Post tall girls of videogames.
Akebono when?!
>Janny is at it again
>>724780238>>724780589Maybe if you stopped making blatant stealth threads, that might be the issue
>>724780589And he does it for free!
Stop making bait offtopic threads for yout dogshit gacha
I'll still just post the last one here.A luckgod with 50% winrate on day 1 & 2, but got the Virgo plat.Conclusion : 1100 Speed/1000 Pow/600 Wit should be the minimum stat to strive for. Especially because the course has Power as hidden stat, so 901 power will give you the highest extra speed at normal mood.And lurking the past JP meta is actually fun because there is no simulator back then, so people test the skills manually multiple times to see the effect. An autist make a chart presentation and another one note every timing of Dominator activation.Also fuck jannies.
is the uma musume movie a biopic?
>>724780934All of them are biopic
>>724780835JP were playing blind, the whales are strong but most casuals are worse than Global. You're better off looking at the Korean server since they also had foresight.
fuck is a biopic?
>>724780395
>>724781020Nah I don't speak gook.
>>724781020post KR players stats so we can see the difference
have you thanked him for extending this game's lifespan for another 10 years?
>>724781250Not until he make the fat man bend the knee.
>a jumping horse won breeders' cup turfFucking hilarious. No wonder Japan won on Dirt. This year is a joke.
>>724781296Sovereignty scratched, it was quite a fraud race
>>724781179The stats of some random guy don't mean anything and I'm not gonna go through hundreds of KR Umas and hundreds of JP Umas to find an average.JP didn't know what horses were good, JP didn't have a strong meta, JP didn't have the foresight to save carats for good banners. Korea and Global do know those things, it's only common sense that Global and Korea are more similar.
>>724781296t.minie fraud
>there is literally a loli thread with pantyshot>but an uma thread is too much for janniesExplain
>>724781296>It's a course record to bootFUCKING HELL AHAHAHAHAHA
>>724781417Not really. Even back then JP already knows a lot. More whales and time so most tryhard people have SSR decks. Their F2P is an actual F2P without any SSR so they mostly play open league.They realize the importance of Groundwork after Seiun Sky is released. They test hundreds even thousands to find every percentage of chances. They compile a lot of data and make blogs. They even did Club fights every CM to actually see which uma is the strongest. Now where are those from Korea or Global?Korea and Global just see what the JP already did, picking on JP leftovers.
>>724781960translate it weebs!
>>724781060When it gets to the all spark event, I don't know if I should pick her or doto
>>724781960Even with all of that testing they missed Falcon. Take it as useful info but do not take it as the absolute truth
This is the worst season so far. It's becoming more and more like regular shounentrash sports anime.
>>724781819New batch of jannies just got hired
>>724782141Said no one ever when S1 and S3 are right there
>>724781823rice shower in tenno sho vibes
>enter tall woman thread>it's just gachatroonsKys
>>724781960The vast majority of people you find in CMs are not whales though, that's my point. I haven't faced a single S rank in CMs, the highest I've seen were low 13,000 which isn't out of reach for f2ps.The Jap f2ps are way different from Global f2ps because they didn't know to save their carats.
why do women love Mcfat so muchis it because she's FAT
blatantly posting uncensored tachyon showing her NAKED hands
>>724782235She is also cute
>>724782115Nah they don't miss Falcon. Most people that won both Taurus and Gemini already recommends Falcon as the strongest Front to beat Seiun. And those who uses Falcon got Cancer Plat. And I never say it as absolute truth. An anon from the archived thread ask for some decks for Virgo so I searched for plat decks.>>724782227Yes but the whale stat is what we strive to, with skimping on some other stats. And JP has more time to play so they have better parents, thus better uma.And Jap F2Ps back then are an actual F2P without any MLB SR, so they play Open. In fact, a lot of blogpost back then are also on Open League.
>>724782193S1 and S3 aren't even bad, it's just that S2 is so fucking good that it completely overshadows them. The only bad part IMO is the first episodes of S1 as it felt as if the show didn't even know that it wanted to be itself, but figured it out towards the ep5-6 mark. Animation quality is the only thing I'd sy was outright bad in S1, but that's only because it became so much fucking better afterwards, and a lot of the character designs just looked off, especially Urara's and Seiun's faces.
>>724782242you see it in every other outfit that isn't her unique racing one
>>724782439>Special Needs losing because she was a fat chud>TWICE>Special Needs losing because she was fucking obsessed with Suzuka>Needed a whole ass arc to get over it>Both things completely unrelated to the real horse's historyS1 sucks
>>724781960Why was Falco so bad in JP? Did they seriously only used her as a blocker?>>724782029Vodka, S Maru, Oguri, Seiun, Taishin, Grass, Pasa and Ryan are the bestAlso
>>724782660This shit is why I've skipped all of the Pretty Derby shit and gone straight to RTTT, BoaNE and Cingray. 'Ate slice of life, luv' sports, simple as
It unironically takes me at least four or more hours, *uninterrupted*, whenever i have a new uma and i go through their career for the first timeI take the time to read and watch her race for the first time etc. etc.If i decide i need to watch a new uma the entire day is a commitment if i need to also do this or that. It's not even a guarantee i can get a daily career done for the daily carats because just one career would take two daysAm i doing something fucking wrong? Was this by design?
>>724781250What this horse do?
>>724782141>Why is this anime about a sport done similarly to how all sports anime isWe found him, king of the retards!
>>724782660NTA, But i for one liked S1 more than S2. dunno why, i guess i found Spe to be more of an endearing character? i guess the focus being less split between two characters like S2 with teio/mcqueen helped that.
>>724781250>wins Breeder's Cup>not an hour later, silhouette revealFucking shillgames
>>724782924he's going to breed toreina tonight
>>724782972Also horse owners hated the original otaku/yuribait one where all the girls were doing usual anime shenanigans like making out and groping each other.The sports focus makes it much more palatable to a general audience and horse racing fans, at the detriment of the otaku that would have wanted this to be Senran Kagura, horse edition
>>724782854you can change the settings to skip events you have already seen that way you don't miss out on experiencing your new uma to the fullest without going through all the filler stuff
>>724783181It i already skip scenario events that wasnt even adding to the time usedand im fastforwarding through support card events too
>>724783119That's why it got mogged by Blue Archive in comiket in its own hometurf lmao. Cucked nips are forever cucked.
