>Tomb Raider’ Live-Action Series to Begin Filming in 2026, Sophie Turner Confirmed as Lara Croft https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/tomb-raider-live-action-series-filming-2026-sophie-turner-1236506192/
Don't give a fuck, series /=/ video game.
>>724853923Oh dear, she lost what little tits she had to begin with.
they should make me the casting director next time
>>724853923>no titsWhy bother.
i have a headcanon about Lara being a muscular bimbo so that's fairly accurate to me
>>724854130You just know that the author is part of the 40%.
>>724853923
>>724854130i can kind of understand that
i thought only japs cast clearly weak and physiologically unsuitable actors for roles that require a modicum of musculature to be considered a good fitwhats with hollywood casting buffed out men for roles requiring it but employing weak basic bitches for the same type of roles?
>>724853923My favorite britslag.
>>724854264lel
>>724853923You can have abs or big naturals. But you cannot have both. And I'd prefer the latter for Lara Croft.
could blonde Lara work?
>>724853923>Blonde instead of brown hairRuined
>>724853923>random smol tattooswhy are femoids like this
>>724853969>an AlicechadThere are dozens of us!But where did she go...
>>724854481It's a British slag thing.
>>724854496;_; I miss she
>>724854449she could make my penis work
>>724854449she couldn't make my penis work
>>724854481Normalfags do that kind of retarded shit all the time, like getting inane tattoos or posting the Reddit frog on the internet.
>>724853923should've cast sydney sweeney. i can deal with FAS and big tits. witch skull and little tits is too much
>>724853923>roastie>non-existent tits>retarded tattoosHAHAHAHA... no.
>>724853923she needs to be bigger. Fat and muscles alike. She looks malnurished and weak. Like imagine if they kept Captain America skinny for his entire run on Marvel movies that would look ridiculous.
>>724853923>pale lara croft with light hair and eyesmy dick couldn't be any harder
They should make a Tomb Raider game or movie featuring Amanda Nicole. She's the most canon woman irl that achieved Lara's essence
>>724854264Why would glowies want women to have shitty tattoos?
>>724853923>No boobsLMAO
>>724855354tattoo ink contain micro chip that tracks individuals and spies on their surroundings
>>724855306er...
>>724853923Pity she got ARABED in a classic brit slag tradition
Don't care.Don't buy.Not videogames.
>>724855436her bf doesn't look arab
>>724855570she had multiple some were shitskins, don't care about the sand variant
>>724854264why do you guys hate tattoos so much ? they're barely even noticeable on her
>>724854481it's hot,cool and badass. maybe if you weren't a major dork you'd understand this
>>724855436she didn't, her her was just a dark anglo
>>724855436this is a myth btw, the actual brit slag tradition is similar to the american ones and that's nigs, even in areas that are majority south asian the most common IR relationship there is still black/white even tho blks are barely 3% of the population, it's almost funny.
>>724853923>No boobsBad pick. The hair can be dyed, but you can't properly make up for no boobs.
>>724856141Literal autism, plus they see men in fields that often have a lot of tattoos (MMA fighters, musicians, actors, etc.) absolutely crushing pussy and it infuriates them, because they're incels.
>>724854449penis
>>724853969>>724854496>>724854584kill yourself
>>724856561here's an alternative point of view: tattoos look like shit on women 99% of the time
>>724854798>she wore a latex topMUH
>>724856141tattoos were cool maybe 30 years ago. now? you look like a vegan, a tiktok eceleb, or both>>724854449idk why but i hate this woman even tho ive never seen her before.
>>724857756>idk whycuz gay
>>724857801she gives me the same vibes as the white house girl
>>724857756Tattoos were never cool unless you had a "legit" reason to get them, like being a soldier, sailor, criminal, native islander or a whore. And even then were "cool" just to idiots.
>>724854264Tatoos are so ugly and trashy. I don't date women with tattoos
>>724856254The most common inter is actually white and latino in the US, not nig.
