Entered the game, which team are you joining?
>>724640817blue team is clearly about to stomp so I'll join the red team to even things out
>>724640929>anon cant do math
>no pablo.gonzales2007
>>724640817Red team is about to rape them. A is the only human on their team and will be dropping a 15kda but still can't 1v5. I'll join red to help him carry the twitch zoomer and retarded egirl.
>>724640817Blue as Lister'sSistertheFisterResistor
It's me, I'm coolkid
>>724640817If I want a chat that isn't obnoxious I'll join team A, if I actually want to win I'll join team b
>>724641086I feel like you'd get banned for a name like this nowadays. someone validate my negative thinking patterns.
>>724640817>gojofoxboybased gay furfag>kill_all_minoritiesbased niggertranny hater>misterlisterthesisterfisterbased incestfagYep, joining red, blue only has twitchfag, cheater, nigger and ethot
I'm already in the game. I have 18 points
>>724640817>TTV"OH WAIT, YOU'RE LIVE ON TWITCH?"
>>724641689
>>724640817under normal circumstances, i would join blu since red already has the obvious advantage. but...>twitch nigger>[gg] tag>Egirl or tranny, call itsorry A, im helping you get stomped.
>>724641575exchange the furfag for the niggerneed that synergy
>>724640817Red easily I hate streamers
>>724640817From Splatoon experience, you can only win if you have a Not-Shit team, not even a good one, just a not fucking shit team, so im joining red.
>>724645598this is because splatoon uses engagement oriented match making (EOMM), where it tries to keep everyone at a 50/50 win/loss rate with no care for actual game quality since normal niggers actually are fooled that easily..so if you're too good you're paired with absolute shitters more than half the time in an attempt to balance it out