Let's settle this /v/Which one.
>>724840770Stop spamming the board with your shitty romcom eceleb visual novel, you already have multiple dispatch thread go shit there
>>724840852No :)
option 3
>>724840770I don't like either of them but one has a disgusting nose ring so not that one.
>>724840852I'll make another thread just for you.
Blonde Blazer are for white men.
>>724840852Fpbp
>>724840770the non-used goods
>>724840869tpbp
They both look ugly, I don't know why some Anon keeps obsessing with this garbage western slop. I'm starting to believe it's the game devs that keep spamming these threads.
>>724840770One is a liar but the other is Chinese.
>>724840770Blue eyes and brown hair Stacy every single time. Short dyke hair thots need not apply.
>bb hates being in her super form all the time and just wants to be normal>this means she wont use her massive muscle mommy body to shatter your pelvisinvisigal number one
>>724840770Brown
>>724849000Robert?
>>724840770HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HOLD THE HAND OF SOMEONE YOU LOVE? INTERLINKED.
>>724840869This, also waterboy is good too
>>724849074Feels pretty gud. You’ll take it for granted eventually and when that persons gone you’ll put them on a pedastal for a while until another one comes along.
>>724845976>the non-used goodsSo... Waterboy?
>fake dateslut>brown nosering tumblr girlany other options?
bros i think we've run out of content to talk about before wednesday
>>724840852FPBP
>>724849425Odds Flambae gets a redemption arc in before we’re done? Like a a real one, not just “shithead character helps the team in the final battle” type shit.
>>724849652that seems to be a focus of episode 6
>>724840770None of those whores.
>invisigal blows up your suit and puts you in a coma for 4 months>shroud has a 4 month period where he could easily kill you but doesn't>invisigal turns herself in without saying what she did and wants into the phoenix program>blazer finds you and gives you a job>the girl who almost killed you just happens to be your employee>blazer won't let you fire her for some reason>both of them fall for you almost immediatelyclearly shroud is your dad or grandpa and is mad you haven't produced robert the 4th yet so he set you up with 2 girlfriends
>>724840770Bottom one because she is nicer than the top one.
>>724840770>Which one.Post breast size.
>>724840770I like invisigal more but blazer is alright too.
>>724849074It's comfy, bro. You'll find love one day.
>>724840770Are we the baddies?
>>724840770i want the guy on the right because he looks cute and probably like cuddling and playing vidyagaymes :3
so when does the preview drop?
>>724857679probably in about 7 hours
>>724857356How the FUCK do people manage to care about this faggot ass internet drama? Good lord.
>>724849074You’re not even close to baseline.
>>724840770Only one of these is an evil woman.
>>724857356why are you using social media and why are you taking screenshots of literal whos on them and posting them here
Neither. Fuck off and take your garbage slop with you, all these girls and designs are trash>>724840852fpbp
>>724840770His voice is too deep
>>724858467Yeah. If this was supposed to be a Netflix show first I'd like to see the original cast. Some of the current VAs don't fit at all there.
Hi twitter, I fucking hate niggers and women
>>724849105waterboy is shroud
>>724840770Is this going to be /v/s Asuka versus Rei?
No torrent out yet?
>>724849821this is "fuck my sister leon!" level of planning anon, i don't think anyone is as autistic as chris to pull this off
>>724857356twitter using 4chan chan post is like this weird twilight zone shit does reddit also have 4chan posts?
All right /v/! /co/Is there any proof that Visi planted the bomb? I swear I saw a schizo post datamined text on a thread before, but I cannot find it. Was it real or do I need my meds? Or both?
>>724859042I shared our wisdom with the reddit plebs before, yes. The difference is, they agreed.
>>724859042it's almost winter yet somehow it is summer
>>724859042Mostly the retards looking to complain about you being retards, and the ones who like to collect greentexts for a laugh and karma farming for validation.Then there is also the retards that want to act like here, but somewhere else for some reason.
>>724859042>there is literally a subreddit named "r/4chan" where most tourist come frommein negger
>>724860424there's a fucking 4chan subreddit? kek they can't stop thinking of us
>>724849074like bags of sand
>>724840770the huge-assed black chick with the pink and blue hair
>>724859520I sometimes get the urge to screenshot my own greentrxt and post it on reddit, because when they comment on it, it's basically a (You) per reply. But I suppress the urge and screenshot someone else's greentext instead.
>>724840869Being gay is immoral
>>724862298I am all for interracial romance but could you not pick the most degenerate hood-roach sounding chick? ESPECIALLY WHEN POP POM EXISTS!
>>724840852fpbp
>>724849152>until another one comes along
>>724850758The top one brings you snacks and will watch autist drama movies with you. These are serious considerations.
>>724857356Robert’s pretty much the opposite of a blank slate. He’s got a defined history, his personality remains the same in how he responds to your choices, and, depending on how old he turns out to be, could have been kicking ass as a hybrid mech pilot/solid snake since his early teens
>>724840770Theater scene was cuter and felt more right whether you intend romance or not. Also better ending song
>>724850758BB didnt bring us donuts
>>724865019She dropped spaghetti insteadBest girl.
>>724862298based.
