So /v/, what would you say…you do here?
>>724762575I post Invisigal, of course
Coupe is a gacha gambling addict, her ass can go.
>>724762575I do good.
I inform them that legally, the U.S. government cannot tax their income. That is not a power that the constitution grants any form of government, it is a made up bullshit power that they gave themselves.
>>724762616Invisigal needs a Robert Robertson baby in her belly
>>724762702>muh microaggressionsHow do these people function?
>>724762694That’s nice, but I’m afraid we’re gonna have to let you go. You know, to shake things up around here.
>>724762765Google the 16th Amendment for me real quick.
>>724762616After episodes 3&4 this whole scene just feels out of place. Robert and Invisigal don’t address the argument whatsoever, and she never apologizes for hitting him.
>>724762575So, /v/, who'd you pick as the replacement? Phenomaman or Waterboy?
>>724762843They don't, they leech off their parents
>>724762849If I bang you over your desk, can I fire the midget?
>>724762902Waterboy, dude needs a chance Phenomaman will bounce back eventually
>>724762772But anon, how would an asthmatic like her handle the necessary cardio?
>>724762575BB and Invisigal are already palsSo I think that her checking her phone if you don't go on her date is because BB told her that she's going to try asking Robert out that night.Very high chance that she's going to go BPD on him the next episode because she already knew Bob chose BB over her.
>>724762902Waterboy has a job and there's a chance he might get hired as a hero in the future, but Phenomaman really needs someone who supports him
>>724762772Invisigal would abort any babies, she would justify it by telling Robert she can't take care of a child, because she can barely look after herself, with tears streaming down her face.
>>724762575Flambé should just rape the MC.
>>724762902I'll take Depression Man over Stuttering Craig any day of the week. I would get so sick of his dialogue.
>>724762849Blonde Blazer broke your butt, hard.
>>724762973Anon, what kind of fucking headcanons are you living in right now? Better yet, nevermind
>>724762973No, she wouldn’t do that. The mama bear switch would immediately flip in her brain once she realized she’s preggers.
>>724762973Counterargument: that one Evangelion fancomic
>>724762575>So /v/, what would you say…you do here?I do whatever's going to get me to the Invisigal pegging sex scene.
Help, I'm so bored without the new episodes, I'm making Grok write dialogue between Robert and Invisigal regarding the big reveal.It absolutely sucks at it.
>>724763054
>>724762984Skullfuck him The Boys style
>>724762984Be careful, anon, there's something extremely dangerous hidden in this post.
Wouldn’t it be funny if she did this again but without the shoes?
>>724762986>Stuttering CraigUnc reference
>>724762956Ask Teddy Roosevelt, he had asthma too, until he hunted it down and killed it like a rabid dog.
>>724763054kawoshin really is the best option, isn't it?
>>724763093You're surprised, anon? Chatbots are fucking stupid. Write your own damn fanfiction.
>>7247631276 toes take it or leave it
Imagine they give us a route to comfort Phenomaman with love and sex.
>>724762956asthma is curable. i don't fuckin know how, but i had really severe asthma as a kid and now i just. don't.
>>724762973
How come Blazer isn't out fighting crime?She's not even in the office rankings despite being the most powerful one there (minus Phenomaman if you recruit him).
>>724762575I believe you have my stapler.
>>724763112It really is funny how big of a fucking loser he is.
>>724763174I prefer the canon version
>>724763174Is that why she has superpowers? Is there some BHA thing where an extra bone is the deciding factor between human and superhuman?
>>724763225Too busy breaking hearts.
>>724762956Give her BB's amulet for 9 months or better yet foreverThe leaks also show she has a mask that will probably be her power up moment and help with breathing
>>724763225She's the female face of SDN PRShe needs to stay looking hot
>>724763218If I knew how to do that I wouldn't be here.
>>724763225Too valuable, she doesn't get dispatched because she's an image now, not a tool
>>724762902I am not going the BB path, so I picked phenomenalmanwatercuck pisses me off
>powers is activated by holding her breath>has asthma and smokesDumb bitch. Why would you wife her? Her pussy probably smells like ash!
>>724763321Not to mention her womb no longer functions due to the Shroud implants.
>>724763237I actually feel kind of bad about that choice. Knocking his ass out (and losing him a tooth) with a glass of water seems like kicking down too hard, burning his eyebrows off with a shot of whiskey is almost as funny and much less permanent.
>>724762902Waterboy. Phenomaman is just going through a rough patch but he'll make it. Waterboy needs genuine guidance and experience to become something great. What that great is exactly, I'm not sure. I do know it's gonna be a hilarious mess of awkwardness and cringe that reminds me of my own awkward highschool days. So I'm all in on helping Waterboy become Waterman.
>>724763196
Anybody else find tap-in scenes a little retarded?>30 second long hacking minigame about switching from camera A to camera B>Backseating Invisigal in the middle of a fight>Invisigal needs Robert's help in finding the villain (she can just go invisible and take a peek over the display cases)>Robert's big plan about disabling the villain is blinding him with bright lights (Invisigal can go invisible).
>>724763396>So I'm all in on helping Waterboy become Waterman.He needs his choco kween to help in that.
>>724762575
>>724763225Blazer should probably be split into two characters, one of which is the head of SDN and one of which is a superhero who goes out fighting crime. Them both being the same character doesn't really work because it seems like she spends all her time in the office and never fights crime.
>>724762902Phenomaman. He needs help right now. His reputation and mental health are at stake. Waterboy can be groomed into a hero at any moment. Waiting until the Z-team are no longer assholes that will bully him for being useless is, for example, a great idea. Waiting until SDN finds out what can he actually do with his powers beyond vomiting is another great idea.
>>724763453>>Robert's big plan about disabling the villain is blinding him with bright lights (Invisigal can go invisible).Suddenly blinding someone also stuns and confuses them more than just fighting an invisible enemy
>>724763390>I actually feel kind of badI don't, he's an asshole, a serial arsonist, and he started that fight.
>>724763196>i don't fuckin know how, but i had really severe asthma as a kid and now i just. don't.You may have had allergic asthma, and you no longer are exposed to the allergen. It can happen with family pets, or a certain laundry detergent etc. Lots of stuff.
>Beats up the bad guy>Arrests him>Comes back home where her team congratulates her and she feels genuinely proud of herself Invincible could never have a scene this sincere
>>724763459Nah, have him duo with Invisigal. Wolf Pack will help him level quickly so he can start pulling his weight on group efforts.
the robert robertson situation is crazy
>>724763542Not being able to see your enemy and being able to see anything because your' retinas got torched by a billion lumens is not the same thing. Half the effectiveness of a flashbang grenade is the sudden blindness that you don't have time to adapt to.
>>724763620Invincible is a "reconstruction" (tho not really; it's cynical hatred of superheroes) layered with irony.
>>724763405Based Johnny, curing asthma and autism. Mr Miyagi would be proud.
