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Anonymous

10/31/25(Fri)11:41:30 No.724641712

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Why does nobody play him? He's so cute

Anonymous
10/31/25(Fri)11:42:33 No.724641775

Anonymous 10/31/25(Fri)11:42:33 No.724641775

Playing with a boner is a disadvantage

Anonymous
10/31/25(Fri)11:44:40 No.724641916

Anonymous 10/31/25(Fri)11:44:40 No.724641916

>>724641712
Did you really think you were going to farm a ton of (You)s, OP? This joke has been milked to death.

Anonymous
10/31/25(Fri)11:51:18 No.724642363

Anonymous 10/31/25(Fri)11:51:18 No.724642363

>>724641712
Seems like the japs go with the bat, otherwise I’m usually seeing a pretty diverse selection

Anonymous
10/31/25(Fri)12:00:42 No.724643000

Anonymous 10/31/25(Fri)12:00:42 No.724643000

>>724641712
Finally someone that doesn't just default to calling the cow a girl
>but muh real life!!!
Yoshi is a boy that lays eggs, Marioverse doesn't care

Anonymous
10/31/25(Fri)12:01:12 No.724643034

Anonymous 10/31/25(Fri)12:01:12 No.724643034

>>724641712
Cows are girls

Anonymous
10/31/25(Fri)12:02:51 No.724643147

Anonymous 10/31/25(Fri)12:02:51 No.724643147

>>724641712
The players are diaperfag pedos and prefer Baby Peach/Daisy because they're "cute"

Anonymous
10/31/25(Fri)12:03:31 No.724643185

Anonymous 10/31/25(Fri)12:03:31 No.724643185

>>724643000
yoshi is hermaphroditic

Anonymous
10/31/25(Fri)12:05:09 No.724643285

Anonymous 10/31/25(Fri)12:05:09 No.724643285

>>724642363
>>724643147
metafaggotry dictates that you may only play with the lightest characters