Why they keep pushing this franchise?Only boomers grew up with it. Also Tomb Raider games are average at best
>>724858215>Also Tomb Raider games are average at bestabsolutely not
>>724856141To me they're the hallmark of trashy millennial slut
>>724854264unironically first thing I thought of when i saw the pic>every single woman seems to have so many retarded shitty tattoos.
>>724858489this
>>724853923Wheres the tits?
>>724858694You actually don't see too many on women under 25. If they have any, they're small. It's the 30 ups that look like public restroom stalls.
>>724859051in my lara folder
>>724853923WIll Aryas actress play Kurtis?
>>724858013i guess that's true but he was talking about ''slags'' as in hoes in america and those are the ones who go for nigs. plus alot of those ''latinos'' are basically white cubans
>>724858489>hating sluts no fun lame ass dork
>>724859051they've been trying to kill the OG lara croft for over a decade now, the new one isn't supposed to have tits anymore because that would be offensive
>>724860272Reminder Angelina has tiny tits, she's wearing a pushup bra
>>724860304not really "tiny" but she did wear a padded bra to make them look biggernow they go out of their way to look for actresses who don't have tits, the showrunner outright said lara croft can't have breasts because she has to "squeeze through rocks" (the retarded loading screens in the nu raider games)
>>724860272>new one isn't supposed to have tits anymore because that would be offensiveFalse. Everyone likes tits. It's just tits aren't important when casting.
>>724860615see >>724860552
>>724860630Yes, one person makes it a Hollywood conspiracy.
>>724860715>yes it's true but it's not a big problem
>>724860715wtf are you talking about, this is about the amazon series where they made it a requirement that the actress must be flat>Notably, as a writer, Waller-Bridge is no stranger to referencing breasts in her works. However, there was apparently a heated debate in the Tomb Raider writers’ room regarding whether Lara should have her classic busty figure, or an athletic build in line with the more modern games. Waller-Bridge’s stance on the matter is clear. “She’s a tomb raider, so she’s incredibly fit,” she said. “She has to squeeze through tiny rock crevices all the time. It is a different experience squeezing through a small rock crevice when you have larger boobs than if you have smaller boobs.”
>>724854584Tf does this mean? Who is this?
>>724860793You mean they actually went back and forth on if they should pick what was best and came to the conclusion, a spelunker and cave explorer should probably be skinnier? Not because they actually hate big boobs? HOLLYWOOD HAS GONE MAD!
>>724860871YWNBAW
>>724853923I'm mirrin' her abs but she's miscast.
>>724860932>YWNBAW>posts tranny doll looking manfaced lara
>>724860940Looks aside, she has the charisma of a brick wall compared to Jolie
>>724858489>trashy millennial sluthuh? these kinds of randomly placed scribble doodle tats are zoomer slut hallmarks. Core millennial whores were all about the tramp stamp and other larger, more defined pieces.
>>724860987t. child fucker
>>724853923Made for shotas?
>>724860987>redditsaw manGo back.
>>724854481it's hints of weakness during boss fight if you know what I mean
>>724853923There's nothing wrong with /fit/ women, but women with a toned upper body need to have a big lower body to balance it out. They need to have more volume than definition too.>butI don't make the rules. Pic is a good example of a good /fit/ female body aesthetic.
>>724861674based and liking stronk women who don't look like men pilled
>>724860272I don't think they're ever gonna beat Angelina Jolie when it comes to looks for playing Lara Croft. The movies aren't exactly great but she definitely looks the part.
>>724860615Why do her tits keep shrinking in the games then?
>>724853923you guy's told me woke was dead, but all i see is a purposely cast actress meant to subvert the female attributes the character she is playing is known for
>>724853923This will be cancelled before it hits streaming. I've heard multiple things about this project and none of them are positive. I work in Burbank.
>>724860871Faggot
>>724854449No you fat Indian
>>724853923There is not money in feminist Lara or any nuLara.Stop trying to push it. Not even games were profitable after the initial hype wore off
>>724860615Then pad them, faggot
>>724860871And your shit bombs again.Next time make her look hot and liek the character
>>724861903yeah, both movies were really mediocre but still worth watching as a fan of the old games because the casting fit so wellfor nuLara the only actress i can think of who could be a good fit is gemma arterton
>>724861674It looks like shit and has no tits, gay
>>724865420For nuLara you jsut need retirement.Nobody likes that shit
>>724865495well to be fair they're gonna replace her with a """unified""" version, but that one is probably gonna be even worse than the reboot oneOG all the way
>>724856561Its this.