>>724763670
>women dropping panties over the poo-coloured eye protagThis game is a mutt power fantasy
>>724763506Conversely the Z-Team being unprofessional will probably help Phenonaman who needs to lighten up and is too dense to get offended.
>>724763620If it was written by Cuckman, Invisigal would've had an abortion before bringing Thundercuck in and would've revealed it to Robert during the scene where she goes up to him to thank him
>>724762901She is a poorly written and forced character
Youtubers and the faggots that watch them need to be raped and killed.
>>724763225>How come Blazer isn't out fighting crime?She doesn't enjoy being a hero and is insecure about it. Fell for the "I JUST WANNA BE NORMAL" meme even though Robert is a confident hero without powers he still thinks being a normie surrounded by metahumans fucking sucks.
>>724763691Don’t forget Miguel also got paralyzed and Johnny cured that in a few weeks
>>724763718It's hazel and you're a retarded /pol/tranny stuck in the 18th century. Newsflash: Europeans can naturally have brown eyes.
>>724763740And if it were written by Kripke or Kirkman, Thunderstruck’s weapon would have exploded, and he and the old man would’ve been turned into a cloud of guts and bones
>>724763797>It's hazelAbsolutely delusional. These eyes are shit-brown. Women don't find that attractive.
>>724763740>Woah Robert no need to get angry, it wasn't your anyway
It annoys me how much modern superhero media has become so cynical and subversive that people have a hard time believing that someone can just be genuinely good and have no ulterior motives.
>>724763896>the most common eye color on the planet by an extremely huge marginA large enough number of women don't appear to consider it a deal breaker.
>>724763896Mediterranean men proves you wrong. ;D
>>724763853Doesn't Granny lose an arm in one of the routes?
If Robert gets super powers by the end of this game then he'll be able to have super sex with Blazer.And that would be the ultimate victory.
>>724763193That would be based.
>shroudtaskmaster>mecha maniron man>malevolamagick>golemclayface>sonarman bat>blonde blazerms marvel>phenomamanomni man>flambaepyro/sunfire>invisibitchinvisible woman>coupearchangel
>>724763193SEXO WITH DESPRESSED BEAR! I'LL GIVE HIM ALL THE HUGS HE WANTS!!!!!!!!11
He would totally be fuckable if not for the person who voices him
>>724764008She would probably prefer it with the powers off given they dull her senses.
>>724762902The team both needs a mascot who is a good person and also every Fire Emblem game has taught me that weak now with insane growths is a busted as fuck character,
>>724764020Don't you fucking dare compare Iron Man to Mechaman. The exosuit is the only thing they have in common. Robert is as pure as they come.
>>724763987>the most common eye color on the planet by an extremely huge marginBecause of Africans and Jeets>>724763989>short>brown>higher than average rates of male pattern baldnessmedlet cope
>>724763976Robert is a breath of fresh air
>>724764020>>phenomaman>omni manbegone zoomer
>nah man the actual standard eye color is muttshit>the actual honest to god genetic mutation is the real deal
>>724764008>Royd gives the Mecha Man suit a dick and hooks it up to Robert’s nervous system so he can fuck BB with it
>>724764092Robert has the brain of Iron Man, but the heart of Peter Parker
>FUCKSHITCOCKMOUTHERFUCKERCUNTSHIT!I have cursing fatigue.
>>724764103>I miss my wife, Allen. I miss her a lot.
>>724764103lmao! who made this edit?
>>724764098Even among europeans the number of people with naturally light colored eyes is less than 1 in 3.
>>724764116I think people compare him to Omni Man because of the mustache and he doesn’t have laser eyes or super breath (that we know of)
>>724764006If you tell Invisigal to disarm Granny, she'll attack the thief, and a stray shot will hit the weapon he's holding, frying his arm. Alternatively, if you tell her to disarm the thief, Granny will get shot in the ass.
>>724763896>"These eyes are shit-brown."
>>724764172it's western media, everyone swears all the time and the women are used goods as a rule
>>724764305Adolf Jeetler?!
>>724764139A highly-desired mutation, as with pale skin>>724764228thanks to migration>>724764305average poo-eyed individual
>>724764071>Do you like Telltale and movie games? Their early work was a little too Monkey Island for my tastes, but when The Walking Dead came out in 2012, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. >The whole game has a clear, crisp episodic story, and a new, well-hidden mechanic of fake choices that really gives the game a big boost. They've been compared to David Cage, but I think Telltale has a far more down to earth, restrained sensibility.
Why are you retards arguing about this?
>>724764092then he is iron lad
>>724764165>Robert has the brain of Iron ManNot really. He would be able to maintain the suit himself if that was the case but that wouldn't be as interesting.
Flatter than a pancake squished by a steamroller.
>>724764401Hey Sonar, what’s with all the newspapers, do you have a dog or something?
>>724764414one schizo derailing the thread and the others falling for the bait
>>724764431We are told he did though? He is just poor as fuck and can't do any more repairs
>>724764431Robert was incapable of fixing the suit after it was destroyed. He completely ran out of money. He’s got the brains, but he doesn’t have the tools.
>>724763976Post-modernism has done a number on many a genre. Though I'm surprised that The Boys took off the way it did - wouldn't think issue after issue of Garth Ennis ranting how much he hates superheroes and the corporate structures that make them a mainstay of western comics would be a cross-media darling.
>>724764071Charlie ain't that bad.
I have been listening to Primer all dayDoes anyone have the Movie Night pictures from the thread or two ago? I want to save them please
>>724764520He straight up admits he doesn't know how the fusion core works you retard.
>>724764503If he had the brain of Iron Man he'd also have an income stream that would let him keep the suit maintained and even make upgrades. He might know how to fix it, but he doesn't know money.
>>724764456>No, Coop, I don't!>In 2014, Telltale released this, The Wolf Among Us, their most accomplished game. I think their undisputed masterpiece is “Episode 3: A Crooked Mile”. A chapter so immersive, most people probably don’t listen to the dialogue. But they should! Because it’s not just a story about fairy-tale noir and murder - it’s a subtle commentary on community policing and libertarianism.>HEY, COOP!
This nibba was wasted in Invincible. He would’ve thrived in Dispatch.
invis fags are getting too bold with their ugly chick.
>>724764652I guess that's true. I'd imagine he literally hyperfixated on being Mecha man and just poured everything he had on it, but if he was tony stark tier smart he'd probably just start his own company to fund his suit, but yeah that'd be kind of boring and power fantasy-y
>>724764636You don’t have to be mean
>>724764636But Shroud apparently does, or at least knows more about it than Robert. Probably made it or knows where it came from.
this is the perfect example of what BB and mandy are
>>724764292Oh, fuck, phew. I picked the good option then.
>>724764584mirin the arms breh
>>724764708>Won a fight despite being down a hand and taking a literal fucking bullet to the brainHe'd have max-ranked VIG for sure.
