https://strawpoll.com/7MZ0kO5b4goAsking the American dudes this time>Halloween is tomorrow>there's a free for all frat party going in my college right now which is perfect for autists for me to get laid in some one night stand>but I still haven't completed my tf2 halloween contract yet and i wanna play more tf2 and other games>and I dont really like the vibes of parties anyways, I prefer something more chill and less noisyShould I take my only chance of making school friends and getting laid in college this year or should i have fun and live out the spirit of the festival? Please help.
>>724595396i think you should kill yourself
>>724595396>doesn't like parties>would rather be playing Vidya>still considers going to some shit ass college party just to perform the normalfag ritual of sex with some dirty skank so you can say you did it because society orders you topathetic
>>724595396Play battle engi with widowmaker
>>724595396Do both, but ffs if you go to the party bring something to drink
>>724595396Find a means of playing TF2 at the party
>>724595396>Go to party.>Some stupid girl starts flirting with me and wants to fuck me.>Politely but firmly deny because NEVER GOON!>Meet a cute dog>We sit on the couch and play video games together>Have a great time>A man with an "Alpha male" shirt shows up.>He tells me to fuck off and that this is his couch.>Then he punches me, but I dodge away.>Smash a bottle over his head.>His two muscular goons immediately lunge at me.>I throw the broken bottle at one goon, injuring him.>I then kick the goon into the face, knocking him out.>The other goon charges at me.>I kick him into the stomach and use his momentum to throw him over my head>He scrambles back again and pulls out a pistol.>I immediately seek cover behind the couch.>He shoots into the couch.>The dog lunges at him from behind and butes into his throat.>He drops unconcious.>Me and the dog high five.>Me and the cute dog spend the rest of the evening hanging out and playing video games together.
>>724595396if it's a tie you have to talk about tf2 with women at the party
>>724595764
>>724595539Feepeebepee
>>724595396Man, partying is so fucking fun.I really regret only getting into them now instead of 5 years ago when I was 16 or something.Now I already feel too old for most of them.
>>724595539Fippy bippy. Imagine playing this fucking FOTM garbage like 20 years later.
>>724595396the contracts will return every year and you can buy the loot anytimecollege age and their hangouts only comes one time in your life
>>724596452Wrong
>>724595539This
>>724596267nigga you're fucking 21 you are far from being too old to parting
>>724596267Stfu zoomer gtfo this forum
>>724595539Fpbp
>>72459721924, actually.>you are far from being too old to partingWrong. I'm often older than most people at parties.And even then it's not just about that. It's about missing out. And about getting older and looking more and more like a loser for still going to parties instead of finishing college or getting a house or something actually meaningful.
>24 - 5 = 16The kids are not alright. Thank you common core.
>>724597702>t. Been to like 1 party and thinks he understands shit
>>724597858I know the numbers are wrong. I didn't want to seem that old.
a basedjak party?
>>724595396contracts end on the 8th. go outside instead of playing whatever workshop garbage you have left.>>724596267just bring booze and nobody will care how old you are.
>>724595396why are you fucking asking this board for life tips you retarded faggot?
>>724598557cause tf2
>>72459721967, actually.
>>724595396play TF2, duh
>>724595396>>there's a free for all frat party going in my college right now which is perfect for autists for me to get laid in some one night stand>>and I dont really like the vibes of parties anyways, I prefer something more chill and less noisyanon...parties are successful places for people who enjoy parties. it will be immediately obvious to everyone that you aren't into it and not only will that not attract anyone, it'll repel them away
>>724595559Spbp
>>724597702who gives a shit that you're older and going to college parties you're an adult. You're aren't at a high school party where you're with minors.
You already made this thread. Fuck off.
>>724599418>Asking the American dudes this timeyou just outed yourself as a shitskin.congrats.
>>724595539fpbp /thread
#SaveTransFortress2
>>724595539based
>>724595396/v/irgin, just get a girlfriend who's fat and a furry.
>>724595539fpbp
>tell parents to not make dinner for me tonight since i am driving to campus to go to the party>told me to stay because they as former frat sluts knows that I am NOT getting anywhere without friendsshould i still go there and try to make friends?
>>724595539Hey man thats not nice
>>724595539Rude
>>724597702LmaoI’m mid thirties and still attending zoomer parties and get zoomer girls. Young chicks are hot, nothing to apologize for.
>>724595396no
>>724597352>the sting of the mighty monarch
Tf2
>>724595396videojuegos?
>>724595396If you think you're going to have sex then please wear a condom. No need to get AIDS or get a girl pregnant just because you were tired of being called a loser virgin.
Come to the party van instead 131.153.242.158:27015
>>724595539/thread
>>724595559>the alternative is beating a dead horsei am a total shutin and i think i would rather go to some party that i have a 0% chance of getting laid at. TF2 fucking sucks in 2025.
