This game blackpilled me on women.
How can people see the moment of pic related and STILL abandon Invisigal for a manipulative, cheating, fake-blonde whore?>inb4 "she didn't kiss you! you just got her signals wrong!"Stop being cucks. I happen to be an anon that actually has a girlfriend. If one of us got shitfaced with a stranger, fled from the bar with them to enjoy some alone time and then started caressing their face - all without EVER MENTIONING the fact we are dating someone else - it would EASILY be considered cheating.
>percentiles100% across the board>random stat boosts and misison XPall fed to invisigirl>vanderstanksolo saved (great xp from that one)>filipina tomboy girlfailure daughterwifelevel 12all skills: UNLOCKED (including 2x EXP)smile: PROTECTEDmovie fingering: IN PROGRESSim more than just a dispatcher, im a dispatchGOD
I’ve noticed that Dispatch threads centered around Blonde Blazer are a lot more bitter and shitposty than ones centered around Invisigal.Just saying.
>>724611840You're going to be screwed for the chapter where Invisibitch is busy and you have to rely on her underleveled coworkers.
>Ehm, okay, so I was thinking over the weekend ;P>like, sometimes you gotta shake shit up :D>so why don't you fire someone on your second day in the job when you don't know them, by the way, I let them know already so they'll be sabotaging each other all day to escape the cut XDI was gonna romance bb but damn if she doesn't evoke liz truss incompetent white woman middle manager 10000% in these eps. Also, fuck poverty dinners and red wine in red solo cups, sour patch kids rules
>>724611863they're trying to salvage her reputation and managed to beat the cuck narrative, only to get slapped by the cheating whore narrative
>>724611660I got to learn the term Monkey Baring in reference to dating because of this game.I don't like Blazen Blonde for other reasons then that but you know it's a 6'7 my dudes.
>>724611802>>724611840Is she going to continue ragebaiting Robert until he snaps and pins her down to fuck her or is she going to act all cute now?
>>724611863Don't have the compelling relatable part of your character development happen in a Deleuxe-Special edition.Presented in game Blazer is at best a dummy corporate manager who jumped from the hottest hot boy ever to the hottest sad boy ever.
>>724611660so that's what happens huh, i choose to left the moment pass, didn't seem the right moment for a kiss to me.
>>724612082She’s the type who wants to cuddle but doesn’t want you to know she wants to cuddle
in case you were wondering
>>724611802>I happen to be an anon that actually has a girlfriend
This game whitepilled me on women.
>>724612082She ragebaits Robert for the purpose of getting him to snap and dom her, in order for her to transition into being fully cutesy
>>724612198I was thinking that too, but Robert was so drunk so I figured he would take the chance after a shitty month.
Being able to see what % of players picked a choice seems coolDoes it connect to the internet every time to check that?I assume that feature wont work in a pirated version of the game, so is there a site that compiles those metrics?
>>724612353>I assume that feature wont work in a pirated version of the gameIt actually does.
>>724612082She's going to be confrontational, but less "punch in the face" and more "you gonna put me in my place?" until he snaps, so I'm looking forward to the continued sexual harassment of Robert
>>724611840she's piercedslop
>>724611802It's cheating and women will emotional cheat or end the relationships in their heads months or years before they do it officially but both of the women in this game are garbage. Robert should smash and pass real quick like.
>>724612323>Have a shitty month>Have too much to drink>Get offered a hint of care from an attractive person>Burn that bridge too by desperately trying to feel anything decent in one big gambitThe most realistic writing in media ever.
>>724612296WHY DO THE KEEP MAKING HER BITE HER LIP GODDAMMIT
>>724612393Supposedly you can make her take it off.
These bitches are easy, in real life women give you mixed signals then ultimately friend zone you, do not fall for the Psyop. Remember the equation! Money Squared!!!!
Invisigal on my faceblonde blazer on my dick
>>724612428
>>724612423she's takenitoffslop
>>724612353>Does it connect to the internet every time to check that?No, there's files that come with the game that get updated manually. Pirated versions still get that, but unless they update the game it'll just be stuck at the same thing (same can be said for the non-pirated too).
does anybody have any of the leaks?
>>724612304>Yeah If i go rough on her she will magically become a Disney PrincessNo she will rage on you and at best the sex Will be a bed wrestling between two screaming niggers. Not even the dead fish azn you call waifus are like that, stop masturbating as a reply
Wonder if invisigal gets a shitton of r34, I've seen a weird pattern where a hot character that isn't shown anything too sexual gets a fuck ton of r34 but a character that does get sexual(they got some spicy scenes in canon) they don't get as much r34 and I have no idea why that is, for example: elinalise dragonroad
I wish women were real bros. It's not fair that they only exist in my dreams.
>>724611660I will never forgive this bitch for making me choose between abandoning batbro or denying punch up his chocolate
Tick Tock, Foidlings.Tick.F*dging.Tock.
>>724612034What did he put to his ass? Smelling salts??
>>724612569they don't even have models so its probably going to be pretty dry. at least for those of us who jerk only to animation.
>>724612569>elinalise dragonroadGesundheit
>>724612569There seems to be a greater incentive to corrupt the pure when it comes to porn
>>724612462No one got the reference....
>>724612527>reply
>>724612639Surströmming I think.
>>724612353I'm more annoyed that this is apparently your first exposure to this mechanic.You didn't enjoy Catherine with a buddy giggling at the anime titties answering the relationship questions then play Full Body with the same friend decades later after actually having had relationships?
>>724612034Did he died?
>>724611802>waifufaggotry
>>724612695Ewww. I understand the reaction then.
>>724612417Just hang in there wagmi bro.
>>724611660Do you think she would?
>>724612569That is a weird fucking pattern, you'd think it'd be the opposite effect
>>724611660The use of AI is so obvious
>>724612749Not after episode 3
>>724611660Women are living creatures with their own set of problems. That being said, always remember:>Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate wach other.Blonde Bimbo is in a loveless relationship and the first other guy she feels affection for tries to kiss her. She's actually good example how to handle that. That's wife material right there. You don't find many girls out there who stick to ethics.Invisigal is a crazy weirdo that has to wrestle her own demons all the time. You'll never change her and while the Sex is obviously going to be awesome, you will feel very miserable with her being around. It will get worse once age or getting kids destroys her beauty. You'll see see her degrade mentally and become an insane harpy, draining your lifeblood.T. Oldfag who has seen it all.
>>724612617At the end of this book, this dude actually wanted to find love and settle down after seeing one of his droogs experiencing it.
>>724612749100% hell she probably initiates it
>>724612804>She's actually good example how to handle thatEmotionally cheat on her partner? Are you retarded?
>>724612749How do you think she bummed the cig off the kid?She'll probably stop after the end of EP3 though.
>>724612804i don't like the fact that she's rebounding so fast onto robert
>>724612804Are BBfags the new Janefags?
>>724611660This is just what being a Chad is like
>>724612569If something is too sexy/sexual/handsome, it’s intimidating and daunting. Yes, you acknowledge that person is hot, but you would not take the chance to embarrass yourself or get rejected.If something is more cute/innocent, the more you can see yourself with them realistically. Their appearance is more approachable, so many more people are going to gravitate towards that appeal.You can see it happen in real life as well. Man or woman doesn’t matter. If a drop dead gorgeous person was near you, would you strike up a conversation or no? Would you ask them out? Now ask yourself the same question if the person had a more demure charm.
Is Invisigal autistic?
>>724612034Until he yiiks out I can't even tell this is AI. Just end it
>>724612804I honestly don't blame her for how she played it, i mean, the whole phenomeman thing was an awkward PR fest, especially since they couldn't even fuck.my bigger issue with her is that she seems like an utterly incompetent manager.
>>724612895She could have just fucked robert. She didn't. She ended her current arrangement and started dating her new flame.>>724612994As terrible as this sounds, that's how most non abusive relationships end. One part finds new love and switches partner. Terrible for the person that is the part that gets dumped, liberating for the other. When you heae "relationships need work" people never tell you what it means. I gift my wife flowers regularly, we go out on dates and I fuck her as much as I can. If you let routine take over or forget to fuck for too long, then your relationahip is just a label waiting to be ripped off.