>>724764678>TRY GETTING FUNDING FOR WOLF AMONG US 2 NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
>>724764792Billy Batson and SHAZAM would be a better comparison.
>>724764792I think it’s cooler when saiyans fight in base form
>>724764678>TRY GETTING A SLOT IN EPISODE 4 NOW, YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD
>>724764865Not really? Billy goes from a literal child to a demigod. BB gets two inches of height and her hair dyed.
>>724764757Do we know if every Mecha Man suit was powered by the Astral Pulse, or did it only come into play with Robert’s dad? My theory is that Shroud made it and Robert’s dad fucked him over, so he gets killed as revenge.
>>724764584Isn't he super short? He has an easy time getting fit compared to a real man
What's Waterboy's endgame? I can imagine Phenomaman having a role later in the story if you don't pick him, but what the hell will the walking sponge get up to if I don't uplift him from jannydom?
>>724764935Goku doesn't treat his SSJ form as a different persona
>>724764957They pretty much tell us in episode 3 that there’s no way Robert’s dad built the astral pulse himself
>>724764963He's like 5'6" in real life, but I don't know how that affects his fitness.
>>724765020Yeah, I remember that and Robert said his dad didn’t have any schematics for it, either.
>>724764992>What's Waterboy's endgame?he is sus. he was spying on you during BB date scene
>>724764957The intro explicitly makes a distinction between Robert Sr's suit being Mechaman Prime, and Robert Jr's and Robert III's suit being the astral suit.
>>724764992his character bio in the art book says whether it's joining the team or being a janitor forever he will do it at 110% so probably maximum overjanny
I fucking hate watercuck so much
>>724765089Flambae...
>>724765035Shorter, means he weighs less, means he needs to consume less bio mass to fuel muscle growth.
>>724765079Right, Robert’s dad was Mecha Man Astral. I’m retarded.
>>724764636You just disproved your own argument then. He was left with zero instructions on how the suit works, but he still kept it going for 15 years.
>>724765035gains are easier when you're a manlet
>>724765020So maybe a Dr. Light and Dr. Wily situation?
>>724765141To be fair, his car got smashed when Phenomaman collapsed on it in despair. It was a rough weak for the flaming asshole.
>>724764584Why does he look like Robert?
>>724764992Probably very little - maybe something happens at headquarters, he tries to be a hero, and completely botches things because he doesn't know anything about being a hero. You giving him a moment to get out from behind the mop is basically the shot he's always wanted but never expected.
>>724765213When is it said that it's his car?
>>724765259Why does he even need a car, he can fly
>>724765213He deserves it
>>724765216he doesn't
>>724765259It's in the comics included in the special edition - a white sedan with a red stripe.
Anyone else hoping for more chair clattering moments next week?
So who exactly did waterboy kidnap and murder? I hope it was a hot chick. Would be nice to have a based rapeCHAD in my team
>>724765204That's what I'm thinking. Shroud is some sort of former colleague who wants the pulse for his own nefarious ends, while Robert's dad decided to use it to fight crime.
>>724765321>Flambae drives a FirebirdHeh
>>724765272He likes to drive his whip. You're telling me if you could fly you wouldn't have a car?
>>724765362the fuck does that even mean
>>724762901>Robert and Invisigal don’t address the argument whatsoeverI'd ask if you're autistic, but I know where we are so I'll skip straight to explaining that they implicitly do, with Invisigal admitting that Robert was right, when they have the big heart to heart on the swing set and she says that she's just not cut out to be a hero. She's not going to apologize, but also Robert understands why she hit him and says as much if you narc to BB about her hitting you.
>>724765406If I could fly, I wouldn't even own legs.
Why did he do it?
>>724765362That's why I bought the game. I miss the companionship of my younger days really badly, but I'm sadly blackpilled from not having kids with any of my girlfriends and have basically given up on pursuing companionship. Luckily, we have feel kino.https://youtu.be/nk01lDBUe9A
>>724765426They’re hoping we can give more people the chair
>>724765405Hope he's got good insurance.
>>724765426If you know, you know. If you don’t, you don’t.
>>724765447Iron Man 2 plot
>>724765461Poor Flambae. Just getting put through the wringer.
>>724765428I don’t like implications, they hurt my brain
>>724762902Phenomeman. He needs actual help and is risking his reputation. Waterwimp can be wait and still needs lots of training.
>>724765437Yeah, if I had gravity manipulating powers or some shit, my legs would atrophy to limp noodles from the extreme lack of use. Also I wouldn't pay taxes, and if anyone tried to force me to I'd reverse gravity on them and fling them into the sun.
>>724765509Flambae will get his redemption one day
>>724763225You don't send your heavy hitters out to handle mundane tasks when you might need them at a moment's notice to handle something that can't be delegated out to the resident shitters. BB is the emergency reserve for when something really fucking bad happens
>>724765509Counterpoint, he's a dickhead and he deserves worse.
>>724765552Just tired of the constant slander he keeps getting.
>>724765552There's some moments where he actually manages to be a good dude, like with the child's balloon, but it's hard to balance that out against the idea that he very likely inflates his rank by setting fires and then extinguishing them.
>>724765610https://youtu.be/SThpaBspbaQ
>>724765591As does every villain?
She won.
>>724765274>>724765321I don't feel bad for burning off his eyebrows now.
I know I chose Waterboy for my team, but please let him get a costume change or something by the end of the game. He's just so slimy
>>724765665Yeah, the more you learn about the guy, the more you realize that all the terrible things that happen to him are probably well-deserved.
Black twitter is trying to kill Dispatch, its over bros
>>724765737They better not apologize
>>724765645No, just him in particular.
>>724765272Don’t the flying members of the Z-Team get flight licenses during a dispatch section? >All the flyers either walk to their assignments or get rides
>>724765687Even with a costume change he'll just make it wet again. Unless they make it out of a special material that can absorb it properly.
>>724765737Anyone who identifies with black twitter is a racist who should be condemned.
>>724765752Sure, Jan.
https://youtu.be/LYQcYakpWDs
>>724765808I'm betting that'll be his reward if he manages to shape up by endgame - some sort of custom-made outfit with a special fabric that helps him stay dry for once in his life.
>>724765404>Shroud is some sort of former colleague who wants the pulse for his own nefarious endsIt's a fucking 2.5 hour game at this point, how are you already forgetting what was mentioned in the intro which is that Shroud was literally a member of the Brave Brigade alongside Mecha and Chase before he ended up going rogue and killing him. Add on that Shroud is clearly a genius engineer given he's making power ups for the various super villains and even street thugs, and it's very clear that Shroud was the one who made the Pulse. The only question is what makes it so unique he couldn't just make another instead of needing to steal Mecha's.
>>724765848Look up why arsonists are so reviled in real life and why it's treated as a very serious crime.
>>724765860One of my favorite tracks in the dispatching segments thus far.
