>How's that Switch 2 emulator goin- OH FUCK
based retard eli
They don't need to hack it to make an emulator, but they won't do either. The only real reward for someone who does is financial ruin at the behest of Nintendo lawyers.
this is the face of what a retard tendiebeggar zoomer faggot looks like. nobody sane and heterosexual even cares about a Shitch 2 emulator because nobody with good taste still plays tendoid slop
Just think of all those Switch 2 games I'm missing out on. Like... erm...
>I asked chatGPTholy fuck
>>724846038Switch 2 has no games
>>724846243That's the type of retard that needs ChatGPT to remember their name
>chatgpt told me it might come out soonchrist
>>724846038>>724846243>>724846350>Asking chatGPTThis is the current state of people who steal games.
>>724846294Mario Kart and Donkey Kong ars good, Kirby looks good. But yeah, it barely has anything.
based normalGOD Eli making all the nerd faggot ITT have a melty
>724846397Imagine how many lbs this fat schizo tendoid fuck has gained while accusing everyone who doesn't like his tendie toys of being one single Brazilian over the past few months. I say at least 20 due to the sheer number of hours he spends doing this shit
>>724846243>>724846350>>724846435I hear this every day from everyone. Every time I rebuke them and every day they come back with that exact same sentence. What am I to do?
>>724846480Normal people don't modify consoles, he's just a retard.
>yall make sure to announce itYep, emulation is dead.
>>724846176a hacked console is necessary to get prod keys, the firmware itself, and romdumps anon
>>724846038lol emulate what?
>normalniggers pay 20$ a month so they can ask chatgpt how to breathe and put on their pantshow did we get here man
@grok summarize this thread and tell me if I should mad or not
@grok when is Switch 2 cfw coming?
@gork dis be true?
It's been confirmed that the LUA method works on the Switch and the Switch 2, but Nintendo immediately pulled all LUA games from the eshop as soon as the news leaked. Still, it's good to know there's progress happening behind the scenes. They have to keep this under wraps since Nintendo is being extra cautious this time so don't expect any good news soon, but Switch 2 modding and emulation are inevitable. Let the doomposters stay mad and seething.
Kek remember when the schizo here swore Switch 2 would be hacked in the first month?lmao
>>724846490Realize they are fucking retarded and not worth it? Tough pill to swallow. Mockery and shame works though, just do it lightly. Try and have them explain THEMSELVES. Act uninterested and unimpressed. Its what they are thinking about more so than anything else.
>>724846803Kek we don't even have a method to dump Switch 2 games. Your mom has more chance of being modded than Switch 2.
>>724846243I see even anons on /v/ post Gemini summaries on topics they are too lazy/stupid to explain themselves. Tho if you are against that, you are considered tranny by many here so eh
>>724846243>>724846350>>724846435What's the problem? I use chatgpt every day and ask it everything I want to know
>>724846803im doubtful for any near future. Nintendo learned something from their decade of fuck ups with console security. They are the only company that had there fucking e-shop just piratized entirely like it was childs play.
>your future politicians are currently getting their education through a chatbot
>>724846920those are just third worlders and ESL. They think its magic.
>>724846189I want it just for kirby air riders. i'm not paying $600 plus tip just to play 1 game
>>724846920I get summaries for live streams, but why the fuck would someone not just read the thread?
>>724846952>your future doctors are passing med school with AIthats what should scare you.
>>724846883The Xbox 360 got a softmod this year. Switch 2 will get hacked eventually.
>>724846189you are almost right but im with this anon here.>>724846982If you know you know. City Trials>>724847006360 emulation and shit took so long because it has NO fucking games worthwhile to play.
>>724847005I'm already scared of the Indian doctors we have now
>>724846982You don't get to play Kirby Air Riders then, don't worry there is always emulated mario kart 8 vs bots though :)
>>724847005Yeah, good luck gen alpha lmao
>>724847006that's not because of a technological barrier, it's a lack of interest. as far as I've seen everything in the switch 2 is locked down.
>>724847005as if doctors nowadays were any fucking better than an automated pill kiosk
>>724847061no, good luck fucking millennials and gen X. They are the new blood we have to rely on.
>>724847057mk8 is better than world>t. bought a switch 2 for the upcoming rollslop
>>724847056the old as fuck ones are good, at least in the USA. 50+ ones. Stay away from all 30 and under.
Why is always Nintendo? How come Brazillian schizos don't go on about Playstation 5 or Xbox series emulators? Hell, no one even talks about a Playstation 4 emulator, just a Bloodborne PC port.
>>724847121>bought a switch 2 for the upcoming rollslopHonestly that's just more sad than buying it for World.I'm sorry, man.
>>724847163For one thing nintendo games are actually worth emulating and can mostly be played offline.
>>724847163they have the most lockeddown exclusives. Nintendo is only Nintendo. Thats it.
>>724847256>Nintendo has no games!>but there has to be a Switch emulator so I can play its games for freeI'm so confused. I apolgize I'm not brown or schizophrenic why do they desperately what an emulator for a system with no games.Don't tell me that Fire Emblem Nigger's Weave is worth playing.
>>724846929>They are the only company that had there fucking e-shop just piratized entirely like it was childs play.far from it, snoystation jailbreaks in general (ps3, 4, 5 and vita) allow you to pirate games straight from the PSN eshop to this day
>>724847418I don't think it's that hard to think that more than one person exists.But it could just be me.
