>This will sell our games
>>724631657>Games?
The average height of women worldwide is 160 cm (5'3").That is exactly how tall this is.
the punchline is sex
>>724631657I dunno about the games but they restocked with those Gardevoir lifesize plushies days before the video and they sold out again
>>724631657
>>724631657They just need to add an option to talk to your pokemon or add some npc pokemon that talk, mainly smart psychic ones, and we're set.
>>724632331Cub
>>724631968It looks goofy.500 dollary doos for that?
>>724632331I have written one myself about a loli dragon
>>724634572faggot
>>724634572
>>724634607Yes and?
>>724631657Finally saw the animation, it’s quite wholesome, the trainer was driving around doing his delivery job while his Gardevoir stowed away in his van, then when it came nighttime the trainer crashed on a cliff side and it opened a dam of some sort and the trainer could’ve died in a horrible accident but then his Gardevoir came to the rescue.
>>724634572I’ll take the actual based FemaleMon NidoQueen
>>724631657It was cute, but I's still uninterested in the low grade slop.
>>724634982Sorry, posted the wrong mon.
>>724634982>Based>FemaleContradiction here, troonie.
>>724635098Yep I’m very sorry about that, mistakes happen
>>724635159>Buzzword SlurYou are not to be taken seriously with your brainrot
Gardevoir is seriously overrated when it comes to pokefucking. Not enough cushion for the pushin.
>>>/vp/
>>724635296>Obsessed with le female mons>But no I am not a tranny. I would never troon out.
>>724635369but that's the best part, even your tiny 5cm pecker can make a bulge
>>724635416> be a human male creature> be obssed with female creaturesFUCKIGN TRANNY!
Enough about pokewives!!Where are my pokehusbands?
>>724631657If stuff like that was in the games I would actually buy them again. Sadly though relationships between pokemon and humans is very superficial, surface level stuff.
It's not to sell games It's to sell merchandise
>>724636569Advertisers, punish this man.
>>724636569>posting beheading videos on blue boardwhat the fuck anon
>>724636569Lol at someone’s feet on the top of the video
>>724636569Can I get one that hasn't been molested by a chunk?
>>724636569YOU CANT POST THAT!
>>724636569>thanksgving dinner>Hey son, what does your company sell anyway? You never told us
>>724634475It looks better in the candid pics some anons posted in previous threads
>>724634475this is also $500 >>724636569make your choice
Why is this such a difficult choice for you?
>>724637224On the other hand, how chill would it be to work with a bunch of pros on the bleeding edge, who just get it.
>>724631657I haven't bought their games since pokemon ruby on the gameboy advance
>>724637758> real women
>>724636569Is this being sold? If so how the fuck have they not be obliterated by Nintendo?
>>724637950it's china
>>724637950chinks dont care?
>>724637950It's probably being sold from one of the countries that laugh at copyright.
>>724635251disregarding the stupid jellyfish fanfiction, it's widely known that pokemon can disguise themselves and live amongside humans all the time and most of the time people don't find out they're pokemon.what's stopping a gardevoir from doing just that to an unsuspecting human?
>>724637950It's being funded secretly by Nintendo exectutives
>>724637758fixd
>>724637758Depends, can I phone a friend?
>>724631657God having actual competent games where you could decorate your Pokemon in a variety of ways, have actual one on ones, have a true little home base kind of thing where they can do cute shit. Such a fucking shame we have the timeline where it's all dogshit.
>>724637758
>>724638034>it's widely known that pokemon can disguise themselves and live amongside humans all the time and most of the time people don't find out they're pokemon.Where was this confirmed?
>>724638143> a game where I can dress up my eeveelution girlsnever knew I needed that
>>724637786Unfathomably based
>>724637786>>724638232I never bought singe poketrash gameur just a babbby
>>724637758Why settle for less?
>>724636163I agree with your sentiment but alasI will merely have to imagine kissing my Butterfree(male) instead
>Why aren’t you getting a REAL girlfriend?!Because the dating scene is trash these days.
>>724631657context?
