IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!
>>724644929wtf is this tranny shit and how is this video games
Why are all the threads getting nuked?
Laura Bailey playing a tomboy villain turned hero with a nose ring. Where have I seen this before?
>>724645205putting it in front page of steam and slaming eceleb streamers as voice actors didn't worked outthey are swiching to shilling this in online spacesimagine how much its shilled in redit i watched stream of it for 3 min, >baits with the based guy dropping guy from third stage to his death>teehee therte was a mattress there so hi is fine and uninjured stopped watching there
It's pretty clear she planted a bomb on his suit. Robert won't forgive her that easily.
>>724645376Can't talk about video games on /v/Try a steam chart thread or some e-celeb post
>>724644929I've got to admit, I've been watching no commentary runs of the first episodes and I have to buy the game now just because of how dogshit awful everyone seems to be playing the Dispatch segments.The guy I watched had 2 separate uploads for Episode 3 & 4 (I thought they'd be Blonde Blazer and Invisigal routes, given the different thumbnails) but it was just the same Blonde Blazer romance playthough too.
>>724645505Just pirate it, retard.The dispatch segments feel pointless because at the end of the day doing good or doing bad at them changes nothing in the story
>>724645505It always surprises me when I play and keep ending up in the 100% percentile of players. Like genuinely, how bad are people are the game? None of the heroes are actually bad except Waterboy provided you can read and have at least a double digit IQ.
>>724645505>buyharr harr harr!
perfection
>>724645660I also keep getting the 100 percentile thing but that's probably a bug. In episode 3 I did awful because they kept sabotaging each other so I failed most of the missions, and the game still gave me the 100 percentile thing.>None of the heroes are actually bad except Waterboy Waterboy did great in his very first shift. I'm speccing him as intellect because I let Sonar go and that's a big need right now. He got 3 level ups in one shift, and he is well rounded such that he always increases the chance of success even outside of intellect.
>>724645376Can't have 500 reply threads at the top of the board that aren't mod-approved.Anyway, I'll repeat my question, is the coffee thingy a one time use? Too lazy to go back in and try it out. Also, I noticed the specific hero choices can fail, is that simple RNG or logic?
>>724645638but you feel good about doing better in the video game
>>724645821>this is a video game according to trannys
>>724645784Keep in mind that if you're a completent player and are only let down by the heroes sabotaging each other, the actually bad players would have absolutely no chance. The dispatch during episode 3 when everyone is sabotaging each other and the one during episode 4 where you're a hero down are, I think, both supposed to be 'unfairly' difficult for story reasons.
Is Not-Karlach just a non-fuckable side character? Haven't seen anyone talking about her.
>umm actually this product doesn't pass my videogame purity test
>>724645870once per shift
>>724645660Week 4 caught me off-guard and got my shit kicked in. But even than that was only 5 failures total.
>>724645660also think those are a bug because these are braindead easy and there is no way at least 2% of people are being good at it considering the curve of IQ distributionthe only hard part in dispatch missions is figuring out if the "search" prompts are a speed check or an intelligence check
>>724645704>breaks up with Phenomeman because he’s incapable of settling down with her >asks Robert about his family naming >Robert has a clear sense of inherited duty and gets depressed when he sees people leaving with their families RR IV epilogue confirmed
>>724645870>I noticed the specific hero choices can fail, is that simple RNG or logic?Wait really? I've never seen them fail and I picked them at every single opportunity
>>724645821Transcoded goonslop isn't videogames
>>724645968She's into the bat monster dick. Your normal sized , non-mutated human penis has no chance.
>>724645821>posting THAT webm while the mods are on /v/
>>724645968She's the sidest of side character, and her voice "actress" is shit.
>>724645968So far it's just the blonde bitch and invisibitch.
>>724645968it was going to be a tv show before they turned it into a game, there's 0 chance it has anything but a choice between bb and invisigal
>>724646381she's a lesbian, they're just friends
>>724646365Flambae’s does if you tell him to clean up his own mess, but that’s the only one I’ve seen so far
>>724646274Character management is also becoming more of an issue. You could safe just max out the slots in the first two episodes, but now you'll get short-handed really fast if you do it like that.
>>724646339>We can work with this.You think she was considering what their kids would look like?
>>724645660Punch Up is one lucky midget
>>724644929she's indian, right? you have no right to romance her if you are not indian too
>>724646434what?
>>724645660>waterboy>badLOL, lmao even
>>724646567Just be smart about the passives and it's a no-brainer
>>724645638>>724645505Sorry, I support heterosexual relationships, nudity, AND sex in media, and will be supporting the developers so that they make more games in the same vein.
my only problem with waterboy is he fucking killed invisigal the first time I sent them on a mission, does he do that with everyone?
she won
>>724646654Most of my passives weren't unlocked until episode 4.
She has a cute design but I don't see how the personality isn't a huge turn-off. Every other word out of her mouth is "fuck" and she's a textbook feminist cunt.
>>724646731I think he does. He killed Golem in my run.
>>724646731Yes, but surely you're aware Malevola heals injuries right? All you had to do was send Invisigal with Malevola together for one mission.It really isn't as bad as you make it out to be when that specific dispatch segment is pretty generous with the timing of missions.
>>724646739Wife
>>724646643Is waterboy really just another hero that you make stronger?The way I saw it was that he really wasn't suited to be a hero at all, and the he would fall flat on his face. Then, Phenomaman fucking sucked (he has to rest a while if you fail any mission), so I just feel like the choice isn't as balanced as I thought at first.
>>724646731I think so. Its probably a story related thing that has to happen his first time out.
>>724646597>woman goes for manletyup thats how I know this is a fictional universe
>>724645821>>724644929Why the septum piercing
>>724646731Phenomeman will always ditch his first mission (or first non-solo mission, haven't tried sending him alone) too, it's scripted.
>>724646739bharat queen
>>724646850He killed her in such a way I could not select her anymore, never seen that happen before
>>724646949>send him in with Prism>get to keep the extra stats from the clonenice try game
>>724646858Waterboy is just a hero-in-training, he fucks up sometimes, injuring his allies when sent together (happened only once during the entire dispatch). You can mold him to do whatever the fuck you want him to be and with Invisigal's utterly broken passive of x2 the experience, waterboy is literally printing stats.
>>724646905She used to be a villain, please understand.
>>724645428It wouldn't have mattered anyway. It was a trap and the guy had superpowers. Mechaman was fucked from the jump.
>>724646893kek cope harder
>>724646990DAMN, like actually disabled her for life? I didn't know he could do that. It my game it was just that he made a puddle and Invisigal slipped.
>>724647095He disabled her for the rest of the shift, a "X" appeared over her profile and I couldn't select her anymore.
>>724647089he has a gigachad face and an impressive cock
>>724646990>>724647143Was she already damaged? If you let a damaged hero get damaged again they get knocked out for the shift
>>724647089Now post an example where the guy isn't a famous multimillionaire actor.
I don't think I'll be able to pick between BB and Invisigal. I prefer BB, but Invisigal is such a cute simping autist I can't bring myself to hurt her fragile feelings.