>>724612804While I do agree BB is actually a good example of a good and loving woman with strong morals, this is a game so you will obviously be able to fix invisigal. But yes in real life invisigal is just a mess of red flags.
>>724611802>manipulative, cheating, fake-blonde whoreThe whore in question didnt strap a bomb to his career and send him on several stories tall fall.Guess who has the full abilitty to do so?
>>724613174yea
>>724613237>of a good and loving woman with strong moralsif she had strong morals she wouldn't have cut someone from the fucking rehab program to fucking shake things up. She's just corporate cunt
>>724612794Nigga it's a telltale game. There's no way to AI any of it because its existence as a product hinges on both the visuals and writing, the only two things it has to offer, not being pure shit.
It's honestly amazing invisgal doesn't have a fuckton of tattoos. You would think her type would be plastered in shitty tatoos.
>>724613260The girl who's so clearly torn up about it she turned herself into the police and is trying the hardest she can to be a hero despite thinking she was born to be a villain? The one who is so proud of her even slightest success that she's taking a picture of the scoreboard because it's recognition that she actually is atoning for her crimes?
This is Robert's future.
>>724613424>not pregnantnot canon. shotgun wedding or nothing
>>724613419pay for the fucking suit, invisibitch
>>724613237>with strong moralsBitch lead Robert on and prompted him to kiss her when she was still with P-man
>>724613375Her initial design ended up being the final result. The concept art shows they had a bunch of other ideas where she was tatted up, but decided the original idea was the best one
Why do Visifags want to make their waifu more like Blazer?
>>724613424I demand to see robert robertson the fourth
>>724611802>How do you abandon a "woman" that expects you to do all the workIt's a mystery
>>724613472But she has no money, Robert. What can she possibly do to repay you for the suit?
>>724613375honestly the biggest signal she's not all in on that lifestyle
>>724613513>more like Blazer?a middle management bitch?
>>724612827And then all the Foidlings went back to Venus, like in Martian History X.
>>724612296Uh huh. What if I told you that she farts in her sleep?
>>724613546her pay's getting docked, that's why she doesn't buy her own cigs or theater snacks
>>724613568I think it's more accurate to say she squirts in her sleep given how ep4 began
>>724613557She's a slut>yeah but for me she'll become pureShe's a villain>yeah but for me she'll become a heroShe's pierced>yeah but for me she'll take it off
>the big act 2 cliffhanger is that you're being cucked by Blonde Blazer's literal gigachad boyfriend>4 out of the 6 writers are womenWhat did they mean by this?
>>724613472I'm actually curious how Robert is gonna handle that nuke. He's obviously going to be furious, but at the same time, he's a strong believer in redemption and also has seen that she's trying to do the right thing now.>>724613546>Help me, Mechaman. I got stuck in the washing machine
>>724613260I could see them go for it, but I couldn't think of a moment long enough for her to get on the mech and stick the bomb to it since it was always either flying around, getting grilled, or shot at.She's just a normal human who can be invisible, which in this case is a detriment since the people shooting at the mech wouldn't know not to shoot her.It'll be one hell of a reach.
>>724613603> is that you're being cucked by Blonde Blazer'sBlonde Blazer was with him before she even met Robert, you're the one doing the cucking
>>724613603she's the self-insert for the writers
>>724613603Forced drama. They wanted people to keep discussing things between episodes.Turns out the drama goes nowhere. The relationship was a sham. They never even had sex. They are broken up before the start of the next episode.
What are these expressions mean to convey?
I just looked this game up and it's not even finishedWhy the fuck is /v/ shilling it so hard?
>>724613495I actually liked 3 the best, and 6 had potential, but the original is also really good.
>crickets
>>724613830>they removed the chokerWHY
>>724613830I like 5, cloaks and hoods just do it for me
>>724613857
>>724612034That webm is fuckin hilarious
>>724613857Adhoc writers did their part, telltale is the one dragging their feet.
>>724613857Reminder that Fables is public domain now. (You) can make and sell a Wolf Among Us 2 (you)rself.
>>724613830If I could change her design, it would be to make her the red color scheme but the same outfit.
>>724613857The team that left to make adhoc crippled wolf among us on the way out. It’s hilarious and sad. >>724613830Three would have been good but hair out is better. The other ones are all trash
>>724613630Running up the chain once he dropped the shield, Toxic even yells something like "Perfect, babe, now get out of there" once you do.
>>724613830Gotta love it when the initial design hits it out of the park.
>You can actually 100% the shift where they sabotage each otherI'm tempted to go back and redo it, but it's not like it actually matters for the story
>>724613893Pet collars are wedding rings for formerly bad girls.
>>724613965>The team that left to make adhoc crippled wolf among us on the way out. It’s hilarious and sad.Wrong, they were contracted to write it by the current Telltale team, provided a script, and then started working on Dispatch when it became clear WAU2 wasn't going anywhere fast enough to pay their bills.
>>724613893there would have been at least 4 snap my choker jokes knowing these writers
>>724614068Invisibitch is a SLUT
>>724612527you just have to do a little modification therapy to asian girls to awaken their inner slutpeople used to meme about how white guys fetishize asian girls but they turn it around, if you're a decent-good looking white guy they'll be on you like white on rice and after that, in terms of like sexual terms theyre like lumps of unworked clay
>>724614119What's your point? Invis being a horny degenerate who tries to win games of awkward chicken only to finally meet her match in Robert is half her appeal
>>724614082So current telltale is what? A bunch of pajeet coders? Who the fuck works there now that’s worth anything
>>724614223not that guy but didn't they literally file for bankrupcy
>>724614223My understanding is the writers and directors largely left for AdHoc while Telltale is the managers who seem to have been killing their ability to produce kino but got to keep the IPs
>>724611802>How can people see the moment of pic related and STILL abandon Invisigal for a manipulative, cheating, fake-blonde whore?The ending pretty clearly says 70% of people went with invisigal, so you're preaching to the choir.
>>724611660It should have blackpilled you on the ability of the devs to write without making a dick joke or saying "fuck".
I just noticed that if you go to the dinner with Blonde Blazer, then ask her why she cares what you think regarding her appearance, she has two responses. She either says she likes you and she thinks you like her and that why she cares, or she says that she doesn't know and that it's probably healthier if she doesn't care. Is this decided based on whether you flirt with her or not? Does this game actually remember the shit you do?
>>724614364>Does this game actually remember the shit you do?It's a game by former Telltale devs, anon. Obviously they account for that shit.
>>724613603The blonde blazer cuck thing is the worst kind of cliffhanger because, as mentioned, in the literal next scene they're broken up. If you actually play the game back to back instead of waiting a week it doesn't work at all.
>>724611863Invisitroons are in the perma-seething mode about BB for some reason. Must be an inferiority complez like even they know that BB is just better but they have to convince everyone else (and themselves) that it's not true
>>724614564>Invisitroonssounds like you're the one seething mate
>>724613568We'll match then
>>724614564>I can't get with Stacy, she's too good for me so it will never work>but this street rat is totally within my strike zone>I don't want to believe I chose the inferior option though so find some reason to shit on Stacy even if it doesn't make senseThey don't even know that they're doing it. It's all subconscious.
I like the game but something about the writing just isn't sitting right. The way they keep referencing real brands and advertisements, and some of the humor, I dunno. I've never watched any critical roll, is that like their signature thing?
>>724614564>>724614673Look at you. You had to reply to yourself because no one agrees.
>>724613830The original is pretty much perfect, although the skirt one wouldve been good too
i imagine BBnigger percentiles are all <50% since they embody the managerial incompetence and vibes-based leadership of their chosen waifumeanshile invisiCHADS are like >>724611840
>>724613830Should've kept the choker tbqh, still the best design though
>>724611802going by irl standards invisigal is the type of woman who will fuck your life up and feel absolutely no remorse
>>724614697The writing team is mostly comprised of original Telltale writers/directors, Critical Role had next to no input in the creative decisions. Maybe they wanted to spice things up a bit, who knows.