>>724638538Pokewife sees human husbando
>>724638176pokedex entries featuring mons transforming into people or vice versapsychic mons shenanigansLiterally Latias in the OPDittoghost types being cuntsZoroarkit's always been there. add the "pokemon are unstable and transform when presented to ANYTHING" blurb to it and things get a bit wonky.
>>724636569where can i buy this?!
>>724638404Like you ever knew what the dating scene used to be
>>724634478Where can i read it?
>>724639070its ESL
>>724631657not the games, but it will sell merch like crazy
>>724636163I'm sorry girl, but your pokehusband is in another thread
>>724636569>when you play too rough your gf loses her head
>>724634478>spoilerOne from WOTR?
>>724636569i really need oneor at least see someone fuck one>>724638143it is quite annoying gamefreak refuses to lean more on the pet customization stuff.
>>724639137He didn't ask how well it was written, he asked for a link
>>724634478link me up nigga
>>724640089Gamefreak barely makes the games runnable, what makes you think they'd add extra content
>>724640000WOTR?Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous?But no, I'm talking about actual feral dragon juvenile. Didnt get to any sex tho, just mostly cute stuff/relationships establishment because it is like feels a drug to meI wont be publishing it anyway, at least not until I can do english, therefore, as I said - never
>>724640198>I wont be publishing it anywayokay, then why mention it retard, you just wanted attention?
>>724640296Read the original post retard >>724632331There is.
>>724640394>i wrote one>no you can't see it>trust me bro, it's badno, there isn't, fuck off
>>724640167and thats the problem>>724640198please share, love cute shit and feral.
> this will sell out game
>>724636569Damn thats good
>>724640089Okay, what if GF would figure their shit out and they make a new Pokemon game that allows for you to give accessories to your Pokemon. However, they were remakes of the earlier games with an extremely limited Pokemon selection, like there are only the 150 something Pokemon of that particular game that you can decor up. Would that be acceptable?
>>724642348No, they have the closest any media has to infinite money, they dont need to cut any pokemon from anything, they are just lazy.
>>724642331it's going to be a funny skit about circus clowns and the cat will have fun with mr mime and /v/ will flood the styx with their collective ass blood as they're anal ravaged by falacious concepts of cuckholdry once more.
>>724642914
>>724643178innocent fun I meant INNOCENT FUN like playing cards or mimickry
>>724643320
>>724642348I am one of the few that doesn't care about having the full dex in every game but i'd expect them to make a game so polished that it wouldn't even matter. An actual rpg where your pokemon has personality and you bond with it, a world that actually feels alive, and so forth. But it will NEVER EVER happen and i have stopped hoping a long time ago.
>>724642331Not poketoon but there's the guy with the weedcat who lost, got mad at her and threatened to replace her so she left and when he felt like shit she came back to battle and won
>>724643361I wanna fuck this dog
>>724640089>i really need one>https://www.orzgk.com/product/spirit-demon-studio-pokemon-eevee-series-vaporeon/>Masturbation Cup:60*43.6*44.7CMRemember to share a video of it with us anons.
>>724631657jerked off to Gardevoir for the first time cause of this
>>724643721The elites don't want you to know, but the dogs at the park are free, you can take them home
>>724643690link?
>>724631657the pokemon that killed that franchise
>>724643832>At the park with your designer dog>Some tard comes out of nowhere and starts raping her
>>724643780>€159.62 – €424.22Why are there two prices?
>>724644052NTA, but I think it's one for the statue version and the more expensive one for the fuckable version.
>>724636569I want to watch a nonnie use this toy so much it's unreal
>>724644401What if they me are black?
>>724636569Maybe God had the right idea with Sodom and Gomorrah.
>>724631657That's the face she makes when she reads my mind and sees I'm thinking about needlessly rough feral gorillasex with her
>>724644546Even better.
>>724644546kys
>>724644546It really doesn't matter.
>>724643873Second paldean winds episode
>>724632331Does no one understand that he meant a novel equivalent for fucking sheep and NOT if furry pedophiles exist
>>724644546for me it would be better than nothing but I'm sure there's degens who would enjoy it more in here
>>724643809holy sloppa
>>724643873>>724644668https://www.pokeflix.tv/v/pw-breathe-inFound the link to spoonfeed
>>724634982>cannot breedTHAT'S NOT WHAT MY DICK SAYSPLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT!!!!!
