>no Warhammer 40k game with playable PrimarchsDoes Games Workshop just hate money? Tell me how you'd go about it.
>>724783843with how different they are you could basically do anything
>>724783843>thousands sons magical academy simulatorDOKI DOKI
>>724783962They more atypical they are the more interesting it is. Probably why I liked Legion so much.
>>724783843so are all white scars asian? someone explain this to me
Always found these portraits interesting, when it comes to the quality.Fulgrim is the absolute worst one. Which is weird, considering it shouldn't be hard to make him the best one.The Lion, the Khan, Russ, Curze and Mortarion look great.Perturabo is easily the best one, straight up kino.Sanguinius one is just odd. I can't tell if I like it or hate it.The rest look average to shit.
Like Star Wars Battlefront of course, except your Jedi heroes are now Primarchs.>>724784603They come from planet Mongolion.
>>724784740That's just one of many artist's interpretations.
>>724784837Why does Fulgrim look like the fat bitch from the little mermaid?
>>724784893He looked like the rock but white
>>724784603almost all chapters recruit from one homeworld. it just makes for simpler visuals.
>>724784557>I am Alpharius.
>>724783843If we want to get technical, there is one.
>>724783843With how tight fisted GW are with control of their characters it wouldn't be a great idea. Probably a big part of the reason most 40k games only have original characters.
>>724784807who writes this shit
Lorgar is always right
>Corvus Corax and Konrad Kurze Arkham predator-style stealth game>Gulliman, Perturabo, and Rogal Dorn strategy game>Sanguinius Musou game>Ultra-violent God of War-style game with Angron>Vulkan game with Dark Souls-style in-universe respawn mechanic>Gay Fulgrim WEG
>>724784740Yep, agree about Perturabo, he just looks unhinged
>>724785213Me, I made it up.>>724785345
>>724785406whoops>>724785345I want to play the Angron game.
>>724785345>the angry one is named angronwere they drinking
>>724785345i dunno but musou style game can work with 40k although it don't have to be primarch
>>724783843>no Warhammer 40k game with playable PrimarchsThank fucking God!
>>724785709Yes, actually. Warhammer, both fantasy and 40k, were made by a bunch of drunken Brits in a pub talking about what's most cool.
>>724785263And he hates it.
>>724783843Dogshit franchise, it might even be shittier ten Dune
>>724785263>>724786203I think it's funny how he's pretty much trapped in his cuck shed because if he goes outside, birdboy will tear him a new asshole
>>724785263>>724786203it's sad because lorgar could have been saved. he just had the misfortune of being surrounded by two of possibly the worst people in the galaxy, definitely among space marines.
>>724783843Primarchs;>Mostly a bunch of spastic autists being commanded by the most spastic of autists>Half of them have overly dramatic 'tragic' lives where their borderline godly strength and minds didn't really work, leading to internal conflicts and friction even in their own legions>Their stories are so retarded that many now theorize the Emperor intentionally sabotaged them knowing they would fall to Chaos>They rebelled because one guy shanked another guy and brought up his daddy issues, who then rallied his fellow whiny brats>10,000 years later most are dead, missing, or enslaved by DaemonsPhoenix Lords>Council of elite warrior monks dedicated to the longest reigning God in the setting>Each one embodies a different aspect of warfare they're dedicated to>Mythical beings who appear in battle to turn the tide of entire campaigns with their presence alone>They fully acknowledge their roles as warriors, and the fact they cannot go back from that>Each one inspires total loyalty in their followers, and takes time to appeal to them and care for them before setting off for new wars>Often work individually but will easily collaborate; only a single Phoenix Lord ever turned on his comrades and it was due to being consumed by his hunger for killing, not Chaos>10,000 years after their founding each Phoenix Lord, including the Fallen one, is still active and afieldPrimarchs are fucking gay, make a Phoenix Lord game instead.
>>724786687But they're Eldar and as such doomed to obscurity never to do anything meaningful.