>>724765453That is the reason why I loved telltale games, it made me feel like a human being
>>724765808Get him ripped so he can lose the costume, assign him to the beach permanently, and give him a surfer dude persona
Is the suit based?
>>724766046It's just goofy and classic enough to be endearingIt's like dark blue Flash with a little armor on
>>724765942The rest of the team aren't saints by any means. Murderers, assassins, thieves, and drug dealers aren't seen as professions worth pursuing for obvious reasons.
>>724766046I'd say so. I've certainly seen stupider outfits for mech jockeys.
>>724766046Did you guys notice that Robert's armed with a pistol that he seemingly doesn't use?
>>724766046he gives off captain America 2014 vibes if he was combined with winter solider
>>724766046It's a pretty believable superhero suit for comic standards, he really just need lenses in his mask
>>724766046No, the white chestplate is dumb
>>724766150theres still time
Which of your heroes does this apply to?
>>724766190What's wrong with it? Sure it might come off as a little gaudy but it's better than having no protection at all.
>>724766243The color is wrong. A different hue of blue would be better.
>>724766229phenomaman
is it just horny guys talking it up a lot, or is the 'romance' stuff a big deal? i do not have any interest in either of these chicks. i just finished ep 1, hoping i can remain a virgin until the ending.
>>724762575Is this some tranny calarts shit like Life is Strange?
>>724766229Blazer.
>>724766229My Prism gets to work ONLY if the job is related to parties and/or Sonar is in beast mode/relaxing
>>724766278It's mandatory to pick one or the other by the end of episode 4 at least
>>724766278Youre forced to go on a date with one of them
>>724766293How the fuck did you bypass the moderation for this shit lmao
>>724766046he's way too 'protagonist' in every way. the suit is boring, he's boring. its like he's supposed to just be a voiceless blank slate character for the player to project on, except we're supposed to believe he's his own character.
>>724766278Unfortunately Robert will be roped into the love triangle one way or another by the end of episode 4. You have no other choice but to either go out with Blazer or Visi for the evening. Apparently there is an achievement at the end for staying single. But as we go along this journey. We're forced to make a decision between them.
>>724766229i only send flambae if it's absolutely necessary. just don't like him
>>724766106Yeah, but most of those don't accidentally inflict one of the most horrible ways to die on potential victims. Burning to death may not be the worst way to go, but it's top 10 for sure. There's a reason flamethrowers used to be very effective at clearing bunkers in wars:Because given the choice of burning to death, or being shredded by machine gun fire, a sane person will pick the machine gun every time.
>>724766430He's pretty powerful especially with Prism tagging along. That supernova ability he can unlock is kind of busted.
>>724766358>>724766342>>724766339oh well. epic fail!
>>724766489On the one hand, it's a massive buff, but on the other, setting him to minimum stats after a failure is a nasty, nasty risk.
>>724766352>hes boringman you must have insane standards
>>724766612I guess the rng gods have blessed me thus far.
>>724766352brown-coded post.
>>724766229>AHHHHHH HELP ME I GET PAID TO DO MINIMAL WORK AHHHHH HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING TO ME AIIIIEEEEEE!!!!
>>724766687That was the struggle for the everyman in the mid to late 90s. They thought they weren't facing enough adversity. Now here we are where even a desk job won't bring enough income for living expenses.
>>724765737Total nigger death
What was she thinking in this moment?
>>724766870"Breedable".
>>724766870Pegging what else?
>>724762902I'm doing both BB and Depressionman on my first full run. Gonna go Vizi and Waterbro on my second.
>>724764020Robert's situation reminds me a lot of Scott Lang, the second Ant-Man. Not the first guy to have the mantle and goes broke every time he tries to upgrade his suit. He even created his own small security company by hiring reformed d-list supervillains.
>>724766870ass
>>724762843They get paid to complain, or they don't function at all. See also, the people complaing about orientalisim at FF
does this have more or less gameplay than a telltale game? Is it just a visual novel or is there an actual "game" on the mission parts like in 13 sentinels?
>>724766979It's a telltale game with VERY light gameplay that's pretty basic and you can't really fail.
>>724764020>>flambae>pyro/sunfireWhat about Johnny Storm the Human Torch? Seems the most obvious analogue. At least when it comes to his powerset.
>>724766979it has more gameplay than a telltale game. even if you disable the QTE sections (the right way to play) you get the dispatch game stuff and that's a ton more gameplay than telltale games.
>>724763132"Unc" Website.
>>724766870Calculating thrust vectors
>>724762575I'm sorry, but I can't get over the retarded voice of the guy that makes frozen pizzas reviews and wasted his life on every RE game now being a furry hearthrob
Do girls actually have wet dreams, bros?
>>724767178Why not? It worked for Jonah Scott.
>>724767238Everything about Invisigal is fictitious.
>>724767238Yes but usually it involves getting raped by giant monster men
>>724767018since he is more villain and uncharismatic pyro fits better
>>724767367I suppose but his powers are more like Johnny's though.
>>724767310I'm real tho
>>724766765i have a white collar job and the amount of work i do is equivalent to two people above my pay grade
>>724767364Would it have been more realistic if she dreamed about Robert wearing the mech suit while they did it?
>>724767590i sense that matt judge never worked a real job in his life and is like 99% of directors, just a nepo babby
>>724767501>>724767367Plus invisibitch just has invisibility that only activates when her breath his held and no other powers like force fields. And she's a villain too.
>>724767564She dreamed about Sonar smoothtalking his way into her bed and then transforming into his beast form mid-orgasm
>>724767686God her power is so fucking lame.
CHOKING INVISIWHORE AS YOU''RE ABOUT TO BUST SO SHE GOES INVISIBLE AND YOU CAN SEE YOUR WILLY CUMMING INSIDE HER!!!!
see you next week losers
>>724766870>Hmm 12 babies...maybe more
I pop into Senran Kagura threads to say, "Fuck Sony" and "Fuck censorship".
>>724766687It mean you are likely first on the cutting list unless your job is REALLY specialized, in which case you say it to humblebrag. But disregarding that, it means you have a degree of potential financial insecurity that can be uncomfortable because you can get fired which means no income.That said, there is a lot of retardation in most workplaces, but going on about it would be digression.
been looking up the VAs imagine my shock upon seeing this one
>>724767793based but whats that gotta do with dispatch
>>724767634Mike Judge was a tech worker before he broke into the industry. He started with scrapbook doodle animations, which evolved into beavis and butthead, KOTH, etc. I would say he's quite the opposite of a nepo baby, having gotten in by grinding out work, which is basically no longer possible.
>>724767590>When Invisigal still has 1 charm
>>724762575Can't wait until this scene shows up. How are we holding up, Invisichads?
>>724767791
retards datamining a fucking VN
>smart>strong>big>can literally lift a fucking mechaDamn samoans are so fucking cool
Convince me to go Invisigal, /v/. Because from where I'm standing, the sweet wholesome blonde mommy is the superior route.
