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Why the fuck is there a fucking talking squirrel in a god of war game?
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NIGGA THAT'S NUTS
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>>724818374
Why not?
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>>724818374
Is this before or after being handheld by your wife's son?
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>>724818374
I don't see why not shitposter-kun.
Btw you should tie a noose and hang yourself, or cut your wrists, nobody likes you.
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>>724818374
MCU writing disease
Total grey death btw
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>>724818374
It's a nod to Shadow Tower
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>>724818420
We must be nutter men
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>>724818374
we must be better– wait, is that a motherfucking talking squirrel?
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>>724818374
we must be better squirrels
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>>724818374
>*record scratch* He's right behind me, isn't he?
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>>724818374
don't say it don't think it
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>>724818374
I haven't played it but I'm guessing that's Ratatoskr?
that'd be why
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Is it just Ratatoskr? Makes sense for a Norse mythology game he'd be there. He's even known for being a smarmy shittalker running up and down the tree.
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We must be better rodents
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He's an Odinic nutcracker
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>>724818374
It became a better franchise.
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>>724818374
Because the game was written by Andrew Burch and he thought it would be hilarious.
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>>724818374
they are talking about the bvll
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>>724818374
So not even some kind of god or something? Just 'The Squirrel'? Just a fucking squirrel that can talk?
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>>724819005
>>724819017
Yeah. Main issue is it's SungWon Cho and he's not really 'acting' so much as doing his default level of bombast, but it's not intrinsically out of place for the setting or the general tone of the game.
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>>724818374
>we want the capeshit audience
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>>724818374
>talking
dude that thing is the size of a bobcat and wears clothes but talking is where you draw the line?
BTW it's straight from OG Norse floklore, they didn't invent it to be a marvel mascot for the game
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>>724818808
RedGODS won
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>>724819017
/v/ doesn't know nor doesn't care to know about norse mythology. It's just a tool for idpol and shitposting.
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>>724819409
>they didn't invent it to be a marvel mascot for the game
They absolutely repurposed a folklore creature to be a marvel mascot for the game.
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>>724819005
>>724819017
>>724819409
>>724819537
>ACKCHYUALLY IT'S NORS SLOPOLOGY
Doesn't make it less retarded.
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>>724820205
nigga you're huffing about son of Zeus - who raped a woman while he was taking form of a swan - meeting a talking squirrel
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>>724820205
We must be less retarded men
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>>724818374
Redbros... We must accept our wifes grey son. What she did before she met us doesn't matter... We must be better squirrels.
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>>724818374
its a game with monsters and people with magical powers but yes, lets draw the line at the talking squirrel. Go vent your frustration of abusive dad somewhere else faggot
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I liked Ragnarok.
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>>724820205

>game about Norse mythology has Norse mythology in it

>that's retarded

if you faggots hate fun that much, kill yourselves already
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>>724820205
Oh so NOW accuracy is bad
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>>724818374
Why not? I think its funny
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>>724818374
he's me, HE'S JUST LIKE ME FR
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>>724820205
Just say you were acting retarded already
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>>724818420
fpbp
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>>724818968
fellow red squirrels we must be better squirrel and more accepting toward grey squirrels.
alvin and the chipmunks is literall red squirrel supremacist prograpaganda.
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What will it take for you to respect GoW again? I want to see how retarded your ideas are.
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>>724818374
because its a reddit game
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>>724823278
Two choices
>same shitty modern gameplay, but Non-western mythology
>pull the camera back and let Kratos run and jump
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>>724818374
>TALKING ANIMALS NEVER EXISTED IN MYTHOLOGY WTF DEVS
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>>724818374
wait till /v/ learns who voiced this fur fuck
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>>724818374
It scored highly when they did focus testing on women.
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>>724819409
>it's straight from OG Norse floklore
does loki fuck any animals on screen?
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>>724818374
NIGGA
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>>724823663
that damned hypocrite stole a VA gig from a real squirrel!
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We must be better pets
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>>724823921
how do you figure that?
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>>724818374
Maybe because there's actually a talking squirrel in norse myth you subliterate?