>dirt GOD japs already captured their white whale>turf keks still can't beat the larc
Kinda feels like FY only ran those few races in Japan so they could add him to the game
>>724783119Thank God, we really don't need any more tranny infestation in the community.
will Sierra Leone be a cut egirl
>>724783259Otacucks aren't even human though
Who the fuck uses doujins as evidence one game is more popular than another? Pokemon gets less doujins than some other franchises but it doesn't stop it from being a number one worldwide hit.
>>724782141that was always the main complaint about cingray, why did you only notice now?
>>724783267The more they job at the L'Arc, the more prestige it'll getForever Young might get celebrated and all for winning the Breeders in its first try but the moment a jap horse wins the L'Arc, that animal is gonna become a national deity, skipping straight into godhood status like Guan Yu for the ChineseThe documentaries glazing Secretariat are gonna look like a fucking joke compared to whatever that horse gets
>>724782757>skipped the best sports drama of the franchise that S2 was
PIERRE ZE NIPPONS ARE GETTING COCKY AGAINFLOOD ZE TURF
>>724783453it's BAcucks' one and only metric to measure things since they are so incredibly delusional, they unironically think BA is the biggest game in Japan because Nexon pays a bunch of artists to do stealth advertising for it
It's Nice Nature November!happy NNN vros
>>724783509It's getting worse over time. They're stretching a single race over three episodes now.
>>724783610>spe-chan has the second largest breasts in this image
>>724783784well yeah because the cour finale will be the japan cup and that's like 2 weeks away in universe so they have to stretch everything out. This arc is unironically the worst part of cingray by far, the only good thing about it are the international horses, despairKINO will take a long time to be animated
Ebayan would have won the arc if he didn't have BC in his schedule
>>724783812She is literally in the Team Flatties, its not impressive to mog McQueen and Suzuke
>>724783119We don't know the individual reasons for three of the prototype umas not making it past the concept video. This topic reminds me of YGO anime conspiracy in that it honestly feels like an old game of telephone that people have just run with and taken for granted.I seriously doubt there was specifically mass uproar about uma lesbos during the development stages of the franchise though, considering that Cygames themselves went out of their way to reference the figure skating scene in Cinderella Gray promo material.
>>724783904I thought it would end at Arima Kinen
>>724783812she wears pads and padded bras
>>724782854this was me when I first started out, and whenever I get a new uma (for max comfy, of course)
>>724784003Anon mixed them up but yes the current season only focuses on two big races the current Japan Cup and then the Arima Kinen. This'll conclude the Tamamo Cross rivalry arc. Third season (of the manga) is much longer with more varied cast.
>>724783950I thought that the actual more reasonable theory was that they did that PV without licensing anything
Doto..
Wait... Today is... Could it be...?
>>724784137How do you order spicy food by accident?
>>724783908Can he run well on wet turf?
>>724784141begone demon
>>724784223How does a fully grown uma get abducted by an owl? She has some kind of passive reality altering aura that make cartoonish scenarios play out.
>If you race Doto against Opera O in Spring Tenno Sho, Opera has over 600 staminajesus christthe classic triple crown will also try to kick Doto in the teeth too
>>724784137>El exposed as the Mexican LARPer she really is
>>724784457Sounds like a skill issue to me.
>>724784141IT IS!
>>724784537I got this event on my first ever play with her, but for sure her career has harder than normal races.
>>724783924>Team FlattiesBut enough about canopus
>>724784457Rigged race, like the Wakagoma Stakes with Nature where Teio has much higher stats (like 300 everywhere in Classic January) than when she shows up next.
>>724784537Mejiro Ryan somehow managed to block Doto like she was some 5th rate mob uma and then my Doto running pace ended up sliding from 6th, to 13th on the final leg with no blocking inbetween, only to barely make it out to 2nd in Kikuka ShoI already have hundreds of hours on this game according to Steam and that Kikuka Sho race shows i still dont know how the fuck the race mechanics of this game work
>>724784137el fraud pasa...
>>724784664Nature only gets 1 rigged race, Doto has like four lmaoI dont know if Doto parent runs are realistic even though her unique is strong>>724784669Somehow my brain skipped a thought.. Mejiro Ryan fucked my Derby attempt with a block and weird race mechanics fucked my Kikuka Sho
>>724784589Shush
>>724784537I do like this event because Opera O doesn't act like a sore loser about it.
>>724784661nice 'perfect handfuls' nature is not flat
>>724780627stealth threads, honest threads, it doesn't matter, he's deleting them regardlessthere's no reason to appease the mods if they are gonna keep being fags regardless
>>724784785do not engage with the troll
>>724784761
>>724784761how is this possible
>>724784223>May i have chicken wings with no hot sauce-im sorry, but we ran out>You ran out of chicken wings?-oh, we have those, but we dont have "no hot sauce">what?-oh, but we do have "no no hot sauce">And what is that?-...hot sauce
>>724784773I don't think Opera is capable of that, she genuinely seems to want what's best for everyone as seen with her relentless support of Doto and I assume her other rivalsGod I wish I had her, even after reading Doto's four chapters, after which I was still on the "eh" side of things for her, I have grown to really love Opera
>>724783119This dude gets it. Having it be sports centric rather than Yuri or cute girls doing cute things makes it 10x more sellable to normal people. Who would have thought making a sport seem like a sport would be popular
Why does /vmg/ even exist when this garbage is allowed on here?
>>724784457>the classic triple crown will also try to kick Doto in the teeth tooYeah I can't remember if it's Satsuki Sho or the Derby but one of them has Admire Vega with hugely inflated stats for a classic spring race. Even with great parents and high LB cards it's a coin toss whether you get 1st or 2nd.
>>724785082cute womanlet
>>724785082:D
>>724785032Vega runs in the Derby.You face off against Opera O in the Satsuki.Shame Doto was released before they even announced NTR, or else she'll make it to her Kikuka too.