You should go to that party. It is actually impossible not to get laid at them. You have to actively go out of your way to not have sex. Make sure you get your hopes way up before you go. In fact, you should go ahead and tie your entire sense of self worth to this party.
>>724603710Echoing everything this anon said. Make sure to let as many women at the party know how much you're down to fuck too. Worked for me every time.>t. 30yo boomer who has had a LOT of sex
No
Rape anon
Why is getting laid so important to you guys anyway
Genuine question for allosexual guys. Does it suck being subjected to the gamer virgin go-have-sex rhetoric if you actually want to have sex? It’s hard enough for me and I think vaginas are gross.
>>724604698No idea what you're saying but yes having any rhetoric applied to me sucks ass so I ignore what most people say.
>26>Boring normal adult with no particular right to be anywhere for 4 years>Now visibly older than kids who go partying>Random strangers I meet mention their wife or husband pretty quicklyYou are so much closer to this bliss than you realize and it stretches out so much longer than you can possibly imagine. Just reject all of it. Reject the whole rotten world
>>724604838I’m asexual. I’ve never wanted to have sex and was actually so repulsed by sex growing up that I couldn’t even listen to people make sex jokes. That said, I still got brutally bullied my entire life for being a gamer and have been called a freak virgin many times by my female relatives, and after coming out to my mother after years of weathering questions about my nonexistent sex life and what my progress on marriage is, she still told me “oh, you just need to find the right person, love attachment first, that’s totally acceptable”, etc., etc. Not that I don’t necessarily even want to get married and have kids, it’s just that I don’t want to put my penis inside someone else’s hole. I can’t imagine how hard that kind of treatment must be for someone who actually does.
>>724605340>I can’t imagine how hard that kind of treatment must be for someone who actually does.After a certain age, it simply stops being an issue. The smart ones simple let go of hope and do their own thing, but the dumb ones will gain some destructive coping habits (coomers, trooning out, etc) while they curse the world.Adults generally stop caring about how other people live their lives since they have their own shit to deal with, so you'll see less bully-type behavior over time as well. The ones who still try to start shit are always more pathetic than you, because that means they have so little going on that they have to find someone else to make something.
>>724595539Fibby pibby
Games that captures the Christian experience well?
are you gay
>>724595539FPWP, I think OP should LIVE
play cs 2, the russian language will make you less gaybut if you must go tf 2, do this:> build sentry> pick the sentry> rush into the front lines> deploy sentry> shoot short circuit
>>724604698>allosexualJust say "normal," you dumb faggot. Fuck you for making me look up pointless, bullshit words.
>>724607985What us it? An alloy sexuality?
>>724607954Kek
>>724595396>free for all frat partygaaaaaaay, also kys
>>724608149sexually attracted to being a faggot
>>724595396you could have a child you teach to play vidya and then play vidya with them
>>724597702I'm 72 years old and I still party and fuck teenagers because you zoomers are so gay.
>>724599302 >>724600962 >>724609459You are all lying or you just don't get it.Being surrounded by people so much younger than you is weird. It makes you feel like you don't belong. They're not like you. They don't think like you.
>>724611425>your so old go home to your family
>>724611556kek
>>724607770Unless you're in a small get-together with friends, parties fucking suck. Just cut out the middleman and buy a whore instead of gambling on college skanks and get shitfaced with friends right afterwards.
>>724597219where do you go to party if you're not in college?
>>724595396Status update OP.
>>724612086OP here. My grandpa with dementia got sick and I am the only guy with free time to take care of him.Yeah.
>>724612329i'm also trans if that means anything
>>724595539FPBP. Livestream your suicide OP. Nobody wants to play your tranny daycare garbage left to rot gambling simulator.
>>724595539Dude
>>724608149It’s an asexual’s word for the non-asexual person. The etymology breaks down to “other-sexual”, e.g. someone who wants to have sex with other people. However, it’s possible to read it as “the other sexuality”, which may not have been an accident considering the asexual community’s tendency to treat you like freaks as vengeance for some of you treating us like freaks.
>>724613743Lmao
>>724616298>the non-asexual personaka "normal." the default. it's like coming up with a term to describe someone who isn't a pedophile.
>>724612329Do you translate manga by any chance
I hate trans people so much
What
>>724616404Must be embarrassing to be scared of something that doesn’t exist.
>>724605340>I’m asexualLow test, kill yourself
>>724619365Ok
>Asking the American dudes this timetoo bad. i am not american and i still voted in your poll because i can. now you will never know what the true results were.
>>724620891damn
I'm 27 years old and a virgin.
>>724621926Thanks for sharing
>>724595396Play tf2, sex is boring
retreating
>>724611916You bring the booze and cigarettes to the 16 year olds
>>724622413How does sex feels like?
