>be me>choose best girl>credits tell me only 31% of chads chose BB tooYou people take the literal villain with a bull ring over the mommy next door?
>blonde woman superhero that isn't magikmiss me with that thot shit
it was a no brainer to choose bb over a bitch that punches you one day then tells you she had a wet dream about fucking you the next
>>724845817That's exactly my point. BB is steady. Visi is a schizo red flag. Haven't you people ever heard the saying "don't stick your dick in crazy"?
>>724843867people are cumbrained due to easy and unlimited access to porn, saw the dream sex scene and that was it
>>724843867Invis got way more screentime is more fleshed out. You probably won't see regret over not picking Blazer until the next couple episodes when she spills her guts more, now that she's revealed her Mandy side.
>>724843867i can't handle a normal nose ring / stud and a septum piercing is a million times worsei'm waiting till it's fully out to 'play' it but i definitely shan't be going with that trash
>>724845860>"don't stick your dick in crazy"?coward
>>724845860yep, just goes to show how many people wanna be pegged by a socially inept lesbo looking nose ring bitch instead of the sweet kind hot blonde and brunette 2 in 1
>>724845817>a bitch that punches you one day then tells you she had a wet dream about fucking you the nextGod I love latina-coded girls so fucking much!
>>724843867This dumb whore will cheat on you, so who cares
>>724843867>monkey branching blonde superhero who caresses your face and sleeps on your shoulder when she has a boyfriend alreadyor>crazy bitch who was a villaingame was rigged from the start
>>724846139I'm pretty sure Visi is some flavor of Asian.
>>724846141She technically cheated on Phenomaman because she'd rather a human that can have sex with her, and she genuinely looks up to Robert
>>724843867I picked BB because she was white.
>>724846261BB still breaks up with Phenomeman even if you don't kiss her, so my guess is that was always the plan.
>>724846225nigga I said latina-coded, not that she's latina
>>724846261Only if you kissed her. Default choices are to not kiss her or ask her out to dinner; so she's only a whore if you make her one.
>>724843867>more people have bad taste than good tastewho would have figured
>>724843867It was 45/55 when I chose it last week.Chances are that the intro to episode 4 going viral has massively boosted her numbers.It’s going to be interesting to see what the player count is this week, since it more than tripled from week to 2
BB is a lost cause unless they give her an even sexo sex scene.
>>724846817You realize Visi hasn't had a sex scene, right? It was a dream.
This chick is such a babe.
>>724847493Even if she is just going Super Saiyan and not really blonde I ain't complaining.
>>724847560This is like playing FF7 Remake a few years back where I kept getting cornered by Tifa, Jessie, Aerith. Just bring back hot chicks flirting with us again.
>>724847493And she actually has tits. Visi has mosquito bites.
>>724843867I don't like her superhero design
>>724848271What about her disney princess form?
>>724843867>You are a submissive faggot>She is a manipulative bitch that wants to try dominating someone for onceEvery "man" that picked Blonde Blazer is a disgrace and is in for a rude awakening.
>>724848506So you went with the women who said shes into pegging and wants to peg Robert?
>>724846225unfortunately
>>724848506When it's revealed that Visi planted the bomb on your suit, I will expect an apology.
It was lame as fuck that there was no option to ignore both of them.
NO SONAR ROMANCE IS FUCKED UP IF YOU ASK ME
Why does Invisigal have no ass?
>>724848647Because she's a chink.
>>724843867>made Phenomaman cryI'm out.
>>724848717Oh no not the poor autistic alien.
no coupe romance after that bar scene is a crime.
>>724848781Visi at least has redeemable qualities. Coupe is a soul-dead serial killer.
>>724848736Correct. Besides, there are other fish in the sea and she is pretty boring as both BB and Mandy.
>>724846787Just finished and it said Visi had it by 3%. I’m guessing it’s gonna more or less even out as people try different outcomes.Meanwhile I will be sperging out trying to get perfect runs on the dispatching. I am also missing the part of my brain that is supposed to be able to complete this hacking game that everyone says is too easy.
>>724848815yeah but she's hot
Stupid sexy Blazer
>>724848551She just says whatever crude shit pops into her head as a shit test. She is clearly a total sub.
>>724848551A woman can only do something if a man allows her to. If my bitch even tried to stick her finger up my ass she should be ready to get that bootyhole wide open all night long.>>724848567So? How would that change anything? Now, if she had Toxic's rotten dick inside her then that's a whole another story.
I am biologically compelled to choose the tomboy. This is my prerogative as a MTF (Major Tomboy Fan)
>>724848781She fucks the dwarf.
>>724843867Invis is the White man's choice. BB is the brown choice.
I’m embarrassed to admit it took a second viewing to understand that the Sour Patch Kids bit is a reference to Invisigal’s personality.
>>724843867She's a terrible manager.
>>724843867>IGI can fix her>BBWe can fix each other
>>724846372-Coding is cope for american blacks so they can pretend Piccolo is black. Things are or are not, and YWNBAW.