>>724646836she has insecurity armor. you gotta break through to get to the gooey parts as seen here >>724644929
I want more dispatching segments. I think its the the best gameplay ever made.
this guy has been very mad for the past week lol
>>724647293Just play This is the Police.
>>724646558Isn't it because Flambae has that "ability" where his stats drop to 1 after a two failures?
>>724644929>bull ring
>>724646836you didn't play the same game because she says nothing remotely feminist
the moment she looked at the scoreboard and took a photo she melted my heart and guaranteed my unending loyalty to herINVISIGAL A CUTE
>>724647357She calls that guy a cuck
>>724647293To be fair, Telltale's bar for "gameplay" was always pretty low. Having this simple, but competent management minigame is already stretching themselves a lot, which I can appreciate.
>>724647357SHE SAYUS SHE PEGS THAT'S GAY
>>724647404/v/ calls everyone a cuck, is /v/ full of feminists?
>>724647404Calling people cucks is not exactly feminist lingo.
>>724647348Oh yeah which passive of Flambae did you all unlock? I went with the one that maxes his stats after 2 successes because that way I can stop leveling attack/agility and improve the other stats, turning him into a supersoldier.Though I wish I knew from the start that he had this passive, otherwise I wouldn't have spent any points in attack (it is pointlessly maxed now)
>>724647376Not wife material
>>724647447>having sex with a woman is gay???
>>724647472Oh right, should stick with the fake blonde that cheats and then gaslights you into thinking she didn't do nothing.
>>724647447>thorny and lonely tomboy who dreams of missionary sex with her on the bottom being dominated by the man she loves pretends to be dominant and aggressive????
>>724647404Because she was trying to figure out a good phrase to tell the guy and cuck was the only thing she could remember that rhymed with "thunderstruck", the guy's name.
>>724647472That's just how tomboy tsunderes show they're interested in the west.
>>724647281So she's a Carth/Lae'zel then?
>>724647152>>724647203the game's midget is also handsome and charismatic. dude's got a jawline like stone
>>724647472this moment felt a little forced tbqhwy
>>724647472Remember /v/, if she's brown, fuck her down. If she's yellow, let her mellow.>>724647621Because he used to be a 6 foot something before he got halved by a gypsie.
>>724647614She's more like a bratty Shadowheart. Down to having a big secret.
>>724647273I was going for Invisigal but then in the actual episode, she did this thing women like to do where they suggest you things but don't straight up say it.That pissed me off so I went with BB because, unlike Invisigal, BB isn't afraid of asking for what she wants.If you're a too fucking prideful to ask someone to go on a date with you then you deserve to be alone. All you had to do, was tell Robert "wanna come?" I would have gone with her. But she didn't, she just went on and on "I miss popcorn", "the movie hasn't started yet", "I'm on my own".This is why nice guys always end up last, just take the initiative.
>>724644929So uh... i know next to nothing about this game.. but is it actually finished yet?? or is it some episodic cancer crap like the Telltale games?Id rather just play the entire game in one shot instead of being dripfed. Is now a good time to play or should i be waiting several months?
>>724647640It would've been fine if she just stormed out, but of course the STRONK female hero has to sucker punch the emasculated male.
>>724647472She probably got so fucking wet from getting called out by him like that. 100% that's the moment that would cause her to have a sex dream about him if this was IRL.
>>724647331Already finished it.
>>724647715Episodic, two more weeks until it's completely released
>>724647743No it felt forced because you're railroaded into having Robert explode
>>724647715They're releasing it in chunks, but it's done.
>>724647701But I did by just showing up there without telling her I was going to. Also she has a reason to be that reticent, she's the biggest fuck-up in a super hero team of fuck-ups and she just recently got her first success in a long while. She must be somewhat afraid of pushing her luck even further.ALSO you are the one that checks up on her. Robert could have just checked out for the day, but decided to start a conversation with her.
>>724647848>>724647824Ok thx guys , maybe ill start playing it in a week or two then
>>724647472>a girl will never punch you with such passionwhy live
>>724644929>romance gameslmfao
anyone have that image of robert's apartment?
>>724647829What? Robert didn't "explode" in my run. He was frustrated about her not following his instructions and considering leaving a civilian hurt and letting the bad guy run away a "success". Robert takes this hero stuff super seriously and Invisigal was being a reckless idiot and he just called her out on it.
>>724647848how many episodes will this have? how many "seasons"?
>>724647776Play the sequel? Was different but still good.They jumped the shark with Rebel Cops though, shame really.
>>724647927terrible decision. Do you see any of us talking about episode 1 and 2? We don't care about that old shit anymore.They are releasing it in episodes precisely because each episode gives something to talk about. You're missing out on a specific part of this game's charm.
>>7246480354 more episodes.We don't know if there'll be another season.
>>7246480358 episodes, and we don't know anything about any other seasonsit will probably get something if it does well enough though
>>724647848Hm how long is an "episode" in gameplay length overall? and is there a decent amount of replayability per episode?
>>724648057I thought it was like some weird turn based tactics game or some shit. I just wanted to dispatch people.
>>7246480358 episodes, 2 each week and for now just this one season and, to be honest, I hope it's just one season. I don't want them to make a new season and then retroactively make some choices canon/non-canon. I'd rather see them make a new series with the same overall production value.
>>724647829Like the other anon said, Robert was frustrated she didn't follow his order and takes this hero stuff seriously, which he stats in a later scene.
>>72464810120 minutesno>>724648123Same.
twitter kpop stans, twitter swifties, gay community's attachment to hollywood actors.
>>724648061>Do you see any of us talking about episode 1 and 2?We are talking about it in this very thread in context with what's happening with the story right now? People are complaining and talking about Invisigal punching you and that happened in Episode 2.
>>724648061>y-you must engaaaaage!!!How about NO... lol, you seriously think i give in to either peer pressure or FOMO discussions? dont give a flying fuck bout any of that.I play my games and keep the experience to myself.
>>724648101>Hm how long is an "episode" in gameplay length overall?About 1 hour, 20 minutes of gameplay and 40 minutes of cutscenes.>and is there a decent amount of replayability per episode?It's a Telltale game, what do you think the answer is?
>>724647754
Fuck the women, I'm invested in this shit for him. He's legitimately the most compelling new video game main character in a long time.
>>724648101About an hour each. No reason to replay individual episodes but once all of them are out the game is good for a few full runs through.
>>724648240That could be you if you weren't a racist chud
>>724647869See now you're simping and making excuses up for her shitty women-isms.
>>724648220Just pirate it and get the update each week, fag
>>724647848About an hour, but I'm not the fastest playerNo, at least so far. Last episode gave you a choice of who to fire, who to recruit and who to romance so maybe the story will split up from now on and the gameplay has some minor differences but it's your usual "choices matter" game where most of the story is railroaded
>>724648253Because he's just a competent guy trying to do his job and, for now, all the people that work with him are actually supportive and trying to help him.