>>724821015
kek, this
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>>724818420
lmfaoooooooo
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>>724818374
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wtf OP
this image is sexo
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Why are chuds so aggressively retarded about Western culture
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>>724818374
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>>724824525
Ironically they forgot how to "seethe".
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>>724824525
Because despite hating on the concept of mutts/americans, they themselves are the same. They are culturally unmoored and distanced from their own ancient ways and became an amalgam culture that is recent and artificial.
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>>724818420
I love this little nigga like you wouldn't fucking believe.
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>*blocks your path*
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>>724818374
The squirrel talks in the mythos, just not with the "Mmmhh what's up Doc" sppech ProZD gives it.
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>>724818374
Dis nigga dun no bout muvafk'n world tree squirrel! Sheeeeeeeeit!
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>>724818374
>why is there a mythical figure in a game about mythical figures?
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>>724818374
because the mcu writing/humor infected everything. that's why we get so many games with millennial writing like borderlands or movies that incessantly try to copy guardians of the faggotry
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>>724825764
i didnt know marvel created jak and daxter
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>>724820953
ok the talking squirrel is fine but niggerboda is somehow ok as well? the writers didn't care about authenticity which is why the talking squirrel looks stupid
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>>724818374
YOU LOOKIN' FOR A SQUABBLE? ...SQUARE UP PARTNER
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the squirrel ate kratos' nuts
squirrel turned into a roidzombie due to the nuts
kratos turned søy due to lack of nuts
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>>724825972
his NUTS are as big as mine
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>>724818374
Because he's one of the Norse gods.
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>>724818374
did he impregnate freya?
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>>724825972
Imagine sucking those hahaaa
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>>724820205
Man, everything becomes slop when it triggers your teenage girl brains.
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>>724818374
Just like in my heckin guardians of galaxy
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>>724825972
nigga....
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>>724818374
Ratatasker is a chad. He's the messenger of the gods and loves to fuck with everyone because lmao. Nigga you are nuts.
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>>724825972
Let yo shit hang nigga
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The sequel seems fucking awful just from observation, but how is the nu God of War 1?
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>>724819017
Just because it has mythological backing, doesn't mean it doesn't ruin the tone.
How would you feel if during the final battle for the throne of Egypt between Set and Horus, there was an interruption for a gay sex scene? It did happen in the og myth, but it doesn't fit with the story.
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>>724827080

its a great game. I dropped it on release because there are a few slow cinematic things at the start which gave me a terrible first impression. like walking slowly with a log on your shoulder, walking slowly with an animal in your hands. walking slowly through a crack in the wall triple A style.

but im so glad I gave it another chance - that slow shit is mostly at the start of the game and climbing (awful). but the game is really good and im so glad I went back to it
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>>724820446
Including Zeus in the form of a swan would have killed the tone of the original games despite having canonical grounding
It's painfully obvious WHY they chose to include the faggot squirrel and it does make for a worse product
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>>724827828
wow if that triggers you wait until you hear what zeus did when he transformed into a hawk
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>>724819263
It's Ratatoskr. In Norse mythology Ratatoskr is a squirrel that runs up and down the world tree Yggdrasil to carry messages between the eagles that perch on its branches and the serpent Nidhoggr, who dwells beneath the roots. God of War 2018 and Ragnarok are about Norse mythology, so why wouldn't he appear?
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>>724825972
>canonically lost vs live action cow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iNuOqshmwY
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>>724818374
I think it's a reference to that one Souls youtube channel
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>>724823278
Kill off Atreus
Have Kratos shave his gay beard
Go back to the classic action gameplay
Bigger scarier monsters
Get rid of Kratos lame Bettar Men persona
More female nudity
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>>724818456
>handheld by your wife's son
That's the whole game, so before, during, and after.
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>>724818420
NIGGA THAT WAS NUTS
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>>724818494
this is your appearance
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>>724827317
nugow has no good tone to ruin, the audience that actually enjoys these sharts is just gonna pogface and go DUDE IT'S LIKE ROCKET
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>>724818374
Why the fuck does Kratos look like a basedfaggot. There's your answer.
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>>724823278
Ok so first make kratos into a girl and then give her huge boobs, i mean some serious honkers,
a real set of bazingas...
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>>724830632
Me on the right.
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>>724831279
*sigh* yeah no actually girls aren't gods and are way weaker than men are maybe go push your feminist agenda somewhere else
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Here's a better question:

Why the fuck did gamers allow Basedny to ruin God of fucking War and turn it into a liberal tearful self seeking faggot safety-circle-jerk session. Great, the version that came to PC is utter fucking liberal fagtard garbage. The only thing worth looking at it the fucking Squirrel, and Thrud's fat fuckin' thighs. That's it.

