Do I really have to play as this ugly ass goblina?
Yeah but think of all the cute outfits you can dress her in.
>>724702669Sadly, yes.Why can't we play as mud girl. :((((((
>shrink her to half her size>make her skin green >becomes an instant 10
no, not if you have free will. simply don't play the game
>>724702669are there going to be boob tonics like in red dead. Maybe you can get plastic surgery like you could get haircuts in GTA V
would have been more based if they made her 18 and kept jason as the same age
Calling it:>Rockstar will not release sales for as much time as possible>When forced to release them, they will push on the hyper success narrative and how "top of the charts" they are>Will claim the game to be played by billions of players despite being a console exclusive and total sales of consoles worldwide being extremely limited (you don't expect scalpers to buy a copy of the game for each console, do you?)>They will do everything in their power to hide the real budget of the game, the budget of marketing and the publisher cut>They will do absolutely everything to avoid publishing the target sales numbers after the Veilguard incident>They will try to damage control with "heh, we're making money from kids buying shark cards for online mode anyway", which will be raped and shattered by age verification >Will keep spamming about hyper success of gta6 and deflect any questions about meeting target sales or breaking even
>>724703028You realise that GTAV has made billions, right?GTAVI is going to do numbers despite how much they've sunk into it and it will become profitable because zoomers have more retardation than sense.
There is always the option of simply not buying [product] if you don't want to expose yourself to [product]'s content.
>>724702669you control the games you buy
>>724703028the part about limited console buyers may be true. it's an interesting short because if it bombs, stock price will take a 50% haircut imo.
>>724703263but how am i gonna play the games then?
>>724703028i feel like this over the top nigga culture that was very popular between 2015-2025 is kind of dying out a bit now, by 2026 the culture of the game will already feel dated.
>>724702669Yes, and you will work as a prostitute/stripper.
i heard that it's confirmed that lucia will be able to open an only fans account
>>724703502You won't.
>>724703889i won't? but i have to play the games
>>724703941No more vidya for you.
>>724703028rockstar won't need to cover sales up, they'll publish that shit everywhere and you won't hear the end of it for at least a decade.>Will claim the game to be played by billions of players despite being a console exclusive and total sales of consoles worldwide being extremely limitedGTAV sold 11 million copies on its first day of release which generated 800 million in revenue alone. that was 50-60 dollars each, imagine 100.
>>724702669GTA 6 forcing you to play as a girl will make tons of anons come out of their shells as trans. It will be an awakening for many here.Bless Rockstar!
you play GTA for the graphics and nothing more
>>724703517It's why trend chasing doesn't work in this industry, game development is far too slow, especially with a title like this.
gonna pirate, gonna make her as fat as possible, and then gonna uninstall
>>724702669Is it time for another flavor of "why did they cast a 7/10" spam?
>>724704472im quite sure this already happened
>>724702669Why do they keep trying to market to the mythical female audience?
>>724705083>Just waste 200gb data to own the jews
I just hope we get San Andreas scope weight gain mechanics for her ass
>>724702669She's looks matched with every male GTA character.
>>724702669It's ok, white people don't commit crimes irl, so it's realistic
>>724705292it will be the same scope as red dead 2, aka almost nothing.
>>724703028>>Rockstar will not release sales for as much time as possibleCould not be more wrong.This game is astroturfed beyond the moon. Even if they sell less than anticipated, it will still be an enormous number for the average customer. It would be foolish of them to NOT instantly advertise it post-launch and say>all of your friends and colleagues were right, we sold a bazillion units, this game is heckin awesome, come check it out :)
ahhhh nonwhite people im going insaaannneee
>>724702669Thanks to Rockstars launcher I have to pirate their games to play them. I consider this a positive.
>>724705267>don't exist, gamer girlsBit morbid, innit?
>>724702669Yes
>>724702669no, you can also play as an aryan titan instead
>>724706358I think I'm going to masturbate to Jason (again).
>>724706358he literally looks jewish though
If you really want to play GTA with non-ugly playable women...
>>724702669You control the games you buy.
>>724703028Anon, it's GTA. It's not some CEO's pet project like Horizon, it's not a big company's last stand like AC Shadows, it's not nameless DEI slop like Dustborn. It's GTA.
>>724705267they are half of gaming audience
GTA best franchise in gaming world I grew up with those games and I can't fucking wait for the new one. It's goingto be technological masterpiece and will have physics and mechanics never seen before. Mark my words it;'s gonna blow everyone away much more than how RDR2 did back in 2018. LIFE IS GOOOOOOOOOD
>>724703028Dude every nigger and nigger identifying creature is anticipating this game.I dont even play GTA but i realize this game is going to do well on the Fifa npc crowd finally having something else to play.
>>724703517??? Literally all the slang kids use comes from drill rappers. The fuck are you talking about?Florida is also peak dirtbags, white trash and ignorant niggas as well. It's the most accurate fucking place to make fun of.
>>724702669Nope.Just don't buy le game
>>724702669No. No one is forcing your chud ass to play anything.You "people" want to be victims so fucking bad, it's honestly pathetic.
Was the reason the game got delayed due to massive rewriting because of DEI funding being taken away?
>>724702669There's so many porn stars they could've modeled her off
>>724712264DEI? Anon this is a franchise made specifically for wetbacks and negroes
Why do people like gta? Modern day is the least interesting setting possible. I play vidya to get away from how dull modern society is, the only people who play this are niggers and retards who can't immerse themselves in an rpg
>>724710126>Florida is also peak dirtbags ... and ignorant niggasI thought that was California.But both of those states have terrible weather and by that I mean it can actually destroy your house. I do not understand why theres a big ass clamour to live in either places. They should be funnels for the low income not the most expensive places to live in the US
>>724713531gta is america simulator for brown thirdies
>>724702669you will play as the girl boss
GTA is only popular these days because of GTA RP. You know it to be true
>>72470876750% of the population and 0% percent of the audience.
>>724702669>Do I really have to play as this ugly ass goblina?No. You don't HAVE TO play the game, moron.