>>724785148They probably add her in later, right?
>>724785148NTR is gonna...take a while
>no Medium SFUUUUUUUUUCK
gentlemen I love american women
>>724785207If they didn't replace bootleg Duramente for Kitasan's campaign then they won't bother fixing Doto's.
>>724785282>I love gaijin women but only when she has a pretty face, fat ass, acts more Japanese than 100% purebloods in Tokyo, and all of her friends are terrified when she smiles with her eyes closed
>>724785282A man of taste and class.
>>724785429What does bootleg Duramente look like? Is it a mob uma or what?
>"hidden stat bonus"not again
>>724785504So true brother!
>>724785504Correct
Ass Wonder...
>>724782854It fucking happened againI got stuff to do so i wont be able to finish this new career before the reset so i lost 75 caratsIm pretty sure when i was new it took me *three* days to clear a new career..Is this a fucking visual novel first racing game second or something
>>724785504>all of her friends are terrified when she smiles with her eyes closedHuh?
>>724785654Unleash the McQueen E rank
>This is what i see when doing concert for Takarazuka Kineni love when shit lines up like this
>>724785654An hour or two I can understand by watching full races, but how the fuck do you extend it into 3 days?
>>724785545Mob uma with bloated stats.
Does every character get a new “storyline” with each new scenario or is it always the same just with new gameplay?
>>724785750Most kino concert for me by far was the first with with Ticketzo in Arima Kiren, and the first career of her's that I managed to completeI still remember her doing it with Biwa and Taishin, it was really satisfying I also got a hot springs ticket during it but that's besides the point
>>724785815Only the scenario specific events change, so there's no URA finale or director meeting etc.
>>724785664Literally El Condor Pasa's life, and there's a conversation on the home screen where she immediately 180s her plans to sleep more during class because Grass said she would share her notes because she did just that. Seiun Sky is also mindbroken by her so she picks on Halo instead.
>>724785765I think it was Scarlet's career i didnt do before, but i only ran the URA maybe once before that so i rewatched that too
>>724782854>>724785654Takes me an hour for new umas. Did you not already clear all G1-3 trophies and set scenario scenes to quickmode and 2x fast forward?
>>724785664NTA, but i think he meant something like this
>>724785934I don't know what you are talking about but ok.
>>724785934Grass legit seems like a passive aggressive bitch sometimes she bounces off other characters well but ick
>>724785807Kitasan fraud...
>>724785807This mob fucked Sweep Tosho.
I've been too busy these past 3 days to complete my dailies (no time for careers), is my account bricked?
>>724786121yep might as well uninstall now i'm afraid
>>724786121No. We will definitely get 5000 carats to commemorate the breeders cup win.
>>724786121Only if Ass Wonder is your homescreen Uma.
IT'S A NEW DAY!
>>724783453Because BAggots don't even play their game, they jusr jerk off to the characters and believe everyone does the same, they believe the amount of porn doujins are what matters and nothing else does, what did you expected from the gacha with the biggest percentage of blacked porn?
>>724786278In another hour.
>>724786121-225 caratsBRICKED IT'S LIKE 1 AND A HALF PULL HOOOLY IT'S SO BRICKED IT'S UNREAL, YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN ANOTHER 5 WINNING TICKET STARS WITH THAT. YOUR ACCOUNT WILL NEVER RECOVER
>>724785664
>New dayi must commit sudoku fuck daylight savings timei very nearly forgot to get what little support points and money i could if i couldnt get the 75 carats>>724785956yes, i quick mode the URA and the support cardsi cleared most of the G2/3 trophies by now but i still watch those anyway on a new uma
>do a spark grind parent run>18 G1 wins, 0 losses>tons of amazing skills>win URA finale>get 3 white sparks in total>1* running style pink spark>1* green spark>1* guts spark
>>724786071She's just the strict asian mom to her friends, she does help out in Pasa's career and she only bullies Spe in races. Grass has high expectations for herself which is why she's so angry all the time in her career since no one is truly acknowledging her and Maru doesn't communicate what she really means so she just pisses her off more.
>Do daily pull>NothingThanks Cygays
>>724786380I'll protect her when I get her
>1 day leftWhat happen when the countdown is over?
>>724786490half-aniv part 2 drops
>>724786490That's when the real half anniversary begins
>>724786490why did they put all the yurifag ships together in these
For fucks sake when will my cooldown be up?
>>724786389I hate that this happens 99% of the time on dedicated parent runs, but do one (1) ace run and get 3* blue with 8 white including URA finale.
>>724786548In an hour or so
>>724781250>>724781296Complete Potato/Rice domination. The "Staple" combo.
>>724786546I understand the rest but Goldship and McQueen it's just the unruly grandchild annoying the meek grandpa. It's cute. I don't see it as romantic at all.
>>724786546>why did they put all the yurifag ships together in theseThat's not Teio Mackween though. Golshi McQueen is literally the gag pair.
Any anon have the list of cards for Virgo? I want to start making parents while we wait for Aoharu.
>>724786389Tell me about it
>>724786546That's his grandson
>>724786338I knew it, I never thought about adding them up in my head, it's over for me, I'll never make it to the megabanner now
>>724786681
I have a confession... I refilled my tickets with gemmies when I was new...
I just realized that the board in the back during the Christmas event says happy holidaysI wonder if that's edited to match the retarded localization, or if it was like that in the nip version
>free scout>Air GroovePlease, I just need El, Creek, or Mayano to come home already.
>>724786641Yuriniggers would put any two female creatures together regardless of any contexts.
>>724786762I refilled my race tickets once on accident because i was tilted at having to click click click to get dailies done and i was heavily distracted100 carats is a fucking lot for something like this god damn it
>>724786791time for your licking anonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKqaLZyarlc
>>724786791Which banner are you waiting for?
>>724786772Anon the religious significance of Christmas to the Japanese doesnt extend past being an excuse to eat cake and fried chicken
>>724786968Creek blob has won me over even more than her fat tits. It's so funny
>>724786490free horse salami from failed umas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQy28pmMmVU
>>724786948Especially when compared to TP refills which is just 10 carats
>>724787074>McQueen died having birthday sexIt's funny...
