How do I get good and make crazy wands that won't just result in killing myself? I usually end up dying on the snow zone.
>>724771558Notia porn? really? dude you could have just started the thread normaly, you know that?
>>724771620You're like those faggot redditors who cry when a piece of fanart is posted and the character's tits are 1" bigger than normal. It's fucking censored. Die.
>>724771620If you have so little self control that a pair of black tits makes you feel uncomfortable, you should unironically kill yourself or leave. Either will make this board substantially better without your whining.
>>724771558Do you spend as much time as possible in each zone to maximize resources? Do you know how to spell wrap?
you faggots ruin all boards with porn. b wasn't enough. you have to go in every fucking board to post whatever sexual fetish picture threads 24/7
>>724771672>It's fucking censoredSomeone should fix that
>>724771672>>724771691>i must start this genuine discussion about this videogame i like with porn because... I JUST MUST DO IT OK?!?! GOD!! WHAT ARE YOU?!? A PRUDE?!?
>>724771620That's not porn, ecchi at most.
>>724771804There's literally nothing stopping you from talking about Noita, but you choose to complain instead.
>>724771691That's a good pic. Got me blowing air out of my nose, got any more?
>>724771804Do you realise that this bitching about porn is far more disruptive to the discussion than the image itself?
>>724771859Of edits of that deep sea diving sign? Sadly no.
>>724771870>>724771858>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! how are you point out how obnoxious my unhealthy obsession with porn is?!?!? what do you mean being aroused 24/7 and posting pornography everywhere everychance i get isn't normal?!?!? i must be fully aroused everytime i talk about any topic i like!! specially videogames that have no sexual themes whatsoever in them!!! those make me my tiny pepee the HARDEST!
>>724771776>spell wrapKind of, I get it's about how you start and end your spells but then i see stuff like using light as part of it can have crazy effects. Also surprised me using some art I got from another thread got such a reaction from that guy.
>>724772121I think he's just trying to reverse psychology you into posting more, desu. Just ignore the guy
>>724771776If you mean>do you know how to make a machine gunThen yes. I usually spend time in the mines since you can find actually decent spells down there. Once I have a decent machine gun, I head down to Hiisi base and then try to start making my way back up before I hit the jungle, then I try to kill the alchemist. After that, I hit the fungal caverns and then look for a healing spell so I can make a healing wand, then I fuck off to either left or right parallel worlds.
>>724771808i've probably spilled a gallon of seed to this artist alone
>>724771620you dumb bitch, do you even know what the thirty-fourth rule is?
>>724771558source?
>>724771558>How do I get good and make crazy wands that won't just result in killing myself? I usually end up dying on the snow zone.by playing the game and learning
>>724771672degenerate faggotwe just want a nice normal thread that doesn't instantly devolve into a hundred shitty "fanart" coomer pics being sharedgo to a fucking red board you dumb ape
>>724771558Man I love mystery bitches.
Virtue signalling neopuritans (closeted troons) are more annoying than coomers.
>>724772998But this is my thread and I wanted tips on the game as well as Minä art.
>>724773246post the sauce for op then
>noita apparently has r34The fuck
>>724773387do you even know what the rule is?>if it exists, there is porn of it. NO EXCEPTIONS.does noita exist? yes. so, as the rule states, there is porn of it.
>>724772117uh oh melty
>>724771620>all those brown subhumans seething in the repliesKek
>>724774657>you like beautiful things?>NOOO YOU MUST BE A STINKY POOPOO NIGGER THAT HATES BEAUTY!!!
>>724773246>someone saved my shop from years agobased
>>724771558>>724771808>>724771858>>724772121>>724772254>>724772396>>724772948Ah, Minä with boobs and curves... really takes me back to the early days of Noita
>>724774807wwhere beuty?
>you have angered the gods as soon as I got to the first temple Oh fuck you game, I didn't even see any worm tunnels about.
>>724771558plasma cutter with any homingpreferably with a trigger/timer spell in front of itkills every enemy quickly
>>724774430It's fucked up that you can't just kick them anymore.