>>724648223>It's a Telltale game, what do you think the answer is?I guess the Telltale devs made this new Adhoc studio? i didnt actually realize that, but im not too surprised lolAnd yeah i figure the answer is a no.. sadly lol
>>724648253>compellinghe's a self insert loser with a sad backstoryaaron pauls performance is good tho
>>724647829What do you mean? I, as the player, was literally malding at her for disobeying my orders the moment she chose to attack the villain instead of disarming the old man first.I'm the boss her, I make the calls, not her or anyone else on the team. If I tell you to go on a suicide mission that is way out of your league, you fucking do it. I wanted her to get kicked out of the team in EP3 when they were talking about having to fire someone. Shame I had to kick Sonar because I had already used a BB Training on Coupe
>>724648061I haven't seen much discussion about Ep1&2 last week either, every thread was just the same few posts repeated until the leaks dropped and we talked about them instead
Fuck i got the plot twist. Shroud aka. Elliot Connors build the Astral Pulse for Robert II and wanted it back then in a fight elliot killed robert and got to jail for it now he want it back thats why toxic said that the Pulse wasnt roberts to begin with and Roy said that robert II was only a gearhead
>>724648296What part of "i dont give a shit about weekly plays" do you not understand.I WILL play the full game once it's fully out and theres nothing (you) can do about it buddy boi lol. Oh and ill ignore these threads gladly even
>>724648220>>y-you must engaaaaage!!!>How about NO...You're engaging, right now.
>>724648336woah he is the jessy pinkman?
>>724647701This. Her sad o-okay was music for my ears.But then turned out large woman is slightly less large woman and I fucking redid previous scene. Wish there was an option to run away to cinema.I guess I get women now.
>>724644929
>>724648395I don't know. Does it matter? I'm imagining myself reacting to this twist, and my only response is "meh".
>>724647964>Men really live like this and don't see any issues
>>724648401Every single moment you spend here just proves you wrong.
>>724648364Oh, yeah, I wonder if they'll do something with Granny being absolutely fucked up. Apparently, if you tell IG to attack the thief, she tries to take on granny, and he gets shot in the back, all burnt; but if you tell her to take on granny, she attacks the thief and granny's arm fucking explodes. Seems like one is a lot better than the other.
>>724648336>he's a self insert loser with a sad backstorychatgpt saar, you dont know what you're even saying
>>724648395no shit lol, that was super obvious in EP3
>>724645376you niggas keep spamming this shityou dont need 6 threads up all the time
>>724648485please don't crash out here
>>724648417No im simply shitting into that anon's mouth for WANTING me to play the game and come to these threads, which i wont be doing. Aite peace out nigas, ill enjoy the game in a few weeks
>>724648253>le jaded white guy*Yawns*
>>724648615he's literally me tho
>>724648541I know it's hard for your underdeveloped eastern European brain to comprehend, but try a little this time. Which part of the sentence did you not understand?
>>724648605Yeah we do because we fill 'em up, nigga.Dispatchchads run this board.
>>724648610>NoYou're literally, addicted to engaging. I don't think you're even mentally mature enough to stop replying to people. This game was literally made for people like you.
>>724648615Yes.Also he's literally me like the other guy said.
>>724648665Then you are boringCongratulations
>>724648615He's my age and I understand him pretty well, he's literally me.
>>724648743Alright, saar.
How old are all these characters supposed to be, anyway? Robert looks like a early to mid 20's twink boy but talks like a divorced 45 year old.
>>724648223>It's a Telltale gameThey're still afloat?
>>724648615sorry to be the one to inform you, my dear transsexual friend, but US-AIDS got cut a while ago, so White men are back in the vogue now. the slop has flopped and is no longer getting funding.
>>724648806just check the in-game bio you retard.robert literally said he's been doing hero stuff for 11 years and he's a mechanic (with a degree), do the fucking math m8
>>724646643Please explain then.
>>724648846it's a telltale game in spirit, like 100% in spirittelltale are still alive making wolf amongus 2 or something
>>724648846They changed their name but yes.
>>724648615He's just like me.
>>724648846There's like four different Telltale successor studios doing stuff, including the one that got the rights to use the actual name Telltale. This one, Adhoc, is the most successful one by far though.
>>724648720>>724648780>>724648781>>724648872>OMG HE IS LITERALLY ME>I FEEL SEEN AND REPRESENTED
We know Telltale printed billions and then they used their money to expand and produce trillions of Telltale games that are all similar to each other. This saturated their target market and end up crashing and burning.How would YOU, have used those billions you initally printed with TWD S1?
un oh saar is having a melty
>>724648971Saar, calm down, saar, do not redeem
>>724648971unironically yes>white dudebased>anything elsefuck no
>>724648971Correct. I do, and I'm proud of it.
>>724648846Telltale is still around and working on TWAU2 but he was just being figurative. It's not a Telltale game but it's a clear copy of them.
>>724649037i simply invest it so the company has a big pile of money and doesn't have to rely on any greedy publisher subhumansthen i make games at a reasonable pace and good level of quality
>>724644929Nose ring is the sign of mental illness
>>724649125Telltale should have hired you.
>>724649037>We know Telltale printed billionsThey didn't. When the developer died, they released some numbers and the only two games that made any real profit were TWD Season 1 and Minecraft. All the other games sold less and less with each new release.TWD Season 1 was just a decent success, because of the licensing fees and all.
>>724649058>>724649104>>724649053>>724648780>>724648720>>724648665>>724648959I can see the mask is off now
>>724649185SAAR, DO NOT REDEEM
>>724649153She literally tells you she's mentally ill in episode 1, read the substitles.
>>724649185>he redeemed
>>724649185DO NOT REDEEM
>>724649239>has ADHD (not a real mental illness)>has asthma (not a real physical malady>has autism (not a real mental illness)>has tsundere (severe mental illness)Best girl.
>>724644929Would she hate-fuck Robert or would she let him do all the work?
>>724649325The dream clearly indicates that she's a bottom.
>>724649313>has autismno
>>724649185SAAR PLEASE!
>>724649325she acts tough but just wants to be raped. Typical woman really.
are white people the indians of people (besides indians)?
>>724649185Damn mask was getting itchy.
>>724649227>>724649373>>724649309>>724649262>>724649053>>724649046>>724648781>le everyone that disagrees with me is Indian
>>724648253>>724648336>>724648615>robert is basically an anime protagonist except they're not a retarded faggot who becomes a comically annoying bumbling moron around women and is a likeable, normal competent man insteadWhy can't those retarded japs do this with their protagonists?
>>724649325The way it seems at the moment is that she would claim to be sexually dominant and a deviant to everyone but is secretly longing to have her mind blown in some freaky kinky rated-X handholding loving missionary for the purposes of procreation, assuming she find the right guy (Robert)
>>724649508But you are indian. I can smell the curry from all the way here.
>>724649514Japs are passive herbivores anon
>>724649514So a generic anime protagonist. Stop watching toddler shows.
>>724649514Because Robert is in his late 20's-early 30's and all the boys in the image you just posted are all high school kids?
>>724649424indians created all civilizations on earth
>>724649514Have you tried watching anime not featuring underage girls and boys?