>>724787065Can you really say you love your waifu if you aren't willing to eat her?
>lost out on a borrow because the time changed Am I bricked?
>>724787212>>724786121Both bricked
>>724787146What a way to go honestly
>>724786968Digitan, Cafe, Kita rerun, Christmas Ogurin, and NY Urara are all way too close to each other, so character wise, I'm saving up 600 pulls for the giga banner and hoping I get lucky from the 100 free pulls for New Year's.
>>724787146Went out with a bang...
>>724787150I'll eat her out, that's as far as I go
STOP REQUESTING SPRINT SHOES
>>724780569Someone should do an edit of this with Akebono being like 20 feet tall
>>724787461MORNING*requests dirt shoes*
>>724787420nigger at least throw a few tenners to get the 2 star umas, how can you even play like this
>>724787461Looks like it's time to BAKUSHIN
>>724787518t. /herse/ bro
>check which Umas have innate green skills for this CM>gold city has hanshin racecourse, slick surge, on your left, slipstream>her unique is 0.3 accel for 6(!) secondsaside from the 20% guts growth she seems great, where are all the gold city fags?
>>724787074>Air Shakur fractured a leg while grazingdamn it's a wonder how most horses can even race with their glass legs
>>724786762I also have a confession... I masturbated to spechud even before I knew where she came from, when I saw her face being posted here during the global release I just had to play her game.
>can't build a good ace for a single CM>can't get past Widow in Silksong>can't win a single mahjong matchmaybe I should quit vidya
What do you mean it’s a new day fuck off Japan keep up with daylight savings. Damn didn’t finish any dailies or do the legend races.
>>724787461Request them too motherfucker
>>724783784It was long as fuck in the Manga too
>>724787625nobody said she's bad, even the 20% guts bonus can be good if you know how to properly use it, it's just that very few people pulled her. There's an anon that runs her all the time though
>>724787572>how can you even play like thisAs a double crown winner, I've simply learned to use the pain as fuel for my journey.
Do Legend Races get buffed with the new scenario? Will the racers get higher stats?
I wish the daily reset was earlier man. 11am is too late.
>>724787074>>724787629Apparently the reason Vodka died so early from tendonitis was because she kicked a concrete wall..
>>724787816holy fuck I kneel fellow double crowned, you deserve to be spooked by every single uma in the game
>>724787642>playing all the fomo games back to backanon i'm afraid you have terminal goycattleitis
>>724787816>TaurusletOh no no no
>>724787970>silksong>mahjong>fomothey're not going anywhere anon
>>724787821No, legend race difficulty is the same, even when they become a daily thing.The hardest single non-PvP content is Master Challenge, where they buff the legend race umas to superboss level.
>Daily reset at 10am because we are on DST nowOh no.. it's gonna be annoying as fuck if it changes like that all the time.
>>724788032all three of those are/were popular streamoid games
>>724787074Thats a lot of umas that die way way earlyThese are the most well-kept animals on the planet, not even because of sentimentality but because the damn animals make moneyEven wild mustangs can hope to live for 20 yearsHorse racing streets are coldand dog racing is somehow even worse... a lot more fucking horses die in America because of this but we somehow had the poitical will to ban dog racing nearly nationwide
>>724788158Guess what, at global release Uma was also popular streamoid game
>>724787642>Getting filtered by fucking WidowImagine getting filtered by the tutorial arc...
>>724787074>Seiun Sky passed away. While the JRA officially announced that the horse died from a heart attack,[14] the horse's owner wrote on his blog that he died from hitting his head in his stable when he stood up.I wonder how many of those deaths are being concealed because of how disturbing the truth is.
Distance bros WWA?
Why is her chibi so FAT
>>724787074>no obvious injuries>from a supposed lightning strike
>>724788237I just suck the game, spent like 2 hours trying to clear the arena with all the birds in greymoor
>>724788228That's what i'm saying!
>>724788245Well they can't exactly say Digitan died because of the farm's care neglection which led to his bad teeth and death from starvation.
Who's your favorite tall Uma + short Uma duo?Golshi and Mcqueen?Ogurin and Tama?Creek and Tama?
Which Uma would you run?
>>724788421A luckfag won this one so Fukukitaru.
>>724788293Most likely it was an organ failure. A number of horses from that video died of some organ related issue.
>>724788421Golshi
>>724788421El Condor Pasa is canon!
>>724788421Why Twin Turbo of course.
>>724788416Fuji and Sweep "Eat your veggies" duo
I'm not gonna make it bros..
>>724788245What the JRA doesn't want you to know is that a heartbroken Seiun Sky committed suicide after his beloved Flower was stolen from him. Don't believe their lies.
Seuinlets will never experience this
>>724788573Holy shit I never noticed
>>724788267Flash's revenge for getting clowned on at the Arima Kinen
>>724788575She'd get Avdol'd
>>724788221https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SItj8FOJZt8 Just wait until you hear what happens to carriage horses.
>>724788335Oh...But it can't be! I knew of Umamusume before global release! I bough silksong after having fully completed hollow knight before it got popular! Normies have no idea how to play mahjong! I'm even posting on infamous darknet hacking forum 4chan! There is no way I'm goycattle!
>15 billion yen incident in her own legend race
>>724788416>Creek and Tama?That isn't a duo, it's a sexual assault record.
>>724788267Training for CM made these legend races way less scary.
>>724788675That's fucking disgusting, I'd never want such a thing, that is gross and unfit for her, you should be ashamed. But you guys can't even make fun of me anymore, I'm no longer a Seiunlet, I have a small piece of her now that will forever stay with me and I'll cherish it every day that I open the game, she is mine now, this small piece of her is part of me.
>>724788049qrd on this?
>>724780238>Nishino FlowerI see her and I get hard.
>>724788895Only one I ever lost was the first I did, Rudolf. I can't wait to get those shoes.
>>724788416
https://x.com/nar_keiba/status/1984961186819924427DIRT PRIDE!