>>724776241
>Hey check out how hard I can bomb
>>724771804I didn't know Mormons had internet access
>>724776487lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLf7qutsgBU
>>724776487
>>724776709
>farthest I've made it is underground jungleThis is bullshit. You have to cheat at this game.
>>724776845For me it was getting lucky with electricity immunity, water breathing, and getting a water fill and lightning bolt spell.
>>724776487why didnt the bombs blow you up too
>>724776914Because I take my vitamins.
>>724776845outside of wand builds and perks there are many things that you can do to help you beat the gamealways carry water with you, if you are soaked you can't catch on fire and water will remove toxic etcyou can turn toxic pools into water by pouring some water in and shooting to mix itconcentrated mana melts metal wallsyou can turn a big pool of water into concentrated mana by pouring some inthe hiisi base always has a spell shop on one side near the topalways pick up broken wands you can fix them and turn them into useable ones (with spells) at the repair room in the bottom right of the hiisi base, just throw them in the roomthere's also the tablet cheese, but I never use it personally
>>724777039good boy
>>724773246>>724775359>"Minä"Oh its like Nautim Portant in Hatred with the Noita noita's name?
>>724777698
>>724777787Minä can mean both witch and wizard in finnish, and it sounds like a girl's name so yeah fuck it the player character is a girl.
>>724777915Minä means me in finnish
>>724771620What if he knew that?Don't say "you could have" when you mean "I think you should have".
>>724777915No, minä is just the personal pronoun "I".
>>724777787noita noita doesn't have a name
>>724777915Noita means witch, minä means me or I.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1eJFHbxCaI&pp=ygURbm9pdGEncyB1bHRpbWF0dW3SBwkJAwoBhyohjO8%3D
>>724778381Undoubtedly the greatest Noita video ever made
>>724778480i think >>724776605 is better.
>>724776845The easy mode is a trigger spell + homing + as much plasma as you can find.It will absolutely fuck up anything it hits, and from there you just have to avoid getting swarmed or shooting it near a wall and having the spell home in on something behind you.
noita needs more fat fag shit
>>724771558>How do I get good and make crazy wands that won't just result in killing myself?I finished the game and probably 99%'d it (I'm not gonna sit there and hunt every single fucking spell down even though I probably have almost all of them unlocked), and I never built any wands outside of basic "I put this spell so I can dig better or this so I can kill this nigger spider that's immune to everything else" and I never bothered to learn more than "More Mana" is nice to have and Black Hole + Fast Projectile = good and don't use Instant Death Spells without delay cast.Nothing in the game requires you to build death wands outside of 31 orbs 3 Eyes, who you have no reason to fight since we can't even get the Amulet of Yonder without exploiting.The only other challenging boss is Connoisseur and you can just cheese him with two emerald tablets.
>>724778861Have fun with swappers.
>>724776845save scumming isnt as difficult as you think
>>724778861>+ as much plasma as you can find.I wouldn't recommend using more than 2it will kill everything fast enoughadding more will just make you kill yourself when you inevitably hit yourself with it
>>724771558This looks like the typical character a based drawfag would've drawn OC of with massive tits and curves. Am I right?
>>724779174I mean, the in-game model is a stick figure with a robe, and sometimes a crown and amulet. Not really a lot to go on.
>>724779470Works for me.
>>724779556
>>724779556>>724779625
>>724779470Thankfully there are mods to fix her body:https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2826664568https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3165137937
>>724779174>>724779470
>>724779816Not everything needs to be porn you know
>>724780102Gooners do in fact not know
>>724780102
Opinion on these fish? Based on your answer I'll know if you a real Noita player.
>>724780641I always just throw a dynamite/bomb in their pond floor 1.Or I evaporate/drink all their water then eat them all.
>>724780641Neat that they represent the highest orbs of knowledge you've beaten the game withNow stand still, I need to test my new wand
>>724780641>pours one pixel of concentrated mana
>>724780806>>724780923>>724781005Damn, you guys are all real Minäs.
>>724781086
>>724780923I love when games do hidden shit like that!Any more examples of this?The only other thing I roughly recall is that amount of visible stars in the sky is equal to your deaths.