>>724786783Who the FUCK wants to be part of the modern 40k narrative?
>>724786916they tried with ynnead
>>724787498And nobody, especially Eldar fans, wanted that shit.
>>724783843>>724784837The emperor is mexican he even got created by lizardman
>>724788213He's Anatolian.
>>724783843Preffer creating one OC
>>724783843>>724784837So what's the Primarch who would absolutely NEVER fall to Chaos?
>>724784837I prefer the superior version
The Last Church
>>724783962Seems like a perfect vidya protag thenBut they'd have to like, commit to a story
>>724791073>I prefer the tranny versionI prefer the tranny version of you (i.e. hanging from the rafters)
>>724791071Perturabo, he's too intelligent
>>724791071Lion.
>>724783843Whats Joe Rogan doing in wh40k universe?
>>724791071Omegon, duh. Gotta watch out for that Alpharius kid, though...
>lion el johnsonIs he spanish?
>>724784837the old pencil remembrancer portraits will always be what i think of for their canonical appearances
>>724791406>he's way too rational! does something completely emotional!>he's just the best! always beat by Dorn
>>724791589He's a British homosexual.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lionel_Johnson
>>724783843>No 40k game with playable Primarchs.There's only 6 Primarchs currently usable on the 40k tabletop. Why would they make a game to shill models that don't exist?
>>724785709the primarch of the Iron Hands is named Ferrus Manusi don't think you need to have studied latin to figure that one out
>>724791381
>>724791821>ferrus manus>has hands made of irondeepest lore
>>724791071>mfw Khan gave serious consideration whether to join Horus in rebellion and quickly realized no matter how bad a despot the Emperor might be at least he's not a cackle of Chaos gods looking to rape you for laughs
>>724791406>tfw too intelligent to fall to chaos>falls to chaos anyway
>>724784740Khan looks like shit. Eastern artists always obssesed with making him as gross as possible (more like them)
>>724783843>>724784837sanguinius and his pretty boy portrayals will always be funny to me when you consider he was an absolute BEAST on the battle field. arguably the most dangerous primarch all-around.
>>724792286>implying that those two things are mutually exclusive
>>724791985and people say he's predictable
>>724791985>>falls to chaos anywayDid he though? You just don't get it
orkz is best
>>724783843>>724791073>Curze not having black eyesI get autistically mad about this.
>>724791073Lorgar: >:(Lorgara: :^O
>cloned Horus, Fulgrim, and Ferrus
>>724793415If he's so good why can't he clone a better hairline?
>>724793256
>>724793415I find it hilarious that he's German.
>>724793256Cock and Ball torture <3
>>724792286what have these two things got to do with each other. All youre doing is telling people you cant comprehend that absolute radiance can be attached to an absolute power.>guy looks divine>must be weak
*does nothing wrong in your path*
>>724793904It isn't about strength it is about majesty and nobility. Vampires have always been savage brutality in a deceptively noble body idk how you missed that.
>>724794131Love this guy
>>724794131I love how there's NOTHING misguided about Erebus. From the fact his entire identity is assumed and false, down to seeing what Big E was doing only to go "yeah, I'll fuck it all up".
>>724794210It's a mish mash of stuff like everything in warhammer. Vampires weren't handsome nobles until Dracula or Carmilla. Then there is the Angel of Death, or Destroying Angel in the Bible, who killed an entire Assyrian army by himself.
>>724784837yes MANY
>>724794131>The Emperor must have glanced at this fellow and went ''Yup, he looks trustworthy enough''
>>724794408Anon it goes back to Sekhmet with the head of a lioness that visually embodies that entire nature of savage nobility to begin with.
>>724783843GW would do ANYTHING for more money, except take good decisions, they are hopelessly retarded
>>724783843>crowdsource my liscened game!Step 1: Buy rope.Step 2: Buy a folding chair.Step 3: Do the needful.Step 4: ???Step 5: Profit.
>>724791073Femarchs dating sim when
>>724791159Athiest jerk off sesh
>>724783843It exists but it's a digital TCG.
