>German>big booba>probably an autist toowho exactly are her target audiences?
you had me at big boobs
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1984085415612088741Yo new trainer, join my team, or else...
>>724607192Does Leo NEED two stam recoveries because people in public lobbies only use one and I'm struggling to get S speed with Wodka clogging my deck
>>724607375I THINK SUNNY RUNNERS DESERVE THE ROPE
>>724607192>probably an autist toono she is very much an autist
>>724607192Don't care.i'm saving my carats for Kitasan Black, Tamamo and Mambo
>>724607712Why her specifically?
ARE YOU HIDING ZE TRAINERS UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS
>>724607798Me? Nah, I'm just hiding some Fukus under there.
"FUKUFAGS could be here" he thought
Don't know what the fuck is going on, but I've gotten three 3* sparks while fucking around with parent runs today. The first two were spd.
Peep the Seiun spark
>>724607192Every man to ever exist ever
Are power sparks good? Most of my 3stars are power.
>>724608192A better toraina can correct me if I'm wrong, but I think you generally tend to run either stam or power parents depending on which cards you're using. Either way, yeah Power parents are definitely good.
>>724608192You can swap stamina/power sparks and cards around depending on your needs, 9 power is more niche but 6/3 is likely fine.
>>724608175This.>>724607192>probably autistic>germanSay, you're new to this, aren't you?
>>724607192man all gacha characters are autists. they all have to be le quirky and relatable like me to get people to roll.like name 5 (five) characters that is just normal plain jane
Fuck I have to watch every race
>>724608706SEEEEEEEEEEX
>>724608753VodkaDaiwa ScarletSmart FalconCurren ChanKing Halo
>>724608753Symboli Rudolf
>>724607493It depends on your stamina. You could probably get away with 1 gold recovery at like 900+ stam
>>724607375Happy Hoppers, reporting for duty!
>>724608165...no groundwork?
>>724607798
>>724608706>see leotard>see said artist>only a few with leotardBut still, god damn
You know you got 3 TP refills from registering for Leo cup right?
>>724610319>Chrono wants to brick me by using them now instead of when Aoharu releasesI'm not falling for it. I'm using them on the 6th.
>>724610319Honestly the only time I use tp refill is when I'm in a shitty mood so I just start mindlessly playing runs over and over and usually losing halfway cause I don't really try. It's the equivalent to banging your head against a wall I guess.
>>724610414>flatliner hoarding his refillsDANCHOU, WE GOT ANOTHER ONE!
>>724610319eto... why would i need to refill?i already made my cm horsies
>>724607192Me
>>724607375Sunny RunnersCHADS rise up!
I've never played AoHaru.I'll do a few blind careers on release. I hope it's fun.
>>724610825Any last words?
>>724610319What's a TP?
>>724611048I cannot wait to play with my pseudo daughter!
>>724611175Toilet Paper, for your bunghole
>>724607192>>GermanBut that horse is White?
cafe's reputation just plummeted into the ground
>>724611175
>>724611268That horse is black, actually
>>724611134please inscribe "I want to lick tanino gimlet's eyepatch" on my gravestone. that is all
They're a long ways off, but which umas halloween alt is your favorite?
>>724611593Hard to beat Mummy creek. I like Rice Shower and Top Gun's too though
I deserve a break, so I'm only gonna do a quick little Oguri career where she fails to get 3k fans
>>724610031What's a groundwork?
>play game>Flash keeps appearing to me (lobby, random events,etc)>refuses to come homewhy is the german like this
>anons itt taking a break until aoharu>meanwhile der/v/ is desperately farming fans to not drop off A+
>>724611692delete this shit man 2spooky4me
>>724611937>mfw in der/v/ and takinf a break I did 5 careers today I'm good.
>>724611926
>>724611937I'm just doing the normal things I do every day. Three runs for Leo aces, two for Ryan parent farming for Virgo. Ryan parent farming is very painful.
>>724611937>tfw /v/mabro
>>724611889
>>724612103Nice
Does increasing your max energy really increase your failure percent?
>>724611937I can't believe our no quota danchou requested 3 million fans today.
>>724607192Someone post the gif of this please
>Tachyon has given 6 FUCKING MOOD DOWNS>it's early march
>>724612103we should use this for the /v/ triple crown
>>724612084inferiority complex niggas when someone doesn't even mention them
>>724612395Sounds like a coffee trap...
>>724612395Just let her die in that Mile race
>>724607192Whites and asiansIf she was showing her ass then it would be americans and blacks
>>724612420
How does an Aoharu ace look like compared to an URA one?
>>724611692Imagine if Tazuna would dress up like an umamusume for halloween, now that'd be the cat's pajamas!
>>724612727me on the left
>>724607192Why is she showing me her tits?
anyone got that crudely edited image where he takes his uma out back into the woods? >so what did you wanna talk about way out here trainer?
>all these buffs>for parent spark farmingThanks anyway.
>>7246074931 gold is roughly equal to 200 stamina at 700 stamina, paces need around 800 + 2. Lates need around 750 + 1
>>724612709Just add 500 to every stat
CHUDBROS WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT TAMAMO WAS /OURHORSE/
>>724613534TaMicro's life was one big humiliation ritual
>>724613610Special week would not say that
>>724613590For having a microcock he sired at least 112 horses. Chud my ass.
>>724611287what why
>>724613790uhh why is her lower mouth drooling too
It's Halloween!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvxzwVikYoU
>>724613784Yeah and they all sucked ass
>>724613938post oguri cap's notable sirespost super creek's notable siresoh, you can't
>>724612727How did she glue the ears and tail so well! I didn't know tazuna was such a great cosplayer
>>724608981Rudolph is pretty close to what a high functioning autist is.>workaholic>has a clear goal that she seriously works towards>has difficulty connecting with others>way to remedy the above is to make herself relatable with jokes only she (and nature) finds funny
>>724613938There are literally thousands of sired horses from legendary horses across all eras that never amounted to anything. Studs like Stay Gold and Sunday Silence are the exception, not the norm.
>>724614040The most impressive part is how both the ears and tail are fitted with small motors to make them move periodically. Now that is dedication to the craft.
>>724607192MeI haven't played the game for weeks, should I log on, dump all my rolls on her, and quit if i don't get her?
>>724614226how many carats have you got?
>>724608753Nice Nature - She that girl that is nothing special about her and seen as a straight man when compare to her friendsSeiun Sky - She just lazy. Her special is just going faster. Otherwise, she is just lazy.Mejiro Ryan - She works out. That it.Spe - Has the least amount of everything and her story is so bare boned that nothing remarkable stands out other than she is the MCNTR - See above
>>724614226It wouldn't be a bad idea, she's not bad but not meta and you can make her work with the free 100 rolls. You could even luckshit her with free rolls
>>72461425450 pulls or so
>>724614226We're about to get some free rolls (on cards) friendthere's a daily free roll on Eishin for the next few days too
>>724614309>13% chanceWell good luck I guess
>>724607192What are my odds of MLBing R riko with the free rolls?