>>724780641>leave them alone>slaughter them for 100 liters of bloodOne of those.
>>724781171The bones file is a short list of wands you owned when you died on specific floors of the dungeonIf a Ghost ever spawns, it pulls one of the wands from that floor to try and kill you with
>>724781214>leave them alone
>>724774807>I fucking love porn and jacking off and rubbing my big fat gut snortyou faggots are hopeless
>>724781837
>>724781318That's not really a... super-secret mechanic.Bones files (and the subsequent ghost appearance) is a thing they pulled from nethack's (and some other classic ASCII-ass roguelikes) playbook.Though nethack saves the entirety of the level that you died in, and randomly swaps it in. You even get to loot almost all of your old stuff, most of which will be cursed.
is there a way to cheat/unlock nightmare right away. i beat it on a different computer and just want to go straight to that mode
>>724782357can't you just copy the save folder
>>724782357Can't you just beat the game again? Takes 15 minutes
>>724779142bad for your SSD tho, every save in noita is like 30,000 files
>>724776421wtf? I don't believe you
>>724776905>*yoink*
>>724771558Add a bunch of drill spells with a trigger before it since each one reduces cast time usually down to 0
>>724781829Why would you spend time on some fish? I'm on my way to Fungal Grotto already
>>724779171Yeah, 2 plasma crosses (+Plasma Beam Orbit if you're feeling really devilish) will be enough for everything in the game, until parallell worlds.And NEVER use any homing other than Short-range Homing or Projectile Area Teleport.
>>724783669Outskilled.
>>724783669Pure kino.
>>724783808Palsma is fun but more dangerous than propane.
>>724772117>jimmies this rustledUh-oh.Sounds like someone is a self hating masturbation addict.
>>724780149Is that Mike?
>>724778861for me it's homing piercing Prickly Spore Pod
homebringer bolt + chainsaw my beloved...
>>724779816Wtf I'm buying the game now>>724780102Stfu fag
>enter jungle>see heart mage>we're about to see what's called a clever use of game mechanics move
>>724784035https://x.com/baalbuddy/status/1390266726500212738
>hear blomp from offscreen>hiisi fireball arcs perfectly to where you were moving despite you not traveling in a straight line
So what do you do outside of winning the game
>>724783980Not too much of a problem since I only ever put it on my wand 2 "nuke" slot, never on the wand 1 spam one.
>>724784463die to carelessness
>>724784495And then I forgor what wand I had equipped, tried digging out and killed myself
>>724784125jesus...>>724784567>no panicked teleport out of thereJESUS
>>724784463Fuck around, sometimes find out, sometimes crash the game.
>>724779816do they have mods to make the player model visually reflect the different stages of satiety
I WILL pick up every sawblade spell I come across and I WILL use it without any regards for my personal safety.
>>724784463Without getting into spoilers territory, there's a lot of shit to unlock (mostly powerful spells but there's more than that), multiple endings, many hidden areas, wandcrafting autism, filling out 'achievement' columns by doing various feats, optional bosses to kill, a challenge area known as 'tower'.And then there are mods...
>>724784751there is https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2879330683but its dead in the water, at least it (probably) still works.
Noita veteran here, the most important thing to get good at this game is to learn to peek over a dark zone which you have no information of. Most people can't explore an entire area because they receive chip damage several times, mostly because they carelessly entered a zone with no information of the enemies in it. This game makes you go downwards because you're more vulnerable by going down, so when I was learning how to make wands I always explored each area like pic related.You can learn all secrets and wand mechanics you want, but they're useless if you can't fully explore the snowy depths for spells and wands, only because machineguns and hiisi snipers ate your health bit by bit.>>724784463Have fun by lowering your fps to 0.01 on a high-end pc
>at hiisi base>come across one of those enemies that teleport other enemies near you>no big deal>teleports a wand holding hiisi out of nowhere >wand hiisi immediately casts earthquake
The game never let's me have my favourite wand combo of bouncing burst, heavy shot, rotate towards and accelerate.
