BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE
>>724633858No your notQuiet lying
Calling for aid has to be the most heretical thing. Imagine implying that the God Emperor didn't send you sufficient resources to get the job done.
>>724633858No.
Reddit ravens
>>724633858
BROTHER CHECK OUT THESE SICK WHEELIES
>>724633858mark VII helmet was the shit, angry, menacing and scowling GW are retards for dropping it for the faggot primaris helmet that looks like something out of bionicles
>>724634163It horseshoe'd around from being cringe to based
methul boaxes
DoW 2 > DoW 1This is even truer with the Elite Mod (because who cares about the shitty singleplayer anyway)
>>724634163That seems very impractical
Aerial fire support on the move
>>724633858HH marines are superior to 40k/Troonaris marines.
>>724633953would you deny your brother the fraternal bond because you're too proud to admit you may need his help one day as well? Pride was one of the many sins of the arch traitor, Horus. Pride in his elevation to the office of Warmaster, pride in his legion, whom he renamed from Luna wolves to the sons of horus after himself. Pirde in thinking he could best the living emperor, blessed be he who sits in the golden throne and safeguards all mankind. Do not be proud, brother, astartes are the mailed fist of the emperor, but we do not win every cause for he that sits in Terra alone. We have our brothers beside us.>>724634249I don't care for the primaris marines, but i do like the more historical mx X helmets. I'll never say no to a good, beat up and weathered mx 7 or a beaky helm though.
Odds are we'll see SOME of these sillier units brought out for 4
Has two threads ever been pinned at the same time before? I've never seen it happen yet
>ravens confirmed lower IQ than greenskins
>>724634681/tg/ had two pinned for years.
>>724633858HE REALLY IS PINNED HERE
>>724634382practical but ornate equipment looks better than impractical and tacticool
You need some fucking FIREPOWER, brother? Put that dinky little bolter down and step aside, me and the fellahs will sort this shit out
>>724634906
>>724634163>BRRRRRRRR>BROTHER TURN LEFT>WHAT>BRRRRR>LEFT>WHAT
>>724635012TURN? Um, I'm not sure I can do that, Sergeant...
>>724635264if only you knew how bikes work
>>724633858Amaizing
>>72463385840K really made the most humiliating and soulcrushing """romance""" in vidya history.A spit in the face of all the fans who loved Eldar waifus.
>>724635589Corn Berzerker
SQUAD BROKEN!
>>724635662>liking space elves
>>724634163Primaris-shit was a mistake.
>>724636202This. You're supposed to only romance space cows
>>724635662Why does she have a bukkake crystal on her forehead
>>724636376>Liking Blue berriesXenos do not have good girls.
>>724636202>>724636376>>724636952>Me on my way to use my psyker powers to make every woman in the vicinity of Shartenathus-VI, human or xenos, into massive titcows.
METAL BOXES
>>724637553This is the power the Emperor wants to keep from you
>>724634163>>724634269No it didn't. It's still cringe.
>>724635662Xeno lovers deserving nothing less
>>724634163That seems very heretical
>>724638518>WITNESS MY COOOOOOOOM
>>724635662You are not an eldar fan if you want eldar waifus, you secondary retard.
>>724635662Extremely lore accurate eldar character.You're supposed to cap her at first opportunity, not actually have her in your party.
>>724634163>BROTHER, TOSS THE BLUE SHELL>Wahoo!
>>724641342>You're supposed to cap her at first opportunity, not actually have her in your party.I did, and was relieved when I she turned up again so I could kill her. Unlike that brown heretic xenosmuggler bitch, tried to shoot her on the spot as well and she just disappeared forever, never to be mentioned again.
>>724641535do you have the ghostbusters one?
>>724635662Eldar are for platonic love anyway. She should be like an older sister teasing you for being a clumsy oaf and getting embarrassed when you meet her friends or prove her wrong all while still being fiercely protective of you.
>>724634613Hot take; I LOVE the Primaris, and SM2 has only cemented my appreciation for them. I like their kit, especially their new Gundam helmets that kinda resemble the based Mk IV helm.This isn't a newfag opinion, either; I've been playing 40k since Brian May was doing riffs for D-ROK
>>724634906>>724634972>>724635264>>724634635>>724634163new demoralization tactic?
>>724642154>i've been playing since Xpost models.
>>724634635>>724635264What has leaked is >All phobos shit (Invictor, Eliminators, Infiltrators)>Hammerstrike bunker was seen>Outrider primaris bikes>Primaris gladiator tanks>Repulsorsannnnnnd they had mentioned primaris landspeeders and thats it outside of the regular intercessors
Have the Janitorial Committee officially lost xheir minds, /v/ros?
>>724642414Here you go. I was really proud of the GM Quellbecause I mixed the paints to get the right tint to match the box art.I don't get to display them anymore, and my minis are long gone (played Deathwatch and DADeathwing Company) :'(
>>724635662Captain Artemis is a hero, and he still needs to wipe out all eldar
>>724635662>A spit in the face of all the fans who loved Eldar waifus.Yeah but this thread is marineslop timmies
>>724642774>dude i've been playing 40k for years and I LOVE primaris>post models then>uhhhhh I dont have them anymore!
>>724635662I don't involve myself with 40k for the romance.I read sappy japanese visual novels for that.
>>724642674No but Mrs Anderson with a banana (real or fake) up her nose is making me lose mine.
>>724635264>not drilling the barrels of bolterssoul-less
>>724641535ok now THIS is epic
>>724633858ELIPHAS OPEN THE PORTAL
>>724635662>humiliates the nice kindhearted Rogue Trader that helped her by denying him any physical intimacy for years>abandons him for long peroids till he is on his deathbed>makes him die childless because she forbade him from having any other women despite it not being a sexual relationship>cuckolds him post-mortem with Marazhai>thinks she got away with it>Pasqal comes in wielding the axe of justice and plasma gun of truth>initiates counter-humiliation protocols and discontinues Yrliet's cycleYou don't love that tech priest enough. He brought justice for all the cuckolded incels.
