>>724770434This cover only exists to be memorable so I guess it worked, but then I see gameplay and it's just some basic bitch shmup and then don't feel like playing it.
I just always had questions about this game. Who is that giant figure in the sky? What's with the human head on spider legs? Why are there naked men carrying a giant bell? Why is there a giant iron ball destroying everything? Why do you need a microphone to play this game?
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>>724770434How do you go from that to Warthunder
>>724770652It's designed to trick children into renting the game. Wonder how successful it were at this?
Still as fucking weird as I remember.
>>724771671Do we get answers or are we doomed to live without answers?
>>724770434I actually bought this piece of shit.
>>724774415How was it?
>>724774415same day 1
>>724774443Couldn't even finish the first level, it sucked so much.
>>724774190The manual explains it all... except the human spider, that will maybe remain a mystery
I'm afraid the game would dissapoint me, because I find this cover so great
>>724774429I played the shit out of this as a kid
>>724770434I remember it because Rie Kugamiya at the peak of the tsundere loli era voiced the MC in the Japanese version but the western release was dub only.
>>724774725I remember wanting it because of Tia, but I never played it.
>>724770434I bought this because of the box art.I couldn't remember if it was good or not. Probably slop.
>>724774820>the western release was dub onlyIt's a western game. The Jap version is the dub.
>>724774820So that's why it managed to get a doujinshi. Also explains why she was drawn as a loli.
>>724775049Not an awful game overall.The environmental design is fucking stellar. Levels in this game LOOK like the concept art.
>>724775049Who?
>>724774940That it explains why the art style is so ugly.
>>724773960Jesus, this zapped me back to the past and also made me remember smash tv for whatever reason.
Never played it but I remember seeing it on some gaming magazine and it awoke something inside me,look at this smug blue hair bitch,she knows she is hot shit
>>724775049ironicHot women are always kino covers
Must be some sort of Zelda rip-off.
>>724770434I bought TLOZ: Oracle of Ages just because of DinIts not that she's overly sexy, or any such nonsense, but I just love her character.
Remember nutting on the case and laughing when I traded it in a year later
>>724777631I played it because I had a modded Xbox. Terrible story and voice acting, and half the game was a dumb FPS.
>>724778340As a kid I thought it would be something like Dark Cloud gameplay wise.Soulfoul game nonetheless
>>724778712Is "soul" literally a synonym for shit and jank? That's all I ever see it used for.>this game crashes if you alter the audio device in the main menu>"LVDOKINO SOVL"
I liked the way it sucked
>>724781187I had it for NES, and I just liked jousting and using the catapult.
>>724778795It's just a vague term,I just like the art style that takes me back to better days when sky was actually blue and the sun bright,I speak for myself
>>724770434Spellforce was quite eyecatching.I think I played through the campaign once and that was it.
>>724773969This fucking trash ass game holy fuck.This will be forever the worst fighting game i've ever played. I felt so much regret when i spent $15 at the pawn shop for it...
>>724784928One of these is not like the other
>>724770434I've never played it (or any of the Myth games) but I've heard good things and the box art always interested me.
>>724771671>Obama
>>724785126I remember seeing it at the local video store and considering renting it, then never did.
>>724774429Two hambuhguhs and a whammy bar
>>724774940It’s a Russian game actually. Looked into it awhile back, seems like some indie thing originally sold locally that managed to get picked up for wide release/localization somehow.When I was younger I was off-put by its jank but after messing around with trying to do game stuff on my own I found some new appreciation of it and managed to play a lot more (still never finished though. Had to start over after finding out you get a bad ending if you buy a certain ability)
>>724773960
>>724787165Holy shit that's a memory flashbang
>>724771671This game kicks ass. The guy in the sky is (You).You use the microphone to boss around puny mortals.It’s a weird RTS pinball game. The giant ball in the background is a pinball.
>>724774014through this
>>724787409>>724774014"sex sells right?"nope"surely it will sell this time"nope"tank and airplane porn"soldIt's that easy
>>724787069Your not missing much. Honestly i remember hating jay for some reason.
>>724787646Blades of time is actually pretty cool though
>>724775049https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_JFIS0ga5o
>>724777981i remember loving the game when i played it 16 years ago
>>724787646>"sex sells right?">nopeClearly it does, given how many gooner retards there are in this thread who admit to buying games because they saw a sliver of tit skin on the cover. These are the modern day gacha player.
>>724787409This game is pretty good, you rewind time to create clones of yourself so you can fight a horde of monsters all at once.
>>724770434What is this game even about?
>>724777497If only NES games were have as good as the cover art they had back then. Jesus.
>>724774014>Gaijin Entertainment.