>>724767914We are literally mogging BBsimps and we are still far from achieving complete form.They wasted two kisses already, and still can't even come close to Visi's popularity.
>>724767835I don't know what dispatch refers to here, I just answered OP's question.
>>724767967They're both crap desu.
>>724767953This shit isn't even a VN, just shitty westernslop. Most people here haven't read an actual good VN or story game.
>>724767867She just needs a magic gun to feel complete, like Ebony and Ivory from DMC or something, Clem was too much of a sharpshooter to not have a gun.
>>724768043Is there a refusal path for both?
>>724767954Samoans are either incredible bros or incredible dickheadsno inbetween
>>724768053pic unrelated
>>724768063At the end apparently. But as of episode 4 you have to go on a date with either one of them. You can't refuse.
I’m starting to think Invisigal is the one who’s actually desperate
>>724767954One of the developers watched Moana and really wanted Maui in the game
>>724767954What is this nigga even doing working for the SDN?
>>724768053ok big guy. What would you consider a good visual novel?
>>724768138Getting a fat paycheck?
>golem was my most sent hero in ep3>prism was my most send and successful hero in ep4Also some missions have canon heroes?
>>724768138Tech support and repairing the mech.
>>724768129Starting to think? The fact that everyone hates her and she's a desperate, clingy tryhard who pouts whenever you don't compliment her didn't give it away?
>>724768078It's my favorite racial stereotype.
>>724767914I'm waiting for all the kissing and handholding scenes.
>>724762575Fear. Your burnt shit.
>>724768178I mean, there are some that have special resolutions, like Golem adopting the baby Kaiju.
>Invisigirl with blonde blazer's gemLiterally the strongest hero ever
Robert is cute and I would like to molest him!
>>724768284Does it make her blonde too
>>724768142Steins;Gate? Clannad? It's not hard to find good ones if you're not new.
>>724768203I think she’s got a massive crush on Robert, but I just can’t prove it yet
>>724762702So we can definitively say that this game is woke but pushes chud agenda's?
>>724768308shut the frick up invisibitch
>>724767178He will go back to the frozen pizza soon enough. Tsunaga-kun is a sure bet for the 2025 lock. The minotaur shades of grey book all but confirms.
>>724768321did you get the true ending of S;G without using a guide?
>>724768138Dude loves heroes after Robert's dad helped him to not throw his life away by taking the time to talk with him before delivering him to the police for shoplifting. Also, originally was supposed to be on the Z-team with Hulk powers, hence why he's red and glowing in the Dispatch banner art in your Steam library
>>724768321>baby's first VNs>calling people new
>>724763193
>>724768380>If you used a guide you didn't complete the gameYeah I see what you're trying to do, nice try faggot.
>>724767841maybe not a nepo babby, but he certainly didnt have enough experience to really lampoon corporate lifewikipedia makes it seem like he worked for <1 year with mechanical engineers and then quit to go play in a band
if Shroud built the astral core why doesnt he just make a new one
>>724768339>Zootopia 2>Release date: November 26, 2025 Moistbat and token kemonobait are both fucked
I hope they add an option to skip dialogues or something as New Game+I don't really see myself playing it again otherwise
>>724768532mightve used some kind of one of a kind alien material
>halfway through the game>still no major plot events have happenedyikes...
>>724768505I thought you meant he was hired into the entertainment industry through nepotism, rather than into the corporate job.
>>724768505>he didn't suffer enough for my standards.fuck off.
>>724768575
>>724764453still perfectly rapeable
>>724768658not a fan of fujo art
>>724768721>fujo artTwo women lusting after a man.
>>724768721Fujos make like 80% of the fanart on the internet
>>724768753two women pushing masculine proportions wanting to peg a dude>>724768760not true at all
>>724768658Wrong, and gay.Invisigal LITERALLY, I repeat, LITERALLY dreamed of getting fucked by Bob, and fags still imagine it wrong.
>>724768820She said that she does the pegging.
>>724768879She said she Usually does the pegging, but not when it comes to robert, since he's a father figure nurturing type.
>>724768872>>I swear just saw my pantsSAAAAAR
>>724768879>what is a joke?
>>724768879Yea, because every other bit of sexual bluster that comes out of her mouth is 100% accurate, right?
>>724762902Phenomaman, yes I am going after BB this will surely not be an isssue
>>724762702Didn’t know Nikki was a black name now is there anything these people don’t think that is black unless it’s pedo stuff rape gun crime murders etc
>got to know this game exist by randomly getting a tiktok about it>look for more related videos>It's black people playing it onlywhat's up with this game and blacks?
>>724769016>using tiktokWell there's the first issue
>>724769016Your kind isn't welcome here.
>>724769016>on negroid app>wtf whys it full of negroids?What a silly question to ask
>>724769016>WHY ARE THERE BLACK PEOPLE ON TIKTOK?Jee man I dunno
>>724768987she definitely does masturbate at workespecially to robert now
I wonder if she'd rim him
>>724768321>Midwit time travel and moe>good
>>724768851
>>724768596stolen valor
I want to RAPE Robert
>>724769050>>724769072>>724769074>>724769095no but like fr, it's something about superheroes and shit, they also love invincible
yo lowkey can't handle this game fr. cringe ahh reddit millenial writing. literal porn n shit. uncs in this thread being attracted to a 27 year old child fucking diddy blud ahh niggas
>>724769274>>724769316die
>>724769227Flambae...
I really can’t stand this game — the writing is super cringy and feels like corny Reddit millennial stuff. It even has weird sexual content, and the older guys in this thread are being gross about a character who’s basically portrayed like a child. You’re all acting like Diddy-type creeps.
>>724769229>bushAaaaand dropped
I love white woman
>>724769363Low T has boasted :D
>>724765274Flambae is missing two fingers?
Do you think she snuck around and took pictures of Robert in the shower to schlick to later?
>>724769576Yes.
Pman should turn into a hotter blonde blazer, just to cuck blonde blazer and invisibitch lol
>>724769695cut her off
>>724769639show me the ingame model bitch
>>724769695>pure sexo>mediocre VAi dont even hate her, but she sound so fat...
the fingers are literally there in the next panelstop being retarded
>>724769932SHOW THE MODEL BITCH ASS LIL N WORD
Why does this game resonat with /v/ so? Could it be that it has... soul?
>>724769976it's a good game with fun charactersthat's it
>>724769976>depressed almost-regular-guy MC>brown bitchy tomboy gf>some light hearted humor that doesn't overstay it's welcome
>>724765213I taught him how to fly before hand, he doesn't need it anymore.
i need someone to do a mod that removes the nose ring
I dunno I just show up for MTG night
>>724762984God I wish that were me
>>724767258Legoshi needed human bf
>>724770174>modits pre rendered dude
>>724770304No, the game is being actively rendered by your GPU. Just because the game is heavily scripted with minimal interaction doesn't mean there isn't a model you can rip and fuck with.