>>724614509Probably not super likely
>>724614509like 50/50 i guess
who could the mysterious yakisoba ghost be?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb1xN1UohWs
>>724612152Hey hold up, this is the first I'm hearing this
>>724614692Certain event like the Brian power cards give you +5 max energy.
Will there be any big gibs for part 2 or 3 of the anni? ive got 22k, plus 2k from club rank soon. The Henrys google docs calculators says i can do 100 pulls on Wit nature, and then 100 more on Riko/rice. But i cant trust tgat, because it means that in the next 2 weeks i'll get 6k carats.
>>724612152Not exactly, say that anything below 50% energy has a proportional failure rate, if you increase your maximum by 10 just means that you'll start failing at 55 instead of 50.
>>724614778No, I mean what's this about increasing your failure percentage? I guess it sort of makes sense in an obtuse way. Like should I actually be avoiding increasing the meter?
Reminder 4 G1s are happening tomorrow at Del Mar tomorrow, and shitload of G1s on Saturday, including the Cygames G1
>>724614791Yes, login bonus is 3k, and actual gibs are 3k + missions and dailies and club rewards or team trials. You SHOULD be able to
>>724614897>the Cygames G1qrd?When will we get this added to the game?
>>724614891I remember someone asking a while back that it doesn't increase your failure percentage. Only that the larger energy bar would sometimes confuse witlet players somehow and misgauge how much energy they have left
>>724614891NTA but I remember reading something like that in another thread a month ago. It's a bug that gets fixed eventually but no idea when, so yeah try to avoid taking max energies for now
is the paid Maruzensky banner really a scam?
>>724614963Eventually since Santa Anita Park is already in the game
Is it true the chances of getting a skill from a spark are non-cumulative? So a 9* medium does not equal 10%, but 5%/2,5%/2,5% per inspiration roll?
>>724614791>The Henrys google docs calculators says...
>>724615018It's a scam in the sense that it's completely random and you MIGHT get a dupe.I'm gonna do it anyway.
>>724615034All sparks are rolled independently. That's why stacking white sparks is good.
>>724615104That sucks
>>724608753I'm not gonna claim to know every character nor do I have them but if we define autistic as having a gimmick or an exaggerated archetype then the plainest of characters to me seems to be McQueen, Scarlet and Grass. Chiyono O stands out to me though since she looks exceedingly normal especially compared to the other Sakura, but she's not playable yet so maybe it's too early to tell.
>>724614963https://breederscup.com/news/2025/cygames-extends-breeders-cup-partnershipBreeders breeding breeders. Git ur breeding on. Also one anon is cheering hardcore for one JP uma that is in the main event super G1 race on Saturday. I can't remember the name of that uma tho.
>>724614923nice, thanks>>724615038i know that henry overdoses on hopium regularly, but the only alternative really is just keeping track of my savings on my own and estimating from that. which is fine, but doesnt account for the gibs and events and stuff
>>724615175wasnt it something like Forever Young?
>get smaru off my free roll>have no idea how to make a good groundwork frontrunner
>>724615221It's gotta be Forever Young.
>>724615104So 3* green sparks dont really matter if it's in the parent right?
>>724615162What about Neicha? Her hang-up on being third isn't that autistic, is it, plus she wouldn't have to worry about it after becoming my wife.
>>724615262the stars on green sparks only increase the hint level you inherit since theyre guaranteed
>>724615324Does it matter for grandparents?
>>724615252>Step 1: Borrow a Seiun with 7-8 groundwork sparks and whatever blue sparks you need>(you're halfway done)>Step 2: Make an uma that has a 3* groundwork spark (this might take a while)>Step 3: Use it as the parent for a new uma that will also have 2-3* groundwork, then borrow another groundwork parentYou now have one groundwork parent with 7-9 groundwork sparks, and you borrow the other one. EZThis is a lazy man's guide. Use Air Groove to get groundwork sparked on to the parent you want
>>724615304>plus she wouldn't have to worry about it after becoming my wife.based. true. same
Doodling a drawing for the upcoming /v/ictory stakes, who else is a top contender who is reaching for the crown?
>>724615304It's a bit too specific imo, maybe I'm stretching it but it feels gimmicky. Like why not 2nd or 4th? And let's not forget the weird grandma larping.
>>724615304Nature is basically the only not insane or autistic uma in the game. Her gimmick is that she's down to earth and doesn't have lofty expectations for herself, a constant underachiever
>>724615378What's going on with her chest?
>>724615369Yeah, increases hint level more and increases the chance to spark it during inheritance
>>724615420Summer Spe and Rudolf for sure
>>724615420RudolfRyanSpecial WeekNice NatureSuper CreekTachyonGolshi
>>724614897>https://breederscup.com/news/2025/cygames-extends-breeders-cup-partnership>>724614963The specific race sponsored by Cygames is the Breeders' Cup Sprint (Saturday Race 6)https://www.equibase.com/static/entry/DMR110125USA-EQB.html#RACE6The main event is this one, where Forever Young who is actually owned by the Cygames CEO is racing (Saturday Race 9)https://www.equibase.com/static/entry/DMR110125USA-EQB.html#RACE9
>>724607192This Kraft is way too fucking stacked i want to roll for her...
>>724615540You think he'll show up to watch? What happens if they interview him?
>>724615304If I married Nature, I'd make sure she always knew she was my number 3 wife
>>724615304AW FUCK MY ARM
>>724607192How did this game get past Mary?
>>724615162>Grass>not autistic
>>724615640That is very cruel of you, Mr. Smith.
>>724615423>weird grandma larpingI forgot about that, maybe she is autisticeven Rudolf's comedy hobby isn't that weird
>>724615680Mary?
>>724615751Mary on a cross
>>724615743>>724615423>oh my gosh Im like totally a grandma you guizeis the most normie girl "quirk" everyeah you like shopping like every fucking woman and you don't have any young friends, big deal
>>724615557>7i bet you can luckshit her. 's how i got my Doto yesterday anyway lmao.>>724615640Based, Your Majesty, Sheikh al Anon>>724615458im not a drawGOD, so i dont know and cant tell if theres something with like prespective or shadows or whatever. anyway, have a Fit Nature as compensation
>>724615751The tranny mod who banned Majogami and LoverR Kiss from being sold on steam.
>>724615420Rudolf, Nature, Spe and Grass should 100% be in the stakes drawing.
I forgot I haven't made a third aceWho's the easiest one to build? Can Taishin work?
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
>>724615989>tranny named marythe joke writes itself
>>724616031my neigha, what are these potential levels? how rich are you?
