I just watched ep 1-4 of dispatch. 3hrs long. What did you guys think
>>724866618Is there anything to care about in this game besides wanting to fuck the tomboy goth or the buff super girl
>watchedSo it's not a video game?
>>724866712It's alright. You interact with a bunch of loser z-tier villains turned superheroesI think it got the millenial writing down tho
>>724866808Games like these can easily been watched on youtube. It's why telltale went bust
>>724866712The word "goth" has become even more meaningless than "tomboy" has.
>>724866618I wish Telltale games had more substantial gameplay, but they probably think it'd take your focus from the story, honestly with their track record I kinda wish the gameplay WOULD do that
>>724866950Wdym more gameplay? The gameplay is about interacting with everything until you decide to talk to the person that moves the story forward. What else is needed?
>>724866926There’s a reason why movies can’t be uploaded on YouTube but games can since the value is in the gameplay. But when your game is all story and little gameplay it loses all value when uploaded
>>724867604Oh yeah, dispatch is chockfull of gameplay
>>724868360Read my post proper before I beat your ass
>>724867502[Anon will remember that.]
>>724866618I've been playing through, over and over again. Just to see if 'choice matters' and you can fail missions, choosing anything doesn't change future dialogue, except for the specific dialogue currently in. Until the final episodes are out, nothing in game matters. It is and feels like watching a netflix show where you 'make choices' like it started out.
>>724867604Game companies don't bother to litigate it, those videos aren't fair use
>>724868430I was beinh sarcastic dumbo
>>724868434Kek
>>724868654Yeah as i expected. Otherwise there'd be like 5 different unique and thought out storylines. Simply not feasible
What's crazy about pets in that anything other than a dog puts in an emotionally cucked relationship no matter what. Dogs love you, every other animal does not, they literally do not have the capability to do so. No othef animal will mourn you, or feel sad you aren't there like a dog. Just something to keep in mind.
>>724869267>love it so much you chop of it's nuts and turn it into a placid accessory dog owners are so fucking delusional lmao
>>724868890me too
>>724869267Uh huh
>>724869473With your first post or the post about beating my ass?
>>724867502That's how most games work, yes.
>>724866950>I kinda wish the gameplay WOULD do thatWdym here?
>>724869983
How long is 1 ep anyway? I watched all 3 hrs but didn't notice transitioning from episode to episode
post more funny rats
>>724870760I'd say it's about 45 minutes to a hour, with roughly 25-30 minutes of actual gameplay and the rest as story bits with occasional dialogue choices (and QTE but I haven't seen them since episode 1's intro)
i look like this
>>724870968The hero of suicide squad, not joking
>>724871018You mean 25-30 mins in total?But yeah sounds about right
>>724872056I dunno, the actual dispatch mechanic is about 10-15 minutes each time I think, and there's about 5-10 minutes of cutscenes at the start and end of each episode with a shorter 5-minute segment in the middle.The first episode was different
>>724873035Yeah sounds about right. I kept waiting for the dispatch parts to finish just to see where the story goes. Guess gotta have gameplay somewhere
The chicks are hot but I can't stand the millenial californian writing.
So if this all that's been released so far. Where did the sex scene with invisigal come from?
>>724871108Post paw
Pic of me, just got out of the bath ;)
>>724876862Humina humina ZAMN
>>724870968
>>724874960it's a dream sequence
>>724878321And when does said dream sequence happen?
>>724878783at the start of the latest episode
>>724879086Damn, i saw nothing of the sort. Maybe the dude who uploaded it removed it for youtube
>>724879279If that's all you care about then the webm you've been seeing all over /v/ is the whole scene anyway
>>724879445It's not that i care about a sex scene. Just that if i'm going to spend 3+ hours watching it. I want to watch all of it. Fuck cut content namsayin'?
I'm certain we'll get a trailer in 10 minutes
>>724879279If he did, he's in the minority, most youtubers keep it.
>>724881817It'd gonna be 8 eps in total right?
>Ignore every dispatch>nothing about the game changes
>>724881878Yes
>>724881817bro?https://youtu.be/zidpOy-Zta4
>>724881852Is it when invisigal wakes up from a dream? Because if so, it's cut out from the youtuber i watched
>>724881984Daylight savings, amirite?
