Hear the jungle roar
He's doing it again.
>>724688568Shes so FLAT bros!I want to lick her RIBS!
>>724688568It's NNN tho.
>>724688645She's not that flat
>>724688568SASUGA AIBO
>>724688982It's a mod and it's probably Abib given that the way Uma is being harassed matches his usual MO when it comes to games he doesn't like
>>724689383>AbibRetarded name sounds like a jeet, probably is a jeet
Managed to make a better Tachyon for Leo. Will be happy to see her fly.
Damn I'm gonna be too busy to watch Breeder's Cup Classic tomorrow. Ah well, godspeed Forever Young
>>724688568Never realized pokke dressed so slutty
>CAFE DID YOU KNOW HAGSKY IS OLD>HOW OLD IS SHE>SHE'S SO OLD SHE'S FEATURED IN A FAMICOM RACING GAME!
>Another uma thread got deletedImagine working overtime during Halloween.
>>724690631it's pretty obvious when she shows it off during the movie when it's revealed.Also Fuji
>>724688568I could never respect a jobber
>>724690631She is american. What do you expect?
I saw someone asked asked about the specifics of riko but it died before I could reply, is that anon still around? I'm happy to answer questions.
>>724688568>ear piercing yelling and aggression: the umaWhy does anyone like her?
>saved carrots for months to roll Eishin Flash>she came>got 3 terrible runs with her>on the 4th run, she gave 3*, making her my very first 9* uma>this also means that I basically cucked myself out of training her for the foreseeable future nowNot sure how should I feel about that
>>724690823she won the DAHBY
>>724690668for me its the X-men jockey uniform
>>724690840>power parentSupposedly this is great for aoharu, you should be happy
>>724690729Yeah I wanna know how mandatory is that card cause I have 0lb kitasan and 0lb creek so I need to know what to prioritize
>>724690729Has anyone got the halloween dialogue from this hag? It wasn't part of the giant collection from that anon in the last thread.
>>724690903>I have 0lb kitasan and 0lb creeknta but you should prioritize the card that works for 3 years over the card that works for 4 months
>>724690903If you have 0 LB kitasan and creek prioritize kitasan, riko is great to have but not mandatory, you'll likely be borrowing her.
>>724690850I love this emotional wreck of an uma
>>724690932>>724691008I wasn't asking if I should roll for it. I am saving for the kita rerun obviously. I want to know if I should keep borrowing kitasan mlb or borrow ssr riko mlb for unity, assuming I don't have riko rare mlb or riko ssr at 1lb
>>724691075Depends on your deck, the reason riko is good is because it allows you bypass stamina cards completely for anything but longs. If you have dismal speed cards you probaby want to borrow kita and use stamina cards, if you have good speed cards use riko
>>724690304Didn't that happen today
>>724691473its 2 days, today was Switch in Love choking, tomorrow is the Classic with Forever Young and Sovereignty misterously ((scratched))
>jannies start deleting uma threads againexplain
So we are getting the uncap item along with the Halloween banners? Interesting
>>724691781>AgainWhen have they stopped?
>>724691781Trick or treat!
>>724691840afaik we get the uncap shards in anniversary
>>724691989
>run a career with Urara to get the last g3 trophy im missing>get thisthanks...
>>724690919Couldn't find it. This is the best I can do.You can find all the lines here in Japanese:https://youtu.be/0uUqlr2tA_4
>>724692821That is so adult of her
>>724689383How is this allowed on vidya board? Isn't there anyone to kick this jaded hateful bitch out? Who moderates the moderators?
>>724689383Meanwhile he allows all those shitty pokemon spam threads and the fire emblem general kekHe even autosaged a trails thread and there was some schizo saying it was a general, wtf
>>724692951Not him but how new are you? He been doing this for years. Anyone that has been here for a long time seen him does this with older games, and he spent countless years killing Snootgame right on the spot.
>>724690840Congrats on your first 9*. I'm surprised it wasn't Speed, since that's the easiest to 9*
>>724692951Nintendogaf are the mods. They have an unhealthy inferiority complex towards anything non nintendo that gets threads.They feel it's wrong when people talk about other products which is why they boycott even non gacha games, when not sending a schizo constantly doomposting the thread
Thread theme
>>724693062Yes
>>724693062Forgot link, sorryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_1IegFcirk
>>724693090Shit, wrong linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qDn9dc9iPA
>>724693062>>724693090>>724693116Not looking good for oy neigh!
Today's the day btw
>>724693143
>>724693008>He been doing this for yearsWell then kick that bitch out. Find out where
>>724693143You expect a cuckold to be perfect?
>>724693179Not ganna happen when japanese moot doesn't care
>>724693159Silenced Suzuka
>>724693159
>>724693179The best they can do is publicly shame him, like how they did during 2022 April Fools event
>>724693159Suzuka ...
>>724693027For some reason, all my 3* have been Power.
>>724693328should've been a Rudolph image baka
>>724688568At least post the damn songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8mYAGPanhc
>>724693419Lucky basterd...
>>724693619I've never gotten a 3 star guts because I never have my guts past the 600 threshold
Face of the franchise bros ....
>>724693062>Suzukayeah, im thinking based
>>724693845STILL GODS WE GOT THIS
there was an anon like 5 hours ago in a thread asking for advice on his Rice Shower runs. i left the thread early, did ever post a successful run or anything of the sort?
>>724693779b-but tazuna said...
>>724688568I want Pokke so bad bros
>>724693920We don't talk about the Rice Shower incident
He posted this and disappeared>>724693920
And you're telling me a shrimp fried this Rice?