>>724769901It's all prerendered. But here's some screenshots.
>>724770370i think you're giving it too much credit
>>724770174It’ll come off on its own in due time. Just wait til around episode 7
>>724769229>bushAaaand saved
>>724768575I'm honestly on board with it being a fun and simple story. If the game is just Robert making friends with reformed villains, getting a gf and avenging his dad with no big twist or boarder message then so be it.
>I am going to RAPE Mecha Man!
Is it worth it to replay the game before the next drop to swap out coop for sonar? Reading the things people are saying about the bat is making me think I judged him due to his VA without really considering his character. I don't really care for coop and she doesn't really fill an interesting niche on my lineup buildwise.
>>724762984>>724763193When will these routes be included?
>>724770898No, nothing noteworthy happens in episode 4 with him.
>>724770898Sonar is a great guy, I've also judged him too early because of the Youtube voice actor but the character himself is a cool dude
>>724762575[Glass Him]
>>724762843EBT
>>724771090Coming soon
>>724771187poor guy, doesnt even know where he isand that bastard is just bullying him
so it's extremely obvious that shroud is robert robertson's dad, right? like, he purposesly whispers shit to toxicguy to relay to robert so you don't hear his voice, and he's weirdly knowledgable on the technology of the suit.either that or, his dad is an asshole and stole the design from him originally and it's rightfully his to begin with, since the big hawaiian guy said his dad didnt seem like the type who could invent it- therefore you're actually the bad guy by re-stealing it back from him later
>>724763196When I was in the army, there were situations of recruits with minor asthma being cured of it when exposed to CS gas.It lightly burned their lungs and their lungs decided to stop overreacting to stuff because getting gassed was so much worse.At least, allegedly, according to the docs. I dunno how it worked. It just did, with surprising regularity.It cured mine, too, but it came back after I was out for 10 years, so I guess it doesn't last forever.
>>724771090[Chair Him]
>>724771246also thought about that, but we see shroud's face and rr's dads face and they are nothing alike, if they hadn't swapped in prison or some bs like that
>>724771301>we see shroud's faceI dont remember this but its also been a decade since his dad "died" so he probably would look different anyway atleast somewhat
>>724771262Time to buy CS gas anon
>>724771336yeah maybe, we see his mugshot in episode 1 I think, I heard people speculate that hes BBs dad because of the blue eyes thing
>>724771217Rob^3 is a fraudCan only beat drunk people(flambae), retarded people(flambae), old people(Steve Bannon) and random civilians(bartender)What a hero
>>724771416>6 feet tallNo fucking way is Rob related to him.
>>724762902>waterboy is a stalker with 1st degree murder on his profile10 bucks says he tried to talk to a woman panicked and drowned her when she tried to scream
>>724762973>going the atom eve routeI don't think robert is as cucked as mark
>>724771416shroud, the astral power and BB's gem are connected for sure
>>724762984>talks like a flamboyant latino>was born in the middle eastdid he ride a refugee boat to spain?
>>724771416I also feel like their stache is similar, as if "Shroud" just trims it more.
>>724771362I'd need an enclosed space, a license, and for it to be warmer out. It needs to be mixed. It's in little pellets that have to boil at a certain temperature.Thankfully it's cheap. I could do it, in theory, but I'm also dying from unrelated reasons, so it's certainly not happening for a while.
finally
>>724771675>a licenseThat is an actual bother>dying from unrelated reasonsAnd that's just worrisome
>>724766489how do people max out the heroes. the dispatch sections are so short with limited calls and I've rarely had to send two heroes to a call.
>>724771809Nononononononononononononnonononono
>>724762702so black people can't be mockingly compared to black celebrities but other races can? jesus they're dumb
>>724767914invisigal is currently mogging BB so hard it's not even funny. the only thing BB has going for her is that she's hot. that's it.
That's not the kind of superhero game we need...
>>724769695I like her design but holy shit why'd they have to give her a ghetto nigger voice.
>>724771736>And that's just worrisomeWell, just don't be part of the 0.3% of people that can get an autoimmune disease from bad genetics and an unrelated trigger event.Problem solved :^)My brain is wasting away, being attacked by my own defense mechanisms, and I'm watching my mental faculties slip further from my grasp with unstoppable and slow regularity. All I can do is take immunosuppresants and choose to be sick always, and just die slower.VIDEO GAMES AND BROWN TOMBOYS! WOOO!
>>724771945>shitaAs gay as you can get without literally watching gay porn.
tomboy has lost all meaning
>>724771991Ghetto nigger voice actress and ghetto nigger character
>>724771809I believe Mecha Man as a hero will die in the end. Robert Robertson III will continue his life as a dispatcher for SDN.
Do you think she sneaks into the showers at work to schlick to Robert?
>>724772104may be a choice between one or the other? would be cool, I've seen something similar in telltale batman where in the end you choose to be more batman than bruce or vice versa
>>724772030>spoilerThat's rough buddyAt least tomboys will always remain
>Robert enjoying his lunch time at work>Invisigal suddenly appears next to him with her pants down because she couldn't hold her breath while masturbating
I'm so fucking lonely I wish a girl just liked me
>>724763621dude is leveling ever mission it seems, he needs to with how low his starting stats are
>>724772279literally me
Visi's arc is to become a true hero or villain.Blazer's arc is to lay down her cape and start a family.Robert seems to struggle between the two, both longing for a family and wanting to get back in the game.
>>724762902Waterboy is a faggot and Phenomaman is one step away from an heroing in public, so I picked the latter. Couldn't get much use out of him but his stats are nice. Apparently he has much higher down time than everyone else, but I only needed someone to fill in the gap Sonar left, and everyone else's been getting their intellect buffed up to make his loss negligible at this point.
>>724771521Blazer's gem seems more alien/magical in nature. But yeah, given Robert II didn't have the schematics for the Astral thing, Royd said Robert II didn't seem the type to make something like it, and Shroud wants it so bad, they probably worked together to build it (which is why Shroud can't just make another on his own).
>>724767867what a gay stinker of a design
>>724772318Honestly the best wife for a Superhero who still wants to help people is always another Superpowered personThat's why Spider-Man should drop that red-headed cunt and stay with Black Cat
>>724763703i got rid of Sonar just cause i can't stand charlie's "voice acting" if you can all it that
>>724771550If you've ever met any arabs, it's honestly not very far off. Fuckers love their gaudy shit.
>>724763174Took me 30,000 years in CSP.
>>724769695Wish she had a route, get more use out of her than anyone else due to being the only reliable one for social situations.
>>724772185Batman season 2 ended with Alfred telling Bruce “either you quit being Batman, or I’m leaving”
>>724772221Amen.
Dating Invisigal and Keeping Sonar was a no brainer for me. But this choice actually made me pause the game and think for a bit
>>724772641>fix earnest depressed superman>or help heart of gold awkward man a chance to be a herothis shit was tough
>>724772427But does Black Cat love Peter Parker, or does she just love Spider-Man?