>The only good to come from the last god of war game is a slutty Norwegian whore and a goddamned talking squirrel who got pulled out of Scotland
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>>724827317
How is a trickster squirrel the same as faggot humping?
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
How are you doing today? :)
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>>724831696
It's in the lore, how is it different?
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>>724818374
I started playing the OG GoW the other day. Holy shit what a contrast to this walking dad simulator
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>>724832115
So is bestiality, but I never see you people cry for the slaughter of people over it.
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>>724833707
The fuck are you even rambling about? What conversation are you having?
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Who triggered acorn cop this time?
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>>724833790
I dunno, you're the one who brought up gay sex over a character from Norse mythology because you absolutely need something to lose your monkey-fucking shit over.
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>>724833948
>I dunno
It shows. Ask a parent to come explain to you what was being said.
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>>724834025
You said a squirrel is exactly like gay sex. Why do I need to explain to you something you said? Do you have no memory?
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>>724834156
The post that you just cannot comprehend is embarrassingly simple, just don't immediately chimp out when you see a single mention of gay sex.
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>>724834343
>no no no no YOU'RE the one chimping out because you acknowledged my post!
You are the one who is so angry at a squirrel you compared him to gay sex as something that utterly angers and confuses you. I laughed at it and you lost your shit even harder.
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I think the bigger issue is that Yggdrasil rat is animated like a cartoon character with extremely exaggerated and obvious smearing and squashing while literally everything else in the game is "normal"
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>>724834518
You never managed to demonstrate how the comparison wasn't apt.
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>>724825461
>voiced by ProZD
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These threads are comfort food for people who get easily angered at the dumbest shit, they can come in here and feel safe and secure in the company of other raging babies.
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>>724830538
Behold; a raped nigga and his nuts
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>>724834771
>>724825461
wtf. how can he voice act a squirrel when he is asian?
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>>724834860
HERRO! KRRARRORTOS. DO U RIEK BEAN BETTA MANG?!
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>>724818420
*raises eyebrow*
Indeed.
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>>724818374
Because they both need to be better men anon
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>>724827895
NTA, but I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume Zeus did some raping again.
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>>724835063
not just rape, but gay rape
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>>724835310
That wouldn't be strange to put in the game at all then
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>>724834823
Those are some very mean accusations, be better.
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>Play the game
>Hmmm this voice actor is annoying/bad
>Look it up
>E-Celeb