>>724634163>That blu-ish tint below the redTasteful
>>724643319LOOKRHINOSRHIIIIIINOOOOS
>>724634163Working on this boi rn
>>724643713who uses these, mechanicus?
So how do we solve the janny problem?
>>724643783Its a proxy actually, nfeyma miniatures
>>724643060It's far from just my minis......PGs are gone too.
>>724643319METAL BOXES
>>724634163>>724641535BROTHER I AM BEING BING BING'D HERE
>>724643876neat
>>724634635That's silly? Look alright to me honestly, but then again I'm not a fa/tg/uy mega nerd.
>>724643713Looks cool anon
Borealum Is Canondenying Borealum is heresy
>>724643876Proxy for an armiger?
>>724634163Could be worse
>>724634906>>724634972>dude what if we give them all missile launchers>with two other different missile launchers as attachments
>>724644259A Questoris actually
>>724644259This is my Warglaive proxy
>>724644274I don't get it either; but it's fantasy, rule of cool<making sense
>>724634163A GENEROUS GIFT FROM GORGITZ, BROTHER!
>>724644483it reminds me of that game with a mech you use for farming
>>724644597AYYYY BOYS!WHERE YA AT?!
>>724634163>Dude what if the Warthog from Halo but 40k? >Hellz yeah
>>724645313>We took the Warthog and made it THICC
>>724637553Xenos do NOT have good girls. Eldar are all hideous shit, T'au are soggy blue berries, Orks can't fuck, they just fart spores, Tyranids probably have pussies with teeth in their abdomen, Genestealers are human pussy with teeth too and Votann are just squats but soulless.The imperium has better women than that, i'd rather do it with a beastie than a t'au any time of the day
>>724646553I don't think you quite understand, anon.When I warp reality, I don't half-ass it. You are gonna get big titty human, eldar, tau, ork, necron, tyranid, genestealer,navigator and goddamn THRUD babes and you will LIKE IT.
>>724646818>When I warp realityI smell heresy
>>724646854It's Imperium-sanctioned reality warping. Don't worry about it.
Are the Tau gonna always be the faction with da potential that will never achieve said potential because every other faction is already too strong and there is not enough time or breather room for them to become actually scary or intimidating like the rest
>>724646553>Tyranids probably have pussies with teeth in their abdomenBut they do, right?
>>724633953Marines do not think like this except for maybe those black templar autists
>>724647564Tau are supposed to be the ticking time bomb faction.At some point their AIs will become to powerful to control and they'll start a new age of strife.
>>724648249yeah but this time there are ever evolving space bugs, undying robo skeletons, the warp as powerful as ever and other annoying some with more impressive tech
>>724648249Besides a potential AI revolt, they have a potential civil war on their hands with the Ethereals violently suppressing Tau'va worship, except their top military commander is now her chosen one, and sooner or later mainstream Tau society will notice spess pope was dead all along.
>>724648638other annoying shitftfm
>>724634635What's wrong with this one?
>>724647564I've said it before, but Tau would have been a lot more interesting if they were just uncontacted humans that fared really well during the Age of Strife by allying with aliens. A small glimpse of humanity at it's best outside of the Emperor's influence (but still the "top dog" of the alliance to the detriment of their allies...can't have things too noblebright.)
>>724648864It's a silly concept for a small, mobile force like Space Marines to have manned turrets when deployable automated ones like Tarantulas have existed for over a decade, and they waste manpower on it while also exposing the gunner to danger.
>>724649475Machine spirits are shit and only have BS 2 while a marine would use his own BS of 4.
>>724649406I like how 40k is so old that you are bound to see official or fan art for every possible encounter/battle between every faction and subfaction
>>724649885No shit, point being that the marine could be putting his BS4 somewhere else because they don't have numbers but have allied forces who do that can hold ground instead, and an unmanned turret is far more expendable than a marine, who is also exposed in 3 directions. Hope some plasmagun wielding heretic doesn't show up to your flank.
>>724650638why are you making so many assumptions?
>>724650839You design something based on assumptions. The turret was designed on the assumption that spess mehreens might need to defend a forward base, but existing turrets already do the job and it is a fact that you expose a marine to great danger putting him on a manned defense turret, making it a stupid design.
>SINNDRIII>SINNNDDRRRIIIIIII>SSIIIIINNNNNNNDRRRRIIIIIIIIIergh,, what>metal bawkses
>>724651287doesn't seem profitable tea bee haech
Postan in a sticky.
>>724635662The devs are literal cucks, you should have expected it. I refuse to play any of their new garbage.
Is the TTS series worth watching, or is it a product of it's time that could only be appreciated at said time?
>>724652394It's better than the current GW slop.
>>724652394It's a product of its time and i'll argue shit gets worse as soon as it stops being about dripfeeding the Emperor the latest news of the Imperium shitting itself and starts introducing more stupid subplots that ironically align with the shit gw is pusing nowadays, Guilliman's resurrection feels like it's TTS all over againOnly funny bits that aged well are the shorts like the heresy scene or Caiphas Cain or anything involving the ultrasmurfs.
>>724633858Well then you better hit the big button that makes you sprint allll the way back to the base instead of fighting.
>>724652534that was actually going to be my follow-up question. only thing I know is Eisenhorn being thrown about as a potential series (they're gonna fuck it up just like every other fucking fiction interest of mine) but didn't realise they already had a tonne of shows out. The hammer and bolter one looks like it gets shit correct, but I won't know for sure until I watch it.>>724652721eh it makes a change to reading 1d4chan pages when i want a fix of lore crossed with humour. anything Cain is welcome
>>724642304the fuck is demoralizing about GW being retarded? that's been the case for 50 years
Everybody always talks that gw's panic button is female space marines, but i think they have a bigger redder emergency last resort defcon 1 button: Felinids.Forget Girl Astartes, try Imperial Furry Guard and don't limit it to just catgirls, do the entire furry spectrum from foxes to dogs to anything you can think of (Beastmen get refreshed and fielded again into the guard but it's mostly because we get cute goat/sheep girls).