>>724693845Who the hell is Cheval Grand?
>>724694059yeah, just saw it myself. though we never got any pics in the middle of the run. knowing his stats by like end of summer at least we couldve steered him in the right direction i believe.but oh well, it is what it is
>>724694120KITSAN I RAPE YOUhttps://x.com/NakayamaFesuta1/status/1950602089027265009
>>724694120Recurring side character in season 3.
>>724694120>>724694170The uma that confessed her love to Kitasan Black while racing for some reason
>>724692942She is one of the better "wife" umas because of that, since she is very responsible while still caring, if bossy
>>724694220Yes, that is why I call her hag earlier.
God DAMNIT Kitasan stop running into people you're a fucking HORSE that shit HURTS
BEHOLD the horse of autism and superior german baking
>>724694314
>>724694325What do German teats taste like?
>>724694310For some reason I never saw her as that, maybe its because shit like Maruzensky and pic related are there
>>724694383Beer
>>724688568ENTER
>>724694383salty pretzels and beer
?
>>724694610Enjoy your Matikanefukukitaru dupe
>>724694610Gorushi
>>724694641you say that like it's bad when it's good for the AOUNITY CUP
>>724694641Matikanecuntfuckersuckertaru is a 1 star
...!!!
>>724694362Neicha pls
Enjoy this peace, because the day Aoharu drops and the second half of round 2 ends is going to be an absolute shit show, with multiple back to back threads with 700+ posts.
I NEED A SEIUNI'M HOLDING OUT FOR A SEIUN 'TIL THE END OF THE MEETSHE'S GOTTA BE FIRST AND SHE'S GOTTA BE FAST AND SHE'S GOTTA STOP A FURIOUS FEATI NEED A SEIUNI'M HOLDING OUT FOR A SEIUN' TIL THE LEO CUPSHE'S GOTTA BE SURE AND SHE'S GOTTA BE SOON AND SHE'S GOTTA BE HERE FOR MY CLUBHERE FOR MY CLUB HERE FOR MY CLUB
>>724695161i, for one, wont read shit about aoharu to experience it myself. I didnt even watch the trailer.
>>724695531SEIUN BE FAST TONIGHTGROUNDWORK IS ON YOUR SIDEDON'T LET 'EM PASS YOU BYDONT LETS 'EM PUSH YOU 'ROUND
>>724695534I still barely know anything about it, and I'm gonna keep it that way.Slightly unrelated but I just did a fresh playthrough of a new trainee on URA with fast forward off and holy shit it takes like two hours if you dont skip anything.
>>724690634Wtf is this lol
>>724695717I usually just have the "dont skip first time events" toggled on, so i can skip over cards and the scemario events, but anything trainee related i will read.
>>724691781I love creek blob
>>724695710Once upon a time I was winning the stakesBut now i'm only getting late startsNothing I can say...but total eclipse of my club
>>724695782and how about a snail creek?
>>724695825Equally as humorous.
name their band
>>724695821I wanted to winBut then, i got the Late StartI won't get the platim shit at writing, let alone writing a haiku
>>724695914>that haru urara
I wish the training event helper on gametora had more than 5 slots
UMA MUSUME IS AN AMERICAN GAME
What can you spend the paid carats on, otger than the paid banners and daily pulls? I might as well try and get something out of my paid carats, since luckshitting got me This far
>>724697023tp refills of course!DANCE MONKEY DANCE
>>724697023Daily pulls are the best use for paid carats. Paid banners suck (for now) as they are random and might give you a dupe. In the future I believe they give you selector tickets but don't quote me on that. Otherwise you're just spending it like you would a free carat and that's a bad deal. Daily pull or save them up
>>724697023Slowly using them on the daily pulls is the most efficient
>>724695914
>>724697079
>>724690850THE WHAT!?
>>724694325>>724694383>>724694590Was Eishin uma grandma... you know... in Germany... a pretzel seller?
>>724691038shes awesome
>my wives?>ryan>brian>mr cock ball
>>724697320based beyond belief
>>724697320Yeppers!
>>724697320What's Monsieur CBT's deal anyways? She has a nifty hat but what else?
kitasan you goddamn whore
>>724697384She was mention in the anime as one of the super cool umas or something.i heard that shes for (you), plus shes really pretty. will post a fanart i had saved several years ago when i didnt even know about the game
>>724697384she's the kind of person to skip work because she felt like it
>>724697479So she's like Seiun but...a hag?
>>724697384le quirky genius end closer to rudolfs serious pace/late/ and Ace's based tomboy front runner
>>724697479Holy based I wish I could do the same
>>724695914(Hag) Love Plus One
This will be the first week in over a month that I get demoted to Class 5...feels bad man. They just keep jobbingTime for a full team trials remake after the new scenario
>>724697523My fucking DIIIIIIIIIIIICK
>>724697384>one of the rare umas not staying at the dormitory>really likes to walk / run under the rain>she doesn't want to be feel restricted by schedules, obligations and whatever. Would gladly skip training if it feels not fun.>Triple Tiara crown winner, on par with Symboli Rudolf and Narita Brian>another ikemen>top tier voice actor (Yurina Amami)
>>724697673>Triple Tiara crownCB is a Triple CrownTriple Tiaras are mares
>>724697673Call me Mr. CBT because she can trample over bofa deez any day!