>>724787409>>724770434As a teen I wanted to play these so bad. Of course my christian mom was never going to get it for me. But now I mostly porn games anyways...
>>724770434Yeah I don't know what x blades is but I did play this game.
>>724787409This game was actually super cool with the time rewind thing
>>724782794This game was actually very cool if you learned how to use the air techniques
>>724770434??? This actually was by ubishit? Seriously?
>>724795490Just a publisher. You need to start learning who made a game and who put it up for sale in a region.
>>724792789I have met more people with 1280x1024 Magna Carta I & II wallpapers than people who actually played the games.
>>724787646Having over 1000 reviews on steam is actually one proof of it selling very well, especially when it's low budget title like that. In comparison you can look up dustborn and see how many reviews it got, even if they're positive (aka manufactured shill opinion)
>>724795560I know it's publisher you double nigger but can you see ubishit publish games like this in 2025 honestly?
>>724795797Fuck you bitch, if you knew so much your original post wouldn't exist
>>724789761Twitter (formerly: Twitter) Blades.>>724770434I only remember it because it was advertised on PSN at the same time that one cross-over Nippon Ichi game had Disgaea and a few other characters in it (Cross Edge).
>>724792789How was the pc version? I saw it at the pirate site I frequented but never got to download it
>>724774684well you're in luck because it's literally unironically the best game ever madenothing else comes even close>t. i have over 60k hours in it
>>724795861Your fault for being a presumptuous smartass, dumdum.
>>724795898There's a PC version?
>>724795797it was literally a different time. wanna hear something crazy? ubisoft actually made somewhat decent games at one point
>>724775049the cosmic irony of a game with the most forgettable gameplay story and combat imaginable has the title 'Remember Me' will never be not funny
>>724795979You fault for being a stupid nigger who can't read. Fuck you and all your future postsNIGGER
>>724771671Thanks, Odama...
>>724771671>>724787286>RTS Rock of Ages before Rock of AgesSounds fun
>>724795664The wallpaper of every weeb in the eraly 2000s.
>bought it on release>played for 15 minutes>never played againah, tale as old as timeanyone actually know if it's any good?
>>724774014>tfwywnb a long haired beautiful anime, with her pistol blades
>>724770434I actually reminded myself about this game some time ago and played it for the first time this year. It's pretty charming point'n'click game.
>>724773894Is it that Jurassic Park game where you can look down and see tits?
A friend of mine basically played nothing but shovelware or niche unpopular titles, as long as the cover had a cute girl. Very rarely he would hit gold, but in the end he had a huge collection of trash.
>>724796452Thats Trespasser.You're forgiven for confusing it though it's an equally shitty title.
>>724795824>The only Steambot Chronicles sequel we will ever get.We're in the worst universe and this is proof.
>weeb 3rd person MOVEMENT focused action game with tons of "tricks" to pull off>made by BUNGIE>published by ROCKSTAR>plays like absolute ASSI still to this day don't know what they were thinking.Also when I bought it back in 2001 I didn't even realise it was a game at first, I thought it was one of those shitty softcore porn anime DVDs like Agent Aika or Najica Blitz Tactics because it was lying in the bin with all of them, so I just grabbed a bunch to jack off.So you can imagine my surprise when I put it into my ps2 with my dick out in my hand expecting the video to start playing and was greeted with a game title screen.
>>724770434How about games you only remember because of a screenshot or a promotional art? Pic related for some reason lingers in my brain even since I first saw it back 25 years ago.
>>724795951Bait needs to be believable senpai
>>724796580Did the dude also buy every single graphix card in the 2000s?
ITT: game covers you fapped to (nothing wrong with that btw) anyway for me it was shadow hearts, actually good game too
I spent far too many hours playing this piece of shit.
>>724797059not bait, real truth
>>724797084they're still trying to give away copies of far cry with GPUs lul
>>724797085I didn't fap to the cover but in the actual game you can rotate her model around. Ropes were shot that day.
>>724797032I’ve never played thousand arms, but it’s a pretty well known and well liked game, isn’t it?
>>724774443Think it lacked a lock-on or maybe it didn't have combos, it was lacking a normal staple of hack n slash games from what I recall
>>724797110Numbers don't add up, champ; that's 20.5 years worth of 8 hour days Last (you) you're gonna get, spend it well
>>724796232Is kinda janky but is a decent game.
>>724796232Just a typical euro RPG. Run between talking heads doing fetch quests for 20 hours before the game just decides to end. Whether it's The Ascent, Greedfall, Technomancer, they're all just kinda that.
