YO THIS GAME GAY AS SHIT BRO
>>724635625>Another idiot that picked the gay route complains about gay shitWhy do they always out themselves like this?
>>724636019>just don't scoop the turd in your soup bro!
>>724635625>v-tards goes full fag again and complains about game being wokeIt's another KCD2 moment>You control the buttons you pressThe line that buckbroken V
>>724636019How about no gay shit in the game?
>>724636098Yes?
>>724635625this looks photoshopped
>>724636098>a food analogy with a shit included in a place it obviously wouldn't bejesus you people need to learn to have an argument instead of parroting retarded shit you read on this site.
>>724636098>ah a buffet>My god they have options>Gadzooks, is that a pot of turds?>Such vile, nasty, ugly behaviour>*Scoops up a hearty dollop of dookie and slathers it upon my plate*>what the FUCK fucking FAGGOTS turned up the diarrhea dial on my food! This isnt MY FAULT!!!!limp dicked mongrel
>>724636872>shit included in a place it obviously wouldn't beHmmm sounds like gayslop pandering in videogamesFood analogy chads keep winning
There is no indication this will happen lol maybe you people would knoe if you played the game
>all these shitibs trying to pretend Dispatch is the next BG3
>>724635625>play a millennial writing “game” where you watch a movie and sometimes click a button>surprised when it’s gay as hellSounds like a skill issue on your part. Make better life choices.
>>724636019I pick the no buy route you disingenuous faggot.
>>724635625>>724636019>>724636298It's not even gay. It's the opposite. They're fighting over the same woman, and Phenomaman being something of a psychopath, kisses you to confirm that you're a worse kisser than he is. The player doesn't like it. And Phenomaman doesn't do it because he likes you. It's not presented as romantic. It's not presented as erotic. It's not presented as gay. It's presented as "What the fuck Phenomaman is a psychopath."But go ahead and rage anyway. Some people are addicted to being upset I guess.
>kiss man option>presses it>WTF I DIDNT KNOW IT WOULD KISS MAN
>>724635625is it tho? You chose to tell him you kissed his girlfriend, so he decided to sodomize you.What were you expecting really?
>>724635625>game>dating/relationshipgarbage
>>724637487Its presented as thumbnail clickbait for the youtubers that will compulsively give the game free publicity
>>724637487>>724637972This reminds me if Baki’s dad
>choice 1: gay sex>choice 2: not gay sex>"hmm, i'm feeling daring today, let's see what happens if I choose 1">gay sex happened>AIIIIIEEEEEE I-IS THAT GAY SEX??? HELP ME @FBI @POTUS @ICE
>>724637487>Kissing a dude is the opposite of gay
>>724637963Normal people dont' want the option, faggoteither put an option to remove it from the game unless you are gay, or keep that shit in gay games
Is someone samefagging the thread? It's not even a choice for gay sex. But that claim is being repeated over and over in the thread.
>>724635625You are in control of the buttons you press
>>724635625you didn't notice by the writing and the artstyle ?
>>724636298This. I hate faggots, I hate trannies, and I pretend to hate women while shitposting - in reality, it is the jew who created these problems that I truly hate. But I still hate fags and trannies and [sometimes] women, too.
>>724638870No idea who that is
>>724639068The IP counter was a hero.
>>724639018The thing is, the monster on the left is not a dude, is an alien wearing human skin.
>>724635625So uh.. what game is this so I can totally not go buy it right now?
>>724637487This is literally exactly what fujos like, straight dudes being gay. You're playing a femcel game
>>724635625there's nothing wrong with a manly kiss
>>724635625>>724636019>>724636098Samefag.
Is there a route in this game that doesn't end up in some relationship?
>>724636967No, it's more like this>ah a buffet>My god they have options>Gadzooks, is that a pot of turds?>Such vile, nasty, ugly behaviour>Turn around and walk out of the buffet immediately>Anon don't bother with that buffet, they have shit on the menuFaggot
>>724640541fuck off retard>ERM LE INSPECT ELEMENT LULZfuck off retard
>>724640643You literally have to choose between dating blond or mutt girl, that's the final choice of the latest episode, and its what determines the route you're going to follow for the next episodes.This game is not for incels that want to be loners. The MC was already a loner during the prelude, and he's trying to fix that, that's the entire point of the game, its his objective in life.
>>724635625>>724636019Wait this is real? How do you get this to happen? He just hugged me in my run.
>>724637487He’s Autistic, not psychopathic.Apart from that, yes, OP is shamelessly samefagging to whip retarded nogames into a frenzy.
>>724640738Nah, you just switched to your phone.Next time don’t set up a pathetically obvious line for yourself, have a bit of fucking restraint.
>>724640753>objective in life is to get laidWe live in a society
>>724639053Like 20% of Zoomers are gay, which is the target demographic for this game.
>>724640871>haha le samefag>no retard>ummm inspect element then>no retard>SO YOU SWITCHED TO YOUR LE PHONE THEN!!most retarded accusation on this site, since disingenuous niggerfaggots like you can move the goalpost forever
>>724640142Dispatch.
>>724637487kissing another man is gay. full stop
>>724636098lol never thought of it like this. its so true
>>724640478Commies are not men
>>724641405You're not kissing him though.
>>724640758That's because you were smart enough to not tell Superman that his girlfriend cheated on him with you. OP, on the other hand...