>>724645376lurk more newfag
>>724646578Wondering what would happen if she carries them to term while still powered up
>>724648253We dont care for your shill shit
>>724649037No, they didn't. They kept buying licenses to use intellectual properties like Walking Dead, Wolf Among Us, Batman, Minecraft, Game of Thrones, Guardians of the Galaxy, fucking Jurassic Park, and they barely stayed afloat until they just couldn't anymore. Delays, rewrites, buggy shit and the same "your choices matter (no actually they don't really)" gameplay. The finally got the hint that unique branching storylines was something players wanted and put a little of that in Batman season 2 and it was well-received by like 10 people on /co/Dispatch is a bigger commercial success than even The Walking Dead game, because it's entirely their own original IP, it's entirely finished already, no rewrites or delays are gonna happen, and it's obviously been polished to perfection. What bugs apparently exist (I haven't noticed) are patched out nearly immediately. And yes, it helps that it's free from LGBT and other such shit.
>>724648605as opposed to Silksong and E33 having 20+ threads up with barely any posts on them clogging up the whole board when they came out?
Is Sonar the best hero to give flight license to? He can carry people, the rest of them can't. So I take it, they only reduce travel time for themselves, on solo missions? That doesn't sound very useful.
>>724648061Plenty of threads discuss Shroud and you-know-who planting the bomb
>>724649847This "game" is troon coded goonslop aka not videogames
>>724644929Made by trannies for tranniesAlso buy an ad
>>724649939unrelated to the argument at hand
>>724649894Nah, Flambae is definitely the best.
>>724649894Damn, really? In both forms?I cut him, since I gave coop the license, and I just didn't manage him well enough compared to coupé. But now I'm stuck without an intelligence guy.
>>724648615Yeah he's literally me
>>724650059He's level 1 with a normal intelligence, literally built to be the intelligence guy.
>>724650059>In both forms?No, just the bat. That limits his usefulness somewhat, but it's still better than flight for a solo guy.
>>724649508lol why are aqua avatarfags always defending india
>>724649894who gives a shet, just send randoms
>>724649894>hey only reduce travel time for themselves, on solo missions?No, the mission starts as soon as 1 hero shows up on scene.
Hi, I'd like to present a complaint. I've noticed one of your employees has been purposely starting fires, which he later puts out and claims to be innocent. It'd be very helpful to the community if he was let go.
gamers are winning y'all
>>724648496thanks
>>724649836>What bugs apparently exist (I haven't noticed) are patched out nearly immediatelyThere was one bug that happened where after the initial banter during one of the dispatch sessions, the dispatch minigame didn't start, but I just went back to the main menu and then back to the game and it started normally.Really minor bugs, all things considered.
>>724647521> and then gaslights you into thinking she didn't do nothing.Are you an idiot? That was just Robert giving her an out and her taking it. They both knew what was happening
>>724650183I wish I could fire him instead of Coop. When I saw him at the top of the board, I immediately knew what the devs were doing.
>>724646858>Is waterboy really just another hero that you make stronger?Waterboy, like the rest of the fuck ups, is just another guy with his own sets of strengths and weaknesses. Mechanically, at the very worst circumstances he contributes a 10% increased success rate through his first skill. He also starts with low but balanced stats and has good opportunity to accelerate so you can fit him to be a good replacement for either coupe or sonar, realistically also punch up and malevola respectively as well. Honestly its works pretty well with him being a low confidence rookie that you have to mentor, good example of weaving narrative and gameplay, shame there isn't more gameplay. >Phenomaman fucking sucked (he has to rest a while if you fail any mission)Dont fail missions, and if you get unlucky use the consumable.
>>724650128Call me back when Pheno-mammal blows up the sun cause you didn't add him to the team.I did, and I regret it already. He's a fucking crybaby
>>724650059Statwise, it should usually be lose Coop = gain Pman, lose Sonar = gain WaterboyTheir stat builds are the most alike to each other, but they obviously come with their own gimmicks.
>>724645403>Laura Bailey playing Laura Bailey againftfy
>>724649939only troons like you complain about goon material in vidya
>Can't get rid of both youtubersLame and gay
>>724644929>fell for the alt chicknever change, /v/
>>724648665>>724648720>>724648780>>724648959>>724650081Live action adaptation with Goose as Robert when?
>>724644929my choices so far:>booted Coupe>helped Invis>hired Waterboy>went on dinner date with BBA-aron Taylor Paul's voice is way too deep for the character, but I'm enjoying it so far.you can really tell this was meant to be a Netflix show, I choice to play in cinematic instead of with QTE and it's like I'm watching Invincible but for middle-class adults
>>724650251Flambae is actually a really competent hero, he's just a massive douchebag. The only reason he's on the Z-team is because he just can't help but being a dick and probably a PR and HR nightmare.
>>724650402>he thinks there's only two
>>724650427He lights his own fires.
>>724650190We know you're a troonormie it's ok,BBchads stay untouched in this wave of botted youtube players invisiwhore sexslaves
We live in a society where good games like Ninja gaiden 4 underperformed both critically and financial but a fucking braindead teen capeshit visual novel get free shilling 24/7
>>724650280Waterboy gets shitted on constantly but he never quits. I really like him, he's a fuck up but with an indomitable spirit. There's plenty of potential growth with him not just with his stats but with the team. I want Flambae to respect Waterboy.Pheno-man is my wife's ex, I never considered adding him to the team. There was zero growth to be had with him on the team.
>>724644929Did she win the waifu wars fairly?
>>724650190Being involved with a cheater more often than not ends up with them cheating on you too, you know.
>>724650510Make better games
>>724650527It's only the 4th out of 8 episodes, anon. Shit can happen later.
>>724650423I think Aaron could add a bit of "oomph" to the character, at least when he was supposed to be a hero or when he's in a more "emotional" scene, but yes he's doing a good job.
>>724644929>taller than you>broader shoulders than you>stronger than you>real powers>outranks you>bosses you around>more money>more fame>more everythingBB is the stealth gay choice.
>>724650494And he also puts them out and he is pretty good when I send him to do his work.
>>724650527BB stocks will go through the roof if it turns out she’s a full on virgin and has a family ending
>>724650518I dunno, his whole alien thing got more interesting to me after the little chat you have with him. He really is just an alien that doesn't understand or care for human stuff, other than BB (lol).I hope putting him on the team will lead to him developing an interest in something more healthy. And yeah, I'm a bit disappointed they treat Waterboy as an actual hero candidate, considering everything they show beforehand. Why didn't they just put him on the field, instead of making him the janitor, then?
>>724650510>good game>ninja gaiden 4
>>724650510Too bad. Maybe if Ninja Gaiden 4 had a scene (or two) where Ayane masturbates while thinking of Yakumo it could have done Dispatch numbers on the charts.
>>724650662>>taller than you1 line and already wrong. Didn't read the rest. BB is a midget, her necklace gives her powers and makers her taller.
>>724650494Don't we all, brother?