>>724633858>BROTHERS AND SISTERS I AM PINNED HEREOld one was outdated, fixed for you
>>724634163Such a silly model, but the Blood Raven color scene is just so good.
>>724653534John Blanche Catgirls>John Blanche CatgirlsHHHHNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG
>>724635662I killed her instantly because she's not human.
>>724654117WAAAAGGGHHHHHHHH
>>724654117I want another SPESS MUHREEN game featuring Orks, SM2 was cool but Tyranid's only personality is chomping and eating and chaos marine shit is boring (the dreadnought section was amazing though), it's just not the same without a warboss bantering or boys going waaagh as i send them to the stratosphere with a rocket.
>>724652394Text-To-Speech?it was fine until it started getting longer and decided animating things is too hard, shifting to the podcast format>>724652721>that ironically align with the shit gw is pusing nowadaysI can't imagine how they would have reacted to femstodes, mostly because they seemed to be weirdos with weird opinions even by warhammer standards, the gay custode stuff was really not right
>>724633858MODSBAN THIS PERSON FOR HACKING AND STICKYING HIMSELF
>>724653534>female space marinesWhat is the point of that shit, when they've specifically made a faction consisting only of women which has identical armory to space marines and very similar organization structure to space marines?Besides, how is that even going to work? With the amount of biotechnological optimization for heavy duty combat going on, female actual space marines should be indistinguishable from male space marines.
>>724654475>*BLAM* You will report yourself to the end of your flashlight for voicing doubt on the motivations of His most glorious Angels of Death.
>>724654424you think you do but you dont.orks in any context other than them screaming and shooting gun has always been terrible, talking orks is just the worst
>>724653534>Beastmen get refreshed and fielded again into the guard>again>we get cute goat/sheep girls!The only way to get catgirls or female beastmen into 40K is if it's feministWhich means ugly, fat and breastless modelsSee image related40K has been uggified for a while now and everyone says "Yeah but there is only war so of course everyone's face is scar tissue and half their teeth are missing" to justify the uggo yet never complained about things looking nice before
>>724654506It's mandated by Amazon it will be part of the new 40k in the making.Also Blackrock and Vanguard own GW stock.
>>724654678>you think you do but you dont.No, i do, and it is not just for banter's sake, Orkz are THE perfect rival faction to the imperium when you look at everything elseChaos is just ooh look at this ooga booga demon magic and demons with no personality at all and Chaos Space Marine traitor legions is just an excuse to fight space marines as enemies without deviating from playing as the imperium. T'au would just be Halo 2 jackal spam, same deal with Necrons, just a bunch of boring rattling bones with pewpew gun. Genestaler shit is only fun when it's Space Hulk media because it's at least playing against the 'nids but with the tightness of an alien game rather than shit being starship troopers (which is the only thing Tyranids get)But Orkz? These gits got the best variety, the best guns, the best looks and the best of the best. You can do anything other factions have with Orkz and that is why they are the best at being the best rivals to the imperium, you can have tank vs tank fights, you can take it to the skies against the shit Orkz got, you can have big fuck you stompa fights against an imperial knight, there's options and that's the thing that makes Orkz a lovely company compared to all other factions and it's not like shit's just a parallel to space marines, Orkz would LOVE all sides of the imperium, even the Sisters of Battle would get Orkz act down bad when comparing each other's meltas
>>724655594Also call it Ork bias, i don't give a shit, Orkz are the one faction that has pushed the imperium's shit harder THAN EVERYBODY ELSETyranids? They get plot armor'd out of planets inhabited by ultra smurfs and even planets without smurfs get smurfedGenestealer? Shit's always exterminatus or just erased before its overChaos? Expunged as alwaysT'au? LOLEldar (all kinds of eldar and not just aeldari)? LMAOOrks? These fuckers reached TERRA ITSELF, no other faction has gotten this close to terminate the imperium (or at least cause a second eye of terror by unplugging the big E off of his toilet seat) and even if you could say that Orkz winning here would be losing cause then the galaxy is going to be chaos, Orkz have a record of shitkicking Chaos so much their usage of warp travel is a CHOICE they make compared to their subspace teleport they do because warp travel = chaos demons pop in ships = fun krumpin.
Luv me sum pirate elves
>>724656101base your fucking minis before you post these on another board you fucking asswipe
>>724637553Is Biomancy the most busted discipline? Not only can you turn yourself into a 8ft tall superhuman that can punch demons to death that never ages but you also get to shoot lighting couse why not?
>>724634163>PrimarisFake marines and fake astartes.>>724634564Only Lorgar and Pert were right in all of this.At Least Perturabo pimpslaped a demon into submission, the rest sold out like faggots.
>>724656101I honestly don't get why they exist when chaos is there but hey they're fun
>>724656506It's busted but you are a psyker. You have a perpetual target on your back that lights up whenever you use your powers.
>>724637553>The Tzeentchian daemon on his way to burst out of your skull the moment you try that shit
>>724633858>Blood Ravens were always cool as fuck>they get turned into a reddit meme chapterI hate this fucking timeline.
>>724654028>John " Ishii and Shirow are my fallout 76 buddies" BlancheModern rainbow haired and cucked to oblivion courtesy of Black Library writers and ADB would never let that happen.Allan "Daddy issues" Owen is the sole reason of why 40k writing is so ass, as the entire company behavior going full DEI.
>>724634163>>724634269Brotha I am go-carting!
>>724655594>>724655992Orks are cool but the same shit can get tiring after a while, for every cool device like the bug fuckoff gravity gun that can slam shit together there are the same guns, same choppahs and same slabs of metal
>>724656658>Me when I say no:
>>724634972Primaris really is just 1 step forward with the armor design, thousand steps back with everything else.
>>724656979>with the armor designexcept Gravis
Instead of space dwarves they should have had humans who just progressed without the Imperium and advanced their tech, but they shouldn't be another laser plasma robo shiny faction like Tau and instead have a new shtick but I have no ideas
>>724656979I really disagree, firstborn gear looks so much better all around. Those bigass pauldrons and the angry helmet, or the beakies, plus more imposing proportions in general. Cool as shit.Fuck Phobos armor especially. Such cancer.
