Here's your mouse bro
>>724875167Thanks bro, here's your controller.
>>724875167I would be tempted to break it open for the fish and ball
>>724875167what's the point of this? it looks cool but you don't see it due to your hand being on it
i want one of these
https://youtu.be/-Dkftl5xqCY
>>724875167>check link>it's a literal storeOf course the fucking "Frutiger Aero" spam was a marketing ploy. I fucking hate capitalism.
>>724875167Thanks!
>>724875524wtf did you expect
>>724875167Was going to say "you could almost smell the low quality plastic", but...>>724875524...Damn checked it myself, was hoping you were only trolling but it's sadly true.
>>724875524Frutiger Aero is literally a corporate creation.
>>724875524>sees mouse with website embossed>goes to website>shocked and appalled that the website is selling the mousewhat were you expecting? also why is this a bad thing?
>>724876413Frutiger is a typeface family from the 70s. Aero is the name of the Windows Vista theme. "Frutiger Aero" did not fucking exist until 2019.
>>724875524There's no such thing as "Frutiger Aero" the same way there was no push for beach levels in the 2000s or whatever else Youtube has convinced people the world was like
>>724876413sure but it wasn't a bad aesthetic.
>>724875315What would you do with it if you got it?
>>724875167>plastic erodes>water shorts the circuits>motherboard diest-thanks bro
>>724877010>>724877089The name wasn't used until way after it died but that doesn't mean the style doesn't exist.
>>724877267its not real water its actually "water"
>>724877267are you using your mouse on your motherboard?
>>724877356I only drink the water from chronicles of Riddick squishy ball heads
Here is your gear shift bro
>>724875167I would buy this mouse if it had side buttons. I can't go back to only having 3 mouse buttons anymore
>>724877619>car will only run if you play Super Monkey Ball in itLudo
>>724875167
>>724875167Thanks bro. I like when my bros give me things
>>724877192Eat it
>>724877357I don't know, but I've had 2 motherboards die over the years out of the blue and the only thing I suspect may have caused it was maybe a power surge or something similar, so I just assume motherboards are finicky pieces of shit that will die if you blow on them
>>724877010It definitly did, I was alive then. Bill gates and everybody else didn't come together and design it on purpose. It was sort of like how everything in tech today is minimalist beveled slop because corpos just shameless copy each other whenever one strikes gold.
>>724875524> a product has the name of the product on itIdk this isn't shocking to me.
>>724877742Same. Forward/back is just too useful.
>>724877835it is so much worse than thatyou have to hit multiple buttons for that thing to open up and only then can you even think about shifting gearsepitome of retarded overengineer modern car controls
>>724875167>skeuoss.net
>>724875167I love the Fruitnigger Aero aesthetic, it feels so comfy.
>>724875167I grew up in the Frutiger Aero generation, all mice looked like that at the time
>>724878240I watched a video on it and it seemed comically simplistic aside from switching into neutral.
>>724879037i assume this is not ironic because their mouths are not gaping
>>724877089There was no beach enjoyers cabal in the 6th gen, but it did have a noticeably high amount of beach games compared to every gen before/after.
>>724877920what kind of things?
>>724875167I bought this mouse and it's literally the cheapest wireless mouse i've ever fucking bought, if you don't touch it for 5 seconds it automatically turns off, the tracking is horrible, and the battery doesn't even last for a hour.Desperately hoping someone makes aqua mice that aren't the cheapest chinese dogshit money can buy one day.
>>724877192put it up my ass
>>724879275It's post-ironic. The shartyfag that made it actually enjoys Frutiger Aero but has to cover it in layers of ridicule because genuinely liking something is "coal".
>>724877089>le redditor mandela effect explanationkys
>>724879275>>724879886It's neither ironic nor post-ironic, some variants of 'jakkies are wholesome and these came from /qa/ and not farty.
>>724879873This guy needs to stop doing anthro on anthro literally no one gives a shit about anything other than human on anthro or feral
If i ever get cancer i know it will be from the time that shitty mouse leaked
>>724880067>this guydoes he know?
>>724879873Dimmi would get it.Boss would get it.
>>724881092get what
>>724875341>what's the point of this?>it just hangs on the wall, you can't do anything with it
Are there any mouse out there that is >as functionally reliable as logitech or close>made with fun and colorful designs like in the OP>wireless with bluetooth>not horribly expensiveI don't thinks so.