>>724697746
>>724697673Is she homeless like Stay Gold or does she have a house like Maruzensky?She seems cleaner than Stay Gold anyways
>>724697746Truuuuu Fax sis, spit your shit indeed6 7
Imagine there's no ChronoIt isn't hard to do~
>>724697737forgive me I just woke up, should have double-checked for typos>>724697803iirc she lives with her parents (her father was a trainer and the uma in charge became her mother)
I NEED to have sex with this bimbo American horse right NOW
>>724697895>her father was a trainer and the uma in charge became her motherOh so what I heard WAS trueThis sets a precedent that also explains a few things, like Creek's career
>>724697470had to look it up, but 'ere you go. by a goated artist as well. and like >>724697673 said, in the rain and stuff
>shows up>gives you 30 energy>upgrades your energy bar>leaves>shows up in friendship training>shows up again>and again>and againI love Flash so fucking much
TALLYING
Don't freak out /v/ but your club's rank is tallying
>>724698194wow im retarded, heres the image. didnt get attached because the original was too large
>>724698207Don't forget that she gives you really good skills. Truly the MVP of any late surger deck
>>724698279>>724698302Fucking finally. Now the guy who carried my club can relax
>>724698207>hit rest>uma doesn't get enough sleep, +30 energy>barely enough energy to do 1 training and I'd have to rest again anyways>eishin shows up and tops it off with another +20based fraulein
>>724689467>RapeApeEvery single janny/mod is a pajeet or kike.
>>724698302>Someone left the club at the last minute due to burnout>Club dropped like 30 ranksOh... I assume he didn't know that would happen but please anons don't do that. If you're on a club in the 900~ and 400~ you may fuck them over, either way I hope that anon is okay
>>724698498What the fuck why would you leave before your rewards?
>>724698498der/v/? Did one of you guys mention they were going to quit the game at the end of the month?
>>724698576nope, were still at full
Is there a way to turn off the ult animations completely? They were cool like the first 5 times now they just distract you from seeing how the race unfolds.
>>724698801You can set it up so that it either doesn't show or only show once per day. Or at least that was the case in JP.
>>724698801Yeah, play as King Halo
>>724698850
>>724698801Options are only showing short/long/once a dayshort is your only option for now it seems
>barely two weeks to learn how to play aoharu and make three aces for virgo, while also trying not to get demoted too much in team trialsunemployed gods WON
>>724689383https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nplefywEFI
>>724699471You mean 3 days to learn Unity for Leo finals
>>724699471>>724699590I read something about a JPbro making an Aoharu guide?
>>724699471i DON'T HAVE THE MONEY FOR DIGIGOAT
>>724699471I am confident in my ability to stay in the Class 5-Class 6 when Aoharu comes out
when is the team trial skip qol....
>>724699815QoLs are always "years away", "months", but will never come
>>724698375She may be g*rman. But she is perfect
>>724698207>>724698375>>724699997>Don't have a single copy of her card>Don't have her as an umaWhy live?
>>724700097to save up and get her two(!!!) alts?
>>724697384She keeps telling (you) that her parents start from trainer-trainee relationship, just like (you) and her.But that's just a coincidence, right? Haha.
>>724700097At least you have smart falcon... right?
>>724700237I don't even have Seiun man
>>724700237No...
>>724700216I guess not everyone can be as slick as Fuji
and then oguri ated the giant jelly doughnuts funniest thing i've ever seen
Reminder to never trust female trainers. You should stay with your trainee for your own safety.
>>724697384She's part of the SEXO unithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnQN2Eqhs5c
>>724700676this is the dumbest idol band gimmick i've ever seen
>>724688568
>>724700824>his trainee is a caplet
>>724700824But wait, there is morehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX2jFDdjqD0
>oguri CAP>doesn't wear oneFRAUD ALERT
I WILL BECOME FIRST RATE
>>724700867Tanuki Rudolf is so silly, she always puts a smile on my face
>>724700676>>724701010what the hell is this tummyfest and why isn't there more?
>>724698349shame she doesn't have any of them as a trainee
>>724701010damn RICE VILLAIN sliding over that beat
>>724701169She is very cute
>>724701057>President? President are you all right??
People keep overdonating to the Doto farm while the Gimlet, Transcend, Wonder Acute and now Eishin Flash farm hasn't even hit 50% of its objective
>>724688568SEXO
>>724701169>>724701310Teio is pretty cute when they rub their cheeks it actually makes me crack a smile
>>724701342Well in all fairness that one also asks more dosh and horses there, other than Eishin, aren't in Global yet, or even show up in card eventsI will donate it when my paycheck shows up but I'm not too worried about them
>>724701416this granny will die TOMORROW if you don't donate right now!
>>724701416I know they asked for less money but last time I saw they were at 400% objective, bit unnecessary, could go towards the other farm
>>724701342Post a link then you faggot.
>>724701365Heres a cute one as wellhttps://youtu.be/-WfSWxIZBDQ
idk why but i have a huge crush on gentildonnait might be because of her seductive smile
Why can't he just leave us alone? Why is he such a fucking miserable chud?
>>724701863You can get some plushies toohttps://readyfor.jp/projects/VersaillesResortFarm2025
>>724699603>JPbro making an Aoharu guide?there is a new JP scenario coming out so witchad is delaying his video
>>724701951Anon I am so sorryBut yeah I can kinda see it, she is quite a popular one too
>>724701951>>724702153
>>724701951same, but for a different reason.
fun fact: Every fan you earn during the tallying period will be sacrificed to Shiraoki-sama. If you ever had a lucky pull or career run remember the fans that were sacrificed to facilitate your success!
