>Makes /v/ incredibly butthurt for some reason
>>724785258I don't get it.
>>724785258>>724785315It refers to the prostate.
name a game that only uses analog stick in gameplay and no buttons, i bet there are loads. racing sims doesnt count
>>724785258Then I should be able to control what those buttons do
>>724785258>make child rape murder simulator >why do you think that's weird? just don't press the rape and murder children button???
>>724785315Obliterates every faggot who complains about options in games.
>>724785315devs made a shit game with poor design choices and the franchise flopped
>>724785258>doesn't press the buy button>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU CAN'T DO THAT FUCKING CHUUUUUUUD
>>724785792why not give options to rape every NPC? just an option bro. Oh what? You think that would be annoying and offensive to read? huh
>>724785315Autists hate the idea of doing anything in a video game purely for fun, everything needs to be an efficency clockwork machine, they have meta brainrot
>>724785258this is how i feel when people complain about microtransactions and gacha
>>724785792every option takes away attention and resources from other far more important priorities
>>724786053If the efficient option isn't the fun option then game has failed in its design.
>punch myself in the balls>"why are you punching your balls?">WOW WELL IF THEY DIDN'T WANT ME TO PUNCH MYSELF IN THE BALLS THEN HOW COME IT'S AN OPTION HUUH?
>>724785976>You think that would be annoying and offensive to readNo i wouldn't. What made you think i would? It's just pixels on a screen. Rape to your hearts content.
>>724786459>not a single existing gay has anything against rapeGuess I forgot about that.
>>724785792that lying cowardly piece of shit has no worth nothing he writes matters anymore
>>724786397If a game has a constant separate option of punching yourself in the balls you might do so by accident, where you wouldn't in real life. But also, if a game was sold on the idea that it can induce ball-ache (just like life has sometimes), I wouldn't buy it.
>>724785258Why didn't they make a sandbox game if that's their goal then?
>>724785258oh cool so when are we getting buttons that are controversial with the self-proclaimed good people?
>>724786459funny how this also works the other way where you trick yourself into thinking none of those people exist in any capacity
>>724785502Katamari Damacy
>>724786893>>724787109
>>724787316Some self-proclaimed good people might think freeze mechanics are lame too.
>>724785792as much as I hate toby fox, he's the only guy who knows how to deal with this sort of shit
>>724787658I'll keep not pressing "add to cart" button.
