>turned into a Malkavian>just end up with severe autism
For me it's Melee Tremere
Just remember: if you have sex with a Malk you’re having sex with every personality inhabiting her brain at the same time.
>>724567047>her
I am OWED a cute goth malk gf
>permanent incelitic tfwnogfitis for all eternity
>>724566842My blood.
>>724567143anal sex with fishmalk (no risk of poo because they dont eat)
>>724566761>play as a Malkavian>Character spoils the whole story if you're autistic enough to understand the dialogue
>>724566761Why did they only give jiggle physics to girl malk?
>>724570090shes the only one that deserves it
>>724570090She's the only one with big naturals, the rest are just flatties or coping with implants>>724569657I... never thought about that. Do vampires in WoD never pee or something, they just magically absorb blood with 100% efficiency?
>>724571667The blood they drink basically gets converted into magical power
>>724571667Gangrhel has some big ones
>>724571667>they just magically absorb blood with 100% efficiency?yeah, if they actually eat/drink anything else they just throw up
>>724571667if they have humanity 9 they can eat raw meat and drink other liquids, at humanity 10 they can eat normal food and drink. in V5 anyway
>>724566761It's more pic related, except sometimes they're telling the truth.
>>724574015i don't like this gif, someone was shaking their cat to make it which it probably didn't enjoy. they will be appropriately punished.
>>724574146Honestly, agreed. There are tons of shows to draw clips from, people can use themselves even, so brief as it may have been whenever I see pets used for content I daydream about Limmy's supercomputer.
>>724566761People say that playing Malkavian is a terrible idea for first run but that's blatantly false, if you are willing to put in bare minimum to understand your own words as well as the things you don't say it's a extremely enjoyable experience of playing as actual mad seer that has a pretty good but not perfect accuracy, there's nothing quite like that anywhere else out there and it's unlikely to ever happen again
>>724574928i agree, i played malk first and enjoyed it, then i played tremere and had a more normal playthrough and i think its fun to do it this way. the normal playthrough clears some things up
>>724566761Does anyone remember which artist VTMB's artstyle was based on? I remember there was a specific VTM artist they were basing the game on but I can't recall who.
>>724574928I'm pretty sure that people that complain against Malk as a 1st playthrough are autists that look at it afterwards: in a blind playthrough (as I did back in the day) you can't say if what your char says is foresight or gibberish, although that's my experience, as it was my first time with anything WoD related.
>>724576397>>724574928Yeah you literally don't know shit about shit in a first playthrough. Hence, the effect on the language is dizzying and exciting, without spoiling the story too much. I'd argue Malkavian only really fits as a first playthrough. You see a kaleidoscope- you can see a tiny sliver of ~the truth~ but have no context to actually understand what you see. I played malkavian first, and did Nos second. Both were great.
>>724576397Pretty much. I played Malk blind and didn't feel like I was missing much, but people want you to think 99% of Malk dialogue is foreshadowing that you're going to miss. The funny thing is I bet most of them think the tuna joke is just lolsorandom instead of something with meaning too that they wouldn't even understand when replaying.