>>724795257loved the mechanics of this game before the powercreep, also fucking sad they stopped using books arts
>>724784740They all look like utter shit in that image, without exception. Horrible art, bordering on AI slop quality.
>>724795929show us some good art then anon
>>724788501>>724788213He looks native north american. He doesnt look anatolian nor meso american.
This one is a no-brainer, too. Too bad Rebellion is probably too autistic to ever move away from their WWII psychosis.
>>724796376>sniper elitethey really need to move out of ww2 europe. jungles of burma would be a great setting
>>724783843Each primarch commits suicide so warhammer can go back to being a /your dudes/ setting. Hero hammer is fucking gay.
>>724796094Look at the cover art of any of the primarchs novels.
>>724796376this game and company of heroes are games that shouldve moved on from ww2 ages ago. why are they like this?
>>724796376>ywn sneak atop a gothic spire, and look down upon thousands of gaudy NPC's to find your target
>>724796493Why don't you go whine about people not taking your plastic toys seriously enough at your /tg/ general.
>>724796649I'd love a dawn of war with the veterancy system of COH they made after
>>724796376Goddamn, that Vindicare assassin is built like a brick house.
>>724783843No one cares about your cringe fa/tg/uy lore about primarchs and characters from 40k.Gamers and normies might like speesh muhreens and tyranids, sure, but lore deeper than that is very dweeby.
>>724797057I'd say people would care about Primarchs since they're basically heroes and villains on 40k's focus on Imperium and Chaos. Not that I WANT that for the setting, but I could see a crowd latching onto it.
>>724783843Cooking game with Vulkan and little girls
>>724797354not those. the only chaos primarch anybody gives a damn about is perturabo and he's still never going to be as cool as his own son dantioch
>>724797592Dantioch is dead
>>724785345Salamanders are cool as shit.>Into the fires of battle, unto the Anvil of War!
>>724797354that already happened with horus heresy and has been spilling into 40k ever since guilliman's return
>>724797656perturabo too if the demon primarch rumors are true
>>724797932When is the Khan coming back?
>>724798069Perturabo has already been back talking to Honsou. He's definitely a changed man, and it almost seemed like he missed Dorn given a comment about Honsou (he's half Imperial Fist geneseed)
Did Mortarion change in any way after his run-in with his dad in the body of Guilliman, or is he still a full on Nurgle simp?
>>724798375the siege clearly shows he isn't stupid about Dorn and aknowledges his abilities. Doesn't surprise me he'd miss him
>>724798503He's getting a redemption arc
>>724783843>MUH PRIMARCHSPrimarchs ruined 40k. And I say that while simultaneously admitting Son of the Forest is the best book GW did since prolly Helsreach.
>>724783843>MOBA/ASSFAGGOTS>playable chars are primarchs>you also get them in pre-heresy formats>also you get a bunch of other notable chars from other racesThats it.>same mode as in DoW2 where you face against waves of enemies that increase in difficulty>objectives mode>king of the hill>deathmatch>team deathmatch>capture the flag>bombing run>betrayal>skull collectorIt would work, and it would be the best MOBA shit ever, yet developers and publishers these days are fucking retards, it will never happen.
Primarchs would probably need to be 30k, so just Horus Heresy that shit.But then people would bitch about it missing all the shit they know 40k for.
>>724798983They should do Warhammer 10k
>>724799063>Warhammer 10k>Eldar Empire player loads in and types "I win" in chat>Every other players' base explodes as they instantly lose
>>724797932ROWBOAT
>>724793621Turns out Norwood Reaper is an agent of Chaos.
>>724791957>no matter how bad a despot the Emperor might be at least he's not a cackle of Chaos godsHe came real fucking close, though.
>Hey dad I a gateway to labyrinthine dimension on a planet that I conquered>SHUT UP MAGNUS YOU FUCKING RETARD YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING LIKE THAT AND I BAN YOU FROM USING MAGIC NOW GO HOME AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID.What the fuck was the emperors problem? Having Magnus onboard was key in the Emperors webway project. Why was he so retarded?
