Are there any romance games with accurate portrayal of flirting and passing "shit tests"?
>>724642324>shit testswhat's that supposed to be
>>724642324PlayHome
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>>724643628it's when women go out of their way to be retarded on purpose and if you don't answer them right that gives them the ick so they're going to break up with you and go fuck tyrone
>>724644553this doesnt work if you bully them on such a consistent basis that it doesnt matter what you say.>would you love me if i was a worm>i would literally use you to catch a fish immediatelyyou sound like a cuck anyway, why am i explaining anything to you when youre obssessed with your wife fucking me
>>724642324Meet n fuck
>>724642324I have a hard time imagining a man from the 50s and before passing a 'shit test' anyone else?I can only picture a modern emasculated cuck
>>724644994I can only picture you as a balding manlet with PIED and a tiny pecker thoughts?
>>724645114Wrong ,actually I am fully bald not balding fyi
>>724644553i've had 3 gfs before and never heard of thatis that why i'm single now
>>724642324Tons. More rare is the game that portrays romance between mature adults where they're honest with one another and the relationship goes smoothly into a happy lifelong marriage because people love adding drama to relationship for the sake of interesting story. My go-to good example is Pent and Louise from Fire Emblem. They're already married, happy, love and trust each other, and don't get distracted by all the other hot people in the army because they're committed. But it's rare to see that type of thing in an unmarried couple in games.>>724644553This is retarded shit that only children and adults with the maturity of children do. If you're an adult and someone does this, you don't want to be dating them anyway and you're dodging a bullet when they leave because they'll probably do it the rest of your life if you stay together.
>>724645686That's why you had more than one gf and are single now, yes.
>>724644553>and go fuck tyroneThis is just hyperbole but the rest is accurate. All social interactions are about acquiring resources and power (potential of acquiring resources). Women like all other humans constantly test each other but women do that more so to their partners. Nothing out of the ordinary. Just push back when you feel like you are challenged.
>>724642324I miss when cuckmann had less power.
>>724646209>they'll probably do it the rest of your lifeNot if you destroy their ego
>>724648030Only applies to women.Men are not as psychopathic as womenWe are not constantly "testing" people,in fact we barely ever do that
>>724642324persona 3
>>724649082Not him but you clearly don't go out much if you think this is the caseGuys will test you especially if ypu are attractive/gave something they want. If you're not being tested its because you move in a non threatening manner probably look down a lot and avoid eye contact
>>724644553>>724646209I think men should shit test women.Just pretend to be weak at some point and see how the girl reacts.You're not gonna be strong 100% of the time, if she's gonna get the ick and leave you might as well get it over with before investing time and effort in a relationship.
>>724643628It's actually more like a timed speech check that gets initiated when a girl say something that is "off", trying to get a reaction from you. If you overreact, you fail. But if you don't and react calmly you pass the test.Example:You get into a room, a girl you know is in there, but since It was a bit dark you asked whether you should switch on the light. She answers with a "no" but in an ironic tone. What would you do?
>>724651272Turn on the light,rape,Quadruple amputee the girl,rape again,then hang the girl
>>724651272i wouldn't ask and just turn on the light is that bad
>>724650642Opposite in a way, if you have the swagger people are not going to fuck with you
>>724651498The the girl says, why did you turn on the light? (the real shit test begins)
yes. on f95zone
>>724651272always do what the girl doesn't want you to due in these tests, always works for me
>>724651131A lot of women are going to fail that shit test bro.
>>724656989A neanderthal beer huhuha
>>724642324Side question: What are the MOST realistic romance games? I want to try the richard burns rally of dating sims.>>724656989Which is the goddam point. Better to know early, I guess.
Is there a AI dungeon style, dating game?
>>724651131Men who know how to game do that all the time. Give a girl a compliment about how you like the clothing she's wearing, and then say that It's so early 2000's. It can be interpreted as both a complement and the fact that she's out of fashion. Then It's the girl's turn to react or justify herself and her choice.
>>724654284>What would you do?Say nothing, smirk and walk over. If confronted feign indignation/play dumb.
>>724644553why do they do that?
>>724659652They do It unconsciously, trying to get attention and reaction from other people, specially men. And they want a specific reaction, not actual logical solution to the situation/problem.
>>724651684I know, but I'm saying anon here might not even be at that level yet. When I was developing my confidence but still didn't know how to carry it and still got female attention, guys were testing me left and right. Not anymore
>>724643628When a woman lies to you about what she wants and you have to basically perform cold reading to figure it out.