>>724797423okay well it's 50k+ alright, i just rounded upi'm a neet and i've been playing it every day since it came out and consuming content of it when i'm not (mike kob aka milk koba nowadays my goat, if you know you know)
>>724796232>any goodIt's good German jank, I finished it 2 times, it's also on the shorter side.>>724797085>good gameonly in the gameplay department, everything else sucks compared to the first Shadow Hearts and Koudelka
>>724797543>>724797573>>724797617ah i see, well that's a bit unfortunate it doesn't sound all that interesting
>>724796879>anon confuses oni with bin porn... Kek? Idk how to react.
>>72479612110 years ago was a different time?>>724796169Nigger you b mad y u mad tho
>>724797329It's unique in the PS1 era to have harem and dating sim elements in your game.Battle system is so slow and boring it completely kills any good the game does.
>>724797702But like for comparison sake, this is what it was laying next to.How was I supposed to know?Look at this and then back at that >>724796879
>>724777852She is pretty sexy though
>>724796879Didn't she wear a bit less in PC version?
>>724796879>>724797876holy shit
>>724796232What's the stat twilight?
>>724797737Likely the biggest example of the thread. No one would remember this game if not for the coverart.
>>724795490Chinese gacha and coomerslop is just asians making games the west was churning out decades before them. Mind you the average chinese in 2008 was basically a 19th century factory worker.
>>724796879The best Character-Action game made by a non-Japanese developer and I mean that as a big compliment.
>>724797085Not a game cover, but when I was a teenager I remember being at my local GameCrazy and for whatever reason the guy at the register gave me a free artbook for Suikoden IV, even though I told him I didn't own the game...It went to good use though, I spanked it to this concept art of a freckled tomboy a bunch.
>>724796580Sounds like a motto to live by in 2025 where 99% of popular title is woke and unoptimized trash
Bullet Witch
>half of those make you wtf, and other half wants to give you a bonerbet games were shit though.
>>724798050Sometimes it was the fishlady though.
>>724798135Is this North Korean game? What's up with that artstyle.
>>724797929Eh, not really?Maybe a little bit?
>>724798137man it's a shame this game is trash.
>>724797737
>>724798264nta but I remember promo art where her suit was all torn up
I will never forget or forgive.
>>724798137>Game has tempting DLC costume
>>724798435Hmm could be just for the promo art or wallpaper or smth.
>>724770434This game is amazing and cheesy and I want a spiritual successor that also has a gyaru MC.Blades of Time was dogshit.
>>724798137>>724798387Is it trash? Gameplay in jewtube looks fun imo
>>724797602There are roughly 7000 days between the game's release date and today. That would be 168000 hours. You said you have over 50k hours. That means you've spent 8 hours every single fucking day for the past 18 years playing the same PS2 game.Frankly, you should come up with a better lie, 5k hours would at least be believable for an autist.
Cool cover, dogshit game.
>>724789761Sexy gyaru full of herself is a treasure hunter that goes into super evil ruins and gets magic STDs from a super ancient artefact.Spends the game fighting through the ruins to get the cure, befriends a twink also searching the ruins that can help cure her, and depending on if you embrace the STD or not changes if you get to cure your STD and not kill him or if you save yourself and get twink dick.
>>724774014>the long-haired beautiful animelol
>>724792789the proportions or perspective on this woman are insane. I thought her lower half belonged to someone else at first.
>>724798629Is a fun short game, like many of the games posted here. When you learn to enjoy non-spectacular decent games, video games as a whole become a way better medium of entertaintment
>>724797893Oh without a doubt
>>724797797 You cast the first stone so fuck you nigger. Hostile till the end of the thread or you de aggro>>724796232Both this and velvet assasin sucked but at least this game had a decent gimmick to it. Velvet assasin was just wish.com splinter cell
>>724798050>frecklesBased.
>>724797380It had a lock on. The problem was this game literally locked you into a bad ending if you used a SINGLE skill from one tree. Also everything felt damage spongy if you didn't use specific skills. It was kinda shit and hits lacked impact till you learned the shit tree
>>724777812The funnest thing is that it plays nothing like Zelda. The main hero doesn't even look like Link despite the green hat. I don't why who thought this cover would be a good idea.
>>724789745>>724795368All rite, I'm sold, adding it to my wishlist
>>724774310>>724777598Love the times everyone was trying to make platformers edgy. It was innocent time.
>>724781187>>724783070>knight simulatorIs it any good? Sounds cool.
>>724801630>16 megans of powerHoly shit.
>>724801628The Amiga version helped put the Amiga 500 on the map. It still looks awesome, but it's pretty much just a collection of minigames.You've seen everything in a single playthrough that'll take you about an hour.
>>724777497>no mindless blondes spinning your wheelswhat does this boomer text mean?
>>724802154It's making fun of the Wheel of Fortune game show.
>>724802038Shame. Absolute kino idea for a game.