>>724657206The thing about another human faction is that there is literally no shtick for them that one of the myriad of imperial factions doesn't already cover.The only concept would be some far-flung human colony that still has most of the DAoT tech, but they would be OP as shit and therefore very hard to insert into the setting without fucking things up.
>>724657414Yeah but ultimately most subfactions in the imperium just want to serve the emperor, maybe have these new humans advanced but not DAoT level advanced but have the potential to go that far but got discovered by the other factions and it's stepping in their cornflakes and progress but what new shtick they would have that's completely separate from the imperium and its fanatical believes I have no idea, maybe make em another goofy faction and have them be cartoony alien themed or something with their main ships being saucers
>>724657206>humans who just progressed without the Imperium and advanced their techBut that is exactly what the space dorfs are, only losing 2 feet along the way.
>>724657327Even in the old GW stuff when they did live action cutscenes, 40k marines had proper proportions.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bFMdj_gfrQ
>>724658063Yeah but they also have that mining and mineral theme because le dwarves, that being said they are still very fucking boring and not that dwarf-like even, it feel like they aren't really having fun with the concept
>>724634163I don’t like this dumb tacticool garbage. Well maybe 40k is not for me anymore.
>>724633858>>724633953Big E didn't send SHIT. It's all your dumbass commisars and Primarchs (or lack thereof) making these dumbass calls. No wonder Robbie Gully had to come back and try and unfuck some shit
>"And then Guilliman came 9 times right in my pussy lmao">"But jokes on him I wasn't Yvraine at all! Hahahaha plans within plans!"
>>724658423>implying the primarchs and space marines aren't sterile:^)
>>724658297Roawboat is livid how modern nu40k isAnd wishes of 2nd-5th edition period era where he was still asleep, the imperium was competent, and Black Library didnt exist and wasn't dominated by faggots ruining the setting.
>>724658560They're *literally* better men.
>>724658648
>>724649406That's close to what the Leagues of Votann are
>>724654506The Sisters of Battle are a joke. Female Custodes should be sufficient
>>724653534This post got me thinking about the irony of those old black templar vs furry images are considering you can find more furries in the imperium than any other xenos race. Fuck, didn't the fucking space wolves got a model that is just quite literally an astartes werewolf? That's some putrid heresy if you ask me.
>>724658969They don't like to be reminded of that
GORK>MORK
>>724659068GW may or may not be sweeping them under the rug, they didn't get updated in the recent Space Wolf refresh
Chaos is so lame sometimes >"You may have beaten me but I'll come back and actually jokes on you since you'll die and get devoured by me and the boys sooner or later!>time and space are meaningless to us actauklly and i can do this cuz fuck you>Na na na na naaa naaaaah we have FOUR emperor level daemons ruling our faction and you have one!>You have no idea how pathetic and insignificant you are, in fact 99% of chaos battles are in the warp and your material ones are merely just skirmishes in the grand game
>>724659068Digganobz
>>724643319METAL BAWKZES
>>724659240Chaos is based.
>>724658898that looks cool, do they have more shit like this?
>>724659390Yeah I like it too but come on
>>724659189Wulfen will probably be cured when Russ came back, Primaris successors already handle their genesneed being stuck to Fenris natives
>>724659398He's a unique character they just got, they got a few recent models. This is their new scientist tech unit
>>724658560I forget fucking who, and this may have been a fever dream for all I know, but I could have sword some BL authority at some point in the fairly recent past has confirmed (second hand) that Space Marines can TECHINCALLY procreate naturally, they just don't feel any sexual drive and don't like the idea of passing their primarch's genes to standard baseline humans or some such, so it just doesn't really happen.It was some weird bit that came out in an interview for Space Marine 2, I think. I have no idea if it's true because I can't find the interview.
>>724659659I like their robots
>>724659659Fucking clash of clans mother fucker kekNot too bad what about vehicles and weapons?
>>724658960I don't want SoB to be a joke I want them to be good and for people to shut up about female space marines or they kill themselves
>>724659776They just got light vehicles but still not feeling the space buggy look. They really need the classic squat trains.
>>724659774These are their space marine equivalents who are actually tall robots. Feel very starcraft to me
>>724659891didn't they have zeppelin looking ships?
>>724659776They also got this scouting party kill team lat year. I'll give GW this, they're doing a decent variety of looks for such a new faction
>>724660004Yeah they did way back in the day
>>724660083Do they have more goofy stuff like that mad scientist?
>>724654506>With the amount of biotechnological optimization for heavy duty combat going on, female actual space marines should be indistinguishable from male space marines.Honestly, this is not a bad take for space-marine gender. The amount of fuckery a space marines body undergoes they could easily retcon the entire thing to be so that by the time a space marine is done baking in the oven, they are completely fucked up genital and gender wise, making it more accurate to refer to all space marines as a-gender. But on the other hand, there is a problem with making 40k more inclusive, which is. the "it's a parody of fascism" aspect. In the end, at it's core, 40k is "what if we turn fascist ideology up to 9001?" And in that world, it doesn't make the most sense for women to be equal in any sense.
>>724660232Their psyker is pretty dorf, it feels like a Fantasy model
>>724659240Nurgle shat his pants in his cuckshed when the Emperor showed up in his garden, the chaos gods ain't SHIT compared to Big E.There's a reason they call him Anathema.
>>724660232I like these guys who are just miners and wear tanktops
Space marine 2 only made me love primaris more
>>724660481>>724660587How strong are they?
>>724660568>when the Emperor showed up in his garden
>>724660752Like on the tabletop? Grimnirs are pretty meh and the earthshakers are indirect fire which is overly expensive points wise by GW's balancing nowadays. Votann are pretty mid tier win rate rise, but there's nothing really unusable
>>724661003no like physically, they look buff and I heard their muscles are dense
>>72465673840k has been reddit since the MCU fanboys moved on to the horus heresy
>>724661079The berserkers are buff and further augmented, they can beat marines in melee range
>>724658960>Female Custodes and Female Space Marines
>>724661558I don't want female space marines either but Custodes aren't space marines.