>>724762702>the sassy/angry black woman trope comes from minstrel showsso i guess BET and zeus network are all minstrel shows now, huh? like "baddies" is the embodiment of that, and it is owned and operated by black people.or does that existing as a racial "microaggression" count as black on black crime?
>>724763063I never understood pegging or anal, as my rear is so sensitive that just fingering my butt a little makes me cum. How can people shove entire thick dildos up their ass and take more time to cum?
>>724772641They're both people in need of support, but in my eyes Waterboy can wait, he at least has a job and there's always the chance for him to become a full-time hero, Phenomaman meanwhile is an actual alien that doesn't even understand what he's going through, he really needs someone to support him or he might end up doing some dumb stuff to either himself or someone else
>>724772682It’s even harder once you’ve seen both versions and how well written they arehttps://youtu.be/nRRISEEJ_sg?si=mJZGGJrpBKGzenaG
>>724772690Unfortunately depends on the writer, but you know, a girl who loves half of him is better than a cheating slut who hates his guts for>check notesDoing everything he could do to save her from another dimension
>>724771550>>724772448under what circumstance do arabs cut off fingers?
This game reminds me a lot of a game called This is the PoliceIt's also a story heavy gameI just want one of these dispatch simulators without a story to waste my time
>big guy with a heart of gold who fistbumps you in his first scene and goes out of his way to help you>somehow knows about the super secret mechaman power source that literally only Rob and Shroud / Shroud's goons should know aboutMost obvious twist villain ever
>>724772827When they become assassins, duh.
>>724772827probably lost it to some stupid shit. either that or he's secretly with the yakuza
>>724762902im curious what the implications of each are. what kind of scenes do we get depending on who we pick? obviously they have glaring stat differences, but what sort of potential mission interactions are there? are there certain ones where waterboy automatically comes in clutch in order to compensate for his awful stats? will phenomaman accidently injure his partners? i know i saw one where waterboy accidentally injured flambae.
>>724772845I honestly expect the entire hero dispatch company is controlled by Shroud. How else could he escape capture after so long? There are other heros than the Z-team, after all.
>>724772690I would’ve gone with Silk, but then again they’d probably die of starvation due to never leaving the bedroom
>>724772909Everyone shits on Phenomaman and I don't think he has any synergy with anyone. I think at one point he was literally forced out of a job by someone else I sent him with, but that only happened once.
>>724772845>>somehow knows about the super secret mechaman power source that literally only Rob and Shroud / Shroud's goons should know aboutThe astral pulse is not a secret. Robert blatantly states that Shroud might not have killed him because he only wanted the astral pulse in the press conference.Everyone who knows about mecha-man has atleast heard of it and Royd is a tech-specialist who was definatly told to look more into it (if he didnt out of curiosity by himself) because he is supposed to fix the mech.>>724772863i considered it might be because hes gay but they tend to make the cut through the neck in that case
>>724772909In the launch trailer there’s a scene that clearly takes place past episode 4 where we see that Phenomeman has cleaned up and become a Magic The Gathering fan
>>724772953that is him actually quiting that mission on his own due to depression
>>724772827I learned somewhere that it was a common punishment for thieves to have their fingers cut in Middle-Eastern medieval times.
>>724773019Alright Anons, what vidya does Phenomaman play? I'm listening
>>724772909If you send waterboy out immediately with others, he will make a puddle out of stress, warn them about the puddle, then someone still slips on the fucking puddle. Thankfully, Hot Red Demon can heal people she partners with, so the injury isn't that bad. I'm sure he will become super useful with his growing confidence.
>>724772909>are there certain ones where waterboy automatically comes in clutch in order to compensate for his awful stats?Desu the kaiju mission that pops up has an option for waterboy to auto clear it from memory when I played, and I saw that option despite having picked Phenomaman. If you mean an animated segment similar to the invisigal stuff though I can't say for certain, but there is definitely different cutscenes like other anons have said
>>724773072Dwarf fortress
>>724773082>send wounded red demon on a mission with waterboy>she fucking dies>entire day spirals out of control
>>724773072Yakuza. Phenomeman would relate to Kiryu like nobody else.
Why are so many /v/tards playing Reddit: The game?Dont you have any shame?
>>724773121I hope you kept that save because that's hilarious
>>724762575make bad guys wish they were never born
>>724772921SDN is like a subscription service for super heroes. Private company sending out and paying heroes when users ask for help. If Shroud is careful not to step on SDN users' toes, its not their problem, and it's up to the police and independent superheroes (like Robert). Also Shroud has only been out of prison for a few months, it's likely that he's keeping a low profile while he works on whatever machine/mech that we get glimpses of when Robert is attacking his base.
>>724773072Helldivers 2Maybe some FriendSlop games like Repo (if he can gather some people to play with)Deep Rock Galactic
>>724773072Dominions 6HummingbirdPath of AchraLost LifeHighFleetFumika FantasySongs of SyxUnteralterbachCaves of QudPark Toucher Fantasy ver. MAKOCataclysm Dark Days AheadViolated PrincessAurora 4X
>>724773178I didn't I actually rage-quittedI ended the day with like 90% failed calls
>>724773174How would any of us even know what Reddit thinks?We never go there.
>>724773239>Robert Robertson, I believe I have seen "The Bracken" behind you, it would be in out best interest to run towards the ship
>>724773072Wouldn’t it be funny if someone tricked Pman into getting addicted to gacha slop?
>>724772845The bigger twist would be that he's actually just a bro
>>724771187He has the Innsmouth look!
>>724773354>Phenom, where are you?!>sorry, i had to do my daily pulls
>>724773354This seems the most realistic>Roberts Son, this...Egg lady I'm told is quite attractive, and is blonde just like Blond Blazer. I have already spent $200 on her, to show my love
>>724773457>There is a Blonde Blazer SSR Rate up today>Phenom! You've fucking bankrupted us! Stop Whaling goddammit
>>724771712is it good?
>>724773498>robert, i am in an emergency >what is Phenom>i have used up all my credit cards, may I please borrow some of your money? >on what?!>i would prefer not to say
What is "up" my sub-squib-ers, today I am playing with this new virtual game one of my collegues said I should try, before starting I would like to mention him by his civilian name "Robert Robertson", thank you Robert for giving me this virtual game.
>>724762765Fuck you and your constitution
>>724773623How would Pman react to playing Disco Elysium?
>>724772439You can't, and whenever someone claims that voice acting is easy and everyone can do it then just show them any scene with Sonar
>>724773623>Phenomaman becomes addicted to making tutorial videoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXz1JN9SKKM
>>724773695>I feel kinship with this pathetic example of a law enforcer. For I to have suffered loss and feel adrift and without direction>I do not agree with his racism nor his use of illegal and dangerous substances, which are surely lowering both his quality of life and lifespan.