Every fucking time
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>>724835506
/v/ memed this retarded game with fake propaganda so hard it actually looped around into making them better men
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>>724818374
Remember how the plan for the original God of War was to have a little fairy in the first level that would get brutally killed to emphasize that the Kratos lived in a harsh world? They ended up not doing it because it was so edgy it came off as cringey, but they wanted to set a tone for how serious the world and its threats were.
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>>724818420
flippy bippy
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>>724828089
The problem is not that he is in the game. The problem is how he is depicted in the game. MCU, quippy, "clever," "I can't bother to really take this shit seriously," characters suck.
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>>724835572
Yong Yea in Yakuza feels like the casting director was taking the piss.
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>>724835310
>Zeus is gay
WHAT, THIS IS SOME WOKE BUL-
>Zeus is Greek
Carry on, nothing of note here
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Millennials trying to cling to childhood cartoons as a way to 'stay young' but really just obfuscate their midlife crisis
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>>724818374
Soilennials will shit on good mythology for a joke
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>>724836039
The squirrel is just as much of a smart-ass bastard in the mythology as he is in the game.
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>>724836235
nu-GOW isn't a particularly hard knowledge check on norse mythos but it does do its job of filtering out a fuckton of neo-nazis and morons that are only in on stuff for the viking aesthetic
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>>724818420
Theaad's over lads
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I got the itch to replay the old trilogy again and i'm having a blast. Dunno why people like this new age GoW so much. Looks pretty faggy and slow paced with hardly any gameplay.
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>>724836508
if the average american man from 1938 were alive today youd call them a neo nazi you spastic retard
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>>724838405
The average American was on their side, the only reason we went to war with Germany is because of Japan's attack on Pearl Harbor.
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>>724838405
>if you hadn't had breakfast this morning you'd be calling eggs and toast neo-nazis
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>>724819537
You say that like the devs didn't put idpol shit into the game itself. Kill yourself culture war faggot.
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>>724836508
>nu-GOW isn't a particularly hard knowledge check on norse mythos
Its fucking awful.
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>>724839164
Anon we're in a thread where people are complaining Ratatoskr the talking squirrel is a talking squirrel in GoW games
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EihdLRRIXxE
WTF
WTF
WTF
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>>724839201
Yes and you still don't understand why people take issue with it despite it being explicitly stated multiple times
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>>724818420
Better Meme than Better Men
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>>724839201
In the games where Baldr is an insane retard, Loki is Kratos' son, and Odin is a retard that looks like a car salesman from Brooklyn. Also Ratatoskr is retarded because instead of just being a squirrel that talked shit and spread rumors he's basically Rocket Raccoon.
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>>724839438
>I don't like Ratatoskr's portrayal
>Ratatoskr is a talking squirrel dis is so fukkin gay Marvelslop
These are not the same complaint
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>>724819274
TBF he's also voicing each different version except for one (which was already voiced Troy Baker.
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>>724835819
He's a talking squirrel, what did you expect?
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>>724839762
Something that doesn't spit on the tone of the series to chase popular trends
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>>724839709
That is true, and there's a bit of texture there, but because the neutral one isn't so much a flat affect as his own neutral tone it means it's all building off a dodgy foundation rather than setting a character than permuting it. I don't see how it was done as an affront, I honestly might not have noticed if it wasn't pointed out to me, but in a game that gives such a deep shit about character work and voice acting to the point that the fucking camera system is godawful just so you can see people's faces more? I'd like a bit more than what we got.

Mind you, the squirrel doesn't enter the top 20 for reasons I didn't enjoy the game and couldn't get more than halfway through a replay when the DLC came out.
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>>724839606
>Loki is Kratos' son
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>>724839894
He is new, he dos not know Kratos is better man
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>>724818374
WE MUST BE BETTER SQUIRRELS
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>>724839894
That is a meme, but Kratos is a cuck for a number of other reasons in the story.
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>>724839837
>Popular Trends: Squirrels
Nigga, that's nuts.
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>>724818374
Honestly it's the only kino thing about the game
But the serious answer is the team is probably a bunch of MCU soiboys so they put a Rocket Racoon clone in their game
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>>724840073
Those other reasons are why the meme took off
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>>724840126
Hey, if you can't write original good characters, might as well copy already good characters
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>>724825972
>I let my nuts hang
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>>724839670
>>724839606
>norse squirrel was the original marvel quipper
Man, Marvel isn't even original when it comes to their quipping.
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>>724840126
>Rocket Racoon clone
Not even, Rato is deliberately characterized as being calm / level-headed on account of him splitting his emotions into different versions of himself. He also doesn't fight (at least not that I can remember). He's just a talking squirrel because that's norse lore, their base is in Yggdrasil where Rato is famously located, and Rato was incidentally a summon in GoW2018 (retcon to be just an emotion clone).
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>>724818374
Odin talking like a NY Jew already broke my immersion right at the first hour of the game, nothing after that really mattered
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>>724824010
Does he get raped by a horse and get impregnated?
0/10 for accuracy.
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>>724818374
Because le heckin chungus Reddit jokes.
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>>724818420
Based
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Same reason Puck, I mean Mimir shows up. Because Mythology.