>>724788820You are currently taking the opinion of an internet stranger serious. I'm sorry to tell you this but your goycattleitis is too far advanced for any chance of a cure...
>>724788973Tama is so small she'd make anyone adult sized look big. Only Nishino Flower is smaller than her.
>>724788954Legend race but you face a superboss uma and a legion of other heavily buffed stats umas and mobs. There are three stages of difficulty, where the 3rd one is the hardest. Unlike legend races, they come out as a batch and you have a number of months to train your umas and tackle them.
>>724782141good, CGDCT gets tiresome fastthe lack of bonding between umas is a little offputting, though
>>724783950Norn, my beloved...
>>724789239Jesus Christ
Is high training effectiveness the most important stat for support cards?
>>724789390No, the most important thing is how cute the uma is
>>724789390The one that makes them actually show up to the right training is. What good is a high effectiveness if they want to train guts all scenario
...Surely it doesn't climb another 5k in 18h, right?
>>724789239How are you even supposed to beat her? Use her lack of stamina skills to debuff her to hell?
>>724789390high training effectiveness is useful for roamers that you don't necessarily need to land on their dedicated stat like guts or friend cards
>>724789390Specialty priority>>>>the rest
>>724788293Horses are skittish, maybe she was shocked by a lightning strike and died.
>>724789701Skill issue
>>724789553Just go faster than her lolAlso it doesn't matter the stats or skill, when you're brocked, you're brocked.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ILd0gr329kE
>>724789553She only has 20 skills. In the future we can have 50+ skills.
>>724789503>>724789587If specialty priority did anything then why is Kitasan on guts all the fucking time?
>>724788293FUck that happened this year?
I'm so fucking broke lads... But I have to buy all the daily shop stars
>>724789907Did you do Golshi week like a month ago? It gave everyone like 1 million
>Train 3 aces>Realize none of them have lone wolfOh no
>>724789956>He hasn't spent it all
>>724788421Taiki Shuttle because it's an old west AMERICAN race.
>>724789956Yes, I spent it all
oh this is the stealth uma threadhere i thought is was another stealth size thread
>>724780238
>>724790054>train 2 aces and 1 debuffer>accidentally both debuffer and one ace has lone wolfFUCK
>>724790161it's both
aoharu starts on the second day of round 2, right?
>>724790054>train 3 Aces>realise all of them have Lone WolfOh no
>>724788973>>724789059Imagine manhandling Tama's tiny body
>>724790325>
>>724790325She's an uma, she would demolish you. Especially because you used THAT word
wait, cm is until tomorrow?
>>724790395You could still mandhandle her because she's so small, but she's also strong enough to princess carry you right back.
>>724790395No matter how buff she gets she is still tinyPOST THE WEBM OF HER TRAINER WIPING HER HAIR WITH A TOWEL
>>724790395imagine the actual bed-breaking
Damn big American horses can push around tiny Japanese horses who're too polite to fight back HUH???
>>724790453CM begins tomorrow
>>724790512
>>724790472Aren't umas deceptively heavy since their muscles are super dense or something like that?
>>724790524Pretty sure that's a foul
About to train more parents for the CM
asking this again for more opinions. I've been looking over the actual queen of /v/ tournament and I think we should work together to vote Silence Suzuka. My reasons why are>Isn't a secondary or FOTM character like Goldship, Tachyon, or Daiwa >Design that appeals to everyone >Has a good story that is compelling to even people who aren't into horse racingAK-12 and Essex managed to get into qualifiers so it isn't impossible for a gacha character to win, and a literally who (Recette) won one year. Umamusume is really big right now but I don't think we'll have this much of a chance of winning next year. People have also suggested Haru Urara and since nobody could really decide between the two I wanted to get a vote out of /v/ma to see which Uma we'll carry to the finals https://poal.me/69wob4
>>724790629Cry about it
>>724790621Uma weights are a complete mystery, it's ambiguous if they actually weigh the same as horses
>>724790693Excuse me my nigga. Did you just called Daiwa a "secondary, FOTM" character? I'll let you know, she's number one.
Ponies?
For the anonshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VtwIQedokAAlso Obey Your Master is taller than Oguri, just noticed that
>>724790739If we go by anime canon, then the Spica trainer could pick Spe up.
>>724790739Even if it's not that extreme, it seems likely that they weigh much more than regular humans.
>>724788421>>724789239BAKUSHIN
>>724790834Pretty sure she's also taller than Akebono.
>>724790693we should vote McQueen because that's her name
Sigh I never get anything with these
>>724790629Anon, the refs won't even stop umas from using live firearms on the course.
>>724790781
>>724790161Umas and size have a big overlap
>>724790835He could also facetank straight up horse kick to the face multiple times.Dude is just built diferent.
The one run I get Groundwork and skills to proc it basically every time, everything else sucksI love this game
>>724780934The races and their timeline are correct but Tachyon never raced again after the Satsuki Sho and the movie skips Cafe's involvement through that season, same with Dantsu Flame.
sekkai saikyou wa Forever Young
>>724790693>queen of /v/I'm sorry anon but those threads are completely unusable now, there's an actual nigger spamming cp in every single one of them
>>724790834The ending of this week's episode was so fucking good.
>>724790693I vote for special week, wether we like it or not she IS the face of the franchise
>>724790739When you watch the races and the low angle in the corner where umas run by, the camera shakes a lot, seems to imply that they're kind of heavy. Not sure if 100lbs women, even if they were really strong, would create shockwaves through the ground like that.
>>724790693Picking anyone but Urara is just being delusional waifufag
>>724791243Retard.
>>724791019I mean so can Golshi's trainer (AKA you) in game, a dropkick even which means her entire bodyweight is behind that kick
>>724790693Suzuka is an awful literal who option, we already mentioned this in a previous thread days ago and the only valid choice is Urara, that's it
>>724791150Underage sharty edgelords that hate board culture, fuck man i miss the winter ball.