>>724801552all according to keikaku (keikau means plan)
>>724792286Wait, is this even canon? I thought Angron became a DP much later?
>>724801791siege of terra
>>724801791No he became a demon primarch during the HH, but I don't think this is supposed to be Sanguinious. I think that is supposed to be the Sanginor
>>724801791>In the confrontation between Sanguinius and the Daemon Primarch Angron, Sanguinius forcibly removes the Butcher’s Nails from Angron’s head, a process that causes Angron immense agony.It's in Echoes of Eternity
>>724802270Khorne laughs at Angron as it happens
>>724783843>Tell me how you'd go about it.I wouldn't because the primarchs, like the horus heresy, should have remained a legendary aspect of the setting, and making them characters in the game, and spelling out the story in the books is actively detrimental to the franchise.
>>724801552The emperor is actually a massive retard, he's just powerful.He has zero social undertanding and intelligence.
>r/grimdank the thread
>>724803161It's more that everything is a mere stepping stone for him. Remember, we're talking about someone who already had to drag humanity out from the Age of Strife after being committed to just observing everything from the shadows.
>>724803985And that's what makes him a retard, he put himself in that throne for life.
>>724804367One moment when Big E truly despaired was after the Webway project got destroyed. He realized there was no way humanity would be able to safely travel the stars.
>>724791381Based.
>>724786687I think an Aspect Warrior game would be cool.Do a bunch of missions, first as a guardian, then later as whatever aspect you choose.Want to defeat enemies up close? Pick Howling Banshees or Striking Scorpions.Long ranged? Dark Reapers.Short ranged? Fire Dragons.Hit-and-run? Howling Banshees or Warp Spiders.Jack-of-all-trades? Dire Avengers.If you pick the same aspect 3-4 times and perform some extra tasks you get stuck as an Exarch - more powerful but you can't change aspect anymore.
>>724804690They should expand the Boltgun games to just be the 40k -Gun series.Lasgun, where you play as a guardsmanRailgun, where you play as tauShruikengun, where you play as eldar,Biogun, where you play a nid.Boltgun3, where you play as a chaos.
>>724804867You forgot "Slugga".
>>724783843Why are guys who only want sons so fucking gay, but guys who get only daughters are extremely straight?
>>724791073Only AGP-ers like this.
>>724804981I did, but I would have called it SluggaGun,to stick with the name pattern and make it sound dumber.
>>724805225Call it deffgun or snazzgun.
>>724804867>Lasgun, where you play as a guardsman>die>instead of respawning you take control of the next guardsman
>>724792286absolute KINO
>>724801552>gets told by dad to not fuck around with space magic>fucks around with space magic>fucks the entire galaxy up>"IT WASNT MY FAULT DAD!"why is Magbus such a retarded nigger?
>>724785129>play angron>lose to a mountain goat>meet the enchantress and get polymorphed into a frogstill a better fate than what canonically happened to him
>>724806536>told to not fuck up with space magic, thus doesn't ever learn to properly control his strength and blasts terra with a super warp wave instead of sending a message like a normal astropath
>>724807329>don't do this thing even if you really really think you need to >does the thing>wow this is the fault of guy who told me not to do thing
>>724807329>>724807589That isn't what happened. He publicly embarrassed him and let Mortarion and Leman Rus shit all over him infront of all the legions, then told him to go home and never practice magic ever again. This being said to the man and the legion that are entirely defined by their acuity for magic, and you know what, Magnus complied with his order. It wasn't until Magnus literally saw Erebus stab Horus with the chaos dagger and saw that he was going to be corruptted that he thought he had no other choice, and largely he was correct(Horus was able to change the emperors orders to Leman Rus from just arresting Magnus to killing him and all the thousand sons). So yes the emperor was wrong as he put them in a complete lose lose situation. Horus knew Magnus knew what he was and was going to deal with him one way or another. Siding with Mortarion and Leman Rus over Magnus was a mistake. Keeping him out of the fold of all of your plans was a mistake. Even after the fall when Magnus snuck into the palace to, and the Emperor told him that he could be redeemed but he had to kill all of his sons, that too was a mistake. Magnus was the most important primarch, and the Emperor consistantly kept him in the dark, left him on the edges of the Imperium, and sided with shit bags like Mortarion over Magnus. All he had to do was bring Magnus to Terra after Magnus discovered the webway and read him into his webway project plans, and the Heresy would have gone very diffferntly
>>724808539oooor, he could simply not fuck around with the chaos shit after the Emperor told him he shouldnt do it because the chaos fuckers will trick him>nooooo I am smarter then the chaos gods. I even beat that snake on the sand nigger planet XOOOOO
why do all traitor primarch have autism? who is the worst? is it Perturabo?
