>Good work, Ashcroft. I'll take it from here.
I would cum buckets, please let it be true.
I can NOT believe it!!! Ada! THANK you for FINALLY agreeing to settle down with me. OH? You want to give me this unopened bottle of Jack Daniels, as a way to feed my ongoing alcohol addiction after seeing my ENTIRE TEAM get BRUTALLY KILLED for the US Government?!?! HUUUUUHHH?!?!? JACK Daniels? I GET IT, ADA, YOU want to KEK me, RIGHT?!? You wanna JACK OFF a t-103 type and have me WATCH as his VIRAL STRAIN goes all over your FACE while I continue to DRINK and give myself ALCOHOL POISONING?!?! WHHHAAAA---?!?! You REALLY mean that?!?! Instead of just letting the monster EXPLODE in your CELLAR, you want to ADD PRECIOUS NECTAR to my measly drink?!?!? And then, you will both GUFFAW as you WATCH me GUZZLE DOWN on it?!?!? I will be LAUGHED at as you HUMILIATE and INSULT ME?!?! EEHHHH?!? Wait, this is also from RACCOON CITY?!?! I SEE WHAT you are GETTING at!!! YOU want ME to CUM into the PUBLIC WATER SUPPLY!?!?!? EEEEHHHHH?!?!?! SINCE that SEMEN will be carrying T-VIRUS INFECTION, it will * GULP* INFECT THE ENTIRE CITY!?!?!? AND it will ALSO TECHNICALLY be my OWN CHILD infecting EVERYONE?!?!? You're gonna BEAT me and FORCE me to ALLOW MY OWN CHILD to INFECT MILLIONS while I JACK OFF?!? AND this EXPERIENCE will TRAUMATISE ME, but DUE to the VERY NATURE of the ACT, I will get MORE aroused than EVER BEFORE!?!?! I'll be ABLE to SATURATE local POPULATIONS on a GLOBAL SCALE and FORCE the BSAA to COMBAT this GROTESQUE ABOMINATION as it spreads ALL OVER THE WORLD? The ENTIRE WORLD will become infected due to INGESTING my own CHILDREN as I am LOCKED and TRAPPED in a SMALL CLOSET, while YOU and the T-103 SPEND ALL my HARD EARNED GOVERNMENT CASH on APHRODISIACS?!?! KEKING me even FURTHER and CAUSING me to INCREASE my RATE OF INFECTION??!! You two will be FUCKING LONG after I am REDUCED to a MINDLESS ZOMBIE in the CLOSET?!?! And I WILL NOT have DIED, but rather CONTINUE LIVING in a near BRAINLESS SHELL, LOCKED and CAGED in a 5 SQUARE FOOT WARDROBE?!? YABBA DABBA DOO LET'S GET COOKING!!!
>>724781237>Supposed to the end of the Racoon arc>No Jill>No Claire>No Ada>No Sherry>None of the actual characters involved from OutbreakFucking gay and retarded. Looks like another clear pirate for me.
>>724781757Bro this is a Capcom game, it will definitely have Denuvo
>>724781237Leon's 100% the lead for RE9.
>>724781757If leon is actually in, ada/claire will probably appear as well. Alyssa will probably be in the side content if she's not the secondary through some flashback segments. Jill and alex seem the most likely to show up in major roles though.
>>724781757I don't want Jill back until they get rid of that fucking Goblin they've been using since the remake.
>>724782587I don't understand how people can be this delusional. Like if they were in the game they'd slap them all over the promotional material to get old fans interested. But no it's just some literal who character.
>Leon twink death will be real
>>724781757Racoon arc ended decades ago. The fact they're trying to re-open it despite far worse incidents happening in the setting since is telling about the current state of the writing and lack of confidence Capcom's current writers have in the setting
>>724781237Is this gonna be nu-leon or OG leon from RE6? Since in the latest RE movie they stick with RE 6 Leon
>>724781237let the guy retire already
>>724781237If they use the same baby face model from DE4Make then the game is already DOA
>Have you seen the same shit I've seen? Go back to your office, where it's safe
>>724783671lol, lmao even
>>724781864Wouldn't it get cracked eventually?
>>724784103Go fuck sheva chris, redfield bloodline most continue. Even wesker had a son for fuck sake!
>>724781757tpbp
>>724781757retard