>>724642881>You and 99% of players did not warn Blonde Blazer about her dressThese numbers can't be real. 99%?
>>724644863You would have to be an autist to interrupt her mid-convo to say "Huh...your aureola is showing..."
>>724642881>99% not warning bbdamn that's a lot of pussy
>>724636098>anon is at a restaurant>on the menu are salads, fish, and chicken>EWWWWWWWWWW I HATE FISHSo don't order it, then>NOOOOOOO I HATE THAT THIS RESTAURANT HAS FISH, IT'S LIKE TURDS
>>724642881Okay for real: Who throws spaghetti? A protein shake is more throwable and more likely to extinguish any small flames.
>>724644863A few of them are bugged like that yeah. Brings up engagement tho “omg am I the only one that did X???”
>>724645164Telling her that it's too tight also warns her.
>>724644863I was one of the 1%. The lady was going to a gala dinner later that night, can't let my girl have a nip slip with the big wigs, after all.
>>724645164It's weird, but I never judge the small dialogue options because they're usually worded weird to fit the prompt. >Hey, your nipple is showing. A completely normal response, if you don't live a sitcom life.
>>724645394thats what I chose, dooesnt count as warning her
>>724645350That's because he threw the noodles on Water Boy. You are just giving him a taste of his own medicine.
It really is fascinating that so many people think the stats aren’t bugged.
>>724645350The retard threw noodles at Waterbro. It is perfectly justified for him to experience the same humiliation.
>>724645350This is what I've been pondering for the past 2 minutes.For some reason they decided to put that decision into the scoreboard so I've to wonder.What's the psychology behind picking spaghetti versus protein shake? What insight of the human mind can you acquire from the results of that choice?
>>724645164There is no shame in being blunt.
>>724645440t. Glassed the Lumberjack
>>724645552Yeah. The same applies to the Invisibitch stats at the end of ep 3. That's another 99% thing where it's completely Impossible that it's real.
>>724637963It's not even that, it's just a joke where if you admit you kissed Blonde Blazer he'll wonder if the kiss was a reason and so he kisses Robert to check if he's some amazing kisser, he's not
>>724636967I love the implication that you'd eat at a buffet that serves literal poopoo.
>>724645695>he's notOuch. MC is literally mid in everything
>>724645567>>724645498Fair, and I didn't think about it in that way. But on the hand: he threw noodles into Waterboy's face from point blank. Throwing spaghetti in a box has all types of ways it could fuck up. A protein shake is in a bottle, explodes on impact, and guaranteed to be more throwable.
>>724645552The results were fixed yesterday, check your local discord group.
>>724645773Plus, he's flameboy, he hates liquids.
>>724640478Timeless comedy
>>724645498>>724645498To be perfectly fair, he threw garbage noodles at Waterboy. It's not fair or fit of a punishment to throw perfectly good noodles at him. Waterboy had it worse. This is why I recruited him, he deserves to get dispatched with Flambae for the rest of the game.
>>724645886At the same the spaghetti open up shitty jokes like "hey human stove, what's cooking"
Honestly? I liked how Mechaman wasn't even scared of Flambae getting pissed off at him. How much of a chad do you have to be to stay that calm when you have no superpowers to defend yourself with?
All homophobic chuds secretly wish they were bouncing on my BBC like a soft little girl
>>724637487its literally giga faggotry dressing up you are extremely likely a faggot yourself astro turfing
>>724646478tyrone you retard the bbc fetish is extremely degrading to you and you're going along with it like a 70 iq moron
>>724637487This is actually hot still despite that.
>>724646824Shieeeeet
>>724646876>This is actually hotAre you some kind of fag? It was disgusting and uncomfortable. But that's fine for as long as the game doesn't force me to be gay.
>>724640119Go to bed Luthor
>>724639053Or you could stop being a sissy ass snowflake and let developers develop the game they want instead of expecting them to cater to you.
>>724637487This, he is a alien and did that to domante the player
>>724646478I mean, if I was a horny girl, I'd want to bounce on cocks for sure
>>724635625>gay kiss>isn't with SonarBooooo
>>724636098>food analogy
I'm pleasantly surprised the game lets you get rid of the youtuber who sounded like he was recording his lines from the bathroom of his apartment
>>724650826he's still trying harder than alanah (malevola)
>>724635625What do you guys think of this statement? Think they're being genuine or is this another case of queerbaiting to the likes of Voltron: Legendary Defenders? Because the game has been datamined and the achievements only show three possible endings. One with Blazer, one with Visi, and the last keeping Robert single.
>>724651008and yet getting worse results than her
>>724651016it was a tv show they turned into a game there's no way they added that much player freedom>>724651264wrong alanah sounds horrible and her audio seems like it's not even at the same levels as the other characters half the time
>>724636019>>724636098>I don't like that this game I bought has the gay in itThat's fine.>I bought a game I hate that was clearly advertised as wokeslop and made by the wokeratiThat's not fine.>I want to make fun of a game made by californians, especially because the game industry is full of thisThat's fine.>>724637487>actually it's a fakeout that's exploitable for the pro-progressive crowd>it's unavoidable on the route to trying for a hetero relationship>and it's for the female gazeThis is absolutely not fine.
>>724651341>it was a tv show they turned into a game there's no way they added that much player freedomI agree but why be so wishy washy about it? Are AdHoc that hellbent on queerbaiting? Why bother. Just save yourselves the trouble and just say there's no gay romance.