>>724785089in a recent run I realised I had everything I needed for a homing slime wand and promptly killed myself
>>724785089The game always lets me have my favourite combo of kicking and throwing shit
>>724784930>This game makes you go downwards because you're more vulnerable by going downI'd say it's dangerous but manageable. Going UPWARDS is "here be dragons" territory and something I avoid at all costs.
>>724785291Going upwards is normally safer because bullets can knock you downwards, and if you already cleared a zone downwards, then you won't fall to the unknown. Also escaping a bad situation by falling is quicker than flying. As a bonus, but only doing it when you're a noob, if you hug the walls you normally have to worry about less fronts.
>>724785291>webmskill issue
>>724785737All things fall. Enemies, barrels, propane tanks, lava, acid, polymorphine.Most of those they don't really go up very fast.
>>724771558is there an uncensored version of this
>>724783808>And NEVER use any homing other than Short-range Homingwormhole lmaoits been a while, i should boot up the game to do this again
>>724777039https://youtu.be/FSHq5I8I0Wk
>>724780641I like them cause they draw steve's aggro while i get behind a statue to throw at him
>>724783808Rotate Towards is better than standard homing in some cases.Homing will cause a projectile to change velocity, rotate towards will not.When using an accelerating Bounce Ball Or Sawblade with Projectile damage mods wand, rotate towards will keep increasing momentum while homing will make it stop
>>724781837>rubbing my big fat gut snortsuspiciously specific
>>724784890Thank you anon, I'll give it a go.
>>724781005can you still murder that giant fish boss this way>mfw iron stomach and drinking the ENTIRE LACK OF MANA12390241904530129 billion seconds of mana overcharge lmao
>>724782481that pc is literally on the other side of the world>>724782549thats 15 minutes i could spend shitposting here
someone host a lobby so I don't have to
>>724784930>>724785737"veteran" more like retard
>>724787458Why?
>>724771558experiment and tinker with spell orders, it matters a ton. as far as killing yourself, if you're unsure what it ACTUALLY does then cast it by itself in a safe area on a wand that has no spell mod. lightening bolt on a high MP spell with low cast/recharge times will also take you very far. just remember to not have it equipped when you're in a pool of liquid. >>724771804you'll never get promoted with that attitude, anon.
>Have a good run going, picked up a bunch of hearts and got some good spells for when I get to the mountain>I'm at 30 health but I want to see what that wand is over there
You DO pick it every time, right? You're not a pussy, are you?
>>724777915pristine bait, you deserve you're (you)'s
>>724786931...are you talking about the fucking ocean?
>>724782640Number of files means jack shit, it's amount of data written
Whats your favorite spell combo /v/?
>>724789835Mist + Damage + HomingIt kills a lot of things and is safe most of the timePropane + LarpaBecause Chaos
>>724788978the lake on the left side of the world? with the fish monster like halfway down? not an ocean, its a lake. but yeah. you can turn that entire fucking thing into mana with enough time, but its easier to just swim down if you have unlimited breath and just leave a few drops around its spawn point, and when it spawns if instantly dies because its "not in water".honestly i just dug a gap so i could just leave a weight on the down key and just left the computer for a few hours and got like 6 hours of mana build up and called it day, it would probably take weeks to drink it all
>>724789835Matter Eater + any physical object affected by gravity, like Rock or Deer
>>724789835Tau, Div10, Div4, Div2, Add Trigger, all the modifiers, invalid projectile, fun projectiles, Spell Duplication, Wand Refresh.Or just a shit ton of spark bolts in as a shotgun.