>>724644819oh it is original animenah thanks
>>724644819>PokeflixSounds like an underground porn site for pokephilia
>>724644880Technically it's different like pokemon origins is
>>724645042You can probably find it on the youtube channel too
>>724645103> technically it is different type of trashi believe you
>>724645042That's pokeflixxx
>>724644821>tuft boobs>left paw>double eyebrows>eyelashes under head contoursure it ain't
Putting a wedding dress on your Pokemon feels weird. Do you have the guts to be the father of your Pet Pokemon?
>>724641456>Sylveontonight those ribbons are playing skin explorer
>>724645463fine by me
>>724636569Vaporeon is heavily overated.
>>724645581>https://www.figurechoice.com/products/furry-series-sylveon-pokemon-resin-statue-spirit-demon-studio>https://www.orzgk.com/product/spirit-demon-studio-pokemon-furry-series-sylveon/Like the other anon said, remember to record it.
>>724631657I haven't bought a Pokémon game since Explorers of Sky
>>724645707nah I already got another one I'm fucking waiting on50/50 shot I just got taken for $500 by chinks and I'll never get my shipping info email
>>724641456Where's Absol?
>>724636569imagine the world if nintendo hired that man
>>724645853I could genuinely see Pokemon bringing about world peace if the franchise wasn't held hostage by design
>>724645827Where did you buy it from?I know at least 2 anons have received shit from that orgk website, but I don't know about any of the others.
>>724645848she is a working girl, working late
>>724645827Shit.Which one did you buy?Was it the Glaceon with a cookie?
Everytime I catch a Ralts, I catch both a male and a female one. Evolve the male one to Gallade and the female one to Gardevoir. And I name them after famous couples from myth or legend.
>>724645939that website>>724646224yeah
>still upMods are kinda based I guess
>>724646472they've been deleting things all across the thread, the fuck you mean based?
>>724646441Oh fuck yeah.
>>724646441Fuck yeah.
>>724638172I've never seen the video where that still is from.
>>724631657has anyone made that key stone as an accessory yet? would go nicely with the life size plush
>>724646441Wasn't glaceon out of stock?
>>724646760He probably bought it months ago.These things take upwards of six months to even ship as far as I can tell.
>>724646760I put down my fucking deposit ages ago they BETTER have one for me or I'm about to fly to China and start smashing their sawdust and drywall skyscrapers
>>724646918>>724646906Ah. I genuinely hope you get your shit without the traiffs fucking you anon.
>>724646918Good luck dude.
>>724646524They're deleting random shit but leaving the sex doll vid up. Maybe not based but funny
>>724646649>Giving your garde wife a gift some other anon gave out already.Weak.
https://files.catbox.moe/6swvvt.mp3
>>724647703
>>724644546i dont really mind
>>724643780i dont have that much money right now.If i had i would.
>>724647703I listened to the whole thing but I shook my head so you guys know I'm not into it.
>>724636569official merch btw
>>724648074Meanwhile, I have plenty of money, but I don't live alone so the logistics don't work.
>>724648251official chink merch yeahjokes aside, IMAGINE if Nintendo put its money and autism for official ex toysheaven
>>724648302if you have enough money why not just live alone?But yeah, i wish i could have one, would be balls deep all day.
>>724646918You forge a path for all of us anon.Godspeed
>>724648442can't wait to lick thos beans
>>724648467fuck of retard
>>724648347I could, but having company is nice even with the downsides.>>724648442Fuck. That looks so soft.Muh dik.
>>724648575thread will die soon anyway>>724648613>I could, but having company is nice even with the downsides.depends really
>>724648347NTA but the reason I have a bit of disposable income is because I live with other people.
>>724648741I see, you have privacy at least?
>>724648656retarded retard kys
>>724648442Fuck me that looks like it would feel great.Kind of wish it either didn't have the nipples, or had more nipples.