>>724875167>30 dollar meme mouse>Can't be bothered to add basic $5 Walmart mouse features like side buttonsDisgusting.
>>724881360IT.
>>724882016they give you a scroll wheel out of the generosity of their heart and this is how you act?
Behold, soul.
The mouse is stupid but I actually like this thing somehow.>it's a fish tank, alarm clock, pen holder, and lamp all at onceIt's too ridiculous not to like.
>>724882348>"soul" is when your music player looks like a toyHow old are you, mate?
>>724882348>destroys your PC
>>724882451Those poor fish dude.
>>724882597It even says to use very tiny fish or use fake fish on the description.
>>724879694>wirelessSoulless. If it’s going for late 90s/early 2000s nostalgia it should be wired
>>724882348Gemmy
>>724875341You see it when you're typing or doing paperwork.The frutiger aero aka bubble aero aesthetic was everywhere in the early/mid 2000s.
>>724882451>92.7°that fish is toast
>>724875167Does the fish help you while gaming?
how do you replace the fish when it dies?
Some keyboards work better than others.
>>724875167The planet only bad that configuration in the jurassic.
>>724877357The water would go through the cable into the computer through capillary action
>>724883847No, late cretaceous.
>>724882684Frutiger Aero is late 00's/early 10's, however.
>>724875167>>724875524y'know, for a site celebrating the frutiger aero style, the actual web design sucks
>>724879873> bmwf
>>724880110it's just like colored oil I think you'll be fine
>>724883786This made me think. Actionfags are no better than trained animals. Turn BASED games are the most human kind of combat.
>>724875167i remember being amazed by this mouse when i was around 7. still amazed actually
>>724875167Waoow so cute i need one
>>724881539This, but unironically. I don't like having posters or painting on my wall. I get why other people do, however.
>>724875167>zoomers now idealize previous generations corporate aestheticLook I understand this generation of corporate slop is truly shit and unappealing to an unfathomable degree, but like cmon.
Here's your music player bro
>>724887498I still use winamp. No reason not to.
>>724887441The old corporate slop was still designed by an artist unlike today where the corporations tell the artist what they want and force them to fit in with what they believe sells. It was back when they didn't really know what the consumer wanted and they weren't trying to minimalize design in order to maximize profits. They told an artist they needed something and trusted their judgement. So that's why that era birthed a multitude of styles in an attempt to find what the market responded to the most.
>>724887943https://www.cve.org/CVERecord/SearchResults?query=WinampIdk man any software which was once popular and hasn't been maintained for ages is bound to have vulnerabilities that someone somewhere is interested in exploiting. Yes, the chances of you playing a malicious .flv are vanishingly low.
>>724887441Honestly I am not gonna dog on zoomers for this one, as much as I love to. We had pokemania, which was about as corporate slopped as you could get. Now if it was that disgusting paper cutout minimalist garbage thats popular now, that'd be a different story. At least this fruity stuff looks alright.
>>724887943Foobar is way better.
>>724882016Side buttons are bad and retarded, they're always way too sensitive and make it impossible to rest my hand on them in any natural position.
>>724877010sometimes swearing just looks reddit
>>724882489>he thinks being mature is refusing to like anything that seems too childishHow old are YOU?
>>724888828>>724888992Anons....https://getwacup.com/
Minimalists>Corporates wants me to buy all their crappy slop every time, and I WILL NOT BUY THEM.Maximalists>Corporates wants me to be dependant of their digital realm. I HAVE TO GATHER AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.Who is right?
>>724881539don't you dare diss my nigga Bruegel the Elderhis village life paintings are basically medieval 4chan and always make me smile
>>724889163Idk what mice you are using but in 15 years of using mice with extra buttons I have never once accidentally activated the thumb buttons on anything from fancy gaymer razers to nice logi office kit to bottom of the barrel chinese Amazon slop
>>724875290>Nigga dey all chineseAh the olden days
>>724889205
>>724887943I still use it too and use this classic skin like in the screenshot. Still on the 5.8 update from 2018.As they say, if it ain't broke don't fix it.
>>724877089>push for beach levels in the 2000sI used to think there was an island trend for the time desu.
>>724877357Aren't we all?
>>724875290>samurai>three>square>four>samurai (again)lol
>>724877619Can't believe this is real