>>724843867>fake blondeThat's why
>>724850828Playing doubles advocate, it’s also tacitly encouraged by sci-fi/fantasy types so they can get away with using different races as stand ins and keeping them out of the human cast
BB gets my spider sense tingling, because she's a bit too perfect. Seriously? Her only "dark secrets" is that she's a brunette and used to have a boyfriend she broke up with anyway and never even had sex with?That's too wholesome for modern day storytelling.
>>724850936If you can't imagine a universe with fantastical things without comparing to them your grocery store clerk that seems like a you problem.
>>724843867Majority of gamers are brown incels who know they'd never get BB so they choose the mysterymeat with mental illnesses
>>724843867>leans in while caressing my face>omg you kissed me so unexpected! :3>can you help me with the zipper :3 ?>half of your boob out>omg I didn't notice :3she's either super insecure or manipulative or bothif you picked BB you wouldn't survive 1 day in the jungle
>>724851228manipulative due to being insecure, she's got a whole complex over the gap between her BB form and her real looks
>>724851228> she's either super insecureIt’s that one. The date practically spells it out for you.
>>724851337>>724851332and who's to say that's not just another layer of manipulation?how do you guys even trust people like these
How does our boy Robert pull 2 baddies effortlessly?
>>724845860Do you thing they have real life experience with crazy chicks to spot the red flag?
>>724851498Its a video game. By being writers self insert fantasy.
>>724843867I'd feel guiltier when dumping a covert schizo over an obvious one. And the calm and steady girls are always covert schizos.
>>724851523this is not real life, it's a gameSince I'm not braindead, I can do this distinction
>>724851498In general he’s good looking, competent, charismatic and stands up for himself.For BB she clearly admires him for the bankrupting himself to help people, which contrasts against her imposter syndrome level of insecurity.For IG he’s the only person to sincerely want to help her despite knowing full well how much of a fuck up she is.
>>724851454There’s always a chance somebody is hiding something, but at some point you have to trust people. Otherwise you’ll be alone and miserable until you wander out at night and get hit by a train driven by men who glow in the dark
>annoying whore>used goods>taken>looks like a generic "how to draw superheroes" character>best girlWhy does your discord insist on spamming this shitty "game"? Stay on your server. You only want to jerk each other off anyway.
>BB crushes your groin to dust >IG turns invisible when fucking How am I suppose to choose
Is this basically a Telltale game or is there gameplay?
>>724843867>the mommy next door?Mommydom posters are unironically on the same tier as obnoxious faggot as NTRfags. I'm not joking.If you want a woman to mother you unironically, then you are the gimpiest-most-retarded-weak example of a male possible and you should probably kill yourself.
>>724851904>There’s always a chance somebody is hiding somethingthere's a difference between hiding something and hiding something about your characterBB is possibly doing bothIG is most likely doing the former and I seriously doubt she's doing the latter
>>724852267All "mommy" shit is just a safe, twitter approved fetish. Because the idea of a man being assertive while the woman is submissive is considered "dangerous" and basically rape.
The only honest character in the entire game is waterboy. Mark my words.
>>724852276She’d have to be the actress of the century to pull that off in the date scene, at which point she’s going into outright villain territory.They’ve really done a bang up job with the facial expressions for both characters.
>>724852441does phenomaman even get the concept of lying?
>>724853047He does speculate if BB broke up with him over another man, so he can at least conceptualise lies by omission
>>724851228Is she actually attempting to manipulate for who knows what purpose, or is she just attempting to seduce simply because she's attracted?
>Waterboy's injured portraitI'm so fucking sorry for putting you out there. What have I done?
>>724851228>manipulativeThat's literally standard women putting out 101.
>>724854195I read the initial approach as at first trying to make him more pliable to sign up, then actually getting to know and liking him
>ignore BB>friendzone Invisigal>help PhenomemanBros before hoes, fuck romance I've got a friend to make
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>>724843867so how old is robert? he seems atleast 30 right?what about BB and invis?
google 'chad warden' and tell me what you see on the 2nd resultmake it make sense
>>724857624>Helping some simp alien over Waterboy.Phenomaman will get over it, it's basically just him dealing with his first lose at something. Waterboy on the other hand deserves the shot and needs an experienced leader to help him become a WaterGOD.
>>724858930Waterboy has his shit together now, and when one of Z shift inevitably fucks up he’ll have another slot.Phenomaman is a complete basket case now
>>724858207Early thirties, yeah. He's around ten years younger than Chase. Visi is 27 and BB is unknown, but presumably younger than Robert.
>>724860337Isn’t Chase 39?
>>724858930Waterboy's too kind to be stuck with a bunch of ex-villain shitters. Not to mention he just got hired as a janny, he's in the org and it's only a matter of time before he's noticed and put onto a proper team.
>>724860454Yes. And he was Robert's babysitter.