>>724635625So is there a route where you become platonic bros with this dude?
>>724635625You fucking liedthis game is straight and your character can't lust after any of the men.
>>724651479>I agree but why be so wishy washy about it?Because that way you keep retards like yourself engaging in discussion, this helps the game not die out until the full release.You're dumb.
>>724651407>actually it's a fakeout that's exploitable for the pro-progressive crowd>it's unavoidable on the route to trying for a hetero relationship>and it's for the female gaze>This is absolutely not fine.Holy shit you sound like a pearl clutching 2010s leftist complaining about gay panic scenes in fiction. You are not one of us, go over to that side where you belong.
>>724651678>I like gay smecks in my fiction>if you disagree you're woke, go brokeUm, anon?
>>724651760gay = funny, always has
>>724644863You didn't warn her because you didn't want to be perceived as a creep. I didn't warn her because the idea of her having a wardrobe malfunction in public got me horny.
>>724651643You already have the discussion brewing with the constant gooning over Blazer and Invisigal. This is just a waste of effort and would only bring bad press to the studio.
Barabros, what's our response?
>>724652149We've been baited.
>>724646478>yer actually if you think fags are disgustingYO EVERYBODY GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY HE CUT HIS DICK OFF!
>>724651989Listen very carefully, for I will say this only onceGay is funny when it's closeted and "wrong". If you disagree with it you can go somewhere else.Modern gay isn't funny. It is used to make people uncomfortable for political reasons or as fetish material, or both. If you disagree with it, you are shamed, and you can't just go somewhere else because they fetishise gays too.
>>724652579Oh, you didn't actually play the game, you should have lead with that
>>724635625What would everyone here's honest reaction be if there was an optional cutscene in one of the later episodes of Phenomaman just pounding the shit out of Robert bareback style, while Robert is on his hands and knees, begging for more.
>>724652748>I have no argumentOkay anon, I'll stop responding, have a nice day
>>724652826It's honestly kind of concerning that you couldn't infer that it isn't a serious romantic kissing scene despite not having played the game. You might want to see if you can get government gibs for your autism
>>724635625Based
>>724651407>actually it's a fakeout that's exploitable for the pro-progressive crowd>it's unavoidable on the route to trying for a hetero relationship>and it's for the female gaze>This is absolutely not fine.>>it's unavoidablejesus christ you fucking nogames just can't help yourselves
>>724652758I would be thrilled and laughing at the meltdown that would ensue on this board. But don't count on that scenario occuring. Phenomaman is physiologically incompatable with humans in intercourse.
>>724637487So the writer is some yaoi-obsessed hambeast injecting her homo fetish under retarded excuses. Yikes, imagine defending that.
>>724635625>your pairing gets actual animated sex IN THE GAMEgame of the yeat
At first it was funny seeing people happy to take OP at his word and make themselves look like complete retards, but the sheer amount of people who confidently write essays about something they haven't bothered to even see a soundless clip of is depressing
>>724653337Welcome to /v/.
>>724637487If kissing and wanting to have sex with a 300yo kitsune lolibaba isn't pedophilia since it's not a child, then kissing Omniman who merely looks male humanoid but is an alien with incompatible genitals and an autist isn't gay.Simple as.
>>724637487
The OP keeps bumping his shitty thread!
>>724635625I'm a fan of game design where every group (coomers, trannies, females, furries, cucks etc.) gets to experience their own fantasy. if you somehow end up in a gay route you might actually be a faggot. lmao
>>724640758If anyones curious about the scene.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CgLnMzrYM4He's an hyper autistic elderich alien abomination that has a hard time understanding human social norms.
>>724652149Bara artists were already drawing him before Episode 4 was out.
>>724659117true
>>724636298Literally this. Straight male fucking hobby.
>>724660123The more you insist upon it, the less I can take that statement seriously.
>>724636098Why are indians like this?
>>724636792Well it's not.
>>724660386No one gives a fuck about what you take seriously, not even your parents.
>>724635625>He plays Netflix cartoon games
>>724661890You seem to give a bit of a fuck for bothering to reply.
>>724637487>its just a joke brooookys
and OP bumps again like clockwork
>>724636098>Go to an all you can eat buffet>Gives you plenty of options>Decide to put things on your plate that pisses you off rather than what you like
>>724661986its not a joke either, and the post you're replying never even implied it was joke
>what is humor This is literally bugs bunny kissing Elmer fudd. It's funny cause it's gay. Gay shit is funny. Every highschool kid and show from the 2000s knows this.
>>724661997as did you
>>724662654you absolute newfag
>>724662867Did it again.
>>724635625there is nothing gayer than super heroes anyway, imagine wearing a cape or your underwear over your pants
>>724635625He's just checking if you're good enough to be the reason BB left you, he decides you're not
>>724645340>food analogy
>>724646196Well he is his boss. So if he were to get hurt, Flambae would suffer some repercussion for it.
>>724640478Why was this a thing?
>>724653275incel slop
>>724638590I thought /v/ loved dating sims?
>>724637487so this is like that scene Inuyashiki where the yakuza boss force a dude to suck his cock to assert dominance.>>724640478the kiss in the cheek is an old european greeting, only barbarians with testicles for brain think that kiss on the cheek is something sexual, won't be surprised if they feel cucked when there is a male in a vtuber stream (with no gfe) and gacha.