>>724840770I don't like either of them. Is there a third way?
>>724857356score one for the bad guys
Would we be able to basically drug(anti-depressants) my best pal Phenomamal? (3rd power)Feelsbad
The dispatch ui and controller support felt like complete dogshit once ch3 started spicy so I switched to mouse and never looked back after a couple rage reloads. I would back out of a mission and the cursor would default to somewhere else instead of the mission I was just fucking on. I have a twitchy mouse though so maybe that was taking controller priority away if no one else had this shit happen to them. The light blue on blue for confirm is trash regardless
>>724865670You can lead on IG and then rightfully dump her once she reveals what she did to you.
>>724865748>Heavily Medicated>He can't fly anymore.>Phenomaman rests like any other hero, but he doesn't get depressed anymore.>Phenomaman ^rests^ for an ^additional 10 seconds^ and ^cannot fly^, but is ^no longer depressed^.The other one is>Phenomenal Motivation>If any Z-team scenario fails, he returns to SDN and is unusable for 20 seconds.>Phenomaman needs only 1 second of rest and heroes sent with him on a call have their rest time reduced by half.>^Heroes^ sent with Phenomaman have their ^rest time reduced by half^ if he ^completes^ the call with them.So you either turn him into a regular flightless hero or MOTIVATED
>>724840770>>724840852>you have to pick girlboss1 or girlboss2didn't bump
>>724857356Arcane fans? What do they have to do with this?
>>724862983I read that as "Being gay is immortal" but comprehended it as "Being immortal is gay" and I would've replied yeah
>>724867183the choice is quite obvious
>>724862298I like her because she's consistantly my best performing hero. She's pretty good looking too.
>>724840770I really don't have a preference between the poorly drawn WEG whores, just stop shilling your shitty game.
>>724869052
>>724869023Same, her power is really useful >>724869052>A single dispatch thread on the entire board>Generates an enormous amount of seetheWhy do I never see you retards sperg about endless mobile gatcha slop threads and jap coombait slop that gets posted 10x more often
>>724857356Are they talking about 4chan or those two indians in particular? Because we've been having threads for this game before it blew up and it got to faggot twitter niggers
>>724840770Neither. They are both terrible choices.>Blonde ShitterManipulative bitch.Will cheat on you for new emotions.Broke up with her ex, does not give a single FUCK after he displayed suicidal tendencies and only two days after the breakup, already has her eyes set on another cock.Willing to date her subordinate.Would hire her suicidal boyfriend to work in the same place as the dude she wants to bang. If this does not scream MANIPULATION and DRAMA DANGER, you don't know women.>VisiblebitchBPD.SERIOUS voyeur tendencies.Kleptomaniac.Non-stop jokes about sex = UNRESOLVED TRAUMA.Shroud/Toxic's cumdump.Attempted murder on Robert.Probably a spy for Shroud.
>>724840770visi has much better chemistry with robert. BB only has her looks going for her. that movie scene was absolute kino.
>>724870241It's even worse for BB if Invisibitch was formerly associated with Shroud and the one that ended Mecha Man's capeshit career with that bomb placement.Even if she quit she literally doesn't deserve to be in the Z-team much less close to Robert.
Phenomenaman might not be human enough for a relationship with a human woman so I kinda get BB leaving him then. Which is different from Superman or Omniman - he's an ayy lmao that really really struggles to blend in.
>>724840770>>724857356game for CHUDS
>>724863841Lol lmao even>>724865019BB saves your broke ass and gives you a stable job, meanwhile Invisigal tries to kill you and acts like a cunt.
>>724870963>and gives you a stable jobthat's only thanks to nigger heinstein
>>724870759>Women are okay with reading a book about gargling minotaur/werewolf/werehorse semen as your daily job>They have even more nefarious fantasies in their headI wish I could go back to when I was 15 years old and didn't know the true face of women.
>Trying to use character flaws to rationalize your pickI just think Blazer is pretty
>>724871213>I just think Blazer is prettyThat thinking WILL destroy your life, eventually.
>>724871213Yeah I just can't not pick her. She's too pretty.
>>724870628I mean, depends if BB even knows.
>>724871327>Thinking I’ll have the opportunity to apply that irlNah, I’m good
>>724871327I don't have a life to destroy
>>724846195it's such a tragey that /v/ is actually discussing video games for once
>>724857356>arcane fans>racistgay and interracial relationships are what racists love. The libtard mind is reaching levels never seen before.
when in doubt just create a waifu war to generate interest in your game
>>724871126and yet you whine about women reading all of that. Shut up, hypocrite.
>>724870759I would say I think these people are troll accounts since the vast majority of lefty types seem to love the game so far, but goddamn, how do these people have so many likes for these retarded posts?
>>724871945>>724872249Based
>>724857356>>724858005>noooo someone i dont like likes the same thing as me how can this be happening!?!
>>724870241>BPDShe is not BPD. Stop over using that buzzword to describe every women that isnt a virginal tradwife
>>724840869cringe af
>>724873708You're right. We should just say "woman", since they're basically all BPD by nature. No real reason to make a distinction.
>>724874414I love reformed villains but I would never ever hire one (long term).