>>724882140Shoot. You just reminded me i need to adjust clocks
>>724882060This is totally me when i see boobs
>>724866926>you can just watch them on Youtube>It's why telltale went bustNah, their quality dropped off, their stories and "games" were samey with no innovation. If Dispatch doesn't do anything new with a 2nd season or if their next game is just Dispatch again, they'll go the same way as Tell-Tale.Also I bet a lot of money was spent on licensing ips which cuts into profit margins, dispatch being a new ip will help in the long run.
>>724884521That may be true but they basically missed out on millions per episode of any game episode because people just watched a streamer go through them or through youtube
>>724884521>money was spent on licensing ipsHuh? What ip's and why would they spend money on them? You mean for future projects?
>>724874960Found it. Just like i assumed. The youtuber had cut it so i watches another youtubers whole game upload. Ty everybody
>>724870492Those rats are cute, but don't they live for like 1 year tops and you need to have multiple or they get depression? I wouldn't want to get a family of rats only for all of them to be dead by the start of the next year
>>724883307Oh yeah?
>>7248853372-3 years, depending on. And yes, rats are really social and you basically need at least 3 for them to be happy
>>724885337They live between 1 to 3 years. Rare but happens 4 years. Their biggest issue is how easily they get cancer/tumors. Mine lived for 3 years and some monthsAlso yeah you can't have less than 3 rats because they're super social creatures. Being alone genuinenly hurts them
>>724885378Gimmie milkies
>>724868654> Choices don't matterWhy do they keep doing this?The literal only thing even slightly redeemable about their gameplay-threadbare game design philosophy is the notion of making different choices to explore different outcomes.And they lie about it, on every release.They pulled that shit so much that people realized the mystery box would always be empty, lost interest, and the company went under.And now they're back and they immediately, without missing a beat, doing the same shit again.How many times does history need to repeat itself?
>>724886150Because it'd be a herculean effort to implement all that if EVERY choice has to matterSaying that is this genres version of "it just works"
>>724886059You know, for a dog it's owner is enough.
>>724887534Shut it rath8t3r
Uuuuuuuuugh meow to meet you?
>>724889684Hahahahahahaha
>>724866712It's the only actual choice in the game besides cutting one of the shitty villain team members who who of two people you replace them with.
>>724889865I wonder what happens if you pick waterboy instead
>>724891321>POSEIDON. PUNISH ODYSSEUS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
>>724890465Has anyone here seen/picked waterboy over phenomenman
How long is a telltale games episode? Dispatch eps is like 45 mins long or some shit
is this the thread?
>>724896275Yeah sure. No one's responding atp anyway lmfao
Rodents...
>>724896751Kek nice one
Reminder that these "funny" shits live 2 to 3 years. Ratfags are miserable.
kill all ratfags and their rats
>>724897260>>724897340Shush cagger
>>724896751"With a tail you can climb anywhere you want." He squeaked to himself out loud.
>>724866618that's a rat
what is the deal with rats ?
>>724897574Glorp damnit. I've been bogos binted
>>724869267animals dont have souls
>>724897770
>cute smart affectionate social pets>die in a couple yearsfucking brutal
>>724897770Comedy animals
Are drawfags still a thing? Haven't seen those threads in a while
>>724897258Hahahaha
>>724897770Pocket dogs
>>724897551What's that a reference to?
>>724900827"Niggers could be here", he thought
>>724898152They are a bane for our food and reproduce too quickly, it is a good thing is like this otherwise I can't imagine how things would turn out.https://www.cracked.com/article_19645_5-reasons-rats-are-way-scarier-than-you-think.html
>>724901915After housing pet rats. I can no longer fathom killing wild ratsIt's over for me bros...
>>724901554Right. Figured it sounded a bit familiar
>>724899327I see this one in another thread>>724902739>>724902523you don't have to
>>724903047ThanksAnd i know, luckily i live in an area with barely any rats. My dad used to put out food for a rat that we had seen in our backyard. Nowadays he puts out food for the crows instead
If it were adapted into a tv series....would they add the choices (some netflix tv series have them) or would it have a single route?Wonder if they would pick BB or Invi?