>>724802154>he doesn't have wheelsCan you even call yourself a man?
Very attention grabbing.
>>724802371Pink Orchid, Pat.
>>724798648>he gave him another (You)lmao
>>724802806played on hard, got to first boss and it was legit harder than most souls bosses. I was very impressed.
>>724800269Is Spellforce any good? I see is actually a series with multiple entries
>>724806361>harder than most souls bossesI thought it was a stealth game
>>724806548From what i played the first assisination gets foiled or you get found out or noticed and you have to fight boss directly. The whole scene was cool. i rememeber getting almost instantly killed by boss and retrying for a solid hour or more till learning the rope mechanics and other shit helped. i actually felt intimidated and thought this was a sign i should lower difficulty, but it would require restarting from beginning.
>>724774310Oh FML, here come the flashbacks from the memoryholed stuff.Straight out of uni, first job working in the videogames section of an hypermarket, and every day having to sort the clearance aisle, having to see this shit that no one would buy no matter how many times they slashed the prices. The only thing worse than this was the Ubi Soft shelf with all the games with titles ending in Z.
>>724798493based
>>724774684Made by the devs that made Viewtiful Joe and Okami. Play it.
>>724774383Have you ever imagined that the plot and gameplay would be this?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ujtfjF9dsKM
>>724795479Gun Valkyrie was one of those games that basically turned into an entirely different genre once you get good at it. It's nutso.
tfw i replayed these so many times i have this many hours in each, and that's wihtout counting the time on PS3 and when i first pirated them on PC
>>724798493it looks like some silent hill cover
>>724774684Play it faggot, is great.
>>724806428It's rather rts then rpg. Disliked the game and dropped it. One of like 5 games I dropped in 8 years.
>>724770434I actually have the spiritual successor of this game, Blades of Time, it's not actually that bad of a game, at least not compared to the ps2 tier game X-blades is, but it's nothing to brag about. I'd say it's a decent hack and slash with very middling puzzles and less than average voice acting. But at least there IS voice acting.
>>724798805Having been lured in by so many LJN games, it's why I liked AGVN so much. Nothing like having an entire weekend ruined because you rented their crap and now you're stuck with an unplayable mess.
>>724798648you fool
>>724798050>She's like the second-to-last character you can get>The game just hands her to you>She turns out to be a second-tier mage (same as fucking Viki, so that's pretty damn good) and top-tier dodgetank (rivaled only by Mizuki)It's just so weird that she's of no consequence, but so damn good.
>>724812115>>724798493No it looks like some generic american cover with angryman protagonist and faces floating everywhere.EU cover mogs as usualhttps://www.timeextension.com/features/flashback-the-story-behind-icos-terrible-north-american-box-art
>>7247970329/10 solid game
russian cover box for sacred
>>724815434
I remember visiting my brothers house when I was young and seeing this by his XBox
Boobs.
>>724777981>>724792789Isn't that guy who drew that the illustrator for Nikke now.
>>724796879Oni is rad. Once you know how to play it, shit is kino. Also has my favorite Bungie soundtrack after Destiny 1.
>>724816932>Isn't that guy who drew that the illustrator for Nikke now.is the fucking director of stellar blade
>>724816932yes
>>724816932>>724817710more than that. he started the studio.
>>724770434this one
>>724817789That reminded me of this one.
>>724818190I remember watching some gameplay vids on yt from this game, but never got to try it out.
>>724773894Forsaken is a good 6DOF shooter>>724796608>though it's an equally shitty title.The fuck are you talking about it being a shitty title? in my view it's as much as a classic as Descent was.
>>724806361Same, that guy filtered me ass and the xbox clunky ness makes it 1000 times worse
>>724770434Can't remember anything but there was a dreamcast one too.
>>724797573As opposed to JRPGs where you... do the exact same thing but don't even have actual combat, just a dvd menu?
>>724819231it's brutally generic and the graphics are too old for it be anywhere as sexy as the moviestandard third person shoot/slash affairmusic is good
>>724800063I remember there being an unfortunate trend where a lot of Playstation-exclusives would be marketed as a "Zelda Killer" despite having nothing in common with Zelda, and the comparison not doing the game in question any favors. Brave Fencer Musashi got it pretty bad.
>>724799697Grow a pair and stop whining like a lil bitch already you sound like legit autist.
>>724816101Hard to believe this was made by western simps ten years ago.
>>724796384An absolutely amazing game. I wonder if I can emulate it
>>724817785>>724817710>>724817717>>724816932Also he is Korean, not like an easy road to make successful business in Japan and China being a Korean
>>724773969Whoa, this game has 32 Megans!
>>724824893>2005>ten years agoanon I...
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