>>724670272>the kiss in the cheek is an old european greetingThe one on the top left you can clearly see their lips making contact.
>>724666217>haha, I'll provoke the guy who'll kill me because he'll go to prison if he actually kills meRobert Robbypoo is a fucking moron who got his arse saved by coincidence, yet he won't report his subordinates like Visi or Flamgay attacking him.
>>724671280Because he sees the "potential" within them. I'm pretty sure Flambae will mellow out and at least come to respect Robert in the next episode or two. Maybe he has a one sided crush that he can't express much like Invisigal.
>>724640681>Could you not just not have the turds. A shocking number of turd burglars love turds.>No if turds are anywhere in my eyeline I can't help but desiring the turds, craving the turds, munching the turds.>Brother I hate to tell you this but I think you might be a turd burglar. I'm out here banging Laura Bailey playing "hard" but not hard to get. You should stop picking "KISS THE MAN" option.
>>724637487it's represented as a joke because he's an alien and doesn't understand romance at all. it's taken seriously on /v/ because we're so fucking bored that we'll argue over obvious bait.
>>724651407>it's unavoidableIt really is, though. Just don't tell him about kissing. It's that simple.
>>724671903Shhh.
>>724645340>still picks the chicken, fish or salad at a restaurant where back in in the kitchen they have literal poop in it and are handling and preparing poopactually while i think hes an idiot, the poop soup analogy kinda works. why the fuck would you eat ANYTHING at a restaurant with poop soup as an option, good lord
>>724673729Never heard of Guano soup?
>>724673846....no. are you talking about that coffee thats made from some animal shitting coffee beans out? if so, uh, yes.and no, i wouldnt fucking eat that
>>724635625werent we supposed to be in the post woke era of video gaming?
>>724674205Says who?
>>724668893>this is so wrong on so many levelsWhat levels? Whats wrong? I have to know
>>724674205no we just entered the thin skin era like 10 years ago and it seems to be indefinite. for fucks sake carl johnson in san andreas gets fucking pegged and no one cared
>mfw Westerners have gotten so browned they can't recognize a cheeky smooch from an autistic alienHe does not kiss you as an expression of love. He does not understand what love is. He's like Superman if Superman was autistic. That's his joke. Your character, the one getting kissed, is fucking his girlfriend OR getting actively crushed on by a fit brown tomboy that says she dreamt of having sex with him.
>>724636098???
>>724635625THIS game isn't gay as shit but the next game will go 100% faggot fueled cuckery
>>724675010>THIS game isn't gay as shit but the next game will go 100% faggot fueled cuckeryI'm sorry, gamer. This game checked all the boxes that the long winter is over,>Western made>Multiple female love interests that actually like you>Competent white male MC>Earnest story>Cool men, cool women
>>724636872is a turd supposed to be in a soup? Of course not.Is a man's penis supposed to be in another one's asshole? Of course not. Homosexuality is against nature and against God's will. You sodomites will burn in hell. Deus Vult
>>724675124>created by Critical Roleyou're in for a rude awakening for game 2 and you can screenshot this
>>724635625giwtwm
>>724636098
>>724675596You really think they'd go all in for a potential gay romance route for season 2? I have my doubts, maybe if they'll center it around a female lead. But a guy, I don't think so. I mean they have been accused of queerbaiting in the past and it's much the same now.
>>724675596>burn all your goodwill when you’re a fledgling studiothey need to make atleast 4 more games that are sales hits and get bought by a major publisher before anything that retarded happens
>>724676863umm...>>724674351
>>724671794>we're so fucking bored that we'll argue over obvious baitI fucking wish that was the case, I’d say atleast 60% of the userbase of /v/ is bots at this point and the other 35% are retarded easily baited contrarian faggots that don’t have any actual internal monologue that’ll kneejerk react to anything presented to them
>>724677021And?
>>724677386I'm just saying otherwise with that example above.
>Waterboy stomping spaghetti down the shower drainMaybe Flambae wasn't wrong after all
Obviously people are cherrypicking a scene meant to be awkward of alien who clearly doesn't know shit about humans and still thinks that hugging is making love. Perhaps one of the few modern storytelling products that goes easy on niggers and doesn't suprematize them and doesn't force you to pander gay shit. If anything, game is ethero as hell. The demon girl and the bat guy fuck. The short guy and the tall assassin fuck. Phenomaman loves the blonde hero girl. The blonde girl and the latina goth girl literally drool over you. Why is /v/ like this?
I like it when men kiss.....
>>724675681the baulders gate one is my fucking favorite.>listen he just said he was gonna show me a magic trick>that he could tie my tonsils in a knot with his tongue>i said show me and then it got gay wtf
>>724678783because they tried their hardest to romance the girl and ended up kissing the dude because they are autistic as fuck lmao
>>724635625this doesn't make any sense. How do they even procreate?
>>724679013its an alien that doesnt know how sex works and thinks hugging is sex. its kissing you because its wondering if your a good kisser because his girlfriend is being cucked by you, not because it wants to kiss you. /pol/ got baited.
>>724678783>The demon girl and the bat guy fuck.They sleep around with other women too. Flambae is into men according to his dialogue. Yet again this game is extremely hetero, all things considered.