>>724789835piercing sparkbolt w/ trigger chaos larpa homing flock of ducks
>>724790004>bwaaahhhh buck is gonna kick my ass when he sees this
>>724789835Black Hole + Faster projectile
Anyone for coop?
co-op lobbye0gf00bd00awe0gf00bd00awe0gf00bd00awe0gf00bd00awi'll post the copypasta in a minute
>What is this?Noita, but with online co-op.>Where do I get the game?https://mega.nz/file/aJAlxYiA#DeIF_1S7Ol3ssSA92o7JREljqsRyXoVhowpkBuVODBQhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/881100/Noita/https://www.gog.com/en/game/noita>Mod github:https://github.com/IntQuant/noita_entangled_worlds>FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS1. INSTALL NOITAYou still need Steam running to join online.2. INSTALL THE MOD3. CONNECT TO LOBBY USING CODE4. START NOITA FROM THE MOD CLIENT5. CHECK YOUR MODLIST AND DISABLE ALL MODS EXCEPT ENTANGLED WORLDS6. LAUNCH NEW GAME TO CONNECT TO LOBBY FROM NOITAIf you disconnect in a lobby you can use the Continue option to reconnect without losing anything.>IMPORTANT KEYBINDSENTER = Text chatT = Proximity voice chat, = Spectate previous player (can be used even when still alive). = Spectate next player (can be used even when still alive)Spectating while dead grants living players a shield./ = Return camera to selfMiddle Mouse Button = Place markers for other players to see.>I CAN'T JOINYou fucked up.
>>724790290
if you're joining for the first time make sure to enable this setting for poorfags
>>724784125>Extra Potion CapacityI don't remember this perk, is it from a mod anon? I'd like to try it.
>>7247908382 Miggäs
>>724771558>>724771808>>724771858>>724772121>>724772396cute plapwiz
I'm just saying if I knew magic irl I wouldn't be nice about how I used it
>>724791350Brother I would've probably already destroyed half the world just tinkering with magic combinations
>>724790005Why not just drop a Kiuaskivi in it instead?
Of all games how is the pixel art wizard game having the weirdest fucking thread Guys my God run made me kinda lose interest what's up with that? I worked so hard for it. Now I just wanna get bodied in hisii base again
>>724789835
>>724790984god damn it, bobby
>>724776845My first win I just dug straight down past everything and got lucky on kolmi. You can get gud tho.
>>724790005I think you've got some old knowledge.
>>724772396
>>724790972i firmly believe this is the opposite of what Noita is aboutbut have fun anons
>>724791145?That's vanilla
>>724792772vanilla noita is obviously the best experience but you play long enough and you start trying some weird mods to spiced things up.speaking of has anyone else played fair mod? I can't get past hiisi base
>>724784890>>724786848It still seems to work but it seems to be more of a general WG mod than tied to satiety - your mina does get thicker, but it's based on sugar consumption (a separate material) rather than how much you eat in general.Still, thank you for letting me know about it.
>>724792785well fuck, weird, never seen it before and was sure I had seen 'em all, I've got like 500 hours. Thanks anon.
>>724792772Maybe but I'm quite often on hand for one of my friends when he plays because he's never fully grasped wand craftingDude has done 33 orb runs and made the sun, but always forgets how to wand good
>>724791145It's a removed perk, no longer in current version.
>>724789835Mist wand, but my favorite early spell is Pollen. Any recommendations on fun wands to make with the animal spells? I was finally able to do the fish quest.
>>7247908383 Miggäs
>>724793227Infinite Ducks is a fucking TERRIBLE AWESOME idea
>>724771672this, im so tired of whiny abrahamics. kill em all
>>724793097900+ hours here, done pretty much 75% of what the game has to offer: I don't give a shit about wand crafting, I honestly find it a bit boring? I just wanna explore and find cool stuff.Starter wand with Chain Bolt takes me to the Jungle.
>>724789835Black Hole+Linear ArcHaving BHs fly everywhere and make a mess of the scenery is pic related
hmmm
>>724794658No way this bitch can levitate an inch off the ground.
>>724794859you know how many calories is in crude oil? massive gains, its only outclassed by uranium and gorilla chow
>>724794859
>>724795110
>>724790069>filename
>>724794947flies like a brickMight swap model, the mod doesn't do what I actually want it to do.Wonder if I could be bothered to make a mod that did what I want (makes mina bigger the more satiated she is up to exploding)
>>724795138
SERIOUSLY dude??? noita porn??? you had to start the thread off with big wizard tit porn??? heh, I could never imagine posting a thread with HUGE MILKERS ON PURPLE WIZARDS hahaha degenerate op hehe don't post more tittywizards
>>724795579
>someone complained about sexy noitas
>>724792763>trying to kill that nigger with Spark BoltsMust've taken 10 mins?