Wasn't mechanicus 2supposed to come out this year
>>724661596Custodes are space marinesGo be a tranny somewhere else, because even the first 3 letters of the alphabet kicked you fags out
>>724633858>sticky Why?
>Made Female Custodes>Only coomers and faggots push this idea>The cooler Sisters of Silencie still missing alot of units from the lore.Fuck the Golden banana faggots
>>724660863Long story short, Guilliman got taken to Papa Nurgle's garden by Mortarion and was almost killed. Then the Emprah possessed Guilliman, and Mortarion instantly recognized the presence of his father which made Nurgle so mad he yanked Mortarion into his manse and locked the doors. Big E then proceeded to talk mad shit, basically saying that the chaos gods are fucked and there is no place for them to hide, before burning a massive swath of the garden and peacing out.
>>724661693Quaternary
>>724659662Contrary to popular belief, Space marines are not castrated, chemically or physically. The equipment is there. This is even noted in a book, where Ignace Karkasy, a Remembrancer, sees marines in the shower after a mission and states "Very big, aren't they?"
>>724661764>The cooler Sisters of Silencie still missing alot of units from the loreNobody says this and I like the Sisters more than most
BROTHER!May I have some oats?
>>724661397Well they have muscles for sure
>>724661693nta but Custodes are literally by definition not Space Marines, the Talons are second only to the Emperor himself and everyone else, Space Marines and Inquisitors included, bends the knee to them.That said, female Custodes are redundant when the Sisters of Silence exist, unless they're going to make both orders mixed (which they won't because this only ever goes one way).
>>724661990Surely you mean bolts, brother?
>>724662241where the fuck is the giantism and weird unnatural muscle face?
>>724661693They are both genetically altered super soldiers, but they are otherwise completely different. If you look up the process of how to create a Space Marine, none of that has to do with Custodes. Custodes don't spit acid, they don't have 2 hearts, they can't eat the dead to learn their memories, they have their own unique process of creating super soldiers that is too difficult to mass produce like Space Marines. I bet you don't even like Warhammer, you're just a retarded poser.
>>724662241Yes, thousands of bolts into that thing.>inb4 hurr durr le chudYes.
>>724661558Women space marines are 100% coming. It's inevitable. The custodes was just the first teaser of this. I suspect it will have something to do with the two lost primarchs.
>>724662138>unless they're going to make both orders mixeddoesn'tAren't Culexus basically SoS and the have male blanks that Officio Assassinorum uses frequently
>>724662501hey how strong are these assassins man?
>>724662138NuGamesWorkshop simply hates Sisters because all sisters are canonically the most beautiful women in the imperium, and sisters used to get shit done until Grey Knights, Matt Ward and ADB happened.They already tested the waters for normalfags and trannies to eat with AoS with the tranny stormcasts.All of the nu40k fanbase nowadays are nothing but retarded tourists who met 40k courtesy of fucking TTS, and GW shoving DEI faggotry courtesy of the Soros money they got off a certain shareholder.And all since 2019>>724662404You are a normalfag who>never played any 40k game from the old days or new>Never gave a shit about watching fantasy die courtesy of archaon mary sueisms>Never owned a plastic crack>never played DoW at its peakYou are nothing but a tourist who met warhammer through youtube faggotry.>>724662467I rather see the "religion of peace" bomb GW's offices, which may happen soon seeing how much of a Rio de Janeiro Nottingham is right now
>>724662587>All of the nu40k fanbase nowadays are nothing but retarded tourists who met 40k courtesy of fucking TTSYou forgot about the marvel fanboys who moved on to 40k because of the primarchvengers.
If you're not born and raised in the UK, then you're a 40k secondary desu
>>724662587Sisters of Silence are not Sisters of Battle
>>724662725those were after gathering storm and the retarded rapefest that was the HH books.Even the emperor's dialogue with horus was removed, even the fucking genesis of their origins and tragedy, and all thanks to fucking Erda aka nuGeedub's self insert claiming that 40k is male toxic shit.>>724662790that includes you m8.>>724662875Did i mention the Bald MuteBitches?
>>724662967You wish, bellend.
>>724662967In the post your replied to
>>724662587You are a newfag who>has no argumentI've been playing since the dawn of the millennium. I have some shitty Dark Eldar from the 3rd edition starter kit. You should quit this hobby, it's embarrasing how you think that Custodes are Space Marines.
>>724662574Culexus beat anyone that isn't a named character.
>>724662967>40k is male toxic shit.I wish…
>>724663120Are you exaggerating or are they really that busted, what about the custards?
>Nu/tg/ shill force has arrivedshit's tiresome.
>>724662574Every assassin can easily take down one or more basic space marines in direct combat (lore wise) and out right devastating in their niches. Like, its not even close unless plot armor is involved.The only people that actually believes space marines are anywhere near an imperial assassin are coping while buying the newest Primaris model.With that I will once again shill Assassinorum Kingmaker, best 40k book imo and a damn good book in general>3 Autistic Assassins are dumped on a knight world and told to kill the king, who never leaves his mini titan >proceeds to shit talk each other the entire time
>>724663260Unironically. A Culexus is basically a Blank crossed with an Eversor. If it has a soul, and doesn't have plot armor, it loses to a Culexus.Sisters of Silence would be the closest equivalent, but they are meant to work in units, so an indiviual Culexus is going to out perform an individual Sister of Silence.
The campaign for DoW II was so fun. I don't play RTS all that much so I can see why somebody like me would enjoy it but it's nice going through missions and collecting gear to trick out your units with. I wish more did that.
Pin me down, Sister
>>724663430>>724663571So these mother fuckers are real trouble, and let me guess, they cant be mass produced right?
>>724663260I don't know about every non named character and Custodes, but any of the main assassins can kill a space marine at melee range, even the vindicares surprisingly. Eversors and Culexes are nightmares to fight and Callidus' are no slouch either.