>>724650662it's ok lil bro we get ityour balls haven't dropped yet
>>724650527Depends what you consider fair. Blonde Blazer had the first episode to herself, but come episode 2 she's set up to be unobtainable because she's already seeing someone.But come episode 3 they break up for reasons you only find in a deluxe edition comic and she's back to being attainable.On the flip side, Invisigirl comes in episode 2 and across 2, 3 and 4 has more screen time and chemistry with Robert. Plus the opening to episode 4 may have been cheating but she's still getting the most screen time with Robert so far and as far as the character writing goes, Robert and her bounce off each other more.
>>724650527Blazer would've lost even without the wet dream. Unfortunately for her she represents corporate which means she's the face of retarded decisions like forcing you to cut one of your team members even if they did wonderfully mechanically and last episode ended with Robert telling her he'd turn the program around only if he's allowed total control and she doesn't meddle with his decisions. Also, for like 85% of male players, the whole "we're clearly drunk together and having a good time and I let you kiss me and I touch your face and I tell you I can fix you but ooops I had a boyfriend :)" thing sends major red alarms regardless of whether she meant to break up with him all along or not. Say what you will about Invisigal but she knows exactly what she wants, she's just a bit tsundere about it.
>>724648615Sorry for your brownness. Hope you get better soon.
>>724650510>Ninja gaiden 470 dollarydoos>Dispatch30 bucks, 40 if you want to get the digital comicsWell, sell your game cheaper and I'll buy it.
>>724650396t. Porn addicted troon
>>724650708>will lead to him developing an interest in something more healthyOne of the pre-release trailers showed him talking about Magic: The Gathering.
>>724650859Shit
>>724650423>choice*choseforgot to mention I told pm about the kiss with BB>>724650637yeah, he has a great VA voice.
>>724650421Why is his face so uneven?
>Invisigal: Hurr durr pegging XD>Also Invisigal:
>>724650510>ninja gayden>good gamesome of the worse action games out there
>>724650708Corporate bullcrap. It's like in places like WWE where they put some younger aspiring wrestlers to work in the back with the tech guys or moving shit around. So they still are tied to the company and work for a "chance" at being a big star.
>>724650510>We live in a society where good games prosper and Ninja Gayden doesn'tGaming is healing
>>724650791bb lost in pourcentage because of the simple reason that incels are hornys and think with their asian rape fantasy instead of being normal
>>724650927Love a girl that pretends to be a real bad bitch but then purrs like a kitten.
>>724650718My badIts the best game release this game
>>724650708The corps were abusing Waterboy, that's another reason to pick him over Pheno. >oh you want to be a hero? Sure step by the Hero's HQ tomorrow!>what you don't wanna be a jannitor? Don't worry its only for a small time frameskip to waterboy being 80 years old and he's still the janitor.Robert saved his life by choosing him.
>Our kids are gonna be real badasses, Robert
>>724651138
>>724651138>disgenic freaks with asthmalol
>>724651019I'm sorry you chose Blondie, anon
>>724651193
>>724649325>Would she hate-fuck Robert or would she let him do all the work?She's a bottom bitch
>>724650785It's clear as day they didn't give both girls a fair amount of time before the choice at the end of chapter 4.Invisigal got twice as much screen time, and the little bit of screentime Blazer got was while she was acting like a corporate boss, not a romantic prospect. And then they put her character development into a comic that no one is going to read and is only available after you make your decision. Plus there's the random sex scene at the start of chapter 4 that everyone sees.I hope that choice doesn't lock you into a romance because this is definitely way too soon to do that. They haven't even given Blazer a chance to shine.
>>724650859Phenomebros, it's over
Always fuck your boss.
>>724651190Pregnant girls eat and fart a lot btw
Kino
>>724651138>>724651190>Racemixing
>>724651138ok imagine a minuterobert robertson the 4rth having powers AND a mecha
>>724651301
>>724651301Thanks for reminding me that song exists, looking it up to listen to it again now
>>724651138>>724651190Fake and gay. Robert always makes sure to use a condom
>>724651324Yes
>>724651138what is this lol
No idea what you nigs be malding about. She won the moment she did THIS.
>>724651328But also they're retarded and have asthma
"Blonde Blazer is a whore">Never had sex>Made a total of 0 sex jokes>Never tries to rape you>Politely invites you for romantic date"Invisibitch is NOT a whore">Makes sex jokes the first time you met>Makes sex jokes literally every dialogue>Has aggressive maturbation/sex dream about you 2 days after you meet>Talks about pegging men>Verbally rapes you in every single conversation you have with herStay retarded desu.
>>724651301>>724651381https://youtu.be/KvMY1uzSC1E?si=lYPBoSs286rTmgnj
>>724651273good
>>724650510>Ninja Gaiden 4Game literally just doesn't run on random configurations and the devs haven't said a single word about a patch
>>724651110>Robert saved his life by choosing him.Phenomaman is the one in danger of an heroing not waterboy
>>724651401uhh hot asian girls are white
farting is gross btw
>>724651328HOWEVER consider one child inheriting BB’s amulet and the other inheriting the suit
>>724651529But then they’ll argue about who has the better gimmick
>>724651324calm down it's just a drawing
>>724651529Do we think the amulet's special somehow? I thought it had to have some special meaning power-wise for her to wear it even while wearing the dress (though it looks as stupid as her mask)
>>724651504he's an alien tho
Thoughts on Visi in a turtle neck?
>>724650510Devs are starting to realize people love dating sims with both horny sexslop and pure romance, finally.
>>724651529is it really the source of her power, or more a manifestation of it? we don't know about that
Invisigal is the type to record Robert until she got him praising her then replays it every night before she goes to bed
>>724651138>>724651190Now grow your hair
>>724651510Except if a cute and thick tomboy does it
>>724651439Why can't white girls just leave the dogs alone?
>>724651697>Do we thinkAre you retarded or something? The amulet literally flies on its own
>>724651452BB is the type to be into (proper, structured) S&M.Invis is the type to talk a LOT of game but only go vanilla romantic
>>724651452Let me explain the "I can fix her" logic.>she's low value, which means she's desperate for me>she's a slut, but she'll be pure for me>she's never had a serious relationship, so her first will be with me>she's toxic to everyone around her, but she'll be nice to me>she'll overcome her flaws and be a devoted housewife because that's how much she loves meDo you see the dynamic here?
>>724651852>long hair
>>724651821>roastie being jealous of a fictional characterthe sheer lack of self awareness of these "people"
>>724651707its sad at this point the game keeps giving invisbros free Ws>>724651821this only made me like her more
>>724651821Theyre not wrong, it is incel self insert slop. blonder blazer gawds are the only normal white males here
Is Invisigal autistic?
>>724651821They are rightThis "game" is for incel gooner troons
>>724652002Dats a taiwanese boy
>>724651821Sorry, roasties, this is the new zeitgeist, this is gonna be gaming from now on. The time of woke is over, the time of chud has come.
>>724651915Damn, I went for IG at the end, and wasn't interested enough to see BB's scene, didn't think they were going to drop details like that.So, yeah, I'm retarded.
>>724651260tits too small
I can fix her and give her a family
This is like BG3 all over againMarket the game with the obvious woman and then bait and switch on release by making her the inferior choice to an angry chick who slowly turns out to be a sweetheart.
