Video game characters that unironically have a small dick
>>724696402This is why they fuck barret
>>724696402>left to right Ew
>>724696402idgi
>>724696627can be read either direction brainlet
>>724696453Correct. Barret has da BBC
Master chief probsThere’s no way that having all those hormones and shit in addition to wearing a giant metal suit that presses up on your crotch wouldn’t make your penis tiny
But who is dickboy?
>>724696881Me
>>724696789this, and right to left is better
>it's been 28 years>Tifa still best video game girl of all timeHow does she do it bros?
>>724696937Is it true you're small?
>>724696958boobs + tummy + legs
>>724696402Me speaking in the second panel.
>>724696402>Tumblr art style >Ffvii redditbirthSasuga
>>724696958>Childhood sweetheart>Huge titsIt's so simple.
>>724697374But I heard all childhood friends are cheating whores?
>>724697525Tifa is a rare exception
>>724697594Stop reading bad hentai manga.
>>724697632What kind of Ferrari would Tifa drive?
>>724697075>Tifa>BarretThe signs were always there
>>724696958Big tits, brunette, mini skirt, literally a sex symbol
>>724697704My dick
>>724696402Cloud def do got a little chinky clitdick.Doesn't matter, cause he's an anal-orgasm-only bitch.
>>724697978heheit's funny because niggers
>>724697704Like, current year? She'd drive a 296 GTS, Tifa is an open top car kinda gal.
>>724696958She perfectly captures the "girl next door" vibes, i think to this day the most out of any video game girl.
having a small dick is unironically better than an abnormally big onereasons:1. fits in your pants more comfortably2. will always fit and the girl will never scream in pain3. less blood needed to get a bonerdrawbacks:1. none (if a girl already likes you enough to the point where you got your pants off in front of her having a small dick won't stop you from sexing her)
>>724697978>>724697978>The signs were always theretrue
>>724696402Cloud is based.
>>724698692Holy fucking cope
>>724698692Have you ever had anyone in hysterics at the sight of your pecker anon?
>>724698692>1. fits in your pants more comfortablyThis is a genuinely good pointAs a big dick fag, my dick is now permanently tilted due to the way I have to bend it to fit it into my pants. No, I don't fap since that's jewish propaganda. Wizard btw, nothing good has ever come from my big cock
>>724698946Yeahbut it was a dude
>>724699012Then consider yourself lucky.
>>724698893nice
>>724699187
barret is white
>>724696402>Video game characters that unironically have a small dickMe.
>leave the cloud to me
>>724699316Ff7 is a black thang
>>724696958Not even in the top 5
>>724700005Would you please sit down?
>>724700005
>>724696402As far as I'm concerned every FF protagonist has a huge dick, not only because the top 1% sexy FF girls deserve it, but mostly because the only penis size in the series we have knowledge of was 33 centimeters/13 inches.
>>724700320gay
>>724696627>left to right>Tifa wants that baby dick>right to left>Tifa is amazed at Jesse's shamelessness
OP has a small dick. Or he cut it off.
>>724696402Tifas shota fetishism instantly triggered
>>724701576>bottom up>Cloud calls her small>she asks him how he became that big
>>724702051>bottom right up>Tifa lets go of a breath>Cloud isn't impressed by her lung capacity>Jesse steps in looking to show off hers
>>724696627its an outline straight from a manga
>>724697704Remember that time they played porn of her on an Italian government meeting?
>>724696402>left to right>Tifa wants that baby dick>right to left>Tifa is amazed at Jesse's shamelessness>Top to bottom>Boring and correct>Bottom to top>Jesse has brain damage
>>724698893>>724699223I'm so confused.
>>724699316>Niggeroth
>>724696453Yeah Cloud fucks Barret.
>>724696958Tifa and I share the same birthday.According to science and God that makes her my wife.I don't make the rules.
>>724698893I'm assuming that they're a couple. If so, good for him. He did good.
>>724696402Too many people pretend they have a big dick, if everyone has a big dick, no one does. just say you have an average one, ffs.
>>724696958Huge boobs and a tight miniskirt.
>>724698692This dude has a micro
>>724698946have you considered not lowering yourself to stupid vapid whores?