>>724698368we don't deserve him
>>724701342Doto is just too popular, the Global banner starting around the same time as the crowdfunding must've helped them a lot. Also, I believe they've upgraded the project and they're starting the construction earlier or something thanks to the extra funds. The other farm has started to earn funds faster after promoting in english and they're on track to reach the goal before it ends but yeah, I'm not surprised it's not going as high without their own Doto
>>724702525holy last spurt
>>724702054Thanks. I find it strange that you can't just choose an amount yourself, and the largest amount they have for dirty outsiders is only 35k yen.
>>724702525Didn't notice we had a flatliner. I wonder if his spot will be open next month.
>>724701951>That video of Gentildonna bashing Orfevre out the way mid raceWhat a fucking beast.
>>724700676Something wrong about Mambo being hot.
>>724701523Wonder a cute
>>724702840Well, I'm a poorfag neet so that's a generetional amount of wealth for me
Once the tally is over we are changing a few things up...
>>724702242I know it's a japanese gacha for herbivores but the fact that donna, ryan, and hishiama don't have at least a LITTLE bit of muscle definition is criminal
>The new Nice Nature (SSR) Support Card can heal all negative status effects on her second special eventIs this a new one on on Wit cards? Excluding friendship cards, I don't think we ever got this effect on non-friendship supports before.
>>724703319I don't like how this fanart flopped.
>>724688726nnn is a nortubel tier holiday
>>724703430kek ass wonder betrayed by her american body yet again
>>724703430It didn't flop in my heart. Silver Grass Wonder awoke something in me.
73552636 CM room. bring any
>>724688726>It's Nice Nature November tho.
>>724703430Buenos Dias, Ass Wonder!
>>724703586Natie is for December though.
So precious. When will she come to global?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJVjD7Js5Zo
Is the Tenno Sho today?
>>724703557Oh well, I guess that's enough before Unity fuckery.
>>724703557Good race. The Rudolf almost won. I think 1 more Dominator in your team would have done it
>>724703876Tomorrow when nips wake up.
>>724703929I don't get it
>>724703981Blackface.
>>724703854Why are Teio, Scarlet, and Vodka talking to thin air?
will you watch her turn uma musume into a DIRT GAME burger bros?
>>724703896Anywhere I can see all the Halloween Global messages?
>>724703934I probably can build grass now that nice nature wit is out. My stam card is sucks to rent her sadly. And Rudolf was so forward in that room to trigger dominator anyway.
>>724704101https://files.catbox.moe/scbsvq.png
>>724704086>Huge tits on a stickI am now interested in your horse
Which way, white man?
>>724704086Journalism will stop him
>>724703753Kek'd>>724703793Natie is for Fuzzy Feelings February as well
Which /v/ club should I join after the reset? I get 50-60 million fans every month
>>724703854August, I think [] comes in august
>>724704212>50 year oldim sorry, but my tastes are beyond your scope
>>724704212I'm more attracted to the right one.
>>724704195Of course, Kingu, anything for you...
>>724704164Luv Curren, Luv Fuji
>>724704352ASTER
>>724704352/v/ma will definitely take you if they have a spot open.
>>724704447Halo is not huge tits on a stick
>>724700676this dumb horse cuts a hole in her cap when THERE ARE ALREADY CAPS WITH EAR HOLES
>>724704698And that's why we love her.
>>724704352der/v/ will probably have an opening
>>724704505shes 85-60-85. f far cry from marus 92-58-88, but still isnt all that bad.
>>724704502They'll have to kick an active player again
>>724704847I guess tits on a stick is kinda niche, but it's about them dwarfing the rest of the curves (while being skinny)
>>724704991Actually, according to our good friend Chrono-chan, they have an inactive.
>>724689467Check what letters are beside which when you type out Anon
>>724704223Shame Sovereignty isn't running today.
>>724705046ACKtually he let us know he was gonna be gone so it looks like we won't have an open spot today.Unless someone decides to take their carats and run, but I doubt it.
>>724705190japs hired shinto priests to curse him like the frogs hiring druids to summon rain for the larc
Really wanted to see more of Sovereignty, current CR7 horse equivalent
>>724705369What about that dead weight of a Walmart greeter you got?
>>724705741I have no idea what this means.
My First UA rank is the stalker.
>>724706567Do umas like this still get brocked and lose to literal who-mas?
>>724706567>Ugwhy is she stupid anon?
>Saturday
>>724706567ÜberStat powercreep looks not fun. Just stack a billion skills and lose against someone with a billion+1
>>724706742That's Satono Saturday to you.
>>724706632It can if you Late Start. But the damage is much lower.>>724706707The wit cap is only UF anyway
Don't open, too spooky.
>>724706796The skill activation chance is still the same so that billion +1 uma can still lose if she activates 2 less skills than the billion uma.Inherent gold skills and unique are much more relevant to win against other umas since that's the only thing that differentiate umas when their stats and regular skills are roughly the same.
>>724706796How is that any different from the current meta? Plus you can still get fucked with the RNG
>>724704232>trash design>trash personality>great singing voiceI hate when that happens
>>724707051Because now it's way harder to reach good stats
>>724706920
>>724706920Man the game has alot of good halloween related costumes global will take forever to get. Maybe cygames should make a halloween based movie with them.
>>724706956Does 1200 wit not guarantee near 99% activation? What's the point of gigawit then?
>>724693845Overall the Uma with the most art is Rice Shower so she is the HERO of the franchise.
Wait, is the new career mode coming before the end of the Leo cup?