>>724663260Every faction has a few of those faceless goons that are their elite top tier unit that is undefeatable.Custodes are the best of those mary sue units.You are pretty much using a named character points wise if you use one on the field (sorta)That said, 40k is retarded.Every bit of lore exists to sell small plastic figures, every faction's SUPER DOOPER unit is unkillable(tm)until they need to make another unit look stronger/cooler
>>724663665No, in fact assassins are probably the hardest to produce of any Imperial asset, maybe even more than Custodes.
>>724634249Bionicles were much cooler than nuhammer
WARHAMMER IS FOR EVERYONE
>>724663731how do they do against xenos and chaos
>>724663665Very rare, but every story has exactly the amount they need. GW sucks with numbers.0.0000000001% of the human population is an inquisitor, but between Black Library, rulebooks, and white dwarf I swear every other person is super speshul
>>724663665It takes a lot to produce any Imperial Assassin, especially a Culexus, but not any more than you'd need to produce any other busted unit like a Custodes, so there's bound to be as many of them as there are Blanks available to Offico Assassinorium.
>>724663732Wokehammer sisters… Our response?
>>724663858A culexus destroyed a tau base and the supreme ethereal
>>724662587>All of the nu40k fanbase nowadays are nothing but retarded tourists who met 40k courtesy of fucking TTS, and GW shoving DEI faggotry courtesy of the Soros money they got off a certain shareholder.GW is just aware that there's no future for their enterprise because 3d printing will only get better and more accessible with time, so apparently they're looking to sell everything to Amazon or other large American company before they end up holding the bag. And Americans don't buy anything that isn't extra zesty nowadays.
>>724663858One (1) Culexus killed the supreme leader of the Tau Empire and his retinue of elite bodyguards.
>>724662790Well this makes sense. 40k world is a pretty authentic feudalism, and unless you lived under a real feudalism, you wouldn't really get it. That's where all those tards saying shit about "fascism" come from.
>>724664007Lol his mask looks extra smug here
>>724663863I know the topic of rarity in 40k is a moot point, but I'd say Culexus are THE rarest unit barring some war in heaven type thing.>They have to be a blank, arguably the rarest thing a human can be save... idk the combined souls of ancient shamans or something>They have to survive with a psychic condition that actively hates you and wants to kill you, making life past infancy hard to say the least>You have to be picked up by the Adeptus Assassanorum, and not turned into an inquisitors pet shield>You have to survive the training and augmentations (while they don't want to kill you, you don't get culexus assassin by going easy)>Then you are probably gonna die in a few missions anyway, because if there is a problem that requires a Culexus, its a BIG problemIf memory serves, Custodes are more expensive and time consuming.But technically you can throw any 10 year old Terran Noble at the gene smiths and maybe get a custodes in a century.Also (I know it was before the new custodes lore) but Malcador picked the Assassins for his hail mary attempt to kill horus
>>724633953Informing your brothers that you are pinned is not directly calling for aid.Furthermore, allowing one of the most valuable tools of the emperor to perish because of a misplaced sense of pride is heretical, even if that tool is yourself.
>>724663863>as many of them as there are Blanks available to Offico AssassinoriumI don't think there's an Imperium-wide blank harvesting effort like there is for psykers, so you'd probably be much more gated by that than by amount of dudes tough enough to be a Custodes
>>724664390Mankind stands on the shoulders of the Martyred
>>724664504The Sisters of Silence have breeding programs and I assume they send their males to the Assassinorum? I'd assume female Culexes would thus be rarer
>>724663958Not under orange man's presidency and what is coming after it.Even the main Alphabet organization told the trannies and the rest to fuck off and die and went back to LGB/GLS, it took all of them flipping out to pull the trigger.it will take 2 years of massive corporate losses til they decided to blacklist everyone related to DEI shit in every industry.There will be a lot of rainbow haired freaks with mutilating genitals regretting what they did and popping up dead.Far more easier to see GW calling the quits and selling to Hasbro or Bandai if they raise the bet.Plus, most people are 3dprinting 2nd to 5th ed armies, which were the best molds
>>724664635>breeding programsI'm pretty sure they just recruit from the schola progenium. I don't think it's a requirement in all orders to be chaste, but I might be wrong.
>>724663858lorewise they are retarded and can kill anything, they have any magic bullet/poison the plot requires
>>724663958>move from Based metal to plastic because it's cheaper to make>it's so cheap people can just do it at home and cut you out and there's not a damn thing you can do to spot fakesServes them right
>>724664753Common misconception you got, but Sisters of Silence and Sisters of Battle are totally different organizations. The Sisters of Battle/Adeptus Sororitas recruit from the Schola. The Sisters of Silence have their own temples. A blank would almost certainly not join the Schola
Correct me if I am wrong, but I distinctly remember assassins being such a valuable resource that deploying even one requires the High Lords of Terra to sign off on it.
>>724664794what about against something like dark eldar
>>724664948 my bad, i totally mixed them up
>>724633953The God Emperor masturbates to interracial porn, you are all dying for a race traitor
>>724664595There is a difference between a martyr and a fool who throws away his life, especially as that life is not yours to throw away as a Spess Marien. You are a tool of the emperor and should know humility.
>>724664905Plus all those formerly metal models are shit plastic that bends way too often and too easily and just looks pretty crap. I'm willing to work with metal, I've played Warmachine like 70% of the roster is metal, but I won't stand for shit plastic from a company that claims to have the best minis in the industry. Especially not for the prices GW charges the fucking snakes.
If you didn't live under Margret Thatcher, you're not a real 40k fan.
>>724664967Yes, its 2/3s of the High Lords need to sign off on it. The Grandmaster of the Assassins is theoretically the most dangerous, one of them took over the Imperium. The current one basically single-handedly ended an attempted coup by a bunch of former high lords who hated Guilliman by just having a bunch of vindicares kill them all
>>724664967Minor misconception, that happened because twice the master of assassins went nuts and killed all the high lords to sieze power. It's pretty explicitly a big handicap on their operations.
