Why does Ganondorf want to conquer Hyrule?
You may not like it, but this is the optimal triforce relationship.
>>724700232it is, triple 69, everything in perfect balance like it should be
I'd wear out link's shithole so much
>>724700162So he can enslave more slender femboys and force them to pound his big, toned, middle-eastern butt.
Oh yeah, europeans are up and active again i see. Man, fuck the finnish fags
Leave the Boy to me, you can keep that foid
>>724700525vittu :D
I am owed a Finnish bf
wtf is wrong with yuropeons? Why are they so weird and freaky unlike literally the rest of the world??
>>724700162He's unironically gay. He's born as the king of an all-female race that canonically wants to get dicked down bad, and he abandons that to conquer another kingdom because... ? I'll tell you why, because he's frustrated that he's born into an all-female race that wants to ride his cock 24/7. He's gay. Ganondorf is gay.
>>724700162well it's spelled pretty fucking clearlytriforce of power = will to powerread some nietzsche
>>724700162Zelda disrupted the balance when she didn't want to share
LGBT fucking won the war!
I fucking hate that the guys that know how to make the 3D Zelda models look the hottest also pair her up with twink Link like 90% of the time.
>>724702032ruined, dogshit taste
Ive wanted to rape Link since i was 12 years old playing OoT on N64.My ravenous list has only grown in strength.
>>724700162>November 2025>Everyone moved on a long time ago>ACfag is still spamming his disgusting crap to seethe about these crappy games
>>724700162>OoT Link>Burly, Manly, Chad>Botw link>twink, faggot, failed herowhat went wrong bros?
>>724702317OoT Link was not burly and manly. He was Twunk at best, and a shota for half the game.
>>724702278>zeldafags>moved onlollmao
>>724700162I wish I was built like twink link
god I need a white boy
>>724702683What would you do anon?Lemme hit??
>>724702824I would take sexy pics of myself and post them on the internet and jerk off to them
Ganon is a man of refined taste.
>>724702447Yes. The casuals, completionists, speedrunners, shippers, etc., and even 99.999% of the porn makers have moved on.
>>724700162Gandalf got addicted to weed.
>>724702683my hands typed this
>>724702791youre getting no one Raj
>>724702980me on the right
>>724703080because we like cock, that's it
>>724702683Not hard at all if you're just willing to diet and work out a little. Commit, faggot.
>>724702683Same. Life would be so easy
>>724703080Why are indian guys so disgusting and smelly?Why are jewish guys so dysgenic and evil?Why are black guys so insecure and ape-like?A mystery.
>>724703057Assume the position Timothy.
>>724703223>indian starts to rape
>>724703080all of south america is femboys (based)
>>724700162Why not delete the thread janny-kun dayo?
>>724702980not getting any matches. why the fuck is image search so shit
>>724703494It's deleted you dumb dumb.
>>724703678archives, anon.
>>724703494>fugtrup+link+princess_zelda>https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=9298239&tags=fugtrup+link+princess_zeldaI know your pain, if something is a little bit cropped I have no idea how to find it either, and I know of the most mainstream (used to be good) ones
White boys are so cute and sexy why do they have to become El Ogro Blanco after hitting 25 years of age?
>>724704303thanks, fellow pervert
>>724704317youre getting no one Patel
>>724703124I wish it was this easy, but I'm a bit chubby and it's like it just stabilizes at my current weight, no matter what I eat or don't eat, it just stays the same. Plus I hope it wouldn't look too weird if I was skinny because there might be a tiny bit of excess skin.
You're all just cybering with fat hairy neckbeards
>>724700872>TopTerror.jpg
>>724704303>>724704425Just go to danbooru. It has most of the stuff in non-potato quality.
>>724700162
>>724702317>OoT Link>burly, manly, chadLolLmao, even
>>724704303I like how degraded and uncomfortable they look doing it in front of him like some low mutts.google and yandex are still solid at finding crops but google refuses 3/4 of the porn searches now and other services like bing are still useless.I think part of why google and yandex have become worse is that these kinds of services naturally degrade the more images are available and with ai slop this became almost bottomless.
>>724708030To be fair, guy was totally wrong about Conker, that might be the straightest game ever made besides Duke Nukem
>delete the images>leave the offtopic faggot thread uphigh IQ janny
>>724711520This is a videogame topic.
>>724702683what are your thoughts on becoming a boywife?
sex with zelda
>>724713994Oh.. does anyone see what i see??
>>724700778You're probably right.
>>724700872I have the weirdest boner right now
>>724700232People who can't accept this are weak.
