>chud systematically flirts with male companions and picks the gay options at every chance>get a gay cutscene>probably fapped to it>"WOOOOOW THIS GUY IS FORCING HIMSELF UPON ME WHAT A FAGGY GAME"So it is true what they say about repressed wishes?
>>724703168Just look into a neighbouring Dispatch thread, same deal here.
>>724703168Gale literally had to be patched because he threw himself onto the MC at lightning speed, you disingenuous faggot.
>>724703385No he didn't get patched and no he didn't throw himself at the mc. I played BG3 at day 1 and never had this problem with Gale. You just went out of your way to flirt with him and that's okay, no one is judging.
>>724703385Really the player’s fault for talking to him in the first place
>>724703330Same, I didn't even know there was a gay kiss in that game kek
>>724703385You'll never get Larianfags to admit the truth (to say nothing about Halsin's romance triggering even when you pick non-flirty dialogue options)
>>724703168
>>724703943But it did. https://www.thegamer.com/baldurs-gate-3-update-patch-3-gale-romance-bugs/
>>724703943>Gale: "Wanna come sit here with me and watch pretty colors together :3? Everybody else is already asleep..">Tav: "Nah, I'm good."And no fag shit occurred. It's hilarious reading how many autists got tricked in BG3 by not understanding basic human interaction. I do play with Realms Restored and No Alphabets tho, mainly to remove nigger elves and troons.
>>724703168The problem is the lefty morons don't think there's a difference between men being friends and men wanting to stick their dicks in each other.If you get any dialogue option to show any kind of compassion towards your friend the game interprets that as gay romance.
>>724703168>>724703943The game had bugged romance flags in the beginning, and the Gale dialogue did in fact get patched three times within the first five months.
>>724706726please tell me how i was wrong for misinterpreting the dialogue shown in >>724704852 to not be anything romantiche invited me to have a oribate conversation, there was zero hint of flirting or romance.i agree with OP, but come on, you have to admit there are plenty of lines in game that can be easily misinterpreted. things that don't sound flirty at all but actually are for some reason.If i check up on how gale is doing, why does that mean I'm flirting with him?
>>724707116private conversation*
>>724705918why was this post ignored?
>>724707278Because he immediately closed the thread once he realized he was wrong
>>724707116you're right. the tranime poster is just a baiting retard.
>>724706726>Realms Restored and No AlphabetsBased, me as well
>>724705918https://www.thegamer.com/baldurs-gate-3-characters-romance-too-easy-cant-avoid-gale-bug/apparently all characters were buggy in romance, especially gale.it's really easy to say that after people complain.>force gay romance on players>player's get upset>i-it was just a bug, we don't have an agenda or anything
>>724707542They still haven't "fixed" Halsin, he will try to fuck you even if you tell him something as irrelevant as >oh yeah you like reading books? well we find plenty of those while traveling
>>724703168Imagine making a Cleric of Mystra and this guy shows up and goes "Oh yeah I fucked your god"
>>724703943Why do homosexuals constantly openly lie to push their talking points? Dont they stand up on their own?
>>724707624realistically though, if two guys share an interest it means they want to dick each other.
>>724705918>they fix a very specific bug where after having sex with Karlach, Gale would have dialogue indicating you had sex with him >"S-SEE HE HAD A BUG! T-THAT'S WHY I KISSED HIM 30 TIMES!"Anon please stop my sides can only be so gone
>>724707116[glass him]
The funny part is that even with all the alleged bugs you could always turn him down, but then poltards are like "please help I can't stop kissing Gale what is wrong with this game"
>>724706985>Remember, men are supposed to be either stoic or abrasive. Especially to each other. >And if you're not, it's because you're a fag or you actually want to be a woman. >But also - toxic masculinity is bad. Why don't you express vulnerability and compassion? Disregard what leftists say; pay attention to the way that they behave. They totally believe in classic gender norms but they'd never vocally admit it. On a related note, they're also super racist and will never admit it.
>>724707739Faggot didn't become a behavioral insult for nothing, it's how that all act.
>>724708949many of them are just really stupid though, for example faggots cheering for Muslims that literally want to kill them for being gay
>>724708949>>724706985You can easily be friends with Gale. Like that other anon is saying, if you kept getting fucked in the ass by him, it's because you deliberately chose that.