I fired him because I figured he'd land on his feet and be successful as a businessman somewhere and probably happier than being a hero. Is that so wrong?
>>724614151more like rice on white amirite fellas
How wet was Invisigal throughout episode 4?
Is there anywhere I can see the game in other languages? I'm curious about how they dubbed and TL'd certain things.
>>724615052Anon, he’s a cocaine and crypto addict. The Phoenix program probably saved his life.
>>724615052Coupe was actually really good for me, always successes, quiet, professional, didn't even sabotage anybody on that first Monday shiftBut her statline is kinda redundant in the team and I already gave Flambae the flight license so...
>>724615106just change the language setting in the game you definitely bought
>>724615106
>>724615145I actually did buy the game but I don't wanna replay it and fuck up my save data.
>>724615089For some reason she was horny for Robert
>>724611660Blackpill how?
>>724615173There's more than one save slot.
>Episode 2: Hardy Harr, this line so le funny and sarcastic>Episode 4: Oh, she was being serious
>>724614697>The way they keep referencing real brands and advertisementsyes sponsors to fund the game
>>724613474Doesn't she actually say that she gave Rob signals that she shouldn't have? I.e. taking full responsibility for the kiss.
>>724615259who the fuck gets sponsored by sour patch kids or mumford and sons
>>724615139>didn't even sabotage anybody on that first Monday shiftAnon, she started the whole thing. How do you think Sonar got hancuffed?
>>724615052Yes. But you have to live with that decision now anon.
>>724615282idk, might be holdovers from when it was going to be a tv show
I would like to play this, but only when it's finished. When that would be?
>>724615282>you look like mumford fucked ALL his sonsthat was such a killer line, I'd have jizzed my pants right there in the writers room if i came up with that
>>724612462i thought i was gonna hate sonar because he was voiced by a youtuber, it's shameful that he's my favorite character.
>>724615326Two more weeks
>>724615326In two weeks. November 14, seems like.
>>724615271>she gave Rob signals that she shouldn't haveThat's kind of my point bitch was cheating on P-man
>>724615052no he'd start a shitty youtube channel and give the most basic takes
>>724611660don't know what that is but if you let a video game affect your opinion on women you probably already thought that in the first place and don't hold any opinions based on real life experience
Assuming Shitterboy wasn't in there, what was her big idea here?
>>724615471She was going to fuck him right in the bathroom
I got a theory I'm calling. Invisigirl and Blonde Blazer are roommates. Possibly sisters/cousinsClues >Invisgirl said she has a roommate >Invisigirl has stoled BB's earrings. BB comes into work as her supe persona so where would she get the earrings? >BB is very affectionate to IG, calling her visi, stating she's rubbing off on her and admitting that she wouldn't let her get cut >IG has actual issues with how her power defines her as evil and BB's defines her as good >IG is visibly saddened that Robert leaves her in ep 4. It's possible that she knows that BB is planning something for RobertIt's also entirely possible that BB is Shrouds daughter and Visi was Shrouds henchman and they were friends at some point. BB has a interesting morality since she's a corp superhero. She might actually leave her sense of justice at work and just let things be at home.
>>724615471Leg lock
>>724615414And suck at rythm games
>>724615404Don't make perfect the enemy of good.She slipped up, took responsibility, apologized, and kept things professional until the breakup with Phenomaman was official.The very fact that she was ashamed of her slip up is proof that she values loyalty.The fact that even while drunk and 1 day away from a breakup she still knew she needed to wait until it was official is more proof that she values loyalty.She handled it very well. If you wee being honest, you'd acknowledge that.
>>724615503I can see them being linked somehow but you get to see Invisi's poverty walkup in the start of the ep while she's wet dreaming about robertodick. Doesn't seem like BB would be living there
>>724615471>eat me out bitch
>>724615487>>724615530You mean rape
>>724615576Are you kidding me, that place is gorgeous
>>724615089Damp enough to give Waterboy a run for his money in a wet underwear contest
>Hey Robert, wouldn’t it be funny if I just sucked your dick right now? As a joke a I mean. I mean, wouldn’t that be really funny?What did she mean by this?
>>724615471At the absolute minimum oral
>>724611863Invisigal threads really feel tremendously forced. No one is crying for her to be BLACKED or BWCposting it's all just feminine/tranny energy. In Blazer focused threads people act themselves because liking Blondie isn't forced, she's just an option. The best one available as it turns out.
>>724615503I doubt the writers are clever enough to foreshadow something like that.
You think we'll need to fire anyone again? Maybe replace them with Blazer this time?
>>724615734What you’re describing is the opposite of forced
>>724615471Suck off his wounds while maintaining eye contact.
>>724615762I doubt it, because If you had the choice of who you could fire that's four variations (1, 1), (1, 2), (2, 1), (2, 2) and it's a LOT of work to do all that VA for four versions.
>>724615762Nah, team stays after these two conditionals. Getting to the critical mass where the radio convos would require too many fucking audio assets for the variations. Plus no other hero cards in those leaks
>>724615301By being an idiot, which is particularly funny since he has the highest int and 2nd best charisma after the literal popstar, and he got tricked by the 2? int 1 cha assassin
>>724615828Would it really require too many audio assets?It would be like an extra 10 minutes at most.
After a lot of deliberation, I've decided to get Golem the power where he expands thanks to the empty slots. I hope I won't regret it, because I've not seen a lot of empty slots on day 3.
>>724615885you probably wonti mean i got the 1/shift respect one and never used it, probably will forget to use it forever
>>724615089>That subtle eye twitch when Waterboy's wet shits completely ruin the seductive banter she had with Robert In ep 2, she probably thought Rob was attractive since she totally is into the Fight Club build of lean muscles, dour personality and injuries. End of Ep 2 she even does a gesture of good will by bringing the donut for no reason other than she wanted to celebrate with you. Ep 3, she's convinced she's on her way out and it's over for her, only for Robert to get her out of funk with a therapy session, help land her her first win and never give up on her. That's when her attraction blossoms into full blown romantic desire. She doesn't just want to get fucked by Robert, she wants to be with Robert. She defends herself by directing it towards a sexual outlet, internally hoping that a fuck session will get it out of her system but as shown by the end of Ep 4 she genuinely vibes with Robert. As cliche and laughable as it is, she's confused on what to do with an actual good guy who just her type and would treat her right. She's probably only used to scumbags and one night stands, so she's probably going to try and self sabotage at some point by forcing the issue or being extra abrasive
>>724615668you just don't appreciate a good joke anon.
>>724615806>>724615828So no option for keeping Phenomaman and Waterbpy atvthe same time. Bit fo a shame.
>>724615503Invis almost certainly stole them from BB's office since you see her putting them on when she's putting on the dress, iirc. While BB is clearly going to have some drama that we're still guessing at while Invis's is clearly the bomb on the suit, I don't think they're going to pull the two of them being that close.
>>724615994They're gonna do the classic thing where you early decisions all come back in the final episode >Person you cut ends up working for Shroud, if you treated the person you kept well they'll come and bail you out >New member you brought in comes in clutch for you while the person you didn't believe in fucks up It'll be roughly the same but no doubt some internal tracker will be used for the "golden" ending
>>724611840>filipinaDROPPED
>>724615565god you are such a simp
>Invisigal pops into your office when you're not expect it>Flips you off, >Lifts her shirt, but turns invisible before the goods are shown>Becomes visible, shirt down, calls you a fucking pervert>Lifts again, goes invisible again>Visible again, sticks her tongue out and laughs at you>Lifts her shirt again>Goes invisible too late>You see her eyes go wide before she blips out>It's a long invisibility>She pops back in, beat red, shift down>Dead silence>Scrunches her face, goes invisible as she runs>You see chairs thrown aside and the door fling itself open>A few moments pass>She blips visible for a second, peeking her head in the doorway>You can't tell if she looks mad or scared>Then she's gone until lunchI feel like getting my animation legs going this weekend. Legitimately, anything I should modify, add or subtract for the concept?