>do a run after taking some time off>great stats>great skills>20 mood downs in a rowboy am I glad I don't give a shit about this anymore
>>724791213>obey your frieza
>>724790693Transcend
>>724790693I do not care about Queen of /v/
>>724790693Haru Urara is the only option. Write all the walls of text you like but all I see is>p-please pick MY favourite uma /v/
>>724790693I personally think Urara is a bit of a lame choice but it beats suzuka in mass appeal and it's better than reddit umas like gold ship or tachyon, my choice would be a MC of the show like Spe, Teio,Kitasan or Oguri
How easy is it to add a narrative to a racing game? Cinderella Grey is purely about racing and is amazing.
>>724790856i will tank it
>>724791630This, it's so pathetic how he begs for his shit waifupick
>>724785564zenno rob roy is the biggest sleeper build of umas
>>724791630NTA but is Haru really the only option? Idk man she's basically a special ed kid that never won anything, wouldn't it be better to nominate a GOAT tier horse like Teio or Rudolf?
>>724791690Namco tried it
>>724791690good luck trying to get the rights to turn ferrari into a little girl
>>724791690Going full Initial D explanation helps.
Doesn't the existence of Thoroughbred Umas imply the existence of Clydesdale, Shetland Mustang and Przewalski Umas?
>>724791841>short so they look even bigger than what they areyou think Rice gets jealous of her and Bourbon sometimes?
>>724790693>since nobody could really decide between the twoLiterally nobody wanted Suzuka other than you in the previous thread, just shut the fuck up you are fucking pathetic>>724791862Those are literal whos outside of these threads
>>724791630My favorite is Agnes Digital but I went with Silence Suzuka because I wanted an uma that in part also represents /v/ma too and not just surface level Umamusume stuff. Plus you see Haru Urara everywhere and it's getting kind of lame as >>724791634 and >>724791862 said
>>724791841Holy SEX
When?
>>724791862Yes. Again, only delusional waifufags would pick someone else
>>724791951Aren't a donkey and an ass the same thing?
>>724791690eh, bad narrative actually killed my interest in that latest Grid game, I think it was Grid Legends. The F1 (F1 21, 23, 25) games had the Breaking Point career mode stories with (You) rising through the Formula 2 championship with a rival.
Haru is reddit and xitter
How many carats are (you) saving for your oshi anons?
I HATE THE CLAW MACHINE
>>724792121Retard.
>>724791862This is precisely why I nominate special week, I don't care if its a "bland" MC choice but she's the icon, she can be silly, cool and cute and has great OC potential
>>724792126I think the "ass" is actually a mule.Designer must've gotten them mixed up.
>>7247802382m
>>724792247>100 TPGET TO WORK IDOLFAGGOT
>>724792089A little over a week size and/or architect bro
>>724791690just do this, disturbed soundtrack is a must
>>724792225Urara's appeal is universal!
Reminder that /v/mers is down a toreina since the assassination of Great Danchou by the . Rules are still the same - 6M fans minimum a month and up to 10 days of leave! Come join us on our quest to clinch the A rank that we were so close to getting last month! Make sure your profile has something to prove you're from /v/ and you'll have a place with us!
>>724792247
>>724792279What? You don't like RNG?Your next run will be cursed by this 7
>>724792336I don't think architects like getting architected
>>724792301BlackSoul x Uma when
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>>724792407
Not sure if anyone will know, what should I even run for my Virgo and Leo Aoharu runs? I really don't want to gamble my Leo ones especially since there's so little time, and I'm not sure if just one speed card is enough, if I should run two, how many wit cards I need or how much power to run, and so on.
>>724792247Fukutards keep tricking me into spending carats>>724792407Fuck you
Haru Urara will never compete in qo/v/ anyway, she's too innocent and silly. Look at most challengers and winners, it's either little girls, busty women or meme blobs. Nominate someone else, neither Urara nor Suzuka are good pickst. knower
>>724792307Nah, if danchuds want me to farm fans then cyjews better add a new scenario or skip a couple of banners so I can have cafe already.If I really need carats I can just use THAT
>>724792356>you play as a retard>you deliberately get caught by the police in the beginning>you race against aging GenXer that tries to make themselves look "cool" >the police actors also suckI fucking hate it and it was a downgrade from the UG series
>>724792407>another cursed 7If refuse to believe that Shiraoiki is a benevolent goddess
>>724792537Who gives a shit, any other picks are fucking terrible
>>724791907Not like it has been tried beforehttps://imgur.com/gallery/favorite-cars-as-anime-girls-syanago-collection-isASjRbhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QbKwftFEos
>>724792417BS already has an uma musume.
>>724792554me too, I prefer carbon, but people really liked most wanted for some reason
I REALLY want to make love to Narita Brian.
>>724792610salty suzufag>machitan>special week>taiki shuttle>tickezo>rudolfare all better picks, just to name a few
>>724791690Squeenix made a racing game thats also an RPG with Racing Lagoon and no bought it, it sold less than 150k copies.
>>724792279I LOVE THE CLAW MACHINE
>>724792708All those (including Suzushit) are worse than Urara, all literal whos outside of these threads. Picking anyone else is being a gigaretard nigger
which one should I go with?
>>724792247I already got mine. I guess I'll save for C. Oguri next and get at least 1 meta horse.
>>724790693>Isn't a secondary or FOTM character like Goldship, Tachyon, or DaiwaNigger, she's the literal definition of secondary. Only people who hypes her up are the filthy secondaries. Look up her track record. Look up her races. Hell she got beaten by Fuku in the most humiliating way. Fuck off.
>>724792626>oh neat, trying to guess them by the design cue->some straight up has the front fascia shoehorned inkinda lame desu neigh
>>724792708I'd go for machan just for shit and giggles, we all know those contests are extremely astroturfed anyway
>>724792780>literal whosyeah the entire point of qo/v/ is shilling whoever you're nominating dumbass, Urara has nothing going for her other than>she's popular because she lostand there's already plenty of loser sob stories in qo/v/
>>724787940gimlet habits die hard...
>>724792417>>7247926723 months ago
>>724792780Id rather pick gold ship, at least she had an actual record
Is there a real life reason why Marvelous Sunday has a reality marble?
>>724791690>How easy is it to add a narrative to a racing game?Just play Tokyo Xtreme Racer 2025.