It could be alot worse. They could have had Odin drinking the seman of dead men.
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>>724841580
Mimir is also a shit inclusion that only exists to have a reason for constant inane chatter
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>>724841727
Nah mimir is based and Kratos' bro.
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>>724818420
Fpbp
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>>724841727
mimir is the only good character and without him it would be inane chatter from boy
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>>724818374
>It's also voiced by the WE MUST PAY VOICE ACTOR WHAT THEY ARE WORTH fat ugly bastard
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>>724818420
I kek'd
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>>724827317
>Anon equates a mythological creature to gay sex
This website never ceases to amaze me
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>>724842552
>if during the final battle for the throne of Egypt between Set and Horus, there was an interruption for a gay sex scene?
the japanese would probably find a way to make it work
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>>724842443
Mimir sucks and facilitates so much more inane chatter from the boy than Kratos could
If they didn't need to have someone speaking at all times then Mimir would not have been written into the game
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>>724829683
>Kill off Atreus
No. We can't condone the death of children.
>Have Kratos shave his gay beard
And make him wear a fedora + your anime pillow shit? No
>Go back to the classic action gameplay
Boring and outdated.
>Bigger scarier monsters
We already got these
>Get rid of Kratos lame Bettar Men persona
and replace it with what? Murder everything because I'm angry? That's not a good character development
>More female nudity
Go masturbate to porn. This is a videogame
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>>724842552
The gay sex is between mythological creatures
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>>724818374
I vaguely recall the devs talking about how they fully expected the squirrel and its dialog to become memes.
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>>724842678
>muh character development
I know what you are
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>>724818374
When did this happen? Why /v/ never talk about this before? Holy fuck GOW has been out for 5 years and just now I get to know a furry is part of the game
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>>724842775
>expecting epin /v/ maymay lords to play the game they post about 24/7
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>>724842767
I have no doubts that burch pushed for it to make an arrow to the knee joke again
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>>724842775
no one on /v/ played it
this character sucked
the only hero team character that dies is the one semi-entertaining character but he was too chuddy so anthony burch kills him
the tyr twist was so retarded they made a free dlc chapter just to fix it
and there's a black guy who fucks thor's wife
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>>724818420
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Brown people humor and culture thread.
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>>724823278
1. No more fucking Open world slogs.
2. Cut back on the dialog
3. Stop trying to bait emotional responses from social media junkies.
4. Bring back the Ultra Violence. This is God of War, the brutality is one of the core pillars that built the franchise. A fucking MARBLE getting smashed is NOT God of War.
5. Do pantheons outside of the well known western ones. Aztec/Mayan/African/Shinto There are ALOT of Pantheons out there. Show off some ones people don't know that much about. Hell, Aztec myth is perfect for GoW.
6. Do living religions. Drown Vishnu in butter while fucking Kali. Shove the cross up Jesus's ass. Throw Yahweh in the oven. Use the Caaba to crush Allah.
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>>724843463
On the bright side, Aztecs were one of the hinted pantheons in the Valhalla DLC. It'll be bastardized no doubt but it's still on the list.
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>>724818374
GoW4 originally made Ratatoskr a regular (albeit spectral) squirrel that happened to talk, the Ragnarok staff retconned it like they did half of everything because MCU appeal.
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>>724823278
other than "do exactly what they did in the mid 2000s?"
ragnarok's story is so shit they would need to completely ignore everything from it. it'll be fine. it's not like he talks about his greek wife's ashes glued to his cock when he's fucking faye. just don't reference the norse games in any way.
the nu combat could work if they add jumping and air combat. obviously pull the camera back more too. cooldown moves need shorter cooldowns but less damage.
he can kill chinese gods or something idfk. you barely need a story at this point.
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>>724818374
I need to play this game.

But I'm still too traumatized by how hard the last one was on God of War mode. I still see Kratos' twitching corpse any time a mook brushes up against him in my dreams.
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>>724818374
The millennial writing is strong with this squirrel, that dialogue just oozes it.
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>>724843004
kek
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>>724844206
The start isn't as difficult this time on GoW mode since you start with both weapons unlocked and some moves rather than no options at all like the first one. First one was absolutely brutal on that difficulty until you reached the lake hub.
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>>724820205
>>724820953
so whats with the raid?
outer worlds 2 not going well?
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>>724844850
That's when the most nightmarish encounters started for me. That cave with the wolves, that spot with lightning or some shit, goddamn impossible. I feel like I burned out 10 years of my life getting through that game.
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>>724823278
>retcon norse games out of existence
>make new series of games where you play as a different character
>you play as a warrior who dies at the beginning but gets fucked over by loki and ends up in niflheim instead of valhalla
>he disguises himself as someone who was also fucked over and tells you the gods betrayed you and many others and that you must take revenge
>you fight your way through the nine realms gaining in power until you can storm asgard
>game ends with you fighting heimdal
>you manage to beat him before thor gets called in
>he trounces you and you right before the killing blow odin steps in
>he reveals the injustice and you swear fealty to him in exchange for your life and a chance to right what you have done
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>>724843685
They will downplay the sacrifices and make them a bunch of dindus that were victims.
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>>724845384
Scratch that make it Baldr that stops Thor.
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>>724827317
>How would you feel if during the final battle for the throne of Egypt between Set and Horus, there was an interruption for a gay sex scene?
It worked for Metal Gear Solid 4
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>>724825972
This is funny for so many reasons
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what's the true measure of a man?
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>>724818374
They wanted the reddit s o y boy audience.
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>>724846334
How much he can forgive
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>>724818374
>norse mythology cucked by capeshit written by a jew over 80 years ago
>now Thor is either remembered for crossdressing or for teaming up with the Incredible Hulk
>any adaptations has to carry that weight
Its so over.
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>>724846432
I don't mind at all.