>>724874778I'd hire the neon black chick to sit on my face long term
>>724870241>Manipulative bitch.>Will cheat on you for new emotions.>Broke up with her ex, does not give a single FUCK after he displayed suicidal tendencies and only two days after the breakup, already has her eyes set on another cock.>Would hire her suicidal boyfriend to work in the same place as the dude she wants to bang.wow just like my ex, that I miss daily
>>724874414Have Blazer Glazers recovered from this one?
>>724877046I don't care if diversity mutts get fired desu. They want to take my jobs anyway so fuck em.
>>724840770I'm not playing the WEGslop
>>724849167You just know
>>724877776Dammit pic didn't attach
>>724846195>he thinks a Telltale game would need to be advertised on /v/>>724849821>almost killing your offspring so that they'll reproduceDangerously based or extremely retarded if true. Possibly both.>>724857356>normies are angry that /v/ likes a gameWhat a humorous reversal.
>>724849167Waterboy is for Prism only
>>724877046eh... coupe deserves to stay in prison?
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zidpOy-Zta4
>>724877982no, she deserves to stay under my desk with her mouth around my dick
>>724840770Invisibitch. Blazer just seems like a co-worker that would be too corporate.
does anyone have the script of the game (you know the one that was in the first version of the game and which from the leaks came ) and if you have it can you upload it somewhere for me to download it (ik the leaks are out but i wanna read it thoroughly) thanks in advance
>>724840869based
>>724878217[CHAIR CLATTERING]
>>724840770>Which one.page 10
>>724840770It might be close because Blazer wants to pick up Robert emotionally and is mostly supportive (with the exception of HR), but Robert has infinitely more chemistry with Visi, and it shows. Also Laura Bailey giving Aaron Paul the "fuck me" eyes when they were revealing the game turned out to be crazy foreshadowing.
>>724878761Fuck, forgot image
>>724867734WHERE IS OMNI MAN
>>724846045Does someone have context here?
>>724878761>>724878848The context is play the game, retard.
>>724840852>Literally any game that comes out>/v/: "Why are you talking about this game?!"
>>724878848Robert Robertson just told him that he kissed Blonde Blazer so he's checking to see what the fuss is about
>>724878274no, she is black
>>724878217twitter's gonna seethe about a racism joke again.
>>724878848>ep1, Robert's given the choice to kiss Blonde Blazer>ep4, Phenomaman is depressed over his breakup with her>asks Robert if someone was seeing her, causing the breakup>Robert can admit to kissing her - but says he isn't a good kisser>Phenomaman kisses him to affirm whether or not Robert is a good kisser>doesn't consider Robert to be the cause of the breakup
>>724878848You know how Starfire from Teen Titans seems like she has autism, but it's just that she's an alien with culture shock? Basically that.
>>724879091kek
>>724878217Why would I want to spoil myself on purpose again? Thats retarted
>>724872573That's too, however. BBC porn is more popular in conservative, racist, states.
>>724879091>twitter's gonna seethe about a racism joke again.Didn't a black person write Prism?
>>724879075hey as long as it is a conventionally attractive female my dick doesn't care for the color
>>724879286Doesn't matter. Anything will rile them up.
>>724879286They chalk it up to self hatred, or some shit.
>>724878217>another date with invisigal
>>724877974>for Prism only>blushes hard whenever Bobertson is on screen>blushes when that fucking flaming faggot flambae bullies him>has a self-lubricating assholepeople arent born gay, save for him>>724878835did she just made love to him?
>>724879753Oh fuck. Phenomaman, don't look!
I redid the end of ch4 when I realized what the midge's 1st upgrade ability did. They definitely sprinkle a few 1 slot only assignments with some scuffed stat requirements here and there
>>724879941>They definitely sprinkle a few 1 slot only assignments with some scuffed stat requirements here and thereNot really, Flambae cleared all solo missions easy
>>724840770BB is sweet and stable, but Visi growing as a person and realizing her potential in parallel to Robert trying to rise up from the lowest point in his life is the more interesting story to me so far. Also I thought the movie date was really really cute.
>>724865670
No Coupe romance option? Instant 5/10 unfortunately.
>>724880480you mean 10/10fuck woke shit
>>724880556nta but the main love interest is some latinx mutt
>>724880724she's filipina
Adhoc’s playing favorites
>>724857356>take Vi>make her gay and white>series flop>make her straight and brown>millions of chairs clatterLinke had pure gold on his hands and he threw it all away to indulge 5% of the audience.
>>724880382she's cute and her growth is good but she 100% planted that bomb on his suit
>>724880556woke shit? there is no better anti-woke shit than colonizing brown girls anon (as side pieces obviously) this game should straight up go for harem route lmao
>>724880724She's White. She just has a tan.
>>724880813not doing her any favors, just a mexican but worse
>>724880724and its the evil path, which is good.
>>724879091hey is there any way i can get the whole script of the game i see that u have it
>>724880940lol
>>724878761>>724880894What's the deal with chair clatter? Is this the new [GLASS HIM]?
>>724881191nufag
>>724881191Gosling.