>>724780238imagine seeing Akebono in your rear view mirror while driving and she's getting closer
>>724792537I was surprised to see character like 2B and Miku didn't even make it to finals. The results are all over the place, but one thing is for certain is that's making OC plays a huge factor in how high a girl gets. Between all the girls I have to ask who gets the most OC from /v/ma and will make OC for which ever girl is chosen. Haru has a lot of supporters but how many will pull through when she needs it most?
>>724792675I remember carbon being short as fuck and the cops downgraded
>>724792247A few
I nominate Opera O for /v/ Overlord
>>724792675>but people really liked most wanted for some reasonProbably their first racing game.
>>724791862Haru has mass appeal. Even ESPN made a documentary on her.
>>724792672>>724792963isn't Mejiro Dober basically Unis already?
>>724792985yeah, but racing in the canyon was fucking kino
>>724792965The real life horse could do it too
>>724791690Ridge Racer Type 4 had a storyline for each car make you chose for your careers
>>724791690Extraordinarily easy, hell you are playing a game like that, you just need to swap screaming at the screen with actually controlling your characterwith that said I really can only assume that people who glaze everything about Cingray had never watched a sports anime before in their whole lives
>>724792965>reality marbleWhat's that? Is that why she can use horse magic?
I need more porn of Obey Your Master
>>724793260You won't find it here, fuck off
>>724792849Right one looks better but none of those meet the stamina requirement. Breath of Fresh Air is also kinda bad because it can activate right at the start of the race. Also Medium S is mandatory.
>>724793260Technically wouldn’t it be okay to make porn of the OC horses since there’s no rights holder to piss off?
There are open spots in /herse/
>>724793260AI slop is umamusume culture
>>724793216I honestly don't get all the praise that it gets. I don't even watch sports stuff. I guess some sports movies.
>>724793260I just want more of her sexy tummy
>>724792672and she's the worst girl in the entire game
>>724793083that's been hyped up but there's actually like what, 7 1v1 races in the career not counting the challenge series? the territory stuff could've been more fleshed out as well, like if one is being contested you could race those other minor crews' leaders in the canyons to defend it
When is the first dirt CM?I am woefully underprepared when it happens
>>724793525There should be no Dirt CMs, it's fucking impossible to make a full team for them. Only whales can compete there, I won't even bother
>>724793303>none of those meet the stamina requirementI got two other aces that do so I'm just looking to maximize my chances to survive
>>724793525it's in 5 more CMs, sagitarius I believe
I hope Forever Young will get to stream with his aunt as the only BC winners in the game.
>>724793437I LOVE UMA TUMMIES
I wish I could just skip 24 hours, im ready to board, ready for the half anni, I can't wait anymore
>>724793525Looks to be during first anniversary event, currently early March.
>>724793525Aquarius CupTokyo — Dirt1600 m — Mile — CounterclockwiseFirm — Winter — SunnyEstimated in March 2026
>>724792626Man, those designs are atrocious.
>>724793714Based tummybro
>>724793742Harubros…our time to shine…
>>724793669>>724793592>>724793729>>724793742Oh good. No point in preparing now then.
I bought Cun Turbo's figure for $15 at the local anime shop. I heard Bandai Spirits figs are straight up claw machine prizes, but is that still a decent price?
>>724792407AS EXPECTED OF THE GREAT PROPHET
>>724793496there's only so much you can do with a ps2 game, I thinkpursuit breakers felt more fleshed out too
>>724792916I forgot to nominate her.
>all these fukufags >not a SINGLE one runs her for CM EVERhmmm...
>>724793923It is a claw machine prize but that’s not a horrible price. $10 would be more fair.
>>724793923yeahhonestly you could probably find stores in the america trying to sell that for $40-60 because that's how things are here
>>724793923It's okay, they go for like 1500 yen but thats a decent price considering the importing and the store's cut, much better quality than funko trash, that for sure
>>724792537Haru is the best because regardless if she wins or loses it will be fun.
>>724793993I've been considering doing a meme CM run with Fuku with Super Lucky Seven. Will do it if I don't feel like building real aces at some point
>>724791690le mans racing as a setting in a vidya story would be kino as fuck, but can't imagine how to work out events that'd need to be scripted to form some narrativehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO_Hg-CXfCg
>>724790205is there a tag to find every one of these ever drawn?
>>724792407>only curses get 7s
https://x.com/ryumrykk/status/1984965667859448223>Umafags would rather watch an old man bathing than girls bathing
>>724793923I have 5 of them (Admire Vega, Ikuno Dictus, Spe-Chud, Bourbon and Natie), they're a good size and they look good. I also have a racewear Rudolf from another company but I have no idea how much those are worth, they were all second-hand.
>>724790693>Recette>literally whoLEAVE. NOW.
I see several clubs still having open slots, not enough demand this month?
>>724792407WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
>>724794417cooldowns are still up, 13 days left too, no issue
I want to pet Oguri’s ears.
>>724794417My cooldown isn't even up
>>724792407Face the wall fukunigger
>>724794105>post king of refballing, the Ford GTE effortFuck this car and this team.
>>724780709I get paid like 400usd/mo for being a janny. It isn't much but it pays for my vidya.
>>724794692Tamamo go to bed
>>724794921>people bought the road version as an investment and are losing their ass on it nowTotal Ford Death
doodle of a woman that owns a PMC
Got her on the daily free pull. What am I in for?
>>724795302Wife.
>>724795295Where's her tail?
>>724795295I like this doodle of a woman that owns a PMC
>>724795302worst career?
>>724795295WHAT'S UNDER THE HAT, AKIKAWA?
>>724795295Holy sex
>>724795068That's even worse than doing it for free. Why would you ever accept such a pittance? Are you a 3rd world monkey?
>>724795302MUH QUEEN
>>724795295IT'S THE BOSS
>>724795367Her what?
>>724795390How so?
>>724795295Where’s her cat?
>>724795302Groove having war flashbacks after winning the Takarazuka Kinen.
>>724795447lol u jelly? ya u jelly :^)
>>724795390That's King Gaylo
>>724795367Inside the bunny tail prop, the same way Belno hides her tail in the anime...why do I hear helicopter sounds outside my house? Wait a sec let me go check, brb
I like Nakayama Festa since she’s literally me.
