Yordle 10000 gold per hour
Ok but how big is her futa girlcock?
How much for five minutes?
>>724707356Reminder
should I lose my virginity to a prostitute bros? I'm 32 years old
>>724707646Nah just buy a realistic onahole and heat it up to body temperature before use. Feels about the same, is cheaper, and you dont have to worry about STDs.
>>724707646Wait for robot girlfriend anon, we will have them in our lifetime
>>724707646nah
>>724707464
>>724707356She wouldn't cost that much because theyre in it for the love of the game
>>724708087
>>724708087I don't think you can post that.
>>724708304>>724708149I didn't watch the whole webm goodnight bros
>>724707464As big as her cannon, her loads are strong enough to make her rocket jump
>>724707570>get a Yordle gregnant>their head swells like, 2-3 times its normal sizeUh
>>724707356I'd like to order 70 years please
>>724707747What's the best onahole to buy to feel like I'm fucking a yordle?
>>724708815kek how did this make me laughnice one, anon
>>724708815>>724708993Someone literally did art of this
>prostitution is le awesomefuck off degenerate nigger
>>724707356I mean she's good but not 10000 gold per hour good, I'd be willing to pay her like 100.
>>724708387Godspeed
>>724709038Imagine when it's time to deliver.
I don't really know what a yordle is, but it looks like a blue goblin so, would.
>>724709038well that one made me laugh even harderthanks for sharing>>724709137uh... yeah thats not as funny i think....
>>724707570I was going to post the webm of reimu getting brainfucked but I couldn't find it
>>724709137>>724709193Maybe her womb just descends into her abdomen after she gets pregnant.
>>724709038Oh wow. Yeah that's basically what I imagined. >>724709137Even if a Yordle is only 2-3 ft tall that's still a hell of a distance for the baby to goThat Yordle is going to look like a snake that's eaten a melon, or a cartoon hose that someone's stood on.
>>724707646Idk anon, should you?
>>724709520Poor girl, she needs Jesus.
>>724709634Heyzeus is in the car Anon.
>>724708981Look up reviews for realistic ones where people note them as being exceptionally tight.
>>724707646Yes, why not? Just don't be foolish and spend your entire paycheck because you won't get it back. Just go to your local brothel, have a couple of beers, and choose the one you like best.
>>724709168It's a blue sexy goblin, purple sexy goblin, teal sexy goblin, void sexy goblin, furry sexy goblin and sometimes other color sexy goblin
>>724709402I sure hope so>>724709418>That Yordle is going to look like a snake that's eaten a melon, or a cartoon hose that someone's stood on.Kek
>>724707646At that point yeahNormally id say no because the boost in confidence comes from actually getting a girl to like you enough to fuckI lost mine with a escort at 18I then got on with casual hookups and dating sometimesBtw if you live in a country where its legal like i do, youll probably become a whoremonger like i did due to how easy it is (and you dont have to deal with clingy women or any of their shit, if you didnt like her youll never have to see her again), so i advise against itBut in your case, 32 and a virgin? Do it, mostly to get it out of your system
>>724709418>>724709772my crude artist's rendition
>>724710190Horrifying, put her out of her misery.
>>724709080While there are some who are in it due to not having a choice, i.e>sex trafficking victims>single mothers with too many bills to pay (vast majority of hookers are single moms)Ive also seen women who got shit jobs and never whored, some girls do it because they are just like thatHell, ive seen some that do it because theyre super sluts and theyre into itTheres one i know who doesnt even consider herself an escort, she has a normal job, she does it because its her fetish, the money is a bonusFyi its a shitshow bruddah
>>724709418>>724710190What if they start birth by having their skulls contract back into place really fast so the baby gets launched out like a fucking rocket. Like there's just a loud THWUMP and the Yordle looks normal again and there's just a baby in a crater between her legs?
>>724707646Sure. But please tell her beforehand that you are a virgin. It helps get do her job.
>>724707356With or without impregnation?
Yordle pitpubes.
>>724707570>>724709038i recognise the artist
>>724707646>I'm 32 years oldThats just 8 years away from wizard statusWhy forsake the gift of arkana?
Vex rhymes with....
>>724709038>YOU DARE CHALLENGE MEGAMIND?