>>724665135took over the imperium?
>>724633858lmao they pinned him
>>724664753>I don't think it's a requirement in all orders to be chasteI don't remember any chasity requirement in any Ordo or Imperial faction.Some lorelets think SoB are literal nuns in space but that's not the case.
>>724652394lollmao evenit was never worth watching
>>724665003It doesn't matter. They had something like universal 2+ to wound and the excuse was that: they'll just use/make the appropriate bullet for the target.
>>724665243I want to fuck a nun in space
>>724665203He's talking about the guy who killed Sebastian Thor and turned Sisters of Battle into his personal harem until one of them iced him, but I don't think that guy was originally in charge of Assassins although he used them
>>724665203Probably not on the scale Goge Vandire did, but he took over the buraeucracy on Terra and did some stuff. The High Lords tend to make a lot of edicts, but given how fucking huge the Imperium is you can go centuries without whatever bullshit they make law making its way to your planet, and even then you can get away with not following it provided you continue to pay your taxes on time. Emperor help you if you don't pay the taxman on time. That's the most grimdark part of the setting. Taxes.
>>724665389who enforces them? Inquisition?
>>724635662All they would have had to do to "fix" it was have not just the RT but Yrliet move a bit culturally and learn. its fine that you have to learn to romance an Elf as an Elf, but they should also learn that after you sit and learn and meditate and all the rest, that you protect their soulstones etc.. that you're not lesser in the same sense as most humans and have proven yourself. Its supposed to be a story about how despite all the prejudices and stupidity on both sides, you both learn to see the good in the other and the value that their culture etc.. brings. Yrliet doesn't do enough to show that she recognizes your value even after all that shit. Hell, even the fucking degenerate deldar is more willing to be in a relationship if he thinks he's on your leash or whatever the fuck once you get beneath his desire to be dominated. Then again the devs also fucked up the fact you can't be in a relationship with Argenta by either corrupting the fuck out of her (difficult) or if you both come together over your shared love of the Emprah's ideals. If they didn't make your fish princess waifu such a good option I'd say they would have completely fucked up many of the female relationships in RT. I hear that Kibbles is also pretty good from the DLC though.
>>724665203https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Drakan_VangorichThis guy, he murdered all the other high lords, and ruled the Imperium for a hundred years.
>>724635662>all the fans who loved Eldar waifus.Dabbing on closeted homos is not, has never been and will never be not Based
>>724665243Imagine being some literally who Guardsmen sergeant and getting a pityfuck from an SoB, basically the next best thing to getting a handshake from Big E himself
>>724665431Taxation is probably under the jurisdiction of the Administratum, but enforcing compliance most likely falls to the Adeptus Arbites.
>>724665440>but Yrliet move a bit culturally and learn.What part of "/pol/, if it was an alien" do you not understand? Shes even an incel who spergs her way into being barely tolerated by her own kind just to hamemr the point home.
>>724665503how strong are those wannabe judge dreads anyway? They can look cool but I know nothing about them
>>724665431Primarily the Administratum, which if I remember correctly is a big ass organization that includes both the Imperial Navy and the Guard, among other major institutions. The Schola Progenium falls under the Church strangely enough, so Commissars, Stormtroopers, and Sisters of Battle all get taught by the religious types so their extra into the Imperial Creed. So really the taxman comes around with an Emperor class battleship and several regiments of Imperial Guard in case you missed a month to get that money. Shit, I think it's happened a few times where the Administratum sent a force to collect on some planets that missed their payments due to alien invasion or some other major cataclysm. Turns out not even an Ork WAAAGH is not an excuse to miss out on paying your taxes.
>>724635662>cuckolderyThis is why shill for the Iron Warriors
>>724665673They can give traitor guardsmen and genestealer cultists a run for their money, at least.
>>724633953>God Emperorspace marines are atheists
>>724665939What about inquisitors? What kind of equipment do they have? Some are psykers too right?
Been playing heirophant on Inquisitor Martyr. Extremely fun. Also post your recent models.
>>724666010Inquistors are so varied that you can't really make generalizations like that.
>>724661927Fuck you, I like them. and should replace the gay ass Grey Knights as the prime anti daemon hunters out there.
>>724666213oh like a faction of main characters
>>724666031>mfw was just playing Tech-Adept on MartyrYou better not be spying on me.
>>724664007>aura so strong the tau immediately die from cringeBased
>>724666221>new classesI played mostly on launch Sniper and Heavy Flamer Gunner. How the game nowdays?
>>724666221Stay mad, roasties.
>>724663957>>724664007Aren't tau supposed to be almost totally disconnected from the Warp or some shit, how the hell did he do that?
>>724666363Mean to quote >>724666349>>724666031
>>724659167GORK<>MORK
>>724666349The Inquisition (me) spies on the Emperor's subjects.
>>724666432The masks the Culexus assassins wear enhance their blank presence to such a degree that their presence becomes agonizing even to non-psykers. Psykers in their presence will often voluntarily tear out their eyes and commit sudoku.
>>724665550Are you kidding? The Imperium is more or less degenerated into /pol/ more than the various Aeldari (well, maybe one craftworld is pretty much mirroring it by being the most xenophobic), but even within the various branches of space elf you've got Deldar, Craftworld, Exodites, Pirates, Harlequins etc.. and they all have different ways of dealing with shit and beliefs of what is going on and the best ways forward. Her being a sperg should prove she's not supposed to be a traditionalist. Her entire "romance" is basically the RT showing that they learn about not just Elf culture but her in particular and why she does certain things. You fail immediately if you just suggest humping her leg like the monkeigh she thinks you may be at that point. You learn about what she values, meditate with her, and understand even the completely stupid decision she makes in Ch3, and go on to eventually stand behind her later on etc. She even refers to you as something other than a normal human (you're a traveler, not just a base creature). She gives you a sign of faith and even soul-bonds with you if you do everything right. The only issue should be that for all the shit you go through to understand her, she should at least go through a significant amount to show she understands you as well. Honestly, if they either suggested that she was basically too much of an autist for physical intimacy entirely (even with other aeldari) or had her enjoy it with you because she understood what human pair bonding found it important, it would have been fine. The only problem is it seems like the RT is the only one putting out lots of effort including forgiving for a potential betrayal and she's not really doing anyhting but accepting you catering to her. Sure, allowing a human into her soul/mind is still a step but they just need to equalize the effort a bit more especially given the difficulty and effort that the RT puts in on their side
>>724666575Reeeeee.>>724666440I wouldn't know but the Hierophant and SOB were the last DLC classes to be added, and I haven't tried the former personally. Latter is basically ult/banner/charge+heat, phys ranged and melee.Need to level it up some more, but it's been a better run than my Assassin.