>>724652002She confirmed in ep1 that she has ADHD.Phenomaman has the autism (or derivative) gimmick.
>>724651697>>724651846Given she clearly resonated with Ro Rey being a normal guy with a suit, I’m assuming the amulet is the source
How in the goddamn was this game allowed to be written as it is in the current year?
>>724652074Time for a replay.No scene-skip button tho!
>>724652002some people want to fuck this and claim they aren't gay or tranniesi won't be surprised if at the end of the game it's confirmed he's actually a tranny who got genitals surgery
>>724652124Not Superman is just an alien
>>724652124ADHD isn’t real
>>724652107>This is like BG3 all over againReally? Because this game has actual attractive looking women, unlike BG3.
>>724652129>ro reyI don’t know how the fuck auto correct mangled that one
>>724648846Telltale split up when they went bankrupt, most of the writers and directors went to AdHoc which is why they even got contracted by TT to write the story for Wolf 2 before they started working on Dispatch to cover the bills because Wolf 2 is going nowhere because whoever is left at TT is fucking retarded and incompetent but still owns the IPs
>>724652136turns out you can do whatever you want in media when you ignore impotent twitter fags
>>724651915Imagine if she was actually fat or black or something, that would be funny
>>724652086Look perfect to me.
>>724652160
>>724652241But this game was literally made in collaboration with Critical Role. Is CR secretly based?
>>724652136The current year is actually not so bad. All the games you're angry about were written and designed during peak woke, which was about 2020. When we get the last of them shat out of the pipeline, you'll see a huge improvement in gaming on average.
>>724651821I am enjoying this "game" and the asshurt it has caused the normalfags and women(male) that post on this website.
>>724649514There's literally a protagonist like him in an ongoing japanese superhero story, a scarred and battle hardened chill and mature dude who deserves a few HR violations over how he treats girls around.
>Adhoc decided she looked better without tattoosCringe or based?
>>724652406Tattoos are degenerate, but I like the cape.
>>724652406based but she still has a whore piercing
>>724652406she has tattoos tho, that's one of the two reasons I don't like her. its in one of her arms, can't remember which.
>>724652406She doesn't have a choker anymore, what's up with that?
>>724652107I reckon most Invisichads are also lae'zelGODS as well.
>>724651821Goddamnit I wasn't gonna buy this game but HERE I AM
>>724652354obviosly made by a woman so it's likely trash
>Tattoos are uhhh…le bad!Why?
>>724652504Green Leader, standing by.
>>724652532Ink is ugly. You would have to be retarded to put ink in your buddy. I don't like retards.
>>724652494un-whorified>>724652532normalnigger
>>724652532Because they're a sign of low-value woman. It's like poisonous frogs warn you of danger with their color.
>>724652494They had to give Blonde Blazer SOME kind of chance
>>724652532My sister decided to whore out when she was 35 and got tattoos and breast implants. She's now 43, fat and embarrassing to look at.
>>724652406>the male fantasy is actually to get fingered by hot lesbians with tattoos and piercingsMakes sense
>>724652532Because female skin is soft and beautiful. It's like scribbling over a nice Monet painting with a sharpie.
>>724652420>>724652449>>724652470>>724652590>>724652604
>>724652532nta but I prefer uninked skin; scars are fine provided they're not the tedious and generic self-harm onesalso wrinkled skin with tattoos is even more gross
low iq cum brains = invisiwhore
>>724651821I'm still not going to "play" your "game".
>>724652707Damn she looks so much better with the dark hair.
>>724652675can't imagine being so upset as to post a redditjak
>>724652707She cheated on Phenomeman, she’d do the same to Robert if he slightly inconvenienced her
>>724650527If she actually did fuck toxic then you can expect an absolute deluge of krillin tier ntr posting
Invisigal after episode 4
>>724652817She actually refused to cheat despite the perfect storm of events to get her to cheat. It proves she's extremely loyal.
>>724652707I lost interest in Blonde Blazer when I realized she was bouncing off discount superman to Bobert almost immediately after dumping said discount superman
>>724652908YOU AGAIN? If you KISS someone DRUNK you are UNFAITHFUL
>>724652707Feels good to be a contrarian for once.
i would have actually went for invisibitch if robert didnt look like the normiest average western millennial white male plebitor in his 30s , they're literally not a fit visually or psychologically
>>724652972This. Monkey-branching is disgusting.
Both of these women would be terrible long term dating prospects. The blonde is cheating on her current boyfriend and thus would almost certainly also cheat on you, and invisitits is a BPD daddy-issue slut who would absolutely make your life a living hell. The real answer is disregard females, do your job well, get that mech suit back, and go kill that faggot who broke your old suit.
>>724652675>incels playing a dating simi mean, nothing new
i wont write someone off because she has tattoos and piercings, but i'll make some assumptions
>>724651138>>724651190Is this ai or photoshop? What's the source
>>724652707bbchad detected
>>724652973She was kissed. She didn't kiss. That's a distinction you're ignoring because you're arguing in bad faith.
What was she hoping to accomplish in this scene?
>>724651973>MAAAAAAHHH FUCKING INCEL VIDEOGAMESKys faggot, vidya are for menMen love submissive women
>>724653137Lmao
>>724649239No, self diagnosis is not a real thing. A quirky girl going "OMG I'm totally ADHD" doesn't mean shit she's actually genuinely well whatever r
>>724652707low iq is caring about the bitch that made you fire someone from the rehab program after they just had their best shift ever
>>724653190>She was kissed. She didn't kiss. That's a distinction you're ignoringdude she gave every signal possible, she's responsible for that kiss
>>724653193She was in a good mood from not getting cut thanks to his help. And the sex dream.Of course, she'd be interested in spending time with him and potential flirting.
>>724645704they should make this chick turn evil
>>724653235>Yeahhh Robert, I know you’ve given your team a newfound sense of inspiration, and that they’ve just had their best performance ever >Buuuut I’m still gonna need you to fire someone, yeahhh
>>724652136This is how. They got to make what they wanted to make with zero publisher meddling
>>724652504Yep
>>724653110source is one of the previous dispatch threads on /v/.
>>724653137>complaining about wish fulfilment>because they made someone they wanted gay straightWeeeeelll I'm not one of those fancy city fellas, but something about this seems a tad off
>>724653442Brilliant.
>>724652792She's beautiful plus actually quite short, very feminine
>>724647472>they stole the telltale character will remember this bullshitare the ex devs or just shameless?
>>724652470Prove it
>>724653307She pulled back and apologized because she wasn't doing it intentionally. What more do you want? Even when the deck is stacked against her where any other woman would cheat, she still stopped things immediately once she realized a line was being crossed.That is loyalty.
>>724653483Well, pardon us, Mr. Gucci Frogposts
>>724652986>they're literally not a fit visuallyno shit, she's a subhuman
I think real girls are better.
>>724653408why is she like that?
This game literally has you committing rape. Do better, Ad Hoc. Be better men.
>>724653548Ex devs
>>724653442But where did they get the money? Expedition 33 devs got some (miniscule really) bad press for their money acquisition strategies; what about AdHoc Sudio?