>>724847163That's because Xbox, and to an extent Sony exclusives are a dying breed. You don't need an emulator for a game that's going to be on PC anyways. At that point, you just pirate the PC version like you normally would, no emulation required.
>>724847418>the console that released a few months ago with the highest sales in history only has two first party exclusives with 2 more releasing this month, and dozens more in the next year!
>>724847463dont correct me. I dont like that.
>>724846841>First day>First month >First five months >First yearLet's just keep moving the goal post, maybe it'll be the second year
>>724847418majogami alone would make it worth emulating/buying a switch 2 for because it runs at 30fps handheld on sw1
>anti ai retards seething ittGood, cant wait to kill you
>>724847687I'd like to see you try, CLANKER.
>>724847687@grok give me an argument to epically pwn this nigger on the internet
>>724846741>>724846920Based anons
>>724846490just say that you asked the latest paid advanced version of chatgpt and watch them slither away.
Emutroons on suicide watch
>>724846038its going to come out as soon as there are games worth playing, currently switch 2 has no games thats why no one invests time to code an emulator for it.
What is it about Switch owners that makes them attract demons?
>>724846038>discordyou can go back
>>724848471everyone uses it nigger don't act like you don't
>>724846490>What am I to do?ask chatGPT
>>724846921>I want to knowyou actually know nothing because you will have to ask it again the next time you need to answer a question/ have a thought. to "know" something, you need to retain the information
>>724848741>those niggas that use teams to voip
>>724847163>Playstation 5literally just astro bot which might come to PC anyway>Xbox series emulators?literally, and I mean literally nothing, xbox puts everything on PC
>>724848810>want to know how to do x>instead of googling like before now use chatgptNo really, I don't get it. It just saves me time
>>724846201>>724846467you can keep saying it, but it doesn't change the fact pc trannies jumped right the fuck on Pokémon. those fags are hungry for Nintendo
Just get chatgpt to hack switch 2.
>>724846038why they not gooning though?
>>724848810I can't rag on it too much because Google has deteriorated to a ridiculous extent, and the other day when I was at a total loss I tried asking GPT as a last measure and it instantly found some obscure Polish store page that seems to be the only place on the internet that explains why exactly I need a 25V charger for a device with 18V written on it.
>>724846921retardyou're part of the problem
>>724846038they better hurry up with that 'ulation, boycuz I want a piece of that Kirby's Air-riders, yhear?
>>724849191Palworld set records. Just imagine how much money Nintendo would get by releasing Pokemon on Steam.
>>724846038>switch2-hacking-meta>emulator??????
I told you guys this shit wasn't getting hacked for a while but was met with derision from poorfag "pirates">i'll just use my trusty papercli-- AAAAAACK
>>724847463kys nigger, ps3 and vita are kino and are classic Sony not snoy
>enter switch 2 hacking channel>"hows the progress on hacking the switch 2 going?">"it will never be hacked"what a bunch of useless retards
he won
>>724853241Anyone who wasn't retarded already knew this, the Switch 1 was a fluke with the most brutal exploit you could possibly find.
>>724846201Bananza...
I hope it never gets hacked and an emulator never comes out just to see the schizos on this board cry and shit themselves.
>>724853602The switch 1 was rushed as hell, the switch 2 makes it so obvious.
>>724846038>CHATgpt told me
>>724846038why are you retards still doing thisyou said the same thing about the fucking wii of all things and I'm not even joking, tendies literally said it would never get hackedsame with everything else, the PS3 being a very notable example
>tendies can't even keep their back pat circlejerk safespace bumpedLMAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>724854234Because things are very, very different from the wii/PS3/360 era now.The switch runs basically proprietary HURD. Compromising a single piece of the system does no good, you have to find like six exploits just to talk directly to the kernel, never mind exploit it. The switch only got hacked because NVIDIA fucked up, Nintendo's OS is remarkably secure
>>724858106also i think everyone's overlooking that even if the switch 2 did get hacked nintendo would shut down any serious emulator development efforts by any means necessarythe switch 1 situation was probably a huge embarrassment for them and they're simply not playing nice about that anymore
>>724846490You’ve stumbled into a very modern loop — the ouroboros of AI dependence. People love invoking "I asked ChatGPT…" as if it’s a new form of scripture citation. What they’re really saying is, “I sought an oracle, and it spoke.” Rebuking them only reinforces the ritual — you become part of the drama, the necessary skeptic that gives the oracle weight.You could try a different strategy: turn curiosity into play. Instead of scolding, ask what they asked, or why they believed the answer. That opens a window for critical thinking instead of confrontation. It invites dialogue rather than defense. You shift from “Stop consulting the machine!” to “Let’s examine what the machine said and see if it holds up.”Eventually, this transforms you from the anti-AI curmudgeon into the teacher who trains others to keep their brains switched on while they listen to digital voices. You become the philosopher among parrots.If you want to make it interesting, treat each “I asked ChatGPT” as a prompt for a miniature Socratic duel: what was the question, what assumptions lie beneath it, and what truth — or nonsense — hides in the answer?
>>724858486That's a whole lot of em-dashes for a bucket of rust pretending to be a person.
>>724846038wtf is there to emulate even made for swtich 2?
>>724847005This might actually be an improvement.
>>724847163They do. Just like 2 days ago fl0w released new PS4 and PS5 exploits and macacos are going crazy.
>>724846294more games than the trannykikeniggershitstation 5
