sucking rats.
>>724596378/mlpol/
>>724596539lol
>>724564953/x/ should be the only board where nobody ever gets embraced because that would be the funniest outcome.
>>724569405>>724569554/x/ is so fucking embarrassing nowadays, it was never this bad. Nowadays it's just full of genuinely low IQ retards who think uncritically believing every single thing some random anonymous claims makes them wise and esoteric.
>>724599273Ah yes, the typical "punk is when you are only allowed to say the politically correct things" situation.
>>724598482It's not so much contrarianism as anti-authoritarianism. Their interest in communism only extends to the idea of destroying the institutions traditionally facilitating the rise of more hierarchal Clans like Ventrue and Lasombra. The Brujah Council were only really in charge of Russia for like five minutes after 1917 Revolution when they all immediately started fighting each other and then getting murked by Baba Yaga.A Brujah wouldn't be fascist because fascism naturally wants to consolidate power towards the state. They could be anti-woke and say Nigger because nowadays certain groups associates Wokism with self imposed thought policing.
>>724597891>>724598441Dunno if I imagined it but I swear there was a sect of these guys that act like anti-heroes, using their satanic powers to report to demons that shit's already fucked so they don't need to wake upI could do that, it'd be a good way of utilizing my TORtanic-style doomposting experience
>>724607681I think different editions contradict each other on what the Baali are really like. Some editions say that the oldfag Baali are just using demons for their own power while the zoomer baali are genuinely trying to bring about the apocalypse. Other editions say they're all just comic book villain-tier with no real variety between them.
>>724590038Well kinda, but they are the ones who cause the JUSTing in the first place to see how you behave when your entire life is crumbling around you.
>>724595886Also the SI basically changed the dynamic completely and now you're constantly in danger of being randomly BTFO by some donut steel glowies. The vamps don't even use the internet anymore. V5 just REALLY wants you to be a miserable underdog at every turn.
>>724598808>Ravnos>loves Now You See MeKEK accurate.