Date real women
>>724614991>going by irl standards invisigirl is the type of woman you fix by being kind to herso the perfect woman then :)
>>724616251She's not the blushing maiden type.She's the shameless slut type.
>>724616131Oh I expect ot to happen, just a shame because I want to help them both.
>>724616384she is, if you enjoy her shittalking you all the time and having all your shi hocked off for drug money
it's kino
>>724611840INVISIGAWDS RUN THIS SHIT
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>724617079cute virgin
>>724612034Fucking Kek I got tears in my eyes
>>724616251I agree with the other anon, she's not going to blush over anything sexual like that. If you want to have a good reason for her to actually blush and run away, have her go to actually flash you only for Robert to protect her from doing it to someone that would actually be a problem, and make it clear she's freaked out because someone actually cared about her enough to stop her from embarrassing herself with a little dialogue
>>724612034Why does he sniff the other dude's ass
>>724617315>smell the other dude's ass>he became wilderwhat
>>724615970>scumbags and one night standsdoubt it, she said it, she's alone, have not friend, she just steal thing and watch famous peoples fuck
>>724616429>>724617302You make a fair point. I'll tone down the blush.However, given how she looked when she was seen checking out her score, she definitely can be flustered by unexpected situations.
These Dispatch threads have been the biggest pulling of the veil since gookmoot took over. Every single jeet on this board can't help but chimp out over their puja goddess tomboy. This site is officially fucked, and nothing but brownskinned jeets run around larping as white supremacists. Holy fucking kek.
>>724616251 >nah, I don't agree with the other 2, she's all bark and not bite, she's a real maiden who act like a slut
>>724612639It was nerve gas
>>724611863Well, we haven't seen BB naked yet, therefore Invisigalfags have this weird sense of superiority over BBfags.By the end of the day, it's all about the tits.
>>724617625She doesn't like being seen as vulnerable, and freaks out at actual genuine affection, while she wears sexuality as a shield to protect her inner squishy feelings. I think the blush would be cute as all fuck, you just need a better set up then her weaponizing her sexuality but instead even just a little act of caring from Robert can set it off instead.
>>724613908It's like a cartoon but real, and he starts convulsing and fucking smells that dude ass by accident
>>724616251Other anons have her pegged wrong. The minute the guy she likes sees her tits, her immediate reaction is to either punch him in the face or run away and hide then masturbate really hard to getting exposed.
>>724617657>This nigger doesn't saw all the brown tomboy gf post on different boards those last 10 yearskys faggot, ur the brown one
BBniggers seem EXTREMELY mentally ill and unhinged. Always screeching in this hectic, hyperbolic, vaginally-emotive tone. As if picking a waifu in a capeshit videogame had dire consequences in the culture war their feverish, terminally-online permaloser incel brains frame everything as
>>724617657White men colonize. Brown "men" invade.
>>724617841Very hinged and mentally well post, sir.
Marry MandyFuck Blonde Blazer
>>724617657no saar, we indians like to sex the blonde woman sexwhites girls love indians men saar
Not being able to romance Coupe is a crime.
>>724618176She's already taken by manlytears.
>>724617030He's literally me!
>>724618176Can't do my boy Punch Up like that
So did you guys pick waterbitch or depressoman?
>Invisibitch
>>724618494Tequila Sunset, of course, I have no idea why would anyone pick Waterboy. First of all, he's disgusting. Secondly, Phenomeman is hilarious.
>>724618494I gave Waterboy a chance to see where the writer will go with him
>>724611802This is one hell of dilemma though. Both sides are equally horrible. Irl Invisigal would be the kind who would abuse you and would be extremely unhinged despite few cutesy moments. She'd casually lash out on you and make you regret every single moment spent with her. BB on the other hand is your boss so by default dating her is no go, and by real life standards, she is an opportunistic bitch who'd casually monkey branch every single time she'd see new opportunity to get more dick or simply because she got bored. And if there would be an opportunity, BB would gladly cancel you on social media by making up things or exaggerating everything, and her simps would join her to bash you, which is how you'd end up getting double fucked.
>>724618494Pheno since this is the Invisi run, and also I think Waterboy probably doesn't need to get buck broken by all the villains even if it's a story so he'll get to chad up at some point while Harry DuBois can probably use some time spent hanging around people who aren't worshiping him but instead treat him like the autist he is and help him get over it.
>Invisibitch fails the very first dispatch
>blonde blazer is actually a brunette with blue eyes>shroud has brown hair and blue eyes Hmm
So in this game the blonde blue eyed woman is a cheating whore, while the mystery meat nose-ringed lesbian is nice and cute?Hmm, I wonder what the (((message))) is supposee to be.
>>724618494I went with Travis Willingham, because I feel legit sorry for him.I am still going to fuck his gf, though. Finders keepers, losers weepers.
>>724617710>>724617801That's what I had read her as, too. Tough exterior, still just a softie inside her shell.Compare her to any of the other members of the team, she's the one with the most emotion and vulnerability.Maybe I'll have Rob say "You know the office has cameras everywhere, right? You're all ex-villains."Then she can have her major blushing meltdown.
>>724618886BB is not actually a cheating whore. She only starts dating (You) after she breaks up with Depressoman. Their relationship has been in shambles for a while now anyway.
>>724618886Both girls are nice and cute, one of them is a corpo Disney princess and the other is a punk rebel with a heart of gold and BPD. Both choices are good, but only one of them punches you in the face for being verbally disciplined by her superior.
>>724619050Why does she lean in for a kiss?
>>724617841obvious false flaggers, buddy. it's like it's your first waifu war. you really need to get some more experience before making dumb irrelevant internet accusations because this is just embarrassing clyde
>>724618176chicken coop. dumb henhouse
>>724619061BB is a bit too nice and perfect and this triggers my spider sense.Because when was the last time we had a romance option that was just a nice girl? It's current year, there has to be some gotcha.Or maybe I am still salty about Bloodlines 2.
>>724617801>yeah the street rat super loner thief former villain who was likely just released from prison for the phoenix program, has a WAY better looking crib, than the prodigal son of a famous hero who was given a high level job at a big reputable companythis is some 2010s sitcom apartment type of shit
>>724619158God, I really should watch harem anime again. Waifu wars are really, really funny, especially when a girl gets confirmed out of the running. Yukimura best girl btw.
>>724618886you can't really cheat on people if you're not even having sex so your technically retarded and disregarded.
>>724611660>Western NTR VNkino
>>724619221Why can't he at least buy a damn bed?
HIGHTESTREQUIREDTHIS BITCH IS A TRUCKZOO WEE MAMAGYAATTTTT DAAAAYYYUUUUUM
>>724619027Easy twist on that is to have Robert say something about shutting down the cameras in this room because he saw this coming. She was sexually harassing him in front of Royd without giving a fuck, and only stopped in the bathroom because Waterboy was ruining the mood, not because he was there, she has no shame about being crass and her sexuality. However, someone protecting her from the consequences of her actions, even with a nice subtle jab from implying that he expected her to fuck up the game at some point, is a straight punch into her daddy issues.
>>724619319it's morally unjustified. He believes in fighting crime at all costs and so any dollars went towards the mechwarrior.
>>724619319he used his cum-stained bed to break toxic's fall.
>>724618824First dispatch is tailor made for Flambe. What did they mean by that?
>>724619319He had a mattress, he used it to make sure he didn't kill Toxic when he kidnapped him which you see if you drop the dude, which sets the tone that you can't make Mecha-man anything other then heroic if a dick.
>>724614348>dickctrl f, 2/6>fuck1/38NO DEVS STOP WRITING HOW WE SPEAK !
>>724619256>Kissing is not cheatingSmugAlana please.
>>724619483in france they kiss just to say hello.
