What is the worst writing you've ever seen in a game?
"i can move things with my fucking mind"
>>724860607>"i can move things with my fucking mind"what game
>you want me to wait one (1, uno) day before proceeding with my plan so that it can be done safely and effectively? when the problem i'm trying to solve won't even happen for another thousand years, by which point we'll likely have the technology to make it a non-issue anyway?>NO! i'm going to do it RIGHT NOW and endanger millions of fucking people! HAHAHA HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT LEON YOU LITTLE FAGGOT?I still have no idea what they were smoking with this shit
>>724860607Did you just do that? You posted the quote wrong, with your freaking post?!
So bad the company went under and the franchise is basically buried.
>>724861369Forspoken, find that scene it's great
>>724861369Forsaken
>>724861369Foreclosure
>>724861654why is his beard so patchy and segmented?
>>724862082I forgot this game existed lmaowhat a blast from the past, what a turd of a game.
"I can make cheese with my fucking seed"-Foreskin
>>724861654Based.
>>724860085They get shit on a lot but this one is genuinely really bad writing, Starfield.There's a quest about dealing with the Terrormorphs, Starfield Deathclaws. You have 2 options, use their natural predator that doesn't consider humans food, that can be farmed and provide beat OR release a virus across the entire galaxy hoping it wipes out the Terrormorphs.If you choose not to use the virus, every companion hates you for it and you're berated and told to "trust the science."The retard that wrote this quest made a "trust the science" covid bullshit where trusting the science, is spreading out a virus across the galaxy. They wrote a fucking covid analogy where spreading covid was the good option.It's by far the worst writing I've ever heard. It's one thing to make the analogy with the unscientific "trust the science" but it's another to be so incapable of writing that you write the analogy that is counter to your intentions.It's so bad you have to wonder if it was intentional to criticise everyone pushing the vaccines.
>>724861654It's even funnier with Kalos, a region literally just a few miles across the Pokemon Northern Sea, has developed and deployed orbital solar power plants that send energy from the sun unfiltered and unbothered by time of day or weather straight back to earth.They also get a lot of geothermal heat, because they can dig deep enough to get heat from the earth from just about anywhere.
suselle deltarune
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>>724862890what the actual fuck are you talking about dude
>>724860085From recent memory the ending for Hades 2 particularly stands out to me as being terribly written.The Ignis DLC for FF15 is also atrociously bad, though the base game itself is fairly lacking.Lightning Returns FF13 might be the most terribly annoying story I've had the displeasure of playing.
Worst writing is Dragon Quest VI on DS. Actual illegible gibberish.Worst story is Final Fantasy XV where the plot is a 'bachelor party road trip' where your bros all get maimed and die, the bride dies then everyone else dies.Dragon Quest XI has similar plot where your family dies, you're imprisoned, your town is destroyed, you help faggots, thieves and murdering drug addicts, kills off party member, etc.
>>724861369Last 3 Zeldas and new Metroid.
>>724862412That sounds like a hilariously unintentionally accurate portrayal of covid.
>>724862151Nu-pokemon character design, Turner was a mistake
>>724862703elaborate
>>724860085what is this and why is it posted all over /v/
>>724864257even fucking redditors are pointing out how bland and OOC the canon ship is while the two literally has better chemistry with fucking ralsei compared to themselvesSusie was just chill with everyone like always and Noelle just throws away any traces of actual personality and enters drooling tard mode whenever she got a whiff of susie you'd suspect its a medical condition
>>724864386I really hope that it's just Tobias being cheeky and setting it up to subvert your expectations down the line that he's adding another badly written lesbian romance to the game but im equally convinced he just can't fucking help himself when it comes to lesbians
>>724862082>>724861369One of Forspoken's main writers now has a Disney career by the way.These people only fail upwards.
>>724864647I mean at least the entire Alphys x Undyne thing is mutual and have a resemblance of chemistry.Susie on the other hand is just a complete fucking idiot(lovable idiot but still) whos just having a general great time with about anyone. Shipping her with anyone really is like shipping Nendou from Saiki.
>>724860085the ending of the layton/ace attorney crossoverI'm still mad
>>724864816Isn't it only really mutual once you set them up? I may be misremembering since I haven't played the game in ages but I don't think Undyne says anything at all about Alphys until they start talking on the phone
>>724865028she dressed up specifically for the date.this is the same woman who wears a suit of armor and walk around the waterfalls btw
>>724865028Well no shit she's not going to say anything about Alphys until you befriend her, because she's either in the middle of trying to kill you or sulking at home because she wasn't able to kill you.But yes, she does mention Alphys in phone conversations multiple times before the Alphys date.
>>724864752It's like they all are from one tribe or something... Hmm...
>>724864752That is a literal reptilian demonyou cannot look at that face and tell me that is a human
>>724865275that guy is swedish
>>724865346It's human. Disfigured by cosmetic surgeries to appear younger and "cooler" yes, but unfortunately still human.