t. scandinavian
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>>724846540
Living in stockholm doesn't make you a Scandi mahmoud.
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>>724846540
No of course you don't.
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>>724846820
>>724846869
>twitter indians when they discover that most white europeans are super progressive and don't mind stuff like gay marriage
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>>724818420
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>>724846906
If I didn't know that I wouldn't have clocked you as a shitskin right off the bat.
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>>724846540
Don't really care if you don't take some kind of cultural offense, I don't want to have to see such shitty portrayals of established figures
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>>724818374
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>>724843004
almost good, needs a new jak for the squirrel and it needs to be in all caps
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>>724846906
Whatever faggot maybe find a religionthat isn't based on having gay sex like the rest of us.
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Can someone turn this into a soijak?
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>>724825247
Me too man, I scan every one of those hyperconvoluted soijak edits and if I don't see that fucking squirrel I refuse to save it.
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>>724839116
Two wrongs don't make a right.
Didn't your parents teach you that?
And even then it doesn't change the fact that some soiboi woke leftists know and care more about norse mythology than your average /v/irgin.
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>>724847145
They demonstrably do not care about it
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>>724818420
came here for this
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>>724818374
Becaue snoy want the capeshit audience
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>Squirrel thread
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>>724847145
>>724847213
/v/ is one person? Does that mean you don't know shit about the mythology either while crying about people not knowing about it?
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>>724847025
Its going to be hard for him to break away from islam.
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>>724847494
>/v/ is one person?
It is bit tiring argument. Of course not, but you can usually see the widespread opinions or what opinions/views never get challenged or if they do said person is considered the usual leftist/tranny/commie etc.
Not everyone here is against or even care about trans-people for example. But how many anons do you see spamming about them or obsessing over them constantly? You have anons insisting they are in control of media and shit.
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>>724847025
You know what? I'm sorry. I shouldn't have insulted your religion. I take it back. Hopefully you make it to Valhalla or whatever the "good place" is.
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>>724847697
Yet fags like you never seem to say anons on /v/ but /v/ as if its a monolith because you argue as if collectives are everything because you yourself come from one.
>f they do said person is considered the usual leftist/tranny/commie etc
Because whenever they get challenged the person doing it is one of those or all of them. The pattern is there yet you faggots have to pretend its not and think everyone else will do the same. Your raids are shit and your are the epitome of retarded.
>Not everyone here is against or even care about trans-people for example
Yeah, yet you have to cry that /v/ is a monolith and when you get btfo run with you tail between your legs back to your echo chamber.
>You have anons insisting they are in control of media and shit
No, the people responsible for them control the media. Now fuck off faggot.
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>>724847835
Good place is here and now.
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>>724847835
The empty existence you lead weighs on you. So you occupy yourself by feeding your own vitriol and attempting to tear down everyone you perceive as being more fulfilled than yourself. The clever boy who sits upon his throne of facts and logic, yet functions more and more on blind faith as time passes.
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>>724818420
fpbp
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>>724847979
massive projection here
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>>724847901
>and when you get btfo run with you tail between your legs back to your echo chamber.
What fucking echo chamber?
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>>724848192
Oh wait, because I criticize the shithole /v/ has become and how any criticism towards any "mainstream" opinion /v/ has picked from culturewar idpol shit is dismissed as "u r leftist troon tranime woke", I must be someone raiding /v/.