>>724709327I never got baited into the scene, but I do find it quite annoying that all 4 of the male characters are so aggressive about wanting to fuck you if you're even the slightest bit polite to them. The female characters all require some degree of effort to get them to signal availability/interest.
>>724709819>the men are too forward, the women make you work for itCongrats, you’ve just described… real life social dynamics. Gale isn’t “aggressive,” he’s just doing what every emotionally literate wizard would do: reading cues and shooting his shot before you wander off to romance the bear druid.The thing is, Larian actually did something clever: they made the male characters vulnerable and expressive, which short-circuits the usual gamer expectation that women do all the emotional labor. Players read that as “thirsty” because we’re not used to male NPCs showing actual desire without being creepy.Meanwhile the women are not written explicitly as fap bait and lo and gamers are shocked and think it's woke.So no, Gale isn’t the problem. The problem is that 20 years of RPGs taught you that being nice to a man should never have consequences.
>>724709819>I do find it quite annoying that all 4 of the male characters are so aggressive about wanting to fuck you if you're even the slightest bit polite to themnow you know how women feel
>>724709819>The female characters all require some degree of effort to get them to signal availability/interestYou have no idea what you're talking about, both Lae'Zel and Karlach will outright ask to fuck you at one point. So does Manthara.Literally only Shadowheart will play hard to get (but will still spread her legs ASAP to Halsin when the opportunity presents itself)
>>724706985There’s plenty of compassionate non-romantic options you can pick, but of course you wouldn’t know that because you’ve never played the game.
>>724710239Right...
>>724710303If you go with 2 you can choose to spin it as either romance or friendship affirmation, should be obvious if you are not autistic
>>724703943You're a liar.
>>724709819That's only Shadowheart.
>>724709982I already knew how women felt, dawg. I've had gays hit on me irl before, I get that it's annoying.>>724709930There's a huge difference between someone being polite with you and someone being flirty. And the reason why I haven't had the above ^^ experience happen more than 3 times (despite interacting with what, thousands upon thousands of men in my life?) is because I'm just polite. Gay dudes irl don't generally assume that anyone being not-rude to them wants to have sex, unlike the 4 male companions in BG3. Being nice to a dude should not mean he thinks it's an invitation for suck & fuck.>>724710147Karlach can't have sex with you until you're past the halfway mark of the game. She can't even hug you until you get Dammon to cool off her infernal engine. And the other 2 actually require you to WIN their approval before they try jumping your bone.
>>724703168Why do these people always fantasize about turning straight people gay, or straight people being secretly gay? I thought you were comfortable with yourselves?
>>724703168the actual problem with these gay rpgs is that the concept of friendship doesn't exist. every party member is a sexbot. if you thank someone for helping you save the world, it hardcuts to his cock in your ass.
>>724711886It's almost like being gay is a fetish
>>724706726>A fellow mage invites me to see his magic>I'm supposed to interpret this romanticlyWhen 2 chefs share recipes is it gay?
>>724711764>Karlach can't have sex with you until you're past the halfway mark of the gameShe still expresses interest in it in act 1.>And the other 2 actually require you to WIN their approvalSo do the men, retard. Gale or Wyll won't try to fuck you if they hate you. Almost all the characters in this game are horny as fuck and try to initiate a romance with you because Larian for some reason thought that was a good idea.
>>724709819>I do find it quite annoying that all 4 of the male characters are so aggressive about wanting to fuck you if you're even the slightest bit polite to them. The female characters all require some degree of effort to get them to signal availability/interest.Damn its just like real life
>>724703385You can litterally cut off his hand as soon as you hear his faggy voice. I killed every companion besides the dark elf chick because they were all such fags
>>724703168gay sex apps explode when republicans hold events.yes, they feel shame and turn their self hate upon others.