>>724652532Meaningless generic ones are bad because they're a pathetic attempt to try and make yourself standout, same reason we laugh at the dudes who get generic tribal tats for no reason. Tattoos should be something that has a significant meaning to you that you get reminded of whenever you look at it, and are for yourself instead of outward facing instead of just reminding you that you got black out drunk one night and woke up with it.
>>724653193to get a painted womb.
>>724653137This is literally better marketing than anything official they have put out. If by chance you are a shill then bravo.
>>724653548ex devs, this game is made by telltale in everything but the company name, you idiot
>>724653190She sure as fuck didn't act like she had a boyfriend. Hint: if your gf acts like Blazer did in the bar with a man that's not you, including her reaction to said man's kiss, you're a cuck in the making.
>>724653660>no Batmansad it flopped so hard
>>724653193What the fuck he looks like a 10 year old with the head of a 35 year old here lnao
>>724653548>are the ex devsanon, the devs ARE ex telltales, it's just that telltales was managed by some retarded and lost money
>>724653657Visi spent the entirety of episode 4 molesting Robert with her eyes
>>724653702Meaning???
>>724653219>>Men love submissive women>60% supposed le alphas pick the least submissive femcel to go on a date with
>>724653773Best Buy Fight Club body
>>724653798robert runs a successful side business as a home painter, and she needed someone who can paint over brick in her room, as seen in the chapter 4 intro
>>724653193She tells Robert straight what her intentions are, she's sizing him up like one would a dress. Love when the girl is so forward none of this beating around the bush crap, it's why she's best girl.
>>724653657>SHE WAS 27 YOU SICK FUCK
>>724653773no shit, they make fun of his body all the time in the game
>>724653657>Invisibile girl who use her power to spy upon the MC>Invisible girl who made a wet dream about the mc and tell him about it>Invisible girl who punched the MC because she wanted itBUT WHAT ABOUT MUH CONSENT ?!
>>724653773show what kind of 10 year olds do you see walking around where you are
>>724653505we dont give a fuck about your shill christian view
>>724653137The pendulum swing feels so good
>>724653773He was in a coma for months before the game.
>>724653657Even disregarding the absolute bs that these guys try to dig up to make any type of relationship look bad, invisigal turned herself in, and is obviously working for some deeper purpose. She could leave at any point, she doesn't need the money (probably), and obviously doesn't care about authority
>>724653902she was totally 17 at first, then the devs saddly realised the modern world is too gay for a 17F and 30'sM romance
>>724653683Whatever they got paid for writing the Wolf 2 script even if TT hasn't done anything with it yet, random investors because they had a proven track record with them being mostly ex-TT writers and directors from when they were doing good, and taking money from Critical Roll in exchange for promising to make their game next with probably a relatively favorable cut to CR, probably
>>724653954>we
>>724653657>committing crimes get your freedoms removedno shit
>>724653989>she doesn't need the money (probably)It's actually a bizarre question.If you send Invisigal to protect the politician on day 4, she complains that she'll never live in a nice house. But you take a look at her place in the beginning of the episode, and it's fucking gorgeous.
>>724654094That’s an apartment. She wants a house, a home.
>>724654094Chances are that she's keeping up with pretenses.
Are we ready to get druk with the lads next week?
>i want illegal sex with highschool girls in muh aislop game>just make her look 17 in every way possible and make her 27 on paperproblem solved
>>724654170>>724654094Theory is that it's BB's attic.
>Now Laura Bailey it's essential that you absolutely nail this masturbation scene, don't hold back!
>>724654094>. But you take a look at her place in the beginning of the episode, and it's fucking gorgeous.It looked like a random ass room. Your standards are just rock bottom. I'll bet anything that doesn't look like a crackhouse is a 5 star hotel to you.
>>724654241It'll be nice to finally get some characterization for everyone else on the team, Punch Up better buy me a round for not cutting his qween
>>724652136>pussy eatingAs it is, emasculating, like all other media?
>>724654318I mean the housing market do be like that
>>724654312
>>724654312Her entire career has been preparing her for this moment
>>724654294The fact that it worked makes it even more Kino
>>724654241There's obviously going to be a bar fight with whoever's mad at you for cutting the team to diffuse the tension, right?You didn't make the guy with the strength of 10 men mad, right?You wouldn't waste the chance to show devil girl that you can tussle?
the maui guy is evil right? he's shifty over the astral pulse and he seems too knowledgeable and competent>"ur dad was more of a gearhead than a scientist, he didnt make the astral pulse">"how do u know any of that">"uuhhhhh because i knew him and uhhh i'm both a scientist and a gearhead"it sounds like he's a bit too much of a goofball to really know what he's doing, so i think he's taking orders from shroud somehow. i think roberto's dad stole the astral pulse from shroud and he wants it back, so it would make sense
>>724654447I think he's a dupe, and Chase is the real villain. I'm just struggling to understand what is Chase's role in the story otherwise.
>>724654445>punch up mad at me>his signature move is punching you in the dick with super strengthI fucked up
>>724653505great tits
>>724653839Inivisbottom is shy, awkward, your subordinate and loser. Also super into you just because from get go. That's easiest girl possible.Other shy and awkward and into you girl who's at least not a loser had half of popularity. Men don't want to be challenged.
DUMB INVISIKEKSBB LITERALLY SAVED YOUR DOGSHIT WAIFU'S ASS AND YOU'RE STILL CALLING HER A WHORE AND EVIL WHITE WOMAN?!FUCK OFF YOU UNGREATFUL KEKS
>>724654621>subordinateI wouldn't go that far.invisipunch.png
>>724654445We’re gonna finally get to glass him
>>724648061Good thing I don't live my life based on other people's fomo right? Highschool mentality.
>>724645445>Robert won't forgive her that easilyYes I will
>>724654514>what is Chase's role in the story otherwisea wise mentor who dies or suffers a serious injury by the hands of the main villain?
>>724654657
>>724654363>RL Pman is married to RL Invisigal>RL Rob is cuckin RL PmanWoah kino
>throw noodles at Flambe>he's ready to murder you on the spot>Blazer walks in>Flambe is fucking terrified and immediately shuts downJust how strong is she anyways?
>>724654698He's wearing a jacket in this one compared to his work shirt in the preview though.
>>724654514he's a mentor and a connection to Robert's past, who is no longer a mechaman
>>724645445That would be a good twist
>>724654760In order to be a wise mentor, Chase would have to do actual wise mentoring. The only things that leave his mouth is "The Z-Team is le bad, cut them all".
>>724654447He's compensating for the fact that he has absolutely no way to recreate the astral pulse. But wasn't the Astral Pulse made by Rob Bobson the first anyway?
>>724654762She needs some dick ASAPHuman dick
>>724654807Because telltale title cards are always fully accurate representations of the episode
>>724654802i assume supergirl tier
>>724645445Her invisibility power requires her to hold her breath.She sometimes disappears for several minutes.I'm sure a deep throat will fix any problem they ever have.
>>724653660The censor option is weird because this was blurred for me.
>>724645205it's an adult, non adult WEG
>>724654870he teach you about the job, use camera and shit
>>724654802I don't think it's a strength issue, it's a respect issue. The Z-Team doesn't respect Robert even by episode 4, but they do respect Blazer.