>>724619342Ooh, that's good.>Ehh, don't worry. I'll delete that part of the video logs.>You... did realize there's cameras all over the office, right?>Aaaaand she's gone.>Hand in the fuckin' cookie jar.
>>724615565>my wife felt bad after banging the entire football team she values loyaltythis is u bro
>>724619217I'm nooticing, isn't it weird we have only two choices for love intrest and Z team members?I have this weird feeling that out of the girls we will lose one to evil, likewise to the guys it seems like the perfect set up Invisibitch was already reformed and can slip back to her old ways, Waterboy is getting teased too much that's a villian waiting to happen ( "IT'S TITAN !" ) same with Phenomaman he's already depressed, even said all that shit with the Sun. We can't save them all
>>724619706>Waterboy is getting teased too much that's a villian waiting to happenWaterboy committed first-degree murder anon.
>>724619506On the cheek, retard, and only your family or close friends
>>724619753Well, I forgot his rap sheet but that just leans towards it being that much more obvious then, depending on how you bond with him he either gets better or worse
>>724612804Spotted and agree. I'm no oldfag myself but I've heard things from people older than me and seen how my parents marriage went quite well. All boomers and those who got experience with relationships will agree and say similar thing, that women like Invisigal are honeytrap. It's all cute while she has looks and while you aren't bonded yet, but once you get married and have kids, her true colors will be revealed. You'll be in for misery because that woman will turn out to be an insane and narcissistic bitch who will complain about everything. Every day spent with her will feel agonizing because the quirky girl you knew turns out to be a crab in bucket who will drag you down to her levels of filth, and you won't be able to go above that filth anymore because she will keep going until you eventually crash to rock bottom and end up broken and miserable. That's the kind of woman Invisigal is.That's why the Blonde Bimbo is better.
>>724611660This is literally a game for women though
>>724619773there's no visceral difference between a cheek kiss and a lip kiss, you dithering dumbass
>>724611863Dispatch threads centered around anyone who isnt BB or Invis are less bitter than both.
>>724619753The rap sheet thing is a bug, he gets Flambe's for some reason, same as Pheno. You can cross reference them and see they're identical
>>724619908An actual woman moment.Tits or GTFO you hypergamous, low-value whore.
>>724619908Congrats you just managed to outdo the average schizo in dishonesty
>>724613830Why the fuck doesn't this retard just use a weaponHow do her shitty powers even work? She complains that if she wants to sneak into the cinema people will see a floating popcorn bucket but then her clothes do still go invisible, as does her phone
>>724619256They were in a relationship and going on dates, any intimacy with any third partner from either of them would be cheating, would you be fine if the girl you were dating and paying dinners for was getting kissed by other men after getting intimate with them?
this is the first time i've gone and bought a fotm game to be up to date on the discussion and its actually fun. im sorry i pretended to be too cool before /v/
>Invisigal bitches about having villain powers>Five minutes ago, she saved a man from death by disarming an assassinI get that the gameplay and the cutscenes might as well be two different universes, but what the fuck.
>>724620009it's obviously because she needs to see popcorn to eat it you little dumbass. how could she eat invisible food? do you think?
>>724620087KekYeah I too play with the thought of buying or at least pirating it
>>724620124https://youtu.be/OXNB-V2cg7ALike this.
>Hey Robert! Wanna go out tonight?Is that so hard?
Fuck, i'm so lonelyI would give everything for a 10 sec hug, never had one in 23 years
>>724620124Then just make it invisible until you get a seat ?
>>724619221>Invisible girl who said she use her power to steal shit>Man who using all his time and ressource for his mechaman's job
>>724619221why do you need to fill your apartment with stuff so it just isn't empty? Is the stuff going to do anything? why do i need to sleep 3 feet off the floor? it's more tactically sound to be on the ground and my cat likes it better
>>724618494I don't want autistic superman to be super depressed, could be dangerous even if he don't want to be evil, just could misinterpret a social norm
>>724613465>>724613424
>>724615052Why is this absolute freak of nature not being dissected right now?
>>724616220has her race EVER been confirmed at all?
>>724611660>>724612296This game blackpilled me on white women and whitepilled me on minority women.
>>724615052I fired him because the form change gimmick is annoying
>>724617657If that were so, why would they go for the brown tomboy instead of the aryan blondy blue-eyes?
>>724621105Because BB isn't even a blonde.
>>724621181yeah she is I saw it
So is Phenomeman actually supposed to be some sort of cosmic power that they roughly hammered into human shape like he's some SMTIVA god or is he just LARPing?t. picked Waterboy
>>724620539Now we're talking.
Man, if you play Robert as not interested in blonde blazer she comes off like a massive creep. Like, if this bitch was a man she would be hit with suits constantly
Will we get to see Mandy's titties at some point?The answer determines whether I'll buy a game or not.
>>724611660go shill it on reddit
>>724613424>she is revealed as shroud's mole>the power of robert's dick has changed her>she deeply regrets it and does something dumb that endangers her>robert goes on a mad rescue/suicide mission to bail her out>succeeds but succumbs to his wounds>invisigal is revealed to be pregnant with his son at the end>she names him robert robertson IV
>>724613424 Lucky that my breasts are small and humble. So you don't confuse them with mountains
>>724618516Chase probably knows or at least suspects she worked for shroud
Invisigal? More like invisigal gadot LOL
>>724622015OH MY GOD I'M LOSING MY MIND
>>724612304>>724612527My wife was similar to her. In terms that She used to LARP as a tough bitch including the nose ring and the alt style. Went for her back then because I was looking for an easy fuck.Long story short, turns out not only was she a virgin, but she never got furthen than 2 weeks in a relationship with anyone, because they wanted to advance too fast for her comfort. I am not saying that Invisigal is like that, for example she is 100% not a virgin, but women putting up a persona is not as impossible as people think. Alternatively there is also a chance (considering the kind of mepople she used to associate with) that Visi never had a relationship where she was shown gentleness or care, and should she experience it now, she would crave it. People also forget that she was genuinely if the player used the condom line because she thought Robert meant that she fucked a lot and had a lot of STDs.
>>724622015No one but kikes ever came up with the idea of putting a bunch of candles onto one single object.
>>724622124Advent candle holder
>>724615139>Didnt Sabotage anyoneAnon... She literally is the FIRST person to Sabotage someone and its the one Sabotage where the canonicle culprit is known
>>724622015>4 candlesYes, she is a Christian...Or a Wiccan witch.
Post Invisigal feet
>>724622637
>>724622015>that buttplug
>>724612296
>>724622015>>724622124Menorah holds 6 to 8 candles, not 4. If you're being racist, try at least do your homework, retards.
>>724622709OOOOOOHHH YEEEAAAAHHH
>Add romance >Gets shilled and spammed for free on 4chanSo if it was this easy, why didn't teltale do before they go under?
>>724620972apparently laura bailey is half flip, so most people just assume Invisigal is too
>>724622760>6 to 8Isn't it always an uneven number? Well I guess 7 is included in 6 to 8.
>>724622709we need more pics
>>724622772Too prude to admit that sex sells.
>>724622790Part flip, not half, which is either 1/4 or 1/8 and it shows on her face. She is basically white woman with Spaniard blood, nothing too fancy.If she was actually half Filipina, she'd look more Asiatic but she is white.
>>724619221guys really live in apartments like this and don't see any issue
>>724613808>>724621790>>724622772time to show everyone how smart I am by making stupid claims without any evidence! It is a conspiracy of breasts. they are shilling them, it's fake enjoyment, men don't actually like breasts you're just getting paid to think so. that check you got in the mail? It was your breast enjoyment reparations. But you can't cash it. You don't know how. cheques are outdated.
>>7246229457/256 arbian, gets half off of sandwiches. She's basically a martian. Doesn't name her children marvin though, eats out at subway, but filipinos work there. can't be black, that's just silly but she can walk around at night time.