>>724616031She's worse golshi this track
>>724616003>and GrassI have seen many a Rudolf winI've seen Ryan winI've seen that crazy Winning Ticket win but I have yet to see a Grass Wonder win a Leo simulationI keep trying to make a stronger one but she's lacking that special sauce that Rudolf and Ryan have for this race. Perhaps I am too weak of a trainer to bring out her potential, but for now she at least gets dominator off. I've been trying to make a stronger one for weeks and while I've succeeded, I know she can be better
>>724616079Really? I thought people were saying Taishin was a better but harder to train Golshi
>>724616071I've gone bankrupt twice before but now I have 1.5m>>724616079I don't like Goldshit so she's out of the question
>>724616071NTA and I assume you're talking about star level. It's not that crazy, I just did the same for my 1 and 2*s after going deep on SMaru. Now if they were all potential 5 that would be nuts, that's so many godddamn sashes.
>>724616121Post your grass, and yeah I've only seen her win once or twice but she's defending her title so she should be in the art.
>>724616181no, star level is based, ive got everyone at 3* as well. i was talking about the potential. the lack of golden frames just jumped to my attention instantly. mine, for comparison.i literally have 460 monies right now btw
>>724616323Holy fucking bankruptcy anon how are you going to feed your stable
>>724616229I'll post her when I KNOW i've made the perfect one. She's still lacking a few crucial ingredients, but i'm getting closer. I've been in a lot of practice races and I've seen many not including my own miss the mark. The other lates clearly are outperforming her this race.Our queen...fell off
>>724616323why would anyone want to do thatI just get the potential levels if I absolutely need tofor most of the cast I've only ever ran them once or not at all
>>724616391>why would anyone want to do thatLooks cool
>>724616156People were saying that months ago but turns out Golshi is not only easier to train but just better. Her unique preventing her from being blocked has a lot to do with it. Golshi has outperformed Taishin in every global CM and that's not even up for debate
>>724616391play careers and read stories, anon. ive ran everyone multiple times. everyonr is at least level 5 relationship for me. plus where else would i spend my money, right?>>724616362yup, broke, but at least got golden frames to show for it
>>724616482Errr based
>>724616504That's what we call "neighger rich" my toreina
Messing around with eishin's flash career i don't think she's bad at all, maybe its recency bias but she FEELS very strong. I'll try to see if I can make a gambler for Leo
>>724616695Doesn't she also have dominator? She's probably pretty strong
How many of you are really planning to make a new CM uma with the Unity scenario? Honestly I'm feeling kinda lazy about it, think I'll just take it slow and stick with what I've got
>>724616754Nope
>>724616754She has in body and mind, gold version of homestretch haste.
>>724616754she should dominate my dick and balls
>>724616824I already got my 3 Medium S aces, so I might not.Unless I got devastating result then I'll just remake my Oguri since the other two can be substituted with debuffers.
>>724616695Her growths are ass and her potentials are bad, especially the lack of gold recovery for a medium/long uma makes things really annoying.
>>724616824You are going to play the game so why won't you make aces?
>>724616824I will, but mainly because I really like the game and I will most likely pull an all-nighter just to play the new scenario as much as I can.
>>724616121I've also been trying to get a strong GW going but I feel you need either MLB Creek or MLB Vodka so you can borrow the other. If you really want to get the proper skills it also costs a ton of points.
>>724616824I barely even built any for LeoI'll play the new scenario to check it out, not to sweat
>>724616824If unity really lines up with the final day then you only have the 12 hour sign up period to do this. This 12 hours, at least for EU lines up with the night till noon on a workday. So no, I won't be doing ace runs in the middle of the night.
>>724616824For me it depends on how my ace performs on group A, if I have a high enough win rate im taking my sweet time
>>724616968>Nightowl at the end of the run>speed rainbows went AWOL in finals>shooting and triumphant didnt give me the grandpa sparkI just wanted one more damn rainbow. It hurts
Who's gonna make up their own bullshit in mahjhong? Golshi?
>>724616839>>724616830Huh, I saw some shitpost image that had her and the other "dominators" all surrounding a trainer around a couch
>>724616824I'll do at least one or two normal for-fun runs of the scenario first. If my umas actually end up with noticeably higher stats than in URA Finale, THEN I'll start grinding out last-minute ace attemptsNot like I'd be able to ever win a CM either way, but I'll at least want to be able to say I tried, you know?
>>724616824Me, but only for my wife. She already rolled Turf S Medium S but her friends abandoned her in the Finals and she only got 1100 speed. And she could always use more power.
>>724617184There was a whole mini episode about that https://youtu.be/WrymFqwvaoo?si=5vH-87x5HGOnOXYA
>>724607192Was the horse obsessed with times too or something in real life? What's her problem?
>>724617184his father
>>724616031bumpI know these threads are full of ace platinum trainers so please spoonfeed a third-rate trainer
>>724616961i can't believe "innocent" suzuka plays da jong
>>724617338They already told you, Golshi is the easiest one but you said you hate her. Depends on how easy you wanna go. Do you wanna just make a lazy debuffer or someone that can actually win, what are your other two?
>>724616824I'll play the scenario a few times. Unlikely that I'll seriously try to improve my aces unless it seems very likely to just happen as long as distance aptitude procs.
>>724617338Hard to chime in when you didn't mention your other 2 aces aniki.
>>724617338Who are you running? Maru and Oguri?
>>724617338We don't know what your two other aces are
You guys ever ask ChatGPT advice for building umas in this game? Wonder what kind of advice it would give
>>724617383>>724617410>>724617410>>724617403Oh shit sorryYeah its those two
>>724617443Only a turbo zoomer would make this post, get off the board helios
>>724617443I asked it for Elden Ring advice when the DLC came out but it was just making shit up
>>724617443Here's your team, bro.
I haven't been preparing for this but here are Umas I have managed to make, are any of them gonna make it to Graded B finals or do I just try my chances in Open league?
>>724617542lol
>>724617542As per usual ChatGPT gives bullshit advice. Ask it about stuff regarding any field that you're an expert in and find out.
>>724617493I would recommend rudolf, she can debuff, she can win hard and she's easy to build
Danchou this is my tribute for the club now I'm fucking off for 3 days again, later!
>>724617443ChatGPT and all LLMs for that matter work with the information they're trained on, meaning its very unlikely to be trained on recent info on niche topics, it also scrapes everything on the web so not only is it uninformed its also unreliable, the cherry on top is that all public LLMs have confirmation biases so you can ask "a front runner Rudolf is good for this CM right?" and it will tell you yes with full confidence
>>724617493Run Rudolf as an End Closer. Or make another Front with debuffs just so S.Maru can take the lead reliably.