>>724622535lick the underside of your wrist to feel what its like to lick on booba. Lick the inside of your left or right mouth cheek to feel what its like to lick vagane. But don't slurp and swallow the vagana juice, it causes throat cancer. If you do go down on a vagana, only lick the itty bitty clitty, the roastbeef folds and hole is for fingers and peepee only
>>724595396Not sure how it's in college but I was in euro uni and all "friends" I made while being drunk at parties I never had any contact with after. You could get laid sure, but just because a girl wants to fuck you, it doesn't mean you have the balls to do it.I had a girl sit on my lap and we made out for like 2 hours and she basically told me I can do whatever I want with her tonight. I just sat there passively and didn't do anything kek.Everything was going way too fast for me and I didn't know what to do.
>>724595396Open a cold bear and enjoy yourself a match merasmus beating
>>724605340Based. I am asexual too. No one ever dared to really bully me for it because I would probably have smashed a bottle over that bitches skull if I was in that situation. And I have always been quite loud and clear about what I think about sex.Sex jokes are funny though. It's humor so blunt and hamfisted that it's funny again.
>>724621926Same but 29.
Medic!
guess i am playing tf2
>>724595396Do this >>724595795
>>724627161tf2 wins by a margin
>>724595539
>>724595539Anon....
>>724595539Better than play TF2
>>724595396>>724595539this. the garbage you drew wont ever fucking happen and youre just gonna be embarassed for life. other choice being tranny fortress 2 makes it even worse. imagine still clinging to an unplayable reddit tier game
>>724595396Fucking someone you don't love and won't reproduce with us just masturbation with extra ego, finish your contracts and stop acting like a sitcom worshipping moronIt's the only worthwhile and enjoyable thing left to do in TF2
>>724616494lmao
>>724628734What games do you play?
>>724595539Don't kill yourself.
>>724595396you play some tf2 then you go to the party then you go back to play more tf2 after its all over
>>724631438Damn
>>724595539OMG XD FIPPYY BIPPY EHHHHHHH XDWhy the fuck do you fags type like this.
>>724595539finally, a good post
>>724595539Heh! Funny. Made me LOL.
Hey guys, OP here! Picked tf2 over getting laid.I wish I was in the party. The servers are fucking dead because everyone else's getting laid. Its quite fun outside of that though.
>>724605307Partying is for retarded subhumans, stop aspiring to be one
>>724605340>asexual>coming outSo you're a repressed gay? I'll tell you what. You don't live for others. What choices you take are the ones you stay with, even the stupid ones. Being "repulsed by sex" is a stupid choice. Yes, it's a choice because it's your responsibility to go ahead and try it then make an opinion afterwards, but if you're a virgin saying you get icky about sex that's no different from a child being a picky eater.You are wasting time right now. Go to a therapist and fix your shit. Don't say nobody ever told you, nobody ever helped you. I'm telling you as a 30 yo virgin who used to be good looking and now is transforming into a hentai fat bastard. You can't get those years back no matter how much you whine, i've tried. Go to a therapist and get him to grow you a backbone. Wish I had been given this advice when I was younger.
>>724623345I have no idea how could anyone identify as "asexual".If you're not hungry you don't go saying to people "Hi, I'm anorexic, allorexic people are...". This is the kind of self-pitying talk homos and troons use.
>>724638786OP you should've kissed everyone
>>724627449beat me too it
>>724595539FPBP
>>724595539You first
>>724595539no u
How do you guys deal with the feeling that you totally missed out in your 20s and you'll never get a chance to cut loose and be irresponsible?
>>724640195Eating is fun. While it would be a nice thing if I could survive without ever having to eat, I would likely still eat for fun then.
>>724635860NO
>>724643693accept that youre autistic, that you never wanted to disappoint your parents and deep down you always wanted live life doing the right
>>724647318*thing, the right thing
>>724595396>play with expired goods or play with expired goods kys asap
>>724647318This is a good cope, thank you anon.
>>724638786Join the party /v/an later tonight if that comes up, will likely be funner than that college party and everyone will bully you but in a good way.Honestly, if you didn't have any friends to go with, it was gonna suck regardless.
>>724643693You're just not like most normies, there's a distinction between just being autistic/schizoid or being a failed normie, I personally never liked parties, and the people I hanged out with in college didn't like them either. You have to be a specific kind of person to actually enjoy and do good in parties. It's a shame it's so difficult to meet like minded people since we're naturally isolationist, there's no public forum to meet similar people other than the internet itself.
>>724595396
>>724652920but why is it a jpeg
>>724611916go to the closet college town and search for the nearest posted parties
>>724641145Based
>>724597702you feel old at these parties because you keep going to parties frequented by teenagers. you avoid this feeling by going to parties with people closer to your age, or older. i remember feeling "old" at 20 or 21 because i had switched majors and all the other kids were like 18 or 19. 24 is baby needs his binky levels of young retard. perfectly fine age to go to parties every now and then, even if you do not particularly enjoy them