I just don't know man. I got called tranny yesterday for disliking AI slop and I was told the exact same "pattern" shit. Sorry I don't like when people use ChatGPT or Gemini or Grok or whatever to write their post or spam "masterpiece, best quality, studio ghibli" shit.
What even is the fucking point anymore if you are instantly considered to be a raider if you even dare to criticize this shit?
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>>724818374
Because the fat Tumblr asian nepobaby's connections got him a gig with Sony
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Mr nutz revival when? It sure was better than bubsy
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>>724818374
Red bros...
it's over...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_FH-FMJJL8
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>>724848528
GREY'D
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>>724848528
>>724848572

What are redcells gonna do about it?
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>>724848682
>>724818420
--------------------- >>>/wsg/6018920
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>>724848192
>>724848429
>What fucking echo chamber?
Looks like I hit a nerve and you have to play dumb, and I know you're playing dumb since you didn't say "no I don't go to an echo chamber" you just tried to act like one didn't exist.
>Oh wait, because I criticize the shithole /v/
This is what I mean, you show an overt disdain for the board yet here you are in this thread. You are just some retard doing damage control for your idpol shit and crying about the place where people can freely call it out.
>how any criticism towards any "mainstream" opinion /v/ has picked from culturewar idpol shit is dismissed as "u r leftist troon tranime woke", I must be someone raiding /v/
Nice strawman, but in reality its that whenever someone calls out idpol culture war shit fags like you crawl out of the woodworks to defend it and say how people should just ignore it. Never being able to actually defend or say why it belongs or how its a good thing, but instead crying for hours.
>I just don't know man. I got called tranny yesterday for disliking AI slop
Proof?
>Sorry I don't like when people use ChatGPT or Gemini or Grok or whatever to write their post
Oh so you were btfo and since you couldn't argue what they said had to cry it was AI to cope, that is something troons do often.
>What even is the fucking point anymore if you are instantly considered to be a raider
You tell me, why are you here? You clearly hate the board and everyone on it yet here you are? What purpose would you be here for? Why would you spend hours getting into arguments like this with people you hate on a place you hate. Its like I said, and nothing you do will change that fact.
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>>724849454
Nta but saw this earlier about ai stuff being criticized
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/724811061/#724814890
Seen same shit nonstop, some right-wing people keeps constantly "fixing" characters with ai and worship elon musk for grok etc.
There was also a thread with someone using ai summary shit and anons there insisted it's normal and only trannies are anti-ai
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>>724818894
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>>724819537
i only cared about it in La Mulana 2
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>>724850079
Oh and there's an ankha thread with slop and some same opinions on people who dislike ai or are "ai haters"
Not sure if others remember but quite many anons here were cheering for artists having to find real job and ai replacing them. Slop seems to be widely liked thing on /v/ now
Personally idgaf even when spam is annoying
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>>724818374
They could have given him a different style as it is he looks like a marvel character
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>>724850079
>>724850360
You realized you were fucked on every point aside from the ai shit and instead of just calling it quits you go for pretending to be someone else and cry about your culture war shit.
>Not sure if others remember but quite many anons here were cheering for artists having to find real job and ai replacing them
Its more from the idea that the artists in question were a bunch of pompous retards that used their talents to push their agendas and make the most ugly fucking characters possible and then themselves bragged about how they were ruining shit people liked and if they didn't like it should make their own shit.
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>>724818420
why does this make me laugh every fucking time
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>>724850560
That's not a meme retard, its a reply. I know your ego won't let you leave but at least just spend the rest of the thread lurking and quietly seething.
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>>724820953
We must be funner men.
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>>724850557
>Its more from the idea that the artists in question were a bunch of pompous retards that used their talents to push their agendas
Anon
/v/ pushed majority of drawfags away with this shit by spamming ai pics on drawthreads and telling drawfags were being replaced as well
I'm not sure if you're an ubernewfag, this shit happened last year. Also
>if you disagree with this one point you must be the same anon
Bro get your head out of your ass not everything is about you. Idgaf about his leftist groaning but ai spam was and is a thing here. And you get called a tranny for disliking it or telling people fuck off with the spam
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>>724842629
>the japanese would probably find a way to make it work
they have gay sex when they turn into hippos (water demons) during the battle
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>>724850813
>this shit happened last year. Also