>>724654674b-baka!*rushes to break gift**gets wet for days*People who're into that should consider picking up some girls at the nearest collage.
Unfortunately, due to Shroud's augments Invisigal will never be able to bear children. But good news! Robert reveals he doesn't want children with her so it's all good.
>>724654762kek
>>724654870He's just testing Robert.
can she make her pelvis transparent so I can watch myself cum inside her?
>>724655110That's coomer behavior, which she isn't
>>724654802When Superman watches a video in episode 3/4, we see her get shot and feel nothing; she doesn't even get a scratch.And she can send him back to prison.And Superman is obsessed with her; if Flame tries anything, he'll be thrown into the sun.
Its like poetry, it rhymes
>>724655110Her power is inconsistent; she makes her clothes and phone disappear, but when she's covered in donuts in episode 2, the jam is visible. Also, she didn't steal popcorn at the movies, even though she could have just made it invisible like her phone.
>>724644929>make a 2nd save and play all 4 episodes again but the invisigal route>expect a handy j in the movie theatre>nothing happenswow
>>724654882>But wasn't the Astral Pulse made by Rob Bobson the first anyway?Was that ever explicitly said? Or implied? I remember waiting for Robert to say that, and he never did. Almost acted like it was discovered.
>Anons memed for a week about the idea of Invisigal using her power during sex>Episode 4 literally opens with a scene of her phasing in and out of invisibility as she orgasmsHow the fuck did they know?
>>724655350Adhoc is full of /ourguys/ in the writing team
>>724648496Guys who live like that are based. Theyre fit,probably making decent money, have a strong routine and are ultimately kind people who just want to get to the next day.If it werent for vidya id probably be on thst level bros
>>724655302Invisigal is the slow burn route. Yes, you get your instant dopamine by kissing BB twice, but Visi is where the impregnating route comes in
>>724654802flambae doesnt actually seem all that strong, like he can control fire and the flame, and also fly for some reason, but other than that he seems to have a normal human body. so even roberto could probably kick his ass if he had a firehose or somethingit is unclear how the power levels in this setting work though. but you'd think the characters would be more worried about phenomaman going postal, considering he's basically raditz level while others have mostly party tricks
>>724655350Hottest thing I can think of with that power is her going invisible after a creampie
>>724654802Flambae is smalltime shit, the entire Z-team is desu. Coupe is the only one that seems to have been involved in heavy shit, but she's effectively an upleveled goon with no personal initiative. Blazer is an A-lister, theres a good chance that she's enough to subdue the entire z-team if they every tried to make a break for it.
So let me see if I got this rightBlonde bitch pros>prettier>nicer>more emotionally stable>richer>higher-ranked>more respected and socially prestigious>stronger, faster, has more useful powers, and overall more physically powerful>is also taller and buffer if you're into that, and can change to be shorter and skinnier if you're not>saves your life>has no real issues and is always willing to help youBrunette bitch pros>fulfills a niche "I like to be treated like shit by a woman who yells at me, insults me, and hits me, but I can fix her" fetish>and>...>???literally what reason would you go with option B? this has to be the most uneven waifu war set-up I've ever seen. do that many people have that specific fetish?
>>724648496>no alarm clock so he sleeps facing the rising sun this guy is an actual psycho
>>724655350nagatoro
>>724653398>turn>should
soon to be invisimom
>>724645205It's a video game.
>>724655546>and...>graphic sex sceneYou underestimate the power of sex.
>>724655289Wasn't jam, but Thundercuck's blood.
>>724655546>>more emotionally stableShe's literally dead insideI guess that's stable
>>724655603He spent most of his savings and inheritance maintaining the mech suit, anon.
>>724651940this is literally just the vampire/zombie/werewolf/frankenstein/alien/whatever-fucking novels that teenage girls read.
>>724655623Aww she's sending Shroud a pic of her still being on the team :3
>>724655673Is it graphic? Seemed like your typical PG-13 tussle to me.
>>724654870He just hates invisigirl because he's aware she used to work for Shroud, and probably either sees her as culpable for Robert's situation, or just hates anyone associated with the guy who murdered his friend.
>>724655546I think that with the way things are set up the blonde is going to have something bad about her be revealed in the later episodes, I think the writers want you to be attached to her so they can pull a twist later or, with Invisigal she's just a bitch, you get exactly what you see but she does have some suspicious things about her too
there's already an active thread btw
>>724655779Only thing qualifying as "graphic" is the bare tit.
>>724655731he spent 84 dollars on cinema snacks, so he definitely has some money for an alarm clock. or you know, he could use his phone. i think they really want to drive home that this guy does not give a fuck about luxury, only his purpose in life (eating candy with invisigal)
>>724654918>yfw no Better To Sleep
>>724655449kek why was the last so racist?
>>724651821are the upset that a woman wants to fuck? i dont get it, all women i've met as an adult want to fuck, not necesarily me, did they want invisigirl to be gay?
>>724655449Finance bro's food looks the best
im mecha manBITCH
>>724655732It's like the meme where if you flip the sexes those suddenly become based
>>724656004>did they want invisigirl to be gay?yes
>>724656057
>>724656085>memeThe bitch who wrote Twilight literally wrote a genderbent version of Twilight and it's insanely based because it appeals to me.
>>724656035Cuz youre a fat fuck. Romantic and Fisherman are the best with Romantic being #1 because of that odd Sunny D or orange juice choice coming from the fisherman
>>724656198>twitterI really shouldn't be surprised at this point and yet.l.
>>724655546invisigirl is also funnier and a bottom, also probably more fun to do sports or play fighting games with, my gf plays dbfz and makes the cutest pouting face when she loses to me
>>724656004Yeah a lot of the angry screen grabs getting posted here from twitter show people saying she was "very clearly queer-coded" and that this newest development is incel wish fulfillment.
>>724656214The only based thing about the twilight rewrite is the athletic werewolf girl.Vampires arent that great and having a psychotic one makes it even less appealing. But a werewolf? Now that definitely appeals to any male.
>>724653657you screenshotted your own post faggot
>>724656292I'm quite literally the skinniest motherfucker you've never seen, anone
>>724656214>Both genders want an attractive person of the opposite sex to approach them.Uh, who would have guessed?
>>724656681>Yeah a lot of the angry screen grabs getting posted here from twitter show people saying she was "very clearly queer-coded"Because she's ugly and a bad person? This self-hatred is unironically sad to see and I genuinely hope they grow beyond it.
>>724656681>don't judge a book by its cover! But also wtf that chick very clearly looks like a dyke...Classic
>>724655449fisherman mealmogs the others so bad
>>724653657this post REEKS of someone that has never worked a job in their lives, people usually demonize managers but genuine relationships form in good work enviroments
>>724653657I know this is posted as ragebait but it's also literally true, you're not allowed to fuck your parole officer or your prison guard for a reason.
>>724657295Invisigal is not on parole, she joined the program voluntarily
>>724654762Fuckin hell incredible agenda piece
>>724654762fucked up