>>724645728What do you expect from a SAAR
>>724679290anon, I haven't seen any of this in my gameplay. It's just you being gay and the game trying to pander your likings.As i said, it doesn't shove gay shit in your face. So unless you're after those very specific things, the game is normally for..normal people.
>>724679941I was agreeing with you? They're obviously under the radar about all that. And you didn't hear that particular line cause you probably didn't bother sending Flambae and Prism out together. You also wouldn't know about Malevola being into women unless you read the comic. Which as you said you have to look out for. Please read a sentence completely before replying.
>>724680196my "you" was impersonal. I was referring to the player in general.
>>724680196 Fair, I get you now. It's just exhausting watching people foam at the mouth over Easter egg-tier content like it’s the entire identity of the game. You need to go out of your way to see half this stuff, and somehow they act like it’s plastered unavoidably across the screen. It’s not even “under the radar,” it’s buried deeper than most people’s exploration effort.
>>724680618Which summarizes my frustration exactly. They like to pat themselves on the back for "representation" when all it amounts to is a throwaway line. Most would likely never see unless under the right circumstances.
>>724635625Why are there so many closeted fags on 4chan these days?
>>724681129are you kidding, /vt/, the board where men pretend to be women and play videogames on stream is the 5th most popular board on 4chan, my dude. get with the times.
>>724637487bless your heart for trying but we both know /v/ doesn't care about any of that
>>724671794not gonna lie it makes me tingle inside a bit when i know ive made a straight person think about gay shit all day by arguing with them about itlike lmao dude, you hate fags? you just spent 9 hours talking to one, get a hold of yourself lol
>>724680196I sent Sonar to that mission so Flambae ain't gay in my playthrough, simple as.
>>724636098>>724636019>walks into restaurant, shits into his own soup, complainsKEKAROO
>>724683204
ACK!
>>724635625God I wish that were me
>>724652149Whatever, I just want porn of the big bearded dude
>>724678891passionate sensual kissing turns me on more than the sex itself
>>724684462okay but with men, or what, because thats what you replied to that and thats kind sus
>>724684534This thread is sus. Heck this whole board is sus.
>Can you guys feed my dog?>5 intelligence required
>>724636098This comment really didn't play out the way you thought it would, huh?
>>724636298If a game doesn't present you with the opportunity to be evil then you never really make a choice to be good. Try not being a fag.
>>724684212
>>724678970>autist kisses BB on the date like an idiot>autist accidentally kisses Phenomaman because he's too much of a sperg to keep himself from dropping the spaghettiI didn't even know this could happen. I couldn't imagine making those decisions.
>>724680196Flambae is literally the most flaming gay faggot queen that you could possibly imagine. Look at that god damn outfit. I mean are you serious?
he shoulda stuck his tongue in and swirlied to confuse him, make him think he was kissing all wrong, like that parent who told his kids that kissing was spitting into the other persons mouth
>>724686579I mean...yeah.
>>724686632It really makes treating him like dog shit that much better. Flambae is a flaming faggot and the literal butt of the joke
test
>>724686951huh it's actually really tame
>>724687348What did you expect? For Phenomaman to deepthroat Robert?
>>724687625Niggas made it seems all romantic and shit idk cuz
>>724636019Ah my mistake. We should put child porn into the game next. Just don't pick that route so you don't have to see it.
>>724687961welcome to /v/ newfag
>>724687348remember when /po-, i mean, /tv/ when nuts when there was a blurry background half a second clip of two old ladies kissing eachother and they called it ultra gay? yeah
>>724689164fuck, forgot, in that buzz lightyear movie
>>724686951>no no no>it's not her fault>I kissed her when I didn't know she was in a relationship>she kissed me back even though she knew she was in a relationshipWomen can do no wrongAnd anons said you can just choose to not do this. You clearly can't.
>>724635625No one bought this, right? That'd be crazy, haha. Paying for a game with two men kissing for literally any god damn reason, haha.
>>724680196>you wouldn't know about Malevola being into womanNigger it's an attractive tall woman with muscle definition. I don't think they are ALLOWED to be straight in western games. Literally EVERY TIME it's a lesbian, because otherwise would be gross fetish material for men. And women HATE writing that.
>>724635625Do you people have a condition where if you don't shriek and rant about anything and everything you'll crumble to dust and cease to exist?
>>724683204But Flambae is so gay he's flaming!
I need a big bear dilf bf
>>724641405So all of your fathers are gay, along with you.
>>724635625No shit sherlock.I saw it coming right away when this "gayme" was announced>>724637487What a goddamn cope for not admitting gay shit>Kissing guys is not gay>Sucking their dicks is not gay>Getting fucked in the ass is not gay>Fucking guys in their asses is not gay>Masturbating to guys dressed as woman is not gay>Having sex with guys dressed as woman is not gay
>>724640119>It's not gay if it's actshually an alienThey have to use any goddamn excuse to make "straoght" characters to do gay shitNow it's goddamn gay aliens from outher space.
If there wasn't any "gay" material in this game, you'd all be throwing these tantrums over the women characters not being rape meat and silent kitchen slaves. Being outraged about anything is the only reason you fucktards exist.
>>724690880"gay"Many of the heroes are gay. The game makes you kiss a man without your consent.
>>724636872>with a shit included in a place it obviously wouldn't beThats an accurate comparison, faggots in video games are like turds in pudding.
just here to post my wife
>>724690997You'd be sharting your balls off in retard rage over the superhero women for being strong and having agency over themselves if you didn't have something else to tantrum over.