>>724864386What "canon ship"? Susie hasn't expressed any interest in Noelle. Noelle is just infatuated with her. In fact there's no "ship" in the entire game. You loonie troonies haven't played it and are getting mad over things you imagined.
>>724861654Anon he’s not supposed to be reasonable
>>724865525Scandis are basically snow jewsLook at Sami Antero Jarvi
>>724865643toby was pushing it really hard with the entire date thing and shit and how noelle is close to susie in the good, usually canon route and close to you in the evil one
>>724865346reptilians also got the homer simpsons mouth shape, not even kidding.
>>724862412i actually enjoy starfield but yes, my mind immediately jumped to that quest. another candidate would be the institute in fallout 4. they are the primary antagonists for much of the game, kidnapping your son and setting the entire thing in motion, and when you finally get to ask about why they did it and what their larger goals are, you are told "you wouldn't get it"
>>724865346oops, forgot the image
>>724860085dragon age veilguard was terrible. it felt like being stuck in a nightmare where you are unable to scream
>>724865757They aren't dating, there's no indication Susie is interested in Noelle romantically. Her purpose for spending time with Noelle in chapter 4 was to occupy her while Kris was searching for the shelter code in her house. That's not to say it can't progress to something in the future, but for the time being it's an entirely one-sided dynamic. So calling it a "ship" is retarded.
Because of the size and what it is, possibly Fallout 4.A huge part of me wants to say Amensia Rebirth though, its fucking atrocious. I refunded it within 2 hours because it doesnt SHUT THE FUCK UP, then I watched a playthrough and its just fucking horrible, its not the scope of FO4 but its so fucking bad.>retarded women gets a Hobsons choice(look it up)>continuously takes the wrong choice while being explained by everyone why its a terrible and useless action>everyone fucking dies because of it>even in the good ending she and her baby are still dead because of her retardation>everyone could have been saved, including her baby if she just fucking listened to the alienYou cant even connect to the "baby" because you are pregnant with it 90% of the game. Its also a shit game in general in terms of gameplay. Thank fuck The Bunker showed Frictional arent over.
Weird way to get around the jannies op, but you still can do better than this.
>>724865902I would have forgiven so much of FO4 writing if at the end your son has a moment explaining he cant hear very well and has been semi dead since childhood.Mostly because that dude who kills either your wife or husband shoots a fucking 5000MM Revolver RIGHT NEXT to his baby head at the start, inside of an indoor and narrow area. Its seriously almost touching the babies head.
>>724866272>5000MM revolver
>>724866093Fallout 4 is a good proposal.Though I will maintain that Mass Effect 3's ending is the worst written thing in gaming history, the events leading up to the ending weren't nearly so bad so I can't say the game as a whole is as repugnant as Fallout 4 is on the whole.
>>724866201what are you talking about
>>724860085Borderlands
>>724866201Meds
Of the games I've actually played (so no Forspoken etc. even though I've watched that a lot on Youtube): Last of Us. I can't stand that kind of ostentatious, over-acted misery porn.
>>724861369Forkspoon
>>724861369Fortold
Skyward sword, every character is an idiot who actively sabotages themselves. Also ghiraham is trash, you beat his ass by the first dungeon and he only gets the upper hand through an ass pull. I also just fucking remembered that the plan for killing the imprisoned is just dropping a fucking rock on its head.
>>724866737?https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/724855960/ was his previous thread, alongside all of >>724862890 too
>>724862703>>724864386Really reminds me of this one fanart of another game that somehow broke the characters of ALL the characters present. Why do shippers disregard actual relationships and chemistries for the sake of "wholesomeness"?
>>724866802True. But Joel and Ellie is a nice couple.
>>724860085The story ruins what would otherwise be a comfy shit dismantling/scrapping game.It even locks you in your room with unskippable monologues for 5 straight minutes of some woman venting about how unfair working conditions are when the gameplay doesn't reflect the struggle at all. It only makes her and everyone else come across as incompetent.
>>724861369Foreskin
>>724867293I think you are just mentally ill
>>724865275Why don't you Caucausoids do the same instead of crying and whining all the time? Aren'y uoi people supposed to be superior, liek you always boast?
>>724867596Uh huh, and not your trooncord ally who tells you to upkeep his threads, correct?
>>724860085
>>724860085How the transition going, OPsister?
>>724867865WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
Ff14 dawntrail
Either BG3 or Disco Elysium.
>>724867429Have not played your picrel but I hate when there are games that have the potential for precious isolation and comfiness and you have to listen to idiots you can't care less for. Biggest reason why I stayed away from Star Trucker and Pacific Drive.
>>724867759Projection much,dalle fag?
>>724866201Uh oh, OP did NOT like this one
>>724866201Sexy
>>724867329sex
>>724868248I have those hidden for a reason, the only times I broke that was to post in a thread op made.
>>724860085I play a gacha game. One of the ones with a supposed good story. It's not. I have seen things you people wouldn't believe in the writing department.
>>724869451limbus?