>>724712339It would have been way better writing if the male companions were only like that when you played a female MC, but required explicit flirty dialogue from a male MC.>>724712336Yeah but it's virtually impossible to not win their approval and I swear to god that their threshold for romance triggers is just lower. Gale basically goes "Oh you helped me not explode us all with my magic bomb? Damn, guess you must really care about me huh OwO"
>>724706985This still makes 0 fucking sense with how Hans still treats you like a scrub all game, and I don’t know the fact he is a notorious womaniser
>>724713171Chud he was just sexually confused and lashing out
>hey kid wanna see a magic trick?>ah sure bro>I'm gonna make my salami... *disappear*>I'll need a member of the audience for this trickYeah I'm just riddled with suppressed gay urges and this was a very well telegraphed event, I'm clearly wrong here
>>724708083Why was this post ignored?
>>724714513Aqua deserves to be bullied, and Aqua-posters deserve to be ignored.
>Gale has an exclamation point over his head>yeah sure I'll talk to him real quick, we're bros>"Tav, your holy magic (Chad Paladin BTW) is very impressive, would you like to see how mine works?" >"yeah that sounds sick dude, show me" >Gale starts gesturing and manipulating The Weave to show me his wizard magic>he then asks if I wanna try it>I say yes>I roll success>I start gesturing>he stares lovingly into my eyes and starts imagining what my cock looks like>somehow this is my fucking fault because some faggot on Twitter said soIt's all so goddamn tiresome.
>>724703168>flirts and gay optionsExcept it's not that it's more like >get out of a battle of the death or otherwise escape danger >ask party member if they're okay>you're gay now here's your state-mandated cocksucking scene
>>724703168reminds me of pathfinder how people didn't get that they were flirting sosiel and got upset they started his romanceI think those games are not made with autism in mind
>>724714793I think it's simpler than that. Straight men don't think about romance with another man whatsoever. Not a single thought. As such, no account of subtext would ever indicate a gay romantic choice, it would need to be explicit.
>>724714793It's almost like it's impossible to accidentally slide your cock into another dude's shitter. How many tens of thousands of words go into writing dialogue trees for a game like Baldur's Gate? They couldn't have just said "Have sex with ______? Yes/ No."If a transbian threw a fit because xir character accidentally had sex with a man, they'd fix it in a heartbeat.
>>724714708The very same happened to me on my first run as a paladin lmaoThat and Astarion, mocking him is the only option to get away without gay sex
>>724703385>>724703168even post patch I durge killed Gale at the portal and then later checked the flags to make sure the Karlach romance was enabled and his romance flag was still fucking enabled even though he was fucking dead.halsin also considers asking him if he feels bad about the shadow curse flirting
Triggering gay sex with male chars :1 Yes2 Yes 3 Yes4 Yes but later
>>724715740Part of the problem in bg3 is that there is basically nothing besides romance in most characters interactions. If you talk to a character it either leads to romance or having to talk down to the character so that it lowers your affinity. Basically the characters have almost nothing to talk about except to fuck.
>>724703943Yes he did. Even Halsin, at the goblin party did it. If you said "enjoy the party" you would be flagged for a relationship, stupid lying bitch, here's your (You).
>>724703943I specifically remember Halsin trying to fuck like 2 separate times despite me not trying to.faggots think any type of relationship with any man = he wants to eat turds out of my ass and the writers are clearly faggots.
>>724703168>>>>>>>game has "gay options" and gay cutscenes
>>724716052are you joking? to fuck someone in pathfinder or bg3 you have to go through like 500 different scenes and pick the right choices and in every one of those scenes you have a "lets end this relationship" buttonand you can walk up to them in pathfinder and say you are done
>>724717201Gale specifically (people say halsin too but I didn't see it in my one playthrough) will continue to try to fuck you even when you pick the right dialogue option. I don't know if it's a bug or if Gale is just a sex pest
>>724717201>you have to go through like 500 different scenes and pick the right choices and in every one of those scenes you have a "lets end this relationship">pathfinderDepends of the character.>or bg3Just no. Unless you mean shadowheart which is kinda the exception in the whole game.
>>724713171>notorious womanizerHis womanizing is actually pretty strange when you pay attention. >never remembers any of his conquests, >immediately dumps and forgets his alleged love supposedly because she can’t read, even though he had known this to begin with, since 99% of peasants are illiterate>at the end of KCD1 insists he had never been in love in his whole life>Trosky maids complain he pays no attention to them>outright lies about having a girl in Bohunowitz, can’t keep his story straight if you ask him about this at different points >gets full PTSD at the idea of marriage >loves gay poetry and all his favourite fictional characters are bisexual Dude is a walking example of a deeply closeted gay/bi guy in a world where the idea of sexual orientation hasn’t been invented yet.