>>724622818There are multiple depictions nowadays. Ancient ones had 5 or 6 bowls but in modern days temple ones have 7 bowls, and Hannukah ones have 8 or 9 bowls. I'm no jew myself but seen various different depictions. 4 bowled candelabra doesn't mean shit.
>>724613424chat is this real
>>724622720What buttplug? Do you mean the Lava Lamp, or am I blind for not seeing it?
>>724611985This is also after telling you they just had their best shift ever.And after it does successfully scare them all into working as a team, still fires one of them anywayAND it’s a rehabilitation program so she’s just disregarding Rob’s pep talks to release a dangerous criminal back on the streetsAND she says she wouldn’t have let you fire Invisigirl for being bottom of the leaderboard but these two are fair gameAND she then lets Rob take full blame for it so that one of the other team members he has just won over is now a bitter liabilityBetween this and sending the company’s #1 hero spiralling down into self-destructive depression, you would almost think she’s a mole trying to destroy SDN from the inside
>>724613424Please tell me this is an actual datamine
>>724615503I’m not sure about blood relatives, but BB is 100% Visi’s “lame roommate who listens to the Phoenixes”.
>>724622772PEPE WATCH OOOOOOOOOOUT
>>724622772Most of their games were still well liked because they had a decent story. Batman could've been better with a proper Selina romance, true. But Wolf had a thing with Snow going IIRC correctly. The only game without romance was TWD from what I remember.
>>724615359I can't decide between cutting him and cutting Coupe. I like them both. I did invest points in Coupe to unlock her special skill though...
Is it actually realistic that a woman wouldn't notice a nipple being out when it shouldn't be? Sounds unrealistic to me that she wouldn't notice a wardrobe malfunction.
>>724623998The whole thing? ProbablyJust the tip? Unlikely
>>724623986>IIRC correctly
You can tell how many virgins there are on /v/ when they simp for a woman with pic relatedThis is an universal "stay away from me" sign that works everywhere in the world
>>724624179it's too early in the morning
>you and 1% of players helped Invisigal against LightningcuckWhat's wrong with people
>>724624598allegedly it's bugged
>>724624205I kept falling for girls with pink dyed hair in my 20s I'm not very smart
>>724624618Not surprised, these things have ALWAYS been bugged, I'm baffled they still can't get it right after all these years.I was mainly wondering how could someone even fail that scene in the first place, why even include that as one of those credit scene cards when the thing is impossible to fail unless you're actually braindead.
>>724624205Don't forget that this whore literally suckerpucnhes you in the face and invisicucks just accept it and keep going after her LMAOOOO. Like>yep that's normal would definitely do that IRL too
I used to be a huge fan of Future Islands and hearing a rendition of the song Seasons at the start of ep4 gave me goosebumps, been way too long since I last listened to their stuff.
>>724615487this, but while invisible so she can keep going even if other people enter
>>724611660How the fuck did he misread that, this is literally her standing with a megaphone in between her wet cunt directing the traffic towards it.American writing is truly retarded
>>724621018yeah i fired him for the exact same reason
>>724613568i would ask why she doesn't do it on my face
I wish there was a way to just rewatch scenes without the gameplay so you can appreciate the finer details, also without wiping your save datafucking dumb that there isnt
>>724624598Only 1% told BB about the nipple slip tooLike, I'm sure the majority probably won't for comedic effect, but 1% seems pretty low.
>>724625089I'm sure it's bugged too, however someone said it only counts the very explicit option, I feel like telling her the dress is small is still telling her, just with a bit more grace
>>724624976Not american writing. Woman writing.This is all plausible deniability.She flying close to Robert? Bait.She removing the mask? Bait.She saying Robert is cute? Omega Bait.She leaning in for a kiss? Transcendental Manipulative Bait.If Robert kisses her, the lack of reciprocation is clearly a calculated action.If he doesn't, she acts all awkward and acts "cute" because you didn't bite.She is NOT trustworthy.Invisibitch isn't, eitherI wish the game didn't make me choose between these two shitters. The zombie skinned blonde from the office is much better.
>>724617657how new are you
>>724617858Black men penetrate.
>>724624205My wife used to have one of those, when she was a teen. I thought I can fix her. Turns out, I actually could. I'm probably part of the 1% tho, also, we started dating back in 2012, when I was 16 and she was 14, and the dating scene was completely different than it is now.>>724625089I think most of them were like me, and thought that saying "it's too tight" would IMPLY instead of straight out saying "yo bitch, tit out", but turns out the game counts it as not saying anything. guess I have to go back do EVERYTHING again, and correct that one mistake.
>>724618494Depressed SupermanI see it that RR3 was down at the bottom and got dragged back to his feet, so it's a case of paying it forward.
I wonder why the writing sucks...
>>724624863Wait, you retard treat Robert as a self insert and pair him with the chick you want to fuck? What a boring little bitch you are. Imagine not choosing based on what would make the story more kino.
>>724625478Now I have to redo everything and kick the Bat instead. Their attempt to make the Bat some sex harasser loser completely went over my head.
>>724625478>Critical Role gameSo I guess Dispatch is a pump and dump that they'll never return to. Because the parasocials are going to make them swim in money no matter how mediocre Critical Role slop turns out to be
>>724625560When did he harass anyone sexually? I swear I didn't catch that.
>>724625647He spends the entirety of chapter 3 talking about sex or saying sexual innuendos. It really won't bother any man but looking in retrospect, through a HR lens, it is clearly sexual harassment.He's literally talking about shit he'd do to Coupé on company recorded radio.
>>724625560He's portrayed pretty positively, fucking redditor wholesome chungus goofball who loves sucking off twinks and calculatedly cringe linesI'd actually like him a lot more if he said something genuinely misogynist or controversial
>>724625478Maybe her writing on those children's cartoons is actually good? I wouldn't know, I don't watch them.
>>724622015Nyehh a candelabrum, our fight will be legendary !https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCmUonp3qkU
>>724619221>>yeah the street rat super loner thief former villain who was likely just released from prison for the phoenix program, has a WAY better looking crib, than the prodigal son of a famous hero who was given a high level job at a big reputable companyIts because, Inivisigirl and Blonde blazer are roommates, I dont know if you notice how Inivisigirl had Mandy's earrings during episode 2(?), and also, if you choose to go to the date with Mandy in ep4, Invisigirl looks at her phone and sends a message sad, like they were both competing.Big spoilers here, do not hover.
>>724625798WHATTHEFUCK
>>724625798huh, mades sense
>>724612428The root of evil
>>724625530>self-insertLiterally 90% of these threads, lil cuck. And don't even try to pretend that it's not true.
>>724625798>spoilerThat’s so stupid wtf. For your sake I hope you made it up.
>>724612034fucking kek holy shit
>>724611660>paying for this slop>spamming the board with this slop
>>724626138>payingkek
>>724625798Godfucking damn it. I knew it, it was so obvious.
>>724611660Why did she let him lean in so close? What did she think he was doing?
>>724626289Women often freeze up when something unexpected or unpleasant happens.
>>724621872Shakira why are you on 4chan
Why does an ex criminal live in a nicer apartment than a former hero?
>>724611660>blond bimbo is annoying and not trustworthy>>724612296>hot tomboy is everything you asked for
BUT /v/ TOLD ME THAT IT'S E-CELEB TRASH!!WHY DO YOU LIKE IT NOW?
I think both women are in on it and the whole game is actually about how easy it is to control someone through the false dichotomy of blonde bimbo or tanned tomboyA very fitting message for a pick between two choices neither matter strand game
>>724625620When they partnered with Critical Role, it was to make a Critical Role game, but also expand Dispatch to merch and an animated show. That's why all the big heroes in the dispatch tutorial were voiced by Critical Role people, because the show will likely focus on them. So they're almost certainly trying to grow this into a bigger franchise, and as long as either the game or the show are a hit, we'll likely get a sequel.
I can't remember the last time when I saw unironic waifu wars on this board over a recent western game.
>>724626090I mean, it does feel kind of obvious it's heading that way when you look at all the interactions:Ep 1. BB has a nickname for her which she doesn't have for anyone else, brings her up in a way which indicates they are close, and even hangs out enough that she's picking up phrases from her. Ep 2. Vis has stolen BB's earrings and their interaction is more like a little sister being caught going through her big sisters stuff rather than a boss catching an employee stealing from her office. She also defends Vis throughout whilst Chase is rightly suspicious of Vis. Ep 3. BB gives Vis special treatment by sticking up for her and refusing to fire her even though by her own rules she should be on the chopping block. Vis confirms she has a roommate with lame music taste, which BB looks annoyed by. Ep 4. Despite Vis clearly not having much money, her room looks to be in a large apartment, meaning her roommate is probably rich, as in sponsorship deals on the sides of buses rich. I don't know about the competing thing though, it doesn't feel like BB has even registered that Vis is horny for Robert, nor that Robert is showing interest back, but Vis clearly knows BB wants him.
>>724626678Subsidised by her half sister
>>724626678see >>724625798
Blazerfags are literally simping for a woman that friendzoned them twice and never made her intentions clear. It's insane. Meanwhile Invisigal is putting in the work and is maybe *too* obvious about how sexually attracted she is to Rob lmao
>>724626678It's minimalism, bro
Can't wait or the dance scene. I fee like Ivisigal in general is going to cause a lot of chair clattering.
>>724626749>I can't remember the last time when I saw unironic waifu wars on this board over a recent western game.must be mass effect 2 and 3 in 2012, god how fucking dogshit western video games were thanks to the woke era.
>>724626678>>724625798
>>724626810She's so cute. Shame Laura didn't reach deeper into her bag when it comes to voicing her.
>>724626754>>724625798>spoilerOh god, are we really doing this?This will LITERALLY shatter the community, it will be worse than... "insert_cataclysmic_waifu_war_here"
>>724626749Pathfinder? Rogue Trader?
>>724626873She's already played Visi before really
>>724626789Default choices are that Robert doesn't kiss her and he doesn't ask her on a dinner date. You're only getting pushback if you're too eager.BB's main faults are jumping from Phenom to Robert too quick, and the only reason somebody got cut from Z-Team is because she "wants to try something different." Which fucking sucks when the two on the chopping block are supposed to go straight back to prison if they're fired.
LITERALLY ME the character
>>724626952 What!
>>724612296>going for the tsundere tomboyany other option is wrong
>>724626754Vis confirms she has a roommate with lame music taste, which BB looks annoyed by.Do you know which scene this takes place?
>>724626749There was never any war, we just agreed on the clear factual consensus that Yrliet is superior and that was that
>>724626905This pisses me off IMMENSELY.
>>724627070NTA, but I think it's brought up in episode 3, when they're all gathered talking about Phoenixes.
>>724627105What?
>MADE LOVE to phenomeman 2 times in one daylife is good bros, its worth it even with the glass shards
>we have Gogo Tamago at home
>>724627043>that thing>>tsundere tomboyYou're trans.
>>724612296Kino music toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLF5ZbaPfss
>>724625742But Coupé was the one that baited him in the first place.
stop shilling this woke slop
>>724612296What ethnicity is this?
so how old is robert?
>>724627224Like 26. I think he said his dad died when he was 11, and it's been 15 years since then.
>>724627217el goblino americana
Why are trannies getting so assblasted about this game?
>>724625742>>724625742>He's literally talking about shit he'd do to Coupé on company recorded radio.The problem is with that, if that counts as sexual harassment, half the people there should be fired, starting with Invisigal, not only does she watch people change in secret, she also constantly talks about how she wants to fuck you or about jerking off. Fuck didn't Flambae make innuendos too? Whant about the office "prank" where they fill your PC with porn? All on all, calling one sexual harassment and not the rest, is weird.
>>724627280They will never be Visi, that's why.
>>724627224>so how old is robert?30s, 32 maybe
>>724626678Robert was obssessed with his hero work and barely stayed home. Royd points it out when he comes around to get the mecha parts. Being Mecha man was all he ever did or cared about and he wasted the money he had keeping the mech suit working. Invisigal was a villain for the longest time and it's implied that the SDN actually pays their heroes well enough, at least well enough to keep a well known assassin like Coupé on the straight and narrow with their consistent pays.
>>724624976>>724625237/thread>I mean, you did [misread that]The levels of gaslighting from Blonde Bimbo Bitch here are just astonishing
>>724627129You're correct, thanks!
>>724626697I like it, but don't love it. If you are tired of the average TV show writing, this will be a hard sell. It's just a step above in quality, I'd say, and the gameplay sessions actually are interactive and require some thought behind it.It's just the usual Telltale formula, but slightly improved. Remove the pointless walking segments with hero dispatch management and that's Dispatch.
>>724627154Gogo was actually an accomplished engineer. Invisigal can just turn invisible.
I just want to see BB's boobies.
>>724613924Well, then you better make it quick while WB and DC are weak on the knees otherwise you'll have to prove that in court, even with the original creator's "permission".
>>724627217Laotian
What the fuck
>>724627659Did you expect her to be voiced by some sort of ogre?
I geniunly wanted to romance that autistic bitch but the game forces her to leave. Its so fucking over. Now we stuck beetwen manipulative bitch and tsunderebait bitch
>>724627360Some wiki says he's 26 but that can't be right because that would make him younger than Invisigirl and has been living alone and piloting the suit since he's 11 which would be crazy.Chase is also 39, so for their bond to be like it is, they would need to be a little closer in age than 13 years as their type of dark banter is not something a 24 year old has with an 11 year old. 31/32 feels like it makes a little more sense for Robert's timeline.
>>724627768>Some wiki says he's 26 but that can't be right because that would make him younger than Invisigirl and has been living alone and piloting the suit since he's 11 which would be crazy.>Chase is also 39, so for their bond to be like it is, they would need to be a little closer in age than 13 years as their type of dark banter is not something a 24 year old has with an 11 year old. 31/32 feels like it makes a little more sense for Robert's timeline.Yup, just look at his personality, he acts like a person in their 30s.
>>724627736They are monsters for letting her give you the seductive look in the bar in Episode 1 and have it go nowhere.
>>724627801>>724627768He's definitely in his 30s, you can see it in the team it's not just that he's more serious about the supe business, he's just far more grizzled and experienced in life in generalThat and his dadbod triggers all of visi's daddy issues and fetishes
>>724627736I got rid of her and I got the sneaking feeling she'll be in the story somehow, what with the knife memento at your desk, those sequelbait calls about assassins hunting for her and manlytears helping her out
>>724627903>dadbodIn what universe is this a dadbod
>>724614564classic tomboyfag behavior
>>724628030I look like that
>>724611660Western game Used goods whore heroineEvery single time
>>724615503It's Kanojo mo kanojo all over again...or the Witcher 3 if they end up tying you to a bed
>>724628030There was a trend on tiktok a bit ago, it showed women don't know what a dadbod is and do actually think it's something along the lines of what Robert has. So the girls being inaccurate is accidently accurate in showing women being dumb on the subject.
>>724628401Can you even try to double dip in this one though?
>>724628403That would explain why so many women on the dating apps are looking for dad bods
Kinogal
I miss almost all the chat n the calls because I'm too busy watching the bars go down and trying to time things right for people to rest and send them in at the last second. The only breather I get to listen is if I leave it on a results screen as it pauses the clock, but even then I usually miss the first line
>>724627217los angelesian
>>724628982She's smoking that cigarette the wrong way
>>724628030That’s after being in a coma, too.He was probably absolutely shredded before
Robert's gruff voice doesn't quite fit his turbotwink looks tbqh
>>724628030I think she was just trying to insult him for being old
>>724628982the thumbnail makes her look like a gobbo>>724628578dont push your luck anon. this is probably the straightest american videogame in over a decade
>>724629516I was just asking because I think the tied to the bed thing in Witcher 3 only happens if you try to bang both Triss and Yennefer.
>>724629604>>724614725>>724614689great OC. personally I like how she is wearing a regular sized jacket in all of these>>724625560saggers
>>724620159>"no invisigal i dont date coworkers"womp wompi think she assumes that roberto wont risk his shot at being mechaman again to date a felon, so she hits on him in inappropriate and ridiculous ways, both to express herself and to avoid being formally rejected
>>724629691leakers said both have an "it's complicated" relationship flag so probably
>>724620159Women are extremely averse to making the first move so yes
>tfw you will never feel love
>mfw trying to perfect episode 3
>>724611802nose ring
>>724629956Don't you want somebody to loveDon't you need somebody to loveWouldn't you love somebody to loveYou better find somebody to love
>>724629956That's why we have these games man, chin up.
>>724621230At the moment, he's an alien.A ridiculously powerful, capable-of-destroying-the-sun alien.
>>724630292I don't think he's really capable of destroying the sun, that was just post breakup depression blabberingi mean, fuck, my punch up has more combat power than him
>>724630284I would rather live in miserable loneliness than call zeroes and ones my friends.
>>724611660Just finished this meme game and I got to say.This episode was harder than Dark Souls. I failed 1 task and wasn't fast enough to click on another one. So 1 fail, 1 miss.Also I got destroyed by the brainteaser, I got 0 replies right.
>>724611802>How can people see the moment of pic related and STILL abandon InvisigalSimple, she's ugly. My children won't be mutts.
>>724630361Gameplay and story segregation.You've probably seen it rampant in RPGs anyway.
>>724628030I have that exact body. I'm skinny and lean with little muscle mass, so I'm this midway athletic with skinny arms. I got mine because I used to work out fairly frequently a few years back and now I just do cardio and I also eat like shit, so I guess it makes sense that he would look like that leaving on a budget and after a 4 month coma assuming he worked out regularly before.I think the game also assumes dadbod = washed up hero physique or some shit, but that's still a top physique due to leaness.
>>724630402The Brainteaser's riddles are just Telltale's previous games in antonym.Walking Dead? Staying Alive.The Wolf Among Us? The Wolf Inside Us.
>invisigal asks prism tips on getting a better ass>loses interest when the answer is squatsWhat a quitter
>>724630538Until she start's squatting on Bob's dick
>>724620539man... he is so lucky...
>>724630534Did the game ever suggest that? How was I suppose to know?
>>724630506Yeah I get that but narratively if he was individually at that solar system dictating civilization-tier powerlevel he wouldn't be punted around by this mid-tier cape insurance company like the downtown LA branch did when he held up traffic or had a couple of bad days due to a breakup. He'd have the US government sucking his dick and trying to please him to maintain power like Dr Manhattan and blonde bimbo coerced into this 24/7 job of keeping him happy
Does anyone know if de-powered Blonde Blazer looks any different? Like some Shazam kinda of shit?>>724630361Are you willing to risk it?>>724630651He clearly isn't intelligent. I doubt he has even 90 IQ.
More like Invisicute
>>724630768Shorter than Robert, less muscular, brown hair. That's pretty much it. You literally see her real Mandy form in ep4 if you choose to go to dinner with her.>>724630651Pretty sure it's because he's just too nice and doesn't have the (relatively) extensive knowledge of the human political power system.
>>724627381link me to the jewtube video? I don't remember them talking about music
>>724627280>>724627358Did any rans people actually complain about it?>>724627801I am 29. I act like him, so he should probably be arund my age.
>>724630768Yes she's brunette and loses her height and muscles. Just type in her name on Youtube and you'll see the scene.
>>724611660Shes testing him and playing head games, she 100% gave the impression on purpose.
>>724630856God I hate tranimals.Why can't we just kill o abandon the stupid dog?
>>724630856Real gameplay and story segregation.Invisigal had the most consistent success rates in my current playthrough.
>>724630935Brown hands typed this post
>>724628030At this moment, Invisigal got a good whiff of his smell btw
>>724627801He's literally me so he's in the first half of his 30s.
>>724630856>big chungus>sky kingkek
>>724627280Because it's blatant cishet propaganda you fucking chud
>>724630935The card. You redeemed it. We came.
>>724630768>He clearly isn't intelligent. I doubt he has even 90 IQ.>>724630857Even more reason that he wouldn't be left alone to fuck around LA with a dayjob but he'd be integrated, placated, weaponized.If there was an iq90 individual that's more powerful than the entirety of advanced industrial human civilization and can casually end the solar system on a whim, then there'd be a power struggle to control or ally with that individual, human society, governments, nations would largely revolve around who controls that individual. But that obviously isn't the case. Ergo, he isn't actually that powerful
>>724630937WRONGThat was Flambae, he's the BEST.
>>724630856>horsegirl>jeremy>durianWhat the fuck
>>724630856Imagine your hero call name being>Jeremy>Horsegirl>Big Chungus>Durian
>>724631071You don't FUCK with Jeremy
>>724630284more like chink up!if it werent for china trying to beat america as the world's N°1 soft power they would still be shoving gay shit down our throats
>>724629102What a rebel
>>724630856Jeremy sounds based as fuck. Probably doesn't even care about being a hero and just does it because he has a useful ability
>>724628982why is this 87 seconds long
are there any futas in this game?
>>724631372No but the brown tomboy has an odd fixation on pegging
>>724623569i think some light should pass through that lava lamp glass, i think the artist forgot to shade that so its a butt plug or dildo now
>>724630856My smile is now diamonds
>>724631045>If there was an iq90 individual that's more powerful than the entirety of advanced industrial human civilization and can casually end the solar system on a whim, then there'd be a power struggle to control or ally with that individual, human society, governments, nations would largely revolve around who controls that individual.That would require thinking writers and a scope that this studio just can not handle. I shudder just thinking how long they took to finish that combat scene from the intro.
So I take it there’s no point discussing anything other than art since the game has been completely datamined.
>>724631674Not everyone is aware of every detail in the datamines.
>>724631045It's also possible there's just other heroes capable of stopping him and that destroying the sun is more something he's technically capable of doing rather than something he can do effortlessly.
>>724631674someone brought up BB and IG being sisters, there's also whatever happens to whoever you fired
>>724631601Even if you handwaved the logical and rationality of it with studio constraints, the narrative tension or any basis of conflict sorta saps out if he really is that powerful. There'd be zero point in any crime or street thugs in south central LA while he's on the beat since he'd automatically win. So I refuse to believe it.I mean, he's obviously head and shoulders above the other SDN capes in powerlevel, he can fly to Tokyo without taking up too much of the evening, but I don't think he's a casual civilization-ender
how are you training your waterboy?Me? I'm going full INT on him since we lost Sonar and he was the only one with an IQ above 60.Waterboy already has 5 INT so he's GOD tier right now
>>724631674spoil the game so I know if it's worth my time
>>724631845Jack of all trades with a focus on INT as well.Versatility to cover for Coop not existing anymore and INT to take up Sonar's spot when Sonar's in bat form.
>>724615282me in 2012
>>724630129First shift is not so bad if you can't keep them to their pairs. You can't dodge all the sabotages and injuries because some of it is out of your control or take place outside of the jobs themselves, but if you can try and stagger the cooldowns enough, you can keep them moving in their friend pairs as those are the only ones you can be sure will not mess with each other.
>>724630625Those same items are mentioned in other missions where you have three choices to search through, so it's implied that Brainteaser was behind those other crimes. There's a bomb in a video game store which is in that game, and a device at some convention where the same specific mech suit model goes out of control. Can't remember where the Walking Dead one comes up.
>>724632596I get that but I didn't remember a single one of those names.Anytime someone says>there's a bomb!I just go unga bunga Flambae go!
I wanted to date and fuck this waitress btw, why isn't she a real character?
What happens if you tell Dr. Manhattan that you kissed his girlfriend?
>>724632839he kisses you and calms down because he figures you cant be the reason why BB broke up with him, because youre too mid
>>724627217whatever it is, its babies will be half-white
>>724632734Same. Underrated background character.
>>724632971>he kisses youOh my...