>>724771558>>724788978>no sources found via reverse image searchthis sucks
>>724771558>Get goodYou just keep playing, reflexes is most of the game. Once you know how to avoid damage consistently, you'll find more opportunities for wands and spells>Crazy wandsAh, that's>Without killing myselfYou stop using spells with self damage? Though most of the time, the crazier the spell, the more potential for self harm comes with it. No matter what, always remember that. That said, you can have a wand that deals thousands of damage with only four slots.
>>7247908384 Miggäs
>>724795959>Larpa
They should give Mina huge tits and ass and make it a H-game where the enemies can fuck her. Fuck's sake I'm already fucking hard just thinking about it.
>>724797473
>>724795191on second thoughts, I'll keep it since I like this middle one
IM GONNA SHRROOOOOM
Are there any mods that make the game easier? It's not exactly fun trying to understand the "mechanics" in this game.
>>724798304If you don't like understanding the game, then it is not for youThe whole point is to gain knowledge and put it to use
>>724798417Shut the fuck up faggot
>>724798485>>724798417>>724798304I just cheat in whatever I want and shoot stuff. I'm not smart enough to do all of the hunting for shit and secrets
>>724771620No one is impressed with how you're constantly offended be everything and feel the need to make it everyone else's problem. Its one of the reasons no one likes you online, or in real life. You have nothing of value to add to any conversation and you just piss and moan like this for attention. Purely fatherless behavior.
>>724789835My best run I was using these abominations until I accidentally killed myself by fighting a gay fucking rock or teleported myself into a puddle of polymorphine and got shot in the face by some faggot. Hard to remember.First one makes fires enemy-seeking projectiles that goes through matter and can hurt anything, including those robots in the Power Plant that are immune to all damage until.Second one is just a random wand I found.Third one rapid-fires circles of healing.Fourth one lets me telefrag enemies and summons one-frame blackholes. It's cool.
>>724797769hot
>>724797208>3k hp, instantly evaporated
>>724771620Fucking hell, are you sluts responding to this so uncultured you don't recognize a gentleman's call to see more? I remember when everyone knew that to be here you had to operate on atleast 4 layers of irony.
>>724799205
The worst part of Noita is the early game. I want to get a good run started but going through the first 3 zones is a snore fest when you dont get anything good.Makes me turn off the game more than anything else, I dont even want to go to the jungle to see what I get if I'm still stuck with trash by the end of snowy depths
>>724783669rookie mistake
>>724771620I mean I also personally think the Noidat is a boy but there's no reason to be a fag about it
>>724799585I used to agree but that's what makes the god run meaningful in any way.If you could get self-healing and zone travel off the bat the game wouldn't really mean as much.Gettin polymorphed and killed after 4 hours of grinding for the perfect setup is part of the experience
>>724797208you can FEEL the sheer panic in this minä
>>7247908385 Miggäs
>>724800353Yeah I agree on self-healing and zone travel, you're right.What really grinds my gears is no digging whatsoever. Some runs I'm even begging for dynamite but getting nothing by zone 3 is cause for an alt+f4
>>724771558The game has a lot of neat stuff going on. Spells, physics, all sorts of mechanics. But it's just, I dunno, not satisfying enough to keep playing. In a typical rogue-like when I die I feel an urge to start another run. In Noita when I die I feel an urge to uninstall the game.
>>724801485I find it rather too addicting and want to uninstall because of that
>>724801920Same, something I've already done because I can't get going with my backlog if I have it installed: "Just a quick run!">pic rel
Noita is for drinking 40 gallons of blood, water, oil and various other liquids.
>>724784463panik
>>724792680
>>724803772holy crapmountain, that was awesome
>>724803051God, stuffing a slutty mina to her fucking limitsEspecially with something flammableThen just squeezing my swollen witch until she pops
>>724790838gg fags, gotta close for now