>>724881191go back
>>724880940She's fucking the Irish midge so there's your colonising
>>724881191you do not belong in this website if you don't understand this hot new meme, simple as
>>724881191no, no, it's anons expressing anger at not being able to experience what the main character experiences.
>>724881191In a way, yes
>>724881191it's what the blade runner 2049 subtitles say when ryan gosling throws the chairidk why it's getting spammed in these threads, maybe it got popular in india or something
>>724881537you're fooling nobody rajesh
>>724881537found the jeet
>>724881537>thinking that gooseposting has anything to do with saars
>>724858005Because that's what gaming has devolved into, Anon Gaming is no longer about playing what you like, and trying new stuff that's actually unique or interesting Gaming is playing movies that your favorite heckin streamer likes, and checking for drama on social media
>>724878967I played it and i don't have the ref, is it from one of the leaked episodes?
>>724881191Do ESL retards seriously not know what glassing someone entails?
>>724840770blue blazer could not fuck with phenonannon. annons concept for lovemaking is hugging or kissing, cannot remember right. blazer and didnt kissed with rob back so shes either lezbo or crawing for that robby D
>>724840770garbage millennial culture game>>724840852this
>>724878217so whats the bingo sheet at atm?
>>724881758anon are you having a stroke?
>>724881602>>724881631>>724881690good morning my bharatian brothers
>>724880937You can't prove nuthin
>>724881707>trying new stuff that's actually unique or interestingNot that we have much choice to begin with.
>>724881961The three people you reject will form the anti-mecha-man-league-of-evil
So far the dispatching success rate have had no consequences, right?I assume it'll stay that way?Maybe a line or two at the very best, nothing storyline changing?
@724881917>falseflag out of nowhere after getting exposed as a nufag as a pathetic attempt of diversion>get called out immediately>"no u"
>>724881191Why are newfags like this?Why are they no longer lurking at all or looking shit up on their own?
>>724882138yeah i think it'll stay the same
>>724882247They're always spoonfed in social media sites so the concept of learning and research is foreign to them.
>>724882138Story seems to affect the minigame but not the other way around so it seems one way only. It's a lot of random bullshit go so it'd be a bit much if it changed things in any way
>>724882138It'd be cool if the final episode at least gives a shout-out to your ranking or most used hero or something, but I'm not really holding my breath
>>724882138One of the achievements mentions acing the performance review, so it could crop up thereUnless it's an innuendo about fucking Blazer, since her profile states she says corporate shit in bed
>>724879091I will now buy every Ad Hoc's game from now on. Holy shit.
>>724882138I have a separate save when I ignore every call and nothing has happened storywise.
>>724882138Probably.>>724882459I'm assuming it's just to make the game actually some gameplay mechanics that they can put story references into like missing Sonar/Coop due to cutting, Phenomaman's depression, Waterboy's development, and some flavor to their personalities. Maybe also bragging rights by success % compared other players.
>>724881398was, she WAS fucking the manlet, batdude also tried to tap but failed miserably
>>724881945It's going to be fucking deliciousI'm gonna make Robert rage uncontrollably at her when he finds out until she runs away crying
>>724881312Chair clattering is new to be too, and I've spent a lot of time on /tv/, posted Bladerunner memes and actually seen the movie.
>>724840770>finish ep 2>the choice review says I "ratted out" VisiI kind of feel bad about it. In the moment I felt like that choice was more about being honest about getting into a fight.
>>724882820It doesn't matter, it gets mentioned by neither Blazer, nor Visi later.
>>724879091They already seethed hard because they misread the Nicki Mirage joke sequence about prism as being racist when they're making jokes about her being a pop star and implying that she's inferior to mainstrean ones, this is going to send them into hysterics
>>724882820She was legit hurt by Robert's lecture when that was probably the best work she did compared to before he came in.
Has there ever been a cuter MC?
>>724882792>and actually seen the moviethe fact that you felt obliged to add this is the best proof that you're a nufag in full damage control.
>>724882901They better not kneel and apologize.
>>724882950Have YOU seen the movie, anon? I doubt it. I think you've only seen Ken memes reposted on /v/. Not even K memes.
>>724840770bob shouldnt bring his faggot dog to work, people shouldnt bring their pets to work idc about whatever reason they might have
>>724882792you're not replying to someone who's ever goslingposted on /tv/ though, it's someone whose indian village just got internet connection a couple years ago and is in full damage control because they got caught trying to fit in
>>724883034I have three sisters and they all bring their dogs to work. It's just something that happens now.
>>724883034SDN probably give their employees more lenient rules considering worse things could happen.
>>724882567nah its not an innuendo, i got it on my first try of the second episode 4 dispatch
Will this game teach me how to talk to people?
>>724883146what the fuck
>>724883210No.
>>724882656>I have a separate save when I ignore every call and nothing has happened storywise.lmao
>>724883210Probably not since the writing is millenial 'well THAT just happened!' Joss Whedon stuff. It could teach you how NOT to talk to people, I guess.
>>724883210if you're intelligent to pick up on the emotional intelligence robert displays in his more sensible dialogue options it might; or at the very least give you a sense about how to deal with some situations.
>>724883214One's a lawyer. One runs a facility taking care of mentally unwell people, and the other works in an art gallery. I work from home so my dog just sits on my lap the whole day too.