It didn't, and you know that and have to cry newfag to cope while you yourself are some faggot that comes here to cry and raid the board.
>Bro get your head out of your ass not everything is about you
You are literally replying to me right now and trying to support something you said before by larping as another retard to make it look like people agree with you. How fucking stupid are you to think this would work?
>Idgaf about his leftist groaning
Post hoc cope and it fails since you were saying the same shit in your last reply. Best part is fags like you will cry shit like this before oh I don't know posting a screencap? Which is the first thing everyone that isn't samefagging does when they get called out for doing it.
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>>724851092
>It didn't
Mental illness or pajeet
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>>724851351
And now all you can do is cry and cope over the fact that the one thing you could latch onto has been btfo and you can't so much as deny what I have said. Go back to your safe space, faggot you lost.
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So pajeet it is
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>gets btfo
>has to samefag and grasp at straws
>gets btfo again
>can now only cry and shit his pants
The reason you fail is because you do the same shit over and over and expect a different outcome. Also you lie like a retard and constantly show what a slimy fuck wit you are whenever you contradict yourself and act in a way that shows you’re being dishonest.
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Why didn't the devs capitalize on the modern genderfluid trend by showing Loki getting pregnant as a horse? Are they stupid?
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>>724851906
Because a guy that has the magic ability to transform his body would just make trannies seethe.
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>>724851906
One unnamed writer supposedly kept getting a boner while pitching it leading to another unnamed female writer reporting him for making her uncomfortable and creating a lifelong grudge
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>>724818374
Something something Marvel something something Joss Whedon.
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>>724818374
Every character in this game is some LA insert. Odin just acts like a mob boss.
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>>724818420
SAY HIS NAME
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>>724818420
what about them?
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>>724819537
>>724820953
>doesn't care
neither do the writers of this game.
That's like making Heimdall black and then noting that he accurately has a sword
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>>724823278
>Kratos watching Odin fuck his wife in a flashback
>Camera returns to present showing Kratos confront Odin
>"People think I've become weak, do you think so too, Odin?"
>Odin denies it in his half serious manner
>They argue about the meaning of gods and their place in the world
>something he says angers Odin
>after a heated argument they end up in a fight
>Odin fighting style is a bit odd, not as refined as usual
>after seemingly losing to Odin, he suddenly takes the lead with ease
>Atreus shows up "Dad, nooo"
>Odin uses this chance and takes Atreus hostage
>An expression of shock, then a faint smile in Kratos' face
>"Remember what you said about him?"
>"You were right"
>*stabs through both of them*
>"He is yours"
>sound of anguish and cursing, the screams transcend to someone else
>He leans his arm against a wall, closing his eyes
>The fake reality crumbles, we now see adult Atreus impaled to a tree
>whisper "You gods are better off this way"
>Camera turns, showing Freya who just witnessed what he did
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>>724819537
>/v/ doesn't know nor doesn't care to know about norse mythology. It's just a tool for idpol and shitposting.
oh shut the fuck up. they have a fucking nigger mutt girl in this game. dont you fucking dare to say they gave the slightest fuck about mythology or accuracy. it's a superhero game, not a game about gods. even the past games were basically comic book tier, but not to this degree where its just quircky capeslop tier writing. seriously neck yourself you fucking pseud
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>>724818420
Gen
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>>724818420
Ebin
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>>724842950
>and there's a black guy who fucks thor's wife
Wait really
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God of squirrels?
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>>724859220
HOW CAN HE EAT
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>>724848528
American Squirrels are the niggers of the animal kingdom.
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we better store nuts and forget where we placed them
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>>724818374
Only reason anons are seething over Ratatoskr is because he is the Sony stand in of Rocket Raccoon and Nu-GOW is pretty much Marvel crafted for their sloppy audience
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>>724824089
KEK
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>>724848528
what is it with Anglo countries and diversity?
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>>724848528
Red replacement theory is real....
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>>724859220
little shit
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>>724841580
>They could have had Odin drinking the seman of dead men.
This was "discovered" by a Jewish scholar btw. Make of that what you will.
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>>724859873
>those dots of grey and ytellow in Italy
It begins...
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>>724818374
female writers
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>>724818420
Best post of the year award



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