>>7247074033 days9 borrows to make your aces for the finals
>>724707298Skill activation soft caps pretty fast. High wit increases your speed (among other things), the track is divided to small segments and on each segment your uma picks a random speed target. This is why you get umas shuffling around positions until the late race. Wit determines the chance to pick high speed vs low speed for each segment.Just input two identical horses on race simulator and give one 400 wit and the other 1000+, the one with 1000+ will win by multiple lengths.
>Falcon kidnaps you to watch her concert
>>724707459Damn Agnes looks really cute here.
RICE ANTAGONIST
>>724688568What a tummyslut
>>724707298wit increases speed
>>7247072981200 Wit gives you 92.5% chance, so still 7.5% chance to fuck up. And with that huge amount of skills you have a high chance to not activate them all. And wit has huge diminishing returns. 1300 wit (current wit cap of most jp scenarios) only gives you 93.1% chance, a measly 0.6% increase.What 1200 wit gives you is consistency compared to 400 wit umas.
>>724698207It's so funny that her best friend is Falcon, they are so different.
>>724707546Jesus, I'll never have a complete understanding of all the game mechanics
Is there a place that has all the halloween dialog?
>>724707680Tracen clearly pairs dormmates for comedic purposes
>>724703586Nice Nature's month is every month
>>724702553The thing here too is that Versailles gets an ok amount of funding passively since they have contracts with Cyberagent and Yogibo, and that even if they dont achieve the goal they'll get whatever money they got from it right after while the donations for Northern Lake *had* to reach the goal. Versailles also started offering other ways to crowdfund like putting the name of the donors on the bricks, buying hay for the horses or giving the donors horse plushies.
>>724707459Are old aces completely outclassed?
>>724704505I was too mesmerized by her beauty, apologies
MEIN FRÄULEIN
>>724708008based, first-rate even.
>>724708013>Loses to Slovakia>Loses Euros in her own Country>Loses World Cup in Group Stages
Prettiest uma?
>>724708614
Derbiest uma?
>>724708614Mr CB
>>724708614>>724708715sexoooo
Tennō Shō (Autumn), 2008
How much longer until club gibs?
>>72470911920 minutes
You may pick 2 (two) umas.
>>724708849yesterday i learned people have been shipping these 2 horses and making anime girl fanart of them ever since they started their rivalry.there are Vodsca fanarts that are 10 years older than the first Umamusume PV.
>>724708715Not even a Cityfag but they made a good job making her stand out pretty in a cast of already pretty girls
Will I be judged if I used my Aoharu retrained Leo Ace in /v/ictory stakes?
scrublord here, can this work?
>>724708849Daiwa Scarlet is huge!!
>>724709371Nope, what matters is who wins
>>724709348TRUE
>>724709512Could snatch a B Final win.
>>724709371Eveyone who wants Plat is gonna retrain their aces either way
>>724709512>front SFor what purpose , stats don't look too bad and skills look good, what kills her is no medium S
>>724709604sweet, thanks
>>724709512if all your accels proc you have a chance, but I don't see this ever making it past 2nd round in A
>10 minutes until the great purgeI better go to my hiding spot....
>>724695753>he doesn’t knowTachyon has a game scene where she talks about doing a comedy set with cafe from her dream the night before
>>724709604keep in mind that BoFA is a terribly unreliable skill until they patch it so she might gas out
>>724709664man are you really asking me that? isn't that shit all down to luck? and don't tell me "just stack 18* mediums bro"
>>724709664He probably got weird luck with parents, I have something similar with an A front Teio because the best Maruzensky parents with Taiki as a grandparent I could get had a couple front sparks.
>BofA
5 minutes.
Hmmmm I probably shouldn't waste my clubs on eishin flash, but no one CAN stop me....
I.. I like Vodka
>>724688568too fucking skinny
>>724709984Tiny hand.
Have you said something nice to your local shrine horse lately?
>>724702525one man club, wow
>>724709454>Café's schizo ghost encourages you to umapyoi herGod I can't wait.
>>724709984
>>724710032https://youtu.be/UWVVLKZ56zM?t=155
what if you get a uma pregnant? Would the uma be forced to get an abortion or would they retire the uma?
https://youtube.com/shorts/xwjg2oFmwuM?si=-l5XwFV70Ioq4aKADantsu's breathy singing voice is so fucking cute
GO GET YOUR GIBS
>>724710064No
>>724690729Air Groove has donkey ears
Yep, der/v/ takes its place as the undisputed best club in the game.
>Do a cheeky tenner>No longer a dotoletTHANK YOU SHIRAOKI-SAMA
>>724710396I fucking kneel der/v/GODS....
>>724710471Yet people continue to persecute her for her work.....
>>724710396The LEADERS of /v/ma
>>724710471Spexo
hello anonymous trainers, der/v/ just opened up a slot, probably the only one available for this month. I doubt we're going for A+ again though!
>>724710115what's Ayabe's problem?
>>724710396der/v/ bros.....
>>724710745AAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>724710745obsessed
>>724688568Club rewards are out! Good work to everyone and congratulations to all clubs for all their hard work! A big round of applause for /v/ma and der/v/ for being our first A+ rank clubs!
>>724710396>>724710745KWAB
>>724710745It's ogre...we didn't proc Groundwork.
>>724710396>>724710745Our FUARKING RIVALS
>>724710745
>oh boy, SR Tickets>3 dupes againI hate Digital I hate Digital I hate Digital I hate Digital
From a free roll? Very thankful.That aside, HotUmaGlue went down a peg..well you cant always go 2 steps forward, we are still open for anyone who's interested in joining, as always, frequent shoe trading and weekly-log-ins is what we are asking for.
>>724704352>>724710692I do not think many clubs have spots open
>>724710865Excellent job, der/v/. You're a great rival.
>>724710396>>724710745zzzzzzzzzz
AMERICAN UMAS WIN AGAIN YEEHAW COMPADRE
>>724711120USA USAUSA
/v/mapyoi has 1 free slot right now!>Look up the club in-game and please put "/v/" on your profile's comment beforehand, you can change it later after being approved. You can also leave your ID hereI'll check be checking the applications later. That aside... we got into the A ranks this months, good job everyone! It's nice to see all the other clubs doing well too, congrats and good luck to everyone this month!
Paid banner starts the 3rd for all those wanting to risk dolphin status btw
Do the characters ever show their asses?
>Get all my tickets from the shop>Decide to do a ticket pull because I'm feeling lucky>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD
>>724710396>>724710745The real prize
>>724711326They shake them during the concert for The Copeful stakes. Ticket shaking her ass has been engraved in my mind with how many Ace runs I've done with her.
>>724711414>6 slotswhy do sweat clubs implode?
>>724711286WE LOVE YOU DANCHOU
>>724711426>japanese humor
>>724711468They have high requirements and if they don't think you meet them they'll kick you for someone willing to put up with it.
>>724711468idk, /v/ma still has 30
>>724711468To get to S rank requires serious effort from everyone, theres room for very little low earners
>>724711426Look at the size of that head...
Is there anything I can do with my dupe SRs other than cleat them?
>>724711326it's a front-loaded game unfortunately
>>724711593Nope, to the glue factory they go
>>724711286A rank finally
>>724711572You mean those ears, right? God, I want to touch them.
>>724711326Watch some more concerts
Aside from Rudolf and Riko, is there any R rarity support that's worth anything.
L-Low earners don't get taken out back and shot right?
>>724711609isn't japan a front-loaded country? i feel like "big asses are hot, actually" didn't occur to them until recently
>>724711729Of course not, now why don't you tell me about the rabbits anon.
>>724711725Silence Suzuka is good for front runners
Purge time!
>>724711807NO NOT YET! WE MUST GIVE ALL PEOPLE A CHANCE TO GET THEIR GIBS!!!!
>>724707932maybe, its very likely that people that get into finals take some time to minmax their aces, stat caps are still the same and get increased later on so your old aces still have a fighting chance but if you want to secure your chances I'd say train atleast 1 ace with Aoharu
>>724711505NTRbro is why /v/mapyoi is the best club
Don't forget you have to yoink Gold Ship's shoes too.
YOUR SNIFFERS ARE MINE
>>724711742Late 2010s they barely discovered big asses and hourglass figures, and only in some cases. Earliest examples were like Soul Calibur 2 for vidya and Godannar for anime. Otherwise it was just pantsu shots.
>/v/ma got trips
Will i make it?
>>724712167not without supplementary statues
>>724712167Yes, the Legends races give roughly 80 stars.
>>724712167If you already did today's, no, cough up the statues
When will get money gibs... I'm fucking poor
>two of my three max speed leo aces lost to golshi
>>724712347Should've trained guts.
>>724711326
>>724712347>he can't win by a distanceYour plat bro...
>>724711468Slackers can't keep up. They leave because it's too shameful to stay. Some come back stronger... some never come back.
In about a year I'll have enough clovers to buy a single trainee ticket
>>724712469both won room matches before but were helpless against the 16 npc uma block
Goddamn the A+ grind was fucking brutal, I don't think I'm doing that again this month
>>724704847King is big in all the right places
Easy win for the Doters
>>724711742I thought they also appreciated legs
>>724710745der/v/bros... we lost
First-rate pull from the monthly SR ticket.
>>724706807Is there a IRL lore reason for the Satono-Sega jokes?
EA SHAKKARU!
>>724712981>mfw still a kingulet EXPLODE
>>7247130414Chan shakur is starting to grow on me, these threads are very effective propaganda
>Take Brian from 3LB to MLB>Constantly get skill hintsFinally, she can learn what it's like to have friends
>>724712996The horse is owned by the chairman of the Sega Sammy Holdings Inc. and his name is literally Saturn.
>>724713139I thought MLB was not necessary ?
>>724713119You sure? Can you tell me something about Shakur as an uma?
Absolutely kino finish.
>>724713119She's the bestYou have a whole year to get converted to this good-for-nothing-punk before her banner runs>>724713271She leans to the right when she right clicks her mouse
>>724713139And yet she'll never give out Right-Handed.
>>724705081smpm would be a better name
>>724713267No, but more hint rate means her friendship is easier to level up and more hint lv means you're getting medium corners/straightaways with a 3 hint discount
>>724713267It's not necessary as a pure stat stick, but if you're really struggling, the extra 10% Hint Frequency helps because every hint gives her +5 Friendship and she stats with 0.
oofgotta be someone I guess
>>724713389>No fucking way
>My chill /vg/ club hit B+ again.Free carats, baby!
>>724713389Not looking good for....whatever your club is!
JESUS IT'S NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR /V/MAPYOI
>ASTER reached C+Slowly moving up in the world.
>>724713672And we are full too!!! Independence now!
I was thinking about trying to join a /v/ club once the gibs are out, but I just run my 1-2 careers a day and not worry about some gay quota
Is this how wagies feel when they receive their solidus?
Finally, now I just need to decide.