>I believe I have seen Flambae "vent", does this mean Flambae is "sus"?>Oh yeah Phenomaman very sus, what is it Flambae? First you leave the closet and now you enter vents?>Sonar you better shut the fuck up before I incinerate your furry bat ass.>Actually he's completely human there, when not transformed I mean.>We really didn't ask Malevola.
>>724769976>30 yo white man that just announced to the press that he has given up on life>gets a chance to redeem himself if he can turn a bunch of villains into heroesIt's a kinography.
>>724773782it crazy to hear sonar's monotone delivery, then listen to robert's voice actor emote through his voicethe whiplash is insane
>>724773072He says in-game that he plays Magic the Gathering
>Hello Robert Robertson, I've been playing this game called 'Hearts of Iron Four', I've yet to find any hearts or iron in it, but this 'Nazi Germany' country is quite interesting>Is it true they were all Blonde? I wonder Blonde Blazer knows about them
>>724773928It's the difference between voice acting and just reading lines, Charlie has a good voice but he's just reading the lines.
>>724773782Honestly I don't even blame Critical for it, he was probably told to do his monotone voice on purpose
>>724771479That's a glitch. He had Coupe's crime list by mistake. It's since been removed.
>>724771262From what I gathered from a local guy that went to Tibet to study this stuff, there's A LOT of muck hidden deep in your lungs which medicines can't reach, it's probably that CS gas burned away all the muck and curing you for a while. My cousin had a similar problem but he didn't use anything that drastic, the guy recommended him to inhale steam from a mixture of wild herbs to soften the muck and then spend around an hour or two laying on his back with some heavy weights on his chest to force them out, after about two weeks his asthma attacks stopped.
>>724774030If he was told to be monotone during the scene when he gets fired then I wonder what the hell the VA director is doing. Why would you purposely give someone bad instructions
Phenomaman would kill Wrex is Mass Effect
>>724774098lmao look at this dude taking rhino cock powder voodoo seriously
>>724765461>>724765274>turd gen chadbased
Hello Robert Robertson, I have recently tried this popular virtual game named "Sonic the Hedgehog", I still am a bit confused about the premise but it seems to be a Superhero story similar to our lives, however I find myself quite concerned with the strange feelings I have towards the "Rouge the Bat" character, I do not think today I will be able to work together with Sonar while keeping a straight face.
>>724774030why would they tell him to do a bad job on purpose? he's an arrogant bat, not a chill bro
>>724774102I saw a brief clip of him talking about doing the recording. I was surprised he said they had him come to a studio and he spent around 12 hours total doing recording. I honestly would've guessed he just did the recording at home (maybe in a closet like most VAs do who do remote work) and he just shit it out really quick.
>>724774294>spend 12 hours trying to coax an emotion out of charlie beside being a relaxed guyi would pull my hair out
>>724774294A closest can never really replace a professional recording room, and then there is all the other equipment that's standard at a studio that most people don't have at home.
>>724774280Robert Robertson. Please help. My Chao are dying.
If you like this series consider reading the original Uncanny X-Men run from chris claremont
>>724774280>Send Sonar and Phenomaman together in a mission>"Uhhh, Phenomaman? Phenomaman, my guy! I... I don't really like how you're looking at me, is there something wrong?">"Do you happen to have a sibling? Preferably of the female sex.">"Ummm Robert, what's going on? You know what I think I'll sit this one out.">Sonar is returning to base.
>>724774520Damn, that's what I get for picking Waterboy.
>>724774520>Hey uh, Robert. You wouldn't happen to know whose been leaving femboy magazines on my desk, would you? its starting to weird me out. And I don't want to point any fingers, but I think Phenomaman has been checking out my ass and I uh, I'm pretty sure it isn't the cocaine making me paranoid this time.
>>724774514A lot of people who are going to try that for the first time today will get instantly turned off by how the 1970s stuff was written. What they should read is Astro City by Kurt Busiek. It's more modern and much better in line with that Dispatch does.
>>724774634Or top 10 by Alan Moore
>>724774624>I am sorry Robert Robertson, I believed those strange feeling would have eventually disappeared, but I always find myself looking at our bat collegue and I don't know the reason.>1) You're a furry.>2) That's enough internet.>3) What a HR nightmare.
fuck fujos
>>724774757>dog head sargent>he gets slapped because coworker uses her ability to create color based clothing and the sarg is color blind>dudes been looking at his coworker naked the entire time and never said a wordfun comic
>>724774894What are you waiting for?
>>724773239>Flambae, it appears you have failed to Rock and Stone.>I fear you will be unable to return if you do not do so quickly
>>724775256>Sonar, could you explain to me why you keep on performing the ping action on that oversized chunk of golden ore and proclaiming a financial status which is far from appropriate for us?
>>724773239>Robert Robertson, I need you to enter the virtual game, we have a duty to defend Super Earth from the tyrannical alien creatures.>Phenomaman I told you to avoid those gam- huh, wait, you actually like them?>I do enjoy them, I know well not every alien is good just like not all humans are, I also do not really have a problem with fiction, I know this is just a game for fun.>Huh, that's actually really mature Phenomaman
>>724772845I did raise an eyebrow when he suddenly went "Where's the Astral Pulse?" in a serious voice without any accent. But it's not a secret and he was only concerned because he's the tech wiz that'll be repairing the suit. Don't think there's anything to worry about with him.
>>724775608>Robert Robertson, I regret to inform you that your digital simulacrum has died in the line of duty>Phenomaman, what the hell are you talking about>The stand in for you, my best friend, Robert Robertson, was lost in a terror mission, dying bravely to defend against the alien menace, a true soldier of Xcom to the end>Okay?>I am sure you would've done the same. Unfortunately, the Robert Robertson in the video game world had to be put down, because he became infected by an alien parasite.>Well uh, that sucks>I only cried for five hours this time.
I had to endure hours and hours of slop thread but seems like we're finally getting to the good stuff
make a phenomaman thread if you love him so much
>>724772682Wasn't for me. I felt like Phenomaman would only do worse working under Blonde Blazer. Surely, he can get work elsewhere. Waterboy is my boy.
>>724775939For that, you're going down on the ranking board Sonar!
Superhero stories in the past>important life lessons>epic fights between good and evil>great heroes that inspire regular people to seek the best in them>intresting villians that represent the worst aspects of humanity>rich worlds full of powers, secret organizations, and alien planetsSuperhero stories now>SEX >SEX >SEX >SEX >SEX What the hell happend?
>>724776071Right... superhero stories were completely without weird sex shit...
>>724776071Animeification of comicsAnime and manga gave the comic book industry such a huge ass fucking that they've decided to copy many of their tropes
>>724776253It just wasn't a thing...
>>724775784Yea, okay, sure totally not adhoc employee.
>>724776284Only due to anime influence did the innosence leave superhero comics...
>>724763218Any drawbros here up for the challenge?