>>724880874Can't take this dude anywhere
>>724883545you should kill your dog.
>>724883585Why, Muhummad?
>>724883146I set up a small aquarium at work. Turns out women find shrimp adorable.
>>724880874>The gay character is literally a flamer>Robert bullies him
>>724883034A well-educated pet at work is great
>>724883034Office pets improve productivity. Deal with it, queer.
>>724883665>>724883767i dislike the idea of pets that do not perform any actual work.
>>724880874>playing favorites>they threw water at himif you mean the sportscar behind him youd be nuts to fire an assasin
>>724878835>that old timey computerWhen does this take place?
>>724884041Yeah it's weird, I guess someone on the design team liked the look
>>724884326It does look mad cool
>>724884041It's outdated no matter how you slice it since they had those guys looting flatscreen TV's in ep 1 so I assume the implication is they just don't update their systems at anything resembling a reasonable pace, which to be fair is true of actual corporations
>>724883897we know you do, Abdul, but why?
>next episode(s) is gonna be about people betting on who Robert was as a hero>i didnt fire SonarHes gonna get shit on for entering the bet with an unfair advantage, isnt he?
>>724884801He'll have to split with invisigirl.
Major spoiler on BB's reveal
>>724884801What makes you think he knows?
i dont think there is anything wrong with killing stray cats; especially if there is a lot of them, they simply ruin ecosystems.
>>724884883i trust these idiots that when either of them complains about the other cheating it will cause them to get immediatly caught themselves
>>724884925>bat-tier super hearing for starters
>>724884925nta but he was in the break room while robert and invisigal were fighting and it came upgranted I don't think he heard that cause he was too busy blending a rat smoothie
>>724885076They didn't mention which hero he was, as Visi specifically pointed outAnd everyone knows because they mentioned he was a hero during the swings conversation, which didn't occur to me until earlier today
>>724885076Pretty sure he did hear.He was probably trying to drown out their yelling so nobody else would hear.
>>7248849251. he has superhearing and was in the same room as invisigirl and robert when they had a fight where robert mentions being mecha-man2. While he grinded his coffee before that, cocktailparty-effect is a thing3. They still mentioned having been a hero for 15 years and Robert was on the news the day before due to suddenly having to retire for 15 years but being reluctant/unwilling to retire from doing good.Chances are, if he didnt get the answer directly, Sonar probably figured it out from the recent news + that conversation
>>724885076I dont know if he knew and was actually making the most noise possible to cover for them, made the noise to cover up the argument without knowing what it was about, or is just an idiot who didn't give a shit about how much noise he was making for his fancy coffee All three seem equally as likely
charlie should kill himself
>not even a natural blondeWhy the fuck would you even pick her?
>>724840770brown haired uncostumed BB is quite beautiful but the mystery meat tomboy just cannot be topped
>>724885247hell, as an addendum:Sonar LITERALLY READS THE NEWS while grinding his coffee.For all we know, he might have briefly read "Mecha-Man retires after 15 years of herowork" and gone "Wait a minute...."
>>724884696That makes sense
>me and the baddie I pulled by letting her put me a coma with a bomb and ending my hero career
>>724878848play the game, retard
>>724885193Robert explicitly tells Invisigal the she wouldn't last a day as Mecha Man in that scene.
>>724840869Being gay is immortal
>>724885953the middle east has disproven that myth
I guess next episode is when the Z-team starts trying to figure out which hero Robert was, will there be a reveal by the end of ep 6?
>>724885906
>>724886078They already know he's Mecha Man
>>724886423They don't, otherwise why would the trailer for episode 5 and 6 show them taking bets on which hero he is and trying to figure it out?
>>724886423no they dont>>724886078according to one of the leakers it's up to you but it's also one of those "decisions" that means shit
>>724886423Some of them do(Visi, Sonar), some of them don’t.
>>724886423Preview says otherwise. The team (if not the entire office) made bets on who he is and Malevola and Prism are absolutely clueless
>>724848960>wants to be dominated by a muscular bodybuilder bodyDo you like being pegged too?
>>724840770I want to play as the side characters instead. Why do I always have to pick the boring mc who gets harems
>>724886634>Invisigal already admitted to being a peg-er and not a peg-ee in ep4 no less
>>724886712Invisigirl is a shittalker when it comes to sex. Shes a bottom going by her dream
>no Malevola, Prism and Coupe route>no ditching the Z-team and joining the A-team
Do you think that Indians have to check the "Verify you are human" checkbox? What do they feel at those moments?
>>724840770Robert and depowered BB lookmatch, also they're both white as far as we know
>>724886604It's almost impressive how they made Malevola the most boring character of the entire squad
>>724886806>no ditching the Z-team and joining the A-teamHe has hired specifically to dispatch the Z-team. He can't just take someone else's already established job like that.