>>724707116Idiot, everyone [in the community ]knows that having a private conversation with a man means anal sex. Private conversations between friends is not a thing.
>>724709930>Politeness is a signal for gay sex
>>724717419for me it was halsin, I told him off and he still insisted I ask my gf lazael for a threesome and she got really upset at the suggestion>>724717449what do you mean depending on the character in pathfinder? you can end your relation at any stage with any character by simply talking to them in campbg3 had a similar system iirc but i didnt play it as much as pathfinder
>>724703168The optimal way to play this game is to be an asshole to everybody, it's surprisingly fun
>>724717513This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a lil bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit yo cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a toilet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of them’ if you catch my drift.
>>724708083Aquafag BTFO chuds and everyone is ignoring this kek
>>724712487My favourite story is still that one Hungarian traditional values guy who wrote the anti-gay constitutional amendment and was later caught at a drug-fuelled gay orgy.
The romancing gets way better when you nerf the approval rate by 25%. With vanilla values it goes way too fast.
>>724717782>what do you mean depending on the character in pathfinder?I mean the "you have to choose very precise answers during conversation", you know the part of your post I quoted, retard.In BG 3, the characters only have a handful for romance scenes with very loose requirements, which is basically actively not being interested in anything they have to say, with an approval rating system depending of your choices during normal gameplay. Gale, since it's the most talked about example itt, has 3 romance scenes in the whole game. All of the dialogue choices during those scenes have at least 2 options that will lead to romance.
I'm tired of this same thread being made time and time again.Gale was bugged at release and wouldn't take no for an answer. Even after outright rejecting him his next romance scene would trigger so you end up rejecting this fag, and watch him make puppy eyes at you, a couple times per act His "teach you some magic" line was bullshit and tricked a lot of people but the rest of the cast isn't subtle about it but thank god they only shoot their shot once.
Realm restored 3.0 SOON!
>>724718404ah I get it
>>724717419Him being a sex pest is honestly kinda fitting with a female tav.
>>724718098>>724714513Quit samefagging, fag.
>>724703943How about Wyll asking to dance just from helping him out with Mizora, lying fucking retard?
>>724703168There should be clear options in these games>Hey I like you...>Hey, I like (like) you too>Hey I like (love) you too>Hey I like (to just fuck) you too>Hey I like (to cleanse deviants like you) you too
>Wyll randomly offers to dance with you in the middle of the night>The only way to say no is to harshly reject him, causing him to slink away like a wounded dog
>>724703385and if you're not autistic you can notice when he's coming onto you and reject him, same with every other companion. I played through the whole game 3 times and I saw exactly 0 (zero) gay sex>>724706985>game straight up tells you "this option will lead to gay sex" so you can be sure to not pick it if you don't want gay sex>autist still mad
>>724720192They are clear if you dont have autism
>>724720624>i played months after the dehornification patch and got zero gay shitYeah we know.
>>724703943>águajeet defending faggotry
>>724703943You're literally lying, both him and Halsin were gay sex pests that pretended you were interested in them when you simply had polite conversation.Gay people aren't real anyways, no clue why they keep making gay characters when they don't exist IRL.
homosex is kino and literally only browns are upset at the notion of it
>>724703385is it patched?
I think a big problem with the party in BG3 is, there is no way to connect with the party members in non-sexual or non-romantic way. You choose one party member to romance and the others stay as non-characters in the camp.
>>724723918Disliking homosexuality is a brown/indian thing thoughbeit
>>724724286that's just cope on their part because they all want to/do fuck little boys
>>724724286No it's a straight male thing.
>>724703385I played on release, my experience may have been different because I romanced La'zael fast then broke up with her because I wanted to romance Karlach. I had the obvious romance initiation dialogs with everyone else before her. Then I read about the Gale thing happening and was confused.I know with the way game triggers happen maybe it was different since I had a romance before, but I'd really like to see this old broken Gale. For non gay and gay reasons.
