>>724801392Look at the one shot johnny ova here.
>no defenseI don't like dying because I got clipped by some fuckass projectile or visually-whiffed melee attack.
Put literally everything into speed and you'll win everything
>>724801392t. 1 hit johnny
>>724801392won't the ranged + speed counter you
>>724801392how did you find the secret sauce to every single one of my pokemon effort value builds?!?! ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW!
>>724801554One Shot Johnny of course!
>>724801554Didn't someone actually make a game out of this?
>>724801936https://anarchoapathy.itch.io/battleshrimp
>>724802216>Gets rekt by another OSJLmao
>>724801936https://www.youtube.com/shorts/g_FLIAaTPn8
>>724801554>>724801936>>724802216>>724802610https://store.steampowered.com/app/2824880/SHRIMP_GAME/
>>724801392>max attack>max speed>only defensive option is huge dodge chancemy favorite kind of character
>>724801554*bumps you into stage hazard*Nothin' personell
>>724801392tits need to be maxed out, too
>>724803470>Playing a femoid. I am not a tranny.
>>724802216Bumpsy is unironically a hard counter to One Shot Johnny. Fucker has literally NO defense so a couple pokes from Bumpsy and he'll win.