>>724795510
>>724795619Are you a MahjongCHAD?
>>724795619Anon, we need to talk about your gambling problem.
>>724795295>umabunniesyes
>>724795619how does it feel to have your fingers chopped off kaiji
>>724795561how about you tell your coworkers to stop persecuting us
>>724795708Where do you this we are, anon? Stats? Skills? They don't matter if your uber-trained Maruzensky gets a late start and is BROCKED
>>724793525I don't even have a dirt uma, I only got ECP and haru
>>724795295>doodle of a woman that owns a PMCSpending all money for mental health of students on airborn battalion of PMC Wagner was best decision ever made in Tracen Academy. Tree stump is better than therapist and psychologist anyway.
>>724792407Debating whether or not to make a Shiraoki-sama comp along with the Seuinlet one at this point. She's a complete trickster Goddess now
>>724783259I mean blue archive gets mogged in revenue so I think we can safely say what's more important here
>>724793525It will be a fun won. I have Falco and Haru for dedicated dirt and I guess we can make Condor and Oguri work although I don't think I have ever seen a single dirt spark. Thankfully since it's a surface spark we only need one of the 6 legacies to have a spark and we're good to go.
she's just my bro r-right
>>724790693>El Condor Pasa>Mambo>Matikanefukukitaru>Mayano>Nice Nature>Oguri>Opera>Rudolph>TazunaAnd yes Gold Ship, all have better gimmicks that would be easy to meme around. Haru Urara is a good pick because there's nobody who would dislike her (Umamusume A is a bitch-ass nigger)
>>724795919>>724792571>She's a complete trickster Goddess nowYou guys should really play her career already. Shiraoiki have her do pranks for the sake of getting good luck for goodness sake.
>>724795982fwb
>>724795982you're still just bros as long as the balls dont touch bro
>the Japanese cooked and ate the 1987 Breeders Cup Classic winner/Horse of the Year because none of his kids won any races They don’t fuck around with bad studs over there.
>>724796092He dishonoured his entire bloodline and Japan. You know how Japanisee handle dishonour.
>>724782141Read the manga.
>>724796213Historical revisionism and public denial of facts?
Do I just always train wit in an Evil Wonder career? How do I get the stats for the races?
So with Forever Young coming to the game and a possible Breeder's Cup Scenario we're gonna see American Pharoah come to the game too, right?
>>724796320Before they do that.
>>724796365>Secretariat>big heart = big tits
>>724796337Wit is the most important, all other stats high enough to win career (600ish generally). Speed is irrelevant for Evil Nature in PvP because it only matters at the end and her job is done by then.
I'm just here for tall women.
>>724790693>AK-12 and Essex managed to get into qualifiers>so it isn't impossible for a gacha character to winThey're meme picks and for meme picks to get in they either need massive fotm or time. Butts and Sex have been a staple of /v/ for half a decade by now. If Doro couldn't qualify I doubt Mambo or anyone else will.
>>724796521mogged
>>724796472what's this?
>>724796365Seabiscuit and Secretariat are more likely than American Pharaoh.
>>724796282I'd rather read a mango that focuses on Golshi.
>>724796521uma if she real?
>>724796574https://store.steampowered.com/app/3278410/DuoBellum_de_Marionnette/Trailer is very misleading, it has 0 pve content btw
>thinking they actually add good American horses to the gameNah they'd put this jobber in first
>>724795295Bless you drawfag.
>>724796059But...she has no balls
>Forever Young won't be a tall, skinny twig with massive titsWhat a waste
>>724790857>All that and she's still a B+That A-rank wall is killer
>>724796740sunday silence blood, most of those are either flat or medium, very few like golshi and rob roy are titty monsters
>>724795982I can't believe this beautiful uma is a fucking DIRTER!How am I supposed to get fans with her?
>>724796602https://mangadex.org/title/c83006f3-e650-46fd-b6de-a88df6b59fab/umamusume-pretty-derby-pisupisu-supisupi-golshi-chan
>>724796672To be fair, how the fuck do you beat something like this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG_27cCW5bw
>>724796887She's a gamer anyway, impossible for her to generate fans.
>>724788421Marvelous~ Sunday of course
>>724790693(me)I'll leave the poll open until midnight so everyone has a chance to get their say in. I'll post it again in the evening threads since we go through these threads fast. If you don't like either choice then feel free to act independently. I'll support any Umamusume just to get them to number 1 in the contest
>>724796740Blame his aunt being in the game. You can already see that he’s wearing her hat.
>>724795295Such a lustful drawingWouldn't you agreeeee?
>>724796914woah
>>724796952I dunno, if she made a twitch account(Umitch? Umatch?) I'm sure she would've been able to gather a good number of fans
>>724796852>>724796996I just want an uma with that 'tits on a stick' archetype man, literally nobody in the game is like that
>>724786546do you still know what friendship is?
>>724796992Salty nigger aside (maybe he's the SEA monkey?), I think the overall opinion is that Urara is the only one who can potentially win, just because most other umas are not that well known outside of these threads
>>724796996who?
der/v/ has an open slot, send your request or post your id for an invite, make sure to have /v/ or something /v/ related so I know you're from here
>>724797529Loves Only YouShe’s the direct sister to Real Steel who’s the father of Forever Young. She also won the Breeders Cup race for mares.
>>724797810>the last thing Tachyon's trainer sees before the next round of experiments
Great thread remember to take a break
>>724797810
>>724797810Imagine the smell...
>>724788421
>>724798083
>>724798006>Kidnapped to Epsatano Island
>>724798379teio should act more slutty
>>724798379Sorry, what was that, Teio? I was in the middle of scheduling my date with Kiryuuin.
>>724798510only her?
>>724798567i claim the hag in suit
>>724798567>Get hired to train a professional athlete>Her future depends on you training her well>Spend every single second being a fuccboi and dating multiple women insteadI would be mad too
>>724798567The "six people at once date" is reserved for New Year's.
>>724798786She isn't mad tho, every single date ups her mood