>>724690880> women characters not being rape meat and silent kitchen slaves.Yes, that is an issue. Whats the problem again?
>>724635625Faggot game, never playing this.
And I thought the left was the kings of manufacturing outrage, they come here for tips and inspiration.
>>724691512Always have been.
>>724687961a disingenuous op and manufactured outrage? welcome to twit- i mean /v/
>>724691252That's a cool theoretical timeline you've conjured in your own head, but we live in this one where the things described are happening.
>>724638782yeah they've leaned incredibly hard into this route unfortunately. i think they saw how hard telltale fell and decided to just whores themselves out as much as possible, thats why all the ecelebs are voices too.
>>724637487>It's not gay sex as long as the balls don't touch.Whatever you say bro.
>>724636098lmao based
>>724684669This board has been filled with mentally ill faggots for a while now. Even places like pol are either indians or faggots. Very little actual people left. Just husks of humans nowadays.
>>724635625>Faggot shills claimed dispatch will save video games >Has cuckoldry and faggotry in it Lmao capeshit cuck fags
>>724635625Can you actually ignore all that romance shit?
>>724639053>AAAAH I NEED AN OPTION TO REMOVE THE OPTIONYou can't be trusted to click the setting to not have the option.>normalYou are not normal, you are a pathetic chud.
Another instance of /pol/niggers complaining about videogames when they don't play videogames.
>>724696557>you are a pathetic chud.This carries no weight. You know what still does? Skank. Faggot. Nigger.
>>724690880This poster is correct.
>>724674505Oh you sweet summer child.Just let that sink in, okay? okay.
>Tumblrslop is faggy as hellGee, who could expect this.>the thread started with the usual Resetera/Reddit/Twitter faggots crying that "HOW DARE YOU NOT LIKE FAGGOTRY IN GAMES JUST IGNORE THE FAG SHIT IT'S OPTIONAL!!!"Putting fag shit in your game is optional.
>>724635625>OP
>>724637487Jesus christ, redditors are pathetic. Please go back.Thanks for explaining why the people working on this game are mentally ill lunatics who think men just randomly fuck each other in the ass to assert dominance.
Holy poggers!!! We're really owning the homophobic incel g*mers with this thread!!! Link to the post so I can updoot?!
>OP has spent nearly an entire day consistently waiting for the thread to hit page 9 before replying to the same post
>>724636019It's not about picking "a route" it is about HAVING mentally ill shit in it.
>>724635625He turned gay after beakup, literally any r9k anon ever btwI mostly sit on /pol/ so instead I turn racist.
>>724697129>images you can hear
>>724697346Also this happens if you cuck out and don't tell him that you kissed herWhy?Because he is a beast who almost don't know boundariesIt's like a walking gay nuke ready to explode bruhHave you ever seen a man desperate? and who's gay? and who can rip your arms off in 1 second?Me neither, but that's disgusting and terrifying
>>724697093Are you implying that I'm OP, then not. Just disgusted that faggoty tumblr garbage like this gets spammes where it doesn't belong daily and that apparently it has a dedicated BG3 style squad of Redditors eager to jump in instantly at the mere sight of a "homophobic incel chud" thread bashing the game.
>>724635625Super Harry Dubois is a funny dude
>>724696971You don't fuck people in the ass to assert dominance? You wouldn't survive prison
>>724697484No, I just went through the thread and spotted the suspicious amount of replies in general, and to that post in particular, that happened after nobody had been posting for a while.It’s blatantly obvious OP is lurking and using it as a springboard whenever the thread’s about to archive.
>>724665147You have to meat a tard at their level, in fairness.
>>724645695Damn, rape is funny if its a man that's the victim
>>724635625dont pick the gay option unless your gay bro
>third-world hours>non-stop ragebait slop threadsi hope the entirety of southeast asia sinks into the ocean
>>724697942>eslniggerthe "gay" option is saying you kissed the girl
>>724636098killed them.
>>724645728so the original argument does not imply a dude eats in a restaurant were they server shit-soup?are you actually retarded?
>>724637487This is Russian army shit right here.>No, we didn't have sex because we're gay, it's perfectly normal military discipline
>modern zoomer infested /v/ is defending gay shit in videogames what a sight to behold.
>>724639053normal people don't want the option to be a bad guy in a gamenever see you complain about that
>>724635625I hope there's a gay route, phenomaman is attractive and I like his character.He's autistic as shit and I love it.
>>724698393/v/ has wanted to have gay sex with bridget since 2003
This thread should be put in a museum because its basically everything wrong with modern 4chan encapsulated.The dishonesty, the "pretending to be retarded", the "playing for the opposition", the "whats wrong with that?" "so what?" fallacies, retreating to the next disingenuous position when exposed...All of this, done by the most worthless of people in this planet, unenployed, friendless zoomers, infesting this website, desperate for human interaction they dont normally get.its perfect.
>>724698937Go outside, brother.