>>724886936>womanCan't make her goofy.>let's make her a demon... from australia! that's funny right? that'll definitely carry her for the rest of the game
>>724886806
>>724840869homo-sexual underground internalized
>making alanah "writer for gow ragnarok" pearce's character boringBASED
>>724887065It didn't carry her for five seconds. The only real bit about her that hit is her dossier labeling her as an atheist was funny.Doesn't help either that she looks like she just walked out of a shitty weg with that outfit. It doesn't fit her whole demon thing but it's also not casual wear to contrast with it enough because of the super short shorts and the fact that she's wearing goddamn pumps
>>724885897well shit I thought he was supposed to be an asshole, he just looks like an awkward but well-intentioned oaf.
>>724887632yeah he literally just super-autist-man with an omni-man skin
>>724887632Hes a literal alien that takes human form to fit in better, not the superman kind that was raised here.The intricacies of human interaction are utterly foreign to him beyond surface level concepts, and to top it off he seems downright autistic.My boy never stood a chance
>>724887632>he just looks like an awkward but well-intentioned oafHe literally is.
>>724887898>Hes a literal alien that takes human form to fit in betterI've seen people saying this but I don't think it's ever mentioned in gamewhere are you guys taking it from?
>>724888012>>724887632https://youtu.be/NomMbllyaDo?si=rr2vgwo_BCE2RA3y&t=5578
>>724888012first time i heard he TOOK that form but he is atleast not compatible with human women and blatantly states "im not a person, im just shaped like one"
>>724888012I never got that from the interactions, might be spoilers from leaks.>>724888140He just clarifies that he has alien genitals. He's an alien that closely resembles humans, which probably just makes his life that much harder since people who don't know him personally assume he's a 'normal' hero, and not autism man
>>724883210NoLike the other guy said its typical Millennial writing but Jessie guy has excellent delivery so it sort of works.
>>724840770Neither, take the mgtow pill.
>>724873708>...describe every women that isnt a virginal tradwifeThose aren't women. They are whores.And Visiblebitch clearly has BPD. The mood swings? The impulsive actions? The complete 180s regarding Robert, one day punching him and the next clitting it up thinking about him?She is textbook BPD and once her backstory as Toxic's bitch is revealed there won't be anymore doubt.
>>724840852It's incredibly forced. I wouldn't mind it if the obvious choice wasn't BB and all the insecure posters projecting onto Invisigal weren't forcing engagement. You know it's them
>>724877982She didn't go to prison. She is free and is after Robert.The game's writing and world makes no fucking sense. A known murderer with DOZENS of victims is at large because...?
>>724872858Are you retarded?
>>724840770You'd have to be retarded to pick the dyke.
>>724883034I honestly wish we could kill the stupid mutt.
>>724889027I can't stomach a girl who ditched my boy Phenom and then asked other people to handle him being all depressed about it for her instead of doing it herself. She's a thot.
>>724889135We already know that you're subhuman, Ahmed, you don't need to explain it to us.
>>724889293Given he runs off from his first mission because he thought he saw her, it's probably for the best she keeps her distance to start with.
>>724888194>"im not a person, im just shaped like one"somebody show him those deranged japanese comics. Blonde Bitch will be begging for him to come back by friday>>724888637>A known murderer with DOZENS of victims is at large becausetaking her down takes too much effort?
The best part of this game is that it's a weekly release. The discussion hasn't died off at all.
>>724889293>my boy Phenom??? He's an alien from a planet that hates the human race. We should kill him instead of feeling pity for him.
>>724889712This isn't Invincible.
>>724889576>taking her down takes too much effort?I doubt any member of the Z-team would be trouble for Blonde Blazer. Hell, Robert would take them down himself if he had the suit.
>>724889748The Viltrumites unironically want to fuck the everloving SHIT out of humanity. Literally just wanna go turbo-gooner mode and fuck and suck and fuck and suck human pussy and cock for the rest of their lives.
>>724888637Just imagine the setting is a high school. There were no murders, only stolen lunches. That explains the leniency or how supervillains can roam around scott free and be roomies with superheroes simply becasue they became part of the good guy organization.
BB
>>724889894Imagine 14-year old Invisihebe. Uoh...
>>724889959Sloppa.
>>724889959Gross, now imagine BB, god she would be a high school star for sure.
>>724890009
>>724889894>Z shift are the breakfast club>Robert is a transfer student
>>724890138Like the Breakfast Club if they were all Bender and Allison.
>>724881741NTA but prior to that, my only experience with "glassing" was in Halo, where "glassing" a planet means blasting its surface with super hot, destructive orbital lasers and thus turning its surface to glass (though maybe not literally)
>>724890515not him but I agree, thats the only use I knew back then
>>724881741the british isles are basically the only place in the entire world where "glassing" is a thing.
>>724890515thisalthough we always used it in the context of a hypothetical scenario where you drop a shit load of nukes on a small area of land
>>724857356Arcane fags never recovered from the good character drama taking a backseat to Vi and Caitlyn's domestic violence homolust and Jinx grooming a child; causing the death knell of the series.Once all the interesting male characters died or took a backseat, it was over for it. LGBTs seethe because they know its true.
>>724891017I'm not saying those weren't issues but the biggest problem was them forcing like 2-3 seasons of content into one so it comes across as ADHD non-sense. Also a bunch of other lazy nonsense writing wise but I'm not gonna waste my time to detailing every specific narrative fuckup
this is good but TWAU remains their best work
>Invisigal calls this a dad bod this twink is like 12% body fat not counting bits swapped for scar tissue, what the fuck is that bitch smoking?