>>724713828Consider saving for the stam card that we receive during the half anni event.
>>724713783If you don't want quotas then you've got 8 clubs to choose from
>first daily borrow gets Slow Metabolism on the first food event>never cures by itself even with extra training>get another food event>get fat againAlright then, I love when the game instantly glues a daily borrow. I love having limited daily borrows so much! It's great game design!!
>>7247137832 careers a day is already more than 70% of the total player population does.
>>724713884that's a welfare, you get all 5 copies for free
>>724713783None of the clubs have quotas except /v/ma, and their quota is the incredible.....one career a day if you can
>>724713828>stuck with ~5 club points from rewards after joining a shit club early on>can't fix this because I don't want to annoy current club members by giving them one shoe
>>724714046nevermind then
>>724714075Holy based
>>724714075Tazuna just wants torena-san to do that to her instead.
>>724713828I'm waiting for the next set of star fragments.
>>724714075Why is Top Gun so EROTIC
Here's the gold inspiration for your Leo ace run bro.
>>724714238because she is 13 years old
>>724714298That would be great...for Gemini...
>>724714063
>>724714325Out of 10
>>724714298My inspiration upgraded my Sprint Aptitude to D though? Thanks, Taiki.
>>724714363oh no no no...
>>724714238because lolicons have terminal shit taste
>>724714325No she's not? Maruzensky is like 18 or so and shes like what, 2 years older than Maya if we go by the classes
>>724714363Is this real?
>>724714402Excuse me, sir. Mayonnaise Top Gun is actually in the category of "Hebe".
>>724714363lol good one
>>724714439>Maruzensky is like 18That's what they want you to think!
>>724714363can't think of a worse fate than joining a club with a dedicated discord
>>724714439Maruzensky is like 30 years old. >>724714363>A filthy, disgusting discordPure cancer.
>>724714439>Maruzensky is like 18Anon, I'm not someone who doesn't like to say something is certain, but there is no universe where Maruzensky is 18 AND went to Bubblyland 100 times. 0% chance.
>>724714439maru is ackshually 17
>>724714531She can't even legally drink...
>finally gets Meijiro Ryan 3* costume>time to use her as a parent for the upgraded skill>remember her career being really frustrating for some reason>well I'm doing well enough, senior year summer camp incom-Lol, lmao even
>>724714470my daily fans is enough for the SS clubs, but the discord is a dealbreakersticking with A+/A and sticker communication only
why do they let an actual hag in school? is it because she's a friend of the kaichou?
>>724714613>Has been going drinking with Tazuna for yearsAnon I...
>>724714613That's because it's illegal for umas to drink alcohol. That's LITERALLY a disaster waiting to happen.
>>724714063And don't be gone for 4 days without telling anyone.Tyrannical, I know.
>>724714636I love Ryan but I hate her career
>>724714470I know, right? Who the fuck wants to go to a 4chan discord?
>Want to save for digitan>Really need to pull for Nice nature SSRf-fuck...
>only 5 original members remainWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH PLEASE DON'T LEAVE MEEEEEE
Which one? as far as I know OO Right Handed is the same as Medium S right? (60 Speed).
>>724714639It's simply not worth it. The distance between an A rank club and an SS rank club is one extra ten-pull a month. Meanwhile you lose out on all the good energy and fun of a /v/.
>>724714747Simply borrow it Trainer-san, I followed a guy for his trainee and they day Wit Nature came out he set an MLB one as his support card
Thank you DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERBY for beating meme horse
>>724714657lel just imagine drunk McQueen in a hooligan tier rampage after a game
My smile instantly faded when I saw her BIG ASS HEAD come out of the gate god FUCKING dammit I would've unironically preferred a Teio dupe over this
>>724714826Medium S is 120 speed at 1200 speed
>>724714730I used to be in a /vg/ general and the moment they made a discord all the mentally ill schizos started using it to circlejerk and started posting drama about it on the threads, constantly bitching and calling each other out by name under the veil of anonymity. -1/10 experience, would not recommend
>>724714602>trainer didn't have a car, a house and a cassette tape player at 17NGMI.
>>724714826definitely leftmedium S = 10.5% extra speed = 1326Right handed 00 = 60 speed = 1260
>>724714873No retard. Distance S is 5% not 10%. Only style S is 10%. It's 60
>>724714869Blessed.
I want to save for Kita return but Rice Shower is right this month. I have 30k saved. Is there a chance to get both? Rice Shower is too erotic and sexy not to roll for her. I want her badly.
>>724714926>he doesn't know
It do be like that, torena-san.
>>724714747just luckshit it, i got her in 20 rolls but im unironically thinking of throwing another ten for silver cleats
>>724714652Can't be true, she has dialogue where she explicitly asks the trainer if she would go out with her for a drink when shes old enough, she has no reason to lie
>>724714747Just spark her in the march gigabanner.
>>724714956What's your current Kita status. Look if you can luckshit it with the free pulls next weekYou can go for Rice but the point of having your own Kita is not having to rely on borrowing it and using the borrow on more short-lived meta cards.
>>724714441Anon of course not, you can look up /v/ma right now
>>724714956You get like 3k gibs from anni and kitasan is out on Christmas that's 2 months worth of caratsthere's no way you'll get a spark for both so you'll have to choose which one you want to try to luckshit especially considering rice shares her banner with creek
>>724714869You will come to love the banana woman soon enough, anon, its all been calculated
>>724714926Fucktard, it's 120 speed. This has been common knowledge since taurus.