>>724868204>GLASS HIM
>>724862205>blast from the pastDude it was like 3 years ago
>>724861654it wasn't supposed to be a documentary...
>>724869451elaborate or fake and gay
fuck you OP
>>724866532>Handgun with a barrel the size of an industrial mixing vat.He must have a lot to compensate for.
>>724861862Her betraying Booker over nothing was some bullshit.
i liked the game where a kid merged two giant tanks by being very very angry
>>724860085I played FF7 Remake past the intro.
>>724861654You don't get it. He's doing it during the tournament for the spectacle. His chosen champion Leon will stop the Darkest Day during the greatest tournament ever. Rose will be worshipped centuries into the future.
>>724865998You don't put something in your game for no reason, Anon. Nor do you give it that much focus for no reason.
I played this a while ago and don't quite remember the details, but I remember being frustrated about how stupid one of the sides was. It's a post apocalyptic setting with various unruly warlords and violent bands roaming the world, vying for resources. You have a deal with a local leader (whose land seems quite stable in comparison to the rest of the world), that in exchange for your help bringing his kids to him, he'll send the rangers (your people) supplies to help them out. Then you're contacted by a rogue ranger who wants you to help them bring that leader down in a rebellion instead. As such, she directs you to his secret prison so that you witness how wicked he is. In the prison you find a former leader of a band of some cannibal raiders, who claims that many years ago this local leader paid them off so that they fuck off and direct their raids away from his lands. That's it. And that's why he's evil and needs to be overthrown apparently. Maybe I'm misremembering something, because it sounds utterly retarded, but I recall thinking it was utterly retarded even back when I was playing.
>>724874215Forgot the text lol>Praised for the writing>It just uses flowery language and antiquated words so idiots think it's intelligent>Every cutscene is just 8 white haired people agreeing with each other>The one guy who disagrees never voices it, just disappears for half of the expansion and then comes back to admit his deception. Everyone is cool with it. He does this like 3 more times.>Any consequences/deaths are retconned later because the fanbase can't handle it>Only story beats are "what if immortal beings had depression"
>>724860085DOOM Eternal and it's DLC
>>724864752its nepotism, one of the reasons mediocrity is rampant on almost every industry
>>724874427The rogue ranger is a character from the old games and is framed as the ''good'' option, but tbf to the developers you can actually side with the patriarch, kill her and the patriarch even fulfills his part of the deal
>>7248744272 was also retarded. Suicide bomber monks keeping the "balance", murderous politeness fetishists and other idiotic factions. I understand the games are supposed to be wacky on purpose, but it ruins any suspension of disbelief you might have had.
>>724867429Goddamn agreed, shut the FUCK UP BITCH I HAVE WORK TO DO.
>>724873760But there is a reason. It's one of the plethora of character dynamics fueling the drama of their interpersonal relationships. It doesn't necessitate that feelings which are for the time being unrequited will blossom into a romance. Your thinking about this is too railroaded for no good reason.
In Star Ocean 4, for plot reasons you are forced to land into an underdeveloped planet, before leaving the obvious villain of the arc asks you to give her incredibly advanced technology from your spacefaring civilization and nobody in your crew except for the retarded loli-catgirl tells you thats a bad idea, so the MC gives her the tech and the villain proceeds to blow up the planet and the MC proceeds to be emo about it for the rest of the game
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/c7UnwA4ZtYCMVZ09t0OWRQ/>look mommy I posted it again
>>724864386>caring about shipsGO BACK TO TUMBLRFor all the obsessive talk about trannies this site has, it's amazing how much airtme estrogen-infused topics like internet drama and shipping (yuri or otherwise) get here.
Disco Elysium
>>724879769These are tumblr fags that made it their mission to shit up this place
The last season of The Walking Dead game. AJ acted like a serial killer half the time, talking about how he doesn't regret killing anyone and his first instinct if someone makes him mad is to threaten to murder them. The narrative will bend over backwards to make this seem okay and for any character that takes issue with it to be in the wrong.
>>724874427Yeah Angela Death was a tard. I went into Colorado with the knowledge that I needed to obtain a stable supply of resources to ensure the survival of the Rangers and her short-sightedness was so unwelcome and annoying. I even ended up easily usurping the Patriarch by identifying and turning his power base (military and nobles), so that I could take over in a largely bloodless coup. It was kinda cool that acting like a rational person allowed my squad to fix the situation and prove how wrong and stupid the woman ranger was.
>>724874427The Patriarch did a bunch of fucked up shit. Paying off gangs is among the more harmless things. If I'm not wrong dude gave prisoners to some psycho raider gang who would cut off people's limbs and stick them to a kite for some religious mumbo jumbo. It's understandable that he did what the thought he had to do, but it's still fucked up.But the nice thing about the game is that even if he did all that fucked up shit, you can still go for a peaceful transition of power. You take over, he stands trial, he rots in jail while you end up controlling the region. You end up getting cheated out of a final boss fight but whatever, the game is easy enough anyway.
>>724861862Bioshock Infinite's legacy is all the advancements in SFM porn it created