>>724891397Well that and completely rewriting who the MAge that saved Jayce was and making Viktor Magic Jesus and Magic Satan instead of an insane Cyborg.Honestly, just making wild magic void corruption, making Viktor need to replace his entire body with metal (both due to Jinx's rocket) and to slow/stop the corruption of his flesh would have been a lot better and not caused as many issues with the lore.Other than that, condensing the Zaun/Piltover Civil War, Noxian invasion, and Jayce/Viktor plot into one season was retarded. Also the sin of timetravel and multiverses (Ekko's power was acceptable due to limited scale).But Vi and Cait getting together, it immediately turning abusive, and ending with Vi on her knees in a prison cell while her sister goes off to kill herself is just such an out there turn; it's fucking hilarious that they got what they wanted in the worst way possible.
>>724891753I blame the writers, even the artbook thinks he has a dad bod.
>>724891753women (writers) don't actually know what a dad bod is
>>724840770Bottom but when she's blonde
>>724891753Dads are all sexy twinks in this universe and she wants to call mechaman daddy
>>724882820You’re not exactly in the wrong, just depends what kind of relationships you’re trying to build. I’m trying to make my Robert an “in the mud with them” kind of guy but given the scenario it’s not crazy to just say “yeah that crazy bitch punched me.”
>>724840770It depends.Who has a bigger ass, Invisibitch, Mandy or BlazBlond?
>>724892297Prism.
>>724892297all i know is that it's definitely not visi lmao
>>724891753she was just trying to neg him by calling him old.
>>724878835Damn...she really loves *choice number 2*. I really hope she can keep up with her quiz every time a stupid question comes up in her mind because she sure as hell has where to choose from. Choices 3 through 10 are probably waiting. She dumped Phenomeman because the guy answered truly when he was asked an insane question. This is what a walking time bomb looks like
>>724892372I do not like the way she talks and there are zero shots of her ass.>>724892404Yeah I don't think there's any female character hotter than BlazBlond.
>>724891753increasingly moving the bar up for male body attractiveness is a pretty common female grift tbqh. it's kind of like how the cutoff for "short" used to be like 5'3" but now it's 6'.
>>724883913Do you think he bullied Water Boy because he knows the second WB gets any combat experience he’s going to hard counter the shit out of Flambea for the rest of his life?
>>724892483Robert is actually younger than her
>>724892738really? I got like mid-30s vibes from him and mid-20s vibes from her.
>>724840869eww
>>724891903>zillenial dad's look like thatwhat a grim world we live in>>724892297BB>IG>"Mandy">>724892682he is just tsundere for the only guy in the world with a self lubricating ass
>>724892812yeah he's 26
>>724892297>"Mandy"Why the quotes?
>>724884041It’s got sort of an Archer thing going on where there’s clearly modern technology available and in popular use but the aesthetic is still very 80s LA.
>>724849074I hate being hardwired to seek companionship and being unable to get it, and videogames are not filling that hole anymore.CELLS WITHIN CELLS INTERLINKED
>>724893021he acts and sounds like a 40 year old divorcee though
>>724881191put me in the screenshot
>>724893161You're cringe.
>>724893134to voice my disgust. what a shitty name. it even has man on it, "man-dy">>724893446he mentions he almost kills himself with alcohol after his last girl broke up with him so close enough
>>724892812Age gap is a no-no in current year.
>>724892635
>>724893021But he's been doing the Mecha Man thing for at least 15 years. So if that's true he's been fighting crime since he was 11.
>>724885613He has a naturally high Int score, despite whatever airhead dude bro act he puts on the guy is sharp. He almost certainly knows. I’ve seen other people guessing that he was making the big racket so that no one else could hear what the other two were talking about, which would make him pretty bro tier honestly.
>>724840770>nose ring>bitch>objectively the better character is the big man (but you end up being gaylord)Any other options? Can you skip on romance completely?
Anyone got a spoilers link? Or can post it?
>>724893574
>People were caught off guard by the give Golem the chair sceneHow? When I think "Give him the chair." I think WWE, slam the chair against his head, not give a seat.
>>724877982It’s not a Suicide Squad situation, they’re all there by choice. It’s why Robert believes they can change.
>>724894228faaat
>>724894159they put another [GLASS HIM] in the game?
>>724891903I’ve never really gotten the idea that Robert has been broken. Like everyone around him puts that on him but he never seems to have actually given up for a second.
>>724894228hooly fuckimagine if she didn't have the tights too ooooohhh my god I'm gonna cum
>>724840869Based
>>724893161Probably has something to do with him doing his cool action guy voice all day while he’s in the robot even though it has the distortion effect anyway.But really he was probably written to be older then they just slapped 26 on him so it wouldn’t be icky to the girl writers that he bangs Invisigal.
I wonder if they'll change this in the actual release 'cause the age and crimes are the same as Flambae but the height isn't
>>724891903he's not a loser, he doesn't have a dad bod, and he's not "just a guy"did these people like look at the final product before they shipped it?