>>724791669based
>>724810197>Emperor told him he shouldnt do it because the chaos fuckers will trick himThat never happened. He never gave him an explanation. He just told him don't do it. Magnus didn't even know the chaos gods existed, none of the primarchs did.
>>724808539Things could be infinitely worse as Tzeentch could likely still corrupt Magnus at any time because Magnus isnt resistant to corruption like the Big E or Malcador due to their thousands of years of experience. If Big E keeps Magnus in the loop then its quite possible he sits on the golden throne becomes a puppet for Tzeentch and corrupts the entire galaxy towards his will. The main point of the Emperor hiding things is explained that through his powers of foresight he knows that if he tells his sons about Chaos or his secret projects worse things will happen due to them thinking Chaos can be used as a tool. Now imagine that mind then plugged into the Golden Throne or having access to the Emperor's other projects and you might get an idea that yeah the Emperor was completely right. The real problems in the setting are Lorgar being an idiot manchild and Russ thinking everyone should bend to his ideals because Fenris is the most important thing ever. Essentially Russ is a shitty version of The Khan who has no sense of anything outside himself and is only loyal due to his genes rather than actually making a conscious choice towards understanding good or evil. For all intents and purposes id put the Space Wolves as the most unfit legion to exist in the galaxy because they dont understand anything outside their petty supersittious mindset.
>>724810732he did. in the book where Magnus and the Emperor fly together through the chaos in a flashback story. Magnus tells that he thinks he is smarter because he made them accept his deal to save his legion for his one eye, which of course was a trick.So Magnus knew. He just thought there are also helpful forces in the warp which help he gladly accepted to reach the Emperor. Which of course was also a trick to fuck everything up.
>>724810916>Things could be infinitely worse as Tzeentch could likely still corrupt Magnus at any time because Magnus isnt resistant to corruption like the Big E or Malcador due to their thousands of years of experience.Even more reason to keep him close>If Big E keeps Magnus in the loop then its quite possible he sits on the golden throne becomes a puppet for Tzeentch and corrupts the entire galaxy towards his will. It was always the Emperors plan to put Magnus on the throne.
>>724811109>So Magnus knew. He just thought there are also helpful forces in the warp which help he gladly accepted to reach the Emperor. Which of course was also a trick to fuck everything up.The emperor never told him shit, he just vagueposted. I mean hell Magnus sacrificed his eye and all the Thousand Sons were running around with little demon pets and the Emperor didn't think to pull him aside and say, "Hey these are actually demons that want to eat your soul and the thing you gave your eye to is actually a horrific warp god that uses trickery and manipulation to fuck the universe up."
>>724810916>For all intents and purposes id put the Space Wolves as the most unfit legion to exist in the galaxythe get the job done. that's what matters.
>>724797504>Cooking little eldar girls game with Vulkan*
>>724811536>Implying eldar shits don't deserve itVulkan did nothing wrong.
>>724791669me as well, no image of konrad has ever captured the sheer goulishness of this one
>>724793415he cloned all the primarchs at one point or another according to lore