>>724718418Gale wasn't bugged, neither were any of the other romances.Larian made up the "bugged" excuse because they didn't expect people to get annoyed by every single one of their companions wanting to jump their bones from minute one, and without being able to really do much about it except be a dick to them to get them to stop.
>>724713171Don't you get it? It's just a beard. He and (You) the player is gay. He is just acting like that to protect himself.
I modded my bg3 to gender swap all the female companions into men (voice and model) and then romanced them as a man
Reminder that women don't know or think real friendship exists, that's why they think when two men are good friends they have to totally be gay.
>>724714708Yeah, imagine wanting to learn about magic in a fucking fantasy game, excuse me for thinking the LITRAL book nerd wizard would actually give me a rundown on magic that wasn't a segway into cringe romance.It really highlights the fact that you CAN'T fucking do anything with any of these characters because they're all waiting for the [ROMANCE] flag and stop updating after a few conversations.
>>724710239>just eat around the fly, the soup is delicious
one faggot replying to himself about how much he loves being a faggot in a game made for faggotsit's so desperate it tries to racebaitnice self-containment thread faggot
>>724713171>my liege who treats me like shit also takes my dirty commoner cock behind closed doors
>>724703168>So I remind you of your pet? How romantic...When a normal guy says this, he's being so sarcastic that he'll be offended enough to kill you on the spot if you take it even remotely seriously.Faggot and foid writers will never get it.
>>724724532Gale was defenedly bugged, I didn't even do the magic shit with him, or anything really since I instantly benched him, and Lae'zel thought we were a thing
>play the game labelled "choose your own adventure! roleplay as whoever you want to be! choose your own path and story!">NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO SUCK COCK NOOOO WHY IS THIS IN MY FANTASY ROLE PLAYING GAME AAAAAAAA SAVE ME NIGGERMANalso is it just me or do all the constant anti-homo posts WREAK of fucking curry, they're all ESL faggots
>>724724675>segwaysegue
>>724725101thank you, i couldn't get spellcheck to figure it out so i just gave up
>>724703168Something you want to confess, faggot?
>>724725101what a retarded word
>>724725070>WREAK of fucking curry, they're all ESL faggotsHoly fucking irony, Batman.
>>724724919>Bro I totally flirt with all my bros all the time bro it's the straightest thing to tell my best bro what a tight little ass he has, sarcastically haha
>>724725317That's definitely a monolingual mistake
>>724725070>this entire postGuess it's true. Intestinal parasites really do migrate to the brain.
>>724725802Sure thing, Saar.
>>724725180What do you think is hidden here
>>724724612The butthurt emanating from this picture lmao
>>724725971gay people are indeed butthurt
>>724726114Was there any missions in this game that was about how they were poisoning wells?
>>724726220no, but they did have a system of tunnels that only they knew about that led directly to where all the gold was kept
>>724726220that sounds like one of the many lies made up about the jews, the game does make a point to say that people make up stories about jews
>>724726432Yeah all countries and places throughout Europe just conspired together magically somehow to blame the jews for that.And all of them just happened to find jews poisoning the wells, I guess it was all a big conspiracy!
>>724703943This is of course a reminder that woke assholes will just straight up lie and when confronted about it with direct evidence, will just lie more about it, and have the gaming press back them.Of course it seems all the other companies that tried to copy BG3's success at getting chud dollars has failed spectacularly, and deservedly so.
>>724725707Bants implying faggotry isnt flirting. If the guy responds like a faggot, the normal thing to do is ostracize or straight up end him because he's not even a man at that point.
>>724726114So you're gay?
>>724726545It's the middle ages, there's any number of reasons a well might go bad
>>724726794genius at work
>>724726794Differentanon. I'm gay as fuck, buy my wet wipes at costco to keep in my car, but even I am as a big of a homosexual as the bitches who are simping for BG3 here. That's some "we tricked them into being gay" fujiyoshi shit.
>>724703168>He wants to show me how cool magic is>SUCK MY COCK PLEASEOh alright uninstall it is.
>>724726621>I flirt with my male friends because I want to make sure they aren't gayIt's 2025. You can come out of the closest already.
>>724703385/threadOp is a faggot.
>>724706726He literally asks if you want to see a magic trick.No normal person would interpret that as lets have hardcore gay anal sex.