>>724894946>so it wouldn’t be icky to the girl writers that he bangs Invisigalyou couldnt be more wrong. dont read any book targeted at women, ever
>>724895274why do women constantly mald on twitter over 30 year old dudes dating 20-25 y/o girls then?
>>724885897I love the stare. Like even if he didn't mean it or wish it, there was absolutely a split-second where he considered grabbing Robert's throat and squeezing until his head came off like a wine cork.
>>724895674>Phenomaman will remember that
>>724893021He isn't, the 26 thing is from a unsourced wikiThe game never told us his age, we only know that he was mechaman for the last 15 years, putting him at least in his early 30's if he started at 15-16
>>724896448but it is sourced and it's the official wiki
>>724883210No. Like all good comedy writing everyone is speaking as if they have a 115+ IQ and take everything in stride, which makes things more fun but isn't realistic every day talking.
>>724883210lmaoNormalfags are boring and don't have opinions worth discussing. If you want to learn to talk to people, learn to be like that.
>>724894159Context clues are difficult for sub 100 IQ.
next chapter when
>>724897084Wednesday
>>724885897>>724887990So he really is Harry DuBois but with the ability to fly.
>>724840852FpbpDispatch tranny shills btfo
>>724896552Proove it, link and all
>>724896552>>724898223Nevermind I looked itIt's a fucking tiktok and just a meme, it's not a real statementUntil prooven right in the game, robert isn't 26
>>724885897This is cute
>>724893021He talks and acts like he's in his mid 30s
>>724898371official tiktok and wiki.You're just trying to make yourself feel better cuz you're 40
it's sus how perfectly millenial unc coded this game is desulike, the whole corporate supervisor / department manager role you're playing as a grizzled 'get shit done' veterandealing with an attractive and incompetent whytewymn middle manager younger than you who probably was picked for other reasons than rational qualificationstard-wrangling dumbfuck zoom-zoom subordinates who can't tie their shoesfuture islands slipping into the OPguess it makes sense if all the writers and actors of this are in their 30s-40s
>>724896552>>724898371>>724900086Makes no sense btw. It'd mean he started as mecha man since 11-12 years old. He also acts and feels like he is in his 30s, but with that info It'd also mean he is younger than fucking invisigal of all people when it doesn't feel that way at all.
>>724900086If it's not in the game, it's not canon
>>724900616Invisigal was totally 17 at first, then the devs saddlt realised that modern world was too gay for 17-30's romance
>>724894228>>724894295>>724894550>blocks your path>"Did you forget about me, Anon?"Your response?
>>724894228FATwouldn't've kissed that
>>724900771How could I forget about the villain who destroyed my suit, put me in a coma, and ended my career?
>sold a million bretty gud
>>724901394She saved Robert from dying in the suit. She deserves a hero's reward.
>>724894383It’s not quite as egregious, it’s actually kind of funny because the scene ends up playing out where you both figuratively and literally give the guy a chair.
I wanna know how he lost that chunk of his ear
>>724904386Mike Tyson
I thought the start of CH4 was supposed to be a scripted failure because something like a half dozen assignments started popping up at once but looking at other playthroughs I guess my game bugged the fuck out??? Weird
>>724907270ur just a shitter m8
>>724889027How did you get that scene?
>>724840770god im so lonely
Just got done with episode 3, I've been enjoying it so far but you can feel the lack of gameplay compared to telltale games.
>>724907723its from episode 6
>>724907869quite the contrary singe telltale games had no gameplay just forced walking segments that ruined the experience instead of improving it
>>724907671There was quite literally more missions popping than I had characters so no
>>724907948I just replayed TWAU, that game has an ass ton of quicktime event fights and chases, and ones where you can die or alter the events of the story even
>>724880724She's Laotian
>>724908098>I just replayed TWAUI would never, ever, do this. I don't have suicide tendencies.>or alter the events of the storyYou did not play a telltale game.
>>724881191Newfag
>>724908232no she isn't nigga, you're literally the only one saying that.
>>724907723It was in the game files. You can't see it yet.>>724907887No, its from episode 8.
>>724840770The one that actually acts like a woman and doesn't have a cow piercing on her nose.
>>724909730So the cow piercing women?
>>724907778It's honestly so pathetic how strong of a wish fulfilment "you can be there for an attractive woman and she'll love you for it" is and i'm even more pathetic for it working so well.
>>724840770>kiss Invisigal>tell Blazer about the slip>choose Waterboy>Movie NightI don't think I'll end up romancing Invisigal buttt Blazer needs to spend more than 72 hours getting over her breakup before going out with a subordinate. She also knew exactly what she was doing in Act 1.
>>724900616This is the source for him being mid 20s on the other wiki, I haven't played the game so idk if it checks out
>>724840770Hi-Fi rush is better than this garbage.it also has the advantage of being an actual game.
>>724840852FPBP, we hate video games here.
>>724911440It wasn't 72 hours.They did 7 tests of the proto-pulse.At 1 a day that's at least a week after the breakup considering the fact we learn about the breakup the same day the mech suit gets brought to the lab.
>>724912739fpbp
>>724840770>Pick the cunty brown dyke
>>724840770Neither, both are shit.