>>724697661Again, not the OP. Faggot. Just noticed the extremely obvious signs of a reddit raid in this thread.>>724698645Is that why people picked the renegade options in mass effect or played the evil route in infamousMeanwhile gay shit was always controversial in gamingTurns out being evil is more appealing than anal assfucking. Imagine that.>>724697942Don't add gay options if you don't want your game to be considered gay bro
>>724688198Notice how they don't respond to you? They've got no rebuttal.>let's put real skirts in Z-A and make them gender-locked >NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT, YOU'RE LITERALLY KILLING TRANS PEOPLE YOU COOM BRAINED PDFS>Just don't engage with that content then>NO, WOMEN SHOULD NOT WEAR SKIRTS FOR YOU BUT I (male) SHOULD BE ABLE TO WEAR A SKIRT
>>724699259Phenomaman is RIDICOULUSLY socially ineptHe refers to hugging as making love
>>724688198>let's commit a crime!Nice try glowie, but you're not getting me that easily.
>>724689164>/p-p-pol/!>normal people love gay shit acshually!lol
/our guy/Watercucktards not welcome
Shit, forgot pic, let me try that again/our guy/Watercucktards not welcome
>>724701805Look at how thankful he is
https://youtu.be/LYQcYakpWDsI really wanna play more of this with a ton of heroes I can hire and even compete against a rival branch or something like a general manager mode
>They took Royd out in favor of someone like Prism or Golemcringe
>>724635625/v/ermin falseflagging
>>724701914oh, I guess this is what his superhero/villain design was supposed to be
>>724701953It's been pointed out repeatedly, anon.It will be ignored again when OP next bumps the thread from page 10
after sleeping on it I understand where BB was coming from with cutting a member of the team, the whole group was so used to being treated with kid gloves, and with robert being the first one to hold them to any real standards she wanted to show both him and the crew that she was taking this seriously. the only real issue is that they really needed at least one more episode to show the dysfunction in action and robert's plans to get them together beyond some nebulous "we'll have a meeting on monday morning" that was timeskipped past.
>>724689382>she kissed me backShe didn't though, the moment you kiss her she pulls back and explains that they can't be doing this.
>>724702403>she pulls backFrom what? What was she doing that she had to pull back from?
>>724702454is there anywhere to read the comics
THIS is how you break up with Phenomeman? Fuck this bitch.
>>724635625thanks i know not to get it now
>>724702519https://filemirage.com/file/hevlj2znBe careful to delete after reading and to not actually start the game with this if you own a genuine copy. Only stick to the main menu extras. You don't need to add more bugs to the equation.
>>724642881are you forced to hang out with the blonde bitch?I really don't like her, I don't want to involve myself with her, she's just trouble
>>724702527Given how autistic he is, it's absolutely abridged.There is no way in hell he would assume goodbye was more than her saying she was leaving the building
>>724702659Not canon. She clearly just said that and he had to figure out on his own. She assumed he'd be non-autistic enough to understand and she happened to be right. She's a bitch.
>>724635625This is the second time I've seen this post, and it's the second time I've genuinely laughed out loud about it. What mirth.
>>724702706what they have shown in game contradicts his ability to grasp this without further contextgame>comic
Can I post images?>Uploading files in incognito mode is not allowed.>The File field has been cleared.I'M NOT IN INCOGNITO MODE 4CHAN WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM?????????
>>724702749Both are canon and I choose to believe them both. BB is canonically a bitch.
>Uploading files in incognito mode is not allowed.>The File field has been cleared.I'M NOT IN INCOGNITO MODE 4CHAN!!!!!!
>>724702796>>724702927Works on my machine
>>724702796>>724702927yesterday all my webms were apprently corrupted but seem fine now>>724702947wtf that's my frog, give it back
>>724702947it's the dumb 4chan devs that are at fault>Uploading files in incognito mode is not allowed.>The File field has been cleared.STILL GETTING THIS ERROR, I'M NOT EVEN USING CHROME, THERE IS NO INCOGNITO MODE
>Uploading files in incognito mode is not allowed.>The File field has been cleared.TURNED OFF NO SCRIPTTURNED OFF UBLOCK ORIGINSTILL GETTING THIS SHIT
>>724703045Not your tech support. Fuck off to /g/ or some shit.
Is this the faggot thread?
>>724703069HOW ABOUT YOU KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT?I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU>Uploading files in incognito mode is not allowed.>The File field has been cleared.IMAGINE MAKING AN ANONYMOUS IMAGE BOARD WHERE YOU CAN'T FUCKING POST IN INCOGNITO MODE AND THEN YOU INCORRECTLY THINK USERS ARE IN THAT MODE
>>724703152Not your tech support. Fuck off to /g/ or some shit.
>>724703152just use chromealso see: >>724703249
>>724703249YOU STUPID MANCHILD, FUCK OFF TO /g/ YOURSELF WHERE NO MOD WILL EVER SEE YOUR POSTS>>724703268>JUST USE SPYWAREGREAT ADVICE, BITCH
Why was BB imagining herself cuddling naked with a naked Phenomeman if he has no penis?
>>724703439>>JUST USE SPYWAREhttps://github.com/ungoogled-software/ungoogled-chromium
>>724703439Holy fucking autismWhy are you making your problem everyone else's in this thread? We get it, we no longer want to read you bitching about this shit. This is your fifth fucking post about itThis is the Dispatch thread, not the "Look at what this random faggot anon is bitching about that has nothing to do with Dispatch"Control your autism.