>>724666695The pirates don't really "have" a best way forward. They're the Eldar equivalent of Jackquez and his boys going around stealing for shits and giggles until they make it to 300 and decide being a thug ain't all it's cracked up to be. Then they either choose to go to one of the other groups of space elves to live like they do.
>>724665440It's almost like she was put there to remind you, that the imperium rule to shoot all xenos on sight exist for a very good reason. Different sentient species cannot coexist, it's basically a law of physics. Ironically, relationship between humans and eldars in 40k is way too amicable.
>>724666363I just play offline mode when bored. The heirophant is very fun. You get 4 warband members who get their own equipment and skill points. The sister character feels a lot like the crusader in my opinion. The admech one is a fun minion character as well. It's still unbearably slow leveling past 70 or so.
>>724666867The assassin never felt right to me. The cover usage stuff, mobility abilities, and glass cannon feel just never felt good to me in this game.
>>724665243yeah, that's what I mean, I think they fuck
>>724665990and 40k fans are redditors
>>724652206>Came into this thread for this >am not dissapointed.
>>724667182The faggots from /r Sigmarxism are not fans of anything. I take that back, they're fans of gay race communism and doing shit like a trans clone trooper.
>>724667130Well, it is kind of a glass cannon class if you make it that way. Surprisingly decent at mob mop-up with that aimed cooldown perk.
is inquisition martyr fun
>>724667424Define fun.Because it's a fairly basic ARPG that appeals to the 'number go up' style. The voice acting is also very hit and miss, leaning toward miss most of the time.
I just installed Dawn of War and all the DLC, which one is the best/most fun?
>>724667721Soulstorm because flamethrowers.
>>724666932Well, yeah many of them are counterproductive , insular, or holding to a particular "way" with such rigidity out of fear of what happened with the Fall. Deldar basically decide to keep on being degenerates to the max in order to ensure that Slaanesh eats someone else first, Craftworlders stay very disciplined and ensure that you follow the various Ways, even the Corsairs as you mention go around devoting themselves to that shit until they realize its not going to be the terminal point (kinda like a student fucking around hostels in europe after college, busking, and fucking in flophouses until they realize that's a nice experience but isn't really going to set you up for a comfortable life in your 40+ years). However the Pirates/Corsairs, still have people who think maybe that's a solution to their issues and takes awhile before they pick another path. >>724666947That's the simple default of the Imperium's dogma more than anything else, not even so much of the Emp himself (who obviously made use of not just DAOT but also Aeldari Webway related hardware) and even the Primarchs (the whole thing about Girlyman, his Aeldari friendly cult leader girlfriend, and all the benefits that come from that) and of course how varied Rogue Traders, Inquisitors, and others occasionally work with "forbidden by doctrine" alternates. Spess Mahreens and the like often will recognize that between Aeldari groups and Chaos Marines/cultists, Tyranids, Necrons or other groups that its the lesser of two evils and often work together - even the space elves often attack humans because the idea that they're doing stupid shit and are going to get the whole planet killed Hell, even the whole thing about Tau Gue'vesa having a better life than by some Imperium controlled worlds suggests that much like everything else in grimderp, the dogmatic shit and the huge bureaucracy that is operating to keep itself going isn't exactly the actual truth of the universe.
>>724667721Dark Crusade because Risk map and actually (mostly) functional campaign map. Soulstorm has a lot of bugs and the remake didn't really fix them.
>Recently watch Space King>Suddenly want to read up on 40k lore again, even if SK is just a piss take of the original setting
why does Calgar send Titus on a suicide mission in the Secret Level?
>>724667536Having play a lot of those "number go up" ARPG, it's incredibly....basic. I've played better in the series and even the Fantasy version Chaos Bane does some things better. I'd only recommend it if you like 40k more than if you liked ARPGs. It's being carried pretty hard by the IP.
>>724667871Soulstorm is also the only one that attempted to address Dawn of Eldar and fix the balancing and I don't remember any of the bugs being gamebreaking
>>724634635What the fuck were they thinking, this goes against everything the emperor has taughtThe rowboat gillymarine is supposed to be hanging off the front in a baby carrier
Brothers I enjoyed the secret level episode, am I becoming corrupted?
>>724667157I think the average imperial joe doesn't really know that, however. IIRC Ciaphas Cain had a quickie with one once and while his inquisitor situationship sort of gf was just kind of miffed about it everyone else had a bit of a jawdrop moment.
>>724658147You're telling me they didn't hire real life actors with space marine proportions?
>>724667986You can AFK on the campaign map pretty often in Soulstorm and with how bloated the costs for retinue units and other shit is, you kind of have to. Likewise some of the triggers in the stronghold missions don't really work to well, and a few of them crashed the game. Which even for a remake shouldn't happen, but I guess they wanted it to be as faithful as possible.
>>724634972that's some propah dakka
>>724667157The warrior ones are too busy and fanatical to fuck even if there aren't rules against it, but the ones in the more peaceful orders have implied relationships
>>724668082The only problem with the campaign was hunt the gateway against Eldar but that also was a thing in Dark Crusade
>>724667536>Define fun.fag
>>724633953This, really ass space Marines simply steal their supplies from other inferior chapters having proven their worth to the Emperor T. Marines Malevolent Gang
You have Captain Diomedes
>>724668350But anon I'm not an eldar player.
>>72466808140k before 4th ed was fun