>>724865581it's you...
>>724853923She doesn't have the "character" look. Terrible miscasting. Maybe if they give her giant prosthetic cans and dye her hair.
>White woman>Dog tattoowoof
>>724865750the last time you posted that, you made me finish
>>724853923Wasn't she in that one dogshit unwatchable X-men movie? Lmaoooooo imagine the ancient goblins she'd have to fuck to keep getting gigsAnyway, >>>/tv/
>>724865560a version that unifies Lara with nuLara is liek a version of Batman that unifies Batman with spongebobMiss me with that shit
>>724861674Whomst?
>>724854481it's something normies do to fit init's really pathetic, like the equivalent of some random faggot posting some dumb frog picture online as a dogwhistle to other losers
>>724865495>animeThe fuck?
>>724865896>dogshit unwatchable X-men movieradioactive_skeleton_Powers.jpg
>>724865581can you post more...?
>>724866152It bombed harder than the Enola Gay, don't worry.
>>724856141i don't hate tattoos, i just think 99% of them look like garbage. if you put a permanent mark on your body, research and pay a good artist to make it look nice.
>>724866476No I'm wondering why that tumblr cartoon is being called anime.
>>724865560I never played the one on the right but what's wrong with it? It looks fine (at least as a picture).
>>724866152
>>724866550Because since western animation went tumblr, dogshit and woke, anime is outselling westernshti by orders of magnitude. So, instead of getting good, westerntards just started calling their shit anime. Like when when you call your shitty comicbook 'graphic novel'
>>724866634God damn...>>724866767...God dammit...
>>724866767or your electric oven "air fryer"
>>724866767>Because since western animation went tumblr, dogshit and woke, anime is outselling westernshti by orders of magnitude. So, instead of getting good, westerntards just started calling their shit anime. Like when when you call your shitty comicbook 'graphic novel'anime was always outselling western comics, the reason is simpler, western comics unfortunately put all their eggs in capeshit superhero garbage, it was trash when it wasn't woke and it's trash now
>>724857895Can't date women with tattoos when you don't date women at all
>>724867068You can thank congress for that. Comic book publishers had to either self-regulate or gov't intervention would step in so a lot of the old pulp, noir, and detective comics died out. It wasn't until the 80's that comics publishers started to break away from it and 2001 where it was abandoned entirely.
>>724860304Which means that they respected the character's looks enough to tell Angelina wear pads, even though she already looked the part, if she was british it would have been perfect. Also , modern Lara would get bullied by PS1 chad Lara.
>>724866634They could have just hired this lady like
>>724860871It's just an excuse, OG Lara had big tits and that was it, but modern devs think natural busty women don't exist and if they do then it's sexist, so when they avoid outing themselves as retards and outright admit it, they will bend over backwards and come up with bullshit like this, Lara Croft is a thrill seeking rich girl, do you seriously think she would have given a crap about her bust size before deciding to become a tomb raider?
>>724866582it's concept art for the unified versionthey turned her into a hobbit with short legs and toned down curvesalso compare how boring the pose is compared to the original
>>724866634>shooped version when she already has great titsthat only enables twitter trannies to say they aren't real, retardbro
>>724860871What is this way of posting? This condescending snarky, bitchy, attitude full of sarcasm and bad faith arguments. I see it everywhere, and more and more frequently.
>>724867984oof
>>724868052squats could fix this
>>724868052What compels people to make photo's of themselves like this?
>>724868052Old grandpa ass
>>724865560Even their stance is night and day >Ready to fuck shit up >In line to get a latte at Starbucks
>>724868052sadness
>>724868052Mournful.
>>724853923she'll be like Cara and wear a padded outfit
>>724868309thisit should be mandatory for women to do squats
>>724856254chaim pls relaxyou're practically slobbering
>>724870741nigga what are you talking about ?