>>724707356How much for to fill the Yordle lady with whipped cream until she reaches the size of the goodyear blimp before exploding (non-lethally)
>>724710770Hex
>>724707646You should have, long time agoSo you can realize its not about coitus, but about connectionI've fucked plentyBut never made loveDisregard whores
>>72471065230 is already wizardhood.
>>724710939Exactly, sex with someone who you just find hot but know nothing about is not as good as someone who you actually know and pine forMutual attraction and passion >>> some hot slutBut in his case if hes still a virgin at that age id say hes got bigger problems to deal with, so just do it to get it over with and understand its not a big deal
>>724710791kek
What happens if they have twins or more?
>>724710472But what if she makes fun of me?
>>724707646Sure I guess
>>724711221hey man whatever you're into
>>724710530You have to pay extra if you want it without
>>724711276thats a man
>>724707646>>724707646If your wizard powers didnt come in at 30 you might as well. Some incels are mudblood
the lack of lulu porn is a mystery to me, vex has way more even tho shes the newest
>>724710770Rex
>>724711380You can't beat goth girls.
>>724711221Why would someone who wants to make money make fun of their client? Just don't go for a streetwalker.
>>724711221Then don't pay her
>>724711337yes he is driving the truckAnderson's lock and safehe's gonna key her lock
>>724707756This is the sparkledog furry equivalent of designing a sex robot. Jesus christ.
>>724707646Buy a VR headset (not Quest3S please), buy a large hip onahole or a sex doll if you afford it. Try those massage parlor VR JAVs and you will get the top of the experiences, no whore will ever top it unless you're paying the girls in the video themselves.
>>724711457>>724711380Lulu sucks
>>724711457personally i think poppy is the best, bonus points for snow fawn skin
>>724711603Recommended VR headset?
>>724711635human cock and plenty of it
I can never get past the first minute of get your yordles off without busting
>>724707646Just jerk off, retard. Don't give your money to some whore so you can stick it in her smelly used-up vagina for an hour.
>>724707756https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nplefywEFI
menhera lulu
Should I join my 4 buds in playing LoL or is this a fool's errand.Yordles make me act unwise but I don't want to be a filthy secondary
>>724711758
>>724710770Keks
>>724711932Just stay a secondary.
>>724711457Each Yordle girl has a place>Vex for the goth girl crowd>Trist for the spunky tomboy crowd>Poppy for the Warrior/Farm wife crowd>Lulu for the cheerful/preppy girl crowd>Veigal for the Manic Pixie girl crowdOne of these days I should learn how to model figures for 3D printing like >>724708087 and sell em. I think the example is a bit tasteless, but I enjoy sexy character models.>>724711932It shouldn't be so bad with 4 others, lets you get a team of 5 to do stupid shit with. No harm in joining them so long as none are tryhards.
>>724711932i play lol, it's fun desu, though most of the time people either ignore the chat so i can't interact, or they talk in unknown languages, or they just tell me to kys. so if you have friends I'd say go for it, just know that you'll be buttfucked alot as a newfag who doesn't understand all the rules
a shame that riot mmo will never happen, i wanted to play my own yordle but apparently we cant have nice things anymore
>>724707356Why can't little blue women be real, bros?
We autosagin'?
Anal only.
>>724712352BAD OPINION
>>724712185It's genuinely amazing that Riot let it slip through their fingers. Assuming the game was half decent it'd immediately be up there with the other behemoths.
>>724711956>>724711758someone explain what was happening in this animation?poppy was fighting the blind guy and then falls off a cliff and then you fuck her, but who are you?
>>724711635Dogshit taste. Big wizard hats are kino design. I bet you're a Vexfag, too.
>>724712683>who are you?You are you
>>724712185what the fuck happened? last i heard it was still in the works
>>724711635>t.bad tasting purple>>724712719She could also ult your dick mid orgasm to mindbreak you with pleasure
>>724712781They had to restart completely.
>>724711695Tough to say, Quest 3 as a bare minimum is fine, you have to go through hoops from metas controlling shit. Something like valve index is better I guess but dunno if the higher cost makes it worth it.
In the next thread we will solve who I'd the best yord
>>724713584That's not gonna fit!
>>724707646Look for a cosplaying escort instead.
>>724713614
>>724713658Alright, now it'll fit.
>>724712683(Me)
>>724712683if life gives you a female yordle you fuck it
>>724713584>those plump Vex thighs