>>724617493what >>724617640 saidRudolf is the best whether you want a hybrid debuffer or a pure one. She can definitely do both if you want, I've seen her win multiple times already.Ryan is strong but harder to train.Nature is easy but stamina debuffs arent as good. But you can also train her to win honestly, there's a crazy strong one running around winning races.Tachyon is easy but you already have a pace.
>meta in new mode is to pump the blue ball meter until you can't take it and blue ball explode on stam or power
>>724617685Oh we were wondering where you went, you're safe anon take your time. Rest is important
>>724617692I asked him who the strongest umamusume was and he's just making shit up now. That's enough AI slop for today
>procs groundwork>gets the lead>procs angling>resists debuffer hybrid dominator due to higher wit>wins by 2 lengthsHow do we prevent this from happening in finals?
>>724617907>He isn't saving for the DARK CIEL banner
>>724617685Log in and get your freebies neighga!
>"The Thoroughbred exists because its selection has depended, not on experts, technicians or zoologists, but on a piece of wood: the winning post of the Epsom Derby. If you base your criteria on anything else, you will get something else, not the Thoroughbred".>"A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character".>"A true champion is a horse that wins under any conditions, in any environment.">“In the pedigree of a stayer of classic quality you will always find the name of a horse that was a good sprinter.”>"Never remain attached to your female lines Mating mares is all about constant experimentation"
>>724617937Remember to thank him for your plat
>>724617907>Special Week-Gold Ship hybrid>Temu Techion>???>???>McQueen(Prime)Amazing, at least they McQueen and Rice Shower were remembered
>>724617937>procs skillsShe will simply miss the timing to activate her skills. Even a max wit uma is not immune to this.
>>724617443There was a study done to see how much bad data you'd need to feed a LLM to poison its collection of information and routing. 250. You only need 250 bad instances to poison any LLM regardless of scale. Now reflect upon how much gaslighting fill uma threads and how it continues to propagate by witlets who can't sniff out the sussiness in the air.
>>724617907>McQueen (Prime)The Supreme Stayer....
>>724617907>no mention of Bogey Blackwealkings cant take her unique that literally shoots a missile at the any front runners
>>724617907>McQueen (Prime)fanart of this? lmao
>>724617937>create a shitty daiwa to run alongside her so she's not alone>winds up blocking smaru probably due to bad post placement>jobber cant hold the lead and we loseI ran two fronts last time and I guess this didn't matter much because both were good enough to win. Normally S. Maru just passes them with ease with her unique if she somehow falls behind, but not always
>>724617937>resists debuffer hybrid dominator due to higher witI've seen people claim this but I haven't seen a source yet
>>724618120Her true form
>>724617907When is Rice Showa (Hero Form)
>>724617907>Talking up McQueen's power (3rd lowest base in the game currently) and Rice's speed (tied with McQueen for 2nd lowest base)lol
>>724618156BRING 'EM HOME!
>>724617907Please ask the retarded AI about Dark Ciels kit, what are her abilities and aptitudes
>>724616156In theory yeah, Taishin has better numbers on her ult and gold skills but she keeps getting blocked.Goldship's unique positions her on the outside so she rarely gets blocked.
>>724618215>And who was the programmer responsible for this outburst? you guessed it
>>724618151Just run a low wit debuffer and watch as high wit opponents don't get the debuff animation on them when she uses her skill.
>fail 3 10>% chances of failures in one year DOTO GET A FUCKING GRIP JESUS CHRIST
>>724617907>McQueen and Rice are considered the best overallThis goes beyond the usual level of green devilry we see in these parts.
>>724617907Can i spark britanny knight in the megabanner?
>>724617907>McQueen (prime)
>horse was super cool and kino>character in game is a comedy jobber
>>724617640>>724617723>>724617776Huh, really? I must be really out of the loop. Rudolf's one of my favorites so this'll do just fine, I'll take a look around and see what she needs. Thanks fellas.
>>724618396Whenever her prime was...it sure as hell isn't now
NTA, but my chat is kinda good (i asked him to talk like a Armored core character)
>>724617907Kek, we need a Mexican powerscaling chart for this game.
>>724618384Sounds like a shitty American localized name for durandal
>>724608192I run either 9power or 6/3 power/stamina splits on all my whorses because I want to and not because all the game gives me are 9 power or 6/3 power/stamina. Actually I lie it’s given me a single 3/3/3 Taishin.
To no one surprise, we would like to announce that the top club of /v/, has reached its goal of 1000000000 fans!Everyone expectation was it gonna be a photo finish, but we managed to secure the lead in final spurt, activated Angling and won decisively!
>>724618362Be sure to gamble on her positively tickled events to make up for that!
>>724607192Why is it that every time someone tries to make a "german" character they turn out austrian instead
>>724618448She needs:>Pumping iron (Ryan)>Red shift (Maru)Also great to have:>Shooting to victory (Taiki)>Triumphant pulse (Oguri)Gonna want Swinging Maestro and about 800 stamina, about 800 power (maybe more), a good amount of wit since you want to get her Dominator off (high 400s, maybe 500s if you can huff it), Medium S and max speed. That's if you want a crazy strong one, don't know how easy that'll be for you, just some stuff to shoot for
>>724608192Generally, power sparks are used in short distances while stamina sparks are used in medium or large distances. It changes depending on the uma's growth rates.
76332199 CM Room. Bring any.
>>724618462I was using the free version without a log-in. I think that one is dumber. Yours seems pretty knowledgeable honestly
>>724618515>10000000001 fucking billion? Sasuga how many seiunlets were sacrificed to chrono-chan to achive this power?
>>724617567pls help a second rate Torenah
>>724618552cheers m8>ryan>marualready off to a bad start but whatever I'll just throw shit on the wall and see what sticks
>Absolutely godawful run that isn't even a great fan run because she keeps jobbing in goal races>Gets Fast Learner and 3* Stamina 3* Turf sparkReally would like to stop making mixed Speed/Stamina legacies
>>724618473>shitty American localized nameHere is Villainous Violet.
>>724618632If your best is low-A, you probably want to go open instead.
>>724615304>three kids?>are you mocking me?
>>724618606i believe you get several responses from their gpt5 version daily when logged infree daily gibs, thank you openAIgenerous
>>724618632Anon I looked over them and they're pretty rough. Most don't have enough stamina to even survive the race. You want at least 750 + swinging maestro and that's lowballing it. It's gonna be competitive, but in B rank you might be okay. Maybe swing it in Open league, although I hate suggesting that
>>724618632It's looking bad, anon. You should do Open.
>>724618515We already saw it here>>724617685
>>724618584>look it up>fullWew
>>724618681>not the version with sound
Is SSR Nice Nature support good?
>>724618782Yes, but not Kita tier broken.
>we need a girlfriend Uma>>724618782She's alright at LB0, amazing at LB1, and that's pretty doable so definitely aim for that if you have the carats and love late surgers.
>>724618641if you have to go one or the other borrow ryan, hers is slightly more important for latesif you cant do maru, substitute it with taiki.Oguri's is good just for overtaking fronts at the end of the race, but maybe the least necessary of the uniques. It's up for debate but not bad to have at all
>>724618857Wife Nature
>>724618584>fail to proc recovery>fail to proc the accel skillMan the CM hasn't even begun and I dread it already. Can't wait for unity to ruin it even further.
>>724618584>non-S distance hag destroys everyone elseIt's over. The front meta is real.
>>724617567You just have too low stamina all around on top of very low speed scores. You honestly shouldn't win against anyone with half decent umas. When building CM umas you first look up stamina requirements and then start working around that.
>>724618896You sure the pace chasers didn't just job?
>>724618416JOBka IS a shitty comedy jobber, daiwa scarlet is objectively better >Staked Races: Daiwa 12 Vodka 26>1st place: Daiwa 8 Vodka 10>2nd place: Daiwa 4 Vodka 5>3rd place: Daiwa 0 Vodka 3>Unranked: Daiwa 0 Vodka 8Daiwa's proven more consistent AND dominant never placing below second>G1 Wins: Daiwa 4 Vodka 7Vodka entered a bunch of mickey mouse G1s, and people us that to hype her up. Context matters quality over quantity >Win %: Daiwa 66.67% Vodka 38.46%>Placement %: Daiwa 100% Vodka 69.23%>Avg Finish: Daiwa 1.33 Vodka 3.15>"Top tier" Race victories: Daiwa 3 (Oka sho, Shuka Sho, Arima kinen) Vodka 3 (Japanese derby, Tenno Sho Autumn, Japan Cup)The numbers don't lie
>>724618782She's good, mostly people who run late surgers should look towards rolling for her.
>>724618841>>724618857I don’t have the carrots but unless I luck shit her I’ll get it with the eventual selector then. Probably would’ve taken it regardless because I love her.
>>7246189352nd had S Medium and S turf
>>724618896>>724618935It's my hag, she's the one with the double green speeds, so more about 1320 speed, just no medium S. She's not the best but she wins pretty regularly honestly
>>724619012Post more races
>>724618935There were 2 S.Maru in the lobby, they push each other and the gap is just too much for any late or pace to ever hope to catch up.
>724618948This reads like a copypasta ritualpost from /vg
>>724619089It's just daiwafags digging her PR hole even deeper
>>724617567>>724618632Won't lie to you: It's not looking good. All of them are speedlets, staminalets, or both at once. That Vodka build is definitely on the right track, at least, but A+ speed just isn't enough for CMJudging by the stats I assume your cards aren't great, so it might be best to just slum it in open league for now rather than trying to highroll something better
>>724618948>yeah dude winning literal paralympic races (tiara) is tots the same as the crown and JCArima is impressive though
>>724618948I used Scarlet’s shitty support event card for like 50 runs during the event and didn’t proc the gold recov skill once, useless bitch.
>>724619135**daiwafag (singular)
>>724618879I don't have Taiki, Maru or Ryan is the problem. Well I do have Ryan but I never ran her before. Like you said I'm not going for an absolute monster ace so I'll just slap Oguri on there with a borrowed Ryan and call it a day.
>>724618935I've seen an anon beat some really nasty pace chasers with a non-medium S maru and two backup front runners, it's definitely possible
>>724619204Aye that sounds good anon. Pulse is good, and thankfully rudolf's own ability is really good as well. In tandem with pump, she'll be strong enough for sure
The more I play Doto's career the less sexual she becomes...She's just too helpless and retarded and never stops stuttering
>>724619198But shes one of the most popular girls anon, theres bound to be multiple
>>724619272Give her to me
>>724619031Take down this mid-hag, just don't get too cocky if you win. There's way stronger hags out there. Running her with a jobber front so she's not alone9300 7922
I...I like Vodka
>>724619272That really applies to pretty much all uma. Its hard to sexualized them when they're all daughter-tier that look up to you.
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>>724619491Stole your spot, won't happen again, sorry.
>>724619383>fullIts over
>>724619480Maru definitely isn't daughter-tier.
>>724618705>>724618913Yeah I have tried to get to right amount of stamina with Golshi and one of Rudolfs runs, but with the speed it probably wasn't gonna workAh well, lets hope Creek carries my team in the Open league like she did in Gemini>>724619152To be fair to my Vodka she did get me a second place in Cancer B finals, then again Cancer was the most RNG of the lot so far
>>724619480Maya wants me to fuck her though.
>>724619528She is more of that older sister that miss playing with her brother and having fun precisely what the hotspring felt like.
>>724619383MAYANO TOP GUUUUNNN!
>>724619480Not reallyAt the end of her career, with Neicha its super implied you are kinda dating. Same as Creek. Hell with Eishin the current girl she's super wife-coded too.There are daughters, there are bros, and there are wives.
>>724619554Mayachan would never.
>>724619383>Front Maya wonVery based
>Mayano won>S/S Oguri and Biwa diedI hate debuffers so much it's unreal. She would've won even harder if SUZUKA FINISHED HER SUPPORT CHAIN AND GAVE ME UNRESTRAINED
https://files.catbox.moe/ln0qdp.mp3
Why does it feel like even the god marus dont win half the time. Is it really just RNG
>>724619670>names
>>724619569Yes and then you ride her car and go have hot summer sex at her apartment. It's that kind of vibe.
>>724619718I forgot to censor everyone, gomennessai umadacchis
>>724619670>He doxxedYOUR ACCOUNT IS MINE
>>724619272>The more I play Doto's career the less sexual she becomes...Skill issue.
>>724619697late GODS just need to roll the dice and win sometimes
>>724619767I have dishonored my club…I will never race again
Yes...I see it! According to my calculations the next post will be more races being posted!
>>724619585You miss a few>Fuji >kept talking like youre her future husband in many of her dialogue>Tachyon>blasphemy reveal her feeling in the holiday season, normal ending, and good ending>Air Groove>MUH QUEEN>Opera>"My Brilliance and your Expertise will surely make the best uma child!" - Opera during the Holiday>Amazon>other mommy/wife uma that outright express youre part of her family in the Hotspring scene
>>724619813Guilty feet have got no rhythm...
I've resigned myself to this fate, I will never win a ura CM. I am a failure
>>724619771Imagine if her winning animation was her tripping over you, pinning you beneath her mighty bosom.
Lates are quickly becoming my fav strategy, do I HAVE to pull for dober to keep them viable?
>went to sleep before daily reset>woke up after Doto's rateup endedDid I miss a free roll?
>>724620023Dober is like Ryan's ult except it's for both 6th and 5th place. And then you can also run Ryan too for double gambling, or Rudolf, or whatever else. It's just way more consistent
>>724620046Yup, two rolls today i got two fukutardrus
>>724619865Does Fuji talk about you smelling nice or something? I noticed an odd amount of fanart with her about sniffing clothes and such oddness
>>724620121>tfw BRICKEDWelp
>>724619865also, fuku starts to like you a lot by the end
Air Shakur would never date me
>>724620023>tfw you realize doberlets will exist
>get golden inspiration >NOTHING happens What the fuck is the point then? It should guarantee a pink proc or something!
>>724620387What does it even mean when we see gold inspiration? Higher than normal proc rate for everything?
>>724620368Completely impossible anon, THE biggest whore in the game will be handing it out like candy
>>724620387>Golden inspiration>Get a bunch of useless bullshit and no Medium S despite running like 12 medium sparksEverytime
>>724619867I'M NEVER GONNA RACE AGAINTHESE GUILTY CLEATS HAVE GOT NO /V/ WINSTHOUGH IT'S EASY TO PRETENDI KNOW YOU'RE NOT A WHALE
what dober did before she met us is none of our business
>>724620497True... we must be better toreinas....
>>724620430>>724620497>>724620523Will she be able to salvage Curren's reputation and take one for the team as the new /v/illage bicycle?
>>724619958This but her sweaty buttcrack with bits of excrement
>>724620420>>724620387I've actually never seen a concrete answer for what Golden inspirations do. They supposedly increase the chances of things but it's not guaranteed to be better than a regular inspiration. Sometimes all you get is fool's gold
>>724620365Umastagram has ruined women
>ace Smaru lost to legend Suzuka by 7 lengthsits so over.
>724620618>typical ogurifag
>>724620910Preview of A finals right here
>>724620858I'm pretty sure they don't actually boost anything, but they're the product of successfully rolling multiple sparks. Notice how those inspirations often trigger lots of 3* sparks, greens, whites and even pinks if you're lucky. Basically, they mean "you got lucky" instead of "you WILL get lucky"
>>724620910
I'm Seeking her Pearl
>>724621152Amazing how there is even a Pearl Warrior in these threads, perhaps even more than oneWonder which Uma has no dedicated waifufags here
>>724620994That makes sense actually
>>724621223Once the hag gets released, she'll get more fansmost of the non-global fans are mysteries here. But all the umas that exist either in-game or in the anime are liked by at least one personwell except THAT uma...you know the one
>>724621283Why I think Grass Wonder has garnered plenty of fans after her performance in the test rooms
>>724621389There's also been a lot of umas I didnt think I'd care for, they get released, I play the side story or learn more about them and then I actually want them. Smart Falcon was mostly ignored but then really got a big status. The races have a lot to do with stuff. Same goes for Mayano Top Gun
>are her target audiencesi bet both of my balls there's a SEAmonkey behind this post
https://files.catbox.moe/7xb03h.mp4Wishing this happened to all S.Maru trainers.Good luck!
>I gathered a bunch of candy for the children but they won't come near me...
>>724621223I don't think i've ever seen anyone metioning someone like for example Fusaichi Pandora
>>724621585There are like a bajillion jp horses I don't think I've even seen like half of them
>>724621636I'm surprised I've seen no one mention Green Dreamer here. She's like Suzuka, but sluttier and with bigger tits
>looks like the Seiun cultists are starting shit...>... again.
>>724621720[SAD NEWS] - Bakushin faces her 4th consectuive detention
>>724621680It should've been Special Week...
>>724607192I find her very hot but I simply can't afford to pull her right now, sucks
>>724621768you got the slutty part, but you cant have your cake and eat it too
>>724618515You faggots are way too insecure
>>724621585Well...I don't know who that is, actually>>724621471I want so many, but rolls don't let me...no matter, after gigabanner I will start saving for specific Umas, in this case for [ ] as I find her career very...interesting based on waht I heard, comes out in the same month as Pearl too
>>724621720[News Flash] - Tracen Student and racing superstar Matikanefukukitaru is under investigation after reportedly performing a bad luck hex mid race, more information at 7
>>724621803Yeah man, if I've to pull late surger. Dober is hotter, sluttier and unironically better. Fuck this Mejiro shilling.
>>724619865>fuji>proposes to you>wants you to meet her mom>loses her cool around you during christmas>wants to stay with you forever in her good endingcan't get more wife-coded than that
>>724621920>it's been discovered she was rigging the results to favor certain outcomes particularly when it came to conning seiunlets in high stakes mahjong games
>Rudolf run>400/400/300>has A&S>Japanese Derby, runs as front, comes secondwhat can i even do, shits rigged.
>>724619865>"My Brilliance and your Expertise will surely make the best uma child!" - Opera during the HolidayIronic considering irl Opera didn't spawn a single winner horse
>>724621223Air Shakur
>>724621223everyone hates bitch wonder
>>724622383t.special shit
>>724621554Fenomeno looks like she's weak to anal
>>724618681
>>724622283people like her halloween alt
>>724621223lots of JP umas dont. even more known ones. as for global, uhh.. idk, not a lot of people post Hishiama and Brian i guess, but i believe their fans just dont reveal themselves too often
>>724622383El, I know that's you.
4chan Shakur is /our horse/
Orange wife
this game better not die before i get Mr Cock Ball
They can never make me hate you, Matikanefukukitaru, while you aren't my true favorite you are still cute and are up there
>>724622616I am waiting for herFunny thing is she seemed kind of unpopular at first, but she's already grown on people and she's not in the game. I like the idea of a punk uma and she seems cool
>>724622616Fukukitaru is the 4chan hors though. She literally has a 4 leaf clover hairpin.
>>724621554She looks so distraught here
>>724622623bonk
>>724622903Maybe if you took of the Umatler uniform the kiddies wouldn't run away
>>724622903The only sensible thing to do is give her some children of her own.
>>724622885Then how come she can never win a race?
>>724622568>Brianyeah, I don't post often, but I love her and how she her feelings show rarely from under that cold autistic layer she has
Something about Fenomeno's ears really make me want to touch them.
>>724622903>almost 3 years until we get her
Mods seem cool today, gonna be posting in le sticky and just having fun, taking a break from grinding aces.
>>724623067Brian is super cool. Her story segment was really well done too
>>724622885based and true>>724622925rude
>>724621720I can’t wait until I can groo… I mean train Nishino deFlower
DON'T REFRESH THE PAGE
>>724622903I also bought like 50 bucks in candy for the children today. I like the spooky day
>>724619586I’ve pulled bride Maya twice off banner if that’s not a sign a don’t know what is.
>>724619272Her clumsiness is what makes the moments when she stands her ground so strong. Never felt sexually attracted to her, but damn if I didn't want to protect her. >If no one else can help Opera to face the golden generation>I willGoosebumps
>>724615180If you want to keep track of the extra gibs you can use this website:https://umacarats.netlify.app/It shows all the one time rewards at the bottom.
Me
>>724624204>Matikanefukukitaru (Full Armor)?
>>724624204last time i used it it doubled carats after each planned banner. they fixed it?
>>724624357Super duper lucky Matikanefukukitaru [alt]
>>724624204So close to two sparks!Oh well, guess that means I get to do some 10 rolls
I refuse to use carat trackers
>>724624204I don't think they have updated the carrat income for global, it says that A rank club gets 1500 carrats when its actually 2250, class 5 retention should be 900 carrats instead of 600(should give an option for the class 5-class 6 carousel strugglers like myself)So it might be lowballing, then again it also includes ALL carrat rewards in the events which I WILL NOT be able to get
>kinda want the german autist>but want to save 30k for Mabhatten and 30k for christmass Oguri
>>724625338save up for the megabanner and pray for spooooooooks
>>724625461Double sparking megabanner would be nice. But where am I getting my supports then?
test
>>724625615where would you get your supports from manhattan and oguri banners?
>>724625461>Got spooked by Kitasan when rolling for Neicha>I don't have to roll on the Kitasan banner anymorePraise be to Shiraoki sama. Spooks are real.
>>724625862Explode!>>724625697I guess I don't. f2p is suffering
>>724626026i mean, you cant have your cale and eat it too. youve gotta decide and prioritise. i for one plan on sparking on Kita rerun, and then praying for spooks and sparking on the big one
>>724625461I want to do this, but I also want Kitasan and Nishino Flower who aren’t too far after that. When are first anni selectors?
>>724626206During the first anni, duh
Spooky!
lose finals to an aoharu build = kms
>>724626467>lose finals to 3 months old Taurus leftovers
>>724626467Does Aoharu work the same way as URA when it comes to parents/support cards etc?
for me it's the NTR family
>>724607192Is she out yet? I was waiting for her to go back
>>724626679Yeah, you even get a few free rolls
>>724626613Never seen the gray haired horse next to Hishi
Me.
>>724626728hishi faticle
Do you think Eishin Flash is popular with German players?Is Fine Motion popular with Irish players?
How much wit do you need to consistently trigger skills?I've been running this Natie on some TT and she barely debuffs anyone
>>724626590Not really, you very much want to use scenario link supports. Riko card gives massive amount of stamina for "free" and stat gains/caps are higher which leads to vastly different priorities when it comes to parents/supports. The fact that you can actually get multiple stats very high allows a lot more card flexibility. Like currently we just can't afford to bring wit cards, you can't get enough speed/sta/power with them in URA.
>>724626613I bankrupted myself to get Eishin Flash. Digitan fags, I don't think I'm gonna make it...
holy FUCK her autism makes Bourbon's robot larp look normal behavior in comparison
>>724626809That can't be her real name!
>>724626875
>>724626849Anything after 600 and you should be in the 90% range. There's always like an 8-12% rate of failure it seems.
>>724626849Skill chance is pretty much softcapped at around 400 wit. Your NN's problem is just lack of skills, dedicated debuffers bring a dozen debuffs.
>>724626613norks for me
>>724607192>Went to the barber today>When I'm finished, I saw a dude waiting next in line was playing something on his phone>It was uma musume >He was training Eishin Flash The game isn't even officially available in my communist country.
>>724608706i was to give unapologetic cunnilingus
>>724625461That shits so far in the future though. I want some new horses to train
>>724626839>Is Fine Motion popular with Irish players?I like Fine Motion, I like her a bit less now that she got retconned.
>>724607493Depends on how many debuffers you run into. As few as 2 good debuffers can allegedly take stam requirements from 800 to 800+2gold. If I can I will probably bring two characters with every front runner stamina nuke.
>>724627110That’s stupid that they did that. Were the Irish offended or what?
>>724626934How do even get 31 wit?
>>724626613Pokke's design is so fucking trash
>>724626613BRING IN OGURI ROMAN
>>724611926Oh no no no no, say sike right now
>>724627202I highly doubt it, what probably happened was Americans/Westerners pointed out the incongruity in a "haha isn't that quaint" kind of way, and it was interpreted by either the localisation team or the Japanese as a complaint so they changed it to be on the safe side.
>>724611263Cqlm down Cornholio
>>724627218Keep doing training without energy, you'll fail and keep taking stat penalties. I've seen people post umas with 1 in stats.
>>724607493Think of two stam recoveries as insurance. Say you’re at 400 wit. Chances are at least one will go off. But if you only have one and it doesnt go off, then you’re screwed. This is why characters that come with free heals are really good in medium and long races. Mile and sprint you can just have enough stamina (usually via sparks + power cards) and be done. When you’re relying on skills to get you across the finish line, extra gives you consistency against wit checks and debuffs which CAN chew away at your health. Not to mention random moods and being rushed destroys your stamina.One way to cope with one gold heal is to grab white heals to supplement. A gold heal is 5.5 with a white being 1.5. But even that small heal can help, and a few is even better but they’re not always available
>>724626875>>724626929>Expect her to be a gentle foreign onee-sama>She's actually Bazinga numbers autist
>>724627218we can go lower
>>724627468did you NOT read her card stories
>>724627498I didn't even have any of her cards until recently
>>724627218Just hang out with Tosen Jordan for a day
>>724627468She is a kraut, anon...
>>724627468Germans legit act that autistic
>>724618515>had to use quotas to barely get over der/v/ >>724621852
>>724614791Do you have MLB Kitasan? If not, enjoy hell.
>>724627498I do like how cards are like previews of what the horse is like to tease you if you want to pull for themTHAT'S ASSUMING I CAN ACTUALLY PULL THE CARDS
What are the chances for Cinderella Gray OCs?
>>724627468>Give her a pleasing parfait>Tell her now she owes me a race win>She tells me they're not equivalent in price
>>724627552Do I get to touch her gigantic ponytails?
>>724627891even if they did they'd get a redesign approved by the owner>see Montjeu when she was upgraded from npc status
>>724626290You’re lucky I want to fuck you Tachyon I swear to god
>>724627891I want Dicta Striker and Rudy Lemono in. Belno is cool too
>>724626206In around three months, I believeThat's when the megabanner comes out after all
>>724607192>do 10 rolls>the only SSRs are both copies of Special WeekHard to really justify rolling in this game.
should i run 2 stam instead? 3LB zenno+0LB creek but I dont think i will get enough power then
>>724628020>Belno is cool tooBelno Light or Belno Dark?
>>724628097you don't need that much power, get more wit your weeb is retarded
>>724627891top left confirmed built for bbc
Since Vodka is always talking about her dad did she get any good interactions with her real life dad once he got added?
>>724628479That's Winning Ticket's dad.
>>724628302power training is the only way im getting stamina since my stamina cards are so shiti guess i could try something like this but i think i will just lack both stam and power
>>724628139kinder belno
>>724628496she's a fan girlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0LuV8HNd8k
>>724628039I have gotten 4 copies of McQueen. I barely have any other SSRs.
>>724619528For some reason every time I see Smaru I just start hearing the Boys of Summer.https://youtu.be/8lqnDqWCENo?si=5W11iNe_8UuncOMf
>>724627785I trust the calculator
(sad news)Eishin is Retired and had his balls snippedhttps://x.com/Versailles_Farm/status/1984183996356694114
>>724628039>He got two SSR in a 10 pull>He's complaining
>>724607192Quick, before the thread diesHow the fuck does DQ8 work in umaverse since the game's premise relies on the Princess being turned into a horse
>>724628659I tried doing something similar but LB0 Creek vs MLB Creek is too much of a difference. You can sling 3/1/1/1 with GW but you'd want speed cards that have power bonus.
>>724628882Why did they snib? And who is this?
I have a 5 star Teio, I’ve pulled four Oguri Caps, and then two each of Rice, Suzuka, Taiki and Rudolf. I just want a Mackween man.
>>724628882Was Eishin too rowdy or something, why did they snib him
>>724628848what's the point of 100 pulls on neicha? it only gets good at 3-4LB and it's not like you're using LB items on it since you're saving only 200 for kitasanunless you're currently at like 2LB on kitasanif you miss out on MLB kitasan next rerun the one after it is a never ever, so you really want to MLB it while you have the chance. i think we will get more LB items soonish after the 2 we get but you will be a kitalet until thenmy own plan is to save at least 300 pulls and the LB items for it
>>724628848>chance to MLB 6.49%You are already dead.
>>724629176That’s his jockey. Famous for getting in trouble with the JRA for getting off Eishin Flash and bowing to the emperor after winning the Tenno Sho.
>>724629282based McQueenCHAD, you'll get her, trust.
>>724629176they get snipped so they can't get milked after retirement.that's his jockey and they did the meme pose
>>724629349Unless you are Biwa, you don’t get to keep your balls in retirement
Sex with Matikanefukukitaru
>>724629364i like neicha, and i like gambling. no further reasoning required.for kita, im at 0lb. i plan on luckshitting and getting 2 copies, and sparking for 3LB. MLB would be nice though. plus the Uncap items will come at some point.
>>724629430Is it against the rules to dismount for any reason?
>>724629430>>724629507Why is that a bad thing?
>>724629606I've heard that horse semen is the most valuable liquid in the universe. I guess they want to prevent super horses being created without the proper paperwork.
>>724629507>I... I fucking kneel...
Biwa mentioned. How's she in the game?
>>724629578>>724629606They have a rule that you’re not supposed to dismount for any reason after a race. I read it has something to do with horse safety but it didn’t really make sense.
>>724629430Why is that a problem?
>>724629840kinda shit because she has a fucking wit growth and only her mech alt years from now is allegedly good
>>724629840Big tits, pretty. Bad growths, awkward career (forced mile with bad aptitude) and unique that's hard to trigger reliably. Her only good thing is two gold recoveries from potentials but buying those costs too damn much SP. So yeah she's just not good.
>>724629840Woah...!
>>724630040>>724630119Damn...
Is this fine? Making parents for Maruzen is bullshit if you don't have Seiun and Bourbon. Almost never lucky on groundwork and green sparks
>>724630327That’s never going to trigger groundwork. Glue her and try again.
>>724630213True first rate trainer runs his waifu regardless
>>724630212early pretty derby had a lot of cheeky fanservice like that, there's also stuff like all the girls being much more stacked and some racing shots that focus entirely on their asses
>>724630356It did trigger groundwork in practice sometimes
>>724630327No. Dodging danger is bad and very unreliable for GW activation. You are relying on 3x wit checks (GW, Conc, DD) AND have to be blocked in order to use GW
Yeah ok
>>724630727explode
>>724630727luckGOD, i kneel.
>>724630727detonate
>>724630727combust
>>724630727Kill yourself
>>724630727EXPLODIERE!
>>724611937Im gonna use this post to shill my club, HotUmaGlue. We are the most chill of all the clubs you have seen posted on this site, we only ask for you to trade shoes and to log in at least once a day. We are considering to do some clean up regarding some of our older, less active (if not dead) members to free up more space but we currently have about 7-8 spots open for anons missing a club or in need of a change of pace.
Thread theme https://youtu.be/xyxOXjZHl9U>>724631216>log in at least once a dayWhat an ask! Even the totalitarian state of /v/ma lets you go missing for up to 3 days without consequences!
>>724631374Well, once a day is being optimistic, we make do with once a week maybe, really, we just need people who dont disappear for the whole month because of X or Y.
>insecure taikishitter showed up to cry againlove to see it
I love that a side effect of playing this game is you see a lot of cute horse pics and videos.
>>724631689YouTube keeps recommending real horse videos to me.
>>724617542>Rice Shower has great Intelligence, which helps her avoid accidentsnow that's just disrespectful
>>724631374I mean, you guys started asking for quotas and kicking active members that didn't get enough fans just because you got insecure about der/v/. (you) guys ruined the comfy club vibes for everyone else
>>724621852Play harder, neighga.
>>724631921Didn't happen.
Your club competitions is the gayest shit I see here.
>>724632367it's genuinely the fault of a single guy
>>724632367It's just some faggot mad at /v/ma for no reason.
>ASTERchuds having a melty over /v/ma again
>>724632367it's just one /v/mafaggot mad at everyone for no reason
>>724632367No one actually cares besides /v/ma. They really had to tone down their usual boasting because der/v/ was on top of them for most of the month despite having no quota
Oh, it's /v/ma ruining the last part of the thread again
>>724632405>>724632432This. Some fag likes to come in here and start shit using /v/ma as some windmill to tilt at so everyone starts fighting. It's transparent as fuck.
>>724632645Nah you guys are just annoying as fuck lmao
>>724632692Found the fag.
>>724632645Sounds to me like /v/ma members are too retarded and love taking the baits for some reason
i didnt care about club wars, and i keep not caring. i keep about 8mil away from my danchou, and im content with that.
>>724632289Literally all archived both in 4chan and Chrono, I mean I don't know why you'd try to hide this, you guys just got sweaty and started kicking active members because they didn't fit your quota. It's all there, you admited it, bunch of lying cunts
Could you retards stop seething about /v/ma you ruin every thread with this shit and you're not slick about it at all
Why is it that no others club care when they get shittalked here but everything goes to shit when it's /v/ma?
>>724632808I'm sure you'll post the evidence that absolutely exists.
i thought its supposed to be comfy on page 10 :(
>>724632984It usually is until /v/ma open their mouth
>>724632889I'm harvesting rn