>>724699454The overwhelming majority of people didn't even pick the Renegade options in Mass Effect, the devs even complained about itSo if it's about what normies pick and want why do you not care about that but make a huge deal about this
>>724703483>JUST DON'T SUPPORT THE ONLY BROWSER ALTERNATIVE WE HAVE>>724703504IT'S 4CHAN'S RETARDED DEVELOPERS YOU SHOULD BE ANGRY WITH, WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY NOT ALLOW YOU TO USE INCOGNITO MODE IN THE FIRST PLACE?I HOPE YOU ALSO GET THIS PROBLEM AND GET A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS RESPONDING TO YOU WHEN YOU TRY TO GET STAFF TO REALIZE THERE'S A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THEIR RETARDED CODE
>>724703603>Something inconvenient is happening to me and I'm gonna make sure to inconvenience everyone else that is interested in the same video game as meThis would already be embarrassing behavior if you were 14 years old. And you're likely at least double that age.
>>724636098Yeah? Why did you ? Fucking retard lmao
It's the Kingdom Come 2 drama all over again>If you present the option to kiss a guy you're forcing me to kiss the guy
>>724703561Mass Effect also had gay romance options. Lol
>>724703219These comics any good or no?
>>724662034It's like with gluten. Some people can't stand it and can't eat anything that has been close to it or made by someone who previously touched gluten.
>>724703630STILL MOUTHING OFF LIKE A LITTLE BITCH, GOTTA HAVE THE LAST WORD LIKE A FUCKING 14 YEAR OLD HUH?
>>724703821If you really are retarded enough to believe that shitposting in random /v/ threads and spamming like a spaz is your way of fixing the problem, then at least go do it in a thread for a game that you don't care about, rather than shitting up the thread of a game you like. You should have the most basic of empathies to understand that no one else wants to read this garbage you're posting. Is there no steamcharts thread you can't go shit up? Seriously, control your autism and fuck off.
>>724703813They're just short context strips mostly
>>724703451>settle down one daybitch you are a superhero, one of the most powerful ones too, you have the power to save lives, there is not a day where your actions would not actively prevent someone from dyingyou settling down is putting yourself before the lives of hundreds every week, fuck, maybe moreand hoping the other most powerful superhero settles down with you? holy shit woman
Why is this thread full of fucking retards who think you choose to kiss him?You don't choose to kiss Phenomaman here. You reveal you kissed Blue Blazer, but that you don't think it was reciprocated, then joke that you aren't a good enough kisser to have that be the reason.Then Phenomaman death grips you and kisses you which weirds Robert out but he can't do anything, then Phenomaman says Robert is a bad kisser and that's it.It's a joke being played on the fact that Phenomaman takes everything a bit too literally.What people should be complaining about is that they desperately tried to show off Robert's naked bruised and scarred body as much as humanly possible in 3 and 4. Feels weirdly like a Cavill in the witcher series situation but with a fictional character.
chuds just can't win the culture war huh
>>724703813Not really but they add to the LoReThey're very short, too
>>724703848YOU'RE GENUINELY RETARDED IF YOU THINK I DON'T POST THIS SHIT ON SEVERAL BOARDS AND YOU'RE EVEN DUMBER THAN THAT IF YOU THINK POSTING JUST ON /g/ WOULD SOLVE ANYTHING, GROW UP>Uploading files in incognito mode is not allowed.>The File field has been cleared.I'M NOT IN THAT MODEAND THE CAPTCHA WITH THE CIRCLES ARE FUCKING GAY
>>724703451because he is a 10/10 sans the lacking a dick part?also which part of MONKEYBRANCHING WHORE do BBfags fail to grasp?I dont think there's anything in the comic that implies she was with him for PR reasonsalso how come ALL the fanart is gay?
>>724703904I'm a wokie that likes making fun of chuds shitting and pissing their pants about good woke games, and while this is a good fun game, it's definitely cumbrain oriented. You'd have to be three times more retarded than the average chud already is to think this game is against you.
>>724703948>stcking with a sexless autist for 5 years>monkey branchingstop repeating phrases you heard in threads
>>724639068its just like any other right wing slop, exaggerated bullshit lies with a rage bait hook.
>>724703938Fixed it, ServiceWorkers was disabledabout:config --> dom.serviceWorkers.enabled4chan should fucking write what the problem is instead of just saying that I'm in incognito mode.YOU HEAR THAT SITE DEVS????ADD THAT INFORMATION TO THE ERROR MESSAGE
I love BB, she saves Robert and tries her best to get him back on his feet
>>724703862Bitch, you are a human, one of the more average ones too, you have the power to save bees, there is not a day where your actions would not save beesyou settling down and not helping bees would result in the death of trillions of bees dailyand hoping the other most average man in the world would ignore bees with you? holy shit anon
>>724703451Is there a PDF(s) of the Deluxe edition Dispatch comic(s)?
>>724636098why is it always poop?Just choose broccoli orsomething else you don't like.Stop being disgusting
>>724637487>kisses you to confirm that you're a worse kisser than he is.That's pretty gay bro, no where in his mind should THAT even be an option unless he was curious about men
>>724705120Why would you even expect him to think like a human?
>>724640778>He's autistic, not a psychopath All autists are psychopaths.
Visi > Blonde whore
>>724702527is he turning villain?
>>724636098K E KEK
>>724704910Cause they’re literally bigots
>>724703728You're not presented with that option here. Your options are "do you tell Superman that you fucked his girlfriend?" if you choose yes, then superman kisses you (this is rape btw) as revenge for fucking his wife, if you choose to keep it a secret, nothing happens since you give him no reason to rape you.