>>724706807>>724713170I'm honestly surprised the uma musume adaptations of crown and diamond haven't appeared in that crossover racing game yet.
>>724715147hey t-rex, why don't you post something more updated than this prehistoric chart?
>>724715190It would be hilarious if they put Satano Diamond in Sonic Racing Crossworlds when her banner comes out in EN.
>>724714869>Not liking biwaNGMI, my big head queen is the best
>>724715147This list is outdatedManhattan Cafe is proudly a DFC at 73B
>>724715068>What's your current Kita status.I started after the original Kita banner. I have none. I barely have good cards.
>>724715190Man crossover with Total War, imagine thatBit of a shame that Amplitude fucked off, but eh what can you do
>>724714363THIS IS FALSE! WE TRADE SPRINT SHOES!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKGnk_PcVIk
Which umas do anal
>>724715134I guess it's time to think with the big head and save for Kita...
>>724715413why don't you trade mediums like normal, civilized club societies do?
>Eat the burger>Burgers have been outlawed since grass wonder became queenMake it make sense
https://x.com/IHaveBread_/status/1984624100904493511
>Use a couple of my support scout tickets on the Nature banner>Gold flips to rainbow>It's Yukino BijinT-thanks
>>724715429ETA to the classic?
>>724715429Starting when the thread is about to die, shame
>>724715147which ones have perfect handfuls
>>724715467None, umas eat too much and they're for breeding only.
>>724715576Yeppers!
>>724715576Yukino Bijin is a card that becomes really good and you only need ONE copy. It's not a bad one.
>>724715546>draw a man>call it a girlwhy are japs like this
>>724715147Bullshit Akebono is 99 as well.
Good thread, remember to take a break
>>724715147>Tazuna is on this list but not AkikawaTell me the truth now
>>724715640Gotta balance out all the cases of >draw a girl>call it a boy
>>724715678
>>724715353You need Kita at at least LB3 for her to be a great OP card, and they help you with an SSR selector and a LB Crystal so realistically you only need LB1 or 2 on Kita. Try to throw half a banner at Rice and see if you can luckshit it and save the rest for Kita. Or go all the way, fuck it. Metafagging is only worth it if you are having fun, instead of endlessly regretting not having the girl you like the most. I play for B finals so I don't give too much of a shit about meta. It all depends on your priorities
>>724715581classic should be 6:25pm eastern
>>724715147Size is nothing without skill, which uma gives the best paizuri?
>>724715874>Cygames Breeder's Cup Sprint (G1)Will that be held on Umamusume?
This should be ok for B league, right?
Gonna top the thread off with a sad Fenomeno
>>724716020Wrong. Fenomeno deserves to be happy.
>>724716072>Cop>Deserving anything
>>724716072How many kids do you think she'd want?
>>724716020>mfw I have to listen to that freak Golshi for the billionth time this day about some random shenanigan she was part of
>>724716019B Graded? Should be okay if you end up there but if you can hit those stats surely you can godroll a little higher
kys fenomenofags
>>724716150Yes.
>>724716019NIGGER WHERE ARE HER ACCELERATION SKILLS? BORROW MARU AND GO AGAIN
>>724715980no but they will probably show a commercial before it.would be cool if they sponsored a musical performance before the race like the one they did yesterday with the children's choir but instead they play umapyoi or girls legend u or make debut
>>724716072Does this look like a stat growth for someone who will ever be happy?
Behold! She's rainy stakes proof and future CM proof. Groundwork will never not not proc under any circumstances.
>>724716151Enough for a whole squadron.
>>724716267>listen to WOOOO WO WO WO WOOOOOOO before irl raceswould be so much fucking kino...
>>724716306lmao
>>724716267The boomers in attendance would probably have a heart attack
>>724716306>No Mile S or Long SGluin Sky...
>>724716189no u
>>724716306That's a good bit.
>>724716306gasses to 2 mysti murmurs
>>724716267I'm planning on going to the Kentucky derby since I live a state away, It would be so fucking kino if that happened
>>724716404FENOMENOFAGS DESERVE NOTHING BUT NONSTOP TORTURE
>>724716383If no boomers died when the Dodgers brought vtubers into the jumbotrons then no boomers will die if they have some 3d model women dancing and singing anime songs before their horse races.
>>724716306All this to be outdated come aoharu
>literally called freaky
>>724716357Stego being tardwrangled too is the best part of this fanart.
>>724716541Why do you hate them so?
>>724688568Jungle Sexo
>>724716541MIXED WITH LOVE
>>724716561Imagine getting asked "What the hell does umadacchi mean" by some race track boomer
One of these days, Lois, one of these days...
>>724716306can i get uuuhh one kyoto right-handed non-standard mile heavy snow in winter
>>724716665And then replying >still no /v/madacchi club
>>724716691Oh they're actually starting NOW, fuck
>>724716665>I wish I knew too
>>724716716>still no b/v/tt pickers club
>>724716665imagine trying to explain what umapyoi is
>>724713271She's so angry she killed herself
>>724716665>You will NEVER EVER argue with the confused boomer about which uma is the cutest
>>724716758Race 4 is the first official breeders cup race today
>>724716758Why is geldomeno so bullyable?
>>724715980If forever young wins they have to add the breeders cup considering loves only you also won a breeders cup race
>>724717036>we will never get the Kentucky Derby because no Jap horses won itSucks
d-dahby?
Wtf is happening at /v/mers?
Never forget. Follow the plan or else.
Derby.
>>724717273
THEY KILLED DANCHOU
>>724717361
>>724688568>Roar>Jungle
