Oh great GOOGLY MOOGLY, it’s RAVEN THE INDEPENDENT MERCENARY from ARMORED CORE VI: FIRES OF RUBICON!!! What’s that?? You’re here to beat the ever loving SHIT out of me because I KILLED MY OWN FRANCHISE and BROUGHT SHAME TO MECHA FANS? A-and when I ended the war that meant replacing COOL MECHA with BROWN CLOWNS?? S-so… you want reparations, that involve… WIGGITY WIGGITY WAAAA!?!?? IMPREGNATING SARAH??? NANI??!? You wanna rip BT’s SERE KIT out of HIS FRAME and SELL IT FOR COAM??? And then you’re gonna HAVE ME SENT TO AN ARQEBUS CONCENTRATION CAMP which is REAL UNLIKE THE HOLOCAUST, and I will be pumped full of concoctions and augmentations that will PERMANENTLY RUIN MY LIBIDO??? My ballsack will SHRIVEL UP and become useless in exchange for being on par with THE DAFENG STUDENT PILOT?? And while I’m in this state you’re gonna give my commander a RUBICON AGE DICKING? The SWEATY STEAMY BALL SLAPPING SEX will be HOTTER THAN THE FIRES OF IBIS?!!!!?? WHAAAA??? T-then you’re gonna HELP ALLMIND so that all consciousness excluding myself and sarah BECOMES A HIVEMIND so EVERY SINGLE MAN WOMAN, CHILD AND ANIMAL GETS A TURN FUCKING HER??? Worst of all I CANT EVEN STOP YOU because TITANS are HARDLY ABOVE MT POWER LEVEL??!? And instead of killing me I will be TRAPPED AND BETRAYED in the WRECKAGE OF BT?!! All the cameras in the cockpit will be HACKED and made into a MATRIX ARCHITECT TV ROOM? And you’ll call it THE KEKPIT?!???What else can I say but YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOO, you really are THE FREELANCER WHO HAD IT ALL!